Trump's current administration, though not yet started, is already too much. All the news universe is dominated by his nominations. How can we get ahead of this chaotic staging?
I work in the grocery industry. Watch what happens when we have to raise prices due to the increased tariffs and labor shortages. Remember, the Rich don't worry about food costs. But if Maria gets deported, idk. Buy your guacamole now, freeze it, and it will be the best investment since COVID toilet paper.
The party the represent the rich is de democratic party, just look at the donations and you will see. You have to read before making this stupid comments.
Obamacare aka ACA is horrible except for what we had before. want better? Actually do it like Canada or most any western European country and some in Central America.
He could have easily said that he meant journalists in general, but his brain isn't as sharp nor as quick as standup comedians much less geniuses like his uncle from MIT @@GaryWayneMyers
You can sense Macron's duscomfort when Trump said that. He knew the doofus was thinking of white French when now the French also means people from all parts of the world who had settled there.
Pretty sure they speak French in Haiti ( he speaks so highly of that country), oh dementia Donny 😂 They’re speaking languages no one has even heard of….
A majority, even! You can say the people who didn't vote, voted by not voting against TFG. They knew what could happen due to their corrective inaction, yet they refused to vote anyway. Especially frustrating are those people who were eligible to vote and could've done so from the comfort of their own home. They could've researched the candidates and their policies (some states even include a pamphlet with the relevant information with the ballot) on their own time and voted when they were ready but no. It was, apparently, too much effort to expend to take advantage of one of the few ways American citizens can make their voice heard politically.
Jill Biden is not smiling. She is kind of making a face that teachers sometimes use if what a student is saying, does not make any sense. There is also glimmer of contempt.
@@yasuke1280 I like how MAGA discovered the words "cope" and "coping" like a 3 year old and are using it everywhere like how Trump discovered the words "grocery" and "groceries." Prove me wrong.
Trump is actually a first-rate candidate for a Front Line leader. If an enemy ever captured him, their best interrogators wouldn't be able to extract any sensible information from him.
Great show Jimmy , the USA needs people like you so they can have some humour in the disastrous future that they have created with your new President elect. Love to see you in Australia winding us up , we don’t take offence when politicians get hammered for their incompetence. Cheers 🥂
Don't worry the majority got it right and the 99% will be doing much better soon. Those who still can't see the lies yet (not so smart) have hope as it will get easier soon.
Please don't insult circusses. They entertain us better, cost less, don't cheat and steal, take their job seriously and don't threaten to destroy the entertainment industry, so that only circusses remain.
trump said he love diddy is a good friend of im ... he a VERY good guy well, we know wy hge love im... lol cause elvis is alive and we know who it is guys, yep trump is elvis but with dose party you ave to change your entire life yep we know everyting
I still have a hard time reading all of these comments from people that live only in the liberal bubble of intellectual intolerance and ignorance. They obviously prefer to be sheeple, that never leave their pasture to seek news and information from other sources. Their intolerance and inability to accept other opinions solidifies my opinion they are the ultimate definition of close-minded individuals.
You have a human emotion attached to a person in government office whose policies affect it's citizens lives? Emotion playing any part at all in decision making process?
@@betsyminor4539 it cant be worse then the last four years biden n friends haven't helped the world in anyway there are way more wars going on around the world yhis due to weak leaders in America in canada in any country wars happen from weak leaders
Could it possibly be that you may have been misinformed. I believe it was Twain who said " its easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they have been fooled."
He is the father of IVF and groceries. Two things he knows everything about. Wait, two of the things he knows nothing about. We’re in so much trouble. 👿
@LVorenus😂😂😂 Biden! That’s a good one! You hear that? He said Biden!! As if he’s the criminal one! 😂😂😂😂 God you are funny !! Biden! Where did you get that one from? That is so original !! 😂😂😂 Biden! Exactly!
The stupidity of the majority of Americans still amazes me. I’ve got no doubts that they had legitimate concerns that needed addressing, but how they can watch that idiot and still believe he’s the one to sort their problems is beyond me.
The only time I don’t mind hearing Trump’s name is during your monologues! The fact that you get under his thin skin so bad is an extra bonus for me! Keep up the great work!
