was stoned for my first full time job interview, still got the job, and later on, the boss admitted to being stoned during the orientation with all the other new janitors.
Back when I was 16, I forgot about my driver's test and got super high right before I had to take it. Sunglasses, ball cap, gum, and an examiner who shared a love of fishing all contributing to me being able to drive today. The picture on my license was absolute gold
Storytime for my high brothers and sisters reading this: So one day me and this co worker (wasnt really that close) went for break and we stood outside on opposites walls and we both simultaneously pull out a J then we just look at each other in amazement. Then I move over to his side and we smoke both of our j's then my man goes to me you have another one? So I pull out a grinder and sheets and roll another one and he did the same thing. We both ended up smoking 3 js and having one edible each in the hour long break. Then our break ended so we went inside and we were completely fucked. Like I remember we were looking at each other and idk how but we had a full conversation while not speaking a single word. Then the boss came in (hes short and bald) and as soon as he opened the door he took one step inside the shop and his head started to shine and the reflection was so strong that there was some light on the wall behind me. So obviously I pointed it out to my co worker and we both just bursted out laughing I remember that the co worker was drinking water and he nearly drowned lmao. After we ended work we went and got some kfc. Now that co worker is my best friend.
My dad just said this after watching:”Always act high. Even if your not. That’s everybody else’s perception then regardless. Now you can be high with no paranoia and enjoy your buzz while secretly laughing at everybody else. What a world! “
I truly believe that after generations of my family smoking pot that my body developed all the mutations I needed to get away with being stoned in public. My eyes are never red and it feels like I can sober up by sheer will if I really need to. I've gone to school high, work high, I've been pulled over high numerous times, been high at church, at a funeral, all over. No one's ever said I was stoned just by looking at me.
LMAO same. My uncle was the one who was always high in our family, but now it's me. My eyes never get red or smiley, I look sober af even when I'm REALLY REALLY high
I once got incredibly high at my friends and decided to walk home in broad daylight. I became convinced I was walking weirdly, and that people were looking at me. I focused so much effort on walking 'normally' that pretty soon I was in the midst of an existential crisis, and had literally forgotten how to walk properly. At one point i genuinely wasn't sure if arms should swing alternate to legs, or at the same time. I must have looked like a gangly 17 year old robot trying to blend in with his 'fellow humans'. Then i got home ate pizza and watched some Sea-lab 2021 and everything was ok again.
😂 I remember i was hyperventilating once after smoking a joint that was already smoked half way through and looked like it was maybe 2 days old. I was shit scared for my life-i was shivering and having a panic attack in my own bed,but I'm still here now.tho not gonna lie-it was terrifying
I remember when I first started smoking, and it was the time when you're still figuring out how your body and mind actually react to weed. I was shocked when I found out I didn't have any drinks or snacks at home, so I went to the grocery store and oh boy, that was a mistake. I was convinced that everyone knew and I acted like a total jerk, even though I probably didn't do anything weird. Ah, fun times.
You committed a Stoner Mortal sin. I'm glad you learned the err of your ways, and hope you take care to not forget the munchies in the future. That said there are some strains where munchies aren't necessary, I'll leave you to figure those out...
Been there buddy. The first time I got high it was on an edible AND I got cross faded because I was with my gf at the time for her cousin’s birthday and they hired a party bus. We stopped at a gas station for snacks and the driver had to help us all get off the bus because we couldn’t be trusted with those two steps. The urge to laugh hysterically for no reason was suffocating me. We got in and the cashier clearly knew we were all fucked up, he kept trying to upsell us on more snacks and it made me paranoid as fuck. Just kept a death grip on my gf’s arm while hissing in her ear “he knows. he knows!”
A clerk at a supermarket looked at the cookies that I frequently bought, smiled knowingly and said that I must really like cookies. I also shifted a manual transmission more smoothly. And lost 2 cop cars on curvy roads. And questioned a professor so profoundly that het dismissed his class early. I did, however, once get really lost driving inside a city. Now I enjoy gettting stoned, driving on streets that I know well and not knowing where I am.
@@thelord8190 yeah dude I know what you mean. I just have to make yourself understand that this high won't last forever. Once you know you are high and it's not gonna kill you, you can actually enjoy the high. Also people who are new tend to consume way too much. It takes time to get high so after smoking a bowl, take 10-20 minutes, then smoke another. Same goes for joints. That way you can stop before getting too high while you are still in your senses
Smiling is the hardest thing not to do especially if you've kept a straight face for a while & you think about something funny you recently saw in a TV show
I was stoned with a friend and he asked me: Do you think the earth turns because we are walking on it? Everything I saw was the earth turning around next to my sides when I was walking. 😂
I tried this once, and could not stand staying focused on what my behaviors looked like to other people while fully sober. But I have thought about what type of energies I protect outwardly when fully sober and in command of my energies.
I never fully realized how much PTSD my grandpa gave me by always telling me “speak when spoken to” until you said it… I’m gonna go sign up for therapy now
I’m so pale and have eyes so blue that I look like a cartoon when I’m high. Additionally, I’m very skinny and a nerd, making it even funnier when I’m high
Gentle weed mum knows it better, as usual. Thank you, lady. You make us feel safe! I smoke a couple of times per week and sometimes it's quite hard to sober up when needed. I guess we've all been there. Being high doesn't mean you'll always look like you're high. With time and practice you can look sober even if you're not. What usually stays in the way is paranoia.
