Got this up a little early today. Hope you enjoy and if you do, drop a like for APS... Also I'm going to do a video with Cody this week... let's do a Cody Q and A! Leave a question and it might make the video!
"When I was in the free world, I had four Harleys, a Mercedes, a BMW, and two Ferraris. I never had less than five thousand dollars in my wallet at any time . I had two women for every day of the week. Roadie, can I get a shot of coffee off you?"
Dude this guy was talking to me through the vent every single night reading these poems he said he wrote and I believed him and thought they were amazing..one day I got to the book cart and happen to pick a poetry book and i thought it was weird how they sounded familiar...the guy was copying them down and mailing it to his family and telling me he wrote all of them. LIES. I felt so embarrassed and learned a lesson not to trust people while in jail because anyone could be lying through their teeth. Great video joe just wanted to share that.
Yeap that's true but for every little single insnificant thing they are going to lie and they bolives they own lies that's fuck up,and then they swear that you are boliving then and you like yeah right Lol
My most memorable lie from an inmate comes from Jail. I was in there with a 17 year old kid who was awaiting sentencing for armed robbery. Despite being 17, the kid was adamant that he graduated high school early, 4.0, and already finished medical school to be a open heart surgeon. This is especially memorable because I am actually a med school drop out. So, when he told me this lie, I hella questioned him about it until he go mad and threatened to jump me over calling him on his bullshit. Of course, it goes without saying, the kid never did shit. But he did continue to tell this lie throughout the time he was awaiting his trial. Wonder how that kid is doing in prison.
I was in jail here in ny and met atleast a dozen pro or golden glove boxers ... it was amazing all the talent in just one little pod lol oh and a few rappers that had deals
Lol everyone says their golden gloves...back in the day at school that was their favorite shit to say. It was hilarious 😆 Sounds like prison is alot like a sketchier version of high school lmao
In mexico, some prisoners lie about their crimes when inside the prison. This gives them status and also some kind of protection from other inmates. They will basically say that they have killed many or belong to some cartel.
Arturo Benitez ,if you ever get sent to prison do not try that, your paperwork goes to prison before you do. You'll get your ass killed especially in Mexico
That shit will get you killed. Cartel sicarios are in prison and they will kill a contra and if you claim a cartel you don't belong to, they will kill you just for claiming something you don't belong to. Look up la familia michoacana who chopped off heads of kidnappers claiming they belonged to that cartel
I'm so glad I found this channel...these vids are some of my most rewatchable🤣..they never get stale to me..I could binge the whole "PRISON STORIES "playlist over & over & still crack up laughing🤣🤣🤣😭😭 ... EVERY TIME!
Thanks for this story. I have not been online for awhile. Been very depressed due to me having to. Have my cat Sheba put to sleep due to leukemia. She was in the final stages. Your stories always helps and your awesome. Keep up the good work. Thank you.
I remember when I was locked up, some guy said he was a male model for Playgirl. I then told him about the year I spent in the Amazon fighting polar bears in the Amazon with a Roman gladius. He didn't get there joke.
I've really enjoyed the last few videos! I've been here since the push to 100K before New Years. To be honest, for a while now I've just not had the same enthusiasm when it comes to watching these videos. I'm excited again for the future of APS! Much love from Ontario Canada ❤🇨🇦
This channel has grown up a lot (I started following you at 12.000 subs) , and I love how the content hasn't got any bad, even better. A lot of youtubers can't do that, love ya
There's a lot of intersectionality with being a former inmate and being a former lower enlisted soldier. Everyone I was in the Army with was a genius millionaire karate instructor astronaut with a rich aunt. Perhaps there should be an 'After Army' show!
