How to Pretend You're Not High

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  • @meteora7444
    @meteora7444 5 років тому +33521

    Tryna act normal while high is like making the best impression of yourself

  • @nunyadambusiness3530
    @nunyadambusiness3530 3 роки тому +3365

    was stoned for my first full time job interview, still got the job, and later on, the boss admitted to being stoned during the orientation with all the other new janitors.

  • @drinkingatorade
    @drinkingatorade 5 років тому +29495

    Something about this woman makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay

  • @towndrunkjr.5420
    @towndrunkjr.5420 3 роки тому +2177

    Back when I was 16, I forgot about my driver's test and got super high right before I had to take it. Sunglasses, ball cap, gum, and an examiner who shared a love of fishing all contributing to me being able to drive today. The picture on my license was absolute gold

    • @custardbuttocks2612
      @custardbuttocks2612 3 роки тому +65

      Youre my hero

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 2 роки тому +78

      Isn't driving while super high really dangerous?

    • @jem2886
      @jem2886 2 роки тому +235

      @@k-leb4671 for noob smokers yes but for the vets it actually makes u more alert than anything depends on what strain

    • @datboyrains5657
      @datboyrains5657 2 роки тому +10

      omg we have got to see it i’m dead 🤣🤣

    • @aurel8315
      @aurel8315 2 роки тому +78

      @@jem2886 NOOB SMOKERS xDD

  • @mynameisheff9750
    @mynameisheff9750 5 років тому +5270

    Life hack: Nobody can tell you are high if you stay high all the time.

  • @codycherrington2314
    @codycherrington2314 5 років тому +5181

    "how high are you?"
    "No. It's hi, how are you?

  • @rachelbroadbery5784
    @rachelbroadbery5784 5 років тому +4316

    One time I was smoking and my dad called me to ask what I was doing I said "I'm just watching music I mean, listening to Netflix "

    • @maryann1603
      @maryann1603 4 роки тому +68

      LOOOOL

    • @jordanponton255
      @jordanponton255 4 роки тому +147

      My first time I had to walk a mile home alone while my mom bombarded me with questions

    • @jeanette6731
      @jeanette6731 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @beanzzzr.6134
      @beanzzzr.6134 4 роки тому +28

      Boyyyy u was slumped 😭😭😭😂😭😭

    • @Bumpyfn250
      @Bumpyfn250 4 роки тому +3

      Lol lmao

  • @bruh.5295
    @bruh.5295 2 роки тому +430

    Storytime for my high brothers and sisters reading this:
    So one day me and this co worker (wasnt really that close) went for break and we stood outside on opposites walls and we both simultaneously pull out a J then we just look at each other in amazement. Then I move over to his side and we smoke both of our j's then my man goes to me you have another one? So I pull out a grinder and sheets and roll another one and he did the same thing. We both ended up smoking 3 js and having one edible each in the hour long break. Then our break ended so we went inside and we were completely fucked. Like I remember we were looking at each other and idk how but we had a full conversation while not speaking a single word. Then the boss came in (hes short and bald) and as soon as he opened the door he took one step inside the shop and his head started to shine and the reflection was so strong that there was some light on the wall behind me. So obviously I pointed it out to my co worker and we both just bursted out laughing I remember that the co worker was drinking water and he nearly drowned lmao. After we ended work we went and got some kfc. Now that co worker is my best friend.

  • @andorrasrevenge1683
    @andorrasrevenge1683 3 роки тому +6488

    My dad just said this after watching:”Always act high. Even if your not. That’s everybody else’s perception then regardless. Now you can be high with no paranoia and enjoy your buzz while secretly laughing at everybody else. What a world! “

    • @kendellbarefoot7590
      @kendellbarefoot7590 3 роки тому +164

      I like your dad!😁That describes my life.

    • @Marys-Channel
      @Marys-Channel 3 роки тому +68

      Right on Dad 👍😎

    • @jackmcfarlane7173
      @jackmcfarlane7173 3 роки тому +81

      The advice of a true blue stoner. Respect

    • @tonygunk9810
      @tonygunk9810 3 роки тому +26

      My life since the day I turned 13....

    • @josephsmith961
      @josephsmith961 3 роки тому +115

      Always get your drivers license picture taken while you're stoned out of your mind. That way when the cops look at your license, you look the same.

  • @amandakhoo5443
    @amandakhoo5443 5 років тому +3968

    Honestly this is some trippy stuff to watch when you are high

    • @JPPJustPerfectPlayers
      @JPPJustPerfectPlayers 5 років тому +100

      I love this type of videos which are made to watch while you're high it should be it's own ganere on UA-cam.

    • @samiksharungta3141
      @samiksharungta3141 5 років тому +17

      I added this to my watchlist to watch when I'm high 😂

    • @Yuki-fs1hz
      @Yuki-fs1hz 5 років тому +6

      @@samiksharungta3141 wat else do u have on ur list to watch when high , share😂

    • @brandyadams8436
      @brandyadams8436 5 років тому +5

      It’s trippy when you’re NOT high!! 😂 I just like to go down memory road

    • @darski8187
      @darski8187 5 років тому

      420 likes!

  • @FuegoNegro463
    @FuegoNegro463 5 років тому +5100

    My mom was pissed when she found out I was smokin trees
    My grandma started laughing and started giving me cake to eat

  • @chefboyare_c
    @chefboyare_c 3 роки тому +576

    I truly believe that after generations of my family smoking pot that my body developed all the mutations I needed to get away with being stoned in public. My eyes are never red and it feels like I can sober up by sheer will if I really need to. I've gone to school high, work high, I've been pulled over high numerous times, been high at church, at a funeral, all over. No one's ever said I was stoned just by looking at me.

    • @shayanmahdavi2568
      @shayanmahdavi2568 2 роки тому +118

      "at a funeral"?

    • @reasons2live
      @reasons2live 2 роки тому +68

      @@shayanmahdavi2568 yk what I felt like that was overlooked too cus man what 💀

    • @NervylHraje
      @NervylHraje 2 роки тому +67

      Don't drive high my dude. Rest I approve.

