Adam Gets Owned

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  • @Thisisahandle701
    @Thisisahandle701 3 роки тому +1188

    Do a "Nick is Jealous of Not Being the Centre of Attention" compilation

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 3 роки тому +177

      Or an "I actually did a bit on this already" comp

    • @damien6333
      @damien6333 3 роки тому +122

      That's like the entire show

    • @bobpage9615
      @bobpage9615 3 роки тому +15

      @@andreapirlol4301 no one cares about sports, oooh did ya see how ohio did in the march madness??

    • @runningamok2825
      @runningamok2825 3 роки тому +137

      @@bobpage9615 *in a totally gay friendless loser voice*: no one cares about sports, oooh did ya see how ohio did in the march madness??

    • @parkerjackson4880
      @parkerjackson4880 3 роки тому +6

      Can’t wait for nick to finish his edit of all of Adam’s greatest failures

  • @mathewmurdock5665
    @mathewmurdock5665 3 роки тому +361

    Adam was dishonored

  • @TheZackLilly
    @TheZackLilly 3 роки тому +323

    “I wish I had fun”
    -Nick Mullen

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 3 роки тому +13

      How can 5 words be so evocative and cut so deep

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 2 місяці тому

      He’s hilarious but knowing him has to be a little tiresome.

  • @willshogren2232
    @willshogren2232 3 роки тому +238

    Adam, Ari and Ezra knocking the Chinese girlfriend around on the dance floor Night at the Roxbury style.

  • @dumbnutz5145
    @dumbnutz5145 3 роки тому +622

    This story got me ready to fight adams battles

    • @obamabinladen2408
      @obamabinladen2408 3 роки тому +187

      If adam was my girl I wouldnt let her get disrepected like that tbh

    • @alienusterrafirma
      @alienusterrafirma 3 роки тому +6

      laden hahahhaa

    • @limabeats2389
      @limabeats2389 3 роки тому +2

      Someone has to

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 8 місяців тому

      @@obamabinladen2408girl Adam would totally give the puss up if you defended her honor

  • @ThaBossIsInTheHOUSE
    @ThaBossIsInTheHOUSE 3 роки тому +162

    this is the longest i’ve heard adam talk without being interrupted or made fun of, i’m kinda baffled

  • @Jiggleton
    @Jiggleton 3 роки тому +197

    Adam got his revenge at a few massage parlors

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 роки тому +20

      Sam Hyde showed Adam everything he knew

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 3 роки тому +9

      @@tubeguy4066 can I get a massage? Hello?

  • @Crimeiskoolforkidz
    @Crimeiskoolforkidz 2 роки тому +63

    "Have a good night, boys"
    I feel like that's not the first time that guy has said that to a group of men with his girlfriend

  • @nakoete8521
    @nakoete8521 3 роки тому +222

    I’m amazed how accurate Nick’s impression of Asian music is.

  • @deven9565
    @deven9565 3 роки тому +319

    How is this not a 20 hour compilation

  • @southerndiscomfort171
    @southerndiscomfort171 3 роки тому +440

    i love the way adam tells stories :)

    • @michaelxie4084
      @michaelxie4084 3 роки тому +82

      In his head he’s always the victim

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 3 роки тому +15

      Gay

    • @southerndiscomfort171
      @southerndiscomfort171 3 роки тому +178

      @@michaelxie4084 in my bed he's always the victim

    • @lazlow9640
      @lazlow9640 3 роки тому +13

      That's the only comedy Adam is ever successful at is story's.

    • @fabreezethefaintinggoat5484
      @fabreezethefaintinggoat5484 3 роки тому +5

      @@lazlow9640 him getting punked by that hillary lover fellow traveler in an uber was pretty good

  • @dbe_manny
    @dbe_manny 3 роки тому +115

    This is such a Larry David story

  • @explorinjenkins349
    @explorinjenkins349 3 роки тому +193

    Adam is so used to being the butt of jokes that self deprecating is a science to the guy. Dude really knows how to roll with the punches.