Actually... It's the perfect solution! Just say you're sick and your overly-talkative neighbors won't be talking your ear off, they'll just leave in a rush! I've had sooo many awkward conversations with my neighbors when im coming home from a "walk" (weed is still illegal here). You should see my ninja skills when im creeping around my complex trying to avoid my neighbors.
I did a lot of psychedelics it my teen years and I remember we always acted super suspect and would get weird looks and never understood why people could always tell. Then we realized that all of the time spent not on drugs was spent being weird and outwardly probably seeming high, so any time we were deliberately trying not to seem that way, all we were doing was making it clear something was not normal. Don't do drugs kids but if you really wanna, just be normal :p worrying about the issue will only make it worse
I used to do that, but to freak out whoever I was smoking with, go put eyedrops in one eye, come back with one red eye one normal eye, people look at you puzzled, like, I know somethings not quite right but I don't know *what* 😂 it's funny 🤷🏼♀️
*storytime:* i was high asf one monday afternoon after getting picked up from school and it took me about 5 minutes to get out of the car whole time i never unbuckled my seatbelt so my mom was just like 👁👄👁
@@GreenDay13887 tbh 5 seconds is still quite fast, i once had trouble trying to figure out how my elevator works after a 200mg edible, got stuck in the elevator and just gave up on everything, was voncinced i was gonna die in there of starvation, then my neighbour called the elevator to top floor (which i live on aswell) elevator started moving and for some reason i thought there was an earthquake even tho i live in west EU... when the doors opened i just hugged my neighbour, thanked him for saving my life like 10 times, then started banging on my door cuz i knew i wouldnt be able to figure my keys out, all in all a great experience, would do again
Brandon Mous haha great story, once i got so stoned me and my friend were outside and we tought there was this alarm going we have in the Netherlands. That alarm means we have to go inside and close all doors and windows so we knocked on a random door and explained we had to go inside. This man let us in and we drinked some water. It was so weird because i think it were just cars passing by. Later my friend said name a famous person who will always be rememberd and i said elvis presley and was like omygod i was thinking about him to and he said wait i write antother one down and i said michael jackson and he showed me and we were so confused. Best time being stoned ever
I broke my "no getting high in public" rule and toked up in the parking lot before going to see "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" The snack lady for sure knew I was stoned but the nachos were worth it.
I watched this movie the first time high. First time seeing the movie, first time getting high. Jesus I forgot the entire beggining of the movie. That part where the guy is fighting and he kicks the gun away from the police man... I thought he had super powers and could predict someone's intentions. Dude his intention was clear omg I was baked af
@@pandora4263 Congrats! Although I can imagine the difficulty with which you followed the movie. Were you watching it with other people or by yourself? Highs tend to be better in groups of more than one :)
@@atfti It was with just one friend. I couldn't get good trips from weed after that anymore. I didn't worry about shit but now everytime I smoke I just get annoyed by everything, feel threatened and all. So I prefer to chill alone listening to music. But that first time was dope! Also I could really connect with the movie and get it.
I was quite ashamed of being high.. But one day I realized everyone is in something nowadays, it may be escitalopram, vyvanse, coffee.. So I just be myself and kind to others but not hiding my smile and laughter. Why would I hide that?
Cara, eu acabei de ver uma série de vídeos seus pela primeira vez. Logo após dou de cara aqui. Como tem passado? Espero que esteja bem! Me identifiquei demais com voce e o que falou. Abraço!
I just change clothes, wash my face and drink coffee. I’ll still stare off into space during conversations for 10 minutes straight, but at least I’m aesthetically sober.
Used to be a lecturer for 300+ freshmen and I can always, ALWAYS spot at least a couple every time. Some of them even come up to me for questions after the class and it was pretty fun speaking to them.
This one time I was super high at my office so I told everyone that I was leaving cause I had stomach pain, my boss came down to ask my if I was ok and something about the way he said it made me laugh like a maniac, I then told him god bless you and pet him a little bit then I walked out as fast as I could.
50 years ago, i heard if they never see you “sober” they will never know you are high, they just may think you are slow or stupid, so whats the point 😏
Anyone else have trouble talking when you get too high? I start slurring my speech, i studder sometimes and i become emotionless. Cotton mouth makes it worst but its like my toungue has trouble with speech
I’m completely fine when I’m stoned. When I’m high, it’s like my short term memory just goes awol. Three words in and I forget what I am talking about. 😁
From someone who smoked for 15 years, ain’t fooling no one who’s experienced lmao. Video was very funny ngl XD Also don’t forget that the second you try act sober, that’s when you’ll look the most stoned. “ ok we walk in keep it cool.” I walked straight into an outward opening toilet door lol
I remember being high, and not feeling my arm once, so I smacked it into the wall a few times, and then like a few minutes later I forgot about it and went "why does my arm hurt? "
Yesssss. Rotos are like a baptism for your eyeballs. I swear every serious stoner I knew a few years ago carried Rotos. And we loved giving Rotos to first timers to see their reactions.
