10 Things To Never Do During A Prison Shakedown...

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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  5 років тому +317

    Hope you enjoy todays video APS! Definitely some funny moments in this one... Wait till you see the CONTRABAND we're trying to hide today...

    • @kristofferreinli5903
      @kristofferreinli5903 5 років тому +7

      Needed something to watch, thx man 😁

    • @liamg9410
      @liamg9410 5 років тому +2

      Not gonna lie to you joe I came straight from the hub don’t worry it’s away no homo

    • @davidmacko983
      @davidmacko983 5 років тому

      U better be making an APS clan in Vikings lol

    • @jamescook5935
      @jamescook5935 5 років тому +1

      Im enjoying it, shoving lil starburst 69 in the locker 😂😂😂.

    • @211inprogress
      @211inprogress 5 років тому

      ✌️🎮👍

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 5 років тому +650

    Nothing against your new content, but i miss these types of videos

  • @mattlangstraaat3508
    @mattlangstraaat3508 5 років тому +240

    Most useful channel on UA-cam that is absolutely useless to me ... I hope

  • @Uncle_Knuckles
    @Uncle_Knuckles 5 років тому +151

    As a Correctional Officer, I love your videos. And I am the "nice one". One thing I would say an inmate should never do, is piss off the strip officer.

    • @sarcastic_slob
      @sarcastic_slob 5 років тому +18

      Sorry but...
      *Giggles* strip officer..
      I know, i am immature sometimes.
      Don't send to the hole please..

    • @ashtreylil1
      @ashtreylil1 5 років тому +2

      What is a strip officer? It's not the guy who does ur intake right?

    • @rmorgan3469
      @rmorgan3469 4 роки тому +4

      ash G. It’s the guy who puts his fingers up prisoners asses

    • @philipsmi-lenguyen8155
      @philipsmi-lenguyen8155 4 роки тому +1

      We call u guys screws in Australia. Lol.

    • @xrrz5997
      @xrrz5997 4 роки тому +2

      Sarcastic slob “giggles”
      How old are you ? Weird ass

  • @2averagenoobs108
    @2averagenoobs108 4 роки тому +11

    Holy crap man, I've been watching you for YEARS, when you were small as hell and barely started your channel, im so proud of your and your channel. 1.3 MILLION subs, holy crap good job! Keep it up man!

  • @t600gsxr
    @t600gsxr 5 років тому +108

    Been here since less than 25k now 1.1 million gotta luv the story's and the lists.The first list EVER with no junies

    • @crazydovakiin4633
      @crazydovakiin4633 4 роки тому +2

      Same man. I’ve been since about 30k and he’s grown so much

    • @dabadabadoo4501
      @dabadabadoo4501 4 роки тому

      Been here since 200k

    • @kinky2526
      @kinky2526 3 роки тому +1

      Now 1.3 plus million. Been an og too sense 30k

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 3 роки тому

      I'm rewatching some of his older videos. I've been here since 2016/2017. It's AWESOME how many subscribers he has now.

  • @roboslash6943
    @roboslash6943 5 років тому +181

    I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO:
    Take off your pants and say to the guard "SHAKEDOWN!!!"

  • @John-xk6qg
    @John-xk6qg 5 років тому +493

    Joe react to "scared beyond straight"

    • @Solobucky19
      @Solobucky19 5 років тому +41

      Kyle Reed 😂😂😂scared beyond straight 💀💀💀💀

    • @nledford2010
      @nledford2010 5 років тому +6

      Straight beyond scared

    • @thattexasrancher7460
      @thattexasrancher7460 5 років тому +2

      *beyond scared straight

    • @ameersbeih6777
      @ameersbeih6777 5 років тому +4

      Bull rider 07 *straight scared beyond

    • @Daiems
      @Daiems 5 років тому +8

      @@Solobucky19 *becomes gay*

  • @dot-to-dot
    @dot-to-dot 5 років тому +62

    I miss the videos where you stay "let's go ahead and just Diiiiiivah Right In."

