Putin's Bridge Of Dreams Blown Up | Fox Backpedals On Kanye | Dr. Oz Poses With Hitler's Car

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  • @copernicofelinis
    @copernicofelinis Рік тому +787

    Fighting dolphins? For what porpoise?
    I'll show myself out.

    • @droo4236
      @droo4236 Рік тому +18

      Nice!!

    • @B__C__
      @B__C__ Рік тому +84

      Just for the halibut.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому +64

      Thanks for making me nearly choke on my tomato soup.
      That nearly fin-ished me!

    • @maskedmallard537
      @maskedmallard537 Рік тому +72

      Uh oh, casualty. Somebody call the sturgeon!

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Рік тому +24

      Y'all are too much🐬🐟🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @Iamtk777
    @Iamtk777 Рік тому +318

    How do you accidentally give a speech in front of Hitler's car?

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Рік тому +9

      That just made me flash back to James Woods on The Simpsons: "I see... Uh huh... Actually, that's a pretty good explanation."

    • @PitFriend1
      @PitFriend1 Рік тому +48

      When the party you’re a member of is so deep into fascism you stop noticing things like Hitler’s car being right behind you.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Рік тому +33

      Why would you think it's an accident?

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 Рік тому +8

      He probably thought it was an old Billionaire's artifact ! Like, from "The Gilded Age" ! ! Historically upper class.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Рік тому

      No accident….. it was made to appeal to the Fascist-Nazi arm of the GOP in PA…as he wanted to make sure that they were not forgotten!……. Not a joke!

  • @corynardin
    @corynardin Рік тому +748

    You forgot the third thing wrong with the oz speech, it was in California. He is supposed to be running for the Pennsylvania senate seat.

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 Рік тому +100

      And lives in neither.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +100

      At this point I'm not even sure Dr. Oz is a U.S. citizen or a real doctor.

    • @cea6770
      @cea6770 Рік тому +76

      He's not a real doctor. He has a MD, but hasn't been a clinical doctor (which is what people usually mean by 'real doctor') for decades.

    • @FiferSkipper
      @FiferSkipper Рік тому +51

      @@gamepapa1211 Maybe we need to see his birth certificate?

    • @corynardin
      @corynardin Рік тому +33

      @@gamepapa1211 we could go Q and call him a lizard person.

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx Рік тому +217

    I feel bad for all those dolphins that failed to protect the bridge. It's going to be hard to make it look like an accident when they fall out of a window...

    • @Leota18
      @Leota18 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc Рік тому

      Putin will say it was suicide, because they did it on porpoise.

    • @chocomojo9552
      @chocomojo9552 Рік тому +5

      These damn Windows...

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Рік тому +6

      🐬: “yes…‘failed to protect.’ Let’s go with that.” 😏

  • @LadyMorgaine1976
    @LadyMorgaine1976 Рік тому +5

    Thanks to Ukraine we (Portugal) now have the longest bridge in Europe again! 👍

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +219

    Maybe the Russian dolphins blew it up... on porpoise?

  • @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp
    @PatriciaPerez-kt7rp Рік тому +772

    Only someone free of thought would call slavery a choice.

    • @lissarodrigues8950
      @lissarodrigues8950 Рік тому +1

      It probably becamee after all the hopes were lost (you know after all the fights nothing happened you mind as well cave in.)

    • @Retrovorious
      @Retrovorious Рік тому +40

      Kanye would probably use the same argument to say rapes are choices too.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Рік тому +26

      I feel like people who agree with him do so because he's considered a genius and if they can understand his craziness they must be intelligent too. Idk I really can't think of any reason besides that or being a straight up idiot haha

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA Рік тому +33

      @@sea_triscuit7980 Kanye? A Genius? I thought he was a gay fish.

    • @monatheblunt794
      @monatheblunt794 Рік тому

      Don’t let others decide what you think for yourself. Watch the full interview Kanye interview. Neither side is telling the whole truth. It’s in your best interest to see why major news always make the conservatives look crazy without actually saying what they said
      Tucker asked Ye why he wrote “White lives matter” on his shirts and Ye responded “because they do”
      Trust I was and still am a strong leftist but a lot of stuff is starting to not make sense.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +203

    Very fitting that it was called the Bridge of Dreams. Because dreams always come to an end, and then reality sets in.

    • @xena6894
      @xena6894 Рік тому +6

      81 missiles rained on multiple cities afterwards. Bridges and other infrastructures.

    • @MyraPysana
      @MyraPysana Рік тому

      @@xena6894 , even more were sent before. They are terrorists. It would be very strange to try to ask them to stop)

    • @theresabu3000
      @theresabu3000 Рік тому +3

      I think the title of the video is an bit misleading - there was an explosion, but it wasn't blown up.
      It is important infrastructure, traffic was back after a few hours. If at all possible Ukraine wants to keep it too (if they ever get Krim back).

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Рік тому +5

      @@theresabu3000
      I'm not sure Ukraine is going to want to trade with Russia after they take Crimea back. I could see them building a wall along the land border and blowing up the bridge.

