Monster DNA
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2024
- You really shouldn't go around mixing Monster DNA if you don't know what you're doing. Well... you shouldn't even if you DO know what you're doing.
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10:05 The way mark stopped the monster from getting out by violently rotating it made me choke on my cereal
same, I was eating cereal too and trying not to burst out laughing LMAO
“You quit that”
no way were all eating cereal
@@NerdsRuleTheWorld-sy1zq yes way
If only he did that in fnaf
I feel like the "you humans" line implies that the rat is in control of the scientist's body, but with the processing power of the human's brain...
This was my thought too. Lol
That sounds right, either that or the scientist is just a monster who tried to make himself look like a human
What is this, Ratatouille?
Oh this is like the evil doctor in Wordgirl that becomes Twobrains because he accidentally fused with his evil pet rat
Thatsounds goofy as hell, but it also make perfect sense
imagine just being born and your creator yells "DAMN IT I MADE A NERD!" and immediately starts spinning you
That would be absolutely terrifying
I like how the rat scientist's human puppet is boggling his eyes at us, he's happy :)
right? he takes so much joy in his work! very cute.
i saw that too! I was like oh yay :]
I’m losing it over Lixian beginning his explanation with “you shove the…”
"you spread the..." part made me choke on coffee. Good god Lixian
he's trying his best lmao
That's how it's done baby! Shovin' and spreadin'!
J-J-Jam it in!
Now see, men have cars, and women have garages. You've gotta park your car in the garage. Then you gotta back out. Then park the car. Then...
okay this is crazy. my dream has come true. i thank you from the bottom of my heart that you played our game. a new update will have so many more features very soon. thank you mark!
I will also play now, super awesome game!!
Congratulations!
congrats
that's awesome!! it's such an interesting game, you did a great job on it!
@@dannychai1617 thank you and everybody else!
This whole game feels like it would work so well in VR
23:08 This guy's violent alright. Breaks right through both glass and metal bars to kill. A violent ghost.
Was not expecting Dr Nefario to spawn in at the beginning
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that lol
SO glad I wasn't the only one 😂
He’s just missing the scooter lol
U mean don toliver
That's the new job that he found
That dude at the beginning looks like Dr. Nafario on crack from Dispicable Me 😭
He dose!!!
Literally tho. I saw him and legit thought this was gonna be a Despicable Me game 😭
thats what am saying bro 😂
Wait, he wasn't on crack in the movie?
he's just having a bad, bad day
4:04 excellent editing from lixian, something about that little yell and mark pushed him off screen was so funny. just great editing
Still waiting for Lixian to explain what’s going on back there. He’s a father now, he should be an expert. He should be able to tell us exactly what’s going on.
We're his practice. XD
I find it funny that some of the monsters have slightly weird names like "moify" and "scally" and then there's just steven
And Adam
@@adamcookie26That's just slightly weird Alan
@@Cole_Is_A_Mole heh
@@adamcookie26*nom*
and Sam
Title: Monster DNA
Thumbnail: WARNING! DO NOT BREED!
Me: ...what!?
Im glad im not the only one
I didn’t even notice the thumbnail lmao
I know what a hella sus way to start the video lol.
Literally 1984 :(
"Hey, I wasn't watching Splice for the reasons you're thinking."
Mark unironically saving his own life by spinning a monster to death as soon as it started attacking
10:33 Of course Markiplier would try to raise the toxic gas level after the glass has been broken.
3:56 how could Lixian say this! That's inappropriate, my cat watches this channel, he's only 3!
NOOO POOR BABY MUST BE TRAUMATISED
Don’t worry, he’s probably older than that in human years.
@@bradleynorton1925 true true but cats are just lil babies ♡
@@bradleynorton1925think 3 in human years is the equivalent to like 21 or something
@@LiamMeme-xv4klso legal age?
Hello mr president
What the fuck does that mean?!
Calm down, just watch his recent birthday video @@BakedPotatoSoup.
@@BakedPotatoSoup.on his happy birthday episode it’s stated that Mark is now legally old to be elected president (I would vote for him).
Well, he can be the president. 😊
@@BakedPotatoSoup.because Mark is now old enough to run for president
10:10 i lost it when it just went *spin. INTENSIFIED spin.*
12:15 I'm not gonna lie. I don't normally get startled by jumpscares, but this one got me.
RIGHT????