its crazy to see how far you've come and how these videos have changed over the past 6 months i've been watching....You've grown into this shit so well and its become a pretty polished show. good for you man, keep hustling. you're doin great
Cuz that makes zero sense at all you don't know how somebody else is going to do in prison you only know how you are going to do and a lot of times you don't even know that that's a really stupid fucking idea
Hey Joe, you are too funny dude. Just a few seconds into the video and I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Keep up the awesome ass videos dude, you rock and after a bad day, watching one of your videos is just what I need to make me laugh and just put me in an all around better mood. I love your videos and I can't get enough. I can't tell you how many times I've binge watched your videos over and over again I think I've seen them all a minimum of 7 or 8 times. You are just too funny and I'm so glad that you do what you do cuz not only do you make people laugh but you also give us the motivation to do the things we find a little to hard to do. Also, Joe just like you help us, we have your back and will help you out too. And by the way, let us know how Dave is doing cuz he is greatly missed too and I'm sure I speak for many of your fans when I say I can't wait for the day he gets out and you and him can start doing videos together again. Awesome work Joe tell Dave we miss him and haven't forgotten about him. Just keep it up Joe cuz you rock!!!!!
Joe, you remind me so much of my little brother. You look like him and your sense of humor is very similar to his, especially your "homie" voice imitations. We lost him almost 8 years ago. I miss him now, more than ever. Rock on! 😎😎
Always enjoy watching your shows. Entertaining and enlightening. As a retired cop I appreciagten the "in prison" perspective. I was locked up one time in my life for 45 days... military stockade. Locked up for fighting and... well, fighting. We'll leave it at that. I believe folks make mistakes and unfortunately get caught and get the wrath of the legal system and I also believe there's some mighty wicked folks out there who think the only mistake they made was the one that got them caught. The latter deserve to be behind bars but quite often they aren't... yet. Either way, many of those who I've helped along in finding their way in this confusing society of ours ended up behind bars. Many for life or worse and most for a stint of time and an early out. Over the 40 plus years of law enforcement my path has crossed paths with several of theirs... quite often. There's those who learned the lesson of law and there's those who just can't quite get a grasp on things after their first trip 'in" and many who never will. Your portrayals seem to be spot on. But then again, you'd know better than I... My time was cush compared to a long lockup. Either way, good stuff here. It's entertaining yet, disturbing... Keep it up.
Hey Joe, I hope you read this comment. I just want to give you a tip, when naming your videos you might want to be creative with the way you spell things to avoid getting censored or having your content blocked and get less views. For example instead of "Prison" write "Pr1son" - it wont be a keyword for a search, but it could help keep your content from being blocked. Take the successful youtuber Tommy Sotomayor for example. Most of his videos are about topics often seen as controversial, so the majority of his videos are posted using creative spelling on all possibly offensive words. It hasn't done him any harm not having those keywords in the title.
Yo Joe love the show been rocking with you for since early January this year. You always know you gotta view and a like from me .. keep it up an congrats on being unsupervised lol
Ol Joe left the CAPS LOCK ON FOR THIS VIDEO lol my man is straight up AMPED in this video. Aye joe can you do a video about surprising accomplishments prisoners you know of/heard of such as writing, publishing, music, art projects on the inside, how many guys are really writing that novel they've always been kicking around in their head. Your most interesting videos to me besides the personal ones about addiction and struggles are the ones where guys use everything they have to create things like tattoo machines, creative things made from basic shit
ricky perez What the hell are you talking about? Dave is locked up. He did a video not too long ago in which he talked to him on the phone. Also, haven't you seen all those "#freedave" comments? I don't know if this is your idea of a joke, but death, to me, isn't a laughing matter.
Got this up a little early today. Hope you enjoy and if you do, drop a like for APS... Also I'm going to do a video with Cody this week... let's do a Cody Q and A! Leave a question and it might make the video!
AfterPrisonShow you should upload everyother hour like watchmojo
Joe the lighting and editing has gotten so damn good
Here is a question for Cody... How did he get interested in tech?
Cody where did you meet Joe and have you ever serve time
AfterPrisonShow almost there Joe 500k!!!!!
