As a Correctional Officer, I love your videos. And I am the "nice one". One thing I would say an inmate should never do, is piss off the strip officer.
Holy crap man, I've been watching you for YEARS, when you were small as hell and barely started your channel, im so proud of your and your channel. 1.3 MILLION subs, holy crap good job! Keep it up man!
16:53 Did anyone else instantly think of All Star by Smash Mouth when he said this? _Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed._
The conscience dialogue was freaking Hilarious. "Joe you came from the bottom" "Joe do the right thing for the nice cop" lmfao you have a true gift Joe
First time I ever watched an ad about a game where the youtuber is or either isn't interested about the game, because APS deserves it. Also I think you actually liked the game, because the way he talked about it and seemed kind of excited!
I absolutely love watching your channel,and being able to laugh, thank you so much for your humor, and sharing it with so many of us.Your humor is your strength in life
I’ve been watching every now and then for awhile. I spent a few months in county a few times, I wish I had known the stuff you’ve given advice on. I know you don’t encourage illegal acts anymore from what I’ve seen, but your advice is so true. I was a lucky person that was liked by the guys in my pod that were legit gang members each time and they made sure no one caused problems with me, but had I not gained that privilege I would’ve definitely been extorted (which I saw happen a few times) for every single thing I had, from commissary to meal trays that everyone wanted (meatballs, beef patties, and ESPECIALLY chicken patties were in high demand). I also guess it’s bad to say it, but I watch your videos for a bit of that nostalgia because, while I don’t want to go back, I had a few formative experiences with CSI and ER specifically and I became a better person from it.
Kicking it old school with a classic list style video! Even worked in some Bung Bungs! All we were missing was a rapid close up shot. Also, you having a full blown stroke @ 14:57 made me laugh hahaha
It’s funny how I’m watching this when the worst thing I did was steal some rose seeds from the garden centre , and ran back and returned them straightaway when I realised 🤣
Good to hear. We're all human, change can be hard. Just stick with it, try pushing yourself a step or two more each day. And don't take a step or two in the wrong direction or even backwards, as failure. Nor let it tear down your spirit. Its not failure. Life ain't no conveyor belt, we all walk our own untrodden path. Just stop, correct your course, make amends if its one of those situations - and go on. Find joy or value in every day, even if its just a tiny thing. Especially for those really hard, sh1tty days. Have faith in yourself, regardless of what others say, think or do. Know that you're valuable, and so are your contributions to others and your society if you bring them. And smile. Even when you're so mad or sad you think all is going to sh1t; Even a megafake but strong smile, tricks your brain and body at least for a second or two. And some times, that little break can make a world of difference.
I lost my shit when you said TP Flossin, to put that in context its 630 am, ive been up for 2.5 hours doing my workout, getting my work bag ready, and that made me drop what i was doing from laughing so hard. Well done TP Flossin!
Ozzstar don’t be so sure i spent 2 months in jail on false charges for a car that i bought that turned out to be stolen and I spent 2 months waiting to be proven innocent
#1 should be never get in prison to get into that situation lol...on a serious note great video Big Bad Joe! You're doing a great job shedding light about prison! Much luv from Amarillo TX!
@@Drkneegrow yes I wish I had the bread to afford it if I didn't eat it all lol,always wanted to try but would hate to fail and then be stuffed af n miserable haha
I know even though i live without having gone to jail so far in my life, but anything is possible in this world. Thank you for showing me how to deal with the situation safely.
Hey joe im glad to see you didn't go to jail and your able to keep making videos and a positive impact on your community and in your own personal life .may you your wife and aps have many blessed days . Shout out to rabbit and your wife helping you with your cleaning business. My dad always told me Closed mouths don't get fed and Lazy hands don't count bread
Haha you know what...I'm gonna give you a compliment you may not get often...you sell the HELL out of that sponsor! I mean, you make it seem very exciting and fun, so they are very smart to use you as an advertiser. It's funny to watch the advert so I don't mind, and your content is on point. Thanks Joe!
As a former corrections SGT and goon squad member this is very true. Generally the look on their face at 300am gave the answers if they have something.
Joe please do me a favor bro there is a Rock instrumental that you use sometimes for your intro and outros and it is stuck in my head and I cannot find it anywhere. Can you please leave me the link to that bad boy or posted on your Channel. Thank you very much keep up all the good work with the after prison show
That Takashi bit made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Good thing I was already on the toilet Edit: Jesus Joe, you’re relentless when it comes to 69 😂😂
I subbed with 20 k on this channel. It's truly amazing to see the progress of this channel. I remember talking to you on the phone during the live stream. Congrats Joe
Hope you enjoy todays video APS! Definitely some funny moments in this one... Wait till you see the CONTRABAND we're trying to hide today...
