Adam's Stolen Marmaduke Bit

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  • Опубліковано 22 лип 2021
  • / cumtown
    Ep. 59 Marmaduke
    Outro Music: • Ekoth Desert (demo)
    Game: Noita
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  • @JayYossarian
    @JayYossarian 3 роки тому +330

    It's stolen from Norm MacDonald, btw, Nick is correct. I am gay.
    It was from one of the roasts where Norm pulled out a newspaper then got called out and said he was reading Marmaduke because he wanted to laugh.

    • @grassbackyard3825
      @grassbackyard3825 3 роки тому +39

      100% it was norm Macdonald.

    • @SmokeSherm
      @SmokeSherm 3 роки тому +19

      this always bugged me because i too am gay

    • @2tiddies404
      @2tiddies404 3 роки тому +4

      thanks for the dd

    • @topgun2580
      @topgun2580 3 роки тому +33

      It was the Bob Saget roast. I remember because Bob makes fun of Norm being a degenerate gambler.

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 3 роки тому +8

      This Freidland feller has a face like a flower

  • @williamjoyce4313
    @williamjoyce4313 3 роки тому +276

    Stav can’t help but turn two different names into marmalade

    • @solidkingcobra
      @solidkingcobra 3 роки тому +7

      well he is a hungry fella.

    • @nsh1980gmail
      @nsh1980gmail 3 роки тому +15

      He’s got that thousand island stare. Also I’m gay

  • @skoosc
    @skoosc 3 роки тому +258

    I like to think that Adam just innocently forgets where he's heard jokes before like a normal person and doesn't know if he heard them from someone else or just made them up. But Nick is so neurologically atypical that he had memorized the source of every possible joke so he can call Adam on it.

    • @teteteteta2548
      @teteteteta2548 3 роки тому +35

      I think nick is actually like the rain man

    • @joecool2721
      @joecool2721 3 роки тому +26

      @@teteteteta2548 more like the gay man

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 2 роки тому +3

      @@joecool2721 hell yeah, dude

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan 2 роки тому +3

      I think Nick is just a jackass

    • @ithinkimarealboy2402
      @ithinkimarealboy2402 2 роки тому +2

      An easier way to say this is that Nick is definitely on the spectrum and his savant capability is pop culture.

  • @daviddockery8962
    @daviddockery8962 3 роки тому +123

    I’m ashamed to admit that I steal bits from cumtown when talking to my friends. I am an Adam.

    • @sus425
      @sus425 2 роки тому +33

      We all do that don’t worry

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 2 роки тому +25

      I do it when I'm talking to my parents. "Bong hit transplant" lol

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 2 роки тому +5

      big difference because its not your profession

    • @mranderson718
      @mranderson718 2 роки тому +4

      Just say “I hear this funny joke” none of your friends believe you came up with it yourself anyway.

    • @castielsisko2120
      @castielsisko2120 2 роки тому

      I don't do that I'm straight

  • @Mrcoconutgun
    @Mrcoconutgun 3 роки тому +154

    Stav's ability to mispronounce every word and turn it into some sort of food is astounding. Fucking marmalade dude.

    • @Trent_Moorman
      @Trent_Moorman 2 роки тому +14

      Never forget the thousand island stare

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому +1

      He did it like three times he’s unstoppable

  • @thekidwhodraws
    @thekidwhodraws 3 роки тому +145

    I’d still love to see an Adam accused of stealing bits compilation

    • @MeowmiXX_mmg
      @MeowmiXX_mmg 3 роки тому +10

      ua-cam.com/video/Iu6FBoBdeTk/v-deo.html

    • @qaaxz
      @qaaxz 3 роки тому +2

      @@MeowmiXX_mmg my man got the hook up

    • @pjom4191
      @pjom4191 3 роки тому +7

      You stole that idea

    • @thekidwhodraws
      @thekidwhodraws 3 роки тому +5

      @@MeowmiXX_mmg oh very nice thanks bro

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 3 роки тому +63

    In this instance Adam didn't do anything wrong he literally just referenced Marmaduke

  • @modernman1948
    @modernman1948 3 роки тому +55

    Stav: I used to pretend to be able to read.
    Adam: Mitt Romney is hot.
    Nick: Adam reads the New Yorker.

  • @LiviotheDoubleFang
    @LiviotheDoubleFang 3 роки тому +53

    I remember a line from the MTV show Daria in which the dad was reading the morning paper at the breakfast table and said to himself "Why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep?"

  • @jackhentschel2223
    @jackhentschel2223 3 роки тому +17

    This was before Adam’s soul was completely murdered, so there’s still enough of him left to get angry.

  • @ferda9476
    @ferda9476 3 роки тому +124

    Adam does seem to love getting under Nick & Stav's skin and then playing innocent (PBJ being his "favorite sweet" still makes me rage), but I think he's actually in the right this time. That would be like saying "remember Garfield, the cat that likes lasagna and hates mondays?" So even though the wording was the same both times, he was just using Marmaduke being messy as a baseline reference in both conversations.
    but more importantly im gay

    • @2tiddies404
      @2tiddies404 3 роки тому +3

      Nick diaz, what you smokin now.

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 3 роки тому +3

      Respect

    • @zweePOP
      @zweePOP 3 роки тому +1

      hahaha what episode does he say the PB&J thing?

    • @ferda9476
      @ferda9476 3 роки тому +1

      @@zweePOP I can't remember, it's a semi-newer one tho.

