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"Honey, I think we should call the police. That neighbor of our is hanging a beat up naked mannequin from his window." "Oh, you mean that charming fellow who screams at the sun every now and again? Don't worry dear, he's harmless!"
"That gentleman across the road is awfully strange Mavis, today he's got some kind of mannequin hanging from the roof?" "He's an odd chap isn't he dear, but I believe he's something to do with one of those internet television channels. They're all a bit funny those people"
I'm still convinced that 90% of the UK exists in a weird 1980s old-timey Last Of The Summer Wine sort of world, where modern things like the internet exist along side old men in tweed jackets, giant CRT TVs that everyone still has, and cobblestone roads.
I'm legitimately curious about how many headsets he has. There's the Vive, the Index, and two non-PCVR ones. I wonder if he'll be betting a Reverb G2, since the visuals on that thing are damn sexy.
@@jesselindsey9760 the oculus rift is a pcvr headset, can't play it without a pc only headsets that are standalone are the quest and quest 2, he's only got the quest 2
I treat my Index like it's made of freaking glass and here's this guy treating his half a dozen headsets like beanie babies and yeeting them into the walls. Amazing, lol.
As someone who has a lot of issues with nausea watching most VR footage, I have to say whatever you do with yours completely eliminates it. Thank you so much for being you!
Considering it was a 10 minute video clip that they rendered in 3D, and then drug out to 20 minutes with slow talking, I am not surprised they have handles like that. Edgelords one and all.
@@carlwitt7950 Muscles aren't manly either. Hair isn't manly. There is nothing forcing them to fit that role other then actual people. Women can grow hair, men can have painted nails. Getting rid of "Being manly" and "Being womanly" would be a benefit more then anything because it would encourage more people to just be themselves which could result in a general improvement in mental health across the board. But sure, a dude having painted nails being called manly is the sign of civilization coming to an end, totally.
@@DeprecatedSC Care to read a few snippets from peer reviewed studies proving "masculine" features are far more than just some "social construct", or whatever BS is used to dismiss thousands of years of instincts? "researchers have suggested that masculine characteristics in men’s faces, such as a strong jaw or a heavy brow, are associated with good physical health and strength..." "masculinized versions of male face images (versions in which male sex-typical traits are exaggerated) are at least reliably perceived to look physically stronger and fitter than feminized versions." "Lisa DeBruine and colleagues (2010) tested whether women living in countries where people are more likely to die because of infectious illnesses showed stronger preferences for masculine-faced men. They found some evidence to support this hypothesis from an online study of more than 4,500 women in 30 countries. However, an alternative analysis of their publicly accessible data by Rob Brooks and colleagues (2010) suggested that threat of violence (as indicated by homicide and violent crime rates or by income inequality) was a better predictor of women’s preferences for masculine men. They suggested women in countries with a higher threat of violence may show stronger preferences for masculine men because masculine men afford their partner greater physical protection and are better able to aggressively compete for resources." You'll never see any of these papers quoted in a gender studies class, I can assure you. royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2009.2184 royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2010.0964 www.pnas.org/content/111/40/14388.short www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-39350-8
@@festethephule7553 that, my friend, is a big ol' can of worms you've opened. But for the sake of brevity, I'll just say my girlfriend broke up with me and I had to return to the place I'd been trying to leave my whole life.
Honestly, this is a pretty weird statement. Makes it sound like he wants us to have even worse years. On the other Hand, if 2020 were the worst year of our lifes, thatd mean it can only get better from here on out
the Quest 2’s store is heavily curated! to get to the .... rest.. you need to enable developer mode, install side quest, sacrifice a lamb to the all knowing all seeing zuckerberg, and then you’re good to go!
To be more fair than the rollercoaster game deserves, That bear noise is probably a stock Bear noise. So it's less that they "stole it" and more they both used the same stock noise library
the julkatten or Jólakötturinn or Jólaköttur in the original Icelandic (the jul cat) is my favorite pagan Christmas spirit which eats/kills you if you were last year's clothes.