Needed something to watch, thx man 😁
Not gonna lie to you joe I came straight from the hub don’t worry it’s away no homo
U better be making an APS clan in Vikings lol
Im enjoying it, shoving lil starburst 69 in the locker 😂😂😂.
✌️🎮👍
Nothing against your new content, but i miss these types of videos
+The Killer Clown ikr
Storage Wars
I like it all
Yea
SAAAAAAME
Most useful channel on UA-cam that is absolutely useless to me ... I hope
Matt Langstraaat I know right ?!
True
Good cooking recipes though.
🤞🏼
Amen to that
As a Correctional Officer, I love your videos. And I am the "nice one". One thing I would say an inmate should never do, is piss off the strip officer.
Sorry but...
*Giggles* strip officer..
I know, i am immature sometimes.
Don't send to the hole please..
What is a strip officer? It's not the guy who does ur intake right?
ash G. It’s the guy who puts his fingers up prisoners asses
We call u guys screws in Australia. Lol.
Sarcastic slob “giggles”
How old are you ? Weird ass
Holy crap man, I've been watching you for YEARS, when you were small as hell and barely started your channel, im so proud of your and your channel. 1.3 MILLION subs, holy crap good job! Keep it up man!
Been here since less than 25k now 1.1 million gotta luv the story's and the lists.The first list EVER with no junies
Same man. I’ve been since about 30k and he’s grown so much
Been here since 200k
Now 1.3 plus million. Been an og too sense 30k
I'm rewatching some of his older videos. I've been here since 2016/2017. It's AWESOME how many subscribers he has now.
I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO:
Take off your pants and say to the guard "SHAKEDOWN!!!"
xD this was the first comment I saw and just laughed my ass off
, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pants off dance off cell 15
Lmfao
That and drop the soap 🧼
Joe react to "scared beyond straight"
Kyle Reed 😂😂😂scared beyond straight 💀💀💀💀
Straight beyond scared
*beyond scared straight
Bull rider 07 *straight scared beyond
@@Solobucky19 *becomes gay*
I miss the videos where you stay "let's go ahead and just Diiiiiivah Right In."
Drama alert
16:53 Did anyone else instantly think of All Star by Smash Mouth when he said this?
_Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed._
Hell nah, Harris County, TX we got shook down 3 times a month. Morning, mid, and night shift. Random.
Bro the scene with your inner dialogue going both ways is hilarious! I can relate
Can you hide Tekashi for me ?? 😂
"Get in that locker!"
I used to watch video after video on this channel. Him talking about his experience and stories from prison was awesome. And it still is!
The conscience dialogue was freaking Hilarious. "Joe you came from the bottom" "Joe do the right thing for the nice cop" lmfao you have a true gift Joe
First time I ever watched an ad about a game where the youtuber is or either isn't interested about the game, because APS deserves it. Also I think you actually liked the game, because the way he talked about it and seemed kind of excited!
"Oh, we found a note! And this one ain't going to the prosecutor!"
Savage.
It's the not cream darker skin should always avoid
I absolutely love watching your channel,and being able to laugh, thank you so much for your humor, and sharing it with so many of us.Your humor is your strength in life
22:10 Suddenly because of current circumstances I'm jealous of that prisoner...
Shout out to the COs who bring in the smokes n other non mentionable contraband. You're the real heroes.
But what you do in a shakedown is when you hear two people fighting is you run with everyone else to hide those batteries
I’ve been watching every now and then for awhile. I spent a few months in county a few times, I wish I had known the stuff you’ve given advice on. I know you don’t encourage illegal acts anymore from what I’ve seen, but your advice is so true. I was a lucky person that was liked by the guys in my pod that were legit gang members each time and they made sure no one caused problems with me, but had I not gained that privilege I would’ve definitely been extorted (which I saw happen a few times) for every single thing I had, from commissary to meal trays that everyone wanted (meatballs, beef patties, and ESPECIALLY chicken patties were in high demand). I also guess it’s bad to say it, but I watch your videos for a bit of that nostalgia because, while I don’t want to go back, I had a few formative experiences with CSI and ER specifically and I became a better person from it.
4:31 is when the list starts
Kicking it old school with a classic list style video! Even worked in some Bung Bungs!
All we were missing was a rapid close up shot.
Also, you having a full blown stroke @ 14:57 made me laugh hahaha
I love watching your vids while I'm prepping dinner!!
What you making?
So what that food look like... 🥗
@@max.aura10k lemon pepper chicken
Karen 1976 I'll trade you some Ramen and zoom zooms for a plate.
