Well, when Jesus was being tempted by Satan, he was asked to jump off the temple and have an angel come save him before he would even touch the ground. So from that no, but Jesus never did jump since that would be tempting God.
Probably best to go out and play it now before it gets spoiled. Wasn’t that long ago people were posting spoilers for a video game adaptation that originated from a book.
This game wasn't disrespectful in any way and despite the bugs it clearly has effort put into it. I feel like it was created by a small group who's just really passionate about Jesus. It's very difficult to make a game about religion since it can be quite sensitive, even if you got the bible memorised. and to people who aren't part of it, you can't force it down people's throats. I didn't expect to see a game about Jesus and his journey and Asmon playing it. But I'm glad I did. Peace be with you 🙏
@@kintsugittv2537 False. Religion is one of the worst topics you can choose to develop a money grab game. It's sensitive and people that feel strongly about it will not buy the game. It could possibly be banned in certain countries that does not welcome it. Gacha games, loot boxes and actual p2w are money grabs.
@@trucid2 Meh, there are a lot of inadequacies. The dialogue felt kind of mediocre at times. I think they would've been a lot better off using the king James text as it is more beautifully written than any other edition. There's also some inaccuracies in general on the teachings, such as diseases coming from Satan, that are surprising.
@@mojus2890 a lot more beatifully written than any other translation? Debatable. There are numerous good translations like The Message, The Passion Bible, GNB at times is good, etc…
@@mibaoj I’m not a King James purist, but people should drop the Passion translation though, since it may have flowery language, but is not scholarly accurate.
it'd be funny if the whole game was about the 15 or 20 years where he's a carpenter and you just spend the whole game building houses and chairs and shit
Jesus was the son of a carpenter, he wasn't necessarily one himself. Matthew 13:55 says, "Is not this the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary?
Our boy, who art on Twitch, Hallowed be thy editors, Thy content come, Thy videos be done, On earth as it is on UA-cam. Give us our daily react content, And forgive us our memes, As we forgive those who meme against us, And lead us not into balding, But deliver us from washing our hands. Asmon.
That was genuinely so hilarious every step of the way, if this is only the prologue then I cannot wait to see Asmon play through the rest of it. The crucifixion will be interesting to see live.
I remember a couple of years ago, I was watching Asmon's stream and my neighbor dropped off her grand daughter at my place so I can look after her and the kid suddenly pointed at my screen and called Asmon, Jesus.
@@JayceCH. some people are better streamers and some are better UA-camrs. Asmongold has always been an S tier level of streamer. There isn't a single second of his content that fails to entertain.
@@KatoFW Name the fifth is right, they put way more effort than other christians> And I referred to the enviroment, even the devil fight scenes. You seem really disrespectful and literally not christianly. Sucks Asmon has fans and watchers who are like you. Going straight for insults lmao
24:49 What Asmongold referenced "10 So Moses and Aaron went in to Pharaoh, and they did so, just as the Lord commanded. And Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh and before his servants, and it became a serpent. 11 But Pharaoh also called the wise men and the [a]sorcerers; so the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their [b]enchantments. 12 For every man threw down his rod, and they became serpents. But Aaron’s rod swallowed up their rods. 13 And Pharaoh’s heart grew hard, and he did not heed them, as the Lord had said." - Exodus 7:10-13
I enjoyed this quite a bit, which was a bit of a relief since I am a Christian. Laughed several times, especially at "Moses is DLC," and I smirked at how Asmon said "Holy sh*t!" almost every time it went to a cutscene. Would love to see the full game when it is released!
*Reads video title in notifications* "Oh man, don't go there Asmon. Last time you kept saying "I am a God" lightning hit your house." Oh it's a game...lets see it then.
The ending here could be very emotional. Where you know what your fate is but you keep going anyway to save the world. If they did it right it would shed more tears than even the last of us.
I got so mad when he was just too stupid to move the freakin fish to the boat :D great variety content sir. You always amaze me how you just take a game and make it work for your audience just by your commenting.
