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  • @Oktopia
    @Oktopia 2 роки тому +280

    Stephen just came out as half-elf. It explains a lot. His amazing accuracy and linguistic agility. His lightfooted dance over the heaping bodies of his opponents. His amazing knowledge of all things Middle-earth. Yep. He is a half-elf alright.

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 2 роки тому +19

      THE LINE OF LÚTHIEN WILL NEVER FAIL!

    • @Oktopia
      @Oktopia 2 роки тому +17

      @@NiennaFan1 *raises fist, bow, axe, and sword.

    • @professorsprout3382
      @professorsprout3382 2 роки тому +10

      Nailed it! I being but a harfoot.

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 2 роки тому +12

      He could be a Numenorean.

    • @babsgalv6556
      @babsgalv6556 2 роки тому

      peredhel kin!!

  • @mackenziebennett6949
    @mackenziebennett6949 2 роки тому +14

    Can definitely relate about the ear. I’m deaf in the same one and it’s asymmetrical due to a surgery I had when I was a kid. I’ve actually always thought it was cool that Colbert’s ear was the same as mine. I’m a musician and whenever anyone talks shit about my ears I can point to Colbert and say ‘that guy has a career in TV and musical theater’ to get them to shut up.

  • @azcookin3177
    @azcookin3177 2 роки тому +539

    I never really paid attention to Stephen’s ear until he pointed it out tonight. It simply isn’t important. His skill as a comedian, late night host, and overall great human being are the things that really matter.

    • @yourgothfriend
      @yourgothfriend 2 роки тому +75

      I've been watching him for countless years and never noticed!

    • @maxcentral
      @maxcentral 2 роки тому +17

      🤚 same here

    • @rebeccahenderson7761
      @rebeccahenderson7761 2 роки тому +29

      Yeah, he previously said that he had an injury and is deaf in that ear.

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 2 роки тому +12

      The people who hate the man don't even rip on his ear.

    • @ilenastarbreeze4978
      @ilenastarbreeze4978 2 роки тому +9

      I didnt even notice. I barely notice it when i was looking

  • @koco23
    @koco23 2 роки тому +95

    “Why aren’t we live? It’s election night” had me ROLLING 😂😂💀

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +2

      I knew there was a reason my pizza craving won out last night!

  • @nicholasstocker6866
    @nicholasstocker6866 2 роки тому +68

    R.I.P. Angela Lansbury 😢

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +6

      Ah, all the good ones are dead!

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 2 роки тому

      I think the murders in Cabot Cove might suspiciously stop now...

  • @johnvenditto2908
    @johnvenditto2908 2 роки тому +39

    I've been watching Steven for many years and never noticed the difference in his ears. And now I cannot unsee it. No matter, he's funny as f---- and always has been.

  • @OrangeElixir
    @OrangeElixir 2 роки тому +2

    When Stephen was talking about the bear sisters, it made me think of "Kate And Allie", an old '80s sitcom. They weren't sisters, but they were living together, raising their kids, and doing '80s sitcom stuff.

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 2 роки тому +796

    It's no coincidence that my mental health greatly improves when Stephen is on the air. Thank u.

    • @dazenguile4215
      @dazenguile4215 2 роки тому +17

      I know it’s not the point and I agree with you, but I think mood is a better word than mental health right here. lol

    • @NOCALGooN916
      @NOCALGooN916 2 роки тому +12

      I think we all feel like that

    • @reiddryden9805
      @reiddryden9805 2 роки тому +5

      Watching in Straya!!!

    • @Hooyahfish
      @Hooyahfish 2 роки тому +15

      I stopped being depressed after I stopped believing in god and realized that life has no purpose. Only the purpose you give it.
      Antidepressants help a lot too. Lol

    • @quantidel
      @quantidel 2 роки тому +6

      Me as well, literally it helps to know someone else sees this crazy world and gives us a reason to laugh when it's all too dark ota not an exaggeration to me to say it improves my mental health I struggle with major depressive disorder and anxiety disorder and it helps

  • @alorahkr
    @alorahkr 2 роки тому +16

    "why aren't we live it's election night" that whole bit was rly funny 😭

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 2 роки тому +103

    1:50 - Don't worry Stephen... We know it's because you're part Hobbit AND part Elf... Much love & ears to You!