I honestly only watch Kimmel because he’s the late night host seems to hate the most for some reason and that is just so hilarious to me for some reason especially since I feel like Fallon is way more insufferable than Kimble and that has to be saying something
Missing the point. If everything was normal in their visit, you’d likely never hear about it. Throw in a weird handshake and this visit is covered on every news and late night show.
Watching your program this evening, as funny as it was, it actually made me want to cry to think that we could be watching Kamala speak about her amazing plans for her government. I am still heartbroken to think what this country is going to become.
You are delusional and in 4 years time you will have deleted all your delusional comments.. Maybe even in less than one year. Trump is about to rectify all the horrendous mistakes and terrible situations Biden has created. I don't see how anyone can live through the last 4 years and not realise how bad Biden's admin has been for the world. Wake up.
Yeah, but that would show too many Lefties (me an Independent that doesn't Vote because I am Not Voting for the Far Left or Far Right!) how he is actually mostly Joking, and Would Ruin all the things you Try to Warp in lil Sound Bites...
@@randyross5630 You don't have to vote for the far left, but you can vote for democrats instead. They are centred liberals, but if you rather stick with the false narrative republicans painted on Dems, you ARE helping Republicans by not voting. Fact.
The interviewer could've said Affordable care act just to prove that he does not know that it is the same as Obamacare, but then his supporters will say: "what he meant to say was..." we've been through this before, more than once too. FML
Your person at the same time is coming to a conclusion based upon a humans assumption of something regarding another human. Not a scientific certainty.
@gamezonereactions8388 Yeah, because unlike Republicans who cry wolf about Obama coming to take away their guns, Trump is threatening to jail ppl who disagreed with him, "wronged" him, fact-checked him and/or didn't like him.
Once asked why he tells so many lies about journalists he knows are truthful & well-respected, he replied, “so that when you write bad things about me, no one will believe you.”
The US has had a decades-long reputation of being the most gullible and the dumbest nation on the planet, but it's really outdone itself this time. It will be no longer taken seriously as a country by the rest of the world, nor should it be. What an embarrassment.
@LVorenus "Work" in this case meaning split time between golfing and telling the world how awesome you're going to make it. And then golfing some more.
His concepts of a plan for healthcare are SO good that, get this, we wont ever even see it. WOW. That level of con and stupidity is so off the charts, we have never ever seen anything like it before.
Such a dignified, reserved, and public service oriented family - what a joy it will be for them to be setting the standards and being examples for the whole country to follow. Oh, wait ... that's not right; when you think about it, they're actually terrible, terrible people, and the complete opposite of the above, in every way.
Thank you Jimmy for being my new news channel, I just can't deal with anything else right now, maybe for the next 4 years you are it! Thanks for persevering for us! You are so at the top of your game, I nominate you for the man of the year!
He was really displaying his crap at the cathedral? I don't know why his low class acts surprise me anymore! Once a grifter always a grifter, how embarrassing.
all female reporters/journalists/politicians need to start calmly calling him out for his condescending, misogynistic attempts at gaslighting. it's ridiculous and allows others to keep doing this, thinking if orange leader can get away with it... they can just "make me a sammitch" us away.
We are going to need these monologues to survive the next 4 years. If we don't laugh a little, we're gonna be crying and pulling all our hair out. Thanks, Jimmy!
This man…seriously just heard the word ‘groceries’…and now he’s using the “real simple” word “groceries” like he created the word. What an embarrassment to the human race than man-child is.
I'm watching this early in the morning, thanks for starting my day with lots of laughs.
Are you even real?
I love it Jimmy "THE FUTURE KING AND THE BURGER KING"🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was Perfect, wasn't it❣️
@marymoreira1360 my favorite was "he still can't tell when a woman is Faking It"
Loved that, too!!🤣😂
The Prince of Whales and the Beluga whale (who sits like a Walrus)… also pretty good 🤣
'Prince William, the future King & the Burger King', Jimmy classic comment!!
and don't forget...."the Prince of Whales and the Beluga that sits like a walrus"
This was my favorite comment! 😂🤣😂
Best line of the monologue
@@swifty1969also a great line.
