Why Madame Web is complete GARBAGE | Video Essay
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
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In this Video Essay, we take a look at the latest Superhero Movie from Sony, Madame Web. Morbius has been clowned as one of, if not the worst Comic Book Movies of all time, but it now has some serious competition with Madame Web. Madame Web delivers one of the worst comic book movies I have ever seen. Everything from the poor direction, awful script, terrible dialogue, wooden acting, and uninspired visuals, this is easily a front-runner for the worst movie of 2024. We break it all down and get into Why Madame Web is Complete Garbage!
Madame Web (2024) - Starring - Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney
Morbius (2022)
Venom (2018)
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
Kraven The Hunter (2024)
The Marvels (2023)
Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
0:00 - Intro
1:51 - Sponsor
3:16 - Part 1 (It's Morbin Time)
5:53 - Part 2 (Disaster)
14:45 - Outro - Фільми й анімація
Madame Web or Morbius, what we thinking?
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You seem to not like marvel movies . You went in with a preconception that it would be bad. I personally wouldn't waste my time . I wouldn't sit through a movie I don't like . The glass is half full my man
@@smokinnplatez1426 he's making a video essay on a movie. why wouldn't he sit through the entire movie in order to give a full review? do you complete half of your required job at work and call it a day?
On the contrary, I don’t like bad movies. GotG 3 was great.
@@nathanmartinez519 his youtube channel has many videos about the fall of Disney and his disdain for them. He had a bias before he sat down. Why not report on something you enjoy.
use the brain 🧠 LAh 🤭 dis movie is full action pack 🎉
I feel bad for the cast as they thought they were joining the MCU 😭💀💀
Sadly they joined the M'SHE'U , 💀
LMFAOOO they thought like shit
I mean, not a huge leap of quality tho, both franchises are currently shit
I don't feel sorry for these sell-outs at all
If they thought Sony was mcu then they truly out of the loop
Oh no! I had two tickets for Madame Web in my car, but somebody broke in and left two more tickets! Stay safe everyone!
😂❤❤❤
what a criminal, he should be arrested 😢
Awesome to hear you got 2 free tickets to make up for the 2 you didn’t buy because you have no brain cells to formulate your own opinion based off a movie you dismissed because of others opinions
I’m so sorry you had to go through that. I’d say be with friends, but after the movie, they won’t be your friends anymore. 😂
Those monsters, how could they do this to you
Words cannot express how thankful I am that you sacrificed your time and money so that we don't have to. Every Army has its Vanguard, and every crisis has its First Responders.
Finally its completed:
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Nice
@Follow God:God loves you repent it will be worth it God bless you all💕💜♥️
Truly wasn’t that bad and the Marvels was actually great. People have insane expectations
@@aaroncornish9955 no you just set your bar so low that the concept of standards and values doesn't exist on your level
You're tearing me apart, Sony!
Why are you so hysterical?
Did you hit her?
I understood that reference
She was probably right to fire her agent; I don't want to see Dakota in anything, ever again. It just spells: "AWFUL"
That is not how I got things at all. The movie was bad, but every interview with her was so hilarious that I will go to see her movies now.
@@Tential1 Good luck with that.
@@Tential1 She is smart and has a great sense of humor in interviews. Unfortunately got saddled with the endlessly boring "Gray" series and now this. Not her fault, it's terrible writers and directors....
@@lopezb Didn't she see the script before she accepted the job? It is her fault for taking on these roles.
@@celinesignoret7708perhaps she thought it would be a "so bad it's good" fun, but it wasn't 🤷♂️
Fun Fact : This movie set in the same year The Room released (2003)
The modern studio system is a huge bubble. These movies keep bombing, and either the execs are this clueless, or there is some serious chicanery going on behind the scenes. When the other shoe drops, a lot of regular people are going to lose their jobs due to these decisions.
It’s about time to consider destroying this franchise is the goal!
@@coachduke9323 You also might want to consider the possibility that these spin-offs are being sabotaged from within so Disney can buy the rights from Sony at a lower cost.
