@@Ona1000 see this is why I stopped playing wow, dumbing down the game for players. Asmon clearly been playing wow too long to know how to press more than 2 buttons.
It was like watching your younger brother. He doesn't listen to the mechanics you tell him about and thinks he can just beat the boss by simply attacking.
2:30:19 I'm going to leave this here for posterity. I know the *Mage Tower Headbut* is the ultimate Asmongold clip, but this *Retry Again* clip has to be a close second!
I've never seen Asmongold angry (and almost tilted) until I left my PC on, running videos, and watched him (while eating breakfast burritos) during the dragon fight.
@@skyguy377 for me I think I struggled the most against the giant robot and also the Medusa girl. I died a bunch of times on those 2 and surprisingly didn’t struggle much with the dragon
after the vegetables he actually did better than I expected, like damn I don't really remember my first run on this but my ass was getting kicked on hildaberg and my guy beat her in 3 tries wtf
You really think so? I think quite opposite. I feel like his chat is pretty much cancer, full of "advice friends" and annoying people. It's good that in this game chat can't spoil many things. When he was playing Dark Souls the advices coming from everywhere were really annoying. Have you ever seen Happy Hob's chat? This is the most friendliest community on the planet :o
Asmon learns one thing then forgets two things he just learned. He consequently must relearn how to play the game repeatedly, even after he seemingly has understood it and put it to practice.
At the last stage in this video why does he feel the need to constantly run? There is no time limit, no raising water. He could just take his time and slowly progress but he just runs into things while constantly miscalculating how fast enemies die from his attacks. Then he smashes his face and repeats the same thing.
Hold up, the Devil cant collect all these souls he won so why should they be worried about the Devil. Just leave like everyone else and tell him to F off.
Sometimes I doubt him and his intelligence. I mean, nobody, playing a game for the first time, knows all tricks and in stress situations I sometimes forget some moves too, I am able to perform. But this man is something else and it triggers me so hard. He can't even fucking remember a few buttons to push in a simple game design like this. That's only because, he is always so overwhelmed with everything and gets stressed very fast. Let him play games like Tarkov or Arma where you have to push like over 30 buttons. 🤣
Vsync (vertical sync) is good to reduce screen tearing. It limits the frame rate of the application (game) to the refresh rate of the display. Sometimes it's just necessary. You'll have more latency in comparison to if your game was running at a faster frame rate (even at the same refresh rate), but it's still minor compared to the great annoyance that screen tearing is. Try without it, then turn it on if screen tearing occurs.
@@IudexGundyr325 its when your digestive track (ascending colon) is inflamed to the point where it makes it hard to digest things properly. This can cause sharp pain and nausea frequently. I also can't eat a lot of certain things now because they won't digest unfortunately
@@IudexGundyr325 unfortunately there is no cure yet, however I've learned some diets that help ease the process. I'm alot better off than I was a few months ago, diet really helps!
@@gamingempirewatch I am glad to hear you can at least feel less pain, i hope you will live long enough to see the creation of a cure and have the possibility to be cured from it
just about to leave the tutorial area XD..." I ALREADY BEAT THE GAME!haha!" * me RAGING at monitor * "AND HE HASNT EVEN MASTERED TO PRESS FUCKING B YET!!!!!!! -.- " * GAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR *
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>Plays on controller
>Refuses to parry
>Refuses to shrink as plane
>Refuses to go to shop
>Refuses to us EXs
>Gets mad
whats wrong with playing on controller???
What’s wrong with playing with controller? A lot of people prefer that over a keyboard
@@gaelastua5099 i think its more the fact that he truly believed he had to play on controller, when he could've easily switched
4:49
"he will ragequit this 100%"
- MilchiWay the Prophet.
2:22:52 “We’ll see who’s laughing whenever you’re done laughing”
-Asmongold
Lol
44:20 McConnel had enough of Asmon disregard for mechanics.