  • @recole374
    @recole374 2 роки тому +22

    Stephen,Jimmy , the medious brothers and the skews are the only people keeping me sane through all this craziness. Thank you guys 💕💕💕

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 2 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget Seth, he really breaks some sh!t down!

    • @bukketkid2567
      @bukketkid2567 2 роки тому +2

      And Trevor

  • @cjd4743
    @cjd4743 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you so much Stephen for acknowledging the Katmai Bears!! I noticed this is 2 years in a row, and now I'm assuming you will be reminding people every year to Vote for your favorite "Fat Bear."
    These cameras on Brooks River are the best thing on the internet.
    Brooks river is about the only thing on my TV all summer long!
    Yes I'm a Bearaholic I've been addicted for 3 years now.

  • @spinthis56
    @spinthis56 2 роки тому +103

    *My best friend died at 94 years old. One week before, he still walked 5 miles/day; Brilliant & Capable. I miss him dearly!!!* 💔

    • @cindymorose6673
      @cindymorose6673 2 роки тому +8

      So sorry for your loss. ❤

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 2 роки тому +7

      Sorry for your loss 😢💙

    • @TobiasMeinecke
      @TobiasMeinecke 2 роки тому +2

      I trust you walked many lovely miles together with your best friend. So sorry for your loss.🌺

  • @babyblue61549
    @babyblue61549 2 роки тому +10

    You’re so funny!! My favorite comedian and late night show. Thank u for making me laugh out loud. We all need that. And I so appreciate your politics.

  • @wendelynanderson9517
    @wendelynanderson9517 2 роки тому +145

    If smoking pot caused violent behavior Grateful Dead concerts would have a totally different vibe.

    • @ronaldharding3927
      @ronaldharding3927 2 роки тому +7

      I have never drank nor smoked, but, in college (the university), when my friends partied, they never got mean or belligerent when they smoked. Pols are such liars. I always preferred that my friends smoked and left the firewall alone.

    • @ronaldharding3927
      @ronaldharding3927 2 роки тому +8

      That would be "firewater" not "firewall". I hate this &#‰^&! phone.

    • @wendelynanderson9517
      @wendelynanderson9517 2 роки тому +7

      @@ronaldharding3927 I agree. Both my Grandmothers were alcoholics. Alcohol is much more destructive than pot.

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 2 роки тому

      @@wendelynanderson9517 Did they pistol whip each other?

    • @shannonnonnahs6943
      @shannonnonnahs6943 2 роки тому +1

      Groovy man.

  • @Anonymouse428
    @Anonymouse428 2 роки тому +8

    Stephen, when I lost most of the hearing in my left ear and found out it was permanent, I thought of you and it helped me feel better.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому +60

    RIP to a true legend Angela Lansbury.

    • @edge918
      @edge918 2 роки тому +1

      Angela is a GOAT💗

    • @judyives1832
      @judyives1832 2 роки тому +3

      Very sad.

    • @edge918
      @edge918 2 роки тому +3

      @@judyives1832 I just adored her 😞

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 2 роки тому +3

      What!? Angela Lansbury died? Please let it not be.

    • @edge918
      @edge918 2 роки тому +2

      @@shirleyrombough8173 😞

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 2 роки тому +5

    Mitch McConnell is ALREADY 80

  • @royoschroeder
    @royoschroeder 2 роки тому +384

    They say the best people are the ones capable of laughing about themselves... and I loved how he tucked his ear in haha hilarious not hideous!! I love watching the show every night, best way to end the day so thanks for all the laughs!! Also I love the suits, always looking sharp!! Def my fave show!

    • @hsoderberg6505
      @hsoderberg6505 2 роки тому +2

      I have to wonder if he was bullied in school about it.

    • @hsoderberg6505
      @hsoderberg6505 2 роки тому +1

      I have to wonder if he was bullied in school about it.

