Yo joe. Gotta let u know Your a great dude and a great example for others that get out. showing others like ur self that life can get better after prison. Keep doing great things man.
Trained a guy at work today that called himself the whitest Hispanic. I said you don't know Joe Gerrero (sorry of I butchered your name) he said "yo the after prison show guy is Hispanic?" I was just blown away that he watches APS too.
I know. I would sort him as white without giving it a second thought. People like Joe have a lot of European ancestry, I'm not sure whether he should be classed a Hispanic.
Me, literally eating port wine cheese and triscuits watching youtube laughing at Joe talking about the exact thing I'm eating. "That sh*t is not gangster." Well, now I feel attacked. Dear gangsters. Try port wine cheese and crackers. I'm telling you, that sh*t is gangster af.
Holy sh*t. I just realized I had one of those trays of salami and gouda cheese for lunch today too. I'm just the least gangster person alive today. I was gonna make french toast for dinner, but that just doesn't even sound gangster at all. What do?
@@toker6664 - Haha, for real. I sometimes wonder if people mispronounce things in videos to get people to write comments. Because dang, just saying it out loud you could probably guess something about food wasn’t called chardoodery ffs.
A charcuterie board would probably be pretty easy for people in prison. Some crackers, some pieces of cheese from a cheese block and maybe some cheese dip, some summer sausage and pepperoni just served cold and you’d have a very simple charcuterie board without even needing to have things smuggled in from the kitchens. A charcuterie board can be as simple or as fancy as you like really. The “essence” of it is really to just have at least one type of crackers, one type of cheese and one type of meat, having more on it is just a bonus. It’s a prison meal that can be prepared without a microwave or even hot water...
Nah charcuterie is all meat and showcasing the chefs skill in processing different cuts, you ain't gonna get terrine and pate in prison, your talking about a weak ass cheese board with a awful sausage, you talking out your ass for real
Oh dear God! I love you to death Joe! I literally peed my pants when you kept saying chardooterie! You are adorable! Phonetically it's pronounced; Shar-coo-terie.
Oh my damn lol 10:10 to 10:14 Joe pulling himself aside to quietly second guess and double-check his answers after all that intensity is golden! "Feces?"
Joe please never stop making these videos...I promise you atleast one person watching these feels inspired by you or motivated by you me included! Thankyou for your tireless efforts to make the world a better informed more thoughtful place
I missssss the old days, with all your cooking video’s! You and Dave made awesome Lollipops 🍭!! Thanks cuz my grandkids thought they were the best Lollipops they ever had!! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗
1 poundsShelled raw peanuts2 tablespoonsBrown sugar½ teaspoonBlack pepper¼ teaspoonCayenne pepper¼ teaspoonPaprika Preheat the oven to 375 F. Place the peanuts in a large bowl. Sprinkle with the remaining ingredients, mixing well. Lay the seasoned peanuts in a single layer on a large baking sheet lined with parchment paper and cook in the preheated oven until the brown sugar on the peanuts forms little crystals, about 15 min. Watch carefully to make sure the peanuts don't burn. Remove the peanuts form the oven, separate and cool. Puree the cooled peanuts to desired consistency in a food processor, about 1 min for smooth peanut butter, less for chunky. Store in the refrigerator in an airtight container. Remember, since this contains no preservatives, it has a very short shelf life - about 2 weeks, even when refrigerated. You the man 🙏🙏 great videos
Joe youre one of the only prison channels that seems to not still be institutionalized...you and Dr. Larry are my favorite prison channels..ive dont jail time and halfway house and even a couple stays in the psych ward but never went to prison...my 2nd DUI scared me enough and I finally quit drinking.
Haven’t watched the vid just started but you may mention it. I always hear of dudes making homemade lollipops and I’ve always thought about that being something that other prisoners would look at you funny for lmao. Walking through the block sucking on yo lollipop
Yo. Joe I laughed my ass off with this one! Chardudery!! My first xwife from Normandy France where they specialize in the Charcuterie board would hit the ground hearing your verbilization this evening. That was great. Best regards from Croatia.