Hi, I just started watching your channel recently (i'm a big fan of VR) and am genuinely impressed by the consistent high quality and actually good humour in your videos so i'm definitely gonna watch more so keep up the good work :)
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst year of your life" I get what you mean but that's like saying I hope you had a year worse then 2020... which is something no one should wish upon any enemy. great vid man loved it
To be honest, Quest looked brand new, while Oculus looked mint at best (I own one!) so it's actually possible that he got Rift from someone just for comedy value.
I can't believed i've watched this video so many times, and only now noticed the Everything Everything T-Shirt. Definitely a really fitting band to be listening to during the current times.
hey upisnotjump, I HIGGHHLLLLY recommend playing a township tale. it is BEYOND underappreciated and almost nobody except the core players play it. some discord servers have a couple hundred people but only 20-30% actually play it, and most private servers die after either a few weeks or months at best. please please please read this and make a video on it, it's in dire need of a population boost and a general increase in player traffic. please!
Fun Fact: The Epic Rollercoasters game has an extra hardware support for arcades. It can be hooked into a VR Roller Coaster Seating Area which emulates the movement of the car you're in, the wind, the temprature and such.
@@donlasagna479 probably because aging last gen consoles were already dated when they were released, and are now fully showing their age - yet dullard console OWNERS still want them to perform like a PC.
@@jong2359 legitimately no to everything you just said. i have games like Devil May Cry 5 run at a full 60fps 4K on a REGULAR PS4, not even pro, and thats not even the point of what i was saying, the point is that it was so bugged and broken and they still decieved everyone that it was finished and playable.
Thank you for watching!! I tried a lot of new ideas for this video that I hope you all really enjoy.
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I'm broke but I want sid pics
I was second :)
i wasnt :(
*laughs in read this before i watched the video*
@UpIsNotJump hi
crazy that delivery guy looked just like you
It's a Christmas miracle
@@giancarloesposito4870 Seasonal Fashion
@@UpIsNotJump totally
@@giancarloesposito4870 nobody liked that
@@giancarloesposito4870 well stop watching then, simple
"Honey, I think we should call the police. That neighbor of our is hanging a beat up naked mannequin from his window."
"Oh, you mean that charming fellow who screams at the sun every now and again? Don't worry dear, he's harmless!"
He's absolutely adorable wdym lol
Na thats just the local youtuber
**cuts to gorn gameplay**
Except that one time...
DAMN YOU SUN!
Kid: "Mom..."
Mom: "Is he yelling at the sun again?"
Kid: "Not this time..."
"...He's hanging that one legged mannequin by a noose outside his window."
Mom: “We need to move.”
It's Winter 2020. This is what happened when...THERE WAS NO SUN TO YELL AT. Rip.
"That gentleman across the road is awfully strange Mavis, today he's got some kind of mannequin hanging from the roof?"
"He's an odd chap isn't he dear, but I believe he's something to do with one of those internet television channels. They're all a bit funny those people"
this is annoyingly accurate
I'm still convinced that 90% of the UK exists in a weird 1980s old-timey Last Of The Summer Wine sort of world, where modern things like the internet exist along side old men in tweed jackets, giant CRT TVs that everyone still has, and cobblestone roads.
@@jesselindsey9760 And they still believe in the British Empire.
There's so much Christmas in that room that if a guy named Chris goes in there, he'll immediately turn into a tree.
Thats why we call it
Christ-must-tree
Chris pine
Another one for the collection
HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
@@chrishahn3834 BECOME THE TREE **SLAPS YOU WITH A STAR TOP**
UpIsNotJump: buys an entire headset to play christmas games
(only one christmas game)
UpIsNotJump: Ok time to buy yet ANOTHER HEADSET
It was just the Rift. Not the Rift S. If you look well enough, you can find one for cheap.
tax write off?
Why not just use link? The cord sold online is not mandatory.
Didn't score a copy of a buggy game but scored two NEW WORKING VR HEADSETS. Balance in the universe: Restored
and virtual desktop is only $20 and (with a mod on the headset) can stream pcvr games wirelessly
Ah, the Rare UpIsNotJump vid, a special treat indeed.
+5 on your luck roll, i see....