  • @malikmister
    @malikmister 5 років тому +23

    16:53 Did anyone else instantly think of All Star by Smash Mouth when he said this?
    _Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed._

  • @alankerber672
    @alankerber672 3 роки тому +1

    Hell nah, Harris County, TX we got shook down 3 times a month. Morning, mid, and night shift. Random.

  • @ryanoleary9076
    @ryanoleary9076 5 років тому +5

    Bro the scene with your inner dialogue going both ways is hilarious! I can relate

  • @lapepona8502
    @lapepona8502 5 років тому +49

    Can you hide Tekashi for me ?? 😂

  • @michaelbdog8309
    @michaelbdog8309 5 років тому +2

    I used to watch video after video on this channel. Him talking about his experience and stories from prison was awesome. And it still is!

  • @Isotempo
    @Isotempo 5 років тому +5

    The conscience dialogue was freaking Hilarious. "Joe you came from the bottom" "Joe do the right thing for the nice cop" lmfao you have a true gift Joe

  • @-AxisA-
    @-AxisA- 5 років тому +1

    First time I ever watched an ad about a game where the youtuber is or either isn't interested about the game, because APS deserves it. Also I think you actually liked the game, because the way he talked about it and seemed kind of excited!

  • @MoistNuggeteer
    @MoistNuggeteer 5 років тому +14

    "Oh, we found a note! And this one ain't going to the prosecutor!"
    Savage.

    • @RonValdes
      @RonValdes 6 місяців тому

      It's the not cream darker skin should always avoid

  • @leeanne4638
    @leeanne4638 5 років тому +5

    I absolutely love watching your channel,and being able to laugh, thank you so much for your humor, and sharing it with so many of us.Your humor is your strength in life

  • @JamesC00
    @JamesC00 4 роки тому +7

    22:10 Suddenly because of current circumstances I'm jealous of that prisoner...

  • @seanmcguire7974
    @seanmcguire7974 5 років тому +1

    Shout out to the COs who bring in the smokes n other non mentionable contraband. You're the real heroes.

  • @thatgamer1191
    @thatgamer1191 5 років тому +8

    But what you do in a shakedown is when you hear two people fighting is you run with everyone else to hide those batteries

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve been watching every now and then for awhile. I spent a few months in county a few times, I wish I had known the stuff you’ve given advice on. I know you don’t encourage illegal acts anymore from what I’ve seen, but your advice is so true. I was a lucky person that was liked by the guys in my pod that were legit gang members each time and they made sure no one caused problems with me, but had I not gained that privilege I would’ve definitely been extorted (which I saw happen a few times) for every single thing I had, from commissary to meal trays that everyone wanted (meatballs, beef patties, and ESPECIALLY chicken patties were in high demand). I also guess it’s bad to say it, but I watch your videos for a bit of that nostalgia because, while I don’t want to go back, I had a few formative experiences with CSI and ER specifically and I became a better person from it.

  • @mcthuggin9803
    @mcthuggin9803 5 років тому +14

    4:31 is when the list starts

  • @richardfitzwell6579
    @richardfitzwell6579 5 років тому +2

    Kicking it old school with a classic list style video! Even worked in some Bung Bungs!
    All we were missing was a rapid close up shot.
    Also, you having a full blown stroke @ 14:57 made me laugh hahaha

  • @redeyedredhead2566
    @redeyedredhead2566 5 років тому +59

    I love watching your vids while I'm prepping dinner!!

    • @max.aura10k
      @max.aura10k 5 років тому +5

      What you making?

    • @ShadowMan5563
      @ShadowMan5563 5 років тому +2

      So what that food look like... 🥗

    • @redeyedredhead2566
      @redeyedredhead2566 5 років тому +11

      @@max.aura10k lemon pepper chicken

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 5 років тому +13

      Karen 1976 I'll trade you some Ramen and zoom zooms for a plate.

    • @supernatural.unicorn
      @supernatural.unicorn 5 років тому +2

      Karen 1976 I’ll give u 5 ramen or 10 dollas worth of comecary fo dat...nah,juss gimme dat!

