Top 5 NASTIEST Things I Saw In Prison
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- In this video, I'm going to tell you the top 5 nastiest things I saw in prison. And believe me, these are some nasty things...
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Sorry for the wait! Been trying to figure out this new camcorder I'm using. Hope you enjoy this nasty video. lol Let me know which of these 5 you find the craziest!!! Also rock with APS on Twitter and Instagram @joepguerrero for more stuff in relation to AfterPrisonShow!
prison would suck
Love your work
AfterPrisonShow I've just came across these videos and so happy I did great interesting and fun videos. My favourite is the stories you tell about it.
AfterPrisonShow heyy
AfterPrisonShow Awesome vid bud
Next: “Top 5 Nastiest Things I’ve done in Prison” 😮???😁
lol yes
Yes😂😂😂😂😀😀
Awww shit...
Trainer Exotic sup faze booce
hue
Hey joe I’m a Veteran and I really love your vids I’ve always wanted a reply from from it sure be awesome you always make laugh and help me through my PTSD you really help thank you man god bless
Eli Tilson, thank you for your service. If you can, herb helps my veteran friends. Best to you & yours.
Get playing some instruments my friend. Seriously... And if you do, keep me up on it. Wish you the absolute best.
thank you for your service!!😀
Can y’all help me get joe to reply to my comment plz it mean the world
No need to be rude but you spell like 6 year old
Prison is like dangerous kindergarten lol
Conerino Basically!
Not all prisons are like that though
They need to make those inmates eat their own feces
Jerry devil dog666 it was a joke dumbass
Kinda, we even had kitchen jobs in kindergarten 😂
That one person who thinks he's actually in a prison cell
Ear Rape LUNA
Ear Rape wow man not cool 😕
He’s not
Shut up, your a dumb head. He is in a cell, it just looks bad on the camera, stupid!
Your. Avg. Lifter. He is in a cell. He's using a camcorder so it looks bad. You're a poop head fart face.
"I gotta give this guy a ramen noodle." xD
Yo dude stop talkin.. I need to hurry! I'ma lose 5 Ramens Bruh!!!
I love this channel, it shows that anyone can bounce back, and get with society when you try hard enough... big respect for this guy
Jack Lemtrac nah. Lol sorry but there r some prisoners who will not and cannot turn it around. Serial killer, pedophile, women beaters, some addicts. They just can't do it.
+Jess Hammond you mean they can't join society again because no one will employ then for a job, their families left them and they will be homeless unless they do something about it, or that they're fucked up.
Jess Hammond Serial killers I understand. Pedophiles I understand. But women beater and addicts can turn their life around if they try hard enough. Women beaters have too much aggression. If they can control that and understand women should be respected they're all good. Addict? I've seen many addicts who've become really successful in life including my father who's an own of a small business now. A lot of people *do* deserve second chances.
Joe's a unicorn.
Rest in peace broke wing🐓
Kevin Stutzman ayyyyyeee
MaZtEr LuKz sorry I Dont have a seagull is chicken will have to to
isn't that in an another vid
전혜선 yes
Rip
Joe's entire prison stint was one massive bruh moment.
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Moment
No. It was not. Prison is not fun. Joe, overcame and can laugh about it now. Avoid that life.
@@matthewgalati1870 exactly. Bruh moment isn't a good thing.
*facepalm*
Anyone else get anxiety when watching these videos just thinking about prison
Clayton Hess yep and I have bad anxiety in general so I would not survive prison 😂😞
No, but i live in a country where criminals dont get treated like crap.
Na
His videos always make me think I'd really like to experience the prison life, but like for a month, to know how it is, obviously not for years :p So, that's not gonna happen.
Clayton Hess I am going there tomorrow sentences for 2 months... just 16teen... 😢
The person who put dodo in the tray saying "Enjoy :)" is comedian of the year
@Downstroy99 Ayooo go to the art room for that
Nope yall gross kids
lol i just did Top 5 nastiest things in the Navy >.<
didnt even see this vid haha
JTsuits jt didnt now you watch joes videos
Woah, two of my favorite UA-camr in one comment section! Also I just swore in in July. I chose AECF, but I want to go AIRR.
JTsuits xd
Holy fuck JT is a bad man lmao
Air Force is better especially Royal Canadian Air Force
I about died at the shit tray segment lol
I got nauseous
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
Me too, that shit tray sounds kinda like a prank.
Lol shit your pants to shit trays?
Well shit... no pun intended
I got pulled over for speeding wearing APS shirt.... Was not good. I told him Joe sent me here.