Creative writers:
The future King and the Burger King
The Prince of Whales and the Beluga (who sits like a walrus)
Oh Jimmy, it’s going to be a LONG four years! Thank you for making me laugh!
Trump's current administration, though not yet started, is already too much. All the news universe is dominated by his nominations. How can we get ahead of this chaotic staging?
He will be canceled before your four years. 😅
Best one ever, Jimmy. I lauughed out loud!
❤
Thank you Jimmy so much for
Please stay safe and keep going
We’re counting on you !!
Jimmy, you make our misery into jokes. 😅😅😅😅
@@Joe-wb1xhbut when the laughing stops the misery and gloom returns and the bottles of medicine and alcohol start popping 😂😂😂😂
We love your liberal tears.
Cry.
Cry that democracy and the people stood up and showed you that your wrong.
@donaldfox6323
Too bad the democracy will live until January 21st 2025.
@@Joe-wb1xhdemocracy will still live on. Just not Democrat power.
“Darth Tax Evader….. the future King and the Burger King, the Prince of Wales and the Beluga, but he sits like a walrus” 🤣 🤣 🤣
That was too funny!!😂😂😂
Excellent joke writing.
Too freakin funny!!
Trump sounds ill.
Oh, this is why the Right says the Left can't Meme, I get it now.... How did you get 183 Likes for saying something a 4th Grader would know is Lame!
I work in the grocery industry. Watch what happens when we have to raise prices due to the increased tariffs and labor shortages. Remember, the Rich don't worry about food costs. But if Maria gets deported, idk. Buy your guacamole now, freeze it, and it will be the best investment since COVID toilet paper.
The party the represent the rich is de democratic party, just look at the donations and you will see. You have to read before making this stupid comments.
"F CHRISTMAS", but if you act now you can get one of my special
F Christmas ornaments! 😂😂😂
She is the perfect match for Donald!!!
Ditto, but it definitely proves being with a grifter is very contagious!
Yet hates being around him so much she won't stay in the white house this time LMAO
The Trumps are tacky. Plain and simple.
Both greedy snake oil salesmen and classless.
Get it now for $19.95 before tariffs kick in. Made in China 🇨🇳
If i told my supervisor, i had "concepts of my work done. ".... Congratulations, America! 😢
I also had 'concepts of paying my taxes'...
An some citizens buy his BS answers and beliefs
Who tied his tie?
Elon has taken over the role of Trump’s FLOTUS😘
Watch him give us Universal Healthcare, best grift ever, DJT 😂
Look forward to your monologue every night. Sanity time!! ❤
Jimmy likes monologues
There is no sanity in Jimmy's diminishing mind.
@@theunknowncommenter725 You must mean Trump.
look forward to him going to jail
@@gerald5175 Trump lives rent-free and Jimmy's head, and he's crying and whining about him in every show.
Oh we Love you Jimmy!
“Groceries.” What a putz.
Truly. His putzness, his putzosity, knows no bounds.
"They" seem to love him, no matter what.
A schlemiel, even.
You can tell he had to practice saying that word for weeks.
And he doesn't even know how a checkout lane works
Jimmy's a Real 1 & A Great Host 😎
This was brilliant! I love it!
Jimmy you are amazing!
Just once I'd like to see an interviewer look at him and say, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Every question that he doesn't like is nasty. What a moron!
@@hermanlong5262 he’s used to the soft questions that Fox always gives him.
It’s not that he doesn’t like the question it’s because he can’t find the right words to answer as his vocabulary is limited
Gawd, I NEED this show. It keeps me sane.
Then you may have actual problems.
😂
This show isn't made for the sane.
Ragebait... feminist
@@morbidmanmusic Naah, we need to laugh at the insanity of it all, it’s the best way.
I have never been disappointed in Jimmy's monologue. I would definitely buy that game :)
Jimmy, you are gold!
No he is trash
Golden crap that's not funny
@KeiVeureschy777 why because y’all’s dictator says so ? Well not y’all’s but the MAGATS
@keshavmaheshwari894 Jimmy's gonna receive the tax cut, not you
Jimmy is embarrassing, still crying because Trump won
Some of your best work, Jimmy and Team!