There is also the possibility this is intentional as a step towards Disney buying Sony Pictures and bringing them one step closer to a total monopoly.
Food for thought.
From the Roths/childs 25 Point Plan
19. Masquerade as political, financial and economic advisers to carry out our mandates with Diplomacy and without fear of exposing “the secret power behind national and international affairs.”
20. Ultimate world government is the goal. It will be necessary to establish huge monopolies, so even the largest fortunes of the Goyim will depend on us to such an extent that they will go to the bottom together with the credit of their governments on the day after the great political smash.”
If you know who that family is, and if you know who Avi Arad is, you might see a connection.
They are hoping that one of these films makes a billion dollars and that the rest won’t lose much. The problem is that they should be able to identify that these movies don’t have any redeeming features. Good actors are going like why am I here?
@Follow God:God loves you repent it will be worth it God bless you all💕💜♥️
@@coachduke9323 wohldnt that just be giving all the money to anyone else that'll make a half decent movie? Imagine a helldivers movie.....
Honestly the bad acting can definitely be attributed to the horrible direction.
There are some interviews where she openly admits that the movie is shit
Well there is no shit movies but only shit leads that turn in shitty performances
@@madmojo-ou2pz lol ok, like a good lead could’ve said this movie 😂
@Follow God:God loves you repent it will be worth it God bless you all💕💜♥️
@@sorenmn6799I think she gets a pass here. Also, it's clearly her personality. And I'm guessing, since pretty girls are a dime a dozen, her personality helps. I mean, this movie was trash, but her interviews? I would definitely watch a movie for that dead pan humor. Lol. Hell, I'd say her interviews promoted the movie more than anything could. It's so bad she hasn't seen it, but now, I want to see her act in it.
Cuz shes in it
I completely disagree with you. Madame Web is not dogshit. If you watch it properly you will find out it was actually horseshit
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They fooled us
Me after reading this while my mom is watching it: 💀
😂
I like how people in the movie say they don’t watch the movie. Like they’re not even the least bit interested in their own industry.
That's actually quite common, even with tv actors. They're assigned to do their bits, and then they're off somewhere else to do more bits for somebody else. I think it's kind of the equivalent of you not sticking your nose where it don't belong at work, and just doing your job. IOW, for many of them, stuff they starred in doesn't entertain them, and it's nothing more than just a job. I know for my part, I wanted nothing to do with my job apart from just working there. They already have leashes on people enough as it is. Also, in their cases, assembling the movie can take quite a long time. If you were in a movie, say five minutes worth, and it wasn't going to be totally available to be seen until a year later, (or even later) and you had a number of gigs inbetween, would you care? I doubt it. You may not like the lady actors for other reasons, but not knowing what went on with the total shoot isn't the least bit unusual. Maybe they will see it when their career is over or when they have nothing better to do?
Alan Rickman put more emotion into the word “Always” than Dakota Johnson has ever put into her entire acting career.
She's just a nepo baby
Watch Suspiria (2018). She gives a brilliant performance within a remarkable film. The writing and editing of Madame Web is too embarrassing and boring for anyone to come out on top.
Summary: Expected disappointment and was still disappointed🤣
The best line was “you are the Madame of the web”
The writers really thought they did something there
that is top tier dialogue right there
The writer's room dropped that line and all just sat back looking at each other like, "...damn, we actually did it."
"You really are the..." *insert title card*
“Madame Web is complete dog shit”…a review that would make Stuckmann blush
When Dakota turned to the camera and said "it's webbin' time!" That's when I finally gave up with this movie.
Kraven has a good chance of being worse, I'd say.
Wouldn’t be surprised at all
That's what I'm afraid of
At least Kraven is an interesting character and Aaron-Tyler Johnson is a good actor. Not russian like Kraven but hence, the good acting. But it's Sony so i ain't getting my hopes up. But i am actually interested.
@pantermusic6448 Is Kraven interesting, though? I only know him from the recent Spider-man 2 game and he wasn't that compelling.
