The Greybeards are continuing their english teacher character arc by having IT problems and having a prozac addicted ghost named Tom teach us vocabulary. Somehow I don't think he has a teaching license
"Overcome your fear, knowing the future is scary" "Your efforts will definitely pay off. Go crazy when you're happy!" Traffic has weirdly motivational dialog, is really the the villain?
Dolphin was great this episode. She goes back and forth while we're trying to get into the Temple of Ramen, complimenting us for solving the first puzzle and then declaring "What have you done" when we solve the second one lol. Also she wanted to destroy the bridge, possibly to keep us from getting there at all.
I almost died laughing. At the beginning (in normal Skyrim) Septimus says something about Dwemer music and how the orb and lexicon are needed for the music to work or whatever and the fact that the receptacle is called "music" in this killed me.
Nah go back to part 1, the one bandit saying you picked a bad day to lose your friend, and then the final boss was your friend and had to be killed. Fking shakesperian levels of lore right there.
the whole video is amazing but Esbern's "Niiiiice!" mostly kept me laughing throughout. that and Heimskr's fairly beautiful speech finished with "we eat energetic insects"
Paarthunax in vanilla: "only through long meditation and study of the way of the voice, I was able to overcome my destructive nature" Paarthunax in this version: "ayo pidgeon, I just got out of the joint, I need you to help me to sling some of that dragon crack"
Remember that joke from mass affect? Azure is a nightclub but also slang for a part of the asari body. Which part? The nether reaches, near the bottom. I meant part of asari body. so did I. Anyway, this is the same thing. Dragon crack is jsut a clever ass reference. So saffron is slang for dragon ass.
11:56 "First I'm late to ask you a question. Why do you want to know about garlic?" "That's none of your business!" Idk why, this just caught me off guard 😂
I think the funniest bits are when you can tell what it was translated from. Like Septimus Signus's name. Septic Tank is fairly self-explanatory, but Signus probably took a turn into Greek, became Cygnus (pronounced the same) which translates directly to swan.
"How do I explain my words? Pigeons can do things that humans cannot. Art does not exist but it still exists. Unfortunately... Umm... Nature." - Stupid Ghost 🤣 "Dovakin What is your name? The proud man." - Traffic 🤣🤣 "... Do you want to share the sky with us? What's wrong with the people? I won't do it! Don't do it in front of us! ... What happens tomorrow? What are cows doing in your house? Doesn't that bother you? ... Whatever the hand does doesn't matter! Destroy the Imperial Thalmor vehicles! Go visit your friends! ... We eat energetic insects. ..." - Snowman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for making these videos. These are making me laugh so hard that I'm crying; something I haven't done since 2014. Thank you again for bringing laughter back into my life. 😊
I was watching this on the way into work and everyone on my bus was looking at me like I'm insane for how hard I laughed. Especially the "Niiiiiiiiiice" part 😂
We've now got 6:36 Korea 6:56 Norway 12:19 Jordan 20:58 Satan 20:59 The Greek god Hermes 32:27 Traffic was originally defeated by the World Defence organisation. 26:39 Ragnar led the White Army against the Bosheviks 28:28 Talos is the leader of the Red army.
“Dragon Crack”, has actually given me an idea. You see according to lore, the Khajiit see dragons as really big cats, and Alkosh (the Khajiit aspect of Akatosh/Auriel/Aka, is seen as the biggest cat of them all / he’s known literally known as The First Cat/The Dragon King of Cats and The Great Cat King of Time). Which means that the Dragonborn, which essentially is a dragon trapped in the body of a mortal, is essentially just a cat as well (which is doubled if they happen to be a Khajiit). So DragonCrack could essentially be really powerful catnip, and now I can’t get the image of the Dragonborn, Paarthurnax and any other dragon just zooted out of their minds on this stuff. So there’s some crack combined with actual lore out of this sheer madness
And taking that further, the shout being translated to Dragon Crack, means that it’s a shout that inflicts the affect of being affected by Dragon Catnip onto the Dragon, which stuns them. Absolute prefect logic there.
Ahhh. That makes so much sense now, Stupid Ghost was on Dragon Crack. That’s why he was rambling nonsense and questioning you about Saffron and Garlic.
