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I do hope everyone take "Every time you victimized someone, you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you've done you've done to yourself" seriously.
I’m sure in the way it’s been done here it can echo with a lot of people around the world. I’m sure even quite a few bad eggs out there will probably have this video flash in their minds before they are about to or after hurting someone. At least, I’d hope so.
I think.. I’ll go outside today.. to a restaurant.. and go eat with my Grandma.. Also.. What’s your favourite restaurant? It doesn’t matter where you are.
I’m dead serious when I say I watch this video at least once a month , something about it is so comforting. Thank you for creating this beautiful piece of art
I dont watch it often, but the theory has stuck with me forever since I first saw it. Even though its only a theory, it gives me a sense of comfort too.
If this gives you comfort imagine the hope you would feel from walking with God in righteousness. Except y’all don’t want to do that, because that would require obedience and submission to a greater being. And giving up Earthly pleasure and hedonism.
@@roguedoge2479 how can you come into such a beautiful comment section, where everyone seems to be finally understanding the concept of mutual existence, and just hurl such heavy words at other "yous". Aren't you meant to love your neighbour? How about we accept everyone's differences, because we are everyone. Don't you believe it would be a wiser course of action to convert others to your religion through love rather than through antagonization?
people i love you probably i’m not gonna see you in the future but i just love love i just love life i just want to be the part of this universe i want to be free i want to do everything i want to know all of you but icaaaan’t fuck this buy okay here we are i’m just tired of this i don’t know what it is ?-/(/(;-;-;-;(-(/(/((/(/((/(/()-):)):)):):/
Damn, 5 years late to this animation. Easily my favorite short story. Read it for the first time in a course I took in college, “Philosophy of Religion” absolutely blew my mind. I think if everyone read it and gave it a little bit of thought, the world would be a kinder, better place.
Agree. I am no fan of the dogmatic side of religion. However the essence of love, kindness and of oneness that this story conveys is beautiful. There is divinity in the universe its creation, and our very existence in it. I have always lived by the mantra of treating others how I wish to be treated. Even people who are unkind. I always try to show them how they can be treated even if their automatic behaviour is to attempt to take advantage of my kindness (I don’t allow them to). I am also finding it serendipitous that I stumble across this video just days after experiencing countless epiphanies about my existence, the universe, consciousness and reality. I don’t know where the spark came from but I feel as though I have peered behind the curtain and I have felt an immense inner-peace fall over me that I’ve never had before. Peace.
This is easily the best thing I've ever seen on UA-cam. I've never said that before about anything on UA-cam and I'm 46 years old and I aim for quality, carefully curating what I allow into my grey matter... Wow
I just came back to this after a few years and wow, the impact this video had on me and my spirituality. What a blessing. Hits different the older I get
I can expend the day answer all the Whys my kid (my younger version of me) asked me. I think when we are a father, is good to see the answers starting to form in our offsprings...
Chocolate Mint Well, God exists outside of time and space and doesn’t experience exhaustion nor does He have a need to sustain Himself. So I don’t think He’d be tired.
@@AlexVanguard I hate myself for making this silly story and passing it off to people looking to illuminate ignorance. Sometimes I shit the bed and people still applaud.
If only religions had this kind of philosophy, the world would be much better since you'd believe that treating someone else nice is also treating yourselves nice
Really makes me think of Alan Watts and his quote "You are the universe observing itself". When we die, we just go back to where we came from: the universe.
We are born with the same particles found anywhere else in space, our bodies shall die with them still, and we shall return to the earth, the stars and swim across existence until our particles are used again to be something new, but knowing we aren't going to be travelling that far after we die, we will become another being on Earth more than likely. If you ever wanted to be an alien from another planet, you best make our science better so then your body can die near an alien planet/race and then you'll get the chance to be a new race. Being every human being doesn't sound so bad though, who knows you better than you really, and that you can know that fact every time you are alive.
The universe generated us to experience itself, if their is no consciousness to experience it, it is essentially the same as the universe not existing. It was conscious from the very beginning.
