High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs
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A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one. (Aired 10/25/11)
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When Jim goes to McDonald’s, he orders a burger, cooks the burger, and does a health inspection.
At least he gets a discount
He also engineers the fryer.
He also raised, slaughtered, processed, and drove the beef to the location.
He was also the one who built the truck he drove at to the mcdonalds, and was a rubber tree farmer to collect the rubber for the truck.
He also yells at himself because he didn't like the service
*Jim takes a day off
US economy: Dies
he doesnt take days off so dont worry
I cant like, your at 666 likes
@@JP-gt7xn you relate 666 likes to 69
He never takes a day off. *He takes days on*
no, don't worry, we still have johnny sins
Worked at a KFC, Jim came around, great guy. He ordered his food, cooked it, ate it, reviewed it, did a health inspection, brought us to court for unsafe practices, persecuted us, defended us, found us guilty, sent us to jail, guarded us in our cells, broke us out, and he’s still hunting us down to this day. Love that guy.
He also conducted the investigation of the health inspection offices over conflicts of interest due to inspectors also working at the restaurants.
He persecuted you, eh?
I worked at that KFC, Jim was one of the best coworkers there.
lmao
Oh ya I saw that hearing he was the judge too right?
The reason the economy went to shit during Covid is cuz this guy caught it
He developed the vaccine though?
Testing was a bottleneck. Each time a test person showed up, the doctor giving the injection would call in sick the next day. @@Simeeow
@@Simeeowdidn’t do it fast enough… we’ll miss you Jim
@@venustrap3030Jim arranged his own funeral and dug his own grave too, tragic that he had to die so young....
@@exotic1405 he even gave a speech about himself at the funeral, what a lad… we’ll miss him
How 8 year old me thinks when I see an actor in more than one movie
Fuckin same
AppleToaster ok
@@a.l6054 no
I wasn't that dumb at 8 bruh
He just has a job as all the actors
This is literally what every Asian parents expect you to be like when you turn 18
Lol like fr
And every German father
Kendra Werner really? Never heard of that. And I have plenty of German friends
*"literally"*
And every Kenyan parent 😭
The Ministry of Magic has been trying to apprehend him for illegal use of a time turner. Little do they know that he is also the minister.
Little do they know, he doesn't use a time turner, he just has very good time management
@@vornamenachname989 He learned the trick of dividing by 0
@@vornamenachname989 His daily planner causes madness and enlightenment in anyone who reads it
Great stuff 😂
1984 vibes lol
I'm still confused why he would put himself in trouble when he misses a payment. The mortgages are all issued by his bank. He treats himself like he does any other person, that's the best thing about Jim.
A bank overlooking a default as a "special favor" would shake the very integrity of the banking system. As you say, Jim doesn't hand out special favors, even to himself.
I had a lawsuit against Jim for embezzling money from my company. I hired Jim as my court attorney. We thought the judge was late to the trial, but Jim got up, walked over to the judge’s chair, and declared himself not guilty...
Dammit Jim, I should’ve seen this coming.
Cameron Anderson Yeah, he’s gotten way to big for his boots, despite having made them himself in one of his factories in Indonesia.
LMFAOOOOOOOMG THIS IS HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣😅
That's clearly misconduct, magistrate Jim should investigate this judge.
Damn u JIMMMM!!!
@FuckYouAllToPieces holy fuck that escalated quickly
I hear the 2009 recession was caused when Jim got a cold for 3 days
Yep of course it was only escalated by the fact that he then missed 170,000 of his 270,000 morgatge payments that month.
Yup sorry bout that
*2007
same, my parents were so angry
Read Ephesians 4:29 plz and for anybody who does this: Don’t worship politicians, worship God
Jim: I'm the most employed person in the world!
Larry: hold my beer
which Larry
@@Donald_Trump_2024 from TAWOGB
@@chicken1011 from what?
@@Donald_Trump_2024 the amazing world of gumball
@@chicken1011 oh yeah
I bursted out laughing at the end when they showed Jim as the cameraman. It was so unexpected but it shouldn't have been.
Jim sold me some condoms, a week later at a doctors appointment he told me that I have syphilis...thanks Jim!
Was Jim your hooker too?
Thomas Stevens and the hookers pimp
The syphilis was inside the condoms
let me guess: The doctor was Jim, too.
When I bought condoms from Jim I got my gf pregnant with 2 more Jims
Imagine you get frustrated because you don't have a job, and decide to call a hit man on this dude, only to realise he himself is the hit man..
I'm now imagining jim sneaking into a room with a silenced pistol. He walks up to the bed and rips away the covers firing a few shots into the bed before looking on in confusion.
"The bed is empty?" Only for jim to sneak up on jim from behind disarming jim and putting him in a hold.
"You shouldn't mess with me i was an entire spec ops team back in the day! I was also logistics, my own handler, the terrorist cell I was investigating...." now while jim was distracted jim's partners shot jim in the back.
"You should have realised jim, for a man like you of course i would bring backup. Good work jim."
"Thanks jim now let's clean up the body"
Jim would later call the owner of the store that he worked at as a cashier (while wearing a police uniform) and let himself know that he found himself dead.
I'm very tired, Jim.
Legit Key and Peele level of genius from both these comments
@@austinorlando4326 LOL OMRGA LUL YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKING HARD GOD MY STOMACH HURTS I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT ALL THESE COMMENTS LIKE THE ONE ABOUT FORESKIN SO STUPID BUT VERY FUNNY ! WOULD 10/10 NOT TRY AGAIN BECAUSE MY STOMACH HURTS RIGHT THANKS!!
@@IsraelCountryCube then you should seek medical attention from your doctor Jim
Putin arrests Putin for being behind plot to kill Putin
“His 42,000 bosses have nothing but positive things to say about him”
Did… did you interview all of them?
Jim did.
Yes, his bosses names were Jim.
Jim is the example what the US expects people with student loans to do.
Jim ran me over with a taxi. I called the police for help and Jim put on his police uniform and brought me to the hospital. Jim was also the receptionist and my nurse and doctor. Jim was my lawyer when I sued Jim and he was the judge and the jury. He found himself guilty and he was the employee and ceo at the bank that gave me his money. I used that money to party and ordered pizza and jim was