Weapons So Terrible They Had To Be Banned From War

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 років тому +3504

    "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." - - Sun Tzu
    Ha, if only it were that easy, my dear Sun Tzu...

    • @freddiemercury2075
      @freddiemercury2075 5 років тому +42

      Diploma talks and sanctions

    • @zank4684
      @zank4684 5 років тому +93

      Wonder if Sun Tzu ever tried using ligma on the enemy

    • @aswins6406
      @aswins6406 5 років тому +22

      Question- what if Bill gates wanted to raise an army?

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 5 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @kyoukotoshino5600
      @kyoukotoshino5600 5 років тому +4

      Worked on little rocket man

  • @privatewangtheopengineer6889
    @privatewangtheopengineer6889 5 років тому +5446

    Soldier: *Uses flamethrower*
    Referee: "Personal Foul. 10 Yard Penalty"

  • @harryobrien8968
    @harryobrien8968 4 роки тому +3277

    Soldiers: THATS UNFAIR
    War Judges: We’ll patch it in the next update

    • @dinerolife.4x509
      @dinerolife.4x509 4 роки тому +38

      *Underrated Comment*

    • @daviddavid-mi5qw
      @daviddavid-mi5qw 4 роки тому +12

      faidesu he is the annoying guy that nobody likes

    • @aimanalhaqeem7393
      @aimanalhaqeem7393 4 роки тому +1

      @@vigilantic3953 dont remember askin

    • @clockworkgore6049
      @clockworkgore6049 4 роки тому +2

      @@vigilantic3953 vigil players have no life

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 4 роки тому +1

      @@isfayurr he's pointing out how we are simply pawns to the elites. Why do they start wars, and make us fight them? I know there are times it's justified. I served, myself. But most of these wars are like giant games to these psychopaths.

  • @iprotectmanila1340
    @iprotectmanila1340 5 років тому +2553

    Bans lazers that could blind a soldiers eye, allows nuclear weapons that could end humanity

  • @abdulklappstuhl633
    @abdulklappstuhl633 4 роки тому +479

    Soldier: *Steps on landmine*
    Also the soldier:
    *,,ReEpoRT"*

    • @high-hw3cw
      @high-hw3cw 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂👾

    • @scottishgamer5503
      @scottishgamer5503 3 роки тому +1

      @@high-hw3cw what are you doing here FBI?

    • @lulu74ify
      @lulu74ify 3 роки тому +1

      @@high-hw3cw *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @guttysaw6365
      @guttysaw6365 3 роки тому

      Why make fun of military. They give their lives just for us to make these comments

  • @marklobjan
    @marklobjan 5 років тому +1914

    It’s a little known fact that if a country breaks the convention a referee runs out into the battlefield and punches the soldiers with a timeout :D

  • @EruseanPug
    @EruseanPug 5 років тому +860

    Germany: How do you like that mustard gas-
    Allies: **Slowly takes out shotguns**
    Germany: Okay, I'll stop.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 4 роки тому +5

      Germany never used gas in world War 2.

    • @edd3712
      @edd3712 4 роки тому +34

      Peter Zingler but in ww1

    • @EruseanPug
      @EruseanPug 4 роки тому +8

      I meant WW1

    • @Lucky-be3oq
      @Lucky-be3oq 4 роки тому +32

      @@EruseanPug
      Germany: *YOU BETTER STOP THAT OR ELSE WE WILL EXECUTE THEM*
      US: bro u used mustard gas
      Germany: *silent*

    • @olaoluwaafolabi8158
      @olaoluwaafolabi8158 4 роки тому

      Lucky89999 y

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 5 років тому +1374

    What about aimbots and noclips? I think we need to call another Geneva Convention on those.

    • @TimeChanger103
      @TimeChanger103 5 років тому +18

      Surprised to see you here

    • @najsfilm9719
      @najsfilm9719 5 років тому +5

      yeah sure

    • @DaGalaxyBoy
      @DaGalaxyBoy 5 років тому +33

      They're fine as long as it's in singleplayer

    • @8zzzzzd79
      @8zzzzzd79 4 роки тому +4

      Sooo cruised missiles should be banned too

    • @DaGalaxyBoy
      @DaGalaxyBoy 4 роки тому +3

      @@8zzzzzd79 cruise missiles dont no clip

  • @SOMEONE-pr8qp
    @SOMEONE-pr8qp 3 роки тому +508

    “Bat bombs” that sure aged well

    • @nintony2994
      @nintony2994 3 роки тому +4

      imbatman

    • @DrakeAM
      @DrakeAM 3 роки тому +8

      @@nintony2994 corona

    • @mrmud8531
      @mrmud8531 3 роки тому +7

      @@nintony2994 bat man's power covid 19

    • @JOKER_GAMING735
      @JOKER_GAMING735 3 роки тому +3

      @@legoobiwan442 No need to be salty my lego friend for these dark jokes can heighten people’s moods in the midst of such stressful events as that of the COVID-19 Pandemic!

    • @tsukiyunoda
      @tsukiyunoda 3 роки тому

      E

  • @erikr695
    @erikr695 5 років тому +3967

    We're under attack! Quick, get the rule book!

    • @Cadomi
      @Cadomi 5 років тому +212

      Quick sir, should I throw it at them?

    • @beezechurgerjer9891
      @beezechurgerjer9891 5 років тому +117

      Timeout!!