    • @hashimawan2433
      @hashimawan2433 2 роки тому +1

      Putin is the most intelligent man on the face of the earth right now!

    • @Lucavii
      @Lucavii 2 роки тому +17

      I was legit today years old when I realized his ear was any different. Been watching him for years and never noticed lol

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 роки тому +2

      Wait, so is tucking one's ear in not normal?

  • @carolmiller5713
    @carolmiller5713 2 роки тому +1

    I've been watching the smack-down of Putin, Russia & even Belarus by NATO. My favorite part was the "Dismantling" of any particle of Putin pride delivered by the quiet, steely resolve of a Ukrainian member. 💪🏼💙💛

  • @scon4130
    @scon4130 2 роки тому +89

    I've been watching Steve since the very early days of the Daily Show and never noticed his ears were THAT asymmetrical. I'll never unsee it now. Thanks fat bear week.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 2 роки тому +6

      That’s what happened to me last year when he brought up Fat Bear Week for the first time.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 2 роки тому

      Yup. Super obvious now. Lol

    • @theodorethompson9032
      @theodorethompson9032 2 роки тому

      The Daily Show was great till he took over and destroyed it.

  • @Th3OnlyRandy
    @Th3OnlyRandy 2 роки тому

    😮😮😮 - NEVER did I notice your ear! You’re an amazing human being Stephen

  • @Azothify
    @Azothify 2 роки тому +129

    I genuinely didn't realize Stephen had an ear thing. I still don't notice it when looking at him. Man's a legend.

    • @The1jkanter
      @The1jkanter 2 роки тому +3

      Came here to say the same thing

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 роки тому +4

      I still don't know what the ear thing is. Other than him being deaf in that ear.

    • @sxsxpl
      @sxsxpl 2 роки тому +4

      Same, never saw it, for years.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +4

      @@kingjamos2422 1:56 I've never noticed it until he brought it up. But it looks like one is higher than the other. A botched surgery that left him deaf in that ear

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 2 роки тому +2

    "On the plus side, l can do this." Me too! Colbert is the only person l know who can do that other than myself.

  • @Camey71073
    @Camey71073 2 роки тому +153

    Once I have my colbert monolog, I need my Meanwhile, then I can sleep. You and randy rainbow have gotten me through the last 6 yrs.

    • @meowmix8610
      @meowmix8610 2 роки тому +4

      Saaaaame!!!

    • @FluxyMiniscus
      @FluxyMiniscus 2 роки тому +10

      Yesss Randy Rainbow is beyond fantastic- His live show was the last theater event that I attended in the before times- The theater (in our beautiful Blue 🌊Oasis in AZ) was packed!

    • @SKinSKorea
      @SKinSKorea 2 роки тому +12

      Colbert needs to have Rainbow on the show!

    • @ritabosico3328
      @ritabosico3328 2 роки тому +2

      Me too. Always witty with enough laughs to make the topics bearable

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 роки тому +3

      Songbird and her parodies, too for me.

  • @joshchacko7729
    @joshchacko7729 2 роки тому +2

    That 'Break-it-to-him-softly' friend:
    "They bleep that?"
    "I guess so... Probably..."

  • @RazorFoxDV
    @RazorFoxDV 2 роки тому +97

    I've been watching Stephen Colbert for over twenty years (not EVERY night, mind you) and I have never once noticed anything about his ears. Until tonight and forever hereafter.

    • @chasethevioletsun9996
      @chasethevioletsun9996 2 роки тому +8

      I've met him face to face and I didn't notice it until now.

    • @Lanxe
      @Lanxe 2 роки тому +5

      Cannot. Unsee. Help!

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 2 роки тому +1

      He's done that a few times, not that it makes it less weird lol.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 2 роки тому +3

      @@Lanxe In the Trumpster Fire years I learned the mystic secrets of unlearning, but be warned! It is not an easy process, especially for your very soul. You'll need a bottle of whiskey and CD with a copy of Baby Shark on it.
      Then just drink the whiskey. The CD with Baby Shark on it is to make you wonder why in the heck you bought a CD with Baby Shark on it while you were wasted. Trust me, though, it's of untold importance.