  • @jaygreengood8521
    @jaygreengood8521 5 років тому +1

    Way better video today Joe enjoyed the prison content reminds me of the old school APS that we all love

  • @JanayDiamond
    @JanayDiamond 4 роки тому +3

    “I need you to hide Takashi.” 😂😂

  • @titanic8844
    @titanic8844 5 років тому +8

    If there is one thing Joe loves it's his plaid shirts lol. Love you bro. APS

  • @SOSCuba55
    @SOSCuba55 5 років тому +35

    Hey Joe. Love the Channel. I did 4of years in Indiana and have some amazing stories to tell

    • @VirtuosoReecords
      @VirtuosoReecords 5 років тому +12

      Fuck it start your own channel.. You can do it man😊

    • @petewhitmore7668
      @petewhitmore7668 5 років тому +2

      Did 3 years in a UK prison

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 5 років тому +2

      Stay positive bro. Keep your head up

    • @s19ma6
      @s19ma6 5 років тому +1

      The ‘ville by chance?

  • @bronsonsmommy7880
    @bronsonsmommy7880 5 років тому +5

    Thanks for such amazing content, brotha! Much love to you and the APS Army!

  • @lfcaaron3080
    @lfcaaron3080 5 років тому +7

    Love this channel. Brilliant content.

  • @Professor__Cow
    @Professor__Cow 3 роки тому +1

    Your rendition of Lollapalooza earned my thumbs up

  • @caelannicholls3519
    @caelannicholls3519 5 років тому +6

    It’s funny how I’m watching this when the worst thing I did was steal some rose seeds from the garden centre , and ran back and returned them straightaway when I realised 🤣

  • @TheDistortionPrinciple
    @TheDistortionPrinciple 2 роки тому +1

    Miss you big guy, bring it back! Your videos helped me through when I almost had to go to jail... but I made it out unscathed!

  • @lucythecat3416
    @lucythecat3416 5 років тому +10

    Shakedown shakedown get on the ground.
    That's gunna be the new dance move

    • @karma42
      @karma42 5 років тому

      lucy thecat34 do the juice wrld

  • @mikegeorgius7589
    @mikegeorgius7589 5 років тому +1

    2 days in a row of old time APS shit. Love it broskie. Thank you. Peace...

  • @piercewoood2317
    @piercewoood2317 5 років тому +69

    Love the show I’m still adjusting after doin 5 years

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 5 років тому +3

      Good luck PW, u should make your mantra: no more crime.

    • @rodnederhood123
      @rodnederhood123 5 років тому +1

      Good luck and keep your head up!

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 5 років тому +1

      Welcome back, I pray that you never return to Prison.

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 5 років тому +1

      Good to hear. We're all human, change can be hard. Just stick with it, try pushing yourself a step or two more each day. And don't take a step or two in the wrong direction or even backwards, as failure. Nor let it tear down your spirit. Its not failure. Life ain't no conveyor belt, we all walk our own untrodden path. Just stop, correct your course, make amends if its one of those situations - and go on. Find joy or value in every day, even if its just a tiny thing. Especially for those really hard, sh1tty days. Have faith in yourself, regardless of what others say, think or do. Know that you're valuable, and so are your contributions to others and your society if you bring them.
      And smile. Even when you're so mad or sad you think all is going to sh1t; Even a megafake but strong smile, tricks your brain and body at least for a second or two. And some times, that little break can make a world of difference.

    • @erik61801
      @erik61801 5 років тому

      only break one law at a time to stay out.

  • @The_Cholo
    @The_Cholo 5 років тому

    I lost my shit when you said TP Flossin, to put that in context its 630 am, ive been up for 2.5 hours doing my workout, getting my work bag ready, and that made me drop what i was doing from laughing so hard. Well done TP Flossin!

  • @thatrunawayguy3555
    @thatrunawayguy3555 5 років тому +20

    I've been to county jail a few times for one nighters. But if I'm ever sent to prison, I really think I would end it. Prison is my idea of hell.

    • @cathyt144
      @cathyt144 5 років тому +4

      that runaway guy ive already decided if they come after me theyre not taking me alive. I wouldnt survive one day. My motto, Behave or be careful! 😂

    • @skankytrick
      @skankytrick 4 роки тому

      Lol. You'll get over it.