"He had to use that picture because he doesn't have a picture of his own wife smiling at him" a whole new level of BURN 😂
I look forward to seeing your show every day. Never stop doing what you’re doing!!
The ACA is so bad, he can’t think of a single thing to replace it in 9 years.
probably just end up renaming it and telling his cult it's new, like when Melania plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech word for word
DONALDS' GLORIOUSE HEALING HANDS
Obamacare aka ACA is horrible except for what we had before. want better? Actually do it like Canada or most any western European country and some in Central America.
Concepts of plans of ideas of possibilities of mounds of nothing.
To be fair, he can't think. Metaphorically speaking, ofc.
Thank you for continuing to be speaking truth to power while making it palpable.
@@CRPierre no truth to power. Just slander and grudges.
@@theunknowncommenter725😂😂
Totally disgusted by this fascist
You are talking about Trump right?
@ yes
Absolutely hilarious Great job Jimmy & all the writers 🤣🥰
We love your show jimmy kimmel
BOT
@@bluwnghow kind of you to introduce yourself
“I’ve never interviewed Biden” GOLD!
It's official: Trump doesn't know what a metaphor is.
He could have easily said that he meant journalists in general, but his brain isn't as sharp nor as quick as standup comedians much less geniuses like his uncle from MIT @@GaryWayneMyers
But Trump “meant metaphorically” ? How does a journalist do that? Doesn’t matter! Facts are so 2015!
Kristen Welker just owned the orange menace 😂
He meant the royal Joe Biden. 😅😅😅 "Metaphorically."
He is so ignorant.
Who is? Trump? Or Jimmy?
@ the one with only 20 words in his vocabulary and skin so thin it’s see through.
@@miguelcruz2609 So kimmel?
Waaaaaaaaa
@@miguelcruz2609 i call him a moron or embicile but if you mention his god-foresaken name, Google will censor it.
Love you Jimmy keep it coming 😂🥰🏆
As always,brilliant!
He sounds like my neighbor. Full of altered BS. Never ending. GAWD! Four years of this is bowel moving.
Is your neighbor my dad?!?!
Is your neighbor my dad?!?!
The felony cabinet.
Thank you for your comedy. It's much needed now, more than ever! We will need more of this for the foreseeable future.
Jimmy you are brilliant!
We have a lot of French people in the US? One of our largest groups? Huh? Where?
In the annexed Quebec🥰
Oh yeah, now all the damn packages have French subtitles and smoking is coming back in a big way thanks to the vast hordes.
You can sense Macron's duscomfort when Trump said that. He knew the doofus was thinking of white French when now the French also means people from all parts of the world who had settled there.
Pretty sure they speak French in Haiti ( he speaks so highly of that country), oh dementia Donny 😂
They’re speaking languages no one has even heard of….
I still can't believe people voted for this. So embarrassing.
Majority of his voters are uneducated and don’t know what a tariff is.
A majority, even!
You can say the people who didn't vote, voted by not voting against TFG.
They knew what could happen due to their corrective inaction, yet they refused to vote anyway.
Especially frustrating are those people who were eligible to vote and could've done so from the comfort of their own home.
They could've researched the candidates and their policies (some states even include a pamphlet with the relevant information with the ballot) on their own time and voted when they were ready but no.
It was, apparently, too much effort to expend to take advantage of one of the few ways American citizens can make their voice heard politically.
@@kingayy9267 between the media, the non-voters and the maga's we got dumpy
Thanks for telling it like it is Jimmy!
Fox is now QVC!
The Minion Tank.
😂😂😂
It is an entertainment channel.
😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
Imagine losing and being on the wrong side of the election but not knowing why.
THANK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL YOU KEEP EVERYBODY SANE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯
Jill Biden is not smiling. She is kind of making a face that teachers sometimes use if what a student is saying, does not make any sense. There is also glimmer of contempt.
Jill Biden is not s doctor
Nothing like the contempt they have for Kamala. Did you see how they completely and purposefully ignored Kamala at that dinner the other night?
Ya it’s the look of someone coping, bet you have that same look too😂
@@yasuke1280 I like how MAGA discovered the words "cope" and "coping" like a 3 year old and are using it everywhere like how Trump discovered the words "grocery" and "groceries." Prove me wrong.