    • @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
      @imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Рік тому +1

      @@xena6894
      You proud of blowing up apartment blocks Ivan?

  • @vwwhiteknight
    @vwwhiteknight Рік тому +25

    Absolutely nailed it with Stephen reading a version of Kanye's tweets. Hilarious. Also, making fun of nazis is always a good time.

  • @BGreezey87
    @BGreezey87 Рік тому +12

    Putin: "You destroyed my bridge!"
    Crimea: "Crimea River... "

    • @Kajpaje
      @Kajpaje Рік тому

      That is really clever. Appreciate it. Xx

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +130

    NEWSFLASH: Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football

  • @heartofdawn2341
    @heartofdawn2341 Рік тому +108

    Just like Rudy, Oz got lost. He was meant to go left, but took the third right

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 Рік тому +129

    The look on their faces was priceless.
    If they keep letting him talk, they will be spending a lot of time on damage control.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Рік тому +7

      That look said "Oh, fuck, Sheldon Adelson's gonna be calling about that one. No way we can pretend it's not anti-Semitic to him, and I likes my bonus".

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 Рік тому +1

      @@michaelccozens
      👍

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Рік тому

      Now do Joe Biden. I dare you.

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 Рік тому +4

      @@gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      I have spent the last hour trying to find anything equal too the brain dead statements of Kanye, Trump, Don Jr and the entire republican party, too complain about.
      And for some reason
      have come up empty.
      😁

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Рік тому +1

      ​@@thomasridley8675 Joe Biden asking a dead person to come give a speech should have been first on your list, if you didn't have the memory of a fly. "Jackie, are you there. Where's Jackie?"🤣

  • @feiradragon7915
    @feiradragon7915 Рік тому +2

    The only other reason Hitler's car would make sense being in an air museum, is if it's a Decepticon looking for a new alt mode.

  • @michaelo.johnson5551
    @michaelo.johnson5551 Рік тому +17

    I don't miss a show, the man is a National Treasure

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Рік тому

      Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. We have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage.
      What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...

    • @iannicholson5107
      @iannicholson5107 Рік тому

      That's probably because they're Juvenal delinquents.

    • @daviswall3319
      @daviswall3319 Рік тому

      @@steveng7174 ok Stevie. The first time I read it I had the impression that maybe you knew what you were talking about. You’re really just a Ru$$ian robot 🤖 though aren’t you?

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Рік тому +1467

    Why would Fox walk it back? That's exactly who they are, they should give Kanye the secret handshake and say, welcome to our club.

    • @commensense187
      @commensense187 Рік тому +31

      👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏👏👏

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Рік тому +58

      thank you kanye.. here, we have a cabin for you that once belonged to my uncle tom..
      i think there was a book about it but i never read so i dont know what it was about..

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +1

      Sometimes I wonder if Kanye is insane or he's just sheltered and out of touch. That interview clears it all up: he's just dumb.

    • @SnepBlepVR
      @SnepBlepVR Рік тому +22

      @$hiek Yobooty i think Kanye and Snoop dog need to get back together. Kanye needs a blunt to take that edge off

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +16

      @$hiek Yobooty If only yours was the voice in his head. I don't know how he's made it this far, because clearly his handlers can't handle him.

  • @rebekahogle9021
    @rebekahogle9021 Рік тому +346

    Putin: "This bridge cannot be destroyed".
    Ukraine: "Hold my beer".

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 Рік тому +33

      Putin: "This bridge cannot be destroyed."
      Ukraine: "Challenge accepted."

    • @Black-th3zk
      @Black-th3zk Рік тому +7

      Bridges already fixed an operational

    • @huepix
      @huepix Рік тому +8

      Might as well take this opportunity to celebrate.
      Kyiv already suffering the consequences.
      Keep supporting death and destruction

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

      It was basically Putin's Titanic, and I hope he sinks with it!

    • @kohl1362
      @kohl1362 Рік тому +6

      I feel like Stephen might have been misleading on this, the bridge was "blown up", but was fixed a short time later. Blown up makes it sound like it was reduced to dust when it didn't seem to take much damage.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +625

    Oz kills puppies, OF COURSE he's slime enough to stand in front of Hitler's car. (And congradulations Steven, here's to another 29 years with your lovely wife!)

    • @brianr6651
      @brianr6651 Рік тому +11

      Congratulations*

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +15

      Stephen and Evie are the relationship we all need.

    • @BigSeanH
      @BigSeanH Рік тому +1

      Oz is shit, but Fetterman is worse

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +1

      @@BigSeanH yet only one stands in front of Hitler's car to deliver his campaign speech. Hint: it's the fake TV doctor.

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Рік тому +10

      I would LOVE to stand in front of that 770k Grosser. But I'm a car dork, not a stinking republican piece of dogsh!t.

  • @blascantu7221
    @blascantu7221 Рік тому +5

    Kanye’s brain: is potato 🥔

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson Рік тому +25

    Between writing and delivery, this has to have been one of the best monologues ever. Thank you SO much!