I remember finding this video in the bathroom of a party 2 years ago where I got way too high and was verging on a panic attack, and this video made it all okay. This woman is rad
@@andreja9425 🤣😂🤣😂 Even if she was, I don't know if you could deal with all the baggage that would come with it! I'm her brother, and I can only put up with her in small doses. Very small doses🤣
i got high asf at a school musical, when i had to go home my grandma picked me up and i was trying so hard to not talk but every building we passed was so interesting and i would just ramble on abt the buildings and i know she knew i was high.
I had to study for a philosophy lecture but couldnt understand an essay. I got stoned, figured out what I needed and delivered the lecture. I was told that it was excellent.
BluBerry Oof welcome to another comment section of people spamming "why is this in my recommended?" Oh I don't fucking know, maybe because it's youtube :). The damn app is supposed recommend random videos to give somebody views.
Is weird how it feels like you don't actually know how you act when you are sober. You just forget how you act and you get like : -do i walk like this ? -would i laugh right now? -do they noticed im high ? -oh they definitely do
I used to perform a mid ranking manger job high every day. When I quite I finally told my boss and he was completely mind blown and never knew. These tips actually work pretty well lol.
"Hey friend, I see you just smoked week" - Indeed! "And you gotta go outside, where the normal people are. Right now!" - Hell no woman theres a pandemic happening, thats why Im smoking weed in the first place.
eee...nope its almost summer...so no hell I am staying inside, I go to the nature and smoke there , its amazing time to go to a little walking trip ( I live in northern europe) so its a little cold yet but still...the fresh air and nature never fail me, also I live in the place where the sea is soo close that I can walk there with 5 minutes ...its not healthy to stay inside for asoo long
Tryna act normal while high is like making the best impression of yourself
🤣🤣
II PANDA IIV nothing could be truer
II PANDA IIV YESSSS OMG
Mind BLOWN
True lol
was stoned for my first full time job interview, still got the job, and later on, the boss admitted to being stoned during the orientation with all the other new janitors.
Awesome 😎
LMFAK
Nice!
@@jaidenligorria2395
"Let My Fucking Ass Know"?
@@_JayRamsey_ PLEASE 😭
Something about this woman makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay
@On dat gas 301 I yawned while reading this out loud.
Bruh
yes!!! i love her
no it's not
mario I disagree lmfao
Back when I was 16, I forgot about my driver's test and got super high right before I had to take it. Sunglasses, ball cap, gum, and an examiner who shared a love of fishing all contributing to me being able to drive today. The picture on my license was absolute gold
Youre my hero
Isn't driving while super high really dangerous?
@@k-leb4671 for noob smokers yes but for the vets it actually makes u more alert than anything depends on what strain
omg we have got to see it i’m dead 🤣🤣
@@jem2886 NOOB SMOKERS xDD
Life hack: Nobody can tell you are high if you stay high all the time.
MyNameIsHeff 97 i swear
Lmao me
I found this relatable.
That’s what I do to! People ask if there’s something wrong if I’m sober lol
Best method. 🤙🏻
"how high are you?"
"No. It's hi, how are you?
??? Am high asf
Dude what the hell
Hello I am I
yes
I’m 6’1
Sil Osyben 😭👏🏽
One time I was smoking and my dad called me to ask what I was doing I said "I'm just watching music I mean, listening to Netflix "
LOOOOL
My first time I had to walk a mile home alone while my mom bombarded me with questions
🤣
Boyyyy u was slumped 😭😭😭😂😭😭
Lol lmao
Storytime for my high brothers and sisters reading this:
So one day me and this co worker (wasnt really that close) went for break and we stood outside on opposites walls and we both simultaneously pull out a J then we just look at each other in amazement. Then I move over to his side and we smoke both of our j's then my man goes to me you have another one? So I pull out a grinder and sheets and roll another one and he did the same thing. We both ended up smoking 3 js and having one edible each in the hour long break. Then our break ended so we went inside and we were completely fucked. Like I remember we were looking at each other and idk how but we had a full conversation while not speaking a single word. Then the boss came in (hes short and bald) and as soon as he opened the door he took one step inside the shop and his head started to shine and the reflection was so strong that there was some light on the wall behind me. So obviously I pointed it out to my co worker and we both just bursted out laughing I remember that the co worker was drinking water and he nearly drowned lmao. After we ended work we went and got some kfc. Now that co worker is my best friend.
thank you for sharing lmao shits hilarious
Nice story man. Wish you the best. Lmao
Tldr
That is a brother🤝
Let me know if you come to Denmark
But are you sure he's real? That's how they get ya
My dad just said this after watching:”Always act high. Even if your not. That’s everybody else’s perception then regardless. Now you can be high with no paranoia and enjoy your buzz while secretly laughing at everybody else. What a world! “
I like your dad!😁That describes my life.
Right on Dad 👍😎
The advice of a true blue stoner. Respect
My life since the day I turned 13....
Always get your drivers license picture taken while you're stoned out of your mind. That way when the cops look at your license, you look the same.