    • @MikeOcksmallClips
      @MikeOcksmallClips Рік тому

      What choice does he have, that’s literally who he is 😂 a cheap 🐱 of a man

  • @vincentdefiore7037
    @vincentdefiore7037 3 роки тому +173

    That really does feel like a “slap the cigarette out of his mouth” moment

    • @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle
      @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle 3 роки тому +39

      Nah, you gotta grab the cig and start smoking it yourself, all the while maintaining perfect eye contact.

    • @Kazekoge101
      @Kazekoge101 3 роки тому +15

      @@FuckUA-camAndGoogle That’s some spaghetti western badass shit

    • @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle
      @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kazekoge101 That's the idea.

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 роки тому +6

      @@FuckUA-camAndGoogle you would probably get Hep B though.

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 3 роки тому +30

      @@tubeguy4066 that’s the idea

  • @ChloeCodiene
    @ChloeCodiene 3 роки тому +47

    These people are like a parody of evil villains in real world

  • @willshogren2232
    @willshogren2232 3 роки тому +61

    "It was Ari and Ezra"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Cussy69_420
    @Cussy69_420 3 роки тому +25

    "Conduct on the dance floor" 100 % sounds a like freaking comedy up 70's disco song...

  • @KittensShotJFK
    @KittensShotJFK 3 роки тому +37

    "YOU WENT BACK FOR A SECOND HELPING" 😂😂😂

  • @lukeclausen6277
    @lukeclausen6277 3 роки тому +35

    I hope the people in the nightclub story got in a rogue Uber with a cartel member driver

  • @zip1tie
    @zip1tie 3 роки тому +36

    And i said "what are we in the military right now"

  • @WhyTheHorseface
    @WhyTheHorseface 3 роки тому +80

    This whole story is why people hate millennials.

  • @fr-nz7ij
    @fr-nz7ij 3 роки тому +137

    Shoutout to the dishonored gameplay

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +16

      Glad you liked it

    • @billballinger5622
      @billballinger5622 3 роки тому

      Is the second one any good? I bought it but havent played it

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +6

      @@billballinger5622 it’s alright. It’s not as good as the first in my opinion but it’s still worth a play through if you enjoyed the original

    • @philipgodsworth4764
      @philipgodsworth4764 3 роки тому +3

      @@StevenSeagull it got better with the mixed powers NG+ and custom difficulty update imo. Also clockwork mansion is GOAT

    • @sireromen5364
      @sireromen5364 3 роки тому +2

      @@philipgodsworth4764 I agree with you, the second is better gameplay wise, not story wise. Check out stealthgamerbr, the MASTER of dishonered to see what full realization of the mark looks like.

  • @ghoulishfool
    @ghoulishfool 3 роки тому +29

    This was the first time I have ever been on Adam’s side

  • @nathang.1561
    @nathang.1561 Рік тому +16

    It's just one joke that never gets brought up again but I think about Nick's "players and twinks" line at least once a week

  • @steeledcognizance2566
    @steeledcognizance2566 Рік тому +14

    “I would have lit her up with a song.”

  • @spadeplaladin5
    @spadeplaladin5 3 роки тому +25

    "I wish I had fun"

  • @ronaldofinkmullen356
    @ronaldofinkmullen356 3 роки тому +58

    Dishonored fucking rules

  • @Morningstar_Actual
    @Morningstar_Actual 3 роки тому +24

    I want to know what club it was so I can go there and wait for these two so I can ask for a light and avenge my homie Adam

    • @cramerican
      @cramerican 3 роки тому +1

      This never happened, so don't bother.

  • @deig9697
    @deig9697 3 роки тому +5

    Some Adam look alike is out there causing trouble and Adam is getting the backlash

  • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
    @ITSTIMETOSTOP 3 роки тому +14

    “A second helping”

  • @CashewBestofNuts
    @CashewBestofNuts 3 роки тому +6

    *Shlohmo is one of the best musicians around lately, him and d33j have it smooth.*

  • @juicyjay80
    @juicyjay80 2 роки тому +3

    My mind is reeling at the. Fact that Adam thinks he somehow didn’t get demolished by those people

  • @axelstars6419
    @axelstars6419 3 роки тому +5

    Awesome vid! Thanks for the great content. Please keep up the dank work!

