I was an unemployed meth-head sex addict for three years after a breakup so I can’t judge Although in fairness to me, there were extenuating circumstances haha
@@dankestranch8738 Yeah, he loves just being dumb/no brain activity...can't blame him after living to almost-30 myself. It's so funny to see him 'turn on the smart' and he turns into some debate captain, lol
I got a job at a place that made plastic pucks that go to pool filters. The dude who hired me, during the interview, said that we could never have any sick days or days off. I asked “what if I’m bleeding out of my eyes?” And he pointed over to a metal table and said “I had a stroke right over there, fell down and gut my head on the table, woke up an hour later and got back to work, never took a sick day.” _I was disturbed by the idiocy of this statement._ I mentioned how I was less than a week from my kid being born, again the manager (not the owner) said, in a boastful manor, “i gave 5 kids, I was here at work for all 5, never taken a day off.” I was hoping this guy was exaggerating to make a point, but couldnt shake the feeling that this was true. Later that week I started my first day, 12 hour shifts sitting on a stool next to a giant Japanese made machine that shoots hot flaming hot plastic discs for me to inspect and sort by quality. After around 4 hours on my first day, I started getting an intense headache. I asked a co worker if they had any aspirin or some shit, and they mentioned how everyone gets headaches from the fumes off the plastic melting machines. In that moment I realized, the man who hired me, a guy who wasn’t even the owner but was just a mid lvl grunt worker, had been huffing fuckin toxic plastic fumes to the point that he thought it was a good and proud thing to miss the most important moments of your life, and to risk your own mortal health, all to make fuckin caps to some pool filter doodad. I stood up from my stool, walked over to the retarded manager guy, and told him I quit. He tried some ego trip shit on me where he said I had to write out WHY I was quitting, and i wrote out almost exactly what I said in this comment, hoping it would get through to him. I gave him my piece of paper saying why I was a pussy or whatever he thought was happening. And he walked out and opened the gate so I could drive out, looking like he was ashamed of me or something. From that moment on, ive started noticing everytime some dumb fuck person has pride in a job that is not worthy of any pride. I worked with a janitor who lived across the street from the building we cleaned. When a tornado was hitting the school, he chose to stay in the school and protect computers rather than walk across the street and help his wife and kids. Because being a janitor took priority. Some people are dumb as rocks and don’t know that they should be ashamed, not proud of this idiocy.
It’s very annoying when you come across people like that in life…taking pride in something that isn’t worthy of being proud of, sometimes a job is just a job, you show up souly for the paycheck, I don’t have to be proud of the work I do to do it….such a moronic mindset.
I’ve worked with so many people that will not quit Taco Bell because they find it rewarding and self fulfilling. They’re not even trainers, let alone a management or supervisory position. It makes me feel some type of way then I remember I’m gay so I stop thinking about it
no one's worth being upset over, but if you lose a GOOD girl who is nice to you and a really good companion it can be difficult to get over because there aren't that many of them. Most women aren't even enjoyable to be around, much les able to add value to your life. Maybe Adam's just a loser, but maybe he actually had someone who added value to his life and knew that he wouldn't find someone else that does. Maybe he still hasn't.
This is the first time I have legitimately wanted to hang out with someone from their comment. This kinda shit reminds me of the chill times hanging with my buddy growing up.
I've been working at taco bell for the last month or so to pay the bills and for the first time in my adult life it feels fantastic to know my job is almost totally pointless and I dont need to take any sort of pride in it. I go to work, do my shit and go home and totally don't give a shit one way or the other about workman's pride or literally anyone I work with and I love it lol. I'm just riding the wave onto the next shit
Seriously people need to realize that you don’t have to put up with being treated like shit or being talked to like a dog don’t degrade yourself by just taking it. If half the world had a spine we wouldn’t have nearly as much menial labor being done. Don’t get me wrong some of my most high paying jobs involved me doing hard labor but there’s definitely a difference.
I work at the vet and I love my job. My coworkers and bosses are my friends. Never any drama, just cute animals and cool people. It’s easy to go the extra mile when you love what you’re doing.