  • @mechanic6682
    @mechanic6682 Рік тому +298

    When Zelensky heard about Putin complaining about the blown up bridge he said "cry me a river".

    • @adderon
      @adderon Рік тому +12

      I sea what you did there

    • @aperfectday736
      @aperfectday736 Рік тому

      Yep but now Zelensky is complaining that atleast 10 cities in the Ukraine are hit by missile strikes.
      Putin sings " The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherf***er burn."

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 Рік тому +4

      It burns

    • @xFukairix
      @xFukairix Рік тому +5

      Zelenskyy is spelled with two y's. I think this is the same ukraine vs russian spelling thing as Kyiv and Kiev, and for some reason people keep using the Russian spelling

    • @louiepadilla76
      @louiepadilla76 Рік тому +4

      @@xFukairix cry me a river

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +22

    Putin must be upset his bridge had an “accident”. 😭 Crimea river.

  • @sassysarina9718
    @sassysarina9718 Рік тому +44

    "The bridge of dreams" is now the bridge of Russian broken dreams 🙂👍

    • @kaiki8490
      @kaiki8490 Рік тому

      Seriously 6 people died in that attack.
      Look up this channel by a ex-marine
      The new atlas
      Brian Berletic

    • @tettts7360
      @tettts7360 Рік тому +1

      Bot time people

    • @tettts7360
      @tettts7360 Рік тому

      @@kaiki8490 Also only three people died, why should I trust some rando to know better?

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +6

      @@kaiki8490 You mean 6 people driving across a bridge they were, repeatedly, warned away from.
      And by 'people', read russian military.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 Рік тому

      @@kaiki8490 6? Yesterday it was 3

  • @neerajamb
    @neerajamb Рік тому +3

    Happy Anniversary Evie and Stephen!!

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Рік тому +1

    That was quite a gift blowing up the bridge that connected Russia to Crimea. That's what I'm talking about!

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 Рік тому +357

    My theory is that Ukraine flipped the Russian dolphins, who really considered themselves to be Ukrainians, and they blew up the bridge.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +24

      This needs to be a movie.

    • @FiferSkipper
      @FiferSkipper Рік тому +24

      I'm pretty sure dolphins can flip themselves...

    • @thefisherking78
      @thefisherking78 Рік тому +17

      Maybe just bribe Russian dolphin via potato

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Рік тому +12

      DOLPH-NADO

    • @kathysmith6413
      @kathysmith6413 Рік тому

      @@thefisherking78 nope need seafiid for tht. that is why they flip

  • @charlescrosswhite4845
    @charlescrosswhite4845 Рік тому +387

    On a scale from one to ten, Joe's speech was an A! 😁

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +17

      I think Grampa Joe was fresh off the dispensary after pardoning those Marijuana crimes. Which is cool. It ain't easy being a gangsta, after all. Gotta take a bit of the edge off somehow.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Рік тому

      Lol

    • @peterbear4413
      @peterbear4413 Рік тому +19

      And yet, still more coherent than anything that comes out of The Orange Guy's mouth.

    • @wordwarrior2350
      @wordwarrior2350 Рік тому +1

      @@gamepapa1211 Wait ´till you get to be his age. You won´t be around to be anything anyone well-known let alone a bank watchman. or a dog catcher. For you, living that long would be a great feat. The only feat you will achieve is taking your feet out of your mouth. Funny huh? I just thought of it now, just for you.

    • @ruthmelicharles5062
      @ruthmelicharles5062 Рік тому

      🤣🤣

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +92

    Reminder: Voter registration deadline for many states is 30 days pre-election. That's tomorrow!

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Рік тому +2

      Yes. Vote Red 🇺🇸

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 Рік тому +16

      @@victorarredondo304for communism? Ok comrade! 🫡

    • @DG-kj6yb
      @DG-kj6yb Рік тому +1

      Not

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone Рік тому

      They are "disenchanted" and want to let insurrectionists like Ron Johnson win because of inflation and gas prices. Well, maga republicans are not disenchanted. They are going to vote.

    • @nestaannjarrett4948
      @nestaannjarrett4948 Рік тому

      @@victorarredondo304 spasita mukda.

  • @glennabate1708
    @glennabate1708 Рік тому +1

    After running out of Afghanistan after being there 20 years and accomplishing nothing I have faith this time getting America in foreign wars will be a good thing.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Рік тому +369

    _It drove me crazy that I couldn't say I like Trump"_ - Said Kanye.
    Imagine Kanye whining about not being able to say something. When has the guy ever filtered himself ? 🤣 That's part of his dysfunction, and why he's in trouble now. He keeps saying what he wants to say, as absurd as they are.

    • @DuckReach432
      @DuckReach432 Рік тому +11

      Damn shame of it, he really is a musical genius. He's got a good life. How the hell does his worldview intersect with the uneducated poor that Trump feeds off? He should be on a beach somewhere writing new songs instead of conjuring up crazy hate-lists.

