Asmongold BRAIN EXPLODES From IMPOSSIBLE Only Up Speed Run

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  • @elcastro5000
    @elcastro5000 Рік тому +3913

    His girl begging him to uninstall the game at the end 💀😂

    • @djtoxicdhg
      @djtoxicdhg Рік тому +308

      Best part lmfao

    • @mathewsibonga8669
      @mathewsibonga8669 Рік тому +170

      ​@@jeffcxxdamn. So they're a pair of crazy people. In a good way. Wow.

    • @YoungBoomerlol
      @YoungBoomerlol Рік тому +258

      At first I was kinda sad that they both weren’t just in pure celebration mode. Then I saw the description of his video at the end and I think he was sick of that game as well😂

    • @BeguillingMirage
      @BeguillingMirage Рік тому +41

      Yeah, we’re forgetting why we’re here. It’s not playing games.

    • @explicitreverberation9826
      @explicitreverberation9826 10 місяців тому +52

      That woman...has more patience..than God

  • @TayMusak
    @TayMusak Рік тому +433

    I love the fact that Asmond literally mentions how it's possible to DO BETTER, right at the last leap, haha! With her chanting "UNINSTALL UNINSTALL!" in the background! Bravo!

    • @jmw1500
      @jmw1500 7 місяців тому +9

      Angel and Devil on Distortion's shoulders. Lol

    • @KongQuestCo
      @KongQuestCo 5 місяців тому +3

      @@jmw1500which is which?😂

  • @Cnith
    @Cnith Рік тому +2358

    Speedrunners never cease to amaze me. They're sort of like the community that colabs to find extremely secret things in WoW. Always pushing for more.

    • @BeneMaNiaC1337
      @BeneMaNiaC1337 Рік тому +55

      @granttodd3118 Distortion is out of this world. I think he is the most talented gamer the world has ever witnessed.

    • @nvrvziiz8597
      @nvrvziiz8597 Рік тому +12

      Dist is Him

    • @cristeto96
      @cristeto96 Рік тому +12

      Distortion actually found some of the most breaking glitches for the run

    • @adaloisio007
      @adaloisio007 Рік тому +2

      Your mom IS on a whole other level. 🤗

    • @Ag3nt-MC
      @Ag3nt-MC Рік тому

      Cant wait for distortion to be mentioned 17 times in the summoning salt only up! WR progression video

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 6 місяців тому +129

    Dudes girl is legit begging him to Uninstall the game. He's probably spent hundreds, if not thousands of hours just for that speed run.

    • @Mrfinch9999
      @Mrfinch9999 3 місяці тому +10

      Dude should uninstall the girl from his life instead then. Find a girl willing to accept this legend.

    • @kspade1788
      @kspade1788 3 місяці тому +36

      ⁠​⁠@@Mrfinch9999or maybe the girl just cares about the guy's mental and physically stability when he spent hundreds of hours doing the same thing over and over? This is amazing work, but it is in no way healthy for any human

    • @Mrfinch9999
      @Mrfinch9999 3 місяці тому +4

      @@kspade1788 You mean like most other hobbies? Heck, most people spend thousands to tens of thousands of hours on social Hating a hobby is not healthy.

    • @kspade1788
      @kspade1788 3 місяці тому +18

      @@Mrfinch9999 most people don't spend hundreds of hours CONSECUTIVELY on hobbies. Hobbies should NOT be impairing your eating and sleeping habits.
      And it's crazy how you just assumed it's "hating" when all the girl said was uninstall the game AFTER the guy finished the speed run.
      Plus this isn't even considered a hobby at this point. With the amount of hours spent, it's a full time job. If you're working 80hours a week with little to no break for a month or two, and your significant other said to take it easy, is it considered "hating"????

    • @Grd77
      @Grd77 2 місяці тому +2

      @@kspade1788nah bro that girl is nutty. Don’t send a paragraph excusing that narcissism 😂

  • @dangilboa6496
    @dangilboa6496 Рік тому +316

    I was on Distortion stream for a while when he was practicing this. So many hours of hard work and frustration. Nothing but respect to the speedrunning community. and Distortion is of the best of them.