"When I was in the free world, I had four Harleys, a Mercedes, a BMW, and two Ferraris. I never had less than five thousand dollars in my wallet at any time . I had two women for every day of the week. Roadie, can I get a shot of coffee off you?"
that’s nice
Hahaha yeah right,is crazy how people can come up wit to much lies like they live a shame of them self for some reason
Ha, funny, funniest, fugazi 🤪
You can have a shot of a plastic knife
Great good for you.👍
Dude this guy was talking to me through the vent every single night reading these poems he said he wrote and I believed him and thought they were amazing..one day I got to the book cart and happen to pick a poetry book and i thought it was weird how they sounded familiar...the guy was copying them down and mailing it to his family and telling me he wrote all of them. LIES. I felt so embarrassed and learned a lesson not to trust people while in jail because anyone could be lying through their teeth. Great video joe just wanted to share that.
Larry Goodspeed thats some funny shit
do it from the heart Fr
I painted the Mona Lisa.
Yeap that's true but for every little single insnificant thing they are going to lie and they bolives they own lies that's fuck up,and then they swear that you are boliving then and you like yeah right Lol
Joe guy is so good telling stories he doesn't even need music in his videos. He's truly gifted.
@Thinker101 yes Joe is truly gifted.
Joes skits are hillarious and he needs an acting gig 👌😂
He needs to get on TikTok lol
@@autisticcat2288 your name is very accurate
This is one of the biggest lies people tell on the street
I agree 🤣🤣
Hell yeah I live for that shit!"
My most memorable lie from an inmate comes from Jail. I was in there with a 17 year old kid who was awaiting sentencing for armed robbery. Despite being 17, the kid was adamant that he graduated high school early, 4.0, and already finished medical school to be a open heart surgeon.
This is especially memorable because I am actually a med school drop out. So, when he told me this lie, I hella questioned him about it until he go mad and threatened to jump me over calling him on his bullshit. Of course, it goes without saying, the kid never did shit. But he did continue to tell this lie throughout the time he was awaiting his trial. Wonder how that kid is doing in prison.
I was in jail here in ny and met atleast a dozen pro or golden glove boxers ... it was amazing all the talent in just one little pod lol oh and a few rappers that had deals
😂💀
Lol everyone says their golden gloves...back in the day at school that was their favorite shit to say. It was hilarious 😆
Sounds like prison is alot like a sketchier version of high school lmao
It pretty much is lol @@Secter84
I'm armed private security and I freaking love this show. Joe's funny as it gets. Keep doing good brother. You got a lot of support out here.
In mexico, some prisoners lie about their crimes when inside the prison. This gives them status and also some kind of protection from other inmates. They will basically say that they have killed many or belong to some cartel.
Detective John Kimble I mean that they lie to the guards.
Can't the guards find that out? Like in a file about the inmate?
Arturo Benitez ,if you ever get sent to prison do not try that, your paperwork goes to prison before you do. You'll get your ass killed especially in Mexico
Dry your eyes m8. You survived,
That shit will get you killed. Cartel sicarios are in prison and they will kill a contra and if you claim a cartel you don't belong to, they will kill you just for claiming something you don't belong to.
Look up la familia michoacana who chopped off heads of kidnappers claiming they belonged to that cartel
I'm so glad I found this channel...these vids are some of my most rewatchable🤣..they never get stale to me..I could binge the whole "PRISON STORIES "playlist over & over & still crack up laughing🤣🤣🤣😭😭 ...
EVERY TIME!
"Smoke that crack, Cheese Burger" 😂😂😂
"Things prisoners lie about in prison"
"Everything"
Thanks for this story. I have not been online for awhile. Been very depressed due to me having to. Have my cat Sheba put to sleep due to leukemia. She was in the final stages.
Your stories always helps and your awesome. Keep up the good work. Thank you.
It’s the quiet guys I watch out for not the cat that cries how crazy he is. Everybody knows the quiet cats are crazy.
They can be
Just found this channel and am obsessed. What a great turn around and I love the humor!
I remember when I was locked up, some guy said he was a male model for Playgirl. I then told him about the year I spent in the Amazon fighting polar bears in the Amazon with a Roman gladius. He didn't get there joke.