  • @alexk5907
    @alexk5907 3 роки тому +16

    Jesus this story got me heated af. God it feels like i was the one who got insulted by these fkn people.

  • @thedragonbroke
    @thedragonbroke 3 роки тому +4

    Yeah Adam had to fight that dude or at LEAST call him out in a non-woman giggly way like Adam described

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers 2 місяці тому

    Adam is the funniest dude on this podcast! For what he says and does. And for giving Nick all the ammunition he could ever need.

  • @TheDoctorJC
    @TheDoctorJC 3 роки тому +8

    Dude... This story made me mad as fuck

  • @crasherdude
    @crasherdude 2 роки тому +24

    “i was standing in the back because i do not like to be touched by people on drugs.”
    -adam friedland, a person on drugs.

    • @jdmo741
      @jdmo741 Рік тому +6

      That’s what he meant

  • @MourningCoffeeMusic
    @MourningCoffeeMusic Рік тому +2

    Adam always gets owned tho

  • @Charlezard.
    @Charlezard. 3 роки тому +22

    Sounds like you had to.. NIP that in the bud..😎

  • @sjtv6565
    @sjtv6565 3 роки тому +11

    Im shocked Ari Shaffir of all people didn't ravenously hate crime the Asian guy

    • @mattklem
      @mattklem 3 роки тому +8

      Ari Shaffir and Adam Friedland most definitely don’t go to clubs together

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan Рік тому +9

      @@mattklemyou’re right they’re more of an island-going group

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 Рік тому

      That's not Ari Shaffir. It's just another stinky Jewish man also named Ari.

    • @LeshaAnn
      @LeshaAnn Рік тому

      I can't believe Ezra Miller didn't molest the guy.

  • @Napukin
    @Napukin 3 роки тому +5

    Adam gets owned? Which minute of which day?

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo 3 роки тому +1

    I would rather be there and have that argument than I would win many thousands of dollars.

  • @MrCannatopia
    @MrCannatopia 3 роки тому +3

    We don’t deserve the joe Biden cut his mic animated like this or Eric Clapton animated like this but god fuckin bless this person and all he loves if we get it

  • @eternal7083
    @eternal7083 3 роки тому +8

    it's funny because Adam isn't white

  • @vinnregi4882
    @vinnregi4882 3 роки тому +36

    "I don't owe you white men anything"
    Well, you owe your bf that green card...

  • @DirtyErnie989
    @DirtyErnie989 3 роки тому +1

    Love the dishonored

  • @mitchumrobert8732
    @mitchumrobert8732 3 роки тому +1

    “You didn’t get fire”

  • @Malik-ig3ml
    @Malik-ig3ml 3 роки тому +3

    patrician taste in games

  • @housewares
    @housewares 3 роки тому

    Wouldn't've gone down that way, if Friedland had got his minyan together

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 3 роки тому +1

    I don’t doubt this happens every time these guys go out

  • @fartpimpson3843
    @fartpimpson3843 3 роки тому +14

    Shout-out to Ari and Ezra

  • @TheHowlingMan
    @TheHowlingMan 3 роки тому +2

    hell yeah dishonored rules

  • @dominicviner6619
    @dominicviner6619 3 роки тому +2

    I would laugh so fn hard

  • @ThePulaskiPumper
    @ThePulaskiPumper 6 місяців тому

    I would have told her "Youre mistaking me for someone else, which is understandable because i think you all look the same too."

  • @jamesonrichards5105
    @jamesonrichards5105 3 роки тому +86

    Why come cumtown bits constantly have to be reupload and cumtown channels kept being deleted?