Honestly this is some trippy stuff to watch when you are high
I love this type of videos which are made to watch while you're high it should be it's own ganere on UA-cam.
I added this to my watchlist to watch when I'm high 😂
@@samiksharungta3141 wat else do u have on ur list to watch when high , share😂
It’s trippy when you’re NOT high!! 😂 I just like to go down memory road
420 likes!
My mom was pissed when she found out I was smokin trees
My grandma started laughing and started giving me cake to eat
Ur grandma knows wassup
Grandmas have the best cake agreed
My brother's friend just gave me weed for the first time I am 13
TwistAHint good luck nigga
Is that a sonnet?
I truly believe that after generations of my family smoking pot that my body developed all the mutations I needed to get away with being stoned in public. My eyes are never red and it feels like I can sober up by sheer will if I really need to. I've gone to school high, work high, I've been pulled over high numerous times, been high at church, at a funeral, all over. No one's ever said I was stoned just by looking at me.
"at a funeral"?
@@shayanmahdavi2568 yk what I felt like that was overlooked too cus man what 💀
Don't drive high my dude. Rest I approve.
LMAO same. My uncle was the one who was always high in our family, but now it's me. My eyes never get red or smiley, I look sober af even when I'm REALLY REALLY high
The only thing I lack are the eyes (which actually grow bloodshot the more fatigue I'm experiencing, so maybe I can pawn it off on being tired)
I once got incredibly high at my friends and decided to walk home in broad daylight. I became convinced I was walking weirdly, and that people were looking at me. I focused so much effort on walking 'normally' that pretty soon I was in the midst of an existential crisis, and had literally forgotten how to walk properly. At one point i genuinely wasn't sure if arms should swing alternate to legs, or at the same time. I must have looked like a gangly 17 year old robot trying to blend in with his 'fellow humans'.
Then i got home ate pizza and watched some Sea-lab 2021 and everything was ok again.
chill tf out. it's cool. you're just high
I remember being able to get that high. I cant now no matter how much i smoke. Chronic use takes that away.
😂 I remember i was hyperventilating once after smoking a joint that was already smoked half way through and looked like it was maybe 2 days old. I was shit scared for my life-i was shivering and having a panic attack in my own bed,but I'm still here now.tho not gonna lie-it was terrifying
I'm high rn and this made me laugh so fucking hard
😁
Being very very quiet and only smiling when spoken to is also something a high person would do
Yeah that would be me! 😂😂😂
i speak just the right amount😜👍🏻 just ramble about random shit when sober, thats how i am
@@margz408 Good cover
@@margz408 how I normally act, you would think that I’m drunk and stoned at the same time, I actually seem more like a normal person when I’m high
That’s literally me I go SILENT
"It's time to tell everyone you have a bad cold"
Yeah, not really a good idea at this time...
Lol I was thinking the same xD
LOL
WHY WOULDNT IT BE A GOOD IDEA
@@individualapproach9866 corona virus
Shadowmusab oh
I remember when I first started smoking, and it was the time when you're still figuring out how your body and mind actually react to weed. I was shocked when I found out I didn't have any drinks or snacks at home, so I went to the grocery store and oh boy, that was a mistake. I was convinced that everyone knew and I acted like a total jerk, even though I probably didn't do anything weird. Ah, fun times.
You committed a Stoner Mortal sin. I'm glad you learned the err of your ways, and hope you take care to not forget the munchies in the future. That said there are some strains where munchies aren't necessary, I'll leave you to figure those out...
@@aiodensghost8645 It was my second or third time ever. I was so afraid. lol.
Been there buddy. The first time I got high it was on an edible AND I got cross faded because I was with my gf at the time for her cousin’s birthday and they hired a party bus. We stopped at a gas station for snacks and the driver had to help us all get off the bus because we couldn’t be trusted with those two steps. The urge to laugh hysterically for no reason was suffocating me. We got in and the cashier clearly knew we were all fucked up, he kept trying to upsell us on more snacks and it made me paranoid as fuck. Just kept a death grip on my gf’s arm while hissing in her ear “he knows. he knows!”
@@R.444- he definitely knew. XD
A clerk at a supermarket looked at the cookies that I frequently bought, smiled knowingly and said that I must really like cookies. I also shifted a manual transmission more smoothly. And lost 2 cop cars on curvy roads. And questioned a professor so profoundly that het dismissed his class early. I did, however, once get really lost driving inside a city. Now I enjoy gettting stoned, driving on streets that I know well and not knowing where I am.
If you go to the job interview high they'll never suspect your high when you're at work, that's just the way you are
same with school and uni lol
...of course only if you're 18+ 😅
Omg this is so funny I have never thought about this
This is brilliant
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Bananas4banabas and if you get your Driving license picture taken high they think you look like that all the time 😂😂.