@@SayAhh how do you when someone learned a word? Does the word cope trigger you? Lmao cope baby girl cope trump is your next president 😜.
Your writers deserve a raise. And your delivery makes me 😃 out loud. Thankx!!
Keep ‘em coming Jimmy! We love you and your team! ✨🎁😇💞👍🏽
Great
Melania hawking her "geeeft" is just cringe.
It's called tacky
Trumps wife is called Malaria, not Melania. 😂
It’s called MAGA.
Trump has appointed Ali Babba? 😂
And she will again complaining that she has to decorate the Whitehouse for KEESMAS. She so hates KEESMAS.
Trump: “I invented the word Groceries, many people don’t know this… but I invented the word”
😂😂😂😂
Trump is actually a first-rate candidate for a Front Line leader. If an enemy ever captured him, their best interrogators wouldn't be able to extract any sensible information from him.
Wrong. It was Gianni Russo. Can you believe it?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was waiting for him to suggest winning some kind of Award for this. 🤣
Great show Jimmy , the USA needs people like you so they can have some humour in the disastrous future that they have created with your new President elect. Love to see you in Australia winding us up , we don’t take offence when politicians get hammered for their incompetence. Cheers 🥂
What a damn circus the White House is going to be 🙄
It’s going to be The White-trash House for another 4 years.
Don't worry the majority got it right and the 99% will be doing much better soon. Those who still can't see the lies yet (not so smart) have hope as it will get easier soon.
... Again
Please don't insult circusses. They entertain us better, cost less, don't cheat and steal, take their job seriously and don't threaten to destroy the entertainment industry, so that only circusses remain.
It already has been in the past years...Joe: Hunter, DONT Jill: leave Hunter be Hunter: sniff
Jimmy Kimmel, always for the WIN!!
Amazing Jimmy Kimmel the arbiter of truth has spoken, again.
BUT he LOST and cried like a BABY 😂
He’s a useless puppet 😅 his tears must be so warm and sweet
@gamezonereactions8388 a multi-millionaire in La is no arbitrator of truth. They live in a bubble.
@gamezonereactions8388 Your boy won. Why are you so butthurt?
"No facts left to give" 😅😅😅😂 Clever!
Why anyone would want to shake hands with someone with Syphilis is beyond me.
Does exhibit the symptoms
Welcome to politics. Look at Macrons expression at 4:08 . I see disgust.
Look at trumps expression,he almost died!!
That handshake is to show dominance… he’s pathetic.
@@chenzen1578 Melania can't be around Macron anymore. LOLOL. Macron is very handsome man and djt can't stand it. I love it.
Thank you, Jimmy and crew, for always bringing the laughter! 🤗💙💙💙
Go to bed before daddy notices you're still up and playing on mommy's laptop AGAIN!!
trump said he love diddy is a good friend of im ... he a VERY good guy well, we know wy hge love im... lol cause elvis is alive and we know who it is guys, yep trump is elvis but with dose party you ave to change your entire life yep we know everyting
@@robm1503 If you’re incapable of debating, DON’T POST!
He is a liberal propagandist, not a comedian.
I still have a hard time reading all of these comments from people that live only in the liberal bubble of intellectual intolerance and ignorance. They obviously prefer to be sheeple, that never leave their pasture to seek news and information from other sources. Their intolerance and inability to accept other opinions solidifies my opinion they are the ultimate definition of close-minded individuals.
I HATE that creep T-DumpTruck!
You me and 70 million other people?That's just in our country alone.Not counlink everywhere that get the news
TDS is a serious psychological condition.
Unfortunately, there is no cure.
Good luck with that.
AMEN!
You have a human emotion attached to a person in government office whose policies affect it's citizens lives? Emotion playing any part at all in decision making process?
Lol well he won so……
This is absolutely sickening. It's so hard to believe Americans did this to themselves.
Seek professional help immediately. If it wasnt Trump you would find something else to obsess and complain about
@@BretylliumI can't wait for you to feel what your life is going to be like under Trump.