3:49 Lixian blushing? That's something I didn't think I'd see
I mean he's a father so he knows XD 😅😂
He's so adorable :3
skying
@@ddthebreadslayer793 :3
How did he come back from the portal?😂
Mark *puts the violence bar all the way up*
Also Mark: I didnt mean to make you that violent
Mark absolutely refusing to put up the glass and then wondering why he gets killed is wild to me
I think the glass got broken early on
3:30 I love it when lixian and markiplier are both on screen
Mark's birthday video must have been hinting at his next big project:
*In Office with Markiplier*
mr president missions 👀
I would love that video, I feel like it could have so many hidden political jokes in it.
merging with markiplier
PLEASE
well kids, when two monsters love each other very much...
erm
That's what we call monster love 😂
"human monster unicorn what's the difference" ahh
erm what the sigma
0:08 “using an already existing name will lead to consequences” proceeds name himself “Mark”
18:08 the way he said, "Uh stahp pleez? 💅✨
The sewn-rat-shoulder is weird but the way that scientist was licking his lips every third word got me 😭 😭
I like to think the rat is the one in control and the scientist is just a mutation
Yeah I felt very uncomfortable
He wasn’t licking his lips, his mouth didn’t open once, you must be watching a different video
@@MaveDustaine_Degameth The voice acting, bro?
@@キャミラI didnt notice any lipsmacking or whatever yall are hearing😂
"Uuggghh! I made a NERD!! A GODDAMN NERD!"😂
Then proceeds to kill the nerd. My wife said "well, he's an asshole, he didn't do anything to Mark" 😂😂
Reminds me of the Rainier Wolfcastle film _Help! My Son is a Nerd._
Monster: Breaks through the glass with murderous intent.
Mark: “Spinning! That’s a good trick!”
The first monster rotating so fucking fast it literally explodes for no reason at all is hilarious
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@@Youssefwassily bots even watching videos and responding to content now? Doubt it a bit.
@@arinlirgamingthey don't. They copy unpopular comments and bot likes to jump up
@@arinlirgaming you can quick check their profile. Pfp of a girl with revealing clothing. Pretty new account. With the pfp alone is enough for people to suspect this is a bot.
@@arinlirgamingthey joined seven hours ago they are a bot
"do not breed"
And there goes my weekend plans...
darn
Mark is preparing Lixian for having "the talk" in a few years
25:10 - 25:46 Be sure to show your nerdy child you may or may not have in the future this! They'll stop being a nerd.
Can we get Lixian an award for video editing? I feel like a Streamy award isn't quite good enough, but I'm at a loss of what else there is for his field...
1:08 the lip smacks are demolishing me
Remehmber *smack*
😂😂😂
Fight back bro
SAMEEE AAAAGGGHHH
I had to physically restrain myself from gagging (I have misophonia)
I live how Mark doesn’t even really need to make an intro to these videos. We just head straight in
16:17 clam down he just pat you 💀💀💀
They normally clam up.
"we are officially demonitized now on this video" - 3:52 this shows mark doesnt care about the potential money he couldve made, he willingly demonetized himself just because he wanted to. He didnt need Lixian to say that.
An engineer, space explorer, Mister President, mega movie maker, master of gaming, and now even a DNA specialist??
Amazing. Just, astounding.
Dare I say... KING Mark? 👀
Well, he IS King of the Squirrels AND FNAF so...technically yes.
Reverse simp
don’t forget he can also make sharks fly
Soon he’ll be able to rival Barbie
Don't forget number one leedle.
I’m convinced the rat is the one talking
1:03 Dr Nefario started doing drugs, another good one we lost 😞 😢
5:45 Holy shit that impression was on point
I think that was the funniest Lixian interaction so far.
Such a great team!
Also that L.A. Noire impression was top notch.
I love how relatable the dialogue was "Lets make on thing clear, umm..."
*accidentally opens the bars for a split second before reclosing them so the monster cant attack him*
the monster: fuck physics, you technically fucked up and im GRABBIN!
it's giving frog in a blender flashbacks 10:18
Now that’s some confident buttheading
Well, if you're going to butthead, butthead confidently.
@@tarrantwolf I should frame that
One must beavis with equal confidence.
2:46 “intergalactic terroristism” absolutely killed me. 💀
regardless, I shall add it to my vocabulary
I think the creator of the game is foreign
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH yeah, by buttheading, i think headbutting... which was the monster with horns
The English language really seems to have changed between now and... whenever this game takes place. (6:04 After 5498, apparently.)
Me too. Friend of mine asked me to guess what new job she got today and i said tax evasion and offshore wire fraud. Good to know i got something else to guess now.