Plot twist, everyone found out I was high cause I was blasting this on my speakers lol
This should be a short TIFU on Reddit 😂
XDDDDDDD
Lol right 😂😂😂
Omg 😂
I haven't even consumed any drugs - I am just overtired and slightly tipsy, but this comment has me laugh-crying 😁😂
I don't even smoke I just find her really entertaining
You should start tbh 😂
@@wasiurrahman2229 I did for a while but felt really paranoid so I quit, now I just smoke cigarettes (I know it's worse)
Agnes facts 😹
I don't find it entertaining, I just smoke
@@thelord8190 yeah dude I know what you mean. I just have to make yourself understand that this high won't last forever. Once you know you are high and it's not gonna kill you, you can actually enjoy the high. Also people who are new tend to consume way too much. It takes time to get high so after smoking a bowl, take 10-20 minutes, then smoke another. Same goes for joints. That way you can stop before getting too high while you are still in your senses
Smiling is the hardest thing not to do especially if you've kept a straight face for a while & you think about something funny you recently saw in a TV show
Fr
I'm not as think as you high I am.
This made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.
hahaa i was thinking about that earlier
Champagne cocaine beer and weeed
You just got me more fucked up
dude i just read this normally
i always think everyone knows I'm high when I'm high
Rudy Straight paranoid af😂😂
@@sati507 ay how u doin😀
Rudy Straight every time I look somebody I the eye I be like “They know”.
thats what u call paranoia lmao I had it too, a reason why I stopped
And even if they see.. why should you care about it?
Have you ever been walking down the street and thought about how you act when your sober
Sometimes I ask my self how I act when I'm drunk when I'm baked
doug omg yess
I was stoned with a friend and he asked me: Do you think the earth turns because we are walking on it?
Everything I saw was the earth turning around next to my sides when I was walking. 😂
I tried this once, and could not stand staying focused on what my behaviors looked like to other people while fully sober. But I have thought about what type of energies I protect outwardly when fully sober and in command of my energies.
Actually I note things I do when I'm sober and I try to make sure I do those things when I'm high to appear sober
I never fully realized how much PTSD my grandpa gave me by always telling me “speak when spoken to” until you said it… I’m gonna go sign up for therapy now
Bro why is theresa may teaching me how to pretend to not be high
Preme bro I laughed too hard at that
ur fucking rude this ladys a million times better than that dusty cave bitch
Ri dan 😂😂😂
1k here we come
@GazB85 shut
I don’t even smoke weed; I’m just trying to find a video to procrastinate
💀💀💀💀 i felt thisss
Cory from cory in the house, you're my favorite anime character
Sure thing, Cory. The video found you.
OMG SAME, i literally have my geo hw on my desk and i'm watching this
u got my respect
How i think i look when im high in public: 😵
How i actually look: 😐
Don’t you mean 😑
How I feel like I look when high 👹
I’m so pale and have eyes so blue that I look like a cartoon when I’m high. Additionally, I’m very skinny and a nerd, making it even funnier when I’m high
How 12 year old eshays think they look like when there high 😎
opposite for me
Gentle weed mum knows it better, as usual. Thank you, lady. You make us feel safe!
I smoke a couple of times per week and sometimes it's quite hard to sober up when needed. I guess we've all been there. Being high doesn't mean you'll always look like you're high. With time and practice you can look sober even if you're not. What usually stays in the way is paranoia.
If you have the time and really want to be sober, take a shower.
Tbh i never really have paranoia except for the 1 time I tried edibles
@@Iam_inevitabIe paranoia is when you take too much
Yo this lady is cool
Yes
For real
hyaga beesh indeed
Why does your comment have 2,2 k likes lmfao
You're high
Dude when I'm not high everybody thinks I am, and when I actually am high no one says anything.
MaxLevel saaame
MaxLevel they don’t wanna sketch you out
ghost:5757 x lol your just high
Shadow lol always
Frrrrr
"It's time to tell everyone you've got a bad cold."
Yeah, this didn't age very well.
I had a mini panic attack when she said that 😂
Just tell them you have allergies. They do the same thing lol
Oh my God 🤣
Actually... It's the perfect solution! Just say you're sick and your overly-talkative neighbors won't be talking your ear off, they'll just leave in a rush! I've had sooo many awkward conversations with my neighbors when im coming home from a "walk" (weed is still illegal here). You should see my ninja skills when im creeping around my complex trying to avoid my neighbors.
It's my allergies 😏
I did a lot of psychedelics it my teen years and I remember we always acted super suspect and would get weird looks and never understood why people could always tell. Then we realized that all of the time spent not on drugs was spent being weird and outwardly probably seeming high, so any time we were deliberately trying not to seem that way, all we were doing was making it clear something was not normal.
Don't do drugs kids but if you really wanna, just be normal :p worrying about the issue will only make it worse
Thanks for the advice friend
The video ends at 3:20 instead of 4:20 bc ur “Not High”
Lol I’m 13, I don’t smoke and I feel for that
i could bee
herpes for free oh I started smoking at this age .-.
@@Kisaris lol
Am i trippin
Pro tip: Just use visine in one eye. They will think something is wrong with the one red eye and feel sorry for you.
omg this is on a whole different level
Great advise dude wow
I'm gonna tell my man to try that since he gets red eye bad.
Or just do both
I used to do that, but to freak out whoever I was smoking with, go put eyedrops in one eye, come back with one red eye one normal eye, people look at you puzzled, like, I know somethings not quite right but I don't know *what* 😂 it's funny 🤷🏼♀️
I don't know how, but every time I watch these videos, I actually feel high.