@@betsyminor4539 it cant be worse then the last four years biden n friends haven't helped the world in anyway there are way more wars going on around the world yhis due to weak leaders in America in canada in any country wars happen from weak leaders
It’s harder to believe that now they are secluded in their little worlds 😂😂😂 probably in denial 🤣🤣🤣 after all they will not travel and feel the shame.
Could it possibly be that you may have been misinformed. I believe it was Twain who said " its easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they have been fooled."
Great show as ever Jimmy ♥️
He is the father of IVF and groceries. Two things he knows everything about. Wait, two of the things he knows nothing about. We’re in so much trouble. 👿
And Jill Biden released her new pepperspray advert.
Good one!
Alice Cooper rocks
Thanks Jimmy! You rock and we appreciate you.
9 years later and he still only has concepts....
Now he’s gone back to thoughts of concepts of a plan!
Maybe jimmy could start crying again, your a disgrace!
Donald J Trump is NOT there to improve the lives of the American People in General . He IS there to improve the lives of those in the top 5%.
😢Kimmel tears!
It has actually been 10 years.2years before the election,
all of 2016-2020-2024. STILL A CONCEPT.
Medicare For All
With Felon Don? Dream on!
My country ( NZ) has had that for over 80 years!
Medicare For All and mass immigration are incompatible. Canada found out the hard way, so if you're for one, you better be against the other.
It’s Monday and that mean it is time for Jimmy Kimmy Live monologue!
“Nasty and hostile”. Same old, whenever questions get tough.
To all on Jimmy Kimmel Live, you are the greatest!!!!
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Welcome to the Club!
How is that criminal allowed there ?
They all suck up to him, fearing his unpredictable, childish, pouty and revengeful personality.
Biden?
@LVorenus😂😂😂 Biden! That’s a good one! You hear that? He said Biden!! As if he’s the criminal one! 😂😂😂😂 God you are funny !! Biden! Where did you get that one from? That is so original !! 😂😂😂 Biden! Exactly!
@LVorenus One of either Trump or Biden is a convicted felon. Smart people know who that is. MAGA? Not so much.
His an American D..A..
France should reject that criminal ambassador, Charles Kuschner.
Macron is weak and Trump is strong figure out how life works in the real world.
@@bluwng strong at what dodging the military ya real strong .
Can you even point out France on a map?
@ you think like a child.
France has a law that prohibits convicted felons from entering the country if the aren't citizens. I wonder how that is going to work out.
Thank you jimmy for your stedfastness!!
The stupidity of the majority of Americans still amazes me. I’ve got no doubts that they had legitimate concerns that needed addressing, but how they can watch that idiot and still believe he’s the one to sort their problems is beyond me.
You clearly don't know his agenda. Look on his website and it all makes sense
who are u talking about exactly?. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?? YOU NEED TO CLEARLY STATE YOUR POLITICAL AFFILIATION SO I CAN KNOW IF I HATE YOU OR NOT
@@ImRanchWilderdo you hate someone based of if they are a democrat or republican? You are beyond saving
Jimmy!!! You bring much needed humor to the impending nightmare.
Which humor?
impending nightmare is right!
The first two people that should b deported is malania and Elon musk. Let’s start with these two.
FDJT
*are
Their legal.
@@NickMilky so are birth right citizens
@@NickMilky Both entered under flase claims, which mke their citizenship faked.
Probably, Melania wouldn't mind so much. 😂
Jimmy Kimmel rocks!!
The only time I don’t mind hearing Trump’s name is during your monologues! The fact that you get under his thin skin so bad is an extra bonus for me! Keep up the great work!
Fortunately, this goof's time is just about expired.
Unfortunately, another hack will take his place.
Ya he gives trump so much free press for him. Jimmy and Colbert are one of the many reasons I voted for trump😊.
I honestly only watch Kimmel because he’s the late night host seems to hate the most for some reason and that is just so hilarious to me for some reason especially since I feel like Fallon is way more insufferable than Kimble and that has to be saying something
@@sebastianchavez577 same here I enjoy some of his jokes and guests but just watching him simp and cry about trump is golden😂
@@yasuke1280it gets under your skin just like it does donny😂😂😂😂
Greeting Macron like that is just embarassing
Short people next to tall people is always awkward. Putin should be intimidated by Xi, but is he?