@@zengamer21 I don't know that much about the character but if he's like what he is in Spiderman 2, i'm sold.
Worse than Morbius? I didn’t think that was even possible.
If this dumpster fire was made by Disney, Dakota Johnson would probably win a Best Action Hero of The Year award.
I hope she's an integral part of the mcu. Every flop would be hilarious to see her interviews. I would pay for the interview.
The fact that the three girls only have their powers in the vision is mad disappointing💀
So, Madame Web 2 when?
The biggest problem is that by going low key and street level, it becomes even less than a No Superhero Superhero movie - it's just a pastiche of 90s teen slasher and something like Witchblade. I love Witchblade, largely because it doesn't pretend to be anything other than a supernatural thriller with a mcguffin. You're bang on with Final Destination (!)
The other great pity is they've poisoned the well for other - much better - female spidey characters. Jessica Drew, Silk, Black Cat, Charlotte Webb, y'know, like all of them... But they had to go with an origin story for Mme Web. What. The. Fuck.
The Creator had the same budget as Madame Web and CGI looked like a 200 million dollar movie.
Too bad the writing was shit in that as well.
We knew this movie was going to fail badly from the very beginning
I can already picture this movie sweeping the Razzies
This movie is so bad that movies that were purposefully made bad like Sharknado look like Oscar nominations in comparison.
Lets not talk about the vehicles she stole and drove for the entirety of the movie and it was never flagged
I don't remember the cgi in Wolverine being bad unless there's a split second moment where you would have to pause at the right time to see it, which I have no idea when.
Even if it’s mediocre, people wouldn’t care shit cuz they’re hooked to the storyline and good writing already. Not everyone cares that much about visuals.
It’s only one scene
Madame Web Is the Spiritual Successor to a Long-Forgotten DC TV Series
The Birds of Prey TV show perfectly parallels Madame Web's energy.
This movie solely exists so Sony can keep the Spider Man licence. I don't think they even care.
atleast the morbius meme will be relevant once again
No, it's not funny anymore. It's tragic.
Doesn't sony have to make spider man related movies or else they will lose the rights to spiderman?
Once a year. Or they lose the rights. It's weird people forget this stuff. Maybe because I'm I finance, and I read contracts and terms and conditions, but people seem to forget contracts. Just like how people complain about diversity in each new movie, but there's a literal document saying the percentages of diversity you have to have in your movie. It's no longer the creators fault, it's mandated from "on high".
I cant express how thankful I am that I have a friend who works at theaters and can get me in for free because this mightve been the first movie ive ever seen that wouldve made me want my money back
Friends don't let friends watch Madame Web.
@@NJGuy1973 i made the sacrifice to see it so they wouldnt have to
@@Fall_Cake You're a better friend than I am, @Fall_Cake.
If they'd knew that it's dogwater, they should've cancelled the film instead of releasing a bad film, that gained the benefit of money not being wasted and not being made in the box office.
The only thing that this guy got wrong is that this wasn't the worst comic book movie he has ever seen. I'm actually quite it's the worst movie he has ever seen period. I define anyone to pick a worst one.
Can’t wait for this movie to finish its airing in theaters and be the first ever movie to have made negative money in the box office!
So you think that we screenwriters have the ability to impose our scripts without them being reviewed and approved by executives?
How can Sony make the Spiderverse series and then make this baffles me
Sane how do you go from one of the best superhero movies to THIS
If this wasn't a superhero movie and had nothing to do with Spiderman, the idea of someone having prerogative abilities and using that ability to stop serial killers might work. The problem is that every scene was boring, didn't make sense, was too convenient, or left plotholes that left us all confused.
It was like final destination movie
I think your editing note sounds legit, but I have worked as an editor for low-budget films, and the crazy things you are asked to add in or take out that make very little sense is crazy. My suspicion is that most of the editing errors are ways to mask all the messed-up story elements they obviously reworked. Great video though! Dissecting bad movies is always fun.