"You stared blankly at me." 5:39 right after revealing there's only one conciousness is hilarious every time I watch this video (at least once a week for the last year and a half).
@Mr Mistery what if you are just having a psychosis? I believe people who take acid and come back like this most likely suffer from a psychosis in my opinion. Ive taken acid and have friend who tookm acid(not for partying) and they didnt come out like this. some did
But why must we become God? If there is already a God, then it would be a piece of cake for God to produce a perfect God easily. So why are we to suffer living trillion times near endlessly to become god? The Egg seems like the most sadistic torture in the entire universe.
so the bible depiction of god like in this story. we are created in the image of god and we are childrens of god, or you only the only son of god. fascinating.
@@rodrigolyra7312 Bro, screw off, jeez. Stop trying to find "wholesome" messages in every-fucking-thing, you unbearable twats. You're that literature teacher that overthinks the blue curtains.
Not so much. Imagine being all the soldiers and officers killed and crippled at every war in history. Thousands times impaled by Vlad Ţepeş Dracula as Ottoman Turks. Thousands times marching in the infantry lines under heavy fire through the battlefields of Austerlitz, Borodino, Waterloo... Millions times turned into screaming living torch by flamethrowers and napalm bombs. Suffocated by chlorine and yperite. Doomed to live without limbs, blinded, paralysed... All the people tortured and burnt at stake by holy inquisition. All the victims of serial killers. All the Siamese twins. ... All the martyrs in the history of mankind, from the Stone Age up to the end of the world. Damn, it's rather terrifying than heartwarming.
Simply I finally know why kurzgesagt is a true masterpiece. They got all the message right form the start. This must the most watched video in UA-cam. Big hug and joy to such a wonderful creators of this channel.
“Love thy neighbor as you love thyself.” Hits different after watching this. This story is beautiful and so in line with my own thoughts and ponderings.
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Kurzgesagt I tried to spell your name but I accidentally summoned a demon. We watch your videos together.
This is such a nice way 2 look at it
Yoo a new replu the same day I decide to rewatch??
Ok
Hi I'm here before this blows up because of the dream smp meme
*turns on Kurzgesagt for 2 hour long car ride*
“You died in a car accident”
*great start*
jumps of cliff
oof
TRUCK ACIDDENT
Puts lollipop on nose. 🐹🐹👺🍭🍭🍭
Kunta Kinte yes
If I die and hear the kurzgesagt intro playing I'm gonna scream
😂😂😂😂
Corey Steinmetz dont read my name
Hahah
Dun dun dun
Hello there, my other reincarnations.
“So I’m the 9 dentists who recommended the toothpaste?”
“And the one who did not”
And you are the 9 cats who recommended whiskas
Ooooh shit
yes and you are me just a puppy
😂
@@Cowiethomas :P
I do hope everyone take "Every time you victimized someone, you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you've done you've done to yourself" seriously.
Totally. Brought tears to my eyes.
@@nik.olas328 same fr
Well, now that phrase, “ treat others like you want to be treated”, really makes sense.
Fred Anduze holy thats true
Well said, me
I’m sure in the way it’s been done here it can echo with a lot of people around the world. I’m sure even quite a few bad eggs out there will probably have this video flash in their minds before they are about to or after hurting someone. At least, I’d hope so.
Its the first thing we learn at school in the Netherlands. (:
@@danielwhyatt3278 Why? The story just told you that you're gonna be every single person. That means also the ones you dont like :P.
"So I'm the cute girl that I like?"
"And her boyfriend"
Yeah but they don't know that everyone is just u who is a time Traveller with memory loss issues.
Hello, me.
Yep no need to be jealous it's just you 😂😂
And her brother and father. :D
"So I'm the cute girl that I like?"
"And her boyfriend"
"Life is good here in Alabama"
You’re telling me I’ve created this video, only for me to see this about 19 million times?
yes, i watched it 19 million times
And didnt watch it too
Worth it
So technically, I've gotten a job, been fired, AND studying?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I watched this video for 153160381 minutes, thus far. Waste of time, if you ask me.