@@tatiannaannunaki2027 yeah.. I meant the part where he tried feebly to squeeze his hand. Trump just does normal things awkwardly.
Missing the point. If everything was normal in their visit, you’d likely never hear about it. Throw in a weird handshake and this visit is covered on every news and late night show.
Imagine thinking this country and it's leadership isn't a embarrassment right now.
They are both sociopaths with dictatorial tendencies. What’s truly embarrassing is having those two criminals as leaders.
Since when are the French one of the largest groups in the United States??? 🙄 Is he confused about Canada?
He said the same to my Polish president 😂
He doesn’t know what he’s taking about…as usual! How did anyone vote for this man! 😥
He's confused about everything.
This guy is clueless 😂😂
@@maplessence Somebody buy him a iPhone and show him how Google Search works. Got to be an improvement!
As always...Brilliant, comedic and just plain fun with facts😂🎉. Thank you for brightening the Dark Tunnel.
I wish Jill would sue him for it!! Trump is an American embarrassment Thank you! Jimmy, we need some laughs!
She is.
Aunt chippy voted TRUMP🎉
Yeah how's Canada working out for yah ? LMFAO
@Jayy-birdd lol
@@canadiangirl5119 base on what Jill wear during election and what democrats did to Biden, I am quite convinced that she voted for trump lol
Watching your program this evening, as funny as it was, it actually made me want to cry to think that we could be watching Kamala speak about her amazing plans for her government. I am still heartbroken to think what this country is going to become.
You are delusional and in 4 years time you will have deleted all your delusional comments.. Maybe even in less than one year. Trump is about to rectify all the horrendous mistakes and terrible situations Biden has created. I don't see how anyone can live through the last 4 years and not realise how bad Biden's admin has been for the world. Wake up.
I refuse to watch
Americans are well know for voting against their own interests.
@@bernitaewing7841 and no one is forcing you to.
It's going to be better under trump, wait and see
Wow, well done Jimmy! I'm from north of the border but feel so sadly for America over the next 4 years! :(
Yea because the last 4 years with him was total hell.
we're your crazy downstairs neighbors!
It will be a complete mess for the next 4 yrs.
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I'm from north of the border as well and feel sorry for us as well as we won't escape the insanity wafting over the border.
Love you, Jimmy. It feels so good to laugh, at Trump 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every word Trump says should have a laugh track added to it. He is that ridiculous.
*Romanian Supreme Court just recently did what the Democrats were even afraid to talk about... What a shame!*
Yeah, but that would show too many Lefties (me an Independent that doesn't Vote because I am Not Voting for the Far Left or Far Right!) how he is actually mostly Joking, and Would Ruin all the things you Try to Warp in lil Sound Bites...
@@randyross5630 You don't have to vote for the far left, but you can vote for democrats instead. They are centred liberals, but if you rather stick with the false narrative republicans painted on Dems, you ARE helping Republicans by not voting. Fact.
"the enemies from within" ... are you, the people, in a mental state of MORONITY!
Like Joe? 😂
The interviewer could've said Affordable care act just to prove that he does not know that it is the same as Obamacare, but then his supporters will say: "what he meant to say was..." we've been through this before, more than once too. FML
Your person at the same time is coming to a conclusion based upon a humans assumption of something regarding another human. Not a scientific certainty.
@@ThinRedLine_Matt Your shtick is getting old.
Those blue states are really in a state of shock and chaos.
If you're going to pretend to sound smart and logical, you should used propper grammar.@@ThinRedLine_Matt
@gamezonereactions8388 Yeah, because unlike Republicans who cry wolf about Obama coming to take away their guns, Trump is threatening to jail ppl who disagreed with him, "wronged" him, fact-checked him and/or didn't like him.
Spot on , as always❤
as always? You're pretty lost then lady
I love how you call Trump out and his ridiculous behavior, his wife as well.
Shouldn't Melania also be carrying her own US Passport Just in case?...😂🤣🤣 (It will come to you!)
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Why do you think she hasn't divorced him yet?
@@Vagajammer Fear.
Most likely prenuptial.
She's a bad bad reporter.
No evidence of that, just his feelings.
What a twit.