Lucas thank the fucking lord for him. I was getting so pissed
@@Ona1000 see this is why I stopped playing wow, dumbing down the game for players.
Asmon clearly been playing wow too long to know how to press more than 2 buttons.
I was actually frustrated by this and it kinda made Asmon seem dumb, confirmed when he actually just decided to disregard a HUGE mechanic in the game
@@blueberry5822 YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO PRESS THE BUTTON ASMON 🤓 FUCK YOU ASMON. Actually fucking Losers OMEGALUL.
He never learns on his own.
3:39:20 LMAO you can see the piece of controller whiz past the cam
😂 thank you, probably wouldn't have seen it otherwise.
he did exceptionally well considering he didn't buy any upgrades like the invincible dash, or used his super at all lul
he did buy the smoke grenade, just used it poorly.
and the complete lack of parrying which makes a lot of fights, like honeycomb herald, a lot easier
He did both...
Exceptionally well???? Ah sure ok
NO UPGRADES LULW NO SUPER LULW NO PARRY LULW NO ALTERNATIVE WEAPONS LULW NO S RANK LULW NO MINI PLANE LULW NO COINS LULW NO STOPPING GIGACHAD
Asmongold: Its a carrot!
Onions: Am i a joke to you?
It was like watching your younger brother. He doesn't listen to the mechanics you tell him about and thinks he can just beat the boss by simply attacking.
bro he wasnt just simply attacking, he was attacking the HANDS, the most vulnerable part of any boss!
@Grim reaper touche'
His 2D platforming and shooter skills are on full display here. Reaction speed hasn't declined too much, yet.
Baldhead vs cuphead
hahaha you won!
hahaha you won!
hahaha you won!
hahaha you won!
hahaha you won!
2:30:19 I'm going to leave this here for posterity.
I know the *Mage Tower Headbut* is the ultimate Asmongold clip, but this *Retry Again* clip has to be a close second!
*This clip lives rent free in my head*
The dark souls 1 clips are also soo good
Hahahaha that was amazing
1:05:45
"It's like the Nameless King, but he shoots off horseshoes and he's a fucking donkey."
Funniest things that happened> 18:30, 25:45, 44:18 51:48, 1:50:54, 2:30:17, 2:33:37, 2:45:52,
I wish Asmon would play more games like this, one of the best streams i've ever watched. Thanks for uploading the VOD!
The frantic playful jazz music and the pure rage during the dragon make for some beautiful comedy
I was howling in laughter on that fight lol
I've never seen Asmongold angry (and almost tilted) until I left my PC on, running videos, and watched him (while eating breakfast burritos) during the dragon fight.
just you wait, watch his Sekiro run 😂
He did pretty good for his first try, hes already pretty much done, just 1 more stream and itll be over
I like how his chat has been screaming for him for ages that he can use the damned keyboard xD
1:00:23 I already died 165 times at this point. he's pretty good.
He also hit “retry” a lot which doesn’t count as a death.
true@@Budd631
@@Budd631I think anyone would retry only having 1hp on the first phase😂
this game really gets you to listen to its soundtrack all day long so you can get all the funny memories
watching asmon's first gameplay after he reacted to the infamous Dan's tutorial failure :D
He did pretty good I had so many more deaths after the first world
I love how passionate he is about hating waffles.
And donkeys
"Mustard gets on your shirt and never comes off!"
So does ketchup.
Both are noticable stains too.
2:13:16 ur welcome
This is the rage I wanted to see during Dark Souls and hopefully the one I will see during Bloodborne.
@@dummiesaywhat since he has not used a controller in years i can see why hes so mad
Dude he was mad af playing Dark Souls
He played like half the game before he even realized he could use super attacks
I KNEW he was going to roll into the other frog and become a SLOT MACHINE
20:05: "Good thing I had my die move"
19:54 oh my god I can’t stop laughing at his face here
3 hours in and he isn't parrying yet
The whole dragon fight I was shouting for him to try another weapon.