  • @PresidentialAI96
    @PresidentialAI96 3 роки тому +1

    11. never fight or argue with the guard searching your cell

  • @ozzstars_cars
    @ozzstars_cars 5 років тому +22

    I have no intentions of going to prison but enjoyed the video

    • @nathankc6711
      @nathankc6711 5 років тому +4

      Ozzstar don’t be so sure i spent 2 months in jail on false charges for a car that i bought that turned out to be stolen and I spent 2 months waiting to be proven innocent

    • @stevenmartinek4419
      @stevenmartinek4419 4 роки тому

      I know what you did. I'm telling the authorities.Don't ever cut the tag off a mattress.

  • @pabloguzman9727
    @pabloguzman9727 5 років тому +13

    Yoooooo. Hide takashi had me dieing!!!!! LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrisbrucesr.9256
    @chrisbrucesr.9256 5 років тому +10

    #1 should be never get in prison to get into that situation lol...on a serious note great video Big Bad Joe! You're doing a great job shedding light about prison! Much luv from Amarillo TX!

    • @Drkneegrow
      @Drkneegrow 5 років тому +2

      Man shout out the big texan steakhouse and that 72oz challenge 🤠

    • @D33-f6f
      @D33-f6f 5 років тому +1

      Holding down the 806 never thought I’d see some commenting from Amarillo cool to know I ain’t the only one

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 5 років тому +1

      @@Drkneegrow Man I'd love to take that steak challenge. Even if I fail,I'd still love to try it.

    • @chrisbrucesr.9256
      @chrisbrucesr.9256 5 років тому

      @@D33-f6f right on bro! That's wuzup!

    • @chrisbrucesr.9256
      @chrisbrucesr.9256 5 років тому

      @@Drkneegrow yes I wish I had the bread to afford it if I didn't eat it all lol,always wanted to try but would hate to fail and then be stuffed af n miserable haha

  • @elizabethwilliams5788
    @elizabethwilliams5788 3 роки тому

    I know even though i live without having gone to jail so far in my life, but anything is possible in this world. Thank you for showing me how to deal with the situation safely.

  • @Takedownman
    @Takedownman 5 років тому +8

    I had some folks in the pod do that to me. I had to stay naked in a cell for 3 days!

  • @miniharez
    @miniharez 5 років тому +1

    Good for you man getting sponsers!

  • @stainlessfour5
    @stainlessfour5 5 років тому +12

    That tekashi tho 😂

  • @jenessapartenach3127
    @jenessapartenach3127 5 років тому +1

    I love your stories and jokes!!

  • @stayfree253
    @stayfree253 5 років тому +5

    Much love to the entire APS!!

  • @SuperSteve702
    @SuperSteve702 5 років тому

    Hey joe im glad to see you didn't go to jail and your able to keep making videos and a positive impact on your community and in your own personal life .may you your wife and aps have many blessed days . Shout out to rabbit and your wife helping you with your cleaning business. My dad always told me Closed mouths don't get fed and Lazy hands don't count bread

  • @downrivdude5537
    @downrivdude5537 4 роки тому +5

    Haha, I'm micro dosing at a sober house and almost jumped when you said "caught with pills"

  • @mypinklife3415
    @mypinklife3415 5 років тому +1

    Another great video. Well done !!!!!!!!!!

  • @Nosurrender115
    @Nosurrender115 5 років тому +25

    Hey Cody hide tekashi!!!! 😵😵😵😵

  • @joshuakirkpatrick8638
    @joshuakirkpatrick8638 5 років тому

    Seen advertisement for this Vikings elsewhere but your video finely got me to decide to give it a try, Wish me luck but got to watch this first.

  • @5496447
    @5496447 5 років тому +6

    Big up Joe , you had a katt Williams feel to your jokes to day 1love brother . Shout out the Army. Bigstuz... Brapppp

    • @angiepayne9790
      @angiepayne9790 5 років тому +1

      Hey... I hope you're having a blessed day! I hope your mom is feeling better and on the road to a full recovery!♡

    • @5496447
      @5496447 5 років тому

      @angie payne thanks ,she's fighting fit. Love and light. Peace bigstuz

  • @damienlenox3106
    @damienlenox3106 5 років тому +1

    I really enjoy the comedy you put in the video's

  • @bagabunjimmy3192
    @bagabunjimmy3192 5 років тому +3

    Another great video THANKS

  • @jermiebastings8499
    @jermiebastings8499 5 років тому +1

    Good stuff Joe! Peace and love from Missouri.