I remember I was at a pub once and I thought I was tripping on Oban, because I saw a guy with a beard dressed like he’d just performed the lead role in a passion play. No joke. Cracked me up. He was sitting at the bar. Having an IPA. Good to know Jesus has taste.
I’m a christian but damn this is interesting 😂. I always see Asmon as a look alike of the artist who played Christ in Passion movie 😂 and bro, the *THUMBNAIL* 😭😂
The sheer amount of times asmon can't figure out basic controls lol, it's right there in your face press the right mouse button and he keeps pressing the other one lol
It's crazy when you think about how popular this game is, almost every hotel in America has the strategy guide in all the guest rooms.
OMG thats the best comment here so far!! :D
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
went into this sentence slightly concerned. Came out of it *chef kiss*ing the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Thank you, good Sir!
"Can Jesus take fall damage?" I never thought I'd ever hear that line in my entire lifetime. But here we are. Thank you for this gift, Lord Asmon.
Well, when Jesus was being tempted by Satan, he was asked to jump off the temple and have an angel come save him before he would even touch the ground. So from that no, but Jesus never did jump since that would be tempting God.
@@jamesperryii9994 So he can take fall damage after all, if angel doesn't come.
@@wintermute25 an angel is obligated to save him. But any further investigation will lead to inconclusive results.
He took the biggest fall damage.
For the sins of humanity.
✨🙏✝🙏Praise Jesus🙏✝🙏✨
I fuckin died
“Does Jesus take fall damage”? Truly a question many wise men and women have pondered over
Jesus took all the damage
Good thing because he can't use a water bucket right before landing to prevent fall damage, he doesn't go through water.
Jesus never falls... He descends.
no, but he has -5 piercing Resistance.
When Asmon started his game, Google thought it was the right time for a War Thunder advert, perfect !
12:33 he hit the griddy real quick to show you that he's trustworthy
Hopefully no one spoils the ending
Top tier comment. 👌
What happens?
Probably best to go out and play it now before it gets spoiled. Wasn’t that long ago people were posting spoilers for a video game adaptation that originated from a book.
Ayo I remember you writing that comment under the other video too lmao
Snape kills dumbledore
Happy to see Zach playing as himself for once
@First name Last name how
dam this story is good. they should make it into a book
@Seriously? r/whoosh
You nailed it!
@Seriously? bro cmon
Idk I like the stories about bald men calling upon a bear to eat the children that made fun of him. And the parts about how to do slavery
@qasqer1004 Being religious doesn't mean you have to be humorless.
The game unironically has better environmental design than several modern AAA titles.
For real though.
What's AAA?
@@comicsdude3166 It's a term for a high budget, high quality game. Think Red Dead Redemption and skyrim. stuff like that.
@@Goobagoo thanks.
@@Brad.M. Thanks.
Let’s all be real. Asmongold’s variety content is so good.
of course he has jesus blessing
And finally he plays as himself.
😌
🙏🍵🕯
Christian content is content!
True and real
GOD tier variety.
This game wasn't disrespectful in any way and despite the bugs it clearly has effort put into it. I feel like it was created by a small group who's just really passionate about Jesus.
It's very difficult to make a game about religion since it can be quite sensitive, even if you got the bible memorised. and to people who aren't part of it, you can't force it down people's throats.
I didn't expect to see a game about Jesus and his journey and Asmon playing it. But I'm glad I did. Peace be with you 🙏
@@YGOHermit sounds like fun. 👍
I see they have another game upcoming called Noah's Ark. Depending on the gameplay it could be interesting.
and also with you /\
Yeah, it definitely was not made as a money grab at all lol
yea..I was really happy about this....
@@kintsugittv2537 False. Religion is one of the worst topics you can choose to develop a money grab game. It's sensitive and people that feel strongly about it will not buy the game. It could possibly be banned in certain countries that does not welcome it.
Gacha games, loot boxes and actual p2w are money grabs.