CasualCollision Its called Placebo
Because she’s making you relive the experience of being high by talking about familiar events
OMG same! 😂
Stg lol
luca visser placebo effect doesn’t work like that
The fact that as if anyone will remember any of this steps after 5 min of getting baked is pure gold 😂
The idea of getting baked in the morning and drinking a massive iced coffee made me long for summer
It doesn't have to be summer to do that... do it today or tomorrow
WHY WAIT?! 😎
@@stagnantlasagna doing it right now :)
I used to always wake and bake with coffee in hand. We called it my "Hippie Speedball".
@@apocalypsedollofficial Do coffee negate the effect of the weed? The caffeine you know, does nothing? I’ve never tried it because I thought it would
*storytime:*
i was high asf one monday afternoon after getting picked up from school and it took me about 5 minutes to get out of the car whole time i never unbuckled my seatbelt so my mom was just like
👁👄👁
melly omg i know that stage of being high hahaha
@@GreenDay13887 tbh 5 seconds is still quite fast, i once had trouble trying to figure out how my elevator works after a 200mg edible, got stuck in the elevator and just gave up on everything, was voncinced i was gonna die in there of starvation, then my neighbour called the elevator to top floor (which i live on aswell) elevator started moving and for some reason i thought there was an earthquake even tho i live in west EU... when the doors opened i just hugged my neighbour, thanked him for saving my life like 10 times, then started banging on my door cuz i knew i wouldnt be able to figure my keys out, all in all a great experience, would do again
Brandon Mous haha great story, once i got so stoned me and my friend were outside and we tought there was this alarm going we have in the Netherlands. That alarm means we have to go inside and close all doors and windows so we knocked on a random door and explained we had to go inside. This man let us in and we drinked some water. It was so weird because i think it were just cars passing by. Later my friend said name a famous person who will always be rememberd and i said elvis presley and was like omygod i was thinking about him to and he said wait i write antother one down and i said michael jackson and he showed me and we were so confused. Best time being stoned ever
@@brandonmous8369 They said minutes my dude😂
@@cypher_2259 well obviously that was a mistake on my part, I meant minutes aswell, ty for noticing
when she was rambling as if she were high- that’s how I normally talk 😭😭
highkeycrying I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Onggggg😭😭😭💀🌚🤣
just smile.... not like that..... less crazy ....
Nice to read that I'm not alone talking normal and looking high 😂
Yiiiiikes y'all gotta stop rambling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this video is both satirical, and serious at the same time. i love it.
This lady bout dope asf lowkey I’ll smoke with her 😂 😂
Word
she's cringe
@@cadds8055 Still smoke with her, cringe or nah I bet shes a blast to get high with
@@cadds8055 nah she’s like that friends cool mom who drinks wine all the time and makes killer dry jokes
@@robertives973 idk I be getting hella cringey vibes from her, Idfw with people like her
When she said, "just smile" and I smiled and she said "not like that!" I swear I felt wigless omg
Why did this literally just show up after I smoked
We're watching.
Our smart phones are listening to us 🤣😂😂😂👍🏼
TRUSTTTT ME 😂😂😭😭😭😭 they are fully watching. And we can’t do anything about it
@@NyleActive 🤣😂
The government
I broke my "no getting high in public" rule and toked up in the parking lot before going to see "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" The snack lady for sure knew I was stoned but the nachos were worth it.
I'm about to do that today! It's gonna be so fun
I watched this movie the first time high. First time seeing the movie, first time getting high. Jesus I forgot the entire beggining of the movie. That part where the guy is fighting and he kicks the gun away from the police man... I thought he had super powers and could predict someone's intentions. Dude his intention was clear omg I was baked af
@@pandora4263 Congrats! Although I can imagine the difficulty with which you followed the movie. Were you watching it with other people or by yourself? Highs tend to be better in groups of more than one :)
@@atfti It was with just one friend. I couldn't get good trips from weed after that anymore. I didn't worry about shit but now everytime I smoke I just get annoyed by everything, feel threatened and all. So I prefer to chill alone listening to music. But that first time was dope! Also I could really connect with the movie and get it.
I got high once before going to see Thor Ragnarok and there is a video of me a friend took where i was zooning out in the lobby eatting popcorn 😆
I'm high as balls right now and this is hilarious
Good job typing that mate
Same
nice
Of course, it is. Your high, lol.
She knows I'm high right now 😅
I was quite ashamed of being high.. But one day I realized everyone is in something nowadays, it may be escitalopram, vyvanse, coffee.. So I just be myself and kind to others but not hiding my smile and laughter. Why would I hide that?
I RELATE SO MUCH
Same
And it gets so much more relaxing & fun
or All of The Above
Cara, eu acabei de ver uma série de vídeos seus pela primeira vez. Logo após dou de cara aqui. Como tem passado? Espero que esteja bem! Me identifiquei demais com voce e o que falou. Abraço!
I just change clothes, wash my face and drink coffee. I’ll still stare off into space during conversations for 10 minutes straight, but at least I’m aesthetically sober.