I come here every time I’m feeling a little bit down, and for some reason this video always gives me some sort of hope or inexplicable peace
Same. Its odd
hi me
hi me u r cool
Don’t worry me, everything will be alright.
Just about the same.
Me: *Wants a video about eggs*
Kurzgesagt: "You died."
Dark souls stuff right there
time to push "retry"
Me thinks that there will be respawn button like minecraft
*_Dark Souls has joined the chat room_*
Does that mean that every incarnation of you that has a favorite video game will get a special respawn screen when you die XD
Right, well I was not expecting to question my whole existence this morning.
I wasn't expecting to see a video of something I just experienced.
You're stardust.
@@schleck1234 bruh same
I wrote this
I think.. I’ll go outside today.. to a restaurant.. and go eat with my Grandma..
Also..
What’s your favourite restaurant? It doesn’t matter where you are.
"so I'm the hundredth person to use this joke?"
"and the the thousands of people who are tired of seeing it"
You're also the one who's reading this, and also the ones that won't!
randel hanson am I the only one that thinks of this like the part of infinity war where thanos gets the soul stone and wakes up in a shallow water
And we are me
Maybe
Y también el wey que te dio dislike en español
I’m dead serious when I say I watch this video at least once a month , something about it is so comforting. Thank you for creating this beautiful piece of art
I dont watch it often, but the theory has stuck with me forever since I first saw it. Even though its only a theory, it gives me a sense of comfort too.
If this gives you comfort imagine the hope you would feel from walking with God in righteousness.
Except y’all don’t want to do that, because that would require obedience and submission to a greater being. And giving up Earthly pleasure and hedonism.
@@roguedoge2479 how can you come into such a beautiful comment section, where everyone seems to be finally understanding the concept of mutual existence, and just hurl such heavy words at other "yous".
Aren't you meant to love your neighbour? How about we accept everyone's differences, because we are everyone.
Don't you believe it would be a wiser course of action to convert others to your religion through love rather than through antagonization?
@@roguedoge2479 Ya, thank u . slay, queen 😂
This takes "Treat People the Way You Want to Be Treated " to a whole new level.
Ikr
Right!
God plz be nice to me i rly hope im nice to me O.O
Literally
Damn I cant believe Ive been beated by myself!
"Wait. I'm Kurzgesagt?"
"And all the people who they've given an existential crisis"
Yes
So I’m you and you’re me and we’re both keanu reaves
@@SanaKhan-vi8kc and I m u too
And im a twitter bitch too?
hi me
I came into this thinking it would be about “which came first, the chicken or the egg.” I am now a changed man.
Chandler Jones It was both, they’re the same.
Same
EGGxactly!
There is no befor and after
@@cytheexcursionmodule8047 *happy The Cable Turned on Cade"
I love all of you. We all in this together. Hope your spreading some love today ❤
Thanks, buddy 👍
you're*
corrected myself dw
That is a beautiful sentiment. Thanks for the Ray of sunshine!!
Thanks Jesus
people i love you probably i’m not gonna see you in the future but i just love love i just love life i just want to be the part of this universe i want to be free i want to do everything i want to know all of you but icaaaan’t fuck this buy okay here we are i’m just tired of this i don’t know what it is ?-/(/(;-;-;-;(-(/(/((/(/((/(/()-):)):)):):/
Gives a whole new meaning to "I've watched this like a million times"
well according to the view count, we watched this a bit over 26 millions times
@@helix4608 no not we
I watched it 26 million times
@@roham6132 They used "we" as a collective "I" since we're all the same person, which means that you are (I am) also correct.
@@roham6132 We made the word “we”, We have to abide by our own rules friend.
@@helix4608 i only watched this 6 times
*this takes treat others how you want to be treated on a whole another level*
Raid Falxon7593 That is so true
I was thinking the same!