Hahahahaha
Let’s see you do better
I agree
A true Chistmas treat!
imagine going onto youtube and seeing your high school chemistry teacher with a hickey on his neck
Exactly what I was thinking 🤣😅
where
And Constantly getting mad at the sun
@@bloodyhell8201 skip back to when he looked at the steam library (near the beginning) you can really see it
“I really hope the neighbors don’t see this.”
Basically the motto of this channel.
This man is just collecting all the headsets like they're Pokemon
I'm legitimately curious about how many headsets he has. There's the Vive, the Index, and two non-PCVR ones. I wonder if he'll be betting a Reverb G2, since the visuals on that thing are damn sexy.
@@jesselindsey9760 2? Theres the Q2, but what's the other one?
@@jesselindsey9760 there’s a lot more than the vive, the index and the quests
@@jesselindsey9760 the oculus rift is a pcvr headset, can't play it without a pc
only headsets that are standalone are the quest and quest 2, he's only got the quest 2
@@barple367 in the vid he got a rift and i feel bad for him
“i dont know what’s on my neck”
at that point, everyone knew what was on his neck
I wouldn't have noticed if he didn't point it out, lol.
Gettin' a little friendly with Sid.
@@jesselindsey9760 or perhaps his wife, nah nevermind that would be absurd
@@jacksont94 He and Sid have a bond, I say! A BOND!
Was just going to post the same thing. Also, I never would have noted it if he didn't joke about it.
The neighbors seeing the mannequin: Honey, he's doing it again....
"I dont know what that mark on my neck is!"
Sure, we'll stick with that.
have you ever itched
Looks Like An Insect Bite Of Some Kind To Be Honest
@@JNJNRobin1337 it’s a hickey 😂
“I don’t know what’s on my neck” - person who has a hicky
With all the subtlety of a man asking questions about sex "for a friend".
Yeah I laughed when I saw that. And funnily enough I would not have noticed had he not pointed it out.
@@babyyoshi3099 yea it‘s funny how he points out such things like he is clueless...
I didn't even notice
how truly long is his neck
Nose piercing, painted nails, “special fun mark” on his neck, “Being kinky is an Absolute Nightmare”
There is that video where he wore a straitjacket too xD
I'm guessing that gas mask wasn't bought just for the video either.
Honestly, I'm getting quite envious.
I don't think nail polish and piercings count as being kinky
Otherwise a 100% of the girls I know are hella kinky
But then again, who knows
@@Astrobay13 when a guy wears them it is
Bruh
"for some reason my Vive is covered in tape"
*flashback to when he taped it around his head*
Just when we needed you the most.
Agreed
Yes
Yes I completely agree
I mean... he could've come a bit earlier... we needed him most in June-August time... no? Just me? OK sorry I'll leave...
I treat my Index like it's made of freaking glass and here's this guy treating his half a dozen headsets like beanie babies and yeeting them into the walls.
Amazing, lol.
As someone who has a lot of issues with nausea watching most VR footage, I have to say whatever you do with yours completely eliminates it. Thank you so much for being you!
"Merry Christmas you beautiful fucks" that's legit the nicest and most appropriate holiday wishes I've heard this year.
"I don't know what's on my neck"
You're married now, we know exactly what's on your neck
if he didn't point it out im pretty sure no one would of noticed
@@tomaszturek2224 I didn't even notice that it was pointed out D:
"Tis the season to be jolly * breaks down crying *"
Me who doesnt even wanna celebrate. "Mood."
I know his pain
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst of your life..."
*Wellllll.....*
It has been our last year
In all honesty, I hope everyone has had the worst year of their lives in 2020. Then it'll only get better from now on.
Well it wasn't mine, but I guess most people had pretty bad years tbh.
“I hope this year hasn’t been the worst year of your life” that sounds like an insult 😂
"i hope you've had a year worse than 2020"
Sounds like a challenge.
sounds like a threat
"We had a terrible childhood which led us to be so isolated later in life" Wow these VR games are really getting immersive
"Western Gaylord, Ryan Cummings, and JESUS!"
Considering it was a 10 minute video clip that they rendered in 3D, and then drug out to 20 minutes with slow talking, I am not surprised they have handles like that. Edgelords one and all.