Froggy Toad dude awesome but what would happen if you got pulled over wearing an officer 401 shirt
Cuddle Bear i like that care bear as your profile picture telling people that has small pee pee
Froggy Toad I got pulled over while wearing a 15 ways to piss off a cop shirt. the cop laughed at it.
"You ain't playin basketball with us no more" 😂
“A whole lot of drawing?” 😂
if its been 6 months... that camera got a warranty! you better take that ish back and get a new one! the video will only let me watch up to 720p... not sure what thats about....
thatjerseyb what’s up babe, I like butterfly’s. Holla at ya boy!
Still hd
thatjerseyb 60fps tho
_-Delaware Scrap-_ thirsty ass😂😂😂😂😂
thatjerseyb lets me watch in 760p60
the first one is kinda ironic because they name those prisoners by bird names..but birds are often associated with freedom which in prison you don't have
crazy potato Imagine that...
It’s because there are many breeds of bird that are scavengers. Vultures, crows, pigeons, so on.
Hahahah I would be a pigeon
jailbird
The only bird I’ve ever heard associated with freedom are eagles...
I have no idea how I found this channel but I'm so thankful I did. Joe you're a fucking legend. Love from Australia ❤
Osama Obama #2 g’day fellow Aussie friend
UA-cam ABOUD
You cant just smoke fresh tobacco leaves. They have to go through a long process before theyre safe to smoke.
Dried iceberg lettuce is very similar in taste and smell
Smoking is safe? Hahaha I had to
Yeah
@@Tr0nNick well opposed to dying in like a month compared to 30 years lol
Gotta get those chemicals before you're able to smoke it naturally
R.I.P BROKE WING
05 bangerz _glocka stolen comment.
"Tobaco tobaco tobaco, do a tattoo for me" I was dying 😂😂😂
Top 5 bloodiest fights I saw in prison
BrandonHansgaming Brandon i saw a dude who'd been in for 20yrs absolutely throttle a female guard that was about 24 years old. they had to bring in a helicopter to lifeflight her out of there. he did it because shed caught him "gettin her" & she then wrote him up. he was hole bound & wasnt having it. never heard what happened to her but i never saw her again. take care guys. PEACE
I walked into the laundry room at about 5:30 am, trying to get an early start. Opened the door, looked up, saw 2 Puerto Rican dudes, one of them, sitting on the dryer, ankles up around his ears getting rooted out. Gettin' like... super-porked. Lil' Louie did my laundry for me after that.
Sounds like it smelled good.
That image... why were you so descriptive 😅😅😅
I feel violated even reading that.
@@thepalatrpro never walked into a laundry room again. 2 pouches a month was well worth the expense to have someone do my laundry.
@@emilydimeler5426 I thought I held back.
I can still hear that shit.
Worst prison experience, hands down.
“I gotta give this guy a Ramen noodle” 😂😂😂
"The table shaking..." 🤣🤣🤣
Today is my 30th birthday. The only present I got is an APS video. I’m okay with that.
austreborn - happy birthday!
austreborn Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
happy birthday!
Lonely ass
I've been free from the federal prison for bank robbery for about 5 years now and been doing really well for about 4 of those years, sober and living in my own place. I appreciate your experience, how you share it with everyone and the way in which you do it in such a funny way makes it easy to keep coming back. I wish I had seen some of these before I got locked up but I was very very blessed in that I had a pretty positive experience in there. I only got into 2 fights, one I lost the other I won which was at the prison I was going to be in for a while so it was the important one to win haha. It took me a year to pull my head outta my ass while I was in there and actually want to turn my life around which I did sadly but I am the exception not the rule. I'm glad to see you're also doing really well and I wish you nothing but all the success in the world, you deserve it Joe. Peace.
Good for you for getting out and staying out. Be proud of your success. God bless.
Wish you the best slip
It appears that DB Cooper was a US Army Airborne guy who had been in Vietnam.
“They’re not gonna have any sort of zoom-zooms and wam-wams. Hell they probably don’t even have any friends.”
Damn Joe 😂😂
"I am the perfect prisoner" 😂 made me laugh to hard
You should start a series called "Things i saw in prison"
Like if u agree
Yeah just snitch that sounds great. Fuck outa here
Testify like the strong man you are
That's kind of what this whole channel is about
No one gives a fuck bout your opinion and idc how late I am
Jaden Kaunley «5 crazy things i saw in prison»
The camera makes you as red a cherry lol aps army 4 life
U are the best story teller bro....live ur vids
Mchalis Bacaliaos he definitely is.