"DAAAYUM BOEH I KNOW I AIN'T SEEIN' A. LINCSTER WITH THEM RITZ CRACKERS WITH THE SHARP CHEDDAR CHEESE UP IN THERE! HE FLEXAROONY TO THE MOON, SON!" -John Wilkes Booth, 1865
OMG.. Joe this video is so funny and off the hook.. I have 17 years total time in the joint "Michigan " Thats what makes this video so freakin funny cause I relate 100% Keep keeping it 100% Real.. Great work, Awesome channel..
Damn dude you bringing memories back we use to make mocha chocolaty peanut butter coffee hot cocoa and some sugar you put a little bit of water in it whip it for a couple minutes then dump on some more water shit is so good with a little creamer when it's ready give ya diabetes but Damn man
Your not fat Joe! I wish you weren’t so hard on yourself! Sorry people make you feel all (they’re) negativity. Should say more good things about yourself! I know I’m a no body.... but I think your fucking amazing! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗
More prison food videos please !! I’ve watched nearly all ur videos and have been a big fan for 2 years. I love all the stories and commissary videos ! Thank u for making them
You right about snacks. I was in the break room at work and offered one of the girls a Pepperidge Farm cookie. She looked at me and said; “ I don’t eat high end cookies!” She was nice about it. But I didn’t know...until I knew...
Ramen, Chocolate, and soda... all I needed during my time. Now if I wanted to make some side money, I brought them soups. Trust me them old ladies loved them soups!
Imagine if they feed the prisoners with only MRE versus frutarian diet. I feel the prisons should have a garden in the prison yard. I feel prisoners should be able to buy more fresh fruits and vegetables in commissary. Then again that will probably make you a target.
Nah, if their was a garden everybody would love that shit. They's segment the plots by gangs but come together peacefully as it pays for everyone to keep it a neutral free zone. You don't want to be the guy who fucks up every-bodies food. Gardening is gay they'd say. But this ain't it, it's 'Harvesting." Very manly actually."
@@ferrisbueller9991 angola prison in louisiana actually has something sort of like this. but they dont get nothing but bad shit. nothing fresh. prison is a punishment not a game show.
You should see how these guys eating in the prison where I work. I work maintenance and one of my guys got a whole stove in his hobby shop area. They got a club you can order fried chicken, pizza, burgers. I did a cook out for the guys that work for me fo memorial day. We grilled up some burgers but they work hard. The day before we poured 25 yards of concrete by wheel barrels for some yard pens we built
I made hot cocoa with crushed peppermints, powdered milk, sweetmates and real sugar with coffee. Soooo good. Hot summer sausage in a spicy veggie ramen with grape jelly. Someone turned me on to it and I never looked back. I was ballin in prison, thanks to my husband. I had $85 every week and a TV with all types of personals and extra clothes. I also never left my cell but I was always good to people who I felt deserved it. I looked out alot for people who didn't have nothing. And nobody does that.
I had a good time in jail a few years ago when I was in for a few days on a DUI, this 1 guy felt so bad for me he left a snickers bar on my pillow all 3 nights.
Hey doesn’t matter now but we made chilaquilas by taking a couple eggs,corn tortillas and some cheese hot sauce and ketchup. You break the tortillas and mix it all together and toast it good then let the cheese melt.
Ironically I saw a video where Badd Bob had some appetizers with meat n cheese n other things on crackers before he ate his meal n dessert. He's BALLIN.........
its pronounced char-cou-tree, french term for a meat plater or place they prepare meats. couldn't stop laughing the way you said it lmao awesome vid keep it up!!
Joe, I hope you got your diving certification, because, that was a big dive! He said, sounds like a plane is gonna crash, let's get in to the video! 🤣🤣🤣🛩 Spinners on a summer sausage, I'm dead!! 🤣🤣💀💀
Bruh, coming from someone living in Detroit they aren’t stealing catalytic converters anymore. Hot commodity is steering wheels with intact airbags lol
Not that long ago they busted a ring of people stealing catalytic converters on my street. They prolly ain’t going after newer cars though so I’m not sure. Mines from the 70s and doesn’t have that shit
Not gonna lie... this one is straight up HOT SAUCE!!! Lol hope you enjoy.
always do
Hey joe you should do a video of how Derek chauvin life is going to be in jail
Looking at your background..lol
We only had one flavor of Ramen:Chili.