    • @tvpivm
      @tvpivm 2 роки тому +13

      LMAO same. My uncle was the one who was always high in our family, but now it's me. My eyes never get red or smiley, I look sober af even when I'm REALLY REALLY high

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 2 роки тому +5

      The only thing I lack are the eyes (which actually grow bloodshot the more fatigue I'm experiencing, so maybe I can pawn it off on being tired)

  • @fairnvay8940
    @fairnvay8940 3 роки тому +3749

    I once got incredibly high at my friends and decided to walk home in broad daylight. I became convinced I was walking weirdly, and that people were looking at me. I focused so much effort on walking 'normally' that pretty soon I was in the midst of an existential crisis, and had literally forgotten how to walk properly. At one point i genuinely wasn't sure if arms should swing alternate to legs, or at the same time. I must have looked like a gangly 17 year old robot trying to blend in with his 'fellow humans'.
    Then i got home ate pizza and watched some Sea-lab 2021 and everything was ok again.

    • @sertulariae8294
      @sertulariae8294 3 роки тому +5

      chill tf out. it's cool. you're just high

    • @iccus62
      @iccus62 3 роки тому +116

      I remember being able to get that high. I cant now no matter how much i smoke. Chronic use takes that away.

    • @houser2094
      @houser2094 3 роки тому +39

      😂 I remember i was hyperventilating once after smoking a joint that was already smoked half way through and looked like it was maybe 2 days old. I was shit scared for my life-i was shivering and having a panic attack in my own bed,but I'm still here now.tho not gonna lie-it was terrifying

    • @AshRaeK
      @AshRaeK 3 роки тому +81

      I'm high rn and this made me laugh so fucking hard

    • @lionsden5123
      @lionsden5123 3 роки тому +2

      😁

  • @asuka813
    @asuka813 3 роки тому +4525

    Being very very quiet and only smiling when spoken to is also something a high person would do

    • @naye_naye5683
      @naye_naye5683 3 роки тому +110

      Yeah that would be me! 😂😂😂

    • @margz408
      @margz408 3 роки тому +125

      i speak just the right amount😜👍🏻 just ramble about random shit when sober, thats how i am

    • @asuka813
      @asuka813 3 роки тому +6

      @@margz408 Good cover

    • @420-t8s
      @420-t8s 3 роки тому +56

      @@margz408 how I normally act, you would think that I’m drunk and stoned at the same time, I actually seem more like a normal person when I’m high

    • @serinaswag8166
      @serinaswag8166 3 роки тому +18

      That’s literally me I go SILENT

  • @akua5534
    @akua5534 4 роки тому +5777

    "It's time to tell everyone you have a bad cold"
    Yeah, not really a good idea at this time...

  • @Drumming_Monkey
    @Drumming_Monkey 2 роки тому +203

    I remember when I first started smoking, and it was the time when you're still figuring out how your body and mind actually react to weed. I was shocked when I found out I didn't have any drinks or snacks at home, so I went to the grocery store and oh boy, that was a mistake. I was convinced that everyone knew and I acted like a total jerk, even though I probably didn't do anything weird. Ah, fun times.

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 2 роки тому +11

      You committed a Stoner Mortal sin. I'm glad you learned the err of your ways, and hope you take care to not forget the munchies in the future. That said there are some strains where munchies aren't necessary, I'll leave you to figure those out...

    • @Drumming_Monkey
      @Drumming_Monkey 2 роки тому +2

      @@aiodensghost8645 It was my second or third time ever. I was so afraid. lol.

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- Рік тому +7

      Been there buddy. The first time I got high it was on an edible AND I got cross faded because I was with my gf at the time for her cousin’s birthday and they hired a party bus. We stopped at a gas station for snacks and the driver had to help us all get off the bus because we couldn’t be trusted with those two steps. The urge to laugh hysterically for no reason was suffocating me. We got in and the cashier clearly knew we were all fucked up, he kept trying to upsell us on more snacks and it made me paranoid as fuck. Just kept a death grip on my gf’s arm while hissing in her ear “he knows. he knows!”

    • @Drumming_Monkey
      @Drumming_Monkey Рік тому +4

      @@R.444- he definitely knew. XD

    • @TeaParty1776
      @TeaParty1776 Рік тому

      A clerk at a supermarket looked at the cookies that I frequently bought, smiled knowingly and said that I must really like cookies. I also shifted a manual transmission more smoothly. And lost 2 cop cars on curvy roads. And questioned a professor so profoundly that het dismissed his class early. I did, however, once get really lost driving inside a city. Now I enjoy gettting stoned, driving on streets that I know well and not knowing where I am.

  • @Wild_D
    @Wild_D 5 років тому +6408

    If you go to the job interview high they'll never suspect your high when you're at work, that's just the way you are

    • @charlieschon6549
      @charlieschon6549 5 років тому +156

      same with school and uni lol
      ...of course only if you're 18+ 😅

    • @TabathaTaylor
      @TabathaTaylor 5 років тому +94

      Omg this is so funny I have never thought about this

    • @Therealgilmoregurl
      @Therealgilmoregurl 5 років тому +20

      This is brilliant

    • @kiirsttx
      @kiirsttx 5 років тому +3

      rollsafe.jpeg

    • @jadebell550
      @jadebell550 5 років тому +53

      Bananas4banabas and if you get your Driving license picture taken high they think you look like that all the time 😂😂.