  • @overweightactor
    @overweightactor 5 років тому +6

    "In prishon, ya gonna deal wish shome shakedownsh."

  • @garylankford2771
    @garylankford2771 5 років тому +1

    This video was awesome Joe!

  • @TheHorselemonade
    @TheHorselemonade 5 років тому +26

    *sees goon squad coming*
    "HEY JOE HIDE YOUR TATTOO SUPPLIES THE GOON SQUAD IS HERE!!"

  • @mercster
    @mercster 5 років тому

    Haha you know what...I'm gonna give you a compliment you may not get often...you sell the HELL out of that sponsor! I mean, you make it seem very exciting and fun, so they are very smart to use you as an advertiser. It's funny to watch the advert so I don't mind, and your content is on point. Thanks Joe!

  • @PhoenixRoseYT
    @PhoenixRoseYT 5 років тому +3

    I missed these kinds of vids! Had me laughing the whole time. Tekashi under the bunk got me rolling 😂

  • @84fingoidz
    @84fingoidz 5 років тому +1

    Yes! Back to stories! Love the guys but I missed this content!

  • @indysilver_02
    @indysilver_02 5 років тому +123

    ahhh snap APS gettin paid from promotions

    • @LukeSMK
      @LukeSMK 5 років тому +5

      El Jefe Yeah he be fallin off tbh

    • @randylastname426
      @randylastname426 5 років тому +2

      Luke imagine thinking sponsors is falling off lmaooo

    • @LukeSMK
      @LukeSMK 5 років тому

      Randy Last Name Bruh his views have been steady dropping for ages! Just have a look mate

    • @randylastname426
      @randylastname426 5 років тому +2

      Luke doesnt mean he's fsllen off. Obviously sponsors still want him + he has other ventures

    • @LukeSMK
      @LukeSMK 5 років тому +1

      Randy Last Name K

  • @BillBellomy
    @BillBellomy 5 років тому

    As a former corrections SGT and goon squad member this is very true. Generally the look on their face at 300am gave the answers if they have something.

  • @merrickbrody8859
    @merrickbrody8859 5 років тому +3

    Hahaha! All the Tekashi jokes had me cracking up. 😂🤣🤣

  • @joshuakimble8980
    @joshuakimble8980 4 роки тому +1

    Hey that was good...100% hit the nail on the head

  • @TFOCyborg
    @TFOCyborg 5 років тому +3

    The good thing in Norway is that we don't have prisons like that. A prison here is literally an apartment.

    • @rnash999
      @rnash999 2 роки тому

      You really don't have criminals like we have either.

  • @albertcormier3827
    @albertcormier3827 3 роки тому +1

    Joe is a real one. Gotta love this dude.

  • @Toyotas_n__Tools
    @Toyotas_n__Tools 5 років тому +17

    More Tekashi References!

  • @thefinchers4102
    @thefinchers4102 5 років тому +1

    Thanks Joe Awesome content ❤️

  • @DubayBay
    @DubayBay 5 років тому +11

    Joe please do me a favor bro there is a Rock instrumental that you use sometimes for your intro and outros and it is stuck in my head and I cannot find it anywhere. Can you please leave me the link to that bad boy or posted on your Channel. Thank you very much keep up all the good work with the after prison show

    • @DubayBay
      @DubayBay 5 років тому +3

      @@simonmaguire5250 good idea thank you

  • @livingmytruth2289
    @livingmytruth2289 5 років тому +1

    I really love your channel

  • @aaronacosta8104
    @aaronacosta8104 5 років тому +8

    When the government set you up to fail after jail so you start a UA-cam

  • @eugenekenney12
    @eugenekenney12 5 років тому +1

    Great show Joe

  • @PhoenixRoseYT
    @PhoenixRoseYT 5 років тому +5

    There are actually number 3 pencils! I have one somehow and I have no clue where it came from 😂

  • @rockclimbing3844
    @rockclimbing3844 5 років тому +1

    Videos are getting fun. but still very very informative no BS.