Stretched that seasoning packet out🤣
Yo joe. Gotta let u know Your a great dude and a great example for others that get out. showing others like ur self that life can get better after prison. Keep doing great things man.
When are you changing your pic???
💅🏽👁👄👁
Joe is like
"Make sure I pronounce this correct"
*Pronounces it wrong* lol
Love you Joe
I kno gotta love em but there's no "D" in that word lol not poking fun i just got a kick out of it especially since he puts the word on the screen
"For just 3 ramen soups a month..." 😂
I love how pleased Joe gets with his own jokes makes them that much better
I love it when Joe be cracking his self up 😅
Theres just something about watching someone pronounce a word wrong so confidently thats amazing lol
Yo... LETS COLLABORATE!!!!!! I’m just like you bro!!!!
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😆😆
Do it Joe!!!!
I heard that dude Joe is whack 😂
I heard joe is an ex con. Watch out
Trained a guy at work today that called himself the whitest Hispanic. I said you don't know Joe Gerrero (sorry of I butchered your name) he said "yo the after prison show guy is Hispanic?" I was just blown away that he watches APS too.
I know. I would sort him as white without giving it a second thought. People like Joe have a lot of European ancestry, I'm not sure whether he should be classed a Hispanic.
That's funny. I didn't know about Joe either. Wasn't until I heard his last name, Guerrero( you were close in spelling), that I realized he's Latino,!
voil janet
@@thomasdewolf7699 Why do you feel the need to mention transvestites here?
@@statinskill just to provoke a reaction🤣 awsome !
Top ten lies civilians tell prisoners. Please have a dear John letter in the thumbnail love you Joe.
Me, literally eating port wine cheese and triscuits watching youtube laughing at Joe talking about the exact thing I'm eating.
"That sh*t is not gangster."
Well, now I feel attacked.
Dear gangsters. Try port wine cheese and crackers. I'm telling you, that sh*t is gangster af.
Holy sh*t. I just realized I had one of those trays of salami and gouda cheese for lunch today too.
I'm just the least gangster person alive today. I was gonna make french toast for dinner, but that just doesn't even sound gangster at all. What do?
@@eugenesis8188 Just stay away from Sushi....Hella un-gangster...
@@eugenesis8188 lol you just had an all around non-gangsta day
can confirm, this shit gangsta
When the man tried to tell you that shit aint gangstah…. You point that pinky just a little higher!!!!
Haha! No, Joe - ain’t nobody in prison making a “chardoodery” board right now!
Chardoodery? You mean smorghas right
No one in the world has ever made it where the fuck did he get the d sound ffs
@@toker6664 - Haha, for real. I sometimes wonder if people mispronounce things in videos to get people to write comments. Because dang, just saying it out loud you could probably guess something about food wasn’t called chardoodery ffs.
@@b.w.22 then its really sad how low this channel has sunk
@@toker6664 bro it's a joke lol
I laugh every time I hear abt ole Dukie Stain 😂
I wanna give 3 soups a month so my little dookie stain doesn't go hungry, lol
Eating crackers, cheese, and summer sausage in prison is boujee
A charcuterie board would probably be pretty easy for people in prison. Some crackers, some pieces of cheese from a cheese block and maybe some cheese dip, some summer sausage and pepperoni just served cold and you’d have a very simple charcuterie board without even needing to have things smuggled in from the kitchens. A charcuterie board can be as simple or as fancy as you like really. The “essence” of it is really to just have at least one type of crackers, one type of cheese and one type of meat, having more on it is just a bonus. It’s a prison meal that can be prepared without a microwave or even hot water...
Nah charcuterie is all meat and showcasing the chefs skill in processing different cuts, you ain't gonna get terrine and pate in prison, your talking about a weak ass cheese board with a awful sausage, you talking out your ass for real
@@toker6664 it's prison. That's the best of best. Relative standards do apply. Lmao
@@Nedula007 Do the best you can with the resources available to you.