  • @22DanceFun
    @22DanceFun 4 роки тому +736

    Plot twist, everyone found out I was high cause I was blasting this on my speakers lol

    • @shaunasugar
      @shaunasugar 3 роки тому +9

      This should be a short TIFU on Reddit 😂

    • @user-ez1vf2it8j
      @user-ez1vf2it8j 3 роки тому

      XDDDDDDD

    • @tokcnyecko6055
      @tokcnyecko6055 3 роки тому

      Lol right 😂😂😂

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 роки тому

      Omg 😂

    • @kikib8434
      @kikib8434 3 роки тому

      I haven't even consumed any drugs - I am just overtired and slightly tipsy, but this comment has me laugh-crying 😁😂

  • @thelord8190
    @thelord8190 5 років тому +9591

    I don't even smoke I just find her really entertaining

    • @wasiurrahman2229
      @wasiurrahman2229 5 років тому +32

      You should start tbh 😂

    • @thelord8190
      @thelord8190 5 років тому +30

      @@wasiurrahman2229 I did for a while but felt really paranoid so I quit, now I just smoke cigarettes (I know it's worse)

    • @yahiralcantara9694
      @yahiralcantara9694 5 років тому +1

      Agnes facts 😹

    • @nsho93
      @nsho93 5 років тому +8

      I don't find it entertaining, I just smoke

    • @wasiurrahman2229
      @wasiurrahman2229 5 років тому +6

      @@thelord8190 yeah dude I know what you mean. I just have to make yourself understand that this high won't last forever. Once you know you are high and it's not gonna kill you, you can actually enjoy the high. Also people who are new tend to consume way too much. It takes time to get high so after smoking a bowl, take 10-20 minutes, then smoke another. Same goes for joints. That way you can stop before getting too high while you are still in your senses

  • @Cat-Valentine20
    @Cat-Valentine20 Рік тому +10

    Smiling is the hardest thing not to do especially if you've kept a straight face for a while & you think about something funny you recently saw in a TV show

  • @jonsebastian1366
    @jonsebastian1366 5 років тому +13943

    I'm not as think as you high I am.

    • @trabajador_
      @trabajador_ 5 років тому +490

      This made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.

    • @cheycl293
      @cheycl293 5 років тому +81

      hahaa i was thinking about that earlier

    • @amiraalnassouri3543
      @amiraalnassouri3543 5 років тому +110

      Champagne cocaine beer and weeed

    • @ofir_antonio9389
      @ofir_antonio9389 5 років тому +54

      You just got me more fucked up

    • @dwsncw
      @dwsncw 5 років тому +87

      dude i just read this normally

  • @rudystraight1750
    @rudystraight1750 5 років тому +6786

    i always think everyone knows I'm high when I'm high

    • @sati507
      @sati507 5 років тому +325

      Rudy Straight paranoid af😂😂

    • @rudystraight1750
      @rudystraight1750 5 років тому +21

      @@sati507 ay how u doin😀

    • @gabriellesmith8637
      @gabriellesmith8637 5 років тому +518

      Rudy Straight every time I look somebody I the eye I be like “They know”.

    • @dominik1087
      @dominik1087 5 років тому +68

      thats what u call paranoia lmao I had it too, a reason why I stopped

    • @fearror9448
      @fearror9448 5 років тому +86

      And even if they see.. why should you care about it?

  • @doug2679
    @doug2679 5 років тому +1735

    Have you ever been walking down the street and thought about how you act when your sober

    • @DhoaCS
      @DhoaCS 5 років тому +46

      Sometimes I ask my self how I act when I'm drunk when I'm baked

    • @user-pp5jj3go1x
      @user-pp5jj3go1x 5 років тому +1

      doug omg yess

    • @ayleen6795
      @ayleen6795 5 років тому +26

      I was stoned with a friend and he asked me: Do you think the earth turns because we are walking on it?
      Everything I saw was the earth turning around next to my sides when I was walking. 😂

    • @danielfreeman649
      @danielfreeman649 5 років тому +3

      I tried this once, and could not stand staying focused on what my behaviors looked like to other people while fully sober. But I have thought about what type of energies I protect outwardly when fully sober and in command of my energies.

    • @nathanielmaillet7024
      @nathanielmaillet7024 4 роки тому +10

      Actually I note things I do when I'm sober and I try to make sure I do those things when I'm high to appear sober

  • @Miss_JennaAnn
    @Miss_JennaAnn 2 роки тому +27

    I never fully realized how much PTSD my grandpa gave me by always telling me “speak when spoken to” until you said it… I’m gonna go sign up for therapy now

  • @preme978
    @preme978 5 років тому +2506

    Bro why is theresa may teaching me how to pretend to not be high

    • @RiotD3v
      @RiotD3v 5 років тому +25

      Preme bro I laughed too hard at that

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 5 років тому +19

      ur fucking rude this ladys a million times better than that dusty cave bitch

    • @geniusgeneral02
      @geniusgeneral02 5 років тому +2

      Ri dan 😂😂😂

    • @No.one001-y0v
      @No.one001-y0v 5 років тому +1

      1k here we come

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 роки тому

      @GazB85 shut

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 3 роки тому +2527

    I don’t even smoke weed; I’m just trying to find a video to procrastinate

    • @tedinano7418
      @tedinano7418 3 роки тому +36

      💀💀💀💀 i felt thisss

    • @limpbizkit6245
      @limpbizkit6245 3 роки тому +24

      Cory from cory in the house, you're my favorite anime character

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 3 роки тому +8

      Sure thing, Cory. The video found you.

    • @Ayesha______
      @Ayesha______ 3 роки тому +6

      OMG SAME, i literally have my geo hw on my desk and i'm watching this

    • @Daddyrony
      @Daddyrony 3 роки тому +3

      u got my respect

  • @youraveragestalker8438
    @youraveragestalker8438 5 років тому +2446

    How i think i look when im high in public: 😵
    How i actually look: 😐

    • @Dxmian3
      @Dxmian3 4 роки тому +130

      Don’t you mean 😑

    • @cwilli8334
      @cwilli8334 4 роки тому +45

      How I feel like I look when high 👹

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 роки тому +20

      I’m so pale and have eyes so blue that I look like a cartoon when I’m high. Additionally, I’m very skinny and a nerd, making it even funnier when I’m high

    • @user-bq2mu
      @user-bq2mu 4 роки тому +5

      How 12 year old eshays think they look like when there high 😎

    • @luisferreira6617
      @luisferreira6617 3 роки тому

      opposite for me

  • @vinilzord1
    @vinilzord1 2 роки тому +33

    Gentle weed mum knows it better, as usual. Thank you, lady. You make us feel safe!
    I smoke a couple of times per week and sometimes it's quite hard to sober up when needed. I guess we've all been there. Being high doesn't mean you'll always look like you're high. With time and practice you can look sober even if you're not. What usually stays in the way is paranoia.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat Рік тому

      If you have the time and really want to be sober, take a shower.