    • @Lanxe
      @Lanxe 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielgehring7437 Baby Shark? The cure is worse than the disease!

  • @thepelicanorder
    @thepelicanorder 2 роки тому +4

    All these years I never even noticed Colberts ear. Dude is a national treasure.

  • @lindabucci1700
    @lindabucci1700 2 роки тому +19

    I’ve been watching you for years and I’ve never noticed your ear because you are just perfect. thank you for all the laughter and joy you give this country.

  • @dmgreenberg
    @dmgreenberg 2 роки тому +5

    7:51 - Vance is the kind of person who probably watched Reefer Madness as if it was a documentary.

  • @Lucky-ig7sn
    @Lucky-ig7sn 2 роки тому +218

    As they say. 4 drunk guys start a fight. 4 stoned guys start a band. Haha.

    • @PaNic99
      @PaNic99 2 роки тому +8

      I have never heard that one. I might have to use it, if you don't mind! 😊I mean the "saying" ! 😉

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 2 роки тому +5

      4 drunk AND stoned guys started a band too. Did that when I was a teenager.

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 2 роки тому

      What, you never pistol whipped grandma after getting high?👵

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 2 роки тому +2

      Yup

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 2 роки тому +4

      @JZ's BFF it's the Trumpublican drug of choice. DJTjr is the poster boy. Kim Gargoyle is the spokesmodel.

  • @solertree8653
    @solertree8653 2 роки тому

    I've ben watching the Colbert show for years and I have never ONCE noticed the ear until now XD. The ear isn't who you are Stephen, your wit and creative vocabulary and nerdy knowledge are why we watch and keep watching.

  • @Andrea.1tree
    @Andrea.1tree 2 роки тому +245

    “Beat an elderly person over the head with a pistol”… who is it that wanted to leave the elderly to die during the coronavirus lockdown? Who wants to get rid of social security?

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 роки тому +61

      I'll go with the GOP for 1,000, Alex. 🤔

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 2 роки тому +45

      Cannabis leads to asking an elderly woman to bake more cookies... go heavy on the chocolate chips, Granny!

    • @dpsamu2000
      @dpsamu2000 2 роки тому +17

      @@cc1k435 I'm sorry, Your answer must be in the form of a question. You lose 1000.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 роки тому +8

      @@dpsamu2000 She asked the questions, so we're moving on down to the big category answers now. 🤣😆

    • @jazzfan7491
      @jazzfan7491 2 роки тому

      And this is the guy who became famous writing a memoir that explained the troubles of those addicted to opioids. what a faker and fool

  • @ultimatenightmares
    @ultimatenightmares 2 роки тому +1

    And lets not forget about the nanny who smoked a joint and put the baby in the oven and put the turkey down in the crib! Facts!!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 2 роки тому +203

    Boy, did I need some good laughs today! Thanks, Stephen & Crew! SO excited for John Lithgow!

    • @mossydog2385
      @mossydog2385 2 роки тому +10

      Really? Ok, I was a bartender, so here goes
      What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
      a stick.......
      Sorry, it won't happen again.
      Ok, yes it will, but you DID express a need to laugh......

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 2 роки тому

      I heard a good one today: How many Trumpanzees does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Trump says it's already screwed in and the dark is fake news.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 роки тому +1

      I'm excited for Rudy!

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 2 роки тому

      You needed a good laugh so you turned on Colbert? Lol that in itself is pretty funny.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 роки тому +3

      @@jeremybenoit759 Since you don't find him funny, why do YOU watch?

  • @Rezorrand
    @Rezorrand 2 роки тому +2

    Damn, I didn't even notice the ear thing until it was specifically pointed out, and I've been watching his stuff for years. I'll probably forget about it soon afterwards too.

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp6360 2 роки тому +79

    The first time scientists put a "critter-cam" on a bear, she wandered into the woods and met up with a bunch of other females with their cubs. Four generations of Mama bears grooming and grunting. No one had ever seen this behavior.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 роки тому +6

      Wow! That’s cool, wish I could see the footage!