    • @takkieterror5152
      @takkieterror5152 Рік тому

      Short answer: mental illness

    • @jaelo2314
      @jaelo2314 Рік тому +13

      I'm sure Kanye feels canceled by fellow Americans. The ones he already hates.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 Рік тому +27

      I’m trying to figure out when he’s talking about, because I’m pretty sure he was proudly shouting how he was on the Trump Train since the very beginning.

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 Рік тому +21

      @@Tustin2121 Exactly. He even met him in the White House and proclaimed before the media and the world how much he liked him.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +34

    That was a shoe? I thought it was an upside down bicycle helmet!

  • @MT-dd9iu
    @MT-dd9iu Рік тому +19

    Imagine living in a world where Putin valued human life as much as he does bridges?

    • @jlyngdoh5608
      @jlyngdoh5608 Рік тому +1

      He does value human lives, preferably Russian lives, that's why the bridge was built, and the war started, to make sure NATO keeps it's missiles far away from Russia's borders, so they can intercepted in good time before they do damage. To also make sure resources and people can go back and forth. Don't try to generalize something you don't understand or understand perfectly but trying to paint a biased picture, propaganda no doubt, on Putin's character.

    • @nikoleokanu777
      @nikoleokanu777 Рік тому

      @@jlyngdoh5608 you talk so smart, have you ever watched Scott Ritter, man says the same exact stuff like you...keep up brother

  • @JasonEyestone
    @JasonEyestone Рік тому +2

    🤣 whenever he said “er” for Tucker Carlson and “ye”

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +1161

    Turns out the entire Russian bridge defense...
    ...is potato

  • @Ceares
    @Ceares Рік тому +336

    The fact that the Fox and Friends team blithely rattle on without the bothering to get the entire story I sure will go right over the heads of their viewers.

    • @todradmaker4297
      @todradmaker4297 Рік тому +48

      Going over the head of Fox viewers is a pretty low bar to set,

    • @joshrabatin
      @joshrabatin Рік тому

      That is the goal of Fox...Radicalize and gather as many souls as We can so We can have enough people to "tour" The Capital again in just a few years time.

    • @MC-pt8kv
      @MC-pt8kv Рік тому +18

      That's been their entire strategy for years

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 Рік тому +9

      @@todradmaker4297 - Right! It would hit everyone else in the ankles.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Рік тому

      @@theoutsiderartists1231 You'd be surprised how many institutions still force everyone in their controlled areas to watch Fox News on every captive screen. Eg the US military, for one.
      Then there's the fact that the cable cartel colludes with Fox News to force every cable subscriber gives Fox a unprecedentedly-huge subsidy, whether you watch it or not. @unfoxmycablebox

  • @MsWarriordiva
    @MsWarriordiva Рік тому +116

    Imagine Ye & Trump both not being able to say what they want. Would be heavenly!!!!

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Рік тому

      I wish we had a President that could speak like an adult and not have everything that comes out of his feckless mouth walked back on explained. I'm tempted to vote blue, although I have never, just to keep myself in stitches from laughing so hard at the Biden shit show.

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben Рік тому +4

      I'm all for freedom of speech, but some people seriously take advantage of it, take it too far and use it for ill, and need a muzzle. It might be a right, but rights come with responsibilities and limits.

    • @MCLJJ69
      @MCLJJ69 Рік тому +4

      Lol imagine you not being able to say what you want to say ever….

    • @brockbeckham5020
      @brockbeckham5020 Рік тому

      @@Kelly_Ben we are also free to shut the F up.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel Рік тому

      @@MCLJJ69 Imagine. It's almost like the rest of us can't say what we want about them. Because only the right-wing fascists are allowed to be violent in this country.

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey Рік тому +1

    In the same way one can't openly admit to liking Hitler for pretty much the same reason.

  • @SageGrecoYoutube
    @SageGrecoYoutube Рік тому +2

    The only thing that lightens up a nuclear annihilation joke is a cannibalism joke.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +104

    Russian military dolphins who failed to protect the bridge fell out of a window! 🐬

    • @reginaromsey
      @reginaromsey Рік тому +4

      Became Tuna Sandwiches.

    • @maskedmallard537
      @maskedmallard537 Рік тому +6

      There was unfortunate training exercise with military dolphins. So tragic.

    • @stuartaminion511
      @stuartaminion511 Рік тому +3

      they were to busy holding fins and swimming in a circle to protect bridge. (part of training).

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому

      @@reginaromsey Which go so well with potato.

  • @moonshoes11
    @moonshoes11 Рік тому +5

    There are three kinds of people…
    Those that can count, and those that can’t.

  • @nesseq
    @nesseq Рік тому +22

    Free thinker is someone free of thought. Never thought about it. Thanks Stephen.

    • @anthonymagliaro364
      @anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

      haha..what a silly person you are..your getting advice and insights from Stephen colbert? hahahahaha

    • @nesseq
      @nesseq Рік тому

      @@anthonymagliaro364 oh sorry, did I offend you, your highness of a genius? Do the people in your neighborhood read books by the the brightness of your mind?