It's somewhat clunky but it looks like some real dedication is being put into this game.
@@trucid2 Meh, there are a lot of inadequacies. The dialogue felt kind of mediocre at times. I think they would've been a lot better off using the king James text as it is more beautifully written than any other edition. There's also some inaccuracies in general on the teachings, such as diseases coming from Satan, that are surprising.
@@mojus2890 a lot more beatifully written than any other translation? Debatable. There are numerous good translations like The Message, The Passion Bible, GNB at times is good, etc…
@@mibaoj you can debate it but you'd be wrong.
Is it made by Christian developers?...
@@mibaoj I’m not a King James purist, but people should drop the Passion translation though, since it may have flowery language, but is not scholarly accurate.
"Who's ready to be saved" I felt that
it'd be funny if the whole game was about the 15 or 20 years where he's a carpenter and you just spend the whole game building houses and chairs and shit
asmongold would farm so many trees, we've seen how he works as a gatherer, mans unstoppable.
Jesus was the son of a carpenter, he wasn't necessarily one himself. Matthew 13:55 says, "Is not this the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary?
Ahhh.. Valheim Jesus
@@MicrocosmicExperience what else do you think he did growing up?
DLC
First seconds as Jesus : “Can I punch?” This was an unexpected treat. It got better and better.
Can I steal? That broke me.
Our boy, who art on Twitch,
Hallowed be thy editors,
Thy content come,
Thy videos be done,
On earth as it is on UA-cam.
Give us our daily react content,
And forgive us our memes,
As we forgive those who meme against us,
And lead us not into balding,
But deliver us from washing our hands. Asmon.
True and Real
Amen.
🤣😂😂😭
Amen brother!
🤣 So good 😂
That was genuinely so hilarious every step of the way, if this is only the prologue then I cannot wait to see Asmon play through the rest of it. The crucifixion will be interesting to see live.
It's gonna be like the MGS torture scene with Ocelot. Mash to stay alive.
This is what the past decade in video game development has led to. I'm truly blessed to be able to witness this in my frail and mortal life.
I remember a couple of years ago, I was watching Asmon's stream and my neighbor dropped off her grand daughter at my place so I can look after her and the kid suddenly pointed at my screen and called Asmon, Jesus.
@@mikeuk666 I live in a 1DK and the stream was already on when she entered the living room area.
absolutely inspiriing
Didn't know Jesus was balding
We have been hearing from the One True God all the time
Jesus has come
come
also please wish list this game🙏
bukkake style
Amen 🙏
Cum
My ex partner had a miracle baby too. I was out of town for 3 months on work, and when I came back, she was 1 month pregnant. Praise the Lord.
Amen brother, Amen...
Immaculate Conception hides all Sins, very convenient
The holy spirit does miracles my brother 🕊
🤣🤣praise the lord
The commentary was pure gold , literally no one else I wanted to watch play this but you. Gg bruh 🤣
"Commentary was pure gold." Yeah ASMON-GOLD
@@JayceCH.
Variety Gamer in a Nutshell Bedge
@@JayceCH. some people are better streamers and some are better UA-camrs. Asmongold has always been an S tier level of streamer. There isn't a single second of his content that fails to entertain.
Nice to see Asmon running healer for a change
Been waiting for a sequel for about 2000 years
They’ll be a sequel for this before we get Half-life 3
"FPS max, 120 miracles a second." LMFAO
I just learned so much about Jesus, thank you Asmongold.
Ironic part is the games actually very accurate and educational. Not gonna stop all the butthurt Christians though.
@@spencer4329 Why would we be butthurt?
@@spencer4329 I'm for one happy about existence of this game
@@Malhaloc well they somehow will get mad, i dont know the reasons but they always one.
Btw i think it was a great education game idea.
@@spencer4329 Well I'm glad they're online being butthurt and hot hiding from the devil offline! So brave.
Genuine compliment: the music is relaxing and fits the mood of the story well. The voice acting is also on point. Graphics aren't half bad either :).