    • @Iam_inevitabIe
      @Iam_inevitabIe Рік тому

      Tbh i never really have paranoia except for the 1 time I tried edibles

    • @srij0n316
      @srij0n316 10 місяців тому

      @@Iam_inevitabIe paranoia is when you take too much

  • @hyagabeesh2376
    @hyagabeesh2376 5 років тому +3174

    Yo this lady is cool

  • @dayzo3024
    @dayzo3024 4 роки тому +2191

    Dude when I'm not high everybody thinks I am, and when I actually am high no one says anything.

  • @spencer7189
    @spencer7189 3 роки тому +5457

    "It's time to tell everyone you've got a bad cold."
    Yeah, this didn't age very well.

    • @asuka813
      @asuka813 3 роки тому +73

      I had a mini panic attack when she said that 😂

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 роки тому +76

      Just tell them you have allergies. They do the same thing lol

    • @queeffairy
      @queeffairy 3 роки тому +7

      Oh my God 🤣

    • @lamppuu1
      @lamppuu1 3 роки тому +27

      Actually... It's the perfect solution! Just say you're sick and your overly-talkative neighbors won't be talking your ear off, they'll just leave in a rush! I've had sooo many awkward conversations with my neighbors when im coming home from a "walk" (weed is still illegal here). You should see my ninja skills when im creeping around my complex trying to avoid my neighbors.

    • @gvf4207
      @gvf4207 3 роки тому +4

      It's my allergies 😏

  • @DraccoXX
    @DraccoXX 3 роки тому +58

    I did a lot of psychedelics it my teen years and I remember we always acted super suspect and would get weird looks and never understood why people could always tell. Then we realized that all of the time spent not on drugs was spent being weird and outwardly probably seeming high, so any time we were deliberately trying not to seem that way, all we were doing was making it clear something was not normal.
    Don't do drugs kids but if you really wanna, just be normal :p worrying about the issue will only make it worse

  • @jaysmith8147
    @jaysmith8147 5 років тому +3118

    The video ends at 3:20 instead of 4:20 bc ur “Not High”

    • @Kisaris
      @Kisaris 5 років тому +5

      Lol I’m 13, I don’t smoke and I feel for that

    • @rachela6990
      @rachela6990 5 років тому +3

      i could bee

    • @Kisaris
      @Kisaris 5 років тому +2

      herpes for free oh I started smoking at this age .-.

    • @lalosamu
      @lalosamu 5 років тому +1

      @@Kisaris lol

    • @guillermo4452
      @guillermo4452 5 років тому

      Am i trippin

  • @gregorysgarrison
    @gregorysgarrison 3 роки тому +2284

    Pro tip: Just use visine in one eye. They will think something is wrong with the one red eye and feel sorry for you.

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo 3 роки тому +246

      omg this is on a whole different level

    • @PenguinSlayer
      @PenguinSlayer 3 роки тому +57

      Great advise dude wow

    • @violetdusk1968
      @violetdusk1968 3 роки тому +30

      I'm gonna tell my man to try that since he gets red eye bad.

    • @michaeljordan4081
      @michaeljordan4081 3 роки тому +15

      Or just do both

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 3 роки тому +66

      I used to do that, but to freak out whoever I was smoking with, go put eyedrops in one eye, come back with one red eye one normal eye, people look at you puzzled, like, I know somethings not quite right but I don't know *what* 😂 it's funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @CassieCollision
    @CassieCollision 5 років тому +1586

    I don't know how, but every time I watch these videos, I actually feel high.

    • @coolguyluca12
      @coolguyluca12 5 років тому +15

      CasualCollision Its called Placebo

    • @nickyt4391
      @nickyt4391 5 років тому +34

      Because she’s making you relive the experience of being high by talking about familiar events

    • @aaronramsden1657
      @aaronramsden1657 5 років тому +2

      OMG same! 😂

    • @starr970
      @starr970 5 років тому

      Stg lol

    • @ryanisablockboyjb2942
      @ryanisablockboyjb2942 5 років тому +1

      luca visser placebo effect doesn’t work like that

  • @earth-6163
    @earth-6163 2 роки тому +30

    The fact that as if anyone will remember any of this steps after 5 min of getting baked is pure gold 😂

  • @observethemfdynamic
    @observethemfdynamic 3 роки тому +1599

    The idea of getting baked in the morning and drinking a massive iced coffee made me long for summer

    • @stagnantlasagna
      @stagnantlasagna 3 роки тому +40

      It doesn't have to be summer to do that... do it today or tomorrow

    • @anniepear9002
      @anniepear9002 3 роки тому +7

      WHY WAIT?! 😎

    • @reagan6743
      @reagan6743 3 роки тому +2

      @@stagnantlasagna doing it right now :)

    • @apocalypsedollofficial
      @apocalypsedollofficial 3 роки тому +31

      I used to always wake and bake with coffee in hand. We called it my "Hippie Speedball".

    • @steamyninja8881
      @steamyninja8881 3 роки тому +3

      @@apocalypsedollofficial Do coffee negate the effect of the weed? The caffeine you know, does nothing? I’ve never tried it because I thought it would

  • @heromi9943
    @heromi9943 5 років тому +2718

    *storytime:*
    i was high asf one monday afternoon after getting picked up from school and it took me about 5 minutes to get out of the car whole time i never unbuckled my seatbelt so my mom was just like
    👁👄👁

    • @GreenDay13887
      @GreenDay13887 5 років тому +114

      melly omg i know that stage of being high hahaha

    • @brandonmous8369
      @brandonmous8369 5 років тому +168

      @@GreenDay13887 tbh 5 seconds is still quite fast, i once had trouble trying to figure out how my elevator works after a 200mg edible, got stuck in the elevator and just gave up on everything, was voncinced i was gonna die in there of starvation, then my neighbour called the elevator to top floor (which i live on aswell) elevator started moving and for some reason i thought there was an earthquake even tho i live in west EU... when the doors opened i just hugged my neighbour, thanked him for saving my life like 10 times, then started banging on my door cuz i knew i wouldnt be able to figure my keys out, all in all a great experience, would do again