Imagine your whole world dying before you could become that all mighty entity
Yeah Same as the Golden Rule... nothing new
In a way thats the whole point of the video xD
As Rumi said,"You are not a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in a drop."
We're all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, and to the rest of the universe atomically.
@@sterlthepearl1000 wow i am smart
Beautiful
Hmmmmmmmmmm, good quote
@@sterlthepearl1000 you watched Our Universe, I suppose
Damn, 5 years late to this animation. Easily my favorite short story. Read it for the first time in a course I took in college, “Philosophy of Religion” absolutely blew my mind. I think if everyone read it and gave it a little bit of thought, the world would be a kinder, better place.
Agree. I am no fan of the dogmatic side of religion. However the essence of love, kindness and of oneness that this story conveys is beautiful. There is divinity in the universe its creation, and our very existence in it. I have always lived by the mantra of treating others how I wish to be treated. Even people who are unkind. I always try to show them how they can be treated even if their automatic behaviour is to attempt to take advantage of my kindness (I don’t allow them to). I am also finding it serendipitous that I stumble across this video just days after experiencing countless epiphanies about my existence, the universe, consciousness and reality. I don’t know where the spark came from but I feel as though I have peered behind the curtain and I have felt an immense inner-peace fall over me that I’ve never had before. Peace.
Andy Weir is one of my favourite sci-fi writers…didn’t know this one.
@@scott-richardsonSame. I felt peace and it seems that everything has led me to this revelation (fortunately).
Your comment resonated with me. Thank you
“So i’m the pretty best friend?”
“and the ugly one too”
Let that sink in
not until u got a warrant.
@@jubihausi6206 what does it want now
Yes. The "ugly" one is only your "shadow" of yourself which is visible only when you turn your back away from the light of Truth.
@@mysticoversoul 😂😂
"I'm my professor?"
"And you're the students he failed."
That explains it xD I always joked about how I would be a harsh professor
Im you!
Lol
You're me
I came to this video expecting to learn more about eggs, I didn’t expect to question reality.
Crite Spranberry lol me too
Same
Same
You mean, me, and you... and that kid who always peed besides me when all the other urinals where free.. WE WERE ALL THAT KID
Same
5 years later, and this is still my vote for the best video on the entirety of history. This is a video that every human being would do well to see.
“So I’m the kid that told me I’m getting banned from Xbox?”
“And his dad that works at microsoft, too.’
Yes
No but actually yes
Haha, what a nice joke i made! In a different life that is...
I laughed so hard at this
I’m ur thousandth like lmao
Bully: “you’re weak”
Me: “I’m you”
Baking Soda BRUH
Good one dude
Thug life 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Bully Punches Himself..
Coz Himself is weaker than Bully.
Baking Soda LOL you get bullied that’s sad you’re a loser
"Hello myself" to everyone.
Interesting
Oh no eren don’t kill us
Hey your prob older than me but I could be the older version of you💀
Hello me, I'll be you in 'future', Or maybe I already have been
How have I been?
This is easily the best thing I've ever seen on UA-cam. I've never said that before about anything on UA-cam and I'm 46 years old and I aim for quality, carefully curating what I allow into my grey matter... Wow
How many times do you think he's had to explain this to him
That was my first thought as the video ended. 😂
At least 7 billion
one is enough
How many times have you had this explained to you? Me? Us? We? Myself?
Dozens of billions of times
“Wow, a new video! This will be great!”
“You were on your way home when you died.”
“Ah, that’s different.”
The European Wannabe 😂😂😂😂 fr
Thats not different for Kurzegasagt :P
telling a fake story with the authoritative voice of kurzgesagt is the worst idea ever
Yue funny because it’s trending to be the most viewed video from this channel. “Me talking to myself”
Cant beleive other me sent this before i did
This makes me feel way better about liking my own comments.
best comment lmaoooo
Soo im you or you are me ?
Technically every top comment is your own. Good one, me! Keep it up ❤️
Only like your own comment after someone else liked it. Never be the first one.