Karen 1976 I’ll give u 5 ramen or 10 dollas worth of comecary fo dat...nah,juss gimme dat!
Way better video today Joe enjoyed the prison content reminds me of the old school APS that we all love
“I need you to hide Takashi.” 😂😂
If there is one thing Joe loves it's his plaid shirts lol. Love you bro. APS
Hey Joe. Love the Channel. I did 4of years in Indiana and have some amazing stories to tell
Fuck it start your own channel.. You can do it man😊
Did 3 years in a UK prison
Stay positive bro. Keep your head up
The ‘ville by chance?
Thanks for such amazing content, brotha! Much love to you and the APS Army!
Love this channel. Brilliant content.
Your rendition of Lollapalooza earned my thumbs up
It’s funny how I’m watching this when the worst thing I did was steal some rose seeds from the garden centre , and ran back and returned them straightaway when I realised 🤣
Miss you big guy, bring it back! Your videos helped me through when I almost had to go to jail... but I made it out unscathed!
Shakedown shakedown get on the ground.
That's gunna be the new dance move
lucy thecat34 do the juice wrld
2 days in a row of old time APS shit. Love it broskie. Thank you. Peace...
Love the show I’m still adjusting after doin 5 years
Good luck PW, u should make your mantra: no more crime.
Good luck and keep your head up!
Welcome back, I pray that you never return to Prison.
Good to hear. We're all human, change can be hard. Just stick with it, try pushing yourself a step or two more each day. And don't take a step or two in the wrong direction or even backwards, as failure. Nor let it tear down your spirit. Its not failure. Life ain't no conveyor belt, we all walk our own untrodden path. Just stop, correct your course, make amends if its one of those situations - and go on. Find joy or value in every day, even if its just a tiny thing. Especially for those really hard, sh1tty days. Have faith in yourself, regardless of what others say, think or do. Know that you're valuable, and so are your contributions to others and your society if you bring them.
And smile. Even when you're so mad or sad you think all is going to sh1t; Even a megafake but strong smile, tricks your brain and body at least for a second or two. And some times, that little break can make a world of difference.
only break one law at a time to stay out.
I lost my shit when you said TP Flossin, to put that in context its 630 am, ive been up for 2.5 hours doing my workout, getting my work bag ready, and that made me drop what i was doing from laughing so hard. Well done TP Flossin!
I've been to county jail a few times for one nighters. But if I'm ever sent to prison, I really think I would end it. Prison is my idea of hell.
that runaway guy ive already decided if they come after me theyre not taking me alive. I wouldnt survive one day. My motto, Behave or be careful! 😂
Lol. You'll get over it.
11. never fight or argue with the guard searching your cell
I have no intentions of going to prison but enjoyed the video
Ozzstar don’t be so sure i spent 2 months in jail on false charges for a car that i bought that turned out to be stolen and I spent 2 months waiting to be proven innocent
I know what you did. I'm telling the authorities.Don't ever cut the tag off a mattress.
Yoooooo. Hide takashi had me dieing!!!!! LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#1 should be never get in prison to get into that situation lol...on a serious note great video Big Bad Joe! You're doing a great job shedding light about prison! Much luv from Amarillo TX!
Man shout out the big texan steakhouse and that 72oz challenge 🤠
Holding down the 806 never thought I’d see some commenting from Amarillo cool to know I ain’t the only one
@@Drkneegrow Man I'd love to take that steak challenge. Even if I fail,I'd still love to try it.
@@D33-f6f right on bro! That's wuzup!
@@Drkneegrow yes I wish I had the bread to afford it if I didn't eat it all lol,always wanted to try but would hate to fail and then be stuffed af n miserable haha
I know even though i live without having gone to jail so far in my life, but anything is possible in this world. Thank you for showing me how to deal with the situation safely.
I had some folks in the pod do that to me. I had to stay naked in a cell for 3 days!
Good for you man getting sponsers!
That tekashi tho 😂
I love your stories and jokes!!
Much love to the entire APS!!
Hey joe im glad to see you didn't go to jail and your able to keep making videos and a positive impact on your community and in your own personal life .may you your wife and aps have many blessed days . Shout out to rabbit and your wife helping you with your cleaning business. My dad always told me Closed mouths don't get fed and Lazy hands don't count bread
Haha, I'm micro dosing at a sober house and almost jumped when you said "caught with pills"
Another great video. Well done !!!!!!!!!!
Hey Cody hide tekashi!!!! 😵😵😵😵
Ok
Seen advertisement for this Vikings elsewhere but your video finely got me to decide to give it a try, Wish me luck but got to watch this first.