I was suprised
@@swardlertv1372 Me too. We've officially moved beyond "Noah's Ark using Wolf 3D engine" days lol. Thank GOODNESS!
He stays at home til he's 30 and if he does anything, it's a miracle.. Pretty much sums it up!
The NEET shall inherit the Earth.
Lmao
late bloomer lOL was busy parting in his 20's i guess
Not realistic, Asmon wouldve turned the water into Dr Pepper.
Can't wait for people to mod this game with biblically accurate angels.
I always wanted to make a Metroidvania where Jesus whip moneychangers in a temple
OYVEY
@@OGDweeb why does this story get overlooked every time
@@danielcrow91Bad for business😂
I love that Asmon put on his Jesus cosplay for this playthrough
He even put on a cosplay for this game. The dedication
XD
😭😭😭
This game is actually really beautiful. Seems like the game makers really put love and efffort into it.
They made Mary a white lady lmao. They put zero effort into this game you wizard
@@KatoFW more effort than any other attempts at christain games
@@KatoFW Name the fifth is right, they put way more effort than other christians> And I referred to the enviroment, even the devil fight scenes. You seem really disrespectful and literally not christianly. Sucks Asmon has fans and watchers who are like you. Going straight for insults lmao
@@KatoFW “Look at me everyone! I’m so wokeeee!!!”
The Coalition better watch out
Finally a skyrim where we can play as someone who gets to the Cloud District very often.
Ha ha thank you for the laugh, that one was good
@@UltimaKeyMaster it’s literally just the big building where the Jarl is. Calling it a district is a bit of a stretch. 😂
6:55 'the Lord giveth, and so too the lord doth taketh away'
Asmon playing the boss fight with the same intensity as any raid boss is absolutely killing me
He seemed to enjoy this combat more than Hogwarts Legacy.
I was hoping Asmon would be wearing jesus robes with a crown of thorns for this stream...
This is as close as we'll get to see Asmon do a faith run
The swearing in form of "Jesus Christ" and "Holy Shit" is just the icing of the cake.
Can't breathe laughing!
I cant believe satan broke his computer at the end. Well played satan, well played..
The hired the guy who did the Mario Unreal Engine video.
Finally a stream my Christian mom will approve of.
Jesus turned water into wine.
Asmongold turned Jesus into content.
The thumbnail makes it seem like Asmongold is actually coming out as Jesus Christ
Believable.
24:49 What Asmongold referenced "10 So Moses and Aaron went in to Pharaoh, and they did so, just as the Lord commanded. And Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh and before his servants, and it became a serpent.
11 But Pharaoh also called the wise men and the [a]sorcerers; so the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their [b]enchantments. 12 For every man threw down his rod, and they became serpents. But Aaron’s rod swallowed up their rods. 13 And Pharaoh’s heart grew hard, and he did not heed them, as the Lord had said." - Exodus 7:10-13
Finally someone adapted best selling book of all time into a game
@@xinj6142 😒
The only case where the book is also the source
Please do a tier list for the bosses in this game.
cant believe they made a game about the man himself, ya boy asmongold
I enjoyed this quite a bit, which was a bit of a relief since I am a Christian. Laughed several times, especially at "Moses is DLC," and I smirked at how Asmon said "Holy sh*t!" almost every time it went to a cutscene. Would love to see the full game when it is released!
Came for the savior stayed for the memes
Mary: I too have heard of this elusive "John the Baptist", who definitely isn't my cousin.
*Reads video title in notifications*
"Oh man, don't go there Asmon. Last time you kept saying "I am a God" lightning hit your house." Oh it's a game...lets see it then.
That happened??!?!
@@isakhedeen Yea it's called "The Worst Day.. Asmongold's House Struck by Lightning"
the way asmon said "you got some fanfaction out there...... it is what it is" had me rolling
I just hope the ending of this game doesn't suck.