    • @Joe-kp5yr
      @Joe-kp5yr 5 років тому +41

      Hit them with the corner and they're dead

    • @tractorde3rd610
      @tractorde3rd610 5 років тому +81

      SIR TURN ON THE MIC WE MUST TELL THEM
      Mic:GUES STOP PLS YOU ARE UNFAIR U CANT USE THAT

    • @qmp9422
      @qmp9422 5 років тому +4

      Well if you need to remember not to gaz some enemies you need to change your mind

  • @themetallicbrick3565
    @themetallicbrick3565 5 років тому +1167

    Germany: (Uses mustard gas)
    America: (Uses trench shotguns)
    Germany: *wait, that’s illegal.*

    • @diejagers4636
      @diejagers4636 5 років тому +8

      The Metallic Brick wow
      Germany has shotguns too

    • @ThePlayer-ij7nw
      @ThePlayer-ij7nw 5 років тому +9

      Says a nation that us gases

    • @wilkinlow
      @wilkinlow 5 років тому +17

      convention and treaty can be broken anytime. it is pretty much a document with 0 power

    • @adamdubin1276
      @adamdubin1276 5 років тому +15

      Shotguns weren't actually very effective at the time. The U.S. tended to use cardboard walled cartridges which tended to swell and jam the weapon in the damp trench environment. The Germans used it as an excuse to try and give them themselves the moral high ground on something or at the very least tie up the entente in debates on the usage of such weapons. They were far more effective in world war 2 where we began using alternate materials for shell casings.

    • @whereyafindthisson4366
      @whereyafindthisson4366 5 років тому +3

      @die r/whooooooosh

  • @jetpackboy0995
    @jetpackboy0995 5 років тому +1948

    1918
    Germany: *Using Mustard Gas on enemy trenches*
    USA: *Uses shotguns*
    Germany: Please stop using shotguns

    • @diejagers4636
      @diejagers4636 5 років тому +16

      Dude he Germans used shotguns too

    • @andrewwang2602
      @andrewwang2602 5 років тому +43

      Die Jägers maybe but it was an American invention that devastated German front lines.

    • @jetpack3279
      @jetpack3279 5 років тому +1

      Nice username

    • @adamdubin1276
      @adamdubin1276 5 років тому +52

      Shotguns weren't actually very effective at the time. The U.S. tended to use cardboard walled cartridges which tended to swell and jam the weapon in the damp trench environment. The Germans used it as an excuse to try and give them themselves the moral high ground on something or at the very least tie up the entente in debates on the usage of such weapons. They were far more effective in world war 2 where we began using alternate materials for shell casings.

    • @whereyafindthisson4366
      @whereyafindthisson4366 5 років тому +2

      @adam r/whoooosh

  • @Allen-lb4ky
    @Allen-lb4ky 3 роки тому +37

    Imagine people at war trying to avoid being killed during a fight asking themselves "Wait...is this weapon legal? Can I use it?"

  • @TheAlmightyWiggy
    @TheAlmightyWiggy 4 роки тому +493

    So, no poisoning, but vaporizing a city of civilians is fine.

    • @karjathebard2401
      @karjathebard2401 4 роки тому +12

      Nukes are banned tho,right?

    • @AzAzrael
      @AzAzrael 4 роки тому +8

      Karja O they might be banned , but no if they needed to use they’re gonna use it.

    • @zxow
      @zxow 4 роки тому +8

      they are not banned but there is a separate pact that doesn't allow testing and using so tehnically yeah they are banned

    • @radioactivian
      @radioactivian 4 роки тому

      *LOGIC 0*

    • @rellewilson7814
      @rellewilson7814 4 роки тому

      Fire cleanses poison well...poisons lol

  • @queslife5641
    @queslife5641 4 роки тому +320

    Number one: Legos
    Legend has it that the excruciating pain of the LEGO was too much for everyone who stepped on them, leading to their eventual ban from war in 382 BC

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 4 роки тому +10

      I heard the Spanish used legos as the ultimate torture, during the Inquisition....

    • @itsahmadi6807
      @itsahmadi6807 4 роки тому +1

      I hope one day U release how cringe u were

    • @monkeyears6800
      @monkeyears6800 4 роки тому +1

      noice joke m8

    • @infinity_karma9092
      @infinity_karma9092 4 роки тому +3

      @@itsahmadi6807 no one cares abt u xD

    • @apez1919
      @apez1919 4 роки тому +3

      @@itsahmadi6807 plus ur grammar...

  • @jasonjuneau
    @jasonjuneau 4 роки тому +294

    "Thanks for joining us here live during World War 3. North Korea has won the coin toss, and chooses to attack first. They decided to open with a gas attack, and The United States are challenging the attack. From the instant replay it's clear it was mustard gas. North Korea now has a 10 yard penalty. It's now 2nd and 20, let's see what they decide to do now."

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue 4 роки тому +183

    Geneva Convention: *exists*
    GTA Online: "You have no power here!"

  • @iidoughnutholes3087
    @iidoughnutholes3087 4 роки тому +241

    Rip blinding laser weapons. They were too OP. The community asked for a nerf but they never got it. Then the company just removed it all together...Sad

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 2 роки тому +2

      They’ll just make another OP weapon in the next update

    • @vast634
      @vast634 Рік тому

      A countermeasure would then to issue glasses that filter those laser-frequencies. All sides could adapt to those kind of attack mid term.

  • @the_joejarvis
    @the_joejarvis 5 років тому +274

    *is about to die*
    *pulls out mustard bomb*
    Enemy-bro u can’t do that that’s against the rules
    Soldier-oh my mad..
    *gets shot*

  • @luckydog7896
    @luckydog7896 4 роки тому +194

    Flame thrower: gets banned
    pyro in tf2: And I took that personally

  • @nightinxgale7083
    @nightinxgale7083 4 роки тому +1049

    UN is being that kid on Call of Duty who wants everything nerfed.

  • @kawsara5366
    @kawsara5366 5 років тому +1270

    Why dont we just have a 1v1 arm wrestle instead of wars?