Although.......the nervous chuckle i got after the first two may signify she may not want to answer any further questions. Still gonna accuse her of Intergalactic Terrorism tho. Its what friends do.
6:33 this made me laugh way harder than it should've LMAO
One of the few times we've gotten to see Mark genuinely go "AHHHH!!!" lmao
Wife and I have three kids can confirm this is how the delivery room worked
3:49 Lixian's explanation 🤣💀
The blush make it so....funny
Mark: Lixian please explain to them what’s going on back there
Lixian: Have you ever heard of the ship of Theseus?
23:59 That just looks like Dr. Zomboss lol
Lixian blushing is honestly adorable
25:10 Mark makes a nerd, and shortly thereafter kills him for being a nerd 😅🤓
Idk why, but Mark saying "no tongue" at 20:10 made me giggle lol 🤣🤷♀️
Love how mark uses nerd as an insult like he's not one
0:20 is... is that Dr. Nefario? Did someone - is this a fucking horror game about Dr. Nefario.
1:23 it 100% is. Look up a picture of Dr. Nefario, now look at those glasses on the table, now back to Nefario, glasses, Nefario, glasses, glasses, Nefario; they're the same picture.
i though the same thing oh my god
0:19 Ah! Dr. Nefario! So this is where you’ve been!
That’s what I’m saying!😂😂😂
17:22 Wake up (wake up) put on a little make up.
0:33
Oh how professionally voice acted. Definitely fits the character. Absolutely. Without a doubt. Brilliant.
First "Papers, Please", then "That's Not My Neighbor", and now this. 😂
President mark is already choosing which animal is allowed. What a nice guy
7:06 That’s actually an alien villager from a square planet
I always love the Lixian and Mark parts, they always make me giggle
"Oh, it's sewn into your shoulder" lol.
0:25 looks like the dude from Despicable Me, Gru's science dude haha
Had the same thought
Dr Nefario 😂
This was by far your BEST sketch yet, I laughed audibly out loud several times. The writing was so creative! Keep it up guys👍
24:00 Mark makes a martian from Mars Attacks without even realizing it. 😂
Mark, don't even lie, your butt heading with confidence
this is a very cool concept. would love a part 2 on this.
12:27 why did the iron bars jumpscare me more than the monster? Lol
22:15 "I did this one, but I didn't know I did it"
That's Mark in a nutshell
I got his AFK journey ad at 18:45 and was gracefully reminded of bathiplier
Mark just opening the window on all of them just to get a whiff of them is hilarious to me 😂
23:07 Guess the bars didn't bar this time
One Mark videos a day keeps a depression away
ong
So real !1!1 :)
Yep.
Facts
I wish it was that easy
25:00 My glorious king market fire was trying to do a hollow purple on them lmao
@23:09 I jumped so freaking high off my sofa 😂😂 this game wasn’t to bad
3:16 you ready to BREED?? 😏😏
Funniest part! 8:28 | “Danger shmanger, that’s what I always say.”
The way he puts them on the spin cycle when he doesn't like them is hilarious
The dedication and hard work really pay off in these videos.
3:49 Lixian blushing is my new favorite thing on Earth! So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!
aint he just and adorable lil guy :3
nice pfp
Mark please let me out of your basement, its been weeks. I'm starving, I seen a family of spiders today and I considered eating them. please let me out..
No
NO way dude! Just get back on your hamster wheel to keep powering the house!
Don't forget to move extra fast otherwise there won't be good water pressure in the shower
1:30 "what have I done" sounds like Sean😂
Poor Lixian..... The panic was real.
Gru looking character 0:47 LMAO
Fr drug addict Dr. Nefario
Ultra realistic Dr nefario
Too bad the voice actor doesn't fit him
@@bamers404 if only, russel brand.
24:20 bro made “erm actually ☝🤓“
3:08 marks:opens glass door
Me:ma-mar-mar-mark-MARK-MARK! no-NO!!
RIP Lixians family-freindliness
8:00 i keep looking for Dark....
Did you see the glitch from the last video too?
I think mark might be up to something. Arg?
@@WeEvilDeMoNs yeah honestly when is he not 🤭
5:56 mmmmm... close enough. WELCOME BACK RED SKULL!
24:00 what Dr. Zomboss doing here
I love Lixians cut off screams😂
12:20 I was looking at the sliders still being maxed and was NOT prepared...
18:25 i hope that doesnt get taken out of context!