    • @Bogidani
      @Bogidani 2 місяці тому +2

      Yeah nothing but respect for people dedicating countless hours on doing something absolutely worthless. I guess no effing respect for the people actually creating medicine, saving lifes and comparable shit. Mankind deserves to end. This is crazy how delusional people are.

    • @kyatsuka
      @kyatsuka 2 місяці тому +4

      ​​​@@Bogidani Oh yeah and what do you do for a living? Pretty high horse you got there.

    • @timofy2641
      @timofy2641 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Bogidani You gotta be rage-baiting. Ever heard of athletes, film directors, game developmers? Idk if you're new to this world but 90% of all jobs provide nothing useful to society

  • @Tyyin.
    @Tyyin. Рік тому +1091

    Man - I'm happy for Distortion2. No matter which game - he hard practice his speed runs lol

    • @ActionAbe1
      @ActionAbe1 Рік тому +82

      dist is a literal god gamer. unreal how good he is at speedrunning basically anything

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 Рік тому +13

      DISTING

    • @mango-float
      @mango-float Рік тому +20

      i subbed to him for a particular speedrun. everytime a new game comes out i get notifs of him getting speedrun records

    • @Finnsta
      @Finnsta Рік тому +4

      @@ActionAbe1yeah it’s legitimately insane. he’s gotta be the worlds best runner with the variety of games he has records in

    • @isuck6049
      @isuck6049 Рік тому +1

      Bro could honestly speedrun any game and get insanely good at everything

  • @Lincy7734
    @Lincy7734 Рік тому +1592

    Distortion isnt just a mere mortal, he is a god amongst men

    • @mostneuter
      @mostneuter Рік тому +5

      tbf they are just allowing certain glitch that advantages him

    • @ricssousa5964
      @ricssousa5964 Рік тому +102

      @@mostneuter and anyone can do those glitches. besides, some of the glitches weren't found by him, he just makes them better, so its naive to say they're allowing some that advantage him.

    • @mostneuter
      @mostneuter Рік тому +5

      "anyone can do those glitches" what about every other glitches and exploits that aren't allowed? anyone can do those too if we are going this road

    • @Keyshawn13
      @Keyshawn13 Рік тому +56

      ​@@mostneuteryou make no sense bro 😅😅 why would anyone use a glitch that won't benefit them lmfaoooo

    • @djtoxicdhg
      @djtoxicdhg Рік тому +7

      ​@@mostneuterregardless its vary inpresive and ever game has that in the speedruning camunity

  • @lexmortis5722
    @lexmortis5722 Рік тому +793

    The fact that we can here the keyboard makes this very nice to watch, seriously. A hole comidic dimension is added thanks to this

    • @cyborgslayer8083
      @cyborgslayer8083 Рік тому +17

      @@dyyylllaannn people just don't proof-read anymore...

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother Рік тому +11

      cometic. like a comet.

    • @flavioromano8754
      @flavioromano8754 Рік тому +27

      hear*
      shit, i not even going to try to correct the rest.
      just re write the whole thing!

    • @JROD082384
      @JROD082384 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@cyborgslayer8083
      Proofreading only works if you are literate...

    • @TheyAreNotAllDrones
      @TheyAreNotAllDrones 5 місяців тому +1

      Here hole comidic

  • @Mike-gs2gn
    @Mike-gs2gn Рік тому +456

    I watched distortion practice the boat skip for like 10 hours one day. Dude is a grinder.

    • @andyb9664
      @andyb9664 Рік тому +9

      Omfg 😱

    • @inkanthem
      @inkanthem Рік тому +37

      You are too apparently 🤙

    • @mohduk4
      @mohduk4 Рік тому +18

      I like his content but he needs to touch a grass Asap

    • @sarahwolfe1154
      @sarahwolfe1154 Рік тому +10

      I used to watch him run DS2 way way way back in the day but I can't imagine watching someone practice.

    • @lindeop4632
      @lindeop4632 Рік тому +13

      It is a bit sad when you think about it.

  • @kliersheed
    @kliersheed Рік тому +162

    if the world was a simulation, speedrunners would have found out by now.