I was a seasonal worker once (only showed up twice due to conflicts with my main job...first time trying to juggle two jobs) and remember being trained that at the end of the night, we had to do a "pocket check" or something like that to prevent theft. But I don't remember anything about going to the degree of patting each other down. D:
@@CornyBum these dudes were doing legit pat downs. I bet that it's a corporate policy that certain franchisees took to the extreme. I'm telling you man, it blew my mind. You would have thought they were working at a U.S Mint.
I worked in a whole sale shipping warehouse that also had retail locations throughout the city. They were weedshops so we naturally attracted loser shithead employees, they always blew off work and my boss would ask me to cover shifts. Did it once to be helpful. Then it kept happening. So eventually, i would just squeeze the situation for everything i could, id just grab something i wanted to buy and id be like "im taking this a bonus for bailing this place out today.". Then i eventually started just saying pay me double my wage and ill do it whenever you need, but thats the price, this isnt my problem and i hate doing it. He eventually had to get me to do it at that price. After that i told him i want triple my wage to do it. At that point he finally snapped and started bitching to me about how i was taking advantage of him. Looked him right in the face and was like "this whole thing is predicated on us taking advantage of eachother. I needed a job to pay my rent, you took advantage and offered me a wage that lets afford that and not much else. Now you keep putting yourself into these situations by hiring these stoners and being there friend and not boss, im taking advantage because everytime i do i get to treat myself to brand name groceries, and id rather not do it. Im asking for money to incentivize you to find a solution not involving me. Felt good to throw that dynamic right back in his face
I used to drink on my sales job. It made me better. But there's a fine line between buzzed and drunk. If you can't handle that line, don't drink mid-day.
Do a kill everyone challenge next time. Big Mooney has the market cornered but I feel like having Cumtown over it would give you an edge on the viewerbase.
4:50 Lmao one time I was super baked at the mall and some black guy (while I was in a Gamestop lol!!) could smell it, and he went hella loudly "It smells like WEED in here." Then he looked around and locked eyes with me and said "You look high as hell!" Really put me on blast hahaha. I just sort of shrugged it off, a bit speechless.
I work at a pretty big tire retail chain and every time they set a break a sales record by $100,000 all of the managers and sales guys get taken out to a nice dinner and they get a hotel for a night. The tire techs like myself who do all the work don’t even get invited to this, yet they still try to make us give a shit about the sales numbers and get psyched up. Fucking clown show I’m gay btw
Bruh 2015 I was working at a GameStop in MD(upper middle class area) and they would yell at us to sell Cricket wireless phones to people and would bring up numbers other stores would do…..and all I’d ask is “hmph so how much of those profits did anyone see on commission” and manager didn’t wanna answer that for some reason 🤷🏽♂️
Lmfao adam collected unemployment for 6 months because of a breakup meanwhile theres iron workers addicted to meth on their 3rd divorce still showing up for work early
Only gamestop employee I remember was a big fat black guy who sold me Super Smash Bros. Brawl who was complaining to someone else that he didn't get to go to church that day cause he had to work, never felt gayer since.
Can someone help me find the bit where Nick is saying some shit to Q Anon while Adam and Stav are talking and then he says "okay end transmission" at the end 🤣
These aren't even jokes it's just bizarre hearing about these people's lives that you feel that you know. It's like being half passed out while some acquaintances talk about how shitty they are. Fucking surreal.
Adam having to collect unemployment for 6 months due to a 'breakup', is the most Adam thing ever
I´d hardly call getting cucked a "breakup"
I don't say it often about anyone but....what a loser
I was an unemployed meth-head sex addict for three years after a breakup so I can’t judge
Although in fairness to me, there were extenuating circumstances haha
Yeah ... specially the first part
@@Drewbie176 So you're worse than Adam is what you're saying. Got it.
Stav having had two real jobs blows my mind
I imagine him doing paid medical studies / drug trials, and “focus groups.”
Why? Lol hes a smart boy
@@dankestranch8738 Yeah, he loves just being dumb/no brain activity...can't blame him after living to almost-30 myself.