  • @wiseoaktree420
    @wiseoaktree420 5 років тому +559

    *uses flame thrower*
    "would you like to kick this player?"
    yes ✅. no ❎.

  • @hemantabharali
    @hemantabharali 4 роки тому +155

    "Biological weapons bad"
    China : Hold my Covid-19

    • @cold1182
      @cold1182 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @reaction9918
      @reaction9918 3 роки тому

      do u know what biological weapon means

    • @cold1182
      @cold1182 3 роки тому +6

      I do

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 3 роки тому +4

      @@reaction9918 it’s a joke

    • @reaction9918
      @reaction9918 3 роки тому +1

      @@shaquezr.9541 wanna hear another one? you

  • @garrygrapenuts6137
    @garrygrapenuts6137 4 роки тому +289

    *sees a mine*
    “Hey they can’t have that!”

  • @wolfgamiing89
    @wolfgamiing89 5 років тому +602

    USA: “hey let’s use bat bombs to start fires in Japan?”
    REF: “no that is not aloud in warl
    USA: “ok then, no worries that’s cool”
    “Uses atomic bomb to blow the whole place up instead”
    Logic 1.0.1

    • @browhy1129
      @browhy1129 4 роки тому +19

      Ref: “gooooooooool u.s.a winner”

    • @elrooyo4514
      @elrooyo4514 4 роки тому +6

      Allowed*

    • @Jimrlst
      @Jimrlst 4 роки тому +1

      They used both

    • @jaxonschlutz1279
      @jaxonschlutz1279 4 роки тому +3

      I prefer the software update logic 1.0.2 but ok what ever you say

    • @rookeva8688
      @rookeva8688 4 роки тому +1

      Hopefully you guys know your history

  • @654Crossman
    @654Crossman 4 роки тому +416

    Governments: "We banned land mines in war!"
    Every rebellion we have ever fought overseas: "Nah."

    • @fourwordsalluppercase_597
      @fourwordsalluppercase_597 4 роки тому +12

      That IED you planted says you didnt sign. Dont worry we'll send it, just sign the dotted line .
      > drops cluster bomb

    • @josefmengele1236
      @josefmengele1236 4 роки тому

      Mark C nah

    • @phoenixwyvern355
      @phoenixwyvern355 4 роки тому

      We still use them too.

    • @matthewwalker4431
      @matthewwalker4431 4 роки тому +1

      In the navy we don't have land mines we have WATER mines

    • @thebronyhoodpony5627
      @thebronyhoodpony5627 2 роки тому

      @@matthewwalker4431 wait what happens when a whale or other large objects touch the mine, does it still go of or there a certain thing defend it

  • @pattdiy4283
    @pattdiy4283 3 роки тому +60

    "weapons that can permanently remove sight are banned"
    I mean any gun can be used to permanently remove someone's sight, just saying

  • @Katsu25
    @Katsu25 4 роки тому +1341

    When you realize war is just a game for them they even created rules for them

    • @vincyws
      @vincyws 4 роки тому +96

      It's a chess game for the riches

    • @edgelord7906
      @edgelord7906 4 роки тому +45

      @@vincyws *insert* corrupt politicians, billionaires, dictators, rogue world leaders and multinational companies.

    • @lambo1614
      @lambo1614 3 роки тому +13

      Please shut up. You should've outgrown this when you were 14. War is an act of liberation, and you probably wouldn't even exist if some wars never happened.

    • @tsugumilana7581
      @tsugumilana7581 3 роки тому +69

      @@lambo1614 if you truly believe that invading another country, stealing their resources, leaving them without military security, and overthrowing current leaders for chosen leaders is liberation, then you got a lot of growing up to do

    • @reaction9918
      @reaction9918 3 роки тому

      @@tsugumilana7581 ez

  • @mrsatan1565
    @mrsatan1565 4 роки тому +611

    Imagine having rules for killing each other...

  • @KaptainBlue
    @KaptainBlue 5 років тому +537

    Geneva convention: Please dont use Cheat codes guys...
    Everyone else : ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡🅱🅰

    • @whosrevxnge5582
      @whosrevxnge5582 5 років тому +39

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    • @KaptainBlue
      @KaptainBlue 5 років тому +4

      @@whosrevxnge5582 😐

    • @whosrevxnge5582
      @whosrevxnge5582 5 років тому +18

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    • @KaptainBlue
      @KaptainBlue 5 років тому +6

      @@whosrevxnge5582 😶

    • @whosrevxnge5582
      @whosrevxnge5582 5 років тому +5

      @@KaptainBlue why all the emoji MAKING ME MAD

  • @ketea3533
    @ketea3533 4 роки тому +149

    China obviously didn’t remember the bio chemical weapon rule

  • @Dbags-or5ul
    @Dbags-or5ul 4 роки тому +518

    I love how there’s these rules but nobody would obey them in the heat of battle

    • @makerl1fe388
      @makerl1fe388 4 роки тому +52

      This rules are meant to be respected, if they re not the countries that break the rules will be punished in the end with a huge fee, restrictions and controlled army personal, weapons etc, and if too many have been broked it would become the worlds enemy and end it, giving it to a different state.
      Look at germany history during the world wars, that is what happens if you break the rules.
      They might use it, but either way in the end they ll lose even if they win, no country can conquer the whole world

    • @klipklapklop3359
      @klipklapklop3359 4 роки тому +21

      MaKerL1fe only the losers of the war pay for their crimes

    • @tiagosales3373
      @tiagosales3373 4 роки тому

      You dont know nothing

    • @SuperMan-nk5bq
      @SuperMan-nk5bq 4 роки тому +13

      If it saves my life and destroys the enemy I'm going to use it. War has nothing to do with compassion.

    • @markmacgowan5857
      @markmacgowan5857 4 роки тому +19

      @@SuperMan-nk5bq And yet you call yourself Super Man.

