My religion teacher showed us an episode of WWYD in class today where a guy with Down syndrome was getting harassed and I immediately thought of this bit lmao.
He’s a bit fast and loose with his characters health and a bit slow on the clicking to fire so he’s sub optimal but he’s consistent so it’s ok I wish i had not seen this game so I could be bliss
@@StevenSeagull ah yes! My brain kept bugging me that there was an expansive dlc or mod or smthn for FTL. Thank you! I'll definitely have to try it now, only stopped FTL cause I got bored.
I feel like if they came to my town, and had some dude slap his wife in the middle of Cracker Barrel, they would probably be charged with inciting murder :'D
@@StevenSeagull Oh, tits. I love FTL. Had all the ships and then a glitch happened where it started me over. I am not slogging through the dumbass slug ships again.
Is there supposed to be ftl gameplay in the background because i feel like im in a fever dream right now? Wait is youtube playing multiple videos what the fuck is going on?
Trayvon being a botched episode of What Would You Do? fucking killed me.
I laughed so hard at that I almost cried
it killed Trayvon too
I've been laughing at that for two years
It's hysterical. I don't know why but the single line works so well, the scenario is so believable and so funny.
@@yujiruffhanma3095” i truly believe”
Two guys in philly hitting on a girl nodding off is the most philly thing ever.
The only thing more Philly would be doing it at a losing eagles game
" it's either racist or like some body being mean to retarded people, same thing " got me. I don't even think he meant it that way
I came to the comments right after I heard that hahahah so subtle
Same thing as beating your wife as well
The bit about the McDonald's was possibly the funniest shit I've ever heard.
funniest part about this is that john quinones doesn’t even have the accent
nick really likes saying john quiñoñes
Stavs laugh has grown on me lmfao
Hell yeah dude
Respect
@Dan290559 this is exactly what my brother says haha
An acquired taste
Welcome to the gay club, brother
5:49 Might be my favourite Stav laugh of them all.
It’s a really good one
" I seem to have eaten all the paperwork" 🤣🤣
“The guy that hosts it is like some fake race.”
Might be the funniest thing I've heard all month, holy shit.
@@hoagielamp6543 jeffrey quinoa
Jeffrey Quinoa
"guy that hosts it is some fake race" is one of the greatest insults i have ever heard
Stav's Hypothetical should be a tv show
Which one?
@@hgcommons that's the name of the show and every episode is a Stav Hypothetical
It's called SNL, theyre ghost writers
@@RobertsmithDFTBA then how come snl isnt funny?
@@BryceChillis execution
"I gotta go piss" is code for "I'm running outta energy lemme go rail a fat line"
5:53 Stav realizes where Nick is going with it
The suitcase full of loose skittles took me out 😂😂
"They sorta snake around the painting" is contextually the funniest thing I ever heard
The first 15 seconds are so effortlessly hilarious from Nick
John Quinones is my mom's cousin, so this technically means they're talking about me. I did it.
Imagine Nick's Biden impression saying your name because his dead son was named the same thing
Congrats
Nice
He's from san antonio right?
Ninja,. You made it!
Goddamn, “loose skittles” got me
holy shit stav gets absolutely hysterical at the mcdonald’s bit
My religion teacher showed us an episode of WWYD in class today where a guy with Down syndrome was getting harassed and I immediately thought of this bit lmao.
sounds like a pretty cool religion
What about the Engi but instead of being machine experts they're sex masters and called the Engay
Riff city baby
no matter what stavs laugh/wheez will always kill me
I like watching footage of games I've never seen/played before so my inner voice can't tell me what you're doing wrong
He’s a bit fast and loose with his characters health and a bit slow on the clicking to fire so he’s sub optimal but he’s consistent so it’s ok
I wish i had not seen this game so I could be bliss
the section where adam was not involved was very very funny
i wonder why
hell yeah dude
Interesting
@@damiankirkwood7924 hell yeah dude
Hell yeah dude
Dude: hell yeah
Do fans of these guys realize none of them are white
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah... I'm thinking... I'm black.
John wigga hahaha
Hi, I’m gay actor Michael Douglas
Hi Gay Actor Michael Douglas
Mr. Gay Actor Michael Douglas, you're my hero.
You’re my gay, I’m hero
We need to talk about the Chinese
Dude. I love all of your comments.
John Quesadilla
"Nah she alright" if I had a nickel for every time I heard that at a bar
god I love a good Stav cackle
I hate how UA-cam tries to get me away from the Cum Town rabbit hole by taking me straight to a Bill Burr video after every single Cum Town video.
Or Tom Segura.
Mine unironically wants to make me watch John fucking Oliver.
Crazy how engis own 90% of the scrap
Chinese dragons don't have wings, but they still fly. They don't need wings to fly
Im gay for men
First time?
Why does this podcast make me laugh so fucking hard, it's a bunch of boomers calling each other gay and everything gay 24/7
Also I'm gay.
Millennials, far from boomers.