Mchalis Bacaliaos live them too
"IIII AM THE PERFECT PRISONER"
😂😂😂😂
8:54 I laughed so hard, I woke my husband up. 😂😂😂😂
The art room story had me literally LMAO for 10 minutes.
Coffee man drinking an entire bag of coffee
Art room,"yea joe you go work on them things" he aint playing basketball with us no moe .lmfao😂🤣 u just earned a new subb😎
"It’s ok I understand what happen to you" LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂
You should do standup or a movie you are hilarious😂😂😂
When I get a notification I stop drop and watch
filthy Jager main
Nasty jager main.
Devon Banks ew Nazi
Psssst Hey kid, you want some Acog?
Yes I do want the Acog back
As you were talking about the 'prison kitchen tray room banger' story and you said that as you lifted the lid and Sam a hole pile of Sh-t, I got a McDonalds Burger ad 😂😂😂
Jack DaGamer I was reading this right as he said the dodo
McDonald's and the doo doo... not much difference
Kevin Stutzman 😂😂😂
James foster lmao😂😂😂
Jack DaGamer 🐓🐓🐓
R.I.P angry grandpa
O.K007 tf. How is that revelent with this vid
Rip
Everything Hub Thats not important. RIP.
I thought that what Joe was gonna say in the beginning but he was talking bout his camera lol
O.K007 rip great man
When he said I am the perfect prisoner killed me🤣🤣
I did 12 years in Michigan love your vids
Doesn't matter about the cam bro just keep the videos and the lols coming!
rhys boag Agreed!
Joe have you ever gotten *yo wig split* in prison?
They should do a video together.
Watch the videos and you will find out everything you need to know about him we know what your trying to do and it joes don't cut .
Adam no, but I know he busted some cheeks. They called him the Junie Bandit aka Porn Kingpin aka ole joe.
Vulgar Display of Truth life after the penitentiary is the only other good UA-cam channel like this
Adam *thplit
Bro you’re hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Dude you're killing me, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard, shit in his pillow?!!!! Wtf
The tray full of doodoo story, I'm dying :D
i dont think i ever genuinely laughed so much at a video as much as this one. great job joe!!!
Mine was "Hey ERNIE ERNIE ERNIE WHAT YOU DOING ERNIE COME HERE ERNIE. ERNIE!!!!!!
Joe, I’ve already asked you on Twitter but where on earth can I get an APS hoodie???
I been trying to work on that myself someone at aps is slacking
got an hour left to order... teespring.com/shop/afterprisonshow-inmate?aid=marketplace&tsmac=marketplace&tsmic=search#pid=2&cid=577&sid=front
thatjerseyb will they be gone indefinitely?
I would hope not bad decision when the subs are climbing so fast
he extended the hoodie campaign by 2 days and has now added back the old broke wing hoodies. you can go to teespring.com and just search after prison show and they come up. but heres the link to the new orange one teespring.com/shop/afterprisonshow-inmate?aid=marketplace&tsmac=marketplace&tsmic=search#pid=2&cid=577&sid=front
Please do the video on prison politics Joe, ulyou know the prison has rules and then the prisoner's have there own sets of rules, prison politics..✌️✌️
alan blaze yessss❕❗❕⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫💯💯
I love this idea!
alan blaze from my experience, that's not prison politics. When you hear politics it refers to rules each race has when interacting with another race.
Joe Digger that's what I'm talking about enjoy your day..✌️
“Ayyye bro, can I get that gravy off your ear???”😂😂😂😂 That’s was great
“I am the perfect prisoner” 😂
I feel like I missed the moon landing on tv when I’m 35 minutes late to your videos. Keep it up!
Spectrum do you play rust
Nobody landed on the moon bro
Spectrum y you have
Spectrum y you have
kinda looks like a 90s style picture
Jesse Bosque that camera shoots 4k at a high frame per second. Not easy to make cameras like that small.
I’m no picky ass snob but it looks and sounds fine to me and my partners.
Search for Halden prison!!! It is the best high security prison in the world!
I think he meant the style of the background. not the quality
robin franke yea the background I ment
"somebody doo dooed in that mans pillow" BAHAHA man you are fantastic at story telling. keep up the good work!
You know I really like this dude he's pretty cool. dude I'm so glad that you are out of prison and you enjoying the Free World once again, stay humble
I spit my coffee out. About the art room LOL
Joe which was the "best" prison or should I say, least awful prison you were at?