    • @anthonymagliaro364
      @anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

      @@nesseq oh darling we do read books; judging by your posts it appears you haven't read much--getting your insights from Colbert--hahaha. but to answer your question - no I am not offended. Your party believes men can have babies-i can't be offended by folks I do not take seriously

    • @nesseq
      @nesseq Рік тому

      @@anthonymagliaro364 porn magazines don't count as educational. But I am sure you read a lot of it.

    • @anthonymagliaro364
      @anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

      @@nesseq oh Maxie darling- that’s all you got? haha ad hominem attacks- i guess when
      you can’t argue or debate the issues…. and who would blame you since Biden has been a disaster for this country along with other democratic leaders … TRUMP 2024

  • @franklinwilson8573
    @franklinwilson8573 Рік тому +1

    Will Somebody PLEASE, Make Kanye, GET BACK ON HIS, MEDS!!!!!!

  • @srf2112
    @srf2112 Рік тому +1

    Just when I thought it was safe to take a sip of coffee Stephen drops the 'nazi nazi bang bang' right at the close.😂It's worth the cleanup.

  • @christinebenson518
    @christinebenson518 Рік тому +169

    Biden should have said American made. Our stove has a sticker that says American made.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому +11

      Not to be confused with American Maid, the Wonder Woman analogue from Tick.

    • @sageabovethemoon21
      @sageabovethemoon21 Рік тому +27

      I really rolled my eyes at his mistake but I know he was heading towards “American Made” and veered. My friend has a stutter issue and it really impacts speech when nervous.

    • @speez71
      @speez71 Рік тому +4

      The sticker was american made. 😐

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux Рік тому

      Certainly not American Assembled.

    • @drcowan3468
      @drcowan3468 Рік тому

      At this point, Diaper Joe doesn't know the difference between America and Australlia. Sad.

  • @basharahmad9741
    @basharahmad9741 Рік тому +92

    Great show and happy anniversary to you both!!!

  • @arnoldbailey7550
    @arnoldbailey7550 Рік тому +25

    kanye, love child of Hershel Walker and Gary Busey, because dumb isn't complete until you add crazy.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому +1

      Ye actually said in this interview: "Trump is great, he made Ivanka"
      I mean, how low can you get?
      That's BS on 7 levels...

    • @Carafeliz6326
      @Carafeliz6326 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @GizmoOnyett
    @GizmoOnyett Рік тому +13

    Yikes. Laughing over the bridge being blown up has not aged well over the last 12 hours 😬 stand strong, Ukraine. 💙💛

    • @lxtatar7773
      @lxtatar7773 Рік тому +2

      I would understand laughing if no civilians were hurt, but several people died... What the hell is wrong with this show

    • @gerrycanyerryyerry9641
      @gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Рік тому

      Russia needs to flatten Zelensky like a pancake.

    • @jamesdevlin6373
      @jamesdevlin6373 Рік тому

      @@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Russia needs to go home and stop killing civilians.

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 Рік тому

    STEPHEN!!! After the Dump era and now the 2 words bit, ( the uncomfortable pause in the beginning was sheer brilliance) I hereby crown you THE GREATEST POLITICAL COMEDIAN TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone Рік тому +140

    Both Candace Owens and Kanye West are essentially Clayton Bigsby in real life.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому +24

      Clayton at least had the excuse of being blind.

    • @Bad_Miracle
      @Bad_Miracle Рік тому +22

      Let's not forget both uncles Ruckus and Tom

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 Рік тому

      Candace sold out to the republicans and kayne went into one of those facebook groups and now thinks that faries are real.

    • @hmdwgf
      @hmdwgf Рік тому +7

      Just cuz I wrote them books don’t mean I’m dumb (yes it does)

    • @tomdement4607
      @tomdement4607 Рік тому

      Lmao

  • @CollinSamatas
    @CollinSamatas Рік тому +280

    Stephen's commentary on Kanye and the Fox news hosts…This is why we does the job he does, and the rest of us get to laugh at his brilliance. Spot on

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

      As a Democrat shill I can say he's really up their a--.

    • @leadoucet1432
      @leadoucet1432 Рік тому +5

      Stephen does have very good writers.

    • @CollinSamatas
      @CollinSamatas Рік тому +17

      @@johnbrowne3950 He's not a shill, he's a talented comedian who holds an esteemed job

    • @BigSeanH
      @BigSeanH Рік тому

      @@CollinSamatas lol... He's absolutely an establishment shill...

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +2

      @@CollinSamatas You mean he has good writers. In fact he has 19.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Рік тому +114

    I'm predicting that after the Midterm Elections the Democrats gain 3 Seats in the Senate making it 51 Democrats, 2 Independents, & 47 Republicans with Warnock beating Walker to maintain his Seat in Georgia, Oz losing to Fetterman in Pennsylvania, Ryan beating Vance in Ohio, & Johnson just barely losing to Barnes in Wisconsin.