"I'm in love! Oh it's fine." Also, the origin story of the World Defense Organisation (WDO) is really nice. They are an official part of the UT (United Tamriel), right?
4:26 That was the most sincere "Niceee" I've ever seen a NPC express
Had to pause there. Sudden tears of laughter.
@@Fang.1 Same here!
Best line in the whole video 😂
God he was so stoked about those walls lmao. I died laughing.
I had to go back and hear it again when I saw your comment, that was the best.
Funny how these dragons seem to believe themselves to be stealthy doves, shouting "yes yes surprise" when they attack🤣
"Ragnar the Red slept with everyone and then he collapsed."
I mean... fair.
In the words of Esbern: "Niceee"
I'd be tired too.
But the plot twist was, It wasn't Ragnar the Red, it was Ragnar the BLUE
Parthurnaax honestly just sounds like he's making sh*t up on the spot
"And then you need to find some Dragon crack for uhm... things, you know?"
He honestly might be. Tom doesn't seem like he's all there. Might be due to his Dragon Crack.
Dragonrend translating to "I'm in love. Oh, it's fine." is hilarious to me. Like the only reason dragons land is because you've confessed your love.
Or because they're so baffled that you would do that, in the middle of a fight no less, that they momentarily forget how to fly
Oh trust me, there's mods for that
@@draquablu2030 I hate that I know what mods you're talking about.
@@kittenchristmas4194 I need to get into Skyrim purely for the crazy mods 😂
“Learn from the creator of dragon crack” I FUCKING SNAPPED
The Greybeards are continuing their english teacher character arc by having IT problems and having a prozac addicted ghost named Tom teach us vocabulary. Somehow I don't think he has a teaching license
But also Honey admitted to us this episode that he doesn't know how to write! I demand to see this school's credentials.
I laughed so hard from this comment😂😂😂
RIP Frozen Antony, as brave in death as he was in ice.
Antony was a chill fella.
May he rest in freeze! 🙏
"Drazi stole the world and turned into a giant dragon on a motorcycle" is honestly pretty in line with current Elder Scrolls lore
What's funnier to me is, Drazi are a race in an old TV show called Babylon 5. Might just be me lol
It's like Vivec wrote the script.
@@StonyBlack81 I thought the Drazi were more preoccupied with beating up Ivanova than stealing the world and turning into a motorcycle
Such a jump from towers falling
sanest Michael Kirkbride lore blogpost
"Overcome your fear, knowing the future is scary"
"Your efforts will definitely pay off. Go crazy when you're happy!"
Traffic has weirdly motivational dialog, is really the the villain?
Face the fear, build the future
Strong fortune cookie vibes there.
The fact that all dragons (or i should say "pigeons") are always so polite and motivational kills me every time 😂
Yeah apparently they're massive, encouraging pigeons.
Don't forget that the snake-dogs love playing English at home.
@@FormerlyBlue Dovekin.
Tom is the best. I wish I could give the dragon cuddles and listen to his feelings!
Aww, I've never seen vanilla skyrim, but the dragons in this are so nice! They seem like a joy to hang out with!
With all the crazy stuff they come out with, why is Esbern proclaiming "Niiiice!" the funniest thing in this part?
less is more
4:27 He likes what he sees.
It’s probably a nude of Dibella...
Nice
I have no idea why the AI decided to read it that way but I am not complaining.
"I hope I can eliminate your participation but we can't do anything." Delphine finally admitting she hates the Dragonborn.
Who is Delphine? you misspelled Dolphin
Dolphin was great this episode. She goes back and forth while we're trying to get into the Temple of Ramen, complimenting us for solving the first puzzle and then declaring "What have you done" when we solve the second one lol.
Also she wanted to destroy the bridge, possibly to keep us from getting there at all.
She also apparently understands how useless she is.
@@GenericUsername-qp1ww you mean delfina
All part of her ongoing plan to murder the Dragonborn. Probably with her blowhole.
I also flirt by charging at people with an axe and shouting "CAN I HOLD YOUR HAND"
is this not how your supposed to?