Honestly, this movie is hilarious. One of THE best unintentional comedies ever.
How did she got to New York after being born in a cave in a jungle? Do the mythical spider-men who hide from the public have connection to the government?
Every time there was a web, it felt like the director was screaming "DO YOU GET IT NOW?".
Or how there is no dialogue, but exposition.
Or the fact that NO one was trying to act.
Or how the truck killed the medic, but then it goes to the wide shot and you see there is the river. The trucker tried to commit sudoku? Why did the police not closed off the rode?
I had a blast watching it!
I have to say, the blonde girl, was cute as a "normal" person and hot in her outfit.
Do actors deliver their lines on set or do they read their lines in a voice over booth?
I'm sure it'll get nominated for an Oscar for Best Editing.
The way the Oscars have gone lately it wouldn’t surprise me
Man I haven't thought of Kung Pao in years 😂😂 definitely a childhood classic
Its just so sad, because this movie had so much more unused potential, and tbh this movie isn’t even that bad. Its just not comparable to other movies, mainly because Madame Web feels more like it could be the starting episode of a series. It had so much potential…
It's so bad that Dokata Johnson drives the taxi almost throughout the whole movie without public noticing
Stop giving money to these companies by going to the theaters and paying for it.
The Venom movies are hilarious.
I watched it yesterday it was not good when the movie was over a lot of people were booing and threw stuff at the screen
This movie made me want to apologize for all the things I said about Morbius because compared to Madame Web Morbius almost looks like it was made by Steven Spielberg or someone like that
Imagine you go to a restaurant where all the employees hate the owner so much that they put in extra effort to make sure that the food is terrible so the customers will never come back.
I wonder what Sony did to piss off all the people working on this movie?
At least Morbius was memeable
And not feminist driven.
This film was so tediously terrible that it makes She-Hulk look like Breaking Bad by comparison. It feels the writers didn’t even research the source material and just slapped the Madame Web name on some woman who doesn’t look nor feels like Madame Web.
Do not invoke the name She-Hulk!! It was not a good movie, but it was not that bad. Woke movies and shows are on another level 😅
Sound engineering is worst then a 2008 UA-cam clickbait video 🤦🏽♂️ in just 2 seconds I knew it would be crap 💩😭
I just....Sony, why!? Why you do this to us? Do we not give you money?
I remember being so excited to learn she was going to get a movie. There is so much they could've done with her. Was ANYONE on this project a fan of this character?
Which is worse, Madame Web or Shyamalan's Avatar?
I was thing the same thing lol
I might have a smooth brain here, but honestly, Avatar was way worse. Madame Web just felt like a completely different movie with the Spider-Man license. Avatar just spits on the original work with the name mispronounciation, the terrible GCI and choreography, rushed storyline, and awful casting and acting.
It probably would have been a better if not for the easter eggs, like her partner is Peter Parker's uncle (Ben Parker), Richard Parker was away on a secret mission and near the end, we see Peter Parker being handed to his mom, by his Uncle Ben. Did anyone catch that!?!
Some day we will know why they re-shooted and re-dubed this movie. Obviously it was quick rebuilding right before release.
Okay, you can't say Ezekiel getting crushed by a giant 'P' in the product placement for Pepsi wasn't funny as hell
I can’t see this being in theaters very long.
Most of the times she was looking into the future, I was just like, ehh? cuz aside from the diner scene, nothing made any sense.
The villain wasn't even a villain since they knew what he was gonna do every time.
The way she got blind didn't make any sense either and at the end when she turns around to look out the window... bro she's blind
No way that movie costs $80 mill. It had to have been rewriting, reshot, and re-edited to achieve what 2000s superhero movies had to work hard for a fraction of the failure this movie does.
Dakota Johnson makes Sophia Coppola look like Meryl Streep
This is why I can’t be a critic because I enjoyed the movie 😂😂
this film was awful like absolute shit garbage there are know words to describe it. this was FUBAR
My fav part? “Hey. Gonna hit up Peru for a week. Brb. Oh. Gonna wear the same outfit when I get back.”