Haha
I just came back to this after a few years and wow, the impact this video had on me and my spirituality. What a blessing. Hits different the older I get
“So I’m the one who posted this video”
“And the dumb comments below it yes”
K
hi me
So technically I'm always playing with myself
Yes
No
*Must be tiring having to explain that to me every time I die.*
I can expend the day answer all the Whys my kid (my younger version of me) asked me. I think when we are a father, is good to see the answers starting to form in our offsprings...
Time doesnt exist for God (or that one anyway). Probably for him its as easy as breathing
Not really the gap between birth and death is pretty big
@@SaiTheForgotten I find it kinda disturbing raising my child to frick with himself
Chocolate Mint Well, God exists outside of time and space and doesn’t experience exhaustion nor does He have a need to sustain Himself. So I don’t think He’d be tired.
You know everything will be alright when you hear kurtzgesagt voice after death
"Your wife is glad you're dead."
Samuel Lussier so I’m glad that I’m dead? I mean..we are everyone...soooo....
When you hear your own Voice***
Oh why thank you, dear old me
you mean my voice
This video has deeply impacted my world view and it significantly impacted the way I look at my broader life
Kurzgesagt : You live inside a simulation with other simulated people.
Also Kurzgesagt : *The Egg*
EGG
The EGG is the simulation!
cool down, this is something akin to a poem of what are we, it' s very deep by the way.
also we are one, and one we are.
eg
The egg
"Why would you like to report this video?'
"Because I'm in this and I don't like it"
You will hate yourself someday if thats the case
@@AlexVanguard I hate myself for making this silly story and passing it off to people looking to illuminate ignorance. Sometimes I shit the bed and people still applaud.
LMAOO.. same
@Amin what?
@ApsterNapster because r/iam15andthisisdeep
Now the “you’re weak” “I’m you” meme makes even more sense.
WHOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'´RE RIGHT
@@juanmateo4023 WE'RE right
unoriginal name I AM RIGHT
420 likes bro
Mena The Official WE ARE RIGHT
Definitely one of our favourite videos on the internet.
"You just died and your main concern is your family. That's good stuff right there."
Officer listen, we didn't steal my car you're just borrowing it from myself.
S L so communism is the answer
instant arrest + psychological watch.
@@pinkpanther8427 i can't throw me in there!
666 likes
wow...
“Treat others like you would like to be treated. “
treat yourself the way you want to be treated by you
thx me
If only religions had this kind of philosophy, the world would be much better since you'd believe that treating someone else nice is also treating yourselves nice
Said Kant
@@NitoSama Jesus actually said this haha, christianity is just ruined by other people
“Well of course I know him. He’s me.”
Yeah, you're the god, I'm a god too, everyone is a god
Your me!
Ok ben kenobi 😂
😂
Kenobi?? KENOBIIII !!!
I can feel your presence so close, SO CLOSE.
It's me, Darth Maul.
i love how this is explained, the monotone voice. comforting.
"I'm the spiderman pointing at himself?"
"and the spiderman pointing back"
Yo wassup past me or the future me
@@icecoldben1656 hey me
Greetings and salutations other me(s)
Hi, me!
PERFECT COMMENT
Really makes me think of Alan Watts and his quote "You are the universe observing itself".
When we die, we just go back to where we came from: the universe.
I recall a similar quote from Babylon 5.
We are born with the same particles found anywhere else in space, our bodies shall die with them still, and we shall return to the earth, the stars and swim across existence until our particles are used again to be something new, but knowing we aren't going to be travelling that far after we die, we will become another being on Earth more than likely. If you ever wanted to be an alien from another planet, you best make our science better so then your body can die near an alien planet/race and then you'll get the chance to be a new race. Being every human being doesn't sound so bad though, who knows you better than you really, and that you can know that fact every time you are alive.
Fuzbin Great comment 👍
@Tweetie Bird, that's pure Dumb-Fuck = you are a Dumb-Fuck.