It's so funny to see him 'turn on the smart' and he turns into some debate captain, lol
@@dankestranch8738 He is, but he is also a silly and rambunctious guy
Implying that singing half-assed song parodies with homosexual themes, laughing, and saying "hell yeah dude, that shit rocks" is a 'real job'
"It would take them 2-3 months to realize that the person they interviewed was never showing up for work" fuck best laugh out of Stav right there.
I got a job at a place that made plastic pucks that go to pool filters. The dude who hired me, during the interview, said that we could never have any sick days or days off. I asked “what if I’m bleeding out of my eyes?” And he pointed over to a metal table and said “I had a stroke right over there, fell down and gut my head on the table, woke up an hour later and got back to work, never took a sick day.”
_I was disturbed by the idiocy of this statement._
I mentioned how I was less than a week from my kid being born, again the manager (not the owner) said, in a boastful manor, “i gave 5 kids, I was here at work for all 5, never taken a day off.”
I was hoping this guy was exaggerating to make a point, but couldnt shake the feeling that this was true.
Later that week I started my first day, 12 hour shifts sitting on a stool next to a giant Japanese made machine that shoots hot flaming hot plastic discs for me to inspect and sort by quality. After around 4 hours on my first day, I started getting an intense headache. I asked a co worker if they had any aspirin or some shit, and they mentioned how everyone gets headaches from the fumes off the plastic melting machines. In that moment I realized, the man who hired me, a guy who wasn’t even the owner but was just a mid lvl grunt worker, had been huffing fuckin toxic plastic fumes to the point that he thought it was a good and proud thing to miss the most important moments of your life, and to risk your own mortal health, all to make fuckin caps to some pool filter doodad.
I stood up from my stool, walked over to the retarded manager guy, and told him I quit. He tried some ego trip shit on me where he said I had to write out WHY I was quitting, and i wrote out almost exactly what I said in this comment, hoping it would get through to him. I gave him my piece of paper saying why I was a pussy or whatever he thought was happening. And he walked out and opened the gate so I could drive out, looking like he was ashamed of me or something.
From that moment on, ive started noticing everytime some dumb fuck person has pride in a job that is not worthy of any pride.
I worked with a janitor who lived across the street from the building we cleaned. When a tornado was hitting the school, he chose to stay in the school and protect computers rather than walk across the street and help his wife and kids. Because being a janitor took priority.
Some people are dumb as rocks and don’t know that they should be ashamed, not proud of this idiocy.
two sad stories. thanks for relating and kill all employers
Holy shit, the idea of this guy melting his brain with fumes constantly blasting in his face is actually horrifying.
Being knocked out for an hour is indicative of serious brain damage.
It’s very annoying when you come across people like that in life…taking pride in something that isn’t worthy of being proud of, sometimes a job is just a job, you show up souly for the paycheck, I don’t have to be proud of the work I do to do it….such a moronic mindset.
@blahblahblah1312 when you’re 16 you’ll develop empathy but until then, don’t comment on anything thanks
Gamestop stock up 1700% thanks to nick
power to the players
Gaymers rise up.
Sucka my bawllllls...
I, for one, have never taken pride in any job I have ever had.
work is too straight, im gay
Working minimum wage jobs in a nutshell
I love cock
Being proud of anything is gay
I took pride in working at an ER in downtown LA
Less than 2 years ago I was in a GameStop and overheard the manager bragging about making 12/hr
Plus commission.
Ooooof
@@bogmanhimself4656 I make $13/hr working the Taco Bell drive thru and I’m not even a trainer
Boy I am unskilled labour and nearly make double that with currency conversions
Isn't 12/hr like really good in America?
Adam was a paralegal? wowwww what a surprise.
The only “pair” he ever had
So was stav
"almost a lawyer"
@@jacquesdeburgo2878 dude, being Jewish does not make you “almost a lawyer”.
@@timcosgrove707 are you sure about that?
It sounds like Stav was working at the kind of places Adam should’ve been at
You see Cum Town is a lot like Joker. If you really see yourself as being just like the protagonist, then you need to make some major life changes.
Imagine having pride in your job. Couldn’t be me.
I do enough work to not get fired and that’s it
@@StevenSeagull where do you work?