    • @GreenDay13887
      @GreenDay13887 5 років тому +39

      Brandon Mous haha great story, once i got so stoned me and my friend were outside and we tought there was this alarm going we have in the Netherlands. That alarm means we have to go inside and close all doors and windows so we knocked on a random door and explained we had to go inside. This man let us in and we drinked some water. It was so weird because i think it were just cars passing by. Later my friend said name a famous person who will always be rememberd and i said elvis presley and was like omygod i was thinking about him to and he said wait i write antother one down and i said michael jackson and he showed me and we were so confused. Best time being stoned ever

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 4 роки тому +21

      @@brandonmous8369 They said minutes my dude😂

    • @brandonmous8369
      @brandonmous8369 4 роки тому +9

      @@cypher_2259 well obviously that was a mistake on my part, I meant minutes aswell, ty for noticing

  • @aurora-sq8xx
    @aurora-sq8xx 5 років тому +1336

    when she was rambling as if she were high- that’s how I normally talk 😭😭

    • @redheadlizzie9783
      @redheadlizzie9783 5 років тому +13

      highkeycrying I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @ericaemily9705
      @ericaemily9705 5 років тому +5

      Onggggg😭😭😭💀🌚🤣

    • @bifurious7828
      @bifurious7828 5 років тому +10

      just smile.... not like that..... less crazy ....

    • @isadoraog
      @isadoraog 5 років тому +3

      Nice to read that I'm not alone talking normal and looking high 😂

    • @RemingtonMK
      @RemingtonMK 5 років тому +5

      Yiiiiikes y'all gotta stop rambling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aedanbrock
    @aedanbrock Рік тому +9

    this video is both satirical, and serious at the same time. i love it.

  • @triggerdfooo3580
    @triggerdfooo3580 5 років тому +1294

    This lady bout dope asf lowkey I’ll smoke with her 😂 😂

    • @Nsmnsd197
      @Nsmnsd197 3 роки тому +2

      Word

    • @cadds8055
      @cadds8055 3 роки тому

      she's cringe

    • @SedentaryGhost
      @SedentaryGhost 3 роки тому +6

      @@cadds8055 Still smoke with her, cringe or nah I bet shes a blast to get high with

    • @robertives973
      @robertives973 3 роки тому +2

      @@cadds8055 nah she’s like that friends cool mom who drinks wine all the time and makes killer dry jokes

    • @cadds8055
      @cadds8055 3 роки тому

      @@robertives973 idk I be getting hella cringey vibes from her, Idfw with people like her

  • @thebubblecafe
    @thebubblecafe 4 роки тому +339

    When she said, "just smile" and I smiled and she said "not like that!" I swear I felt wigless omg

  • @madelinemcdonnell5253
    @madelinemcdonnell5253 5 років тому +2289

    Why did this literally just show up after I smoked

    • @MatthewBaka
      @MatthewBaka 5 років тому +72

      We're watching.

    • @cannabismarijuana420
      @cannabismarijuana420 5 років тому +28

      Our smart phones are listening to us 🤣😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @NyleActive
      @NyleActive 5 років тому +16

      TRUSTTTT ME 😂😂😭😭😭😭 they are fully watching. And we can’t do anything about it

    • @cannabismarijuana420
      @cannabismarijuana420 5 років тому

      @@NyleActive 🤣😂

    • @getupfast4993
      @getupfast4993 5 років тому +6

      The government

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 2 роки тому +26

    I broke my "no getting high in public" rule and toked up in the parking lot before going to see "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" The snack lady for sure knew I was stoned but the nachos were worth it.

    • @atfti
      @atfti 2 роки тому

      I'm about to do that today! It's gonna be so fun

    • @pandora4263
      @pandora4263 Рік тому +2

      I watched this movie the first time high. First time seeing the movie, first time getting high. Jesus I forgot the entire beggining of the movie. That part where the guy is fighting and he kicks the gun away from the police man... I thought he had super powers and could predict someone's intentions. Dude his intention was clear omg I was baked af

    • @atfti
      @atfti Рік тому

      @@pandora4263 Congrats! Although I can imagine the difficulty with which you followed the movie. Were you watching it with other people or by yourself? Highs tend to be better in groups of more than one :)

    • @pandora4263
      @pandora4263 Рік тому +1

      @@atfti It was with just one friend. I couldn't get good trips from weed after that anymore. I didn't worry about shit but now everytime I smoke I just get annoyed by everything, feel threatened and all. So I prefer to chill alone listening to music. But that first time was dope! Also I could really connect with the movie and get it.

    • @sapphicsandals
      @sapphicsandals Рік тому +1

      I got high once before going to see Thor Ragnarok and there is a video of me a friend took where i was zooning out in the lobby eatting popcorn 😆

  • @issylwl3203
    @issylwl3203 3 роки тому +2673

    I'm high as balls right now and this is hilarious

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +1642

    I was quite ashamed of being high.. But one day I realized everyone is in something nowadays, it may be escitalopram, vyvanse, coffee.. So I just be myself and kind to others but not hiding my smile and laughter. Why would I hide that?

    • @monikatodorova2064
      @monikatodorova2064 3 роки тому +35

      I RELATE SO MUCH

    • @VxDxLx
      @VxDxLx 3 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @adur6400
      @adur6400 3 роки тому +29

      And it gets so much more relaxing & fun

    • @duhbigcat1848
      @duhbigcat1848 3 роки тому +7

      or All of The Above

    • @rafaelmendes714
      @rafaelmendes714 3 роки тому

      Cara, eu acabei de ver uma série de vídeos seus pela primeira vez. Logo após dou de cara aqui. Como tem passado? Espero que esteja bem! Me identifiquei demais com voce e o que falou. Abraço!

  • @TheTheode
    @TheTheode 5 років тому +308

    I just change clothes, wash my face and drink coffee. I’ll still stare off into space during conversations for 10 minutes straight, but at least I’m aesthetically sober.

  • @raptormesh
    @raptormesh Рік тому +3

    Used to be a lecturer for 300+ freshmen and I can always, ALWAYS spot at least a couple every time. Some of them even come up to me for questions after the class and it was pretty fun speaking to them.