All the homies
the two criminals he was crucified with :D
3 of 4 of the horsemen of the apocalypse
@@yes5040 4th one is Jack Black
I wonder how many people are actually going to do Christmas in vr because of the pandemic.
VRCHAT CHRISTMAS YES
Very few, because people still think the pandemic is fake or a plot to microchip us or some shit.
@@jesselindsey9760 I don’t think that’s the reason it’s very few.
wouldn't be surprised if vrchat has a christmas party boom
@@prcervi vrchat has been ruined by degenerates
“I’m thirty now”- you look like you’re 20 but in a manly way
Is that was passes for "manly" these days?
A thin framed guy with zero muscle tone that likes to paint his nails?
Western civilization is doomed.
@@carlwitt7950 that mans attractiveness is the reason that queen Elizabeth doesn’t want to die no homo
@@carlwitt7950 I think he did his nails as a joke for the video, but idk.
@@carlwitt7950 Muscles aren't manly either. Hair isn't manly. There is nothing forcing them to fit that role other then actual people. Women can grow hair, men can have painted nails. Getting rid of "Being manly" and "Being womanly" would be a benefit more then anything because it would encourage more people to just be themselves which could result in a general improvement in mental health across the board. But sure, a dude having painted nails being called manly is the sign of civilization coming to an end, totally.
@@DeprecatedSC Care to read a few snippets from peer reviewed studies proving "masculine" features are far more than just some "social construct", or whatever BS is used to dismiss thousands of years of instincts?
"researchers have suggested that masculine characteristics in men’s faces, such as a strong jaw or a heavy brow, are associated with good physical health and strength..."
"masculinized versions of male face images (versions in which male sex-typical traits are exaggerated) are at least reliably perceived to look physically stronger and fitter than feminized versions."
"Lisa DeBruine and colleagues (2010) tested whether women living in countries where people are more likely to die because of infectious illnesses showed stronger preferences for masculine-faced men. They found some evidence to support this hypothesis from an online study of more than 4,500 women in 30 countries. However, an alternative analysis of their publicly accessible data by Rob Brooks and colleagues (2010) suggested that threat of violence (as indicated by homicide and violent crime rates or by income inequality) was a better predictor of women’s preferences for masculine men. They suggested women in countries with a higher threat of violence may show stronger preferences for masculine men because masculine men afford their partner greater physical protection and are better able to aggressively compete for resources."
You'll never see any of these papers quoted in a gender studies class, I can assure you.
royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2009.2184
royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2010.0964
www.pnas.org/content/111/40/14388.short
www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-39350-8
10:01 Ooooh that sound brings back memories holy sh*t, I didn't realise how iconic it is.
Wishing this year wasn't someone's worst is kind of sinister...
tbf, this *was* probably my best year up until about july...
@@Geddy135
What happened in July?
@@festethephule7553 that, my friend, is a big ol' can of worms you've opened.
But for the sake of brevity, I'll just say my girlfriend broke up with me and I had to return to the place I'd been trying to leave my whole life.
@@Geddy135
Oh :(.
Well I hope things are looking up for you now. You have my sympathy and well wishes.
Merry Christmas. May things get better.
@@festethephule7553 well it's been 6 months and I only slightly feel less like shit and still miss her.
But merry Christmas to you too.
"Gasp! Who, me?" 2:53
That skeleton got me good, man. Comedy gold.
Next video should be called “2020 was a nightmare - this is why”
That ones for new years
"Having One Million Subscribers is (Not) a Nightmare - This Is Why" might come first.
"Nobody's listening...."
I do appreciate a good ol' Spaced referennce.
i came to the comments specifically to see if anyone caught that and i am happy you did
Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!
@@sammunitiondepot Get out!
dance, colin, dance!
8:50 that bear sound seems to be a stock sound effect, because I am pretty sure that sound was used in the original Doom
Its always nice visiting the Upisnotjump universe of nightmares. Always nice seeing a Crazy guy, his Clones, and of course our overlord Sid!
00:15 - That ornament is the best thing I've seen all year.
“I hope this hasn’t been the _worst_ year of your life.”
Well, Matt, I’m sure there was one, but I don’t remember it.