  • @Kezons
    @Kezons 5 років тому +128

    They had to release a balance patch for the overpowered weapons. The meta-game was ridiculous.

  • @camkraw893
    @camkraw893 5 років тому +167

    *Switzerland* : Every weapon on Earth is banned from using on us K? K
    *Every Country* : K

    • @jamesbarclay7951
      @jamesbarclay7951 5 років тому +15

      Even though the Swiss remain neutral in all conflict they are up to the eyeballs in military doctrine by every man takes part in.military service yearly and all motorways can be turned into runways with tunnels as hangers....and they are neutral

    • @camkraw893
      @camkraw893 5 років тому +9

      @@jamesbarclay7951 I knew about the mandatory service but didn't know about the motorways and tunnels, cool info

    • @RobotWizard4209
      @RobotWizard4209 5 років тому +3

      @@jamesbarclay7951 they don't want to be involved in wars but they are prepared for it if it does come

    • @biohita
      @biohita 5 років тому +1

      Well they are a fiscal paradise, you won't see that place getting bombed anywhere soon.

  • @jackcooper7727
    @jackcooper7727 4 роки тому +58

    So basically, almost every character and robot in the titanfall universe is a war criminal. Got it.

    • @bachboy678
      @bachboy678 3 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 роки тому +5

      A lot of main characters and “good guys” in action/war movies and video games are war criminals.

  • @OhioanGhost
    @OhioanGhost 5 років тому +458

    Basically any weapon that is harmful to the environment

    • @chanrasjid8688
      @chanrasjid8688 5 років тому +22

      No! Just ban the use of any weapons of war. Army only of foot soldiers trained in MMA; only unarmed combats. Only wooden sailing ships allowed to cross oceans.

    • @GabrielSantana-xo9gx
      @GabrielSantana-xo9gx 5 років тому +12

      @@chanrasjid8688
      Wooden swords every war.

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 5 років тому +2

      What about any weapon harmful to humans :O

    • @thesauciestboss4039
      @thesauciestboss4039 5 років тому +3

      Swords are FAR more inhumane guns

    • @Byakurenfan
      @Byakurenfan 5 років тому

      @@thesauciestboss4039 However they don't depersonalize the war. More people nowadays would not want to go to war if they needed to be on the front lines.

  • @thediamondtaco1524
    @thediamondtaco1524 5 років тому +116

    Soldier: were out of RPG ammo
    me: *grabs ketchup and puts it in rocket place*
    Soldier: isn't that illegal?
    Me: dang it

  • @davidmurphy5807
    @davidmurphy5807 4 роки тому +852

    I like how isis breaks almost every rule of the Geneva convention

  • @rodrigocoquis9399
    @rodrigocoquis9399 4 роки тому +40

    Cluster strikes: *gets banned
    Me, a Warzone veteran: *hehe A-10 warthog goes brrrt*

  • @Sahtoovi
    @Sahtoovi 5 років тому +212

    "The point of war is not to die for your country, instead it's to make your enemy die for his."

  • @bruhmoment2905
    @bruhmoment2905 4 роки тому +110

    Nobody:
    The guy watching ads to respawn on the battlefield:

  • @openize1928
    @openize1928 4 роки тому +705

    In 2020, China: "Boom, now you got bat bombs"

    • @obviouslynathan7113
      @obviouslynathan7113 4 роки тому +11

      r/stolencomments

    • @grg5397
      @grg5397 4 роки тому

      Tear gas gets banned China:protest

    • @yellow6572
      @yellow6572 4 роки тому +5

      @@obviouslynathan7113
      This isn't Reddit

    • @empro2098
      @empro2098 4 роки тому

      Openize china just fid germ warfare on us too

    • @irismckenzie8733
      @irismckenzie8733 4 роки тому +3

      @@obviouslynathan7113 HE DID DID DA REDIIT TING ONGONG

  • @bouy3432
    @bouy3432 4 роки тому +44

    Other weapons: Heck no
    Nukes: haha we go boom

    • @jazz_prodzz5761
      @jazz_prodzz5761 3 роки тому

      Nuclear arms treaty?

    • @aalleexx1997
      @aalleexx1997 3 роки тому

      every country should have nukes tho

    • @pragyanbaliga5392
      @pragyanbaliga5392 3 роки тому +1

      AK-47 is more dangerous than a nuke. Infographics even made a video as to why.

  • @Passionfruitlover
    @Passionfruitlover 5 років тому +329

    So war is literally Call Of Duty custom matches TDM?

    • @SovietTricycle
      @SovietTricycle 5 років тому +14

      DR KITTEN 044 I’d say more like E Sports, banning weapons and perks.

    • @Rigbone64
      @Rigbone64 5 років тому

      Pretty much

    • @lucarit4107
      @lucarit4107 5 років тому

      Because war is a business.

    • @yesyes3367
      @yesyes3367 5 років тому

      You play fortnite

  • @oizorref2615
    @oizorref2615 4 роки тому +597

    Infographics Show : cluster bomb is banned
    MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA :
    sad fuze noise

    • @cashmoneyshaz
      @cashmoneyshaz 4 роки тому +6

      Ferrozio Wijaya underrated comment

    • @s2sboc38
      @s2sboc38 4 роки тому +16

      The hostage is expendable

    • @christophercar7447
      @christophercar7447 4 роки тому +2

      Is that a Rainbow six siege refrence

    • @s2sboc38
      @s2sboc38 4 роки тому +4

      Christopher car yes

    • @tohotom7688
      @tohotom7688 4 роки тому +3

      That's the comment what I searched

  • @randomperson9797
    @randomperson9797 4 роки тому +324

    The US: *creates bat bombs*
    Batman: Hol’ up...