    • @NobodyNowhere888
      @NobodyNowhere888 9 місяців тому +7

      Don’t tempt Distortion, he might actually do it.

    • @Abc86aik
      @Abc86aik 5 місяців тому

      Good one 😊

    • @UnityRightNow
      @UnityRightNow 4 місяці тому +6

      Maybe all the people doing super random shit u cant understand are actually just building momentum to no clip out of the simulation

    • @mikericcardi2401
      @mikericcardi2401 3 місяці тому +7

      Speed runners already exist it's called suicide

  • @baziwan9407
    @baziwan9407 Рік тому +112

    19:00 Another pretty common one is devs don't normalize their velocity vector, so moving diagonally gives you say 2m/s forward plus 2m/s right which means you are moving at about 2.9 m/s (sqrt of A squared + B squared)

    • @johndymond4596
      @johndymond4596 Рік тому +1

      Ok now in english please

    • @kv1_t34
      @kv1_t34 Рік тому +19

      ​@@johndymond4596 Move front and move less than front you move more fast.

    • @baziwan9407
      @baziwan9407 Рік тому +36

      @@johndymond4596 push w move slow. push w and d move faster

    • @jesusrots
      @jesusrots Рік тому +12

      @@johndymond4596how do you not understand that ffs

    • @baziwan9407
      @baziwan9407 Рік тому +4

      @@jesusrots American education. I had to go through at least 3 years of college to learn. Me ask Grug me am smart.

  • @vspangti
    @vspangti Рік тому +44

    Asmon's face at the end, at the dragon wing jump thingy to the finsh line, went from confused to shocked to surprised to shocked again to completely awestruck to completely awestruck with max open eyes to acceptance. What an incredible feat.. unbelievable yet existing!

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 Рік тому +83

    The fact that the last trick is the Dragon tossing him skyward to the ending is amazing.

  • @painkiller5657
    @painkiller5657 Рік тому +63

    The 2nd place is a cool 36seconds longer. At this point, distortion is competing against himself.

  • @lasarith2
    @lasarith2 Рік тому +70

    5:20 I was waiting for that 😂
    14:21 and this bit.
    20:01 and especially this bit

  • @joshr96
    @joshr96 Рік тому +121

    I think Distortion might be one of the best speedrunners out there. Something so fun watching these guys speedrun live. Couldn't stop watching his streams until he hit this new record. Sad he's done with the game now, but he deserves a much needed rest. He got what he came for. GG

    • @Tcraft024
      @Tcraft024 Рік тому

      He said he’s done??

    • @megmc80
      @megmc80 Рік тому +17

      @@Tcraft024 Did you not watch till the end? He uninstalled after that run.

    • @joshr96
      @joshr96 Рік тому +4

      @@Tcraft024 For now at least. Said he might reinstall if new skips are discovered or the devs change the game in a meaningful way.

  • @alyson4791
    @alyson4791 11 днів тому +5

    The most deadly combination is a man with skill and patience

  • @legitrequisite
    @legitrequisite Рік тому +62

    Distortion representing for Murrica on the 4th of July. Truly a national treasure in the gaming community.

  • @tooru3188
    @tooru3188 Рік тому +101

    People calling distortion a cheater literally have not looked at the rules for this speedrun 💀

    • @Graestra
      @Graestra Рік тому +21

      I looked at the rules and what's allowed and what isn't seems completely arbitrary to me. Why are some glitches okay but others aren't?

    • @jonnyjoker01
      @jonnyjoker01 Рік тому +28

      ​@@GraestraBecause some glitches are cheap and require no skill to pull off

    • @LINKedup101
      @LINKedup101 Рік тому +28

      ​@@Graestrait's about skill-based skips vs broken as shit no-skill skips

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro Рік тому +20

      @@LINKedup101 So this shouldn't be called any% then.

    • @dominicegloff2059
      @dominicegloff2059 22 дні тому +1

      he is using glitches and bugs who arent intended and any who uses them shoudnt be called a speed runner, but still impressive cheat and exploit run

  • @woozy96
    @woozy96 Рік тому +18

    13:52 That is the most juiced-out neurons ever used in your brain.