Once asked why he tells so many lies about journalists he knows are truthful & well-respected, he replied, “so that when you write bad things about me, no one will believe you.”
The implication, I assume, being that the media should be seen as a tool and agent of the State and its agenda?
Obama repeated the "very fine people" hoax, which is easily confirmed to 100% be a lie, at one of Kamala's last rallies
Thank you for reminding us about that all of this is absolutely ridiculous.
I absolutely agree you are one of the smart ones thank you for being you ❤️
What’s ridiculous is that people vote for it!
Everytime I see Melania, I feel like I'm watching a rerun of "Green Acres".
Oooo, That was good!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Except that the Gabor sisters were self-aware.
Ted Cruz is Mr Haney.
,@@danburnes722 OMG 😂😂😂,
Crying for our country.
Cry harder 😂
@@yasuke1280 Is trolling your only hobby? You might want to try something else for a while, cause you suck at being a troll! 😂
The US has had a decades-long reputation of being the most gullible and the dumbest nation on the planet, but it's really outdone itself this time. It will be no longer taken seriously as a country by the rest of the world, nor should it be. What an embarrassment.
Keep crying while Trump can finally work and let Joe sleep
@LVorenus "Work" in this case meaning split time between golfing and telling the world how awesome you're going to make it.
And then golfing some more.
We the people love ya Jimmy!
His concepts of a plan for healthcare are SO good that, get this, we wont ever even see it.
WOW. That level of con and stupidity is so off the charts, we have never ever seen anything like it before.
Jimmy, you have the best writers and the best delivery bar none.
Such a dignified, reserved, and public service oriented family - what a joy it will be for them to be setting the standards and being examples for the whole country to follow.
Oh, wait ... that's not right; when you think about it, they're actually terrible, terrible people, and the complete opposite of the above, in every way.
Wow, 'The Burger King' and his family are shameless grifters... Just unbelievable..🤣🤣🤣
How are parents explaining to their children that trump and his ugly behavior is not to be copied by them????
Thank you Jimmy for being my new news channel, I just can't deal with anything else right now, maybe for the next 4 years you are it! Thanks for persevering for us! You are so at the top of your game, I nominate you for the man of the year!
If you're getting your news from a comedian then you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
And you are getting your news from the orange dictator wannabe trump. You shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Dude that’s sad AF
@@bullet996 If you're getting your news from fox then you shouldn't be allowed to vote either
@@Cadenza93 only an American would call what a comedian says news ...
He was really displaying his crap at the cathedral? I don't know why his low class acts surprise me anymore! Once a grifter always a grifter, how embarrassing.
Wow he really cannot take any facts countering his lies.
Suddenly she is hostile? What a baby.😂😂
She refused to kiss the ring😂😂😂
Wow Jimmy Kimmel is amazing, the arbiter of truth on full display.
name one lie
@ 😂😂😂😂 she pointed out most for you but even she couldn’t counter then all. Stop dreaming. Learn
all female reporters/journalists/politicians need to start calmly calling him out for his condescending, misogynistic attempts at gaslighting. it's ridiculous and allows others to keep doing this, thinking if orange leader can get away with it... they can just "make me a sammitch" us away.
We are going to need these monologues to survive the next 4 years. If we don't laugh a little, we're gonna be crying and pulling all our hair out. Thanks, Jimmy!
This man…seriously just heard the word ‘groceries’…and now he’s using the “real simple” word “groceries” like he created the word. What an embarrassment to the human race than man-child is.
I can't EVEN with this guy! 🤦♀️
What you don't remember when he made up the word US meaning all of US? He needs a MENTAL evaluation!!
How's your grocery prices going and gone under biden?
@@montanaoneill9262 Great!
Yeah we happy we got Trump over Biden/Harris
Groceries!?😂😂😂 New word for him, of course.
What an embarrassment the Trump interview with Kristin Welker was.
Way more embarrassing than any Harris or Biden interview, huh?
I like the bit about the eggs and bacon..he is a silly man
Imagine listening and watching a comedy sketch thinking this is real life.
@@IamtheFerryMan demonstrably so.
@IamtheFerryMan, after watching the Joe Rogan interview with Trump? Sorry, nothing tops that for embarrassment.