    • @ww2vlogger66
      @ww2vlogger66 4 роки тому +2

      That's legit what I was saying lol

    • @Wizzmane
      @Wizzmane 4 роки тому +10

      You said China wrong

    • @stormsurge2103
      @stormsurge2103 4 роки тому +3

      Tbf, the "Bat-Bombs" never actually worked, it just resulted in the US army blowing up several harmless (apart from Rabies) small, fuzzy, chiropterids and large, expensive US infrastructure.

    • @axelalvarado7439
      @axelalvarado7439 4 роки тому +2

      Batman: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @offensiveshit4999
      @offensiveshit4999 4 роки тому +2

      Random Person
      China: creates bat bombs
      The USA: Hol’ up...

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 3 роки тому +13

    You missed an interesting one The tri-tip knife is also banned but still capable to be bought by civilians!
    It's a combat knife with three edges that spiral around like a corkscrew it's gruesome/badass looking
    It's banned because it it leaves a uneven wound that is hard to treat so it's more likely to cause a person to bleed out
    It was banned by the same treaty as the use plastic fragments both are considered to do unnecessary harm to combatants to the point of cruelty

  • @Big_smoked
    @Big_smoked 5 років тому +522

    North korea : *uses nuke*
    US : *wait thats illegal*

    • @NOLIMIT_KJ
      @NOLIMIT_KJ 5 років тому +14

      M1 Abrams also us: * 2 spider-man pointing at each other * meme

    • @smileface1618
      @smileface1618 5 років тому +7

      Also usa:only we can use them

    • @jakemcadam9910
      @jakemcadam9910 5 років тому +5

      North Korea uses nuke also North Korea welp that didn’t go according to plan

    • @armija
      @armija 5 років тому +7

      Wait isnt US an only country that actually used nuke against other people??

    • @smileface1618
      @smileface1618 5 років тому

      @@armija yea but now almost everybody have nukes but they didn't use them(at least 4 now😂)

  • @sethpetrarca4900
    @sethpetrarca4900 4 роки тому +175

    I thought he said "nerf gas" and I was like it's nerf or nothing

  • @rennellarnejo4871
    @rennellarnejo4871 4 роки тому +493

    Meanwhile Fuze out of nowhere:
    *CLUSTER CHARGE DEPLOYED*

    • @andrewh7473
      @andrewh7473 4 роки тому +36

      Only true gamers understand this

    • @somekingnamedcharles1573
      @somekingnamedcharles1573 4 роки тому +25

      Lord chanka would be proud comrad

    • @Sir2maZ
      @Sir2maZ 4 роки тому +19

      Meanwhile Smoke: "Don't ask what's inside my capsules"

    • @ThePridePilot
      @ThePridePilot 4 роки тому +13

      *Fuzes the hostage*

    • @tegan783
      @tegan783 4 роки тому +4

      @@Sir2maZ cansiters*

  • @labdhisharma5396
    @labdhisharma5396 4 роки тому +17

    Soldiers uses a mix version of gun and flamethrower
    General: penalty foul 10 because you might hit your teammates

  • @alucard2076
    @alucard2076 5 років тому +136

    Banning nuclear bombs maybe wouldn't be a bad idea.

    • @bigblueassbaby9074
      @bigblueassbaby9074 5 років тому +2

      Ya think?

    • @yourfairyGodgod
      @yourfairyGodgod 5 років тому +2

      They kind of are...until they aren’t.

    • @vanillabryce24
      @vanillabryce24 5 років тому +16

      Alucard They prevent war more than they provoke war

    • @BM-te9te
      @BM-te9te 5 років тому +11

      Golden rule is.. you nuke an enemy everyone else nukes you

    • @monsiercochrane77
      @monsiercochrane77 5 років тому +4

      Its a bad idea.its something which prevents nations from going to war. If not for nukes we would've seen:
      Us Russia war
      Us China war
      More Indo China war
      Many more Indo Pak war.
      Korean war 2.0
      More Arab Israeli wars.
      Russia Ukraine war
      Eu Russia war
      Nato Warsaw pact war
      Iran Israeli war
      Indio China-Pak war
      And most likely
      WORLD WAR 3
      So,nukes are basically holding balances,making bi laterally hostile nations/groups/alliances waging war,by making them think twice about the consequences.

  • @thatcreepyasian835
    @thatcreepyasian835 5 років тому +163

    Cluster bomb - being banned
    Fuze - heavy breathing

    • @destinedforgreatness1175
      @destinedforgreatness1175 5 років тому +6

      ThatCreepyAsian except on hostage then it’s allowed 😂

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 5 років тому +5

      Carpet bombing - heavy breathing

    • @P12118
      @P12118 5 років тому +2

      I get it

    • @jay-hb7el
      @jay-hb7el 5 років тому

      thunk thunk thunk thunk

    • @ilimuninati4929
      @ilimuninati4929 5 років тому

      Wait, there not clusters. They're hockey pucks

  • @herrbear3049
    @herrbear3049 4 роки тому +264

    North Korea, Vietcong, China, Russia, Germany, and America: how ‘bout I do
    a n y w a y

    • @tomtrw3027
      @tomtrw3027 4 роки тому +29

      I can tell u as a german that we don't even have a real military
      Our former defense minister (Ursula von der Leyen) has more kids than germany has flying warplanes.

    • @blackdiamond4049
      @blackdiamond4049 4 роки тому +15

      @@tomtrw3027 How dare you tell our weaknesses

    • @edgelord7906
      @edgelord7906 4 роки тому +4

      @@tomtrw3027 yup germany still has some heavy military restrictions.