  • @HaraldinChina
    @HaraldinChina 11 місяців тому +24

    20:49 "you really grew a beard in that time" 😂😂😂😂

  • @marcus1228
    @marcus1228 Рік тому +71

    This guy goated. He had better runs, but kept getting ripped. He never gave up tho. Great dude.

    • @coffeebean_tamer
      @coffeebean_tamer Рік тому +1

      Is this the same UA-camr that does dishourened?

    • @marcus1228
      @marcus1228 Рік тому +3

      @@coffeebean_tamer maybe. Distortion2 does resident evil and souls speedruns a lot.

    • @Ren3gade
      @Ren3gade Рік тому

      @@coffeebean_tamer I watched him do a lot of Elden Ring speedruns. He's so good Lol

  • @rachelgriffin3957
    @rachelgriffin3957 Рік тому +72

    man, i'm not even off the ground floor by the time he's completed the run 😄 awesome stuff to watch!

  • @DanLovesBooks
    @DanLovesBooks Рік тому +15

    That woman at the end sounds like a real joy to be around, and so supportive!

  • @DariusDRB
    @DariusDRB Рік тому +202

    Imagine how many times they fell to achieve this. At higher levels a mistake is more painful

    • @genericscottishchannel1603
      @genericscottishchannel1603 Рік тому +16

      he

    • @DariusDRB
      @DariusDRB Рік тому +15

      They as a community

    • @mackmcd
      @mackmcd Рік тому +13

      200 hours of practice and honing in 2 weeks. The man is a machine.

    • @megmc80
      @megmc80 Рік тому +11

      Pretty sure he was like 8 hrs in on just that day alone. I don’t know how they can do run after run all day long and sometimes missing boat or dragon skip. ZexRow was live for more than 24 hrs one day. Absolutely crazy.

    • @onlineaddiction7712
      @onlineaddiction7712 Рік тому +8

      They have mods which allow them to restart at certain points so as far as practice goes they don’t have to restart

  • @Brindlebrother
    @Brindlebrother Рік тому +4

    14:00 The face you make when you witness sheer calculated insanity

  • @bigfil1981
    @bigfil1981 Рік тому +33

    Sometimes i think content like this is so easy and asmon is profiting from others. But id never have known about this speedrunner or even the game without him.

    • @harperhomeruns
      @harperhomeruns Рік тому +2

      You forget the fact that videos like this give massive exposure and publicity to the people. It’s not just pure profit for one reacting

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 Рік тому +3

      You MUST credit the creators, and encourage your audience to check them out. Anything else is pure profiting.

    • @ribertfranhanreagen9821
      @ribertfranhanreagen9821 Місяць тому +1

      Since it's so easy you should make one too be rich.

    • @bigfil1981
      @bigfil1981 Місяць тому

      @@harperhomeruns I didn't forget anything.

    • @bigfil1981
      @bigfil1981 Місяць тому

      @@ribertfranhanreagen9821 😆

  • @mikeviray6152
    @mikeviray6152 Рік тому +21

    this man had 200 hours on ONLY UP thats like comparable to most POE players before they quit a LEAGUE in context around 150-300 hours lol

  • @KrytinX
    @KrytinX Рік тому +7

    How the hell did asmon press play on the video @18:44?

  • @00mike91
    @00mike91 Рік тому +11

    Distortion just lives life on hard mode at this point man makes any game look just simply easy

  • @jackb8410
    @jackb8410 Рік тому +78

    I feel like speedrunning should be a special olympics event

    • @FriedSheep69
      @FriedSheep69 Рік тому +19

      They already have the Paralympics for handicapped and mentally impaired people so no.

    • @gsczo
      @gsczo Рік тому +1

      who cares about olympics, but there are speedrun events or competitions, sure but there could be more

    • @TheJohn_Highway
      @TheJohn_Highway 7 місяців тому

      ​@@gsczo
      "Who cares about Olympics"
      Only the greatest athletes on this earth

    • @andrewlynch1754
      @andrewlynch1754 3 місяці тому

      Massively underrated comment 😂😅

    • @biaoczerwonywilk3109
      @biaoczerwonywilk3109 3 місяці тому

      Yo mean like paraolimpic?