That, and all the horrible medical mistakes the movie makes. As a nurse, that was the most laughable.
To me this movie is great in a MST3K kind of way.
8:50 lol, I was also reminded by kung-pow when I saw this guy's scenes 😂
I'm glad I stopped going to the movies when the pandemic hit and I'm glad I never went back. I'm absolutely fine with waiting for movies to hit stream or *cough*pirate*cough* now lol
There was so much voice over in this movie and awkward cuts, I wonder if there was a better movie underneath that was cut apart when then movie wasn't allowed to be in the same universe as an official Spiderman movie, wasn't allowed to use Ezekiel's empire as a plot point, and wasn't allowed to even use Peter Parker's name (the baby shower would have been an ideal time to drop future-seeing abilities and get the audience excited)
Cause that was Peter Parker's mom, Richard Parker was a secret agent, away doing a secret mission. Surprised you even got that.
Dakota is boring. How did she get cast in any movie
4:12 lost in space was really good tho
This movie single handily ruined Ezekiel Sims.
Ngl, this movie kinda made me glad I was arachnophobic so I got an excuse to look away for some time
The ONLY time such thing is EVER helpful
It's like they knew....THEY KNEW that is entire movie was going to be crap and SONY was aware of this . WOOOOOOOOW 😮😮😮😮🤯🤯😱
my first thought when the trailer came up was, I am kinda sick of dakota johnson and her stupid bangs. so maybe she is a little over exposed?
however I have to confess my sin that I enjoyed Gods of Egypt… maybe it had to be lower budget like Terry Gilliam’s films?!
4:22 Thats not how tax write offs work please stop
Some of my inlaws saw it yesterday and we think completley opposite and even they said it was a shitty movie. My daughter who chose to see the movie slept through most of it.
Dakota Johnson is the worst actor in this movie, what are you talking about hahahaha
Its just average they should have shown his future coming true and that will probably happen in sequel
The movie is a mess it's never explained unless I missed something that the lady from the opera was from NSA and why is Ezekiel barefoot most of the time.
I could tell how bad this movie was just by hearing the rising anger in your voice in the beginning
I đid everything in my power to like this movie and it still wasn’t enough. It’s such a stupid movie. Like wtf. Who greenlit this? There’s plot holes everywhere and the main villain is dumb.
Been telling people that Morbius wasn't really THAT bad, but Dakota is a weak ass "actress" in every single role
To be honest with you this movie was somewhat better than Thor: Love and Thunder. Many things putting me off in this movie, but the most ridiculous thing was when we didn't know how many times she saw the future because it was a hot shit mess, especially on the trian they have repeated the same like 10 times.
However if I would not watch any critique bashing the movie well before I saw it, I would have thought this wasn't bad, not great, definitely not amazing, but something you can watch ones... but when I saw Love and Thunder I was shocked.
The plot was so off in this movie
All it did was to be final destination but worse
is this one of the films the filmmakers “had to make” in order to make the film they really wanted?
They are just wasting money
Literal kung pow vibes when he was talking 😂 i thought i was the only one who noticed that
They have continuously pushed out and away all of the people in this world that actually care about film and entertainment media etc.
Let it all burn.
None for Me and None for Thee. We’re done here.
End scene.
The one scene I've seen in one of the animated Spidermans has Madam Web, made me wanna watch this.
Thanks for saving me an hour and a half of bad 😂❤
Dakota Johnson's PDD sketch on SNL was fire. I'm wondering now if they wanted to include swipes at Madame Web, too.
This was the easiest shit movie to predict ever 😂
Why is it always Sony ???
Only good part was the toxic scene because of spears 😂
Don’t hold back.
What do you REALLY think?
Movie was bad. But the interviews are amazing. Every single interview, I just can't stop laughing.
Four of them do not anything about acting. They just stand in front of the camera and flaunting their costumes.
Sony pictures just needs to stop, they’re embarrassing themselves