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 2 роки тому +3

      Aww that's so sweet!

    • @edwardroche2480
      @edwardroche2480 2 роки тому +5

      I've been watching a family of raccoons for about 20 years and they have several Generations hanging out together. They live for 25 to 40 years so they undoubtedly have family relationship, they travel together eat together and the only thing I haven't seen them do is groom together.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +6

      @@edwardroche2480 Actually raccoons only live about 5 to 7 years in the wild

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 2 роки тому +1

      Yes!

  • @willene58
    @willene58 2 роки тому +1

    Pres.Biden is wonderful-such a good heart .Congrats and we will celebrate!!!

  • @CS-pj8wj
    @CS-pj8wj 2 роки тому +207

    The Fat Bear Week contest is real! So was the scandal. And yes, bear 747 Colbert, is also known as Bear Force One!

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 2 роки тому +8

      Correction: That is Trumps porn name

    • @cbird4922
      @cbird4922 2 роки тому

      @@TheKaiTetley they assign names to the gimps in pee porn?

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +5

      But who won? 747?

    • @adrianacota
      @adrianacota 2 роки тому +5

      @@LindaC616 Yes 747 won

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 2 роки тому

      Wasn't Colbert supposedly afraid of bears and made bear horror segments quite frequently?

  • @SquashBlossom62
    @SquashBlossom62 2 роки тому +163

    Stephan is the SH*T. Cool AF and brilliantly funny! His writing staff and crew are beyond compare. 👏👏👏😄

    • @eoe3193
      @eoe3193 2 роки тому +4

      That joke about President Joe Biden and the video clips at the end took me out 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @anjailmuhammad300
      @anjailmuhammad300 2 роки тому

      Hands down!!!!

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 2 роки тому

      Stephen is a shill for big business and the commie liberal government, he is a sick, soulless sycophant

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma 2 роки тому

      Learn his name at least. Ok?

    • @OLE9191
      @OLE9191 2 роки тому

      being lied to by a globalist agenda puppet...wake TF up!

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 2 роки тому +52

    I love the ear trick, and anyway beauty is in the eye of the bear-holder (and Colbert has a Col-bear.)
    🐻🏆

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema 2 роки тому +3

      I would have never noticed it, ever, if he had not pointed it out! It's like the Tom Cruise tooth thing.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 роки тому

      What ear trick?

    • @tayler7441
      @tayler7441 2 роки тому +1

      2:18 ear trick

  • @Culinary_Nerds
    @Culinary_Nerds 2 роки тому +32

    My favorite look A like dad is on. Thank you Stephen. You made my night

  • @merryg6670
    @merryg6670 2 роки тому +2

    Omg, the sound effects almost made me spit out my coffee 😂

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 2 роки тому +16

    That last part with the sound effects just killed me! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @kushpacsmike
    @kushpacsmike 2 роки тому +5

    One of the funniest in a while and they are always good. TY!

  • @breal7277
    @breal7277 2 роки тому +21

    Always a joy to watch...makes the dreary news easier to hear.

  • @Balaskh
    @Balaskh 2 роки тому

    Wow I've been following Stephen for some 6 years now and I had never noticed the ear! Wild. Thank you fat bears for raising Colbert ear awareness!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +61

    In southeast Asian countries, the older you are the bigger your birthday party is supposed to be. It's an acknowledgement of how you managed to still remain healthy enough to be alive and kicking despite being older than dirt. It also speaks to how much life experiences you've accumulated and how you're supposed to be a treasure trove of life lessons and guidance for the inexperienced young folks.
    So why shouldn't they throw Grampa Joe a birthday bash? He managed to remain alive and healthy at 80 AND holding the toughest job in the country! Give him his party, dammit!

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 2 роки тому +1

      I said the same thing, at 80 he can't out think most 30 yr olds.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 2 роки тому +5

      He's doing refreshingly well at Presidenting too. He deserves the celebration.