@@gorillaau Yes.
RIP Bernie Mac . I fuck wit u tough fam lol and gained a new respect how u referenced bernie like that . U for the culture for real 😭
Lol I never understood you could get judged for saying and eating “cookies” until I went to prison. Stay bless yall
Joe. It is not chardooterie.
It's charcuterie. Koo, not doo
That had me cracking up!
Oh dear God! I love you to death Joe! I literally peed my pants when you kept saying chardooterie! You are adorable! Phonetically it's pronounced; Shar-coo-terie.
Cajun peanut butter really is a good idea get on that Joe. Business idea 1,000,256.
Panini - A delicious mix of chicken, pesto, veggies, and cheese all melted together on flavorful focaccia bread.
Oh my damn lol 10:10 to 10:14 Joe pulling himself aside to quietly second guess and double-check his answers after all that intensity is golden! "Feces?"
Haven’t seen a cooking vid in a while, what about doing the weirdest or biggest prison recipe fail that you saw
Peanut butter and cheese bugles. .a more flavorful version of cheese and peanut butter crackers
Hey joe you should do a video of how Derek chauvin life is going to be in jail
Lonely as fuck or dead quick, end of story
It’s not going to happen bc everyone knows what happening to him
Yeah that dude will never see the yard. He is way too high profile to ever see gen pop. He's gonna be riding out that 23/1 train
That's assuming he doesn't win his appeal. hes got a pretty solid case for a new trial.
I think they have areas for ex law enforcement.
Joe please never stop making these videos...I promise you atleast one person watching these feels inspired by you or motivated by you me included! Thankyou for your tireless efforts to make the world a better informed more thoughtful place
Top 10 Civilian Lies…… We NEED dat Joe
We NEED dat, Joe. 💯
I missssss the old days, with all your cooking video’s! You and Dave made awesome Lollipops 🍭!! Thanks cuz my grandkids thought they were the best Lollipops they ever had!! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗
I think joe was very stoned and just got caught up talking bout some fire ass peanut butter recipes low key. 💯💯💯 I salute to you my man lol 😂😂
Nothing like enjoying a fine evening in prison with an aged glass of prison wine and a chardoodoorie board
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1 poundsShelled raw peanuts2 tablespoonsBrown sugar½ teaspoonBlack pepper¼ teaspoonCayenne pepper¼ teaspoonPaprika
Preheat the oven to 375 F.
Place the peanuts in a large bowl. Sprinkle with the remaining ingredients, mixing well. Lay the seasoned peanuts in a single layer on a large baking sheet lined with parchment paper and cook in the preheated oven until the brown sugar on the peanuts forms little crystals, about 15 min. Watch carefully to make sure the peanuts don't burn. Remove the peanuts form the oven, separate and cool.
Puree the cooled peanuts to desired consistency in a food processor, about 1 min for smooth peanut butter, less for chunky. Store in the refrigerator in an airtight container. Remember, since this contains no preservatives, it has a very short shelf life - about 2 weeks, even when refrigerated.
You the man 🙏🙏 great videos
Hot chocolate in prison: *gets stabbed for being weak*
Hot coffee in prison:🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thanks to Joe, I guess, if I,russian citizen, somehow get to the American prison, I will be like a pro there, a wiseguy😂
You'll be the "pro" of something...😉😂😂😂
Joe youre one of the only prison channels that seems to not still be institutionalized...you and Dr. Larry are my favorite prison channels..ive dont jail time and halfway house and even a couple stays in the psych ward but never went to prison...my 2nd DUI scared me enough and I finally quit drinking.
Marie rose sauce (seafood sauce) can be made with mayo and ketchup normally used in prawn cocktails.
The sucker for suckers idea is genius. Thats some heavy gypsy shit right there.
Haven’t watched the vid just started but you may mention it. I always hear of dudes making homemade lollipops and I’ve always thought about that being something that other prisoners would look at you funny for lmao. Walking through the block sucking on yo lollipop
Joe bringin his A-Game! ......