  • @davids.8509
    @davids.8509 3 роки тому +564

    This one time I was super high at my office so I told everyone that I was leaving cause I had stomach pain, my boss came down to ask my if I was ok and something about the way he said it made me laugh like a maniac, I then told him god bless you and pet him a little bit then I walked out as fast as I could.

    • @canalfalamatheus
      @canalfalamatheus 3 роки тому +15

      What happened after ?

    • @angryman3317
      @angryman3317 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah bro, gonna need a follow up 😅 what happened?

    • @angieleigh2055
      @angieleigh2055 3 роки тому +8

      wow that's crazy

    • @ritwikapati8475
      @ritwikapati8475 3 роки тому +55

      This comment section is golden for a stoned person

    • @violetdusk1968
      @violetdusk1968 3 роки тому +34

      @@ritwikapati8475 I'm not even stoned and it's great but I am a stoner.

  • @ayleenalizee7859
    @ayleenalizee7859 5 років тому +553

    She’s the mom I always wanted but never had

    • @OriginalCouber
      @OriginalCouber 5 років тому +7

      You should hire one of those shows that track down relatives and tell them that she is your mom so you can meet her. You're welcome.

  • @mikebengyak5647
    @mikebengyak5647 4 роки тому +594

    50 years ago, i heard if they never see you “sober” they will never know you are high, they just may think you are slow or stupid, so whats the point 😏

    • @Taken975
      @Taken975 4 роки тому +17

      Life saving quote 😭😂

    • @nik1128
      @nik1128 3 роки тому

      Lmao!!

    • @arnoldo9319
      @arnoldo9319 3 роки тому +1

      Ay that's true 🤣👌

    • @spidersNsquirrels
      @spidersNsquirrels 3 роки тому +2

      Words to live by

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 3 роки тому +7

      this is how my coworkers did it. Never showed up to work sober so they just assumed hes always like that lol

  • @kevinsd99
    @kevinsd99 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best videos on UA-cam! Hilarious when sober, but riveting, relevant, and helpful when high.

  • @real_CJ_
    @real_CJ_ 5 років тому +1900

    *What if she was high while shooting this video*

  • @ThaSupaHeroReD
    @ThaSupaHeroReD 4 роки тому +603

    Anyone else have trouble talking when you get too high? I start slurring my speech, i studder sometimes and i become emotionless. Cotton mouth makes it worst but its like my toungue has trouble with speech

    • @dropzz9716
      @dropzz9716 4 роки тому +21

      I just talk backwards lol

    • @sammitchell2139
      @sammitchell2139 4 роки тому +32

      I swearrrrr it’s embarrassing lmaooo

    • @EridanAmpora311
      @EridanAmpora311 4 роки тому +35

      I either talk too much or I literally can't force myself to speak

    • @AuntieTrichome
      @AuntieTrichome 4 роки тому +44

      I’m completely fine when I’m stoned. When I’m high, it’s like my short term memory just goes awol. Three words in and I forget what I am talking about. 😁

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 4 роки тому

      yeah that’s part of it

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 років тому +914

    Thank you, Elizabong Warren.
    I hope you have a shot at the nomination in 420. You're cool like a cosmic highschool librarian. I love you.

  • @loatherd
    @loatherd 2 роки тому +19

    From someone who smoked for 15 years, ain’t fooling no one who’s experienced lmao.
    Video was very funny ngl XD
    Also don’t forget that the second you try act sober, that’s when you’ll look the most stoned.
    “ ok we walk in keep it cool.” I walked straight into an outward opening toilet door lol

  • @halloumi420
    @halloumi420 5 років тому +640

    And your throat is hoarse from hours upon hours of heavy bong usage 😂🤣

    • @Kisaris
      @Kisaris 5 років тому +10

      Methal Confetti I thot she said bondage* lmfao I expected kinky shit ther

    • @khwezay
      @khwezay 5 років тому

      😭😭😭😭🤣

  • @McGowanForge
    @McGowanForge 4 роки тому +210

    I remember being high, and not feeling my arm once, so I smacked it into the wall a few times, and then like a few minutes later I forgot about it and went "why does my arm hurt? "

    • @KimchiSpringRoll
      @KimchiSpringRoll Рік тому

      Good thing u were feeling your face, otherwise u might just need to bang that into the wall bruh.

    • @shadeaave
      @shadeaave Рік тому

      omggg

  • @gladisgutierrez9545
    @gladisgutierrez9545 5 років тому +780

    I always think everyone's high when I'm high ):
    Edit: I asked my teacher yesterday if she too was high and I'm suspended now

  • @ГарреттРид
    @ГарреттРид 2 роки тому +1

    Her voice is so soothing and giving good advice

  • @danielgrgic1246
    @danielgrgic1246 5 років тому +499

    I was literally high at my job interview and I still got the job

    • @ThrghmyEyeZZ
      @ThrghmyEyeZZ 3 роки тому +26

      Zoo hires anybody these days

    • @JewlofTheNile914
      @JewlofTheNile914 3 роки тому

      Where is it located? So i can show them on UA-cam online comments to prove it, so I can go tell them you were high at the interview,,,😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jackjohnson691
      @jackjohnson691 3 роки тому +23

      @@JewlofTheNile914 No snitching

    • @JewlofTheNile914
      @JewlofTheNile914 3 роки тому +3

      @@jackjohnson691 🤐☺️

    • @deadman4222
      @deadman4222 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheBanshee17-SS nah hes just a jewl

  • @starhill6792
    @starhill6792 5 років тому +253

    Roto eyedrops are THE shit! Not just to reduce redness but also to wake up your eyes.

    • @RandomVids823
      @RandomVids823 5 років тому +1

      Nah visine is where it’s at

    • @requiem4442
      @requiem4442 5 років тому +5

      Nah if u use that shit it’s a waste of being high. Lmak

    • @cosodesign8953
      @cosodesign8953 5 років тому +7

      Yesssss. Rotos are like a baptism for your eyeballs. I swear every serious stoner I knew a few years ago carried Rotos. And we loved giving Rotos to first timers to see their reactions.

    • @jonathanrivera7374
      @jonathanrivera7374 5 років тому

      This fax tho

  • @kierkegaardrulez
    @kierkegaardrulez 3 роки тому +542

    “Just pretend you’re sick!” Ahh, life pre 2020. Post 2020: “How to pretend you’re just high if you’re sick.”