Found this channel on Saturday! It was in my recommended and it was the video on how he survived jail cuz he did tattoos. I wasn’t gonna click it at first but thank god I did! I love this channel! Keep up the great content
the picture isnt bad, but the color grading could be better! i know you use sony vegas!!
try the color match feature! and maybe a little brightness/saturation
I did 16-years straight in 6-prisons in 2-states .. this guy is not bullshitting you. He is dead on. Good job, brother!
Joe im new just started watching yesterday and been glued.. Some of yr videos are so funny. Love it ...💖😉😍thank you for the entertainment
Completely off topic here but that was pretty cool when you held up the blue food tray and you could see the prison cell green/blue screen effects used for the background imposed onto said blue tray. Just looked kinda neat to me for some reason. Another good video though Joe so keep up the excellent work. Edit: Oh man side note I have heard about people shitting into food trays at our local county lock up. It makes me wonder what the hell made them think of that of all things. It's not like they're punishing civilian or corrections prison staff they're punishing the Prison Kitchen Tray Room Bangers of the facilities.
Maybe they thought the prison guards did everything around the prison and personally cleaned all the trays.
4:40 you mean a “jailbird”
And if they were Aussie it would be an ibis
The Classynarwhal 😂😂 feather bin rats so true
Jailbird is like an overall term for someone in jail... vultures pick off scraps of old food....like an actual vulture
“The coffee guy was my laundry guy”
So, because of you, coffee guy had a hustle... perhaps...
And about the bird nicknames, you’re absolutely right! I can’t help but remember chicken wing! And wing Wednesday’s ! I’ll have to tell the story sometime...
You talking about that food tray Had me literally crying 😂
i legit lol'd when you were like "damndest thing about this art room is... no one ever told me"
see if it's still under warranty.
Hahahah bruh u had me,almost in 😢 tears laughin at perfect prisoner poop,pillow
so you had to get dirty while being a "prison kitchen banger"
"I'am the prisoner that y'all should be like!" LMFAO!
OMG. I’m DYING. Thanks Joe!
I miss him when say “Lets Divvvvvvvvvv vvvvveee, Head first”!!
I mean as long as I can see and here you it’s fine 😂
Hands down most entertaining you-tuber im my opinion
When Joe's like "this guy was terrible, and something terrible would end up happening to him"
I was already cracking up in anticipation.
I wanna see Joe do stand up.
Be honest, most of us that watch this stuff already been to prison 😆 and watch it for the funny memories! 😂
You asked for feedback about the camera quality. To me, you don't look as clear as you did before and the outlines from the green screen kinda make it even blurrier.
Porkyofthepine I agree!
we had dude who shit in the only 2 showers almost once a week and made sure he hit both every time
Caught a shower pooper at least 40xs.i figured I needed to make the embarrassment of using the public toilet battery them the embarrassment of the scene I created
I'm addicted to this channel :D much powers and good things to you, my friend!
Pure comedy Joe. Golden when he start licking and hugging the food tray
I'm a recent subscriber. This is the most interesting and entertaining channel on UA-cam! I know quite a few people who are either serving time now or have in the past. Hearing these stories about some of the things they deal with is kind of insane. I'm glad you made it through your time and I hope you never have to go back! Thanks for these videos!
I love your work and how you tell the stories,yours is a great job,👍🏻
That was some nasty 💩🤢
Seing title: Hmmm top 5 short video sure
Looking at the time that is 22 min
Me: am i a joke to you
His videos are so addicting
This should be a regular series for your channel bro! Good shit!
That's some funny shit, no pun intended 😂😂
I know u give really info.. But I love how funny u make it got me dying laughing big fan..
“zoom zooms” & “Wam Waaams!” The hell is that!? Lmaooo
DJ. mma commissary
DJ. mma commissary / snacks and food
Cookies and candy etc.
None of these fine delicacies that other prisoners devoured shocks or bothers me having been a nurse most of my life. I have seen patients eat nails(the steel ones)bars of soap; devour batteries....... should I go on? The Psych patients were the best and one day I think I'll write a book about my years in nursing and what I went through. I have the same sense of humor as you do and that's what keeps us sane. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself and take it. Another great video; Joe. Thanks for sharing some good laughs.
My advice to my students all the time. Everything is relative and you must be able to laugh at yourself or your dead! Thank you for the confirmation Midge Barger.
I woke the whole house up from laughing at 8:54 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was the funniest fucking thing ever
Why in the first 30 seconds of the video u go from white to pink 😂
Maaan! These stories killed me Joe! 😂😂😂
Go ahead series this up haha
10:15 has got me dying. 😂😂😂
Bro your personality & how enthusiastic you get is AWESOME !!