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 2 роки тому +1

      I totally agree. Joe Biden should have the party of the century with all his extended family. In fact, why doesn't he have special activities for every hour to symbolize the decade he's lived in? At one o'clock, bob for apples like in the '40; at two, rock'n roll like in the '50; at 3 pm, hula-hoop like in the '60; at 4 pm, experiment with marijuana like in the '70, etc.

  • @plyric
    @plyric 2 роки тому

    You know, all these many years I've watched Stephen Colbert and NOT ONCE have I EVER noticed his ear until he just pointed it out. Personality wholly is what counts. I ❤❤❤❤ Stephen Colbert!!! 😊

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion 2 роки тому +511

    Grateful for my nightly dose of Stephen monolog.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +14

      I was waiting for this, and I was not disappointed!

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 2 роки тому +13

      Nightly? It's 6am here in Europe!

    • @hsoderberg6505
      @hsoderberg6505 2 роки тому +10

      Like a soothing bedtime story after a day of scary news.

    • @nahuelma97
      @nahuelma97 2 роки тому +3

      I'm watching while I have dinner at 1:20am before I go to bed lol

    • @rosenthaldiscount
      @rosenthaldiscount 2 роки тому

      putin=hitler2

  • @jn6856
    @jn6856 2 роки тому +2

    I totally did not just play with my ear for 10 mins trying to get it to stick like Stephens.

  • @Rubenlf619
    @Rubenlf619 2 роки тому +28

    Kudos to Stephen and the show’s writers!! Always on fire, and amazingly funny! Love the show!! Hope to see it live in NYC one day ❤

  • @RobinBuckleyPhotographer
    @RobinBuckleyPhotographer 2 роки тому

    Best take down of the Zuck (yuck)-Berg ever! Brilliant!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +18

    Don't worry, Stephen... Beauty is in the ear of the beholder.

  • @neilguylindberg6672
    @neilguylindberg6672 2 роки тому

    I never noticed the ear before. No going back! Thanks a lot Col-bear!

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn 2 роки тому +28

    Getting kicked in the potatoes was right there!
    🤦🏽‍♀️ come on Stephen 🤭😎

    • @karenconroy-3dogma
      @karenconroy-3dogma 2 роки тому +1

      Lol I was thinking same thing

    • @JuliusRCost
      @JuliusRCost 2 роки тому

      Lol… hi Luna sorry where are you from if you don’t mind me asking

  • @CorusM
    @CorusM 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly speaking I never noticed the defect on Stephen's ear, but now now I can't unsee it. 😢

  • @xenon54
    @xenon54 2 роки тому +10

    Alaska is so spread out that a fat bear contest is some fun that far and few between neighbors can call in about.👍👍👍

  • @henrikhendrickson2375
    @henrikhendrickson2375 2 роки тому +5

    Really, really good jokes here, loved the monologue.
    Also, I hadn't noticed Stephen's elf ear before now, but it fits the nerdiest man in Middle Earth! Rock it, Stephen! But please, don't go to the West with the rest of your fair people, stay here with us a bit longer!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I thought! An elf!

  • @debraonger282
    @debraonger282 2 роки тому +40

    Hello Stephen. Thank you for all the laughs.

    • @jismism9515
      @jismism9515 2 роки тому

      Hello Debra - REALLY? This guy sux

    • @JuliusRCost
      @JuliusRCost 2 роки тому

      Hi Debra can i ask you a question if you don’t mind

  • @richparker3048
    @richparker3048 2 роки тому

    I've never noticed the ear. Now I can't unsee that. Thanks Steven.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +44

    Yeah... I'm bulking up lately in... uh... solidarity with the bears.
    * darts eyes *

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah... I've been doing that every year...

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 2 роки тому +2

      Commendable, if you ask me. 🐻🍯

    • @mortisCZ
      @mortisCZ 2 роки тому +2

      Winter migh be long. Bulk up when you can! ✌

    • @VP_A-Team
      @VP_A-Team 2 роки тому +1

      I take pride in my discipline so refuse to procrastinate: I start bulking up in spring... early spring or even late winter... now you just gave me the -excuse- justification I needed. Thanks. !!! FOR THE BEARS !!!