    • @StackXBT
      @StackXBT 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @marnierose7816
      @marnierose7816 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣so true!

    • @JustjenninAL
      @JustjenninAL 3 роки тому +2

      Best comment!!!

    • @GREENBAIZE
      @GREENBAIZE 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahha bruh

    • @thesecretbat1556
      @thesecretbat1556 3 роки тому +4

      Its even ok now u just wear a mask and glasses and no one would notice that ur high

  • @Thesmokercoaster
    @Thesmokercoaster 3 роки тому +2

    20seconds in. And I love this woman already.

  • @__1960
    @__1960 4 роки тому +150

    I'm not even high and she knew my smile was too tense

  • @josiejeanne758
    @josiejeanne758 5 років тому +496

    Get high before getting your picture taken for things like drivers licence and passport so that people think you just naturally look high

    • @planetmotherfuckers
      @planetmotherfuckers 5 років тому +7

      that's g a y bingo

    • @giantfetus5083
      @giantfetus5083 5 років тому +1

      Oo thats great. fuck

    • @2muchWack
      @2muchWack 5 років тому +19

      If you drive while under the influence, you’re a pos.

    • @TypeOneg
      @TypeOneg 5 років тому +1

      I have done this

    • @calilife8803
      @calilife8803 5 років тому +1

      LoveIsaLosingGame you really consider driving after smoking a lil weed driving under the influence? If anything I drive safer when im high -.-

  • @angelabeecher818
    @angelabeecher818 3 роки тому +366

    “Hours upon hours of heavy bong usage” why did I straight die😂

  • @brslade
    @brslade 2 роки тому +1

    I wasn't paranoid until i started watching this. Thanks.

  • @TheGameinfreak
    @TheGameinfreak 3 роки тому +445

    Lady: Or just smile
    Me: Already giggling like an idiot
    Lady: No, less crazy
    Me: Now laughing out loud
    Lady: There you go! 👍

    • @marnierose7816
      @marnierose7816 3 роки тому +5

      Me too, I was i fits of laughter, may need to refine that point🤣🤣🤣

  • @KyleReaume
    @KyleReaume 3 роки тому +189

    She's the only one who truly gets me.

  • @zzzwerv
    @zzzwerv 5 років тому +111

    Showed up to school high the first day now when I show up sober every once in a while they think sum wrong wit me

    • @chioma916
      @chioma916 3 роки тому +6

      im crine 💀💀

  • @chrisl3193
    @chrisl3193 3 роки тому +2

    I remember finding this video in the bathroom of a party 2 years ago where I got way too high and was verging on a panic attack, and this video made it all okay.
    This woman is rad

  • @emclarke966
    @emclarke966 5 років тому +215

    Something about her just makes me feel safe 😭😭

  • @Solo-696
    @Solo-696 5 років тому +168

    When you're so high your room gets more HD than you

  • @thaliat4094
    @thaliat4094 5 років тому +129

    I always think everyone else is high when im high so i just chill out like its a high party, and when i talk i pretend people know what i know.

    • @Mary-sp9dp
      @Mary-sp9dp 5 років тому

      Same!! I thought I was the odd ball

    • @taiwansativa2315
      @taiwansativa2315 4 роки тому

      lmao same homie, i'm always CONVINCED that everyone is high too

    • @user-fl5vx1yq3z
      @user-fl5vx1yq3z 4 роки тому

      Bro same dude!!

  • @ABeiji123
    @ABeiji123 Рік тому

    This lady is my super hero. She been here for me since day one

  • @fionarutkowski3015
    @fionarutkowski3015 5 років тому +102

    me walking into class high as shit: “it’s rage allergies and depression szn wdym”

    • @KeeganRusz
      @KeeganRusz 4 роки тому

      "It WaS wIndY OuTsIdE"

  • @WhiteDove73-888
    @WhiteDove73-888 3 роки тому +38

    Second video of this queen recommended to me by UA-cam. I’m a little paranoid about UA-cam knowing everything about me but I need a friend.

  • @RABB1DSQ1RR3L
    @RABB1DSQ1RR3L 4 роки тому +195

    Bonus tip: go to an interview high so they think you always look like that.

    • @aydouble19
      @aydouble19 3 роки тому +23

      My sister used to do that. And she made it a point to show up to work high, as well. She has a good 6 figure salary, so it seemed to work out for her

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 роки тому +3

      @@aydouble19 Well I'll be. Nice.

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 3 роки тому +3

      @Ay Double is she looking for platonic sugar babies by any chance? asking for a friend lol

    • @aydouble19
      @aydouble19 3 роки тому +3

      @@andreja9425 🤣😂🤣😂 Even if she was, I don't know if you could deal with all the baggage that would come with it! I'm her brother, and I can only put up with her in small doses. Very small doses🤣

    • @andreja9425
      @andreja9425 3 роки тому +4

      @Ay Double 🤣 I feel you but I mean $20 is $20

  • @keganm2888
    @keganm2888 Рік тому +1

    i got high asf at a school musical, when i had to go home my grandma picked me up and i was trying so hard to not talk but every building we passed was so interesting and i would just ramble on abt the buildings and i know she knew i was high.

  • @p4ckr4t2
    @p4ckr4t2 4 роки тому +36

    i can not express enough how much I love this woman

  • @Jasmine-lk3hc
    @Jasmine-lk3hc 5 років тому +77

    I do not talk when I’m high tho it’s too much effort

  • @meteora7444
    @meteora7444 5 років тому +171

    The more youre high in front oh people the more easier it gets

  • @TeaParty1776
    @TeaParty1776 Рік тому

    I had to study for a philosophy lecture but couldnt understand an essay. I got stoned, figured out what I needed and delivered the lecture. I was told that it was excellent.

  • @vvermin
    @vvermin 5 років тому +259

    Welcome to another episode of “ Why is This in My Recommended ?”

    • @Lssj
      @Lssj 5 років тому +9

      BluBerry Oof welcome to another comment section of people spamming "why is this in my recommended?" Oh I don't fucking know, maybe because it's youtube :). The damn app is supposed recommend random videos to give somebody views.