The universe generated us to experience itself, if their is no consciousness to experience it, it is essentially the same as the universe not existing. It was conscious from the very beginning.
"You were on your way home, when you died."
_Well_ *That escalated quickly*
so I'm dead and alive at the same time?
*were*
Im you, but better
and it does.
"You stared blankly at me." 5:39 right after revealing there's only one conciousness is hilarious every time I watch this video (at least once a week for the last year and a half).
"So I'm a murderer?"
"And all the people you killed"
Super confusing i know
@@zahidamujeeb7677 I think this guy meant suicide
Mr Mistery honestly I hope this is true,rather than just dying and nothing for eternity
@Mr Mistery what if you are just having a psychosis? I believe people who take acid and come back like this most likely suffer from a psychosis in my opinion. Ive taken acid and have friend who tookm acid(not for partying) and they didnt come out like this. some did
But why must we become God?
If there is already a God, then it would be a piece of cake for God to produce a perfect God easily.
So why are we to suffer living trillion times near endlessly to become god? The Egg seems like the most sadistic torture in the entire universe.
The best end to the story would have been.
"By You
Animated By You"
In the credits.
So underrated comment right there
Yeah i get the joke, but then no one gets credited.
@@desichalkos5627 Solution: Show each person's name in the credits briefly, before it shimmers and changes to "You".
@@AgentParsec God that would be so damn cool lmao, like an easter *egg* of sorts at the end of the video
Good idea!
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god told you:
"This time around, you will be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD."
This needs more likes haha.
underrated comment right here
Help im dying 😄
LMAO-
LOL
I was not expecting that XD
truly one, if not the best and most memorable video on UA-cam.
“I’m Karen?”
“And the billions she fired”
Always have been
You're Karen and also the manager :D
Lol
"And the ones who got revenge on her"
Best comment here! 😂 😂 😂
This gives a new meaning to “You are not the clown, you are the entire circus”
Maza aaya
...Maza aaya
so the bible depiction of god like in this story. we are created in the image of god and we are childrens of god, or you only the only son of god. fascinating.
@@ernestkhalimov9368 it's hindi and it means felt good or tha was interesting
@@artsyabin8145 kuch bhi kaho... but maza toh aaya
Who knew "No YoU" was the Ultimate philosophical comeback
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMMG..NOOOOOOO
lol
I don't get it, can you explain it to me?
And quite trippy and existential lol.
This channel is seriously the greatest on UA-cam, and everyone should experience it.
"I'm Rick Astley?"
"And everyone who has ever been Rickrolled."
Ooh
Underrated comment
lol
Oof
lmaoooo
"So I'm Karen?"
"and the manager she asked to speak to"
...oh good lord I am a terrible person to myself on a secondly bases
Ah ah ah😂😂😂😅😅
I am you and you are me.
Yes. So am I Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky at the very moment 🤣
@@boopsboops7692 DAMN IT ME
Chef: how do you like your eggs?
Me: Existential
You mean (puts on sunglasses) eggs-istential?
😂Good one me, good one
Cool stuff, me.
@@chrismain7472 Hah. I'm pretty funny sometimes.
:)
I'm really proud of having written, animated and edited this video.
"You're driving home and you died."
Ah, hate when that happens!
Man,i hate when that happens it happened yesterday to me
@@johnygamr57 same dude.. it sucks.
Lol
This brings the meaning of "Your largest enemy is yourself" to another level.
true
Legit
Fact
I think this is the message of the video to be honest
@@rodrigolyra7312 Bro, screw off, jeez. Stop trying to find "wholesome" messages in every-fucking-thing, you unbearable twats. You're that literature teacher that overthinks the blue curtains.
“So, I am the 99.9% bacteria that died?” “Yes, and the 0.1% that survived.”
I am the hut
And the man who out pizza'd him
@@atomicbuttocks ajsklafalaao
Grabs more more bleach. That cant do
Aight I'm 666th like
*0.01%*
i was CRYING. BALLING. as i watched this video. so many emotions--changes, switches, turns, plot twists. Wonderful story.