I guess it’s a polite way of mutilating someone
@@marsar1775 this is the Norwegian way!
Does it work?
@@Kylozi111 It did for my ancestors
Septimus actually sounds *slightly* more sane in this translation. XD
Ramblings of a madman plus ramblings of a madman = slightly more cohesion
I almost died laughing. At the beginning (in normal Skyrim) Septimus says something about Dwemer music and how the orb and lexicon are needed for the music to work or whatever and the fact that the receptacle is called "music" in this killed me.
I was thinking the same thing
Exactly my thoughts!
"Art does not exist, but it still exists." is such a pretentious artsy fartsy thing to say, Stupid Ghost.
Her Husband Cheated On Her asking to hold hands with you was probably the most consistent lore this game will get.
Nah go back to part 1, the one bandit saying you picked a bad day to lose your friend, and then the final boss was your friend and had to be killed. Fking shakesperian levels of lore right there.
The fact that Parthunax is almost said by the Greybeards, but his name ended up being Stupid Ghost caught me so off guard.
"Unfortunately, umm... nature."
- Paarthurnax
-Stupid Ghost AKA Tom
Life, uh, finds a way
Old age is getting to Paarty. 🥲
No, it's Stupid Ghost.
How his name changed nearly every time it was said was killing me
"Niiiiice!" as if He Remained was touring the temple for fun.
"Pigeons can do things humans cannot, like, uh... nature"
I fucking died, stupid ghost sound like he has dementia or some shit
No, he's stupid, the game says so.
Well he is thousands of years old
I was hoping FB would say something like "What, like flying?"
Probably, the side effects of mixing Prozac with Dragon Crack.
Joe Biden as a ghost in skyrim
"Go ahead and do your homework, like reading the book of punishment on time."
Sounds relatable.😂
21:47 "let's do our homework." [Blinds self with an Elder Scroll]
me when I open my calculus textbook.
I don't know why but the fact they translated "void salt" to "no salt was found" was funny as fuck
you need to do the dark brotherhood quests with this, I feel like it'll be so unhinged and funny
YES! especially Cicero's lines...
DLC quests as well
What about Sheogorath and Pelagius the Mad?
Cicero is quite sane in this universe.
So that's the main plot: stop the dragons from conquering the world by getting them all hooked on crack. Pretty logical plan!
That's my general impression too, except I think they're pigeons, or maybe doves. Or the Pokemon Pidove.
@@FormerlyBlue Will this plan work if they're giving dragon crack to doves? Maybe this is why Dolphin is so against Tom the Stupid Ghost.
we found the cia operative
Is that what turns formidable dragons into pathetic snakedogs? I have to know.
It seems like they already are along with everyone else in Skyrim.
Love it when Stupid Ghost, AKA Tom, teaches us the power of expressing our love so we can bring down Traffic
He also taught us about drugs, and saffron. He's an interesting guy.
@@FormerlyBlue is Traffic short for "Trafficker"? Is he the source of the drugs?
I read that as Akatom like he was some sort of akatosh variant.
@@FormerlyBlue Don’t forget that he was in prison for stabbing a guy
„how do I explain my words? Pigeons can do things that humans cannot!”
I’m dead 😂
I love how Septic Tank Swan tapdances with one foot during the entire conversation
the whole video is amazing but Esbern's "Niiiiice!" mostly kept me laughing throughout. that and Heimskr's fairly beautiful speech finished with "we eat energetic insects"
"Giant Dragon on a Motorcycle" dude just described a Judas Priest album cover
Esbern's delivery of "nice" was hilarious
the "yes yes, suprise" is what everyone said after playing skyrim first time for 10 hours when a random dragon attacked while traveling somewhere
Paarthunax in vanilla: "only through long meditation and study of the way of the voice, I was able to overcome my destructive nature"
Paarthunax in this version: "ayo pidgeon, I just got out of the joint, I need you to help me to sling some of that dragon crack"
Sounds like he had a little too much of that dragon crack.
He went from a wise leader to someone who went from bad too worse.
No Stupid Ghost said that.
A thousand years of college
@@Mephilis78 "Unfortunately...hmmm.... nature" - Stupid Ghost
It is a common misconception that you should not smoke is still the best thing I’ve ever heard.