😂😂
If this really happened this is legendary
What does that even mean
I look forward to your content everyday. Thanks Joe
Always a dope kingpin, never a dopehead
It's insane how much your channel has grown! I'm so happy for u!💖💖
The "innocent" prisoners probably lie because they are in denial or they think it will make other prisoners leave them alone.
Or they are .PDF files.
If I ever end up doing time....these videos will definitley help out.
I've really enjoyed the last few videos! I've been here since the push to 100K before New Years. To be honest, for a while now I've just not had the same enthusiasm when it comes to watching these videos. I'm excited again for the future of APS! Much love from Ontario Canada ❤🇨🇦
Joe is a comedian. Should go to saturday night live. I enjoy your videos. You the man Joe.
I love and appreciate the energy you have been putting into these videos recently! I'm really, really enjoying them!
Joe after 6 years still love the show. Probably watched all of the vids atleast twice.
You guys should create an APS Olympics! Have different events like tattooing, fighting, snitching... lol.
Show me your black box
This channel has grown up a lot (I started following you at 12.000 subs) , and I love how the content hasn't got any bad, even better. A lot of youtubers can't do that, love ya
"I'm innocent". Everyone slings that one.
and some of them mean it. you won't believe
how many people are wrongfully convicted.
Many of them guilty as fuck tho
I've been sent to prison for something I hadn't done but I've got away with quite a lot so it evens out in the end 😜@@jonathonelvington9198
There's a lot of intersectionality with being a former inmate and being a former lower enlisted soldier. Everyone I was in the Army with was a genius millionaire karate instructor astronaut with a rich aunt. Perhaps there should be an 'After Army' show!
Prisoners dont lie. They are the finest upstanding people, just misunderstood.
This is my favorite channel right now, keep up the good work Joe!
Damn right I should do something on Aussie prisons
Dude i look forward to your vids every day
Joe thank you for doing videos regularly, I really look forward to watching your videos!
im playing on my xbox I see the notifications for this video and I pause what im doing and I then watch the video your videos are cool and funny
its crazy to see how far you've come and how these videos have changed over the past 6 months i've been watching....You've grown into this shit so well and its become a pretty polished show. good for you man, keep hustling. you're doin great
DO A SEGMENT CALLED HOW WOULD THEY DO IN PRISON WHERE YOU SPEAK ABOUT HOW OTHER UA-camRS WOULD BE TREATED IN PRISON
all of them would have titties sharpied on their backs
Cuz that makes zero sense at all you don't know how somebody else is going to do in prison you only know how you are going to do and a lot of times you don't even know that that's a really stupid fucking idea
YES
cuz joe is the definite reader of someones ability to survive prison.
That’s the gayest thing I have ever heard in my entire fucking life
Man you could make it as an actor, that Mexican gangster impression was perfect :D
It reminds me one sketch from Key and Peele.
“I don’t know how many touch em two times tommy touched you”
arethouready not 1 not 3 but 2 times..
Lmfao 😂😂😂
Come-on baby sit on my lap
Not one! Not three! But two times!
love the video joe keep them coming bro. 🍺🍺🍺
Joe looks like Double D from ed edd and eddy
Wag Wan dude yes
Lmfaooo
Wag Wan not in my opinion, he’s tall, doesn’t wear beanies much and his head isn’t shaped like a dorito. Wtf lol
man you have a gift! you're absolutely hilarious. The tattoo guy and the dude that hit you up at 711 had me dying. keep up the good work
Honestly love ur awkward honesty lol
Dammmmnnn booooyyyyyy! Videos for days! Been catching up on all your vids & just when I think I’m caught up I find more! I’m addicted!
I went to turn it down, and a few seconds later im like..why is it still loud?
Man you are funny as hell. Great show bro
hahaha "more women than you see on the Spanish channel" fantastic
Your killing me Joe. Im rolling on the floor over here.
Yes to the skits!!!
Man my MOMMA put money on my books for ME! Bahahaha
Love the show bro keep it up! Also glad to see that your getting paid again off the shows!
LOL I totally forgot about the cheeseburger dance that s*** cracked me up so hard love those stories keep up the good work Joe
8:00 "I can fight really well" haha that voice 😂😂😂
ALMOST 500K JOE!