😂
I’m dying at aesthetically sober
Used to be a lecturer for 300+ freshmen and I can always, ALWAYS spot at least a couple every time. Some of them even come up to me for questions after the class and it was pretty fun speaking to them.
This one time I was super high at my office so I told everyone that I was leaving cause I had stomach pain, my boss came down to ask my if I was ok and something about the way he said it made me laugh like a maniac, I then told him god bless you and pet him a little bit then I walked out as fast as I could.
What happened after ?
Yeah bro, gonna need a follow up 😅 what happened?
wow that's crazy
This comment section is golden for a stoned person
@@ritwikapati8475 I'm not even stoned and it's great but I am a stoner.
She’s the mom I always wanted but never had
You should hire one of those shows that track down relatives and tell them that she is your mom so you can meet her. You're welcome.
50 years ago, i heard if they never see you “sober” they will never know you are high, they just may think you are slow or stupid, so whats the point 😏
Life saving quote 😭😂
Lmao!!
Ay that's true 🤣👌
Words to live by
this is how my coworkers did it. Never showed up to work sober so they just assumed hes always like that lol
This is one of the best videos on UA-cam! Hilarious when sober, but riveting, relevant, and helpful when high.
*What if she was high while shooting this video*
She bamboozled us all
Yes
Nobody would know, she is the master of disguise.
Who knows 😉
No she’s high
Anyone else have trouble talking when you get too high? I start slurring my speech, i studder sometimes and i become emotionless. Cotton mouth makes it worst but its like my toungue has trouble with speech
I just talk backwards lol
I swearrrrr it’s embarrassing lmaooo
I either talk too much or I literally can't force myself to speak
I’m completely fine when I’m stoned. When I’m high, it’s like my short term memory just goes awol. Three words in and I forget what I am talking about. 😁
yeah that’s part of it
Thank you, Elizabong Warren.
I hope you have a shot at the nomination in 420. You're cool like a cosmic highschool librarian. I love you.
This is such a great comment holy crap 😂
Nigga what?
Your neighborhood Trashman he’s gay
Dude whys the fuckin trashman here lol
777 I’m not gonna like sorry
From someone who smoked for 15 years, ain’t fooling no one who’s experienced lmao.
Video was very funny ngl XD
Also don’t forget that the second you try act sober, that’s when you’ll look the most stoned.
“ ok we walk in keep it cool.” I walked straight into an outward opening toilet door lol
😂😂😂
And your throat is hoarse from hours upon hours of heavy bong usage 😂🤣
Methal Confetti I thot she said bondage* lmfao I expected kinky shit ther
😭😭😭😭🤣
I remember being high, and not feeling my arm once, so I smacked it into the wall a few times, and then like a few minutes later I forgot about it and went "why does my arm hurt? "
Good thing u were feeling your face, otherwise u might just need to bang that into the wall bruh.
omggg
I always think everyone's high when I'm high ):
Edit: I asked my teacher yesterday if she too was high and I'm suspended now
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's because she was high lol
Gladis Gutierrez LMAOAOAO
Gladis Gutierrez
She was defo high
F
Her voice is so soothing and giving good advice
I was literally high at my job interview and I still got the job
Zoo hires anybody these days
Where is it located? So i can show them on UA-cam online comments to prove it, so I can go tell them you were high at the interview,,,😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@JewlofTheNile914 No snitching
@@jackjohnson691 🤐☺️
@@TheBanshee17-SS nah hes just a jewl
Roto eyedrops are THE shit! Not just to reduce redness but also to wake up your eyes.
Nah visine is where it’s at
Nah if u use that shit it’s a waste of being high. Lmak
Yesssss. Rotos are like a baptism for your eyeballs. I swear every serious stoner I knew a few years ago carried Rotos. And we loved giving Rotos to first timers to see their reactions.
This fax tho
“Just pretend you’re sick!” Ahh, life pre 2020. Post 2020: “How to pretend you’re just high if you’re sick.”
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣so true!
Best comment!!!
Hahahahahha bruh
Its even ok now u just wear a mask and glasses and no one would notice that ur high
20seconds in. And I love this woman already.
I'm not even high and she knew my smile was too tense
"Not like that. Too crazy!" Lol
Get high before getting your picture taken for things like drivers licence and passport so that people think you just naturally look high
that's g a y bingo
Oo thats great. fuck
If you drive while under the influence, you’re a pos.
I have done this
LoveIsaLosingGame you really consider driving after smoking a lil weed driving under the influence? If anything I drive safer when im high -.-
“Hours upon hours of heavy bong usage” why did I straight die😂
Probably cause you were flyin' like me
@@sugarsnippy8266 😂yes
i also fucken died hearing that
Lmaoooo dying
Because you're not gay.
I wasn't paranoid until i started watching this. Thanks.
Lady: Or just smile
Me: Already giggling like an idiot
Lady: No, less crazy
Me: Now laughing out loud
Lady: There you go! 👍
Me too, I was i fits of laughter, may need to refine that point🤣🤣🤣
She's the only one who truly gets me.
Showed up to school high the first day now when I show up sober every once in a while they think sum wrong wit me
im crine 💀💀
I remember finding this video in the bathroom of a party 2 years ago where I got way too high and was verging on a panic attack, and this video made it all okay.