  • @lllllsp1d3rlllll
    @lllllsp1d3rlllll 5 років тому +7

    If u get cought never bribe an officer with your junie cakes 😂

  • @picklejuice1999
    @picklejuice1999 5 років тому +34

    That Takashi bit made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Good thing I was already on the toilet
    Edit: Jesus Joe, you’re relentless when it comes to 69 😂😂

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 5 років тому +3

      I bet they will end up using him as a sex doll in there

    • @laa0fa502
      @laa0fa502 5 років тому

      @@RT42069 he's getting no time because he snitched🤓

    • @nzzs203
      @nzzs203 5 років тому

      Yo 6nitch 9ine, just remember 🙉🙈🙊 or it's gonna be 👉👌🏽👈🏿🗡️🗡️🗡️⚰️

    • @feefee198423
      @feefee198423 4 роки тому

      Laa0fa he got 2 years

  • @nightmarestunts
    @nightmarestunts 5 років тому +1

    Great video joe.

  • @BritneyHolt
    @BritneyHolt 5 років тому +3

    You mean "Pablo Esco-ROLL!" 😎

  • @lucythecat3416
    @lucythecat3416 4 роки тому

    I always watch re episodes of this channel when I'm bored they make me laugh.. keep it up joe you tha man fo sho

  • @complyordie5057
    @complyordie5057 5 років тому +7

    "Get outa jail free card"?!! You already in jail Joe!!!

  • @creefing3905
    @creefing3905 5 років тому

    Glad to see you're back at it Joe, like nothing happened! Stay positive and keep moving forward!

  • @creatorss6539
    @creatorss6539 5 років тому +6

    I missed this type of videos damn

  • @leosadler123
    @leosadler123 5 років тому +3

    Been a fan of APS since around 400k subs

    • @kingonduty2825
      @kingonduty2825 5 років тому

      Look at big shot here... "I subbed to some channel .."

    • @leosadler123
      @leosadler123 5 років тому

      user what I was saying I have been a subscriber for a long time

    • @kingonduty2825
      @kingonduty2825 5 років тому

      @@leosadler123
      Nobody gives a shit. Really.

  • @pedaltraffic2239
    @pedaltraffic2239 5 років тому +1

    Thanks Joe. Great video. :)

  • @julienfridt8204
    @julienfridt8204 5 років тому +4

    i have build myself many prison shanks i hope i dont get caught..SHAKEDOWN!!!!!

  • @OldBroGaming
    @OldBroGaming 5 років тому

    I miss these videos!! Glad to see one back on here!

  • @AugSk8
    @AugSk8 5 років тому +15

    How did those people in the background stay still for so long?

  • @qasimshamshad2815
    @qasimshamshad2815 5 років тому +2

    Remember watching these types of videos back when you had like 15-20k subs 😂still funny af

  • @paulsmith8568
    @paulsmith8568 5 років тому +4

    Love your Vlogs 👍👍👊👊

  • @MarvineWilsonjr
    @MarvineWilsonjr 5 років тому

    I do believe I’ve found my new favorite UA-cam channel. Great content 💯

  • @pattyduran4886
    @pattyduran4886 5 років тому +77

    It's good to be free free free

  • @dthemadman3603
    @dthemadman3603 5 років тому

    I’ve been here since he was at 13k its awesome to see you at 2.28 million

  • @gam3kid
    @gam3kid 5 років тому +20

    What did you do to the cellie who put you in the hole for his pills?

  • @CristianaCatólica
    @CristianaCatólica 5 років тому +1

    REALLY LIKED THE MUSIC IN THE AUTRO :)
    BLESSINGS APS!!!!

  • @lilcastiel1607
    @lilcastiel1607 5 років тому +4

    "But first"
    *skips 1½ minutes in*

  • @yrguitar1
    @yrguitar1 5 років тому

    I subbed with 20 k on this channel. It's truly amazing to see the progress of this channel. I remember talking to you on the phone during the live stream. Congrats Joe