@@mikeuk666 Glad to hear it, because a bad ending would have put the final NAIL on this game future.
missed opportunity to say he got the game manual and pull out a bible
"Can I Punch?"
truly a gamer moment right there
I'm so glad more people are finding this game, it's a gem 😂
I absolutely lost it at “put my diseases inside.”
Asmongold then: " Im a literal fuking god".
Asmongold now: " Im literal Jesus ".
Longer than Half-Life 3, a game 2,000 years in the making. 10/10 will wait again.
"That's 1 virus disenchanted!"
This game is so good, they could make a religion out of this.
I love how Jesus walking over fire in-game can be considered not as an oversight.
I cant wait for the two upcoming games, "I am Muhammed" and "developers survival"
Turns water into Dr Pepper
this is a pray to win game
It's like Dwayne Johnson playing a fast n furious game
I enjoyed watching this very much thanks asmongold for playing it.
A part of me died when the guy 12:33 did a griddy in front of jesus
This was one of the funniest gaming streams I've seen in a long time! Thank you Jesus and glory to your holy white t shirt!
3:35 wrapped in cloth and placed him in a Manger since there was no guest room available 💀💀💀💀💀
When jeasus said "its jeasus time" I cried and clapped
Jesus fighting Satan in a pool of lava with energy blasts is some of the most blasphemous shit I've ever seen haha
Imagine playing this in VR!
120 Miracles per second got me laughing hard.
Hearing Asmongold read the John 1:1, the hardest opening line ever, was great
When you tell your mum you wants Skyrim and she tells you you already have a Skyrim at home..
The ending here could be very emotional. Where you know what your fate is but you keep going anyway to save the world. If they did it right it would shed more tears than even the last of us.
Bruh John the Baptist is literally Jesus’ cousin, He’s known him His whole life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really impressed by Asmon's Biblical knowledge. Way to spread the word to these naïve chatters/blind haters! God bless all ya'll
The only problem with this game is that it’s totally pray-to-win.
Gospel truth, right there
I got so mad when he was just too stupid to move the freakin fish to the boat :D great variety content sir. You always amaze me how you just take a game and make it work for your audience just by your commenting.
"it's not shungite, these are Satan crystals!"
dude, I thought the stream was already freaking hilarious. BUT the comments to this video are even BETTER!
"Holy Shit" - Asmon Jesus.
I remember I was at a pub once and I thought I was tripping on Oban, because I saw a guy with a beard dressed like he’d just performed the lead role in a passion play. No joke. Cracked me up. He was sitting at the bar. Having an IPA. Good to know Jesus has taste.
Yeah bad taste. Maybe he was drinking an IPA because it's like Christmas tree in a can and it reminds him of his B-day
@@middlesiderriderit was a craft beer x
@@christhornycroft3686 well Jesus was a carpenter, so I imagine he enjoys crafts
when you knew jesus only on a professional level:
to wife: "Darling, have you heard about this, they cruzified our carpenter!"
I’m a christian but damn this is interesting 😂. I always see Asmon as a look alike of the artist who played Christ in Passion movie 😂 and bro, the *THUMBNAIL* 😭😂
Only game where GOD-MODE is no cheat...
Of course this game was easy for Asmon, he had God mode turned on the whole time!
"oh I don't need to read it" that response plus the eyebrows man wtf lol
Jesus Christ Superstar!
The sheer amount of times asmon can't figure out basic controls lol, it's right there in your face press the right mouse button and he keeps pressing the other one lol
Asmon was impressed he could run... as Jesus, the guy that can literally walk on water. Of course he can run ffs lol
That part when jesus and the navy seals took down Osama was dope. A++
This voice acting is golden. When I heard Andrew 😂😂😂 had me crying
And the Lord said unto his people,
"Come forth, and ye shall receive eternal life."
But Paul came fifth and he only won a toaster.
Damn, this whole time my parents have been worshiping you
6:19 Asmong has finally become Jesus, and it takes him only 4 seconds to destroy everything.
I hope Asmon plays the full release as well!