  • @pauldomino
    @pauldomino Рік тому +3

    'HIS SPEED BEATS THE ASSETS RENDERING IN' 🤣

  • @Libertas_P77
    @Libertas_P77 Рік тому +17

    This is some of the most mind blowing speed running I’ve ever seen. Having played and eventually beaten Only Up after 3 days of intense play, this is insane skills.

  • @anealsrikant9254
    @anealsrikant9254 Рік тому +58

    I'm not even into video games but I have to say that was astonishing kudos to whoever was playing the speed run

  • @ChrisCatchTheHat
    @ChrisCatchTheHat Рік тому +20

    "you really grew a beard in this time" - gf very happy to have her boy back from the game :D

  • @The_LightArrow
    @The_LightArrow Рік тому +45

    Dist is insane at speedrunning, he never. Ceases to impress me with his runs

  • @cadenkeider3484
    @cadenkeider3484 Рік тому +3

    His girl deprived of attention at the end lmao. "now will you uninstallllllllllllll."

  • @mashi81
    @mashi81 Рік тому +28

    Almost 4k tries... I could never do something like this, I lack the tenacity

  • @hawaiilacrosse44
    @hawaiilacrosse44 Рік тому +5

    Sharon def grew many beards over years of watching Distortion torture himself. Big W

  • @kharnael
    @kharnael Рік тому

    wakes up, fucks up world record, uninstalls
    and of course, refuses to elaborate

  • @Neotatoes
    @Neotatoes Рік тому +3

    I’m glad you watched this guy he’s great 👍🏽 very good run too

  • @cloudconnected5230
    @cloudconnected5230 Рік тому +2

    Every CoD jumper from 1.7 vanilla to MW4 is looking at this and licking their lips.

  • @TheHateHarbinger
    @TheHateHarbinger Рік тому +2

    The edits are amazing like at 17:22

  • @brekkoh
    @brekkoh Рік тому +3

    Honestly the consistency to execute the regular jumps in between the crazy skips is the part that makes this impressive

  • @Goudgeld70
    @Goudgeld70 Рік тому +2

    Okay, Ehm, Oooh, Damn, He is moving pretty fast, Jezus, Okay, Yep, Oh shit, Alright

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 15 днів тому +1

    2:44 Godlike commentary 😂

  • @AdversaryGaming
    @AdversaryGaming Рік тому +1

    I have been watching Distortion speed run souls games for awhile.. I am glad hes finally getting some recognition from other games

  • @cameronbeauregard2342
    @cameronbeauregard2342 Рік тому +3

    Distortion is a god amongst speed runners. dood is such a good guy and he's pretty funny i love his speed runs on Elden Ring the most

  • @DR_DINGLENUT
    @DR_DINGLENUT Рік тому

    My favorite part is "WTF?!!" "So its gonna get better than this??"

  • @EngineeringPilot
    @EngineeringPilot Рік тому +4

    DLC: only down where you have to reach the bottom without dying from fall damage

  • @pardus3803
    @pardus3803 Рік тому +2

    Man the minute I saw Asmon reacting to the first speedrun I went over to my boy Dist and checked if he was speedrunning this game. He was not... yet. And now we're here.

  • @griffin1182
    @griffin1182 Рік тому +1

    Pretty sure the boat glitch works by the game not realizing the character model is stuck yet the player tricks the game by still moving as if they were able to freely walk and they eventually glitch onto the pad once they've triggered the climb mechanic.

  • @sortfaar3
    @sortfaar3 Рік тому +2

    engine related bugs are indeed a thing. dark souls and bloodborne share one common bug due to using the same engine. basically if you kill someone/something with an important drop, e.g a npc (most commonly used for siegward in ds3), they will drop an item which will remain dropped even if you quit the game and reload. well the engine allows you to duplicate that item if you unload and reload that area. back to siegward. he drops a titanite slab, the big old +10 stone, which is why he's one of the most common victims for this bug. basically you kill him in his cell in the profaned capital, and then run back to a specific spot in irithyll where you run back and forth to unload and reload profaned capital, duplicating the items. this works in bloodborne as well, often used on alfred or the rifle spear hunter by vicar amelia for infinite fire or bolt paper depending on who you're killing.