    • @darkstar5805
      @darkstar5805 4 роки тому +2

      *A messages from the gods*

    • @kalvinnaidoo4034
      @kalvinnaidoo4034 4 роки тому

      No no the UA-cam knows me that's why😂

    • @saintblith
      @saintblith 4 роки тому

      so you smoke weed everyday? ft. Snoop Dogg??!!!

    • @teomaher5893
      @teomaher5893 4 роки тому

      UA-cam probably knows

  • @aryakamfiroozi9661
    @aryakamfiroozi9661 4 роки тому +221

    I don’t think the sick excuse aged too well with this whole pandemic...

    • @emmittmaximus6619
      @emmittmaximus6619 3 роки тому +1

      bro ur comment is from a year ago it’s been way too long lmfao

    • @DrChant
      @DrChant 3 роки тому

      @@emmittmaximus6619 15 years from now, we'll tell our kids how Marijuana saved the world from this pamdemic

    • @emmittmaximus6619
      @emmittmaximus6619 3 роки тому

      @@DrChant lmfao frrr

  • @xletzyy
    @xletzyy 5 років тому +482

    When you smoke so much that you can legit live normal life even if your high as a kite 😂

    • @XcocomocoX
      @XcocomocoX 4 роки тому +6

      Goose Gumps V3 a toast to that

    • @iamthejohn7064
      @iamthejohn7064 4 роки тому +4

      20 years later you turn into me

    • @Shadow-bw6ju
      @Shadow-bw6ju 4 роки тому +1

      xLetzyy broooo deadass

    • @jeysinsterling2030
      @jeysinsterling2030 4 роки тому +19

      It’s weird to me that there are people who won’t smoke if they work the next day like... this ain’t alcohol

    • @iamthejohn7064
      @iamthejohn7064 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeysinsterling2030 NEXT day?

  • @dexxedfrog9902
    @dexxedfrog9902 2 роки тому

    this channel has the cool, chill auntie vibes i love it

  • @MadiRoss91
    @MadiRoss91 3 роки тому +145

    “So hush up you ol’ chatterbox.” I felt that. 😹

  • @psychokramberry8632
    @psychokramberry8632 4 роки тому +39

    Is weird how it feels like you don't actually know how you act when you are sober. You just forget how you act and you get like :
    -do i walk like this ?
    -would i laugh right now?
    -do they noticed im high ?
    -oh they definitely do

  • @haleyleahy8379
    @haleyleahy8379 5 років тому +74

    I feel like this is something you watch when your currently high... which is now for me

  • @NicholasDraughn
    @NicholasDraughn 3 роки тому +18

    I used to perform a mid ranking manger job high every day. When I quite I finally told my boss and he was completely mind blown and never knew. These tips actually work pretty well lol.

  • @alanmf3806
    @alanmf3806 3 роки тому +280

    "Hey friend, I see you just smoked week"
    - Indeed!
    "And you gotta go outside, where the normal people are. Right now!"
    - Hell no woman theres a pandemic happening, thats why Im smoking weed in the first place.

    • @canalfalamatheus
      @canalfalamatheus 3 роки тому

      Wish i could too

    • @BOG0690
      @BOG0690 3 роки тому +12

      Smoking weed helps me become paranoid of cats by the dumpster at night rather than becoming paranoid of corona

    • @HK-gm8pe
      @HK-gm8pe 3 роки тому +4

      eee...nope its almost summer...so no hell I am staying inside, I go to the nature and smoke there , its amazing time to go to a little walking trip ( I live in northern europe) so its a little cold yet but still...the fresh air and nature never fail me, also I live in the place where the sea is soo close that I can walk there with 5 minutes ...its not healthy to stay inside for asoo long

    • @chapmanmd79
      @chapmanmd79 3 роки тому +1

      A plannedemic bruh!

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 3 роки тому

      Ahahahahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @gawdesvision
    @gawdesvision 5 років тому +101

    I’m tellin y’all right now every time I drink coffee it AMPLIFIES my high. And I smoke on the daily.

    • @RandomguyMr
      @RandomguyMr 5 років тому +16

      Try a mango or two like an hour before you get high. It'll FUCK you up.

    • @KalElKryptonsFinest
      @KalElKryptonsFinest 5 років тому +4

      Coffee and Indica are my brain fuel

    • @prodbyfaith
      @prodbyfaith 5 років тому +3

      Do you smoke sativa or indica? With sativa that's probably the case

    • @DaeeDenise
      @DaeeDenise 5 років тому

      KalElKryptonsFinest on those days I feel like super shit

  • @TheShroomManiac
    @TheShroomManiac 3 роки тому

    Thank you Alice always preparing me for work

  • @wellThatsDark
    @wellThatsDark 3 роки тому +31

    The job interview part really got me lmfao. It's like ya smoke to calm down before the interview only to get paranoid during it.

    • @violetdusk1968
      @violetdusk1968 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah that's why I wouldn't go to one high.

    • @kingragnar8023
      @kingragnar8023 3 роки тому +4

      I'm always good up until they start asking me questions then I go braindead and forget everything I practiced I would say

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 2 роки тому +1

      @@kingragnar8023 that's why you just make up things that sound good on the spot

  • @olley0106
    @olley0106 3 роки тому +157

    The funny thing is even when im being silent. My toughts makes me gigle and laugh😂😂😂 i cant stand it they will know im high af

    • @DeniskaNEW
      @DeniskaNEW 3 роки тому +2

      Omg exactly😂😂😂

    • @timstroud2112
      @timstroud2112 3 роки тому +1

      I wish it were that easy for me. Sometimes, even I am afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

    • @randomaccount8846
      @randomaccount8846 3 роки тому +1

      Fr 🤣

  • @IMMMAFAMOUS
    @IMMMAFAMOUS 5 років тому +39

    “After heavy bong usage”🤣💀

  • @deekimchi3603
    @deekimchi3603 2 роки тому +1

    It's eerie that this popped up right after I smoked....

  • @Ebvardh
    @Ebvardh 3 роки тому +22

    I have two levels of high: Chill and more patient than usual or way too high to exist. So I really don’t need this.