Is it just me or was anyone else shocked on the fact that Matthew is capable to grow chest hair?
I always though you were as hairy as a sphynx cat
probably just glued on
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst year of your life"
What would the worst year look like?
Honestly, this is a pretty weird statement. Makes it sound like he wants us to have even worse years. On the other Hand, if 2020 were the worst year of our lifes, thatd mean it can only get better from here on out
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst year of your life"
You want us to have worse years!?
the Quest 2’s store is heavily curated!
to get to the .... rest.. you need to enable developer mode, install side quest, sacrifice a lamb to the all knowing all seeing zuckerberg, and then you’re good to go!
Upisnotjump: *saves Christmas by making videos*
Me who plays tf2 as a pyro main, looking at the thumbnail:
ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
I fear no man...
But that thing...
It scares me.
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst of your life" Is like telling someone with 4 broken limbs "I hope this isn't the worst pain you experience"
I swear it’s like Christmas when you post
HIS LAST CHRISTMAS VID WAS MY FAVORITE AND NOW A NEW ONE YEEEEEEEEEEEES
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst year of your life."
...actually, it has been, and I hope it'll be over soon.
It definitely will.
(26th December 2020) 🙀
Which one?
To be more fair than the rollercoaster game deserves, That bear noise is probably a stock Bear noise. So it's less that they "stole it" and more they both used the same stock noise library
This is way more the video I expected from you than a cyberpunk review btw, merry festive drinking period!
Have a good Christmas, early readers. (And everyone else)
You too
Aye
How about N O
Thank you.
You too ViR
"This level is too nauseating to enjoy"
Me: "sigh....how much is it?...."
Can we apriciate his effort to sang Frozen song himself so youtube ai didnt monetized
@@BooksRebound I often read book novels written by white caucasians whilst I get money from my ATM machine and play games on my PC computer.
1:14 this is reminding me of a lemon demon lyric from his christmas ep
"The wind chimes chiming with the screams"
Very pleased you pointed out the best SFX, I’ve heard that audio too often.
“Nobody’s watching you” says while talking about a product made by Facebook
Congratulations you figured out the joke
*complains about the link cable being expensive
*buys an entire rift instead
"Browser games are a nightmare"
You wont.
Sadly there wont be many soon because flash is getting shut down
@@huntersymbal7238 look up BlueMaxima's Flashpoint. You can still play and use flash games and animations via programs made specifically to do so.
“The Christmas singing drown out the screams”
"there's no stamp on this box" immediate next scene shows stamp on box
10:47
"There's no need for words, Snake. I AM PSYCHO MANTIS!"
it's okay he just bumped his neck, nothing else.
whats funny is that, by the look of it, its probably a mosquito bite and not a hickey
@@tuopi27 idk we don't really get mosquitos here, the weather is probably a bit too Earl grey flavoured for them.
Upisnotjump: "IT'S CHRISTMAS!"
Also Upisnotjump: "But it's November!"
the julkatten or Jólakötturinn or Jólaköttur in the original Icelandic (the jul cat) is my favorite pagan Christmas spirit which eats/kills you if you were last year's clothes.
Hi, I just started watching your channel recently (i'm a big fan of VR) and am genuinely impressed by the consistent high quality and actually good humour in your videos so i'm definitely gonna watch more so keep up the good work :)
A solidified part of my christmas right here
That’s nuts bro that thing on your neck looks just like you.
"i hope this hasn't been the worst year of your life"
---> casually implies that there is worse to come. oh god.
I interpreted it more like, "I hope you've experienced even worse years in the past", which really isn't any better at all
@Dr Dingo Well yeah, I think we all got the intended meaning, but it's fun to imagine the scenarios that the grammar implies
"I hope this year hasn't been the worst year of your life"
I get what you mean but that's like saying I hope you had a year worse then 2020... which is something no one should wish upon any enemy.
great vid man loved it
lovely i didnt expect more from ya for a while
The best present I could ever ask for, an UpIsNotJump VR video.
I feel like this video is just a excuse to get a tax write off on the vr headsets
That’s a surprisingly a good point
To be honest, Quest looked brand new, while Oculus looked mint at best (I own one!) so it's actually possible that he got Rift from someone just for comedy value.