Straight baller yo 🤙
@@NarcatasCor theres no way ppl like you still exist
“You were on your way home” ok
“When you died” OH.
By you, yourself.
But you are everyone
I clicked on this seriously just expecting a Kurzgesagt breakdown on the biology and evolution of eggs
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? The answer might suprise you."
Same
Stephen Chow the chicken
@@Jo4iah It was the egg
Same
“I’m kurzgesagt?”
“And you’re all the birds that died”
woah woah woah woah
*WHAT*
@Nate Bekin WOAH
wait so im johnny sins?
"Also You're The Blackhole That Ated Whole Thing..And Died"
lol ‘i’ kicked my ass off .
one of the most heart warming stories ive ever heard
Not so much. Imagine being all the soldiers and officers killed and crippled at every war in history. Thousands times impaled by Vlad Ţepeş Dracula as Ottoman Turks. Thousands times marching in the infantry lines under heavy fire through the battlefields of Austerlitz, Borodino, Waterloo... Millions times turned into screaming living torch by flamethrowers and napalm bombs. Suffocated by chlorine and yperite. Doomed to live without limbs, blinded, paralysed...
All the people tortured and burnt at stake by holy inquisition.
All the victims of serial killers.
All the Siamese twins.
...
All the martyrs in the history of mankind, from the Stone Age up to the end of the world.
Damn, it's rather terrifying than heartwarming.
@@WeltSchmerz1349 well its us whoo killed us
Someone: "So, do you have a religion?"
Me: "Oh yeah. I'm an eggist."
XD, i am an eggist for sure
Why, what, how, where, when, did, didn't I, you, us, everyone, no one, nothing, everything, will, was, now, are, aren't learning, feeling, know, hear, watch, experience, about this, that, video, film, tape, scroll, tale, story, prophecy, memory, information, ?, !, .
Uuuh, That's eggy!
part of us are part of an eggist
I'm still an absurdist
My 4th Grade Teacher: "The world doesnt revolve around you."
Andy: *Hold my stories*
Ha ha.
The Reddit FBI do you realise you are the 4th Grade Teacher of your, and you are Kurz as well, and you are me typing this things?
@@mihaibradu6125 Yeah, lmao
Andy*
'I think therefore I am' One can only be certain of its own existence.
Beginning of the video: "Oh, cool. A video about the evolution of the egg. Neat!"
End of the video: *has existential crisis*
Me too. We too i mean.
Damn
I feel yo... I mean myself?
@@ejikmeister3757 Me (us... you... what?): WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Me too. I mean, we too.
Simply I finally know why kurzgesagt is a true masterpiece. They got all the message right form the start. This must the most watched video in UA-cam. Big hug and joy to such a wonderful creators of this channel.
"So I'm every Karen"
"And every employee"
your name matches it, wait no, it's me.
ActuallyItsNathie
ActuallyNathie which is me
And every manager.
Jaja
Brings a whole new meaning to, "Why are you hitting yourself?"
U n d e r r a t e d, wait why am I talking to myself.
"Go fuck yourself" is another haha remember great minds think alike
Why am I making UA-cam videos that make me cry?
Whole new meaning to "go fuck yourself" too
Rafel Jaggai 😂
I can’t believe how well animated this is, Good job me!
lol
hi me
deep
Hello me
Hi me
I’ve watched this video many times, but every time
it gives me an indescribable feeling
This video changed the direction of my life
Person: “How many times have you told me this exact speech?”
God: *chuckles*
Oh my, thats a lot of speeches m' lord
That's how you entertain your cruel mind?
Could he even have said it at all?
King Of Random hi me
Once to god because he's explaining it to all of them at once probably through every iteration.
God: yes
"You die" 5 seconds in.
Is this a new record?
Until they make a video entitled "you died", or "you're dead" 😂
damn spawn-campers.
What if you just kill your self until you have killed every person there is? Fastest way to be born as a god???