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 Рік тому +2

      You forgot the house😂😂 oh wait. Republicans are going to win it

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Рік тому +31

      Please the House gains dems also… 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @merrybutcher2978
      @merrybutcher2978 Рік тому

      @@katsong3302 Moee like crime wave.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Рік тому +1

      Masters is running in Arizona, JD Vance is Ryan's foe.

    • @cathysamborn4709
      @cathysamborn4709 Рік тому +1

      Seriously, what planet are you from or what are you smoking? Have you been in a grocery store, gas station, or paid rent in the last 6 months, your dreaming buddy. I support the democrats but even I am not that naive.

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Рік тому +5

    Thank you Stephen! We need the truth!

  • @SirLoin2418
    @SirLoin2418 Рік тому +2

    "you know the worst thing about a nuclear holocaust? You think it's hard getting a cab NOW...?"
    Gilbert Gottfried

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +1241

    If Putin loses the war, Tucker Carlson may have to quit Fox and work as Putin’s advisor in the Kremlin full time.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Рік тому +32

      he lost it the day he didnt take kyiv by force and executed everyone. and its been unravelling since.

    • @barryt2666
      @barryt2666 Рік тому +35

      I'm sure if Russia rejects him, Victor will give him a TV spot on Team Hungary. With a better haircut and a tan, maybe Italian newscasting? His future looks apocalyptic.

    • @duff3879kazak
      @duff3879kazak Рік тому +14

      To do that, first he has to crawl out of Flag Groper’s ***

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 Рік тому +23

      Oh yes, Putin needs such a wise and knowledgeable man like Carlson to advise him. And when he tans his nuts and starts reading Dr. Suess, I'm sure his country will just dominate the world. And when makes it, he will create a toy to symbolize his country's place in the cultural hierarchy ... Is Potato (head).

    • @davidallison5529
      @davidallison5529 Рік тому

      Tucker already works for the Kremlin. Maybe it's a volunteer position though, nazi intern.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +38

    Happy Anniversary, Stephen and Evie!

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 Рік тому +34

    Happy 29th anniversary to you and your awesome wife Stephen. I hope you both had an awesome weekend.

  • @gailaltschwager7377
    @gailaltschwager7377 Рік тому +1

    Thank you!

  • @michaelSlick50
    @michaelSlick50 Рік тому +293

    I love Biden's confidence when he says his two words: "Made in America". 😆. Point received Joe. Nice work!

    • @Sawmillbandit
      @Sawmillbandit Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BigSeanH
      @BigSeanH Рік тому

      @UC-KPvqiICok8T5Tb1fp-ZgA LOL

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose Рік тому +23

      A few years ago T**** said that was 4 words.

    • @robertfrapples2472
      @robertfrapples2472 Рік тому +3

      How about the "three-letter word- JOBS?" HAW HAW HAW!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +8

      He had all the confidence in the world, bless him.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому +114

    Colbert never dissapoints! Wonderful Comedian

    • @nickf8028
      @nickf8028 Рік тому +6

      Calling this man reciting pre written scripts a comedian is the only joke I've heard

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 Рік тому +4

      @@nickf8028 hey Nick, it's all in the delivery, fella.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Рік тому +5

      @@nickf8028 You must really hate all actors and most singers too.

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Рік тому +1

      Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage.
      What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 Рік тому +1

      @@steveng7174 - Gosh, what a rant. Sounds just like Faux Noose.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +7

    Oz standing in front of Adolf’s car was a Chitty, Chitty thing to do. 💩

  • @michaelfrieber
    @michaelfrieber Рік тому +1

    Man Colbert has become such a schill for the war machine. 15 years ago he would be lampooning this war drumbeat.

  • @havable
    @havable Рік тому +3

    "Two words"
    He was probably supposed to say American Made

  • @papwithanhatchet902
    @papwithanhatchet902 Рік тому +24

    In that picture, even Oz’s eyebrows look like they’re trying to flee from him.

  • @misabbydu
    @misabbydu Рік тому +4

    Soup and a movie is TRUE LOVE.

  • @karenestinson1889
    @karenestinson1889 Рік тому +15

    Congratulations to you both and many more years to come 💖💖💖💖

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 Рік тому +63

    As my British friends would say: Mr West has gone around the twist.

    • @leadoucet1432
      @leadoucet1432 Рік тому

      He's gone Bodmin.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +4

      Man, the Brits have the greatest insults. Sounds so posh and refined.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому +2

      @@gamepapa1211 Nah Italians, Spanish and Greeks learn the art of insults at a young age. You can't help but laugh when they do it to you

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Рік тому +1

      He's got a bit of a slippery wicket, he has!

  • @mindfulobserver1314
    @mindfulobserver1314 Рік тому +5

    Wow! Such great political comedy and satire... amazing job Steve you are the best!