    • @corybooker4358
      @corybooker4358 4 роки тому +4

      I wonder why we don’t let them have a military 🧐
      Thats just a joke I forgive Germany for starting wars 🙂

    • @herrbear3049
      @herrbear3049 4 роки тому +4

      Cory Booker are you really one of those that thinks Germany started World War I?

  • @twinkiee_
    @twinkiee_ 4 роки тому +17

    Lol Percy, annabeth and Rachel's hairbrush should also be on this list

  • @ryuzaki1577
    @ryuzaki1577 4 роки тому +682

    Soldier: uses cluster bomb
    Other Soldier: stop cheating im reporting
    (*you have been kicked for cheating*)
    offensive item:
    Cluster bomb

  • @OperativeDonut
    @OperativeDonut 5 років тому +60

    R.I.P for the people who went through this stuff

  • @Osiiii404
    @Osiiii404 4 роки тому +414

    Nations: **Having a Hard time Weaponizing a Plague**
    China: _"I'm about to do what's Called a Pro Gamer Move"_

    • @cubichaul770
      @cubichaul770 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @kloassie
      @kloassie 4 роки тому +5

      How are you writing in italic?

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 4 роки тому +1

      @@kloassie why is it crowdful in U.S.A?

    • @knaesh
      @knaesh 4 роки тому +1

      kloassie _you put underscores on either side_

    • @ThatYT_shortsGuy
      @ThatYT_shortsGuy 4 роки тому

      _tanish_
      .

  • @Xstrangis
    @Xstrangis 3 роки тому +8

    These bans really balanced out the META

  • @neykoj_jr3903
    @neykoj_jr3903 5 років тому +191

    These weapons were too OP they really had to nerf em huh

    • @sorandomandquirky9425
      @sorandomandquirky9425 5 років тому +8

      They vaulted them. I got a lot of kills with these things, smh.

    • @arloschofield5648
      @arloschofield5648 5 років тому

      Nostalgic Instagramers beging for likes like
      Like to unvalut the flame thrower

    • @deonejones748
      @deonejones748 2 роки тому

      @@sorandomandquirky9425 I almost stopped playing after that update.

  • @josecaplot578
    @josecaplot578 5 років тому +300

    So what do they do get up and talk to the referee 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DarkXDestroyer1
      @DarkXDestroyer1 5 років тому +6

      I guess if the UN is the referee, yeah.

    • @firestartergold1768
      @firestartergold1768 5 років тому +4

      UN tries em

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 5 років тому +19

      Actually the country will be labeled as a war crime state from continued use, and are then isolated from the rest of the world (no allowed internet connection or trade or communication). They are from then on country non grata, so anyone can invade or sabotage them (legally of course) without CBRN or other illegal weapons and they will be completely on their own, with no help from anyone except *maybe* others who aren't apart of the weapons agreement. All bets are off afterwards.

    • @stevenfreeman6734
      @stevenfreeman6734 5 років тому +1

      I think all they do is fine the country that's why it's all far for terrorists

    • @purplepineapple117
      @purplepineapple117 5 років тому +1

      allen iverson You use the illegal weapon back. That’s why we still do research and create all those illegal weapons

  • @michaengtzu3510
    @michaengtzu3510 4 роки тому +375

    Human: Used bats to carry bombs
    Bats: Used humans carry virus

  • @irishrebellion483
    @irishrebellion483 2 роки тому +5

    Perhaps it's a little antiquated but I'm surprised they never mentioned the crossbow; a weapon so lethal and terrifying (especially at night) Pope Innocent II banned them from warfare in 1139.

  • @snehajitdey8707
    @snehajitdey8707 5 років тому +142

    Cluster bombs are banned
    Me: remembering the Jericho missile scene from iron man

    • @michaelbishop5251
      @michaelbishop5251 4 роки тому +1

      Not a cluster bomb. Look up what a real cluster bomb is

    • @catblitz5103
      @catblitz5103 4 роки тому

      fuzeeeee

    • @jaidenabrams6972
      @jaidenabrams6972 4 роки тому

      That’s exactly what I was thinking of

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 4 роки тому +1

      Guided sub-munitions likely aren't covered by the cluster weapon ban. A lot of the reasoning for the cluster weapon ban matches that of mines, that unexpended ordinance will cause harm later to civilians and that they are indiscriminate. If you can't control where the force goes, you would be wise not to employ that force in that manner. Bioweapons in the style of self replicating, gene manipulating or classical 'germ warfare' falls under the same issue of control. Gas and incendiaries face the same problems. Comparatively, kinetic strikes that reach WMD levels are much more controlled and lack the lingering radiation issues of fission, fusion or anti-matter weapons.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 5 років тому +139

    Weapon: WWI TrenchGun
    Banned by: Germany
    Reason: Medics

  • @Th-Ruben
    @Th-Ruben 5 років тому +143

    *uses tear gas in combat*
    'Hey, you can't do that! It's forbidden!'
    'Oh, my bad!' *Calls in atomic bomb*

    • @kcdthing1478
      @kcdthing1478 4 роки тому

      But you can use it on normal people not soldiers

    • @cceelloo
      @cceelloo 4 роки тому +2

      T A C T I C A L N U K E I N C O M I N G

    • @notschmebulock5447
      @notschmebulock5447 4 роки тому

      Also illegal but ok

    • @cceelloo
      @cceelloo 4 роки тому

      KingBracubear r/ woooosh

    • @notschmebulock5447
      @notschmebulock5447 4 роки тому

      C3110 Animations no the bomb is illegal

  • @chrisbulman550
    @chrisbulman550 4 роки тому +11

    1:26 who thought that guy on the banner was Imran Zakhaev from CoD 4 Modern Warfare