He's definitely better than a certain game journalist, that's for sure.
Most game "journalists"
I’ve never seen someone refuse to adapt as much as asmon. Its pretty funny.
Asmongolds the only guy who forgets game mechanics level to level
"is this rayman" in chat ahahahahaah
Du hier?
well.. is it?
Päp äpäüüi
@@Watchiratzuu nope.. def rayman..
Einfach corrupted in den Kommentaren getroffen, ja moin :)
this dude made me laugh so hard i almost cried
Onion appears, "Its a carrot"
The fact that he had more trouble with Bee Bitch than with Dragon Douche is astounding
Yo the dragon was the hardest boss to me.
@@skyguy377 right?!
@@skyguy377 for me I think I struggled the most against the giant robot and also the Medusa girl. I died a bunch of times on those 2 and surprisingly didn’t struggle much with the dragon
@@jeremyroberts8822 Oh yeah the robot is a bitch
11:43 Sadge
28:41 Pepega
45:14 Pepega x2
Even though he's not parrying anything he's playing really well for a first playthrough.
after the vegetables he actually did better than I expected, like damn I don't really remember my first run on this but my ass was getting kicked on hildaberg and my guy beat her in 3 tries wtf
2:46:30
oi oi oi
Yo thank you for uploading the full stream with a chat because chat is what makes him funny.
You really think so? I think quite opposite. I feel like his chat is pretty much cancer, full of "advice friends" and annoying people. It's good that in this game chat can't spoil many things. When he was playing Dark Souls the advices coming from everywhere were really annoying.
Have you ever seen Happy Hob's chat? This is the most friendliest community on the planet :o
@@Golab08 The advice is annoying, but the emotes are really funny, LUL when he dies, D: when he says something mean, etc
@@alarmgoesding Yea, you have a good point. I think I'm allergic to spoilers.
The majority of people in Twitch chats are brats or man children they make for good entertainment though
He is extremely good. And he said he had bad hand movement and reflexed when he started DS1. But it took me like 30 hours to do there what he did in 3
Because you Fat roll XD
I’m pretty sure you just suck no offence. It took me 6 hours to finish the main game and some of the bosses took me a while. 30 is like insanely slow.
goddamn I think you already laid him with that, laid him in his coffin @@Dajones9191
@davejones77 he's not in training bro he's clearly fully fledged
Stream pressure helps
>calls an apple a carrot
>calls an onion a carrot
At least he called the carrot a carrot too
Called the candy corn a carrot
This is still great in 2022. Watch the tutorial and then proceed to forget it the tutorial lol
24:35 Asmongold when he smashed his head on the desk be like
1:30:00 is my favorite part
Man, I think, all things considered, you were much less angry than most who play this game.
He did way better than the game review in the tutorial. Maybe even beat the pidgin.
11:42 “It’s a carrot.”🥕 🧅😂😂
B-, that's an A.
I fucking died.
That meltdown at 2:30:26 had me dyin lmao.
The Start : I Beat this game basically... this is gonna be easy.
The End : f***ing hard
Finally came out on ps4
Yea ik I'm on island 3 hard to
I started today
@@alexiso.riveraramirez8307 I I'm on island 3 it hard
Zykeon Dewitt it’s not hard it’s just rng bullet hell just calm and you can do it
@@randys7750 yeah I'm almost done with inkwell Island 3 I need best the robot bee train
I bet the chat is on the 2nd level and laughing at him winning
I love how he said he figured out how to press b like it was his first time on a controller
if someone can time stamp where he just head slams his desk for me that'd be great
He dosent
Forgetting smoke dash existed 4 bosses after he bought it definitely hurt him... it's one of the absolutely best abilities.
2:30 The casino is after the phantom express, making it on the wrong side of the tracks, god I love this game
that ultimate on the baseball adds was iq 9000 play
What's funny is that unlike dark souls,you can't blame the game
Asmon learns one thing then forgets two things he just learned. He consequently must relearn how to play the game repeatedly, even after he seemingly has understood it and put it to practice.
