Explaining the Absurdity of Madame Web
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- Madame Web is out.
Let's laugh at it together.
00:00 Making Spiderman 3 Look Like Spiderman 2
00:28 Dakota Johnson Has Never Seen A Marvel Movie
01:12 He Was With My Mom In The Amazon Researching Spiders
02:51 The Worst Spider Costume Ever
03:39 Who Took This Picture?
04:13 These Rotating Shots Need to Stop
04:23 I Don't Think We're Getting a Sequel
04:50 The Unwatchable Fractured Editing
05:13 Let Me Just Fly to Peru Real Quick
06:15 2003 CGI
06:57 I Present To You... Madame Web
07:13 How to Burn $80 Million
What did you think of Madame Web?
Is there a single one of you that enjoyed it?
Let me know in the comments.
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Definitely a movie of all time. Absolutely a piece from a person
Some might even say it had... audio.
he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died = me writing fanfic in the 5th grade
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Lord of The Rings: whoa, don't judge 2003 CGI. Those are early 90's.
Terminator 2: Hold my beer.
I was hanging off the edge of my seat when Ezekiel grabbed Cassandra to hold her in the path of a moving train, and took a moment to gloat.
"You hear that, Cassie? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Cassie."
But then she countered with, "My name.... is Neo."
And then webbed all over the place.
1:09 “did I die?“ 😂😂
Oh no, why‘d you change the squinting eyes back to normal? (@ thumbnail)
It fitted perfectly!!! She really acts like a walking cardboard. 😂
The movie felt like the DC TV shows on WB (Arrowverse). I was not a fan of those, but I know alot of people are. I took three inner city kids to Madam Web, ages 14, 14, 11. After the movie, I asked them to grade it. They gave it B, F, A. Me, I'd give it a D+.
1:39 That sucked that the suits aren't actually in the movie, they looked cool, talk about misinformation. I feel bad when Sony messes up movies with popular people. It melts my brain when I wonder why famous celebrities want to be a part of the Sony Spider-man movies.
Money 💰 🤑 💸
Nice review of Madam Web, keep up the good work. 😎👍🏾
Also, at 7:12, Really? That’s what Dakota Johnson/Cassie Webb looks like in the future? It looks like she’s wearing a sleep mask. They couldn’t have her wear a red headband over her eyes or something? You know, like both Kenshi from Mortal Kombat and the old version of herself from Spider-Man: Shattered Diamonds. 😂😂🤣
100% agree with all points. This movie is amazing. Amazing in how many terrible choices were made, amazing in that there were actual expectations based on this movie's success, amazing that Sony didn't follow the current trend of shelving this thing altogether and just write it off. By the way, I want to see the rest of this trilogy made by exactly the same people because I need to know ALL the ways my problems can be solved by driving a car into them.
Is no secret that sony is making these unnecessary movies to keep the Spider-man movie rights. And at this point sony doesn't care about making good movies as long they still have Spider-man. And it seems they rather lose money than lose the rights to Spider-man.
is this your new chanel? or you just started it? i love how you narated and your view.
I saw this movie yesterday and thought the movie was decent. I’ll give a 6 or 7 out of 10
You Sir, are the Chef John, of movie reviewers. Subscribed.
I take this as a big compliment thank you.
Love your editing style! Keep up the good work!
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this movie would be better if it was editing weird the entire time
Upgrade is a top tier movie
❤ it man, fun review😂
This is so good (your video)
I like the red cyberpunk glasses and the smile but that's it. Thor 3 was similar as it had the red leather and theme of cyberpunk appropriated into the title card. Neither of the movies used leather and retro styling correctly. The movie felt like a plot bait trap and a pilot episode. The girls should have been in costume and fighting with their powers toward the last half of the movie. That's why this movie is a pilot movie, they wove some nonexistant future plot thread into the movie and fractionalized it. If some movies are cliffhangers at the end,this one is not that because it embedded cliffhangers throughout the plot which produces cognitive dissonance.
she just follows the coordinates written by her mum and the spider-latinx finds her himself because he magically recognised a baby as an adult female with his arana-hombre powers
dude.... even Max's sunglasses are better than madame web.
Jesus this movie is horrendous, good for memes tho
Great Review 👍 👌
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I had a private screening of my own when I went for a morning show for this movie.
Also I just discovered your channel and I love your commentary! Ive never been hooked to a video by a channel with less subs. Hope this channel grows.
Appreciate that. Thanks for watching. 🙏
I kind of want to be this paramedic.
The CW needs to make a madame web show
0:56 what was the problem with editing?
It breaks the 180-degree rule, which is a basic film making rule of thumb where you shouldn't cut from a frame where character A is on the left and B is on the right to one where the opposite is true, because that is confusing. In this case, we see the character running up to the car, then the flip makes it seem that she is also the person inside the car. Of course you can tell that's not the case, but your brain is confused for a moment and has to work harder to parse out what's going on, which makes for a less enjoyable viewing.
There should have been a George Stacy too, Gwen Stacy's dad. Cuz, why not.
punch punch punch
Anyway Sony killed kraven in the Spiderman 2 game let's see how he dies worthless in movies.
Edit : thank you for your sacrifice to watch this masterpiece 🙏
Dakota even realizes how bad of a movie shit is...
Did you say “sunked”?
I don't think so, no.
his not even choking his hands are venom
Moon Knight exists...
Still never watched that
Facts severance season 2 is wassup 👏🏼🙌🏼👨🏻💻, this madem web movie is trash 🗑️
First at 2 views.
L movie, W review
spiderman 2 is one of the worst garbage i ever saw it's even worse than madam web
and piderverse is one of the worst uncartoons ever made
ruined the original story forever
uuuuugh this insane video is even worse than this film
not only it has terrible framerate for no reason this shilc thinks his generation invented the civilization as we know it
this take place in early 2004
smartphones were EVERYWHERE business people were using PPCs and blackberry was the king
kids were already watching film on their phones playing web f2p games i was literally writing in my blog from inside metro on a nokia smartphone
modern touch devices did not invent smartphones or even themseleves. until jobs haven't stole PPC no keyboard designs from other companies with real engineers smartphones already existed for a decade
and GPS was launched in 1978