@@Duenschissdoktor a department store
I’ve worked with so many people that will not quit Taco Bell because they find it rewarding and self fulfilling. They’re not even trainers, let alone a management or supervisory position. It makes me feel some type of way then I remember I’m gay so I stop thinking about it
@@alynapuhskinti Do you fear you're one of them?
YOU DRUNK!
...I’ll give you some free ringtones
Aight!
Drunk sales is a thing. It totally works well as long as there isn't a ton of data entry involved.
I like how Adam takes breakups like it's the end of the world and he needs to quit his job because of it. I wish to be that level of loser.
Lol I went through a break up and still kept my job xD Adam is so funny to laugh at sometimes
@@Stefano.C I went through a breakup and spent 6 years upset about it because she turned into a man. I guess I'm gay.
no one's worth being upset over, but if you lose a GOOD girl who is nice to you and a really good companion it can be difficult to get over because there aren't that many of them. Most women aren't even enjoyable to be around, much les able to add value to your life. Maybe Adam's just a loser, but maybe he actually had someone who added value to his life and knew that he wouldn't find someone else that does. Maybe he still hasn't.
@@stephenhancock7171 lol that's like the louis c.k. joke where the girl blows louis then kills herself later, respect
He's a sensitive romantic. It's Byronic.
Epic relevant content. Hopefully he got paid in stock options.
he gets paid in levers winches and pulleys
Ya'll wanna invest in some penny stocks
Recently, gamestop has just been a closed down store that I sit in front of to drink alone and throw up from cheap rum while I listen to sea shanties.
This is the first time I have legitimately wanted to hang out with someone from their comment. This kinda shit reminds me of the chill times hanging with my buddy growing up.
"NOW WE ARE READY TO SAIL FOR THE HORN! WAY HEY ROLL AND GO!"
AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD
CHARIOT ALONG
WE'LL ROLL THE OLD
CHARIOT ALONG
AND WE'LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND
Drink one for the rest of us, bud.
Me and the lads rocking to A.L.Loyd and Nic Jones.
Hi, I’m gay actor Michael Douglas.
What's it like to be super gay?
@A
It’s sexy. I can’t get enough of it.
Its funnier if you read it in the voice of gay actor Michael Douglas
@@poposterous236 I can't hear anything else when i read it
You are cool Guy. Great lead actor
Actual footage of Nick
He is a tier one operator
I've been working at taco bell for the last month or so to pay the bills and for the first time in my adult life it feels fantastic to know my job is almost totally pointless and I dont need to take any sort of pride in it. I go to work, do my shit and go home and totally don't give a shit one way or the other about workman's pride or literally anyone I work with and I love it lol. I'm just riding the wave onto the next shit
I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
@@ratman202 I'm michael keaton, and I'm also obama, and I'm gay
@@californianightmares6463 I'm gay actor Jon Hamm
Good man
Seriously people need to realize that you don’t have to put up with being treated like shit or being talked to like a dog don’t degrade yourself by just taking it. If half the world had a spine we wouldn’t have nearly as much menial labor being done. Don’t get me wrong some of my most high paying jobs involved me doing hard labor but there’s definitely a difference.
Company makes a dollar I make a dime I watch cumtown on company time
I work at the vet and I love my job. My coworkers and bosses are my friends. Never any drama, just cute animals and cool people. It’s easy to go the extra mile when you love what you’re doing.
Is it true that tons of vets want to fuck animals
And all the free ketamine
Only someone on ketamine world go the extra mile for an hourly wage
I like the Hitman in the background. I love the France map
i agree but i'd like to see more conking people in the head with thrown objects
@@gloverelaxis That's always satisfying to do
You like to pretend you're Adam, watching the fashion show and talking to a random npc about French movies. 👰♂️🥒
@@deadjuice1880omg how did you know, I totally do that and watch the fashion show
@@nicolasvidal92 The gossiping ladies told me
I appreciate the gameplay, it helps my autism while I try to focus
Years back I was at a gamestop during a shift change and they were patting their fellow employees down... I couldn't believe it.
I was a seasonal worker once (only showed up twice due to conflicts with my main job...first time trying to juggle two jobs) and remember being trained that at the end of the night, we had to do a "pocket check" or something like that to prevent theft. But I don't remember anything about going to the degree of patting each other down. D:
@@CornyBum these dudes were doing legit pat downs. I bet that it's a corporate policy that certain franchisees took to the extreme. I'm telling you man, it blew my mind. You would have thought they were working at a U.S Mint.