  • @MAR_10-x5w
    @MAR_10-x5w Рік тому +1

    Distortion2 is the ghost of speedrunning❤❤

  • @oriondx72
    @oriondx72 Рік тому +2

    Record is now 16m45 by Feijiwen im sure distortion will come back!

  • @PurplePuffy1
    @PurplePuffy1 Рік тому +2

    15:50 this is a bug itself . they are gonna ban the 21 second speed run yet this is allowed. Doesn't seem right . Either all bugs are ok or none of them are ok. and this speed run shouldnt be allowed if an exploit like this is done.

  • @FreightYo
    @FreightYo 3 місяці тому

    I havent watched a FULL YT video in years... I enjoyed every second of this video. Respect to this man for this SR

  • @ryanwoodlock
    @ryanwoodlock Рік тому +4

    😂 his fucking girlfriend in the background is like are you finally done after he set a WR and he’s just like yeah

  • @NotPoofImATank
    @NotPoofImATank Рік тому

    The cork bug has nothing to do with FPS, but players are required to perform the bug at 30 FPS so that ALL players can use it.
    If it's a bug that is EASIER at a higher FPS or only capable at a higher FPS it is typically not allowed because then players with bad PC's couldn't compete. So the bug is completable at 30FPS so they have to do it at 30 FPS in the run.

  • @aetarz
    @aetarz Рік тому

    Distortion is one of the goats when it comes to variety speedrunning at a high level

  • @IsaiasMGPalafox
    @IsaiasMGPalafox Рік тому +9

    Speedruns like these r Cinema. 🤣👏

  • @lukaszepesi
    @lukaszepesi Рік тому +5

    The record before this was so clean with all the tricks at the start of the run I'm kinda sad that this run where he had a bunch of things not go his way is the one that went sub 17 and he doesn't wanna run the game anymore.

  • @colepeltier8472
    @colepeltier8472 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro I hurt my back so when you reacted at 14:00 I couldn't stop laughing and causing my back to hurt more haha

  • @noodledoodles8144
    @noodledoodles8144 Рік тому +1

    The thing i like abt speed runners is that they're persistent these wr dont just take time but also setbacks from failiing and restarting again and again

  • @PixelatedDream1110
    @PixelatedDream1110 Рік тому +6

    I remember I first watched asmon's video about the speedrun of altf4 and it's no way near vs this reaction.

  • @Tre_Vor194
    @Tre_Vor194 6 місяців тому

    As of today distortion hasn't done another run and this run currently sits in 36th for any %. The current record is 14:45 and only 4 people have sub 15s. Sorry to spoil some of the upcoming summoning salt video. Fun fact, Moist critical was one of the first players on the game and was only about 20% of the record, which is impressive considering his not full hardcore.

  • @xDBoomer
    @xDBoomer Рік тому +5

    I like how you said no crazy bugs in the beginning and he uses the boat launch which is a pretty crazy bug.

  • @Deadlywhite
    @Deadlywhite Рік тому +1

    Can't believe I watched all that. Dude has some mad tricks ~

  • @Advitheiy
    @Advitheiy Рік тому +2

    that buffering on his forehead had me rolling

  • @Desiqnify
    @Desiqnify 8 місяців тому +1

    The Only Up phase was such a fever dream

  • @tarfoncas
    @tarfoncas Рік тому

    I love how Asmon take the ridiculous shortcut parts so serious that he even explain what just happened and this just makes it even funnier for me :D

  • @n3rdst0rm
    @n3rdst0rm Рік тому

    "The game finished me" - every dark souls game for me.

  • @Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer
    @Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer Рік тому +1

    Distortion 2 is the guy games designers dream of for testing their games!