Big up Joe , you had a katt Williams feel to your jokes to day 1love brother . Shout out the Army. Bigstuz... Brapppp
Hey... I hope you're having a blessed day! I hope your mom is feeling better and on the road to a full recovery!♡
@angie payne thanks ,she's fighting fit. Love and light. Peace bigstuz
I really enjoy the comedy you put in the video's
Another great video THANKS
Good stuff Joe! Peace and love from Missouri.
"In prishon, ya gonna deal wish shome shakedownsh."
This video was awesome Joe!
*sees goon squad coming*
"HEY JOE HIDE YOUR TATTOO SUPPLIES THE GOON SQUAD IS HERE!!"
Haha you know what...I'm gonna give you a compliment you may not get often...you sell the HELL out of that sponsor! I mean, you make it seem very exciting and fun, so they are very smart to use you as an advertiser. It's funny to watch the advert so I don't mind, and your content is on point. Thanks Joe!
I missed these kinds of vids! Had me laughing the whole time. Tekashi under the bunk got me rolling 😂
Yes! Back to stories! Love the guys but I missed this content!
ahhh snap APS gettin paid from promotions
El Jefe Yeah he be fallin off tbh
Luke imagine thinking sponsors is falling off lmaooo
Randy Last Name Bruh his views have been steady dropping for ages! Just have a look mate
Luke doesnt mean he's fsllen off. Obviously sponsors still want him + he has other ventures
Randy Last Name K
As a former corrections SGT and goon squad member this is very true. Generally the look on their face at 300am gave the answers if they have something.
Hahaha! All the Tekashi jokes had me cracking up. 😂🤣🤣
Hey that was good...100% hit the nail on the head
The good thing in Norway is that we don't have prisons like that. A prison here is literally an apartment.
You really don't have criminals like we have either.
Joe is a real one. Gotta love this dude.
More Tekashi References!
Thanks Joe Awesome content ❤️
Joe please do me a favor bro there is a Rock instrumental that you use sometimes for your intro and outros and it is stuck in my head and I cannot find it anywhere. Can you please leave me the link to that bad boy or posted on your Channel. Thank you very much keep up all the good work with the after prison show
@@simonmaguire5250 good idea thank you
I really love your channel
When the government set you up to fail after jail so you start a UA-cam
Great show Joe
There are actually number 3 pencils! I have one somehow and I have no clue where it came from 😂
Videos are getting fun. but still very very informative no BS.
If u get cought never bribe an officer with your junie cakes 😂
That Takashi bit made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Good thing I was already on the toilet
Edit: Jesus Joe, you’re relentless when it comes to 69 😂😂
I bet they will end up using him as a sex doll in there
@@RT42069 he's getting no time because he snitched🤓
Yo 6nitch 9ine, just remember 🙉🙈🙊 or it's gonna be 👉👌🏽👈🏿🗡️🗡️🗡️⚰️
Laa0fa he got 2 years
Great video joe.
You mean "Pablo Esco-ROLL!" 😎
I always watch re episodes of this channel when I'm bored they make me laugh.. keep it up joe you tha man fo sho
"Get outa jail free card"?!! You already in jail Joe!!!
Glad to see you're back at it Joe, like nothing happened! Stay positive and keep moving forward!
I missed this type of videos damn
Been a fan of APS since around 400k subs
Look at big shot here... "I subbed to some channel .."
user what I was saying I have been a subscriber for a long time
@@leosadler123
Nobody gives a shit. Really.
Thanks Joe. Great video. :)
i have build myself many prison shanks i hope i dont get caught..SHAKEDOWN!!!!!
I miss these videos!! Glad to see one back on here!
How did those people in the background stay still for so long?
Ikr
Lil NASA huh lol nice name w
Green screen
Cynia Corey r/woooosh
Damn good eye bro
Remember watching these types of videos back when you had like 15-20k subs 😂still funny af
Love your Vlogs 👍👍👊👊
I do believe I’ve found my new favorite UA-cam channel. Great content 💯
It's good to be free free free
@@simonmaguire5250 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@simonmaguire5250 😶
Stop this
69 LIKES
74 now
I’ve been here since he was at 13k its awesome to see you at 2.28 million
What did you do to the cellie who put you in the hole for his pills?
Lock party
Him
REALLY LIKED THE MUSIC IN THE AUTRO :)
BLESSINGS APS!!!!
"But first"
*skips 1½ minutes in*
I subbed with 20 k on this channel. It's truly amazing to see the progress of this channel. I remember talking to you on the phone during the live stream. Congrats Joe