Matthew Perttula Joe's been on almost 500k for half a year now 😅😢
UA-cam keeps unsubbing ppl from him so his channel doesn't really grow
He’s out 750k now!
Joe u the man. 😎Watching every video ASP upload. Keep going and know there are fans across the globe supporting...✌️from Denmark(Europe)
2:53 look at his tattoo on his shoulder. Little green screen magic going on there.
Hey Joe, you are too funny dude. Just a few seconds into the video and I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard. Keep up the awesome ass videos dude, you rock and after a bad day, watching one of your videos is just what I need to make me laugh and just put me in an all around better mood. I love your videos and I can't get enough. I can't tell you how many times I've binge watched your videos over and over again I think I've seen them all a minimum of 7 or 8 times. You are just too funny and I'm so glad that you do what you do cuz not only do you make people laugh but you also give us the motivation to do the things we find a little to hard to do. Also, Joe just like you help us, we have your back and will help you out too. And by the way, let us know how Dave is doing cuz he is greatly missed too and I'm sure I speak for many of your fans when I say I can't wait for the day he gets out and you and him can start doing videos together again. Awesome work Joe tell Dave we miss him and haven't forgotten about him. Just keep it up Joe cuz you rock!!!!!
I lie about my pullout game !
Vices R Us My pull out game is on fleek. Just ask my kids. 😅😅😅
Imagine bragging about your pullout game as a grown man behind bars and like 11 of your kids are in the same prison like "Trust me, this man's lying"
@deathrow lmfao !
Because you ain't getting any!
Vices R Us i feel ya bro my pull out game weak af
Joe, you remind me so much of my little brother. You look like him and your sense of humor is very similar to his, especially your "homie" voice imitations. We lost him almost 8 years ago. I miss him now, more than ever. Rock on! 😎😎
Love your vids
Oh man I love this guy! Always a good time to watch!
What about them SHABANG chips?? Joe you hip to them?
Winn-Dixie has them not by that name though 😂
Yo! Joe omg this skit was stupid funny...Dammit! I related to all that..I seen all that when I was in prison...Bro lol keep up the good work...Respect
The tattoo skit had me Rollin! Lol 💯
Always enjoy watching your shows. Entertaining and enlightening. As a retired cop I appreciagten the "in prison" perspective. I was locked up one time in my life for 45 days... military stockade. Locked up for fighting and... well, fighting. We'll leave it at that. I believe folks make mistakes and unfortunately get caught and get the wrath of the legal system and I also believe there's some mighty wicked folks out there who think the only mistake they made was the one that got them caught. The latter deserve to be behind bars but quite often they aren't... yet. Either way, many of those who I've helped along in finding their way in this confusing society of ours ended up behind bars. Many for life or worse and most for a stint of time and an early out. Over the 40 plus years of law enforcement my path has crossed paths with several of theirs... quite often. There's those who learned the lesson of law and there's those who just can't quite get a grasp on things after their first trip 'in" and many who never will. Your portrayals seem to be spot on. But then again, you'd know better than I... My time was cush compared to a long lockup. Either way, good stuff here. It's entertaining yet, disturbing... Keep it up.
Been watching you, your general content is increasing and it's fantastic 👍🏼
You were actually mad funny on this one . Can't front laughed hard.
Hey Joe, I hope you read this comment. I just want to give you a tip, when naming your videos you might want to be creative with the way you spell things to avoid getting censored or having your content blocked and get less views.
For example instead of "Prison" write "Pr1son" - it wont be a keyword for a search, but it could help keep your content from being blocked.
Take the successful youtuber Tommy Sotomayor for example. Most of his videos are about topics often seen as controversial, so the majority of his videos are posted using creative spelling on all possibly offensive words. It hasn't done him any harm not having those keywords in the title.
Lauren Thompson He used to do this.
Please someone make a compilation of Joe saying "while locked up" and "DIIIIIIIVVVVE.... right in!!"