JOE ! Video idea: HARDEST THINGS TO SMUGGLE IN PRISON, BUT SOMEHOW PEOPLE STILL MANAGE TO DO IT
Smartphones
Drugs
Cheese
Thanks for the video keep it coming
Yo. Joe I laughed my ass off with this one! Chardudery!! My first xwife from Normandy France where they specialize in the Charcuterie board would hit the ground hearing your verbilization this evening. That was great. Best regards from Croatia.
Love ya joe.its crazy what you started.quite a few prison/crime channels now
This is the most important prison rule: you’re either a smart fella or a fart smella
HAHA
im gonna be honest this is hilarious ur jokes are making me laugh way harder than I should be
I got 2 RTX3090's at my shop. I didn't know they had a GTX3090 series.
@@brianrhubbard its just a username
@@NvidiaGTX3090 My bad, I thought you were into mining crypto
12:50 Joe you tried.... So close 🤣
"He just put spinners on that shit"😂😂😂 ballin
I could see buckeyes being on the edge of tolorated. You can make a lot of them from just a few cups of chocolate, powdered sugar and peanutbutter.
Box off, cook off, build off, what it do? The fans gonna love it either way. North v South. What's good Joe?
"DAAAYUM BOEH I KNOW I AIN'T SEEIN' A. LINCSTER WITH THEM RITZ CRACKERS WITH THE SHARP CHEDDAR CHEESE UP IN THERE! HE FLEXAROONY TO THE MOON, SON!"
-John Wilkes Booth, 1865
That Cajun peanut butter sounds good! I love the Cajun style trail mix
The Bernie Mac Kings of Comedy reference though
Bad ass video!!! I want to try the bagel pizza thing.... I wanted you to talk about the Ramon spread.
12:14 definitely never heard this expression 😂😂😂
Keep grinding Joe
Mayo with the extendo clip 😂😂😂😂
OMG.. Joe this video is so funny and off the hook.. I have 17 years total time in the joint "Michigan " Thats what makes this video so freakin funny cause I relate 100% Keep keeping it 100% Real.. Great work, Awesome channel..
Damn dude you bringing memories back we use to make mocha chocolaty peanut butter coffee hot cocoa and some sugar you put a little bit of water in it whip it for a couple minutes then dump on some more water shit is so good with a little creamer when it's ready give ya diabetes but Damn man
Hilarious video. Love the ideas. Makes me want to consider making custom food a hustle if I ever go to prison.
Oh my I would be sad without charcuterie I love that especially on a charcuterie board with cheese and Porto jelly 😅😅🤤
17:45 you tried again Joe .... ,🤣😂
Lately bringing good content but try to do less skits but still good content rocking with APS for five years!!
Your not fat Joe! I wish you weren’t so hard on yourself! Sorry people make you feel all (they’re) negativity. Should say more good things about yourself!
I know I’m a no body.... but I think your fucking amazing! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗
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More prison food videos please !! I’ve watched nearly all ur videos and have been a big fan for 2 years. I love all the stories and commissary videos ! Thank u for making them
You right about snacks. I was in the break room at work and offered one of the girls a Pepperidge Farm cookie. She looked at me and said;
“ I don’t eat high end cookies!” She was nice about it. But I didn’t know...until I knew...
Dry ramen noodles straight out the bag, and sell that flavor pack, and empty bag when you just ate that crunchy snack!…. Flexing!…. 👍
🤣🤣 last person I heard say “bout it bout it” was master p... damn
shaar·koo·tr·ee. I laughed at this video it was hilarious.
Snacks sounds fruity too. "I'm going to snack on some zoom zooms"
For just 8 cents a day you can pay lil dooky stain' gambling debt, buy him a hot pot so he can have hot water, yes just 8 cents a day does so much...
For the price of a cup of coffee, lil dooky stain will send you pictures of his progress...
@@meangenegeraldene7686 *Sarah McLachlan song intensifies*
Jiffy Cajun peanut butter coming soon
Hardcore, funny as ever... thank you for that!
Ramen, Chocolate, and soda... all I needed during my time. Now if I wanted to make some side money, I brought them soups. Trust me them old ladies loved them soups!