  • @jamesreis3618
    @jamesreis3618 Рік тому +4

    I love Stephen Colbert. He says what we're all thinking unabashedly. 😁😂😂😂😂

    • @anthonymagliaro364
      @anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

      i don't thinkg so little Jimmy; hundreds of millions think Colbert is a liberal lickspittle who sold out long ago

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Рік тому +10

    29th Anniversary? Well, there was one thing Johnny Carson could never say about any of his marriages.

  • @reginaromsey
    @reginaromsey Рік тому +80

    For those who lost children, friends, and loved ones it could not have been worse retaliation.

    • @fmc6338
      @fmc6338 Рік тому +4

      Yup these people cheering war are screwed up

    • @mioneger6909
      @mioneger6909 Рік тому +6

      What about thousands of dead Ukrainian civilians

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому

      @@fmc6338 The ones 'cheering the war' are the deluded russian people who actually believe Kremlin b.s.

    • @susanleslie6178
      @susanleslie6178 Рік тому +22

      @@fmc6338 No one's cheering for war. We cheer when a blameless and outgunned country does some damage to the aggressor.

    • @susanleslie6178
      @susanleslie6178 Рік тому +5

      Who started the war Wanda???

  • @samuellopez1957
    @samuellopez1957 Рік тому

    CONGRATULATIONS STHEPEN C. Yesssssss U Are The REAL DEAL ♥

  • @ghandimauler
    @ghandimauler Рік тому +1

    My folks made 49. All the best Stephen! May you and your wife find you still love flowers as the decades pass.

  • @SAKURA-us9ec
    @SAKURA-us9ec Рік тому +4

    Congratulations on the anniversary and thank you for very funny Monologues

  • @Dose_of_Spirit
    @Dose_of_Spirit Рік тому +29

    You have always been a delight to watch! Both hilarious and informative, and I just wanna say for what its worth thats pretty damn important these days so thank you!

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Рік тому +6

    Karma would be if Tucker Carlson in recognition for his services to Putin and Mother Russia was being paid a percentage of the road toll fees collected at this bridge.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 Рік тому

      Karma would be if he were standing on the bridge went it kablooie. It's the least he deserves.

  • @ehalljay1
    @ehalljay1 Рік тому +77

    Kanye is a mastermind… and Dr. Seuss is a real doctor…

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 Рік тому

      Soo good! 🤪😂🤣😆👍🇺🇲💙

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Рік тому +4

      And Elon Musk is a genius. XD

    • @IMeMineWho
      @IMeMineWho Рік тому

      Lol.

    • @anthonymagliaro364
      @anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

      Kanye is a mastermind...a self-made billionaire- What have you accomplished? and blacks are leaving the democratic party in record numbers little fella...wake up...

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch Рік тому +2

    I like the new band set up BUT I really miss the piano „bing“ sound everytime Stephen gives back his imaginary objects 😅

  • @maboelnreads
    @maboelnreads Рік тому +2

    Maiden America is two words!

  • @brandonmroe265
    @brandonmroe265 Рік тому +36

    Obviously the Ukrainians were celebrating your anniversary with a bang, Stephen! ;) happy for you and Evie!

  • @77cns
    @77cns Рік тому +13

    That dolphin trucker 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +57

    I got two words for ya...
    Joe's still better than the last friggin' guy, by a long shot!

    • @paddyholly2184
      @paddyholly2184 Рік тому +7

      A Frickin Men!
      2 1/2 words. 😉

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 Рік тому +7

      He’s honestly on the better end of the bell curve of Presidents. I happen to like Joe. But that’s just me.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +6

      Isn't that the truth! Joe's going to have to be far, far worse before I'm willing to criticize him even in jest. He's old, but so are a LOT of people in our government.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      Pretty low bar

  • @stevezielonko1386
    @stevezielonko1386 Рік тому +1

    Like many of Putin's cherished friends the Crimean bridge jumped off the roof of a tall building

  • @AB-sy3cg
    @AB-sy3cg Рік тому +4

    Steven is spot on as usual !!brilliant take down!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +5

    Say Nay to Ye.

  • @psdeas7530
    @psdeas7530 Рік тому +4

    “Made’nAmerica”. Almost 1 word! Lol

  • @drgnldy8101
    @drgnldy8101 Рік тому +5

    L’chaim!!!😂😂😂

  • @ruthdepew7212
    @ruthdepew7212 Рік тому +1

    Poor Oz, trying to find Western Pennsylvania, he wound up in California instead of Pittsburgh.

  • @TrueHero123
    @TrueHero123 Рік тому +1

    "Let's cheer on civilians dying in a terrorist attack because Putin!"

  • @Dan-iy1jl
    @Dan-iy1jl Рік тому +30

    Ukrainian allies must enable them to acquire anti-missle defense systems.

    • @leadoucet1432
      @leadoucet1432 Рік тому +3

      Germany said today it would be sending some over, pronto.

    • @xviper2k
      @xviper2k Рік тому

      @Aleksej Zotov Whatever Russia is selling, we're not buying. They have nothing we need. And when the Russian economy completely collapses, which it will, we will rejoice.
      Then the real annexations begin. ;)

  • @tylersmash7134
    @tylersmash7134 Рік тому +49

    Kanye is gonna change his name to Yeetler soon.