  • @ando_ow
    @ando_ow Рік тому +1

    Lol the small loading edit, gj editor

  • @Corfoo
    @Corfoo Рік тому

    I read half the title so I thought asmon was playing and my jaw dropped 😂😂

  • @MTLud
    @MTLud Рік тому

    "this is like no crazy bugs or anything like that".. ship seems abit like a bug or the champagne bottle, some sick tech

  • @WildClipped
    @WildClipped 4 місяці тому

    Only Down would be a cool DLC concept. The ending at the bottom should be an extremely sealed off area where if you drop anywhere else from up on the map you will certainly face death.

  • @FuttiesRTG-oe3pr
    @FuttiesRTG-oe3pr 7 місяців тому

    5:04 that jump is actually WILD

  • @DanielKje
    @DanielKje Рік тому

    Reminds me a lot of those cs_Surf and cs_Jump maps that we used to play on CS 1.6, back in the day! Could sit for days playing that sh't!🤣

  • @Nexard237
    @Nexard237 Рік тому

    i remmeber my grandma telling me stories about her way to school and i fucking sit here on a computer not capable of delievering me zoom correctly XD

  • @gordonstevens1178
    @gordonstevens1178 Рік тому

    “Of fuck that was good.” That’s what she said. 😂

  • @urchinsify
    @urchinsify Рік тому

    I imagine speed runners eat at restaurants without chewing too

  • @TheHorreK2
    @TheHorreK2 Рік тому +1

    i will never even try to enter the speed run grind but i can appreatiate a master at work

  • @matthewwest2482
    @matthewwest2482 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact the dev of the game keeps adding beds and adjust obstacles to artificially bring down the speed run times

    • @Divisibly9610
      @Divisibly9610 Рік тому +3

      He added a bed in a section that was basically run up a train track for a minute - there was no skill in that section anyway.

  • @lovyNOM
    @lovyNOM 2 місяці тому

    my guess for why the pop bottle frame rate acceleration bug happens is because the game calculates the acceleration per frame based on the frame rate or delta time between frames, then plays that acceleration each frame over an amount of seconds. but not sure

  • @memebobs9011
    @memebobs9011 Рік тому +2

    Asmongold acting like he didn’t pre watch the run is the funniest part of the video

  • @craigsmart1986
    @craigsmart1986 Рік тому +4

    I could do this if I wanted to I just don't wanna.

  • @you_tube6733
    @you_tube6733 Рік тому

    5:52 oh ya scoob? lol

  • @NeutralGravity
    @NeutralGravity Рік тому +2

    Asmongold is like Russell Brand and Tom Green had a baby

  • @Illyrian83_
    @Illyrian83_ Рік тому +1

    Idk if I’m happier for Distortion or for his GF 😂😂😂

  • @L4DReaver
    @L4DReaver Рік тому +2

    So with all the glitches he used, what's the difference between doing this run and just doing a run that speed launches you to the top?

  • @0liverr94
    @0liverr94 Рік тому

    Not familiar with this game.. seen people / clips of it if course.. but i've only watched halo speedruns & dark souls speedruns since thats what i mostly played. Maybe some parts of some other games but this is just simply amazing. I love speedrun videos. That skip he just did with the dragon i feel like made him skip so much. The way these people figured this out especially in this game is astonishing. Simply amazing. Thanks 4 making this video. Was good to see.

  • @fpex_
    @fpex_ Рік тому

    1:23 they moved the tree from left to right lmao

  • @OUTLAWinTX
    @OUTLAWinTX 26 днів тому

    14:01 that tiny platform? Wow

  • @vipetherap2722
    @vipetherap2722 7 місяців тому

    Why is there a jumpcut at 16:16 if this is him reacting to it live, am I missing something?

  • @soi777
    @soi777 Рік тому +1

    Is there a team of old ladies translating enigma codes for Winston Churchill in the background?

  • @dragoon260
    @dragoon260 Рік тому

    THE EDITORS ARE GODS

  • @josephwuebben9754
    @josephwuebben9754 Рік тому

    I watched this whole thing it was great cheers

  • @samapak7
    @samapak7 Рік тому +1

    everyone playing this game need to learn marble blast gold

  • @warzonetvYTDRAMA
    @warzonetvYTDRAMA Рік тому

    Distortion it is the Goat ! True Legend