I miss Touch em two times Tommy!!!
Literally was a small plane flying over my house when you said you heard the sesna.. tripped me the fuck out
Imagine if they feed the prisoners with only MRE versus frutarian diet. I feel the prisons should have a garden in the prison yard. I feel prisoners should be able to buy more fresh fruits and vegetables in commissary. Then again that will probably make you a target.
Nah, if their was a garden everybody would love that shit. They's segment the plots by gangs but come together peacefully as it pays for everyone to keep it a neutral free zone. You don't want to be the guy who fucks up every-bodies food.
Gardening is gay they'd say. But this ain't it, it's 'Harvesting." Very manly actually."
@@ferrisbueller9991 angola prison in louisiana actually has something sort of like this. but they dont get nothing but bad shit. nothing fresh. prison is a punishment not a game show.
Great video Joe!! Damn you funny 4real!!! 😆! Thanks bro!
Here's a pro tip, mix that hot chocolate with that farina and make it taste good.
I saw that part saying u like comedy. Dude ur better than half the comics in the city of Houston right now
Best title for this video...
In Bernie Mac's voice:
"I want some milk & coookieess"
Here we go, back to the basics. I love it 💯
You should see how these guys eating in the prison where I work. I work maintenance and one of my guys got a whole stove in his hobby shop area. They got a club you can order fried chicken, pizza, burgers. I did a cook out for the guys that work for me fo memorial day. We grilled up some burgers but they work hard. The day before we poured 25 yards of concrete by wheel barrels for some yard pens we built
Damn this is mad funny. The seafood dip got me dyin
Love it man
Bernie Mac shootout!!! Lol love it my guy!
Ayo!! Put some water on that shit you flexeroni 😆😂😂
I made hot cocoa with crushed peppermints, powdered milk, sweetmates and real sugar with coffee. Soooo good. Hot summer sausage in a spicy veggie ramen with grape jelly. Someone turned me on to it and I never looked back. I was ballin in prison, thanks to my husband. I had $85 every week and a TV with all types of personals and extra clothes. I also never left my cell but I was always good to people who I felt deserved it. I looked out alot for people who didn't have nothing. And nobody does that.
I had a good time in jail a few years ago when I was in for a few days on a DUI, this 1 guy felt so bad for me he left a snickers bar on my pillow all 3 nights.
I love Joe's videos! That prison Joe in black and white always has me in tears. Please lots more of that prison Joe.
I remember seeing you awhile back bro. Man, your subs blew up. Congratulations.
I’m just saying I just tired Cajun peanut butter and..... I’d buy this
Hey doesn’t matter now but we made chilaquilas by taking a couple eggs,corn tortillas and some cheese hot sauce and ketchup. You break the tortillas and mix it all together and toast it good then let the cheese melt.
Shit you back bro......binging new episodes.....thanks for getting back to the prison content.....in this joint
Ironically I saw a video where Badd Bob had some appetizers with meat n cheese n other things on crackers before he ate his meal n dessert. He's BALLIN.........
its pronounced char-cou-tree, french term for a meat plater or place they prepare meats. couldn't stop laughing the way you said it lmao awesome vid keep it up!!
Yess another new video!!!!!! Ur the best 👍
Shoop da whoop I'm Curt Cobain
Loved the video! Either I've been missing the Bobo or you've been slacking
Joe, I hope you got your diving certification, because, that was a big dive! He said, sounds like a plane is gonna crash, let's get in to the video! 🤣🤣🤣🛩 Spinners on a summer sausage, I'm dead!! 🤣🤣💀💀
Bruh, coming from someone living in Detroit they aren’t stealing catalytic converters anymore. Hot commodity is steering wheels with intact airbags lol
Alternators are always popular. Copper never goes out of style.
Not that long ago they busted a ring of people stealing catalytic converters on my street. They prolly ain’t going after newer cars though so I’m not sure. Mines from the 70s and doesn’t have that shit
the titles cracked me up 😂😂😂
I’ll be back to comment again when Planters slips up and for real release Cajun peanut butter hahah