  • @DevinJamalSims
    @DevinJamalSims 5 років тому +439

    “Unfair play” war isn’t a game 💀

    • @sagestriz8479
      @sagestriz8479 4 роки тому +49

      Memer man 420 wow funny funny haha reddit lolollolol

    • @lucastinsley7852
      @lucastinsley7852 4 роки тому +2

      @@sagestriz8479 ight im chill so idc have fun making fun me bud

    • @TorchfromTexas
      @TorchfromTexas 4 роки тому +21

      And you know who makes those rules? Not the people who are out there boots on the ground fighting, but the ones in a secure shelter commanding troops through a tv screen like it is a video game. Smh

    • @Dbags-or5ul
      @Dbags-or5ul 4 роки тому +1

      I know the rules are there but no one cares if they break them and how will someone know if I use a flamethrower or tear gas

    • @gavin5239
      @gavin5239 4 роки тому +6

      Memer man 420 You are really not funny

  • @charliearmstrong9327
    @charliearmstrong9327 4 роки тому +147

    “If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.” -Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

  • @severinschar1888
    @severinschar1888 4 роки тому +212

    No one:
    A county at war: Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggested.

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 4 роки тому

      I see u a man of culture as well

    • @affif101
      @affif101 4 роки тому +10

      Geneva Suggestion rolls off the tongue better

    • @Sold7
      @Sold7 4 роки тому

      I think I’ve seen this before

    • @fourwordsalluppercase_597
      @fourwordsalluppercase_597 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, i see you didn't sign? Well, thats unfortunate. Tell your mother i said hi.What town was she again ? Oh wait , it doesn't matter because it wont exist tomorrow.

    • @iwos9722
      @iwos9722 4 роки тому +2

      And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

  • @Colaws
    @Colaws 4 роки тому

    The fact that nukes aren’t on this list is insane

  • @Banaenay
    @Banaenay 4 роки тому +62

    Soldier: Uses Chair.
    Referee: This isn't wrestling!

  • @ZeeEyeOh
    @ZeeEyeOh 4 роки тому +141

    I feel like rules in war are kinda silly if you’re at war why are we trusting people to follow rules

    • @mrnotsobeast6910
      @mrnotsobeast6910 4 роки тому +2

      ZeeEyeOh I agree

    • @youknowthavibes8302
      @youknowthavibes8302 4 роки тому +12

      i think its for when the war ends you want to be able to go back to living a normal life with out being covered in burns or suffering things that cant be fixed medically...its still weird tho

    • @anselfareaux6232
      @anselfareaux6232 4 роки тому +4

      ashton cody Living with PTSD is not a normal life but ok

    • @thinleafclan7563
      @thinleafclan7563 4 роки тому +12

      These rules might be made so the two countries fighting each other don’t destroy their own countries by starting wildfires killing millions with gas and pretty much ending humanity

    • @stalinsmyth8370
      @stalinsmyth8370 4 роки тому

      Rules of war?? How about banning war all together? That's more of a blanket solution, right?

  • @realfidel
    @realfidel 5 років тому +121

    I feel bad for the people in Laos who have to deal with all cluster bombs that litter thier country

    • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
      @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 5 років тому +2

      Or the Congo where there are more unexploded land mines scattered about than citizens, you can guess why 🙄

  • @Outwest65m
    @Outwest65m 2 роки тому +3

    Imagine if they released a gamemode where all banned weapons are able to be used.

  • @kevray
    @kevray 4 роки тому +42

    Referee:
    “unnecessary roughness. 15 yard penalty, automatic first down”

  • @spontaksback
    @spontaksback 4 роки тому +180

    “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” - - Covid-19

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 роки тому +80

    “The ethics of warfare” quite the stretch that I’ve ever heard of.

    • @Skatingnoob
      @Skatingnoob 4 роки тому +4

      We as human beings have ethics, and that applies to warfare, no reason it couldn't, because obviously it happened. War isn't ethical but we can go about it in that manner to a certain degree.

  • @for_nothing_important
    @for_nothing_important 4 роки тому +4

    Steps on a landmine : “Illegal ima report you”
    Me : “Cant report if your dead ha”

  • @kaliyah7963
    @kaliyah7963 4 роки тому +43

    “Lasers are banned as they can temporarily blind a soldier”
    *WHAT ABOUT THE WEAPON THAT CAN DISINTEGRATE A PERSON*

    • @dave-ed5li
      @dave-ed5li 4 роки тому +3

      Well they dont have to live with permanent blindness and suffer the injury

    • @reedrobinson9881
      @reedrobinson9881 4 роки тому +2

      A gun could blind a person you could shoot someone's eyes out

    • @RYZE_Ninja
      @RYZE_Ninja 4 роки тому +3

      Reed Robinson if someone shot your eyes out you would probably be ducking dead as the bullet would most likely pass through your brain

    • @dave-ed5li
      @dave-ed5li 4 роки тому

      @@reedrobinson9881 a gun usually kills you if shot in the eye but a few people have survived

    • @collinwood6573
      @collinwood6573 4 роки тому +2

      It is possible to blind someone using literally anything if you just hit them in the head hard enough

  • @NOLIMIT_KJ
    @NOLIMIT_KJ 5 років тому +236

    what about atomic weapons?
    *USA left the chat*
    *Russia left the chat*
    *China left the chat*
    *Geneva Conventions left the chat*

    • @kcdthing1478
      @kcdthing1478 4 роки тому +25

      *North Korea has joined the chat*

    • @fred-d-boss
      @fred-d-boss 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated 😂

    • @moutusimukherjee2126
      @moutusimukherjee2126 4 роки тому

      India joined the chat

    • @radioactivian
      @radioactivian 4 роки тому +2

      *Canada left the server*

    • @pepe371
      @pepe371 4 роки тому +2

      𝙄𝙧𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙓 𝙍𝙖𝙮

  • @pigtoast43
    @pigtoast43 4 роки тому +31

    5:42 It’s still a chemical weapon
    Hong Kong Police:I’ll pretend i didn’t see that

  • @georgepalmer5497
    @georgepalmer5497 2 роки тому +1

    They're having a huge problem dealing with unexploded ordinance left by the U.S. bombing campaign in Southeast Asia during the Vietnam War. We dropped 2.4 million tons of bombs on them during that conflict.