  • @willmann441
    @willmann441 3 роки тому +4

    I wish I had fun

  • @ghettomafioso5782
    @ghettomafioso5782 3 роки тому +8

    U gotta slap the dude

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому +6

      Oh yeah, I've moderately hurt people for a lot less.

  • @christophergarner688
    @christophergarner688 3 роки тому +4

    Maybe she meant another dance floor. Maybe She meant the term “you guys” to be much broader perhaps? Maybe this girl had the jump on a few things blowin in the wind around that time. All I know is it wouldn’t seem that odd to get a reaction like that these days. 🕵️‍♀️ que Nicks music 🎶

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 3 роки тому +2

    Dishonored is so good

  • @Csharp7707
    @Csharp7707 3 роки тому +5

    Love dishonored one of the best stealth games of all time

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому

      It’s awesome. You ever play the sequels?

    • @Csharp7707
      @Csharp7707 3 роки тому

      @@StevenSeagull Nah but one day I will

  • @comms9803
    @comms9803 2 роки тому +1

    This is why suckah punching should be a common practice

  • @ApPillon
    @ApPillon 2 роки тому

    Non violence is a crime and Adam is a sinner

  • @navrotron22
    @navrotron22 3 роки тому

    Dishonored rips dude

  • @singhatar0912
    @singhatar0912 3 роки тому +2

    Dishonored looks fun as fucj

  • @kohekade2961
    @kohekade2961 3 роки тому +3

    Lol... "you're delusional".
    It's not delusional, I am a kiwi from Timaru, New Zealand who's a massive Cumtown fan, surely their known where they reside?

  • @guardianblackdog8303
    @guardianblackdog8303 2 роки тому

    I love how this clip opens and I’m gay

  • @chogokin666
    @chogokin666 3 роки тому +1

    Went to the klerb.

  • @KyleS.1987
    @KyleS.1987 3 роки тому +1

    Fuck yeah Dishonored

  • @svix123
    @svix123 3 роки тому +3

    Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

  • @TheVictoriousShot
    @TheVictoriousShot 3 роки тому +6

    I played dishonored 1, not 2, should I check it out? I distinctly remember enjoying the option to play the game without killing anyone. Does the sequel uphold this?

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +3

      2 is alright. It’s a downgrade in my opinion but it’s not awful. Yeah it also presents nonlethal options like the original

    • @realnigga19
      @realnigga19 3 роки тому +2

      2 is better than 1 imo. Way more open ended gameplay and better level design. It rewards stealth gameplay much better than the first game.

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 3 роки тому +7

    heckin based

  • @bearvsshaan
    @bearvsshaan Рік тому

    lmao wow, in retrospect adam was clearly at output or verboten lmaoo

  • @danvankouwenberg7234
    @danvankouwenberg7234 3 роки тому +1

    1-800-CALL-ADL

  • @peddlersclan
    @peddlersclan 3 роки тому +16

    Can you just comment a list of every game you play I'm gay

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +9

      GTA5
      Dishonored
      Hotline Miami
      Risk of Rain
      Stardew Valley
      Starcraft 2
      Magic Arena
      Skyrim
      Deadbolt
      Blade and Sorcery
      FTL
      Hotline Miami 2
      Hearthstone
      Hitman

    • @billballinger5622
      @billballinger5622 3 роки тому +1

      @@StevenSeagull good taste

  • @fankkarp1305
    @fankkarp1305 3 роки тому +4

    Why do they seem like badly dubbed anime antagonist

  • @godsrightbuttcheek
    @godsrightbuttcheek 3 роки тому +8

    The best part is when you think about some hot-ass Asian girl telling Adam to fuck off in such a genuinely cool way and Adam thinks "I know, I'll talk about this on my PODCAST!" expecting Stav and Nick to back him up, only to be ripped apart yet again. The guy can't a catch a win anywhere

  • @whitejayz4655
    @whitejayz4655 3 роки тому +1

    Fucking love dishonoured

  • @tmel904
    @tmel904 2 роки тому

    I would have had to follow them 🤷‍♂️

  • @pinkfloydguy7781
    @pinkfloydguy7781 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t owe you white men anything

  • @danielservin2450
    @danielservin2450 3 роки тому

    Stavs cackling is goals in life

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 3 місяці тому

    Have a good night, boys

  • @johannordstrom1932
    @johannordstrom1932 3 роки тому

    What game is being streamed?