    • @cece5088
      @cece5088 Рік тому +7

      give him his meds please!!

    • @filanfyretracker
      @filanfyretracker Рік тому

      maybe he can be yeetlered off Putin's bridge. Whats left of it ;)

    • @brockbeckham5020
      @brockbeckham5020 Рік тому

      @@cece5088 obviously he has had too many drugs. or his meds have nasty side-effects

    • @brockbeckham5020
      @brockbeckham5020 Рік тому

      dat boy K.W. ain't right

  • @Mercury-Wells
    @Mercury-Wells Рік тому +125

    I love Kanye West - he's a great example of how to let fame and money drive you totally insane.

    • @emem2863
      @emem2863 Рік тому +12

      I don't think money and fame made him crazy. When his mother died years ago, his behavior became erratic. He was rich and famous before her death.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares Рік тому +29

      No, he's a great example of someone who isn't taking care of their mental health issues. Fame and money didn't drive him insane, it just made sure that his struggles are visible to the masses and that there are more people willing to ignore them if it benefits them. Believe me, there are plenty of poor people out there like him, but it's their families and friends that deal with it.

    • @Stacietookmyname
      @Stacietookmyname Рік тому

      Maybe you should listen to him. You folks are the mental ones- you let the media form your opinions with their propaganda & outright lies. Seriously, you are gullable. Look elsewhere for real news information- not tv

    • @davidbright6790
      @davidbright6790 Рік тому +14

      Money and fame certainly exacerbated problems.

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa Рік тому

      He was crazy since day 1, the same way Amber Turd was evil since day 1. Fame and money don’t change anyone, they amplify what is already in the person because now they have more resources to do what they want.

  • @robertvanark1800
    @robertvanark1800 Рік тому

    Two words. "Made" and "America". Makes perfect sense...

  • @roni6215
    @roni6215 Рік тому +1

    If the world isn't destroyed by nuclear weapons until Thanksgiving , I will.have survived the 60's twice !

  • @Toolsquatch
    @Toolsquatch Рік тому +12

    Wow, I like how Kanye's grown a crazy-person beard to go with his crazy-person craziness.

    • @IMeMineWho
      @IMeMineWho Рік тому

      I think men whose eyes look like they are in a glam rock band, but have a lumberjack beard are confused as to who they want to be.

  • @Pepsiman2006
    @Pepsiman2006 Рік тому +6

    I heard two words. "Maiden America". No one heard that?

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +1

      Why would he be introducing a new heavy metal band?

  • @Taijifufu
    @Taijifufu Рік тому +14

    That's a big matzo ball the fox hosts dropped in their soup.

  • @vizitiudragos8591
    @vizitiudragos8591 Рік тому +1

    Forget the civilians killed on that bridge explosion.

  • @brucebaker810
    @brucebaker810 Рік тому

    1. Mad, passionate soup.
    2. Let's see, 5 is paper. 50 is gold. Yeah, 29 could be soup. Hey, you make a list of 50 things. A few of 'em are gonna be soup.

  • @CaptEoNinja83
    @CaptEoNinja83 Рік тому +7

    Happy anniversary, Stephen and Evie!! Hugs to you both!

  • @daviswall3319
    @daviswall3319 Рік тому +76

    Happy Anniversary Mr Colbert!! You sir are a national treasure!! Keep on keeping on. I like to think of myself as clever but you and your team is beyond compare. Thank you Colbert team. Y’all kick a$$!! Absolutely hilarious. Music good too. I like that maple board Gibson Louis has. Nice guitar man. Don’t see those too often-

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Рік тому

      Your lazy embrace of Colbert is a testament to our own impoverished comic standards. You have come to accept coy mockery as genuine subversion and snarky mimesis as originality. It would be more accurate to describe our golden age of political comedy as the peak output of a lucrative corporate plantation whose chief export is a cheap and powerful opiate for progressive angst and rage.
      What Stewart and Colbert do most nights is convert civic villainy into disposable laughs. They prefer Horatian satire to Juvenalian, and thus treat the ills of modern media and politics as matters of folly, not concerted evil. Rather than targeting the obscene cruelties borne of greed and fostered by apathy, they harp on a rogues’ gallery of hypocrites familiar to anyone with a TiVo or a functioning memory. Wit, exaggeration, and gentle mockery trump ridicule and invective. The goal is to mollify people, not incite them...

    • @daviswall3319
      @daviswall3319 Рік тому +1

      @@steveng7174 well t rump does make mockery easy. What about the guitar that I like so much? How come you didn’t criticize me for that? Surely you have something in your vocabulary to impress upon me, no?

    • @anthonymagliaro364
      @anthonymagliaro364 Рік тому

      Colbert is a " national treasure"? Really? I was thinking more of a national moron- a shill; a liberal lickspittle who sold is soul long ago for wokeness idiocracy