I didn't understand what you're saying
Truck-chan at it again
I am still amazed how this video doesn’t get boring after watching it 28M times
😂
Same
Dude, your comment made me gasp.
لقد وضعت 100 لايك لنفسي كما أني اتكلم عدة لغات من بينها هذه
We all talking to ourselves
This always makes me tear up
I’m glad I imagined, wrote, produced and realized this movie for all of me. Thank me, I’m awesome.
Lol
I thank you for thanking me. 👍
Lol hahahahaha
Thanks me
Here is 200th like from me for myself!
"This video was more than 2 years in the making" That's what I call dedication
How did u know ?me lul
actually I call that a waste of time
@@3mar00ss6 well this video made about $24,000
And this video is 2years old
@@3mar00ss6 no! This is a good story, and it made them 24,000
Now that spider man meme pointing at each other makes perfect sense.
Underrate comment why my self past got underated
@@altar8010 future me idk man
nderrated
😂😂😂
Lol
This was the trip I didn’t realize that I needed to take.
This makes me want to be nice to everyone I’m talking to.
I once saw a user icon that looked like a hair, I tried to brush it off, then I laughed.
I made myself laugh.
Marta Reitmajer Exactly the point 🙂
Unless...
I'm not talking to anyone, guess I don't have to be nice
Marta Reitmajer also makes me want to kill everyone for to be god earlier
Just remember when you get rob you’ve actually made an investment
hahahaha...I was reading all the solemnity...and then this!...I cracked! I enjoy acid smart so much!
But at the same time... you rob yourself.
ghostgirl true but that version of your self didn’t have what he have before he rob you
*mandatory investment
StOnkS or WeLtH
Comment section is just filled with *Spidermans pointing at each other*
Carefully, I'm a hero.
Jonathan Valenzuela **we’re a hero*
@@saintlaurent4902 OUR ANTHEM PLAYS
@@saintlaurent4902 We are Groot.
This was so unexpected when i came to the comment section and im so happy it is here
It's like real. Thanks for the story
I love how peaceful this video is while talking about such a scary subject.
Basic Blob it’s not scary at all, it’s beautiful because it’s the truth
@@kristinak8399 It's not "the truth" but it's a possibility
Hello darkness smile friend
Tabbender
A lovely and relieving possibility.
Yea, it would be nice if it was like this, butt it isent
"Well of course I know him, he's me"
Good one, Ben.
@@c0wg0d me*
Obi wan kenobi... now that’s a name I havnt heard in a long time...
You can make a religion out of this - Bill wutrz.
You*
No, don't
This was actually an idea originally by the band logic, in the "song" called the waiting room
No don’t.
Me*
"so i am diddy?"
"And his victims too"
😬
jezus xD
Written: Me
Directed: Me
Animation Team: Me, Me, Me, and Me
Special Thanks to: Me and Me
Good job other me
Oh fuck 😆😆😆😆😆
Alan Chiu ill be thinking about tonight me
@@thepreacher16 me
Glad to see that my other parts have grown self aware
''And I am also a clown?'' you asked
''You are the entire circus'' I said
Teehee
😂😂😂
Epic gamer moment
ahahaha
Tru
*well i cant believe i watched despacito almost 7 billion times all by myself*
YEAHHHHHH THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR GOOD JOB ON COMING UP WITH THAT FUTURE OR PAST ME
YOU MADE DESPACITO!
You watched your own song 7 billion times !!!!
This is the best answer😂😂😂😂😂
7:18 ah shit, here we go again
Thank you Kurzgesagt for making a video years ago on a story that I am just now reading in American short story class
History books are just a big book of my achievements and oopsies.
Cool thought
We were once karens
80 versions of me liked this comment
@@tunaermis1000 87 now....😁
@@tunaermis1000 uuum...110 now....
“You died”
Me: oh, it’s gonna be one of THOSE videos.
Us
*get isekai'd*
“Love thy neighbor as you love thyself.” Hits different after watching this. This story is beautiful and so in line with my own thoughts and ponderings.