  • @WhiteFangofWar
    @WhiteFangofWar 2 роки тому +1

    Not just airport websites; seeing a lot of angry pro-Putin spambots spewing their nonsense on this site. A good sign of their desperation, perhaps.

  • @nightowl6260
    @nightowl6260 2 роки тому +63

    I can't thank you enough for this episode.

  • @8584zender
    @8584zender 2 роки тому +1

    OK seriously, the robot sound effect on that last Biden clip was LOL funny.

    • @youtubeuser5683
      @youtubeuser5683 2 роки тому

      I had to come back to find the clip to laugh at it again at 3am. It is literally the funniest thing I've seen all week.

  • @starsabove8059
    @starsabove8059 2 роки тому +88

    When Stephen Colbert is on rhe air, it just seems the news is more "bear"able.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +6

      I'll finish your rhyme:
      "When Stephen Colbert is on the air, the news is so much easier to bear." 🙂

  • @americandelusion
    @americandelusion 2 роки тому

    Bravo Colbert thank you!!!!! 🙏 👏👏👏👏👏✨✨👏👏👏👏

  • @Lunar-Shadows
    @Lunar-Shadows 2 роки тому +29

    I am going to be completely honest. I never noticed one of his ears are wrong. I think that says something, that I don't pay attention sometimes and shows how good a personality he is.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому

      True, same, although most of the time, he's seated at the desk with the camera on the other side

  • @dominiclowther9130
    @dominiclowther9130 2 роки тому

    Literally never noticed Stephens ear now can't stop looking thanks colbear

  • @laurawestenra
    @laurawestenra 2 роки тому +14

    Sisters raising their kids together is actually a show I would watch.

  • @sidneyrayproctor
    @sidneyrayproctor 2 роки тому +1

    Oh no step rabbit im stuck was a missed opportunity 😢 lol ❤️ 😆

    • @J2982able
      @J2982able 2 роки тому +1

      What are you doing step-rabbit?

  • @penguinista
    @penguinista 2 роки тому +26

    "The important thing is, whoever wins, an Ohio Senator will do something with an ass." at 7:33 was indubitable.

  • @jayclark8284
    @jayclark8284 2 роки тому +1

    Grand theft nacho...gold! 😂😂😂

  • @gardnerhill9073
    @gardnerhill9073 2 роки тому +605

    Big congrats to 747 - aka Colbert - reclaiming his 2020 title to be Fat Bear 2022!

    • @kathryndavidson5056
      @kathryndavidson5056 2 роки тому +13

      I’m so glad I’m not the only person who remembered!

    • @renobutters
      @renobutters 2 роки тому +15

      Four more bears!! 😂

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 2 роки тому +8

      I can't find on their side name Colbert, they seems to refer to him only by 747

    • @SCBJQ
      @SCBJQ 2 роки тому +4

      I love 747!

    • @liquidaardvark
      @liquidaardvark 2 роки тому +9

      @@8draco8 He's also known as The Bearplane.

  • @jodih5313
    @jodih5313 2 роки тому +1

    Kinda sad society is so ageist we have to downplay the president turning 80. The Queen was a vibrant, engaged role model until her death in her mid nineties. Her birthdays were huge celebrations.

  • @unlawfulcoconut7291
    @unlawfulcoconut7291 2 роки тому +6

    “Oh no rabbit I’m stuck” XD

  • @MdW4177
    @MdW4177 2 роки тому +2

    We’ve certainly come a long way from bears being “godless killing machines”!

  • @pdjhh
    @pdjhh 2 роки тому +1

    Oh no rabbit I’m stuck one of the most underrated comedy lines of the year tbf.

  • @BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x
    @BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x 2 роки тому +76

    Twinkle, twinkle, little Czar. You’re not the genius Donnie said you are.

  • @jenniferh8148
    @jenniferh8148 2 роки тому

    I took my mother for a spa weekend in the Hamptons for her 80th birthday and it was lit! Massages cocktails & lots of wine!