This woman is rad
Something about her just makes me feel safe 😭😭
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U just high now 😂
When you're so high your room gets more HD than you
Ohhhh
I always think everyone else is high when im high so i just chill out like its a high party, and when i talk i pretend people know what i know.
Same!! I thought I was the odd ball
lmao same homie, i'm always CONVINCED that everyone is high too
Bro same dude!!
This lady is my super hero. She been here for me since day one
me walking into class high as shit: “it’s rage allergies and depression szn wdym”
"It WaS wIndY OuTsIdE"
Second video of this queen recommended to me by UA-cam. I’m a little paranoid about UA-cam knowing everything about me but I need a friend.
Bonus tip: go to an interview high so they think you always look like that.
My sister used to do that. And she made it a point to show up to work high, as well. She has a good 6 figure salary, so it seemed to work out for her
@@aydouble19 Well I'll be. Nice.
@Ay Double is she looking for platonic sugar babies by any chance? asking for a friend lol
@@andreja9425 🤣😂🤣😂 Even if she was, I don't know if you could deal with all the baggage that would come with it! I'm her brother, and I can only put up with her in small doses. Very small doses🤣
@Ay Double 🤣 I feel you but I mean $20 is $20
i got high asf at a school musical, when i had to go home my grandma picked me up and i was trying so hard to not talk but every building we passed was so interesting and i would just ramble on abt the buildings and i know she knew i was high.
i can not express enough how much I love this woman
I love her too bro, very lovable cougar
I do not talk when I’m high tho it’s too much effort
The more youre high in front oh people the more easier it gets
I had to study for a philosophy lecture but couldnt understand an essay. I got stoned, figured out what I needed and delivered the lecture. I was told that it was excellent.
Welcome to another episode of “ Why is This in My Recommended ?”
BluBerry Oof welcome to another comment section of people spamming "why is this in my recommended?" Oh I don't fucking know, maybe because it's youtube :). The damn app is supposed recommend random videos to give somebody views.
*A messages from the gods*
No no the UA-cam knows me that's why😂
so you smoke weed everyday? ft. Snoop Dogg??!!!
UA-cam probably knows
I don’t think the sick excuse aged too well with this whole pandemic...
bro ur comment is from a year ago it’s been way too long lmfao
@@emmittmaximus6619 15 years from now, we'll tell our kids how Marijuana saved the world from this pamdemic
@@DrChant lmfao frrr
When you smoke so much that you can legit live normal life even if your high as a kite 😂
Goose Gumps V3 a toast to that
20 years later you turn into me
xLetzyy broooo deadass
It’s weird to me that there are people who won’t smoke if they work the next day like... this ain’t alcohol
@@jeysinsterling2030 NEXT day?
this channel has the cool, chill auntie vibes i love it
“So hush up you ol’ chatterbox.” I felt that. 😹
Didn't we all🤣
Saaaame
Is weird how it feels like you don't actually know how you act when you are sober. You just forget how you act and you get like :
-do i walk like this ?
-would i laugh right now?
-do they noticed im high ?
-oh they definitely do
Damnnnm
I feel like this is something you watch when your currently high... which is now for me
haley leahy Same bro wtf
Same 😂😂
I used to perform a mid ranking manger job high every day. When I quite I finally told my boss and he was completely mind blown and never knew. These tips actually work pretty well lol.
"Hey friend, I see you just smoked week"
- Indeed!
"And you gotta go outside, where the normal people are. Right now!"
- Hell no woman theres a pandemic happening, thats why Im smoking weed in the first place.
Wish i could too
Smoking weed helps me become paranoid of cats by the dumpster at night rather than becoming paranoid of corona
eee...nope its almost summer...so no hell I am staying inside, I go to the nature and smoke there , its amazing time to go to a little walking trip ( I live in northern europe) so its a little cold yet but still...the fresh air and nature never fail me, also I live in the place where the sea is soo close that I can walk there with 5 minutes ...its not healthy to stay inside for asoo long
A plannedemic bruh!
Ahahahahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I’m tellin y’all right now every time I drink coffee it AMPLIFIES my high. And I smoke on the daily.
Try a mango or two like an hour before you get high. It'll FUCK you up.
Coffee and Indica are my brain fuel
Do you smoke sativa or indica? With sativa that's probably the case
KalElKryptonsFinest on those days I feel like super shit
Thank you Alice always preparing me for work
The job interview part really got me lmfao. It's like ya smoke to calm down before the interview only to get paranoid during it.
Yeah that's why I wouldn't go to one high.
I'm always good up until they start asking me questions then I go braindead and forget everything I practiced I would say
@@kingragnar8023 that's why you just make up things that sound good on the spot
The funny thing is even when im being silent. My toughts makes me gigle and laugh😂😂😂 i cant stand it they will know im high af
Omg exactly😂😂😂
I wish it were that easy for me. Sometimes, even I am afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
Fr 🤣
“After heavy bong usage”🤣💀
It's eerie that this popped up right after I smoked....
I have two levels of high: Chill and more patient than usual or way too high to exist. So I really don’t need this.