  • @m3llowrush
    @m3llowrush 3 роки тому +4

    what game is this?

  • @thatyoutubechannel9953
    @thatyoutubechannel9953 3 роки тому +3

    You didn't get fire

  • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
    @apolloforabetterfuture4814 3 роки тому +2

    Why do Asian woman hate Adam so much

  • @donkerbolls
    @donkerbolls 3 роки тому +14

    This is like the first time adams been funny

    • @dino_club
      @dino_club 3 роки тому +21

      Adams always funny

    • @ZacLJones
      @ZacLJones 3 роки тому +6

      Well they never let him get anywhere close to finishing a story, they just use what he says as a prompt for their own jokes.

  • @calypsobirdie94
    @calypsobirdie94 3 роки тому +5

    I don’t believe the second part of the story

    • @aleksk1978
      @aleksk1978 3 роки тому +1

      its fucking hysterical ong

  • @Jeterfan906
    @Jeterfan906 Рік тому +1

    I think you have to hit the guy and his girlfriend at that point honestly

  • @johnsanchez3010
    @johnsanchez3010 20 днів тому

    Jo Jo

  • @Limescale12
    @Limescale12 3 роки тому

    What a dumb society

  • @juicyjay80
    @juicyjay80 2 роки тому

    Adam is literally Michael Scott

  • @Test-sd2qp
    @Test-sd2qp 3 роки тому

    Why dishonroed? I was just watching all the idshonored cutscesn a while ago but really just some of the samuel boat rides.

  • @pskl
    @pskl Рік тому

    theres gay and then theres this

  • @MultiShevchenko
    @MultiShevchenko Рік тому

    LLou big m lol

  • @Looneyboy
    @Looneyboy 3 роки тому

    Oh hell yeah I just beat dishonored 2 , Emily kaldwin can give me top

    • @alexlynam3791
      @alexlynam3791 3 роки тому +1

      Not nearly as good as the first one

    • @TheKlyde234
      @TheKlyde234 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexlynam3791 ikr. The art style went from gritty to cartoony, and the story is basically the same as the first 1.

    • @alexlynam3791
      @alexlynam3791 3 роки тому

      @@TheKlyde234 and the movement in the first one felt fluid and quick, that’s something that the second one definitely lost

    • @TheKlyde234
      @TheKlyde234 3 роки тому

      @@alexlynam3791 absolutely, dishonored 2 is clearly slower than dishonored 1.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому

      @@TheKlyde234 And gayer.

  • @harishjoshi680
    @harishjoshi680 9 місяців тому

    how do u call urself a comedian getting owned by two randoms

  • @fearan9406
    @fearan9406 3 роки тому +1

    What happened to Dasha?

    • @GayActorMichaelDouglas
      @GayActorMichaelDouglas 3 роки тому +71

      She’s over at my house eating salsa and watching The Patriot Act with Hussan Minhaj

    • @fearan9406
      @fearan9406 3 роки тому +12

      @@GayActorMichaelDouglas I Love that I read it in your voice

    • @gazir7168
      @gazir7168 3 роки тому +9

      She is with roscoe

    • @SmokesOnMe
      @SmokesOnMe 3 роки тому +12

      @@GayActorMichaelDouglas thanks Gay Actor Michael Douglas

    • @ElMoShApPiNeSs
      @ElMoShApPiNeSs 3 роки тому +3

      She cheated on him.

  • @wormgun9586
    @wormgun9586 3 роки тому +1

    It looks like if u say I'm gay the channel likes ur comment. I'm gay

  • @BenQotsa
    @BenQotsa 3 роки тому

    what game is this?