Guess who's back back back back again upisnotjump is back tell his friends
Hey I know this guy
Hey I know this guy his name is guy
@@ethanrockon6761 interesting, other guy
@@camix3229 indeed
@@ethanrockon6761 mm *nods*
12:00 "I hope this year hasn't been the worst year for you guys"
*confused screaming*
I can't believed i've watched this video so many times, and only now noticed the Everything Everything T-Shirt. Definitely a really fitting band to be listening to during the current times.
Uposnotjump: " hope this wasn't the worst year of your life"
If your life is worse than 2020 I am truly sorry for you
There’s a game called tf2: the unofficial vr port is f*cking mad!
Finally early! Merry Christmas and Happy Holdiays everyone!
Good thing you said you released 2 videos in your Cyberpunk review, I'd missed this one! 😬
Most hilarious thing over utube I’ve ever seen, full stop. You might just pulled me out of serious case of depression...
I liked that "f 2020" ornament/bauble/whatever the hell you call them
"I don't know what's on my neck..."
Don't worry, I do :p
Really like your nails guy. Makes me want to express mysef that way too
Go for it dude. Anyone mad at you for wearing nail polish isn't worth taking opinions from anyway.
@@incognitoburrito6020 hrr durh I’m a grown man who paints my nails so progressive
@@gummer9342 Some people just like their nails painted. No need to get upset.
@@gummer9342 keep crying
Anyone mad at you for putting color on your nails, a part of YOUR body, isn't worth your time.
I love how this video about Christmas games somehow turned into a cautionary tale about the saturation of the VR market
Your random humor is the best... Love space Santa and the person listening in
hey upisnotjump, I HIGGHHLLLLY recommend playing a township tale. it is BEYOND underappreciated and almost nobody except the core players play it. some discord servers have a couple hundred people but only 20-30% actually play it, and most private servers die after either a few weeks or months at best. please please please read this and make a video on it, it's in dire need of a population boost and a general increase in player traffic. please!
i know the game, played it and wonder why you're trying to get free advertising when the devs should be doing that.
maybe they should make their game and servers actually run well?
Last time I was this early Christmas was still a pagan holiday
Last time i was thia early I lived in hut and bang rock in head
When I’m feeling depressed I just watch funny videos for a while
"kajit has no propose in life"
"And i am dead inside"
And i am both
Those lights blinking in time with the music right at the beginning was a genius shot to open with
"I hope this wasn't the worst year of your life".. I really hope this is the worst year, or else I might finally take my toaster up on that spa trip
2:53 this animation... how? Impressive :D
Jesus Christ upisnotjump, you went ham with the Christmas decorations
Ik even the nails omg
You said christmas nails in the stream christmas nails was provided i must say... not disappointed =)
Fun Fact:
The Epic Rollercoasters game has an extra hardware support for arcades.
It can be hooked into a VR Roller Coaster Seating Area which emulates the movement of the car you're in, the wind, the temprature and such.
I hate when Boris Johnson sends me a package reminding me I’m in lockdown
Therapist: Space Santa can't hurt you
Space Santa: 🚀🎅🔪
"I didn't get a review copy"
It's almost like CDPR didn't want their game to go under heavy scrutiny FOR SOME REASON-
Cdpr simps mad lol
*cough* Twitter *cough*
they gave out review copies for pc, just not last-gen consoles, FOR SOME REASON-
@@donlasagna479 probably because aging last gen consoles were already dated when they were released, and are now fully showing their age - yet dullard console OWNERS still want them to perform like a PC.
@@jong2359 legitimately no to everything you just said. i have games like Devil May Cry 5 run at a full 60fps 4K on a REGULAR PS4, not even pro, and thats not even the point of what i was saying, the point is that it was so bugged and broken and they still decieved everyone that it was finished and playable.
@@donlasagna479 DMC5 runs 60fps/4k (upscaled) only on the pro, not the base model.
You are the friggin man dude!! I think I gasped when I saw you had a new video I was so excited lol!
I'm glad you're uploading videos again ive missed your fun outgoing content