At the last stage in this video why does he feel the need to constantly run? There is no time limit, no raising water. He could just take his time and slowly progress but he just runs into things while constantly miscalculating how fast enemies die from his attacks. Then he smashes his face and repeats the same thing.
Hold up, the Devil cant collect all these souls he won so why should they be worried about the Devil. Just leave like everyone else and tell him to F off.
"do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again..."
God, this game is gorgeous. 😳 What a freaking masterpiece. The nostalgic animation, the spot-on music. Just brilliant.
1920s? He must’ve met duke at some point that cool
Sometimes I doubt him and his intelligence.
I mean, nobody, playing a game for the first time, knows all tricks and in stress situations I sometimes forget some moves too, I am able to perform.
But this man is something else and it triggers me so hard.
He can't even fucking remember a few buttons to push in a simple game design like this.
That's only because, he is always so overwhelmed with everything and gets stressed very fast.
Let him play games like Tarkov or Arma where you have to push like over 30 buttons. 🤣
Ppl QQing about the keyboard thing.... man these kinds of games have always and will always be better with a controller, fact.
Watching that first carrot fight was painful as fuck...
8:42 words said before disaster
At 2:20 Boss, that place reminds me of The Throne of the Four Winds, in the background. :O
1:08:48 Asmongold: If I hit the wrong button that’s not my fault. Me: Must be the controller’s fault then. 😂
8:51 my favorite part
Vsync (vertical sync) is good to reduce screen tearing. It limits the frame rate of the application (game) to the refresh rate of the display. Sometimes it's just necessary. You'll have more latency in comparison to if your game was running at a faster frame rate (even at the same refresh rate), but it's still minor compared to the great annoyance that screen tearing is. Try without it, then turn it on if screen tearing occurs.
Just got diagnosed with colitis, this stream is so good right now👌
What is colitis ?
@@IudexGundyr325 its when your digestive track (ascending colon) is inflamed to the point where it makes it hard to digest things properly. This can cause sharp pain and nausea frequently. I also can't eat a lot of certain things now because they won't digest unfortunately
@@gamingempirewatch oh shit, sorry to hear that... is this healable in any way?
@@IudexGundyr325 unfortunately there is no cure yet, however I've learned some diets that help ease the process. I'm alot better off than I was a few months ago, diet really helps!
@@gamingempirewatch I am glad to hear you can at least feel less pain, i hope you will live long enough to see the creation of a cure and have the possibility to be cured from it
Thanks for the vid dude
"You died" :D
"Thats the whole grocery store" 😂😂
Guess what, there’s more than one button. Try some of the others. Might help a bit.
You can tell he plays world of warcraft as he thinks standing still is how he gets stuff done.
0:07--0:11 *Yes.* That's it. You've just described the game.
28:40 - Joe Biden speech.
man the music gives me anxiety over long periods of time
Laughed so hard.... thanks for upload
44:20
1:33:35
Cup head giving 💥
(Super Used)
bro plays with the same rage as me, glorious
Even after all this time i still can't believe how much time he took to noticed that he could fucking aim the shots...
Alternative title: Asmongold fail/salt movie
I'm gonna play with a controller
" Next stream I broke my controller...
love you asmond 💗 best playthrough
just about to leave the tutorial area XD..." I ALREADY BEAT THE GAME!haha!"
* me RAGING at monitor * "AND HE HASNT EVEN MASTERED TO PRESS FUCKING B YET!!!!!!! -.- " * GAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR *
it's a carrot :')...
Someone never ate his greens...
Neither carrots nor onions are green
This game is much more fun to watch someone else play than play it yourself.
"Just kill me" is so relatable!
I am curious to what he DOESN'T hate. He hates baseball, donkeys, waffles, carrots, basicly everything he hates. lol..
1:00:38 when I got here it said 179 so I think he did good