  • @chicagoboy1106
    @chicagoboy1106 2 роки тому +2

    *Vote! Vote Democrat! Vote for American Democracy! 🇺🇸🗽🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊!*

  • @timmartin8191
    @timmartin8191 2 роки тому +15

    Love you Stephen. Go Cold Bear!!!!!

  • @AnexoRialto
    @AnexoRialto 2 роки тому +1

    JD Vance has gone to the "weed causes crime" argument from the war on drugs. Ronald Reagan called and says Vance owes him royalties.

  • @joeb4142
    @joeb4142 2 роки тому +114

    This was great 😆 Thanks Stephen and Emmy Award winning writers! 🏆

  • @mariahgrimes207
    @mariahgrimes207 2 роки тому +1

    That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve seen in a hot minute.
    Voting on fat bears? Yes!!!!!!

  • @tjm11015
    @tjm11015 2 роки тому +2

    I've watched this man for ears I MEAN YEARS, and I honestly have never noticed that his right ear was disproportionate, seriously, never even noticed. Thanks Steve-O, now I'm going to have to get even drunker and, idk, close one eye or something to counteract my o.c.d.🧐

  • @332wildcat
    @332wildcat 2 роки тому

    2:16 Only a small part of why we all love you, Stephen!

  • @michaellarkin6158
    @michaellarkin6158 2 роки тому +145

    Grin and Bear it would be funnier than 99% of US sitcoms

    • @michaellarkin6158
      @michaellarkin6158 2 роки тому +6

      But then heard Kevin James would be in it. SO would not be funny

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@michaellarkin6158 Remember when Kevin James played the president in a movie and everyone critisized it for being too unrealistic? Yeah, I believe it now.

    • @dalastdon2574
      @dalastdon2574 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed. Then again, there are hardly any sitcoms on anymore. Everything is a reality show or something with a first responder.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +1

      @@dalastdon2574 agreed. Haven't had tv in a year, and don't feel like I'm missing much

  • @edouardmetulescu2504
    @edouardmetulescu2504 2 роки тому

    I have been watching the Late Show for .. I don't know how many years and never, ever noticed the ear.

  • @basharahmad9741
    @basharahmad9741 2 роки тому +44

    That was a great show today. Thank you for the great laughs

    • @jismism9515
      @jismism9515 2 роки тому

      WHAT? U attended the taping?

  • @xenosaga8436
    @xenosaga8436 2 роки тому +3

    I agree with Vance. We can't be soft on crime. Let's start by throwing Trump in jail for all the crimes he's committed.

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor 2 роки тому +7

    That sound effects made me double-up! Thanks for the giggles!

  • @johnshite4656
    @johnshite4656 2 роки тому

    Wow, the ears, out of a decade or more of watching Colbert and I NEVER noticed the asymmetrical ears. I mean, a deformity that people don't even notice is probably the BEST type of deformity to have. You know, unless it.... _down there!_

  • @hannahz425
    @hannahz425 2 роки тому +11

    Thank you for being you Stephen ❤

  • @Daskamania
    @Daskamania 2 роки тому +2

    I never noticed his ear until now

  • @Tipton_Wildlife
    @Tipton_Wildlife 2 роки тому +8

    Fat bear week is the superbowl for wildlife photogs. Holly is my favorite!

    • @nuclearhotseat1550
      @nuclearhotseat1550 2 роки тому +2

      I love 'em all - Otis, Holly, Grazer and the Grazerettes, 909 and 910 and their COY, and my latest fave, Bucky Dent.

  • @cesarborboa1011
    @cesarborboa1011 2 роки тому

    I've been following you for about 3 years, and I've never paid attention to your ear, you're perfect just the way you are, God bless you

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 2 роки тому +9

    Stephen!! Omg I’m cracking up 😭 and your ear bear buddy is the cutest thing 🙌

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i 2 роки тому

    Again, loving the rhythms this band is playing!!

  • @yourfavoritenpc8510
    @yourfavoritenpc8510 2 роки тому +6

    I’ve been watching Colbert ever since before the March to restore sanity and/or fear this is the first time I’ve even noticed his ear