Since I was 11 I have never snitched on anyone. I will never snitch.
Derek Spiller I don’t know anyone who breaks the law
Great show keep up the good work!!
Joe: and now my stomach is sticky.
me: that's what she said.
I love the 7-Eleven segment. King Kilo 😂
even when he's black and white his tattoo got caught in the green screen affect
Just got home today after 3 years in snake river pen. this is true even in oregon joe!
"Let me hold that 20 dollas" -KK ( KING KILO). 2017
Damn Joe and Cody always pumping out fuckin awesome content! Keep up the awesome comtent
Proud of you, man.
Geez, he must have drank like 5 cups of espresso for this one. Calm tf down Joe 😂
Yo Joe love the show been rocking with you for since early January this year. You always know you gotta view and a like from me .. keep it up an congrats on being unsupervised lol
20:15 when u know Joe has actually smoked sum hard a time or 2
Hi Joe. Question for Cody...does he have any tattoos and would he let you tattoo him...
I think he did in one of the old videos
Nope, no tattooing on this channel.
TheMoonlightBandit he def tattooed Cody back in the older vid
An upload from APS minutes after a soul-rending exam? Hell yeah! My day is saved!
has Cody been in any trouble? if so what and why? and what was the result? love the vids btw
Nah, Cody stays out of trouble. He meet Joe after prison
Cody is hard as fuck, he has multiple gun charges as well as a kingpin narcotics charge
@@HelloImNoob2323 ok
Intro had me dead💀😂
When you find out another inmate lies to you about something, do you confront them about it or do you let it go?
Dude gets first is on him white on rice
Id imagine it depends on the lie. And if it effects you
Man that killer riff at the beginning!!! Great video as always my man
Ol Joe left the CAPS LOCK ON FOR THIS VIDEO lol my man is straight up AMPED in this video. Aye joe can you do a video about surprising accomplishments prisoners you know of/heard of such as writing, publishing, music, art projects on the inside, how many guys are really writing that novel they've always been kicking around in their head. Your most interesting videos to me besides the personal ones about addiction and struggles are the ones where guys use everything they have to create things like tattoo machines, creative things made from basic shit
Always great Joe #FREEDAVE #APSLIFER #APSARMY
You Joe, are hilarious. And informative too.
Can I see your mugshots, Joe?
Le Fez, iDk CaN yOu?
i have been subbed sinse 1,000 subs and your still making great vids keep it up.
Whats going on with dave
TJYoshie he died
Rip
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ricky perez rip
ricky perez What the hell are you talking about? Dave is locked up. He did a video not too long ago in which he talked to him on the phone. Also, haven't you seen all those "#freedave" comments?
I don't know if this is your idea of a joke, but death, to me, isn't a laughing matter.
I died when Joe did that crackhead dance lmao
can you do a 10 type of prisoners video pls !!
He did
That would be halairous!!
already done
Jewel Haines seems you have a tenuous grasp on basic spelling maam, its HILARIOUS, it shocked me to see that level of illiteracy
Joseph Woodall he got 2 letters off chill the fuck out
Joe are you and your girl still together? Hoping the best for y’all
They are not
He’s a quick shooter if you know what I mean
Jacob how do you know
jayme packwood how do you know that Joe has premature ejaculation problems have you been packed by him
Hey Joe: Why don't you and your crew write a prison food cookbook and sell it? I'd buy it.
Who tf wants that in the free world 🤣
Dude I was makin bank out there.!!!!🤪 no not really 😓
Them knockout scenes are hilarious.
you know how you can tell a prisoners lying? Their mouths moving.
Bobby Smith Pretty damn much
The only UA-camr I won't skip ads for
I get the channel is “after prison show” but doesn’t your life revolving around prison even when you’re out of prison get old?
And it’s a serious question Incase I came off wrong. Not hating.
Kevin Epstein making a living. Im glad for joe that he monetized his situation. Get yours Joe.
Maybe but U can still help people stay out of prison so they don’t go the same or a worse path
This show helps me remember my bid & to keep my shit straight so I don’t go back ... 💯%