  • @khalidmundher8935
    @khalidmundher8935 5 років тому +50

    Op war weapons exist
    : patch 1.01 has been released

  • @x15cyberrush9
    @x15cyberrush9 5 років тому +121

    Why don't they play CSGO instead of war to declare the winner

    • @ethanr4711
      @ethanr4711 5 років тому +6

      Denmark would be the worlds strongest country

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 5 років тому +1

      They should train 1 soldier for every 500000 people and just have them fight

    • @yeetyeet4321
      @yeetyeet4321 5 років тому

      Ethan korea

  • @mxie383
    @mxie383 4 роки тому +57

    *bans cluster bombs
    Modern warfare: “not on our servers”

  • @DeyBawnes
    @DeyBawnes 3 роки тому +3

    "They are sleeping"
    "Oh yes? They will be awake then"
    *drops gas*

  • @avirginsacrifice6845
    @avirginsacrifice6845 5 років тому +131

    "We should ban using tear gas in war cuz it sends a bad message but its totally fine to use it on normal citizens in the cities."
    SPEECH 100

    • @armija
      @armija 5 років тому +7

      Tear gas is not banned because of bad message, but because it is a chemical weapon and if being allowed countries would get creative and many things that would be branded "tear gas" would have been invented with not only tear effect.
      But it is not only tear gas. Ammunition with expanding properties is also banned in war while law enforcement agencies (Especially in US) use it ALOT.

    • @chaseviking5096
      @chaseviking5096 5 років тому

      @@armija idk why that type of ammo would be banned. It's designed to not go through and through but actually break up better or mushroom better once it goes in which makes it safer incase you are in a rural area.

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 4 роки тому

      Expanding ammunition expands once inside the body, rupturing blood veins, muscles, bones, everything in its way. Look at the first, the minié ball.

  • @vncein
    @vncein 4 роки тому +258

    America:we dont want land mines!
    Also America: nukes Japan twice*

    • @lefishe2258
      @lefishe2258 4 роки тому +13

      I would fact check you but what's the point

    • @gojsvantveld2364
      @gojsvantveld2364 4 роки тому +43

      @@lefishe2258 no need to fact check, america nuked tf out of japan lol

    • @IceMan-qr7br
      @IceMan-qr7br 4 роки тому

      Fact check bruh

    • @oak7387
      @oak7387 4 роки тому

      Hey second tiem was accident chill

    • @Moparbrian392
      @Moparbrian392 4 роки тому +4

      Should have dropped 4

  • @karllos2259
    @karllos2259 4 роки тому +76

    2:15 How is that guy sailing backwards Thats gotta be illigal

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 4 роки тому +1

      should have been even more banned than anything else in the vid
      it's an SCP-tier f up

    • @billb6182
      @billb6182 4 роки тому +1

      Illegal*

    • @pepe371
      @pepe371 4 роки тому +1

      That's how Germany beat Poland
      Marched on backwards and said they be leavin

    • @ocinnico2608
      @ocinnico2608 4 роки тому +1

      Think he's being taken by the stream and is probably gonna die in a waterfall

    • @noahdavis401
      @noahdavis401 4 роки тому +1

      Karl 😂😂

  • @Praetorian8814
    @Praetorian8814 Рік тому +2

    2:06 is frightening how true this is. When I lived in Bosnia for a time, there were plenty of fields in the countryside and even on the outskirts of major cities that had signs stating there were active mines in the area, though no fencing or other real barriers, just a sign..

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 Рік тому

      I wonder why there isn't a more focused effort on disabling them. Mine clearing vehicles could get the job done. At least for the relatively open areas

  • @thomashernandez6536
    @thomashernandez6536 4 роки тому +40

    "Bat bombs" dont worry, we got bat bombed differently here in 2020

  • @gbblocks1794
    @gbblocks1794 4 роки тому +62

    Imagine if Ubisoft nerfs smoke and says it’s because of the Geneva Convention

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 4 роки тому +25

    League of Nations: let’s sign the Geneva Convention to limit the horrors of war!
    Soviet Union: no I don’t think I will

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 4 роки тому +3

    Lasers that can blind easily: illegal
    styropyro: *nervous sweating*

  • @Iluvatar196
    @Iluvatar196 5 років тому +45

    “Is Geneva Convention effective?”
    “Well yes, but actually no”

  • @isiffrin
    @isiffrin 4 роки тому +19

    When you try to use banned weapons but then you get teleported to a prison and given a ban warning.
    "The- What."

  • @tastebudzz6007
    @tastebudzz6007 5 років тому +104

    They banned lazers in 1980 imagine what they have now

    • @MiloTheOpossum
      @MiloTheOpossum 4 роки тому +11

      Bigger laser

    • @deangreen2567
      @deangreen2567 4 роки тому

      TASTE BUDZz Or... Taser Lasers

    • @browhy1129
      @browhy1129 4 роки тому +1

      They have dasers lasers that give you the Great Depression

    • @deangreen2567
      @deangreen2567 4 роки тому +2

      Jake Wroten And Amazer lasers which make people dance uncontrollably of course

    • @iancameron8391
      @iancameron8391 4 роки тому +1

      Laser not lazer

  • @denmark5354
    @denmark5354 3 роки тому +1

    So... the Geneva convention is basically a list of what is considered ''bad sportsmanship''
    For War.