Paarthunax's intense ass voice saying "dragon crack" fucking killed me dude
Stuff hits hard. Parthanax already got backlash
I think Saffron is slang for Dragon crack.
Remember that joke from mass affect? Azure is a nightclub but also slang for a part of the asari body. Which part? The nether reaches, near the bottom. I meant part of asari body. so did I. Anyway, this is the same thing. Dragon crack is jsut a clever ass reference. So saffron is slang for dragon ass.
26:30 In this version of the song, Ragnar slept with everyone and Matilda was left heartbroken. I suppose they were lovers instead of enemies.
It must be the prequel to the original song
Esbern looking at temple walls and going "NAiiiiIISe" was hilarious lol
4:26 My reaction whenever a new episode is uploaded.
Same! 😂
"Good luck Lee Dragonborn."
The Beauty of Death added.
Skyrim MC's canon name is Lee confirmed. It's a unisex name too, so it works there too!
11:56
"First I'm late to ask you a question. Why do you want to know about garlic?"
"That's none of your business!"
Idk why, this just caught me off guard 😂
Honey uses "Nice to meet you" at 9:06 like Bilbo Baggins "Good Morning".
4:48 It all makes sense now! Ralph told us in the first episode to go see a movie
Septic tank swan sounds about as lucid as he never was.
I think the funniest bits are when you can tell what it was translated from. Like Septimus Signus's name. Septic Tank is fairly self-explanatory, but Signus probably took a turn into Greek, became Cygnus (pronounced the same) which translates directly to swan.
Moral of the story: Never ask dragons about garlic or you're gonna have a long talk about crack and prison.
The sword acts on the knee? I thought it was the arrow that acts on the knee
No lollygagging.
Your laughter is so contaigous, dude. All of your videos are such a delight. Thanks for taking the time to make these and post them.
The dwarves came a long way from only knowing makeshift fences to heavy machinery
Esburn being the most simple-minded admirer of art by saying "niiiice" is just perfect.
He Remained: *Stares at carving on the wall.* Niiiice!
That was just too funny! 🤣
"Unfortunately ummmm nature" bro was smoking that dragon coke
Bloody marvellous. Please,. please, pretty please, PROMISE me you'll go through some of the other major side-quests (or dlc's) with this!!
"If you take good care of your bones, they work" that IS oddly solid advice? Remember to take care of your bones!
'Drazi stole the entire world and then turned into a dragon on a motorcycle' was extremely hilarious to me
"How do I explain my words? Pigeons can do things that humans cannot. Art does not exist but it still exists. Unfortunately... Umm... Nature."
- Stupid Ghost 🤣
"Dovakin What is your name? The proud man."
- Traffic 🤣🤣
"... Do you want to share the sky with us? What's wrong with the people? I won't do it! Don't do it in front of us! ... What happens tomorrow? What are cows doing in your house? Doesn't that bother you? ... Whatever the hand does doesn't matter! Destroy the Imperial Thalmor vehicles! Go visit your friends! ... We eat energetic insects. ..."
- Snowman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for making these videos. These are making me laugh so hard that I'm crying; something I haven't done since 2014. Thank you again for bringing laughter back into my life. 😊
I was watching this on the way into work and everyone on my bus was looking at me like I'm insane for how hard I laughed. Especially the
"Niiiiiiiiiice" part 😂
4:26
If a robot voice is capable of expressing that level of emotion, we might have robots achieve personhood in our lifetimes.
"the dwarves only know one thing. A makeshift fence"
Dwemer automaons, airships, aetherium forge, etc: are we nothing to you?
Totally cool watching these because technically nothing is getting spoiled for the latter-game quests 😂😂😂
“Yes yes, surprise. >:D” - dragon
We've now got
6:36 Korea
6:56 Norway
12:19 Jordan
20:58 Satan
20:59 The Greek god Hermes
32:27 Traffic was originally defeated by the World Defence organisation.
26:39 Ragnar led the White Army against the Bosheviks
28:28 Talos is the leader of the Red army.
Wow those 3 people made up the entire World Defense Organization? They really need better funding.
In addition to Satan we also got Noah in this episode.