Did they do a cavity search also?
The end of this makes adams secretary clips even funnier
Anyone of these guys would be an HR nightmare
tfw you're playing hitman 2 listening to cumtown clips and a clip comes up with someone playing hitman while listening to cumtown clips
hell yeah man me too
I just played the Whittleton Creek map for the first time. Love it so much. I also love how it's a callback to a mission in Blood Money
I worked in a whole sale shipping warehouse that also had retail locations throughout the city. They were weedshops so we naturally attracted loser shithead employees, they always blew off work and my boss would ask me to cover shifts.
Did it once to be helpful. Then it kept happening. So eventually, i would just squeeze the situation for everything i could, id just grab something i wanted to buy and id be like "im taking this a bonus for bailing this place out today.". Then i eventually started just saying pay me double my wage and ill do it whenever you need, but thats the price, this isnt my problem and i hate doing it. He eventually had to get me to do it at that price. After that i told him i want triple my wage to do it. At that point he finally snapped and started bitching to me about how i was taking advantage of him. Looked him right in the face and was like "this whole thing is predicated on us taking advantage of eachother. I needed a job to pay my rent, you took advantage and offered me a wage that lets afford that and not much else. Now you keep putting yourself into these situations by hiring these stoners and being there friend and not boss, im taking advantage because everytime i do i get to treat myself to brand name groceries, and id rather not do it. Im asking for money to incentivize you to find a solution not involving me.
Felt good to throw that dynamic right back in his face
'A cool alpha guy who fukz.' -Stav
Stav is a full on George Costanza
Imagine walking past drunk nick at a mall kiosk lmao
Nick needs to tell more John stories from Gamestop
Hitman is such a relaxing game to watch
GAMESTONKS
I used to drink on my sales job. It made me better. But there's a fine line between buzzed and drunk. If you can't handle that line, don't drink mid-day.
Gay, I'm high Michael actor Douglas
Do a kill everyone challenge next time. Big Mooney has the market cornered but I feel like having Cumtown over it would give you an edge on the viewerbase.
Lol that’s a good idea
Sad that the kind of guys who take pride in shitty jobs can't do more rewarding work.
4:50 Lmao one time I was super baked at the mall and some black guy (while I was in a Gamestop lol!!) could smell it, and he went hella loudly "It smells like WEED in here." Then he looked around and locked eyes with me and said "You look high as hell!" Really put me on blast hahaha. I just sort of shrugged it off, a bit speechless.
Dude you talked to a black guy? Hell yeah dude
Super gay story
@@maxashby8160 Eww no I don't talk to black guys that's racist.
IBM Songbook from the 30s. Makes Jonestown look like Kinkos
I work at a pretty big tire retail chain and every time they set a break a sales record by $100,000 all of the managers and sales guys get taken out to a nice dinner and they get a hotel for a night. The tire techs like myself who do all the work don’t even get invited to this, yet they still try to make us give a shit about the sales numbers and get psyched up. Fucking clown show
I’m gay btw
I have my twin brother interview for me. He's a pro. Then I slouch in pretending to know who I already met 😂😂
This is a definitely a lie.
Great content. Don’t usually listen to gay stuff but now I see this is the way 🚀 🚀 gamestonks woot
Le to teh moon
Stav and Adam both worked legal jobs?
Been looking for the clip for a while, thank Mr Seagull
I used to work in an apple store and i have SO many fuckin stories of insane people with work pride hanging clean out of them.
Retail managers always seem kind of off
Was a retail manager for a few months. Can confirm am crazy
5:58 love that part of the video
can confirm, working for a mom-n-pop car dealership goes hard
Bruh 2015 I was working at a GameStop in MD(upper middle class area) and they would yell at us to sell Cricket wireless phones to people and would bring up numbers other stores would do…..and all I’d ask is “hmph so how much of those profits did anyone see on commission” and manager didn’t wanna answer that for some reason 🤷🏽♂️
5:28 holy shit man I'd kick a hole in the wall lmfao
Hitman 3 gameplay hits different. Now I have to install it on my ps5
I've always hated stupid company/work pride. I've never understood it 🤣
"I got this promotion because my boss likes me and I need to justify it."
Tfw alienation
Working in retail right now. Hearing coworkers have pride about their $14/hr job is hysterical. Also I'm gay
Adam has had the easiest life so it's justifiable they bully him.
jeez how many jobs has nick had?
“WE ARE A FAMILY HERE!” - corporate sh*thole bosses.
Corporate cringe
I would not be suprised if there was a big cross section of Cum Town fans were also Norm Macdonald fans
Norms the man
Norm kicks ass
Well, the Germans would have us believe
Not at all the same humor. Norm is ok
I own a doghouse
Dude this is exactly how my 24 year old manager is.
I hope Bill had some stock
stav’s had some weird ass white collar jobs i wanna know more about
I would hire Stav
Lmfao adam collected unemployment for 6 months because of a breakup meanwhile theres iron workers addicted to meth on their 3rd divorce still showing up for work early
this mediocre clip is so astronomically better than the show now.
Weak.
The first 100 eps were like a honeymoon. Now it's the mundane married life.
I still find the show pretty funny tbh but yeah not every episode is gonna be an absolute banger
You all are so gay.
Why do i feel like im watch Luis J Gomez in a video game
I got on that employment insurance for almost a year thanks to the writer's strike. I spent the entire time stoned out of my mind. Great times.
nice hitman gameplay dude
Barking up the wrong tree, try that bush over there bush league.
Interviewing good then never showing up in code again lmao
That game looks based
I fkin love being gay
3:52 Stav, what the actual fuck are you talking about?
Lol it’s very funny that Nick just doesn’t acknowledge it
Was Nick's job at GameStop to pretend to be 14 and shill video games to teenagers
Hold up, Gamestop has a loading dock?
Adam was referring to himself, because he's gay if you didn't know.
Maybe it was a Gamestop that moved into a storefront that was originally something else.
Loading dock is what especially gay men like Nick call sounding
i keep forgetting to grab my ps4 controller i left at my girlfriend’s house i want to play hitman again so bad
Hello Steven Seagull, I’ve been looking for you
Seamen seagull
Only gamestop employee I remember was a big fat black guy who sold me Super Smash Bros. Brawl who was complaining to someone else that he didn't get to go to church that day cause he had to work, never felt gayer since.
GME to the moon, Nick was dead weight, they're doing heaps better
Lmfao that aged poorly
Can someone help me find the bit where Nick is saying some shit to Q Anon while Adam and Stav are talking and then he says "okay end transmission" at the end 🤣
adam is lame but his interviews and first dates line is pretty solid.
maybes cool adam is actually cool
Nicks my best friend 🙂
💎 ✋ 💎 ✋
is this your gameplay? its fucking awesome!
Adam worked at Vox? Lol, he would.
Silent assassin suit only next time if youre uploading gameplay for background
Does anyone know why they got rid of the soundboard?
Because it was gay
@@douglasfrancher ur gay
Because he lost pretty much all of the sounds on it
Because adam wanted to save money
Hell yes
Gangstas do gangsta shit
Hitman game play? Or is my youtube fucked up.
Yeah its Hitman
@@StevenSeagull it waant a question if it was hitman game play, it was a question of it being used.
@@JimmyTurner Oh gotcha, sorry I misunderstood that. Yah I figured it would be more interesting, and I have been playing a lot of Hitman recently
@@StevenSeagull dont apologize make fun of me
@@JimmyTurner Your gay.... And I'm gay actor Michael Douglas
1:55 I work a sales position where I make 1% commission lmao
What episode is the clip from
Is this not on Spotify
Bro how many jobs did you have???
These aren't even jokes it's just bizarre hearing about these people's lives that you feel that you know. It's like being half passed out while some acquaintances talk about how shitty they are. Fucking surreal.
god i wish i could get on unemployment lol
The people trying to win Gamestop deserve to be in jail. I was a seasonal once and my god those workers are fucking animals.
What show is this?
power to the gays
My family has a string of car dealerships
I can visualize this with my eyes open.