    • @wasnt_it
      @wasnt_it 3 роки тому +1

      No he's wrong

  • @Mrcoconutgun
    @Mrcoconutgun 3 роки тому +15

    The more you watch cumtown you realize nick might be legitimately in love with adam and teases him like a schoolboy with a crush. Pretty gay, pretty cool.

  • @FudTron5000
    @FudTron5000 3 роки тому +93

    cant wait till adam transitions so he can be nicks GF and finally gain nicks love.

    • @rschwartz666
      @rschwartz666 3 роки тому +5

      And by love you mean jizz

    • @dickdick130
      @dickdick130 3 роки тому +6

      their relationship would be the exact same, nick would just have the first enjoyable fuck in a while

    • @bracket8706
      @bracket8706 3 роки тому +2

      Such a gay comment and gayer replies. Not funny at all.

    • @shanecoopershow
      @shanecoopershow 3 роки тому +1

      @@bracket8706 it's all love gringo, gay Chinese love

  • @DraphEnjoyer
    @DraphEnjoyer 2 роки тому +4

    Adam shouldn’t feel bad because I steal Nicks jokes and bits all the time

  • @williamthompson8282
    @williamthompson8282 3 роки тому +56

    My gayness brought me here so quick

  • @princemononoke2477
    @princemononoke2477 3 роки тому +7

    Get Fuzzy, Far side, Garfield, Pearls Before Swine, and Bloom County are the best newspaper comics of all time

    • @dogdog6815
      @dogdog6815 3 роки тому

      Big Garf GOAT. I personally love Dilbert too, as well as the Dilbert business books and other Dilbert supplemental content

  • @andrewyoung4625
    @andrewyoung4625 3 роки тому +2

    I had an image in my head this entire video of a really wide newspaper.

  • @BucketOfMarbles
    @BucketOfMarbles 3 роки тому +7

    Shootout to hot Mormon mothers

  • @Davo5673
    @Davo5673 3 роки тому +3

    "Adam you're a bitch" -random New York resident 2021. He was right do that.

  • @inhubygvt
    @inhubygvt 3 роки тому +5

    Honestly one of the best CT bits lol

  • @superweedenjoyer
    @superweedenjoyer 10 місяців тому

    "I didn't steal someones bit I was making an observation about Marmaduke messing things up"-Adam
    "That was you observation about Marmaduke?" -Mike Recine

  • @comradecommissar3435
    @comradecommissar3435 2 роки тому +3

    Totally forgot about those weird Dilbert 2 and 3 videos till they brought them up. What a fever dream those are lol

    • @YangiTheCat
      @YangiTheCat 2 роки тому +1

      Had to rewatch them after I heard that. cboyardee is a legend

  • @grimstarr187
    @grimstarr187 3 роки тому +6

    make an "Adam talks like an Italian" video

  • @DanXmas
    @DanXmas 3 роки тому +3

    I love that Adam has seen the cboyardee Dilbert vids

  • @janosmarothy5409
    @janosmarothy5409 3 роки тому +10

    guys what if it was Dilbert but he sagged his pants wouldnt that be crazy??

  • @Omniprong
    @Omniprong 3 роки тому +4

    Seconding Adam's Dilbert 3 rec

  • @trja900
    @trja900 3 роки тому +7

    I love how they instantly bully Adam.
    Also……. I’m gay

  • @franzsperginand113
    @franzsperginand113 3 роки тому +10

    Someone be gay with me, please?

    • @Teclo25
      @Teclo25 3 роки тому +1

      be a real gay and be gay on your own

    • @shanecoopershow
      @shanecoopershow 3 роки тому

      I am gay and also a Chinese guy

  • @tobereed
    @tobereed 3 роки тому +1

    Louis Ck said the Marmaduke shit

  • @novakane8722
    @novakane8722 3 роки тому +11

    That game Is so hard lol

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 роки тому +5

      It has a pretty steep learning curve but it’s so satisfying once you get the hang of it

    • @slickhippie247
      @slickhippie247 3 роки тому

      @@StevenSeagull what’s it called I fw it

    • @Wilson_Kelly
      @Wilson_Kelly 3 роки тому +2

      @@slickhippie247 Noita

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 2 роки тому

      It's like a psychotic magic playthrough of Terraria.

  • @ericstephenson9052
    @ericstephenson9052 3 роки тому +1

    Marmadukake

  • @nolanduarte
    @nolanduarte 2 роки тому +2

    This version is way better

  • @KareemFreidland
    @KareemFreidland 3 роки тому +9

    I'm Jewish and Gay

  • @JB-lo8eg
    @JB-lo8eg Рік тому

    I love how Nick just won’t let it go. He keeps coming back to it. He’s genuinely offended and angry at Adam. Also I’m gay.

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX 3 роки тому

    I also used to make ghey dilbert comics

  • @Glumsly
    @Glumsly 3 роки тому +2

    Heathcliff ❤️

  • @HoboWithACamera
    @HoboWithACamera 2 роки тому +1

    I, too, enjoy Dilbert.

  • @wasnt_it
    @wasnt_it 3 роки тому +1

    Adam is crazy repulsive

  • @boulofrice587
    @boulofrice587 3 роки тому +3

    Mega gay. Hell yeah dude.

  • @ColonelMetus
    @ColonelMetus 3 роки тому +2

    Should I get into Gundams?

  • @alistairpage-mcgill2723
    @alistairpage-mcgill2723 3 роки тому

    The guy who called Adam a bitch definitely reads these comments

  • @flurry3074
    @flurry3074 3 роки тому

    A. A. Hole

  • @MagicBrianTricks
    @MagicBrianTricks 3 роки тому +5

    Why is he always stealing jokes from young Palestinian kids?