Also 28:33
Talos was originally known as Thalas and either used to be a man, or became a man. I'm not entirely sure which.
Talos is a communist and not an imperialist in this timeline?
i wish this series is going to last forever
its so funny and entertaining
That fucking "Nice" lmfao
Void salt being called no salt is probably the most accurate translation in the mod.
4:26 😂😂😂 the most sincere and legitimate "NICE" to ever come out of someone's mouth. EXACTLY. like. that.
"That's a clever argument, Alduino. Unfortunately, ummm... Nature."
"What are cows doing in your house?"
Dude, this is Skyrim, not Fallout 4.
"I'm Tom." - Stupid Ghost 2024
Funny how Traffic doesn't look like the evil guy saying those things lol
"Conversation. Image. Waiting for Ross Molly."
Why does it sound like Paarthurnax is trying to sell me cologne? 😂
My reaction to The Temple of Ramen would be nice too He Remained
Tom is the best. I wish I could give the dragon cuddles and listen to his feelings!
You have to love that all NPC’s have different nicknames for the Dragonborn!
I like how Honey seemed to have computer/translation problems and it sounded like the program couldn't detect anything or something to me. So meta! 😂
Me when i am a stupid ghost that wants to be treated like a dove but they keep treating me like a human being even tho i’m a dragon
"Her Husband Cheated On Her: Can I hold your hand!"
That name and phrase combo is just perfection.
This is currently my favorite ongoing series on UA-cam. It makes me laugh so much that my ribs hurt.
“Dragon Crack”, has actually given me an idea.
You see according to lore, the Khajiit see dragons as really big cats, and Alkosh (the Khajiit aspect of Akatosh/Auriel/Aka, is seen as the biggest cat of them all / he’s known literally known as The First Cat/The Dragon King of Cats and The Great Cat King of Time). Which means that the Dragonborn, which essentially is a dragon trapped in the body of a mortal, is essentially just a cat as well (which is doubled if they happen to be a Khajiit).
So DragonCrack could essentially be really powerful catnip, and now I can’t get the image of the Dragonborn, Paarthurnax and any other dragon just zooted out of their minds on this stuff.
So there’s some crack combined with actual lore out of this sheer madness
And taking that further, the shout being translated to Dragon Crack, means that it’s a shout that inflicts the affect of being affected by Dragon Catnip onto the Dragon, which stuns them. Absolute prefect logic there.
Ahhh. That makes so much sense now, Stupid Ghost was on Dragon Crack. That’s why he was rambling nonsense and questioning you about Saffron and Garlic.
"But is the world a son of perdition?" That is a fantastic line.
"The Red Tower falls when you make Three Mistakes."
Bro, did Michael Kirkbride slip that one in somehow? 😂
the battle of dirang sounds like a legitimate event in the elder scrolls
Paarthurnax just wants to be a peaceful bird and nobody lets him
“Learn from the creator of dragon crack” my favorite line of all time.
why does this mod make alduin into a guidance councilor
Why does this mod make dragons so wholesome? All they do is spout encouraging quotes and playing pranks.
"a dragon on the motorcycle"
Me, impersonating Esbern: "Nnniiiiiiiceee"
What a plottwist! Ragnar the red was blue all along! Lyrical genius
That "Nice" is killing me! 😂😂
"Big boy still has his problems" ngl now i feel bad for traffic. Hes just too hooked on dragon crack and prozac. He needs an intervention 😔
Goes to a wall:
Niiiiice.
Same Esborn same.
That's just a mood some times.
Yes, the parking lot door is now visible. What do you see there?
“Pigeons can do things humans cannot.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hes not wrong, they fly
I BEG YOU to not stop making these or else I'll have severe withdrawals.
" Yes-Yes, _surprise_ "
Gets funnier the more its said
I love how the Shout to force a Dragon out of the sky was translated into "Dracoland" 😂
Aww, I've never seen vanilla skyrim, but the dragons in this are so nice! They seem like a joy to hang out with!
"I'm in love! Oh it's fine."
Also, the origin story of the World Defense Organisation (WDO) is really nice. They are an official part of the UT (United Tamriel), right?