@NON-GAY ACTOR DANNY DEVITO Jesus Christ i know they're millennials, I'm not calling them boomers in the literal sense ya gays
I'm gay actor Michael Douglas and this is my alt account. It sucks, but it's sexy
@@Fabianwew you're thinking of baby boomers. Boomers are older millennials. A lot of people don't know that
@@Fabianwew kinda like people don't know what snowflake means.
1:17 you signed a non disclosure agreement George
So weird that I usually play FTL when I listen to cum town and this comes up in my recommended
John Quesadilla 😂😂😂
I thought this would be about the early 90's Nickelodeon gameshow hosted by Marc Summers
hey does nick call addidas 'thedeedaz'?
Sounds like uh-dee-daz
@@duke3250 the dead ass
After Dinner I Did A Shit.
You guys are awesome. Reminds me of me and my friends in my early 20s
Jefferey Quinoa
Cumtown with pc games in the background makes me feel good
Made the mistake of watching this with a bruised rib
" I truly believe ". Superb
i just got to the rebel flagship last night for the first time after like 6 or 7 years
Is it just me or does there seem to be a lot more going on in this FTL than normal? I mean text boxes and other "events".
This is the captains edition mod. I’d highly recommend it if you’re a fan of FTL although it can be pretty brutal at times
@@StevenSeagull ah yes! My brain kept bugging me that there was an expansive dlc or mod or smthn for FTL. Thank you! I'll definitely have to try it now, only stopped FTL cause I got bored.
this game looks complicated, and these racist instructions dont help at all
Practically no Adam this clip smh...
All the highlights are without him. Imagine that
@@some______guy must be Stav cutting all the clips. Hes jealous of Adam's talent
Could he possibly be John Quinnones? Have you ever seen a picture of the 2 of them together?
This shit is fucking hilarious
I thought chinese dragons fly by grabbing on to clouds. I think that makes me gay
Chinese dragons are wonder woman?
3:20 - Every Dunkin Donuts in Quincy.
John Kin-Youn-Yez
John Peenones
Zoltan swag
They’re my fav
Someone check on Stav, that dude was dying.
Hell yeah my comment quoting the video got nuked. Ace move UA-cam.
UA-cam eats sausages
We sent Adam to the carnival to eat all of the diarrhea
"It's racist or someone being mean to retarded people... Which is the same thing" - Nick Mullen
This FTL gameplay stresses me out so much
5:31 lol no one says anything after “same thing”
I feel like if they came to my town, and had some dude slap his wife in the middle of Cracker Barrel, they would probably be charged with inciting murder :'D
Black panther was sickk
Can I have... bisguetti
I hate to be this guy, but what game is being played as the visual. It looks familiar but I can't quite remember..
FTL:Faster Than Light
The Chinese dragon DEFFO flies.
Think Shenron :) (yes I know DBZ is Japanese)
I love ftl
Soooo, funny!!
Is your FTL modded? Something looks different than mine.
It is. I play with the captains edition mod. It adds about 200 new items and a ton of new enemies and encounters. I’d highly recommend it
@@StevenSeagull Oh, tits. I love FTL. Had all the ships and then a glitch happened where it started me over. I am not slogging through the dumbass slug ships again.
Is there supposed to be ftl gameplay in the background because i feel like im in a fever dream right now? Wait is youtube playing multiple videos what the fuck is going on?
FTL fucking rules
Correct
Yoo what game are you playing in this? It looks kinda sick
Its called FTL, it’s really cool but it’s pretty tough
@@StevenSeagull oh shit it's made by the same guys who did into the breach, that game is incredible. i gotta try out ftl
videos games are gay
Does anyone know where I can find the second clips video
"fake race"
What episode is this?
Damn the botched tv show thing was funny.
this is from before nick had his voice artificially deepened
I thought this was about the Nickelodeon show...
I always like wrestling
I'm gay for women
Pog
Hell yeah dude
“Its either being racist or being mean to retarded people, kind of the same thing.”
What did he mean by this?
They're both bigotry. What do you think he meant?
whats the game in the back round
FTL (2012)
@@StevenSeagull k
Holy shit dude use autofire if ur gonna get out the auto lazer
Yeah I’ve learned to use that now
Not putting the Zoltan as captain... You must be a gay
Is that ahri shafier?
Wtf are you playing bro haha
FTL
no, fuck no dude
Hey man what game is this? Thanks
This if FTL (2012) with the captain's edition mod. If you like super difficult games like Dark Souls I would highly recommend checking it out
@@StevenSeagull thanks man! this game kind of reminded me of rimworld
What's his name?
What mods do you use?
The captains edition mod
4:40
What is this game?
FTL
Fake race
What is the shitty looking game being played in the background?
FTL
Fucking HATE "what would you do"! Also i'm gay
This was not a good clip to watch with a stomach ache
What about FTLGBTQ
the Trayvon comparison made zero sense
Dude that laugh makes this podcast unlistenable. Every time I have these guys on my gf flips out "who tf laughs like that?!"
You're listening to Cum Town man, you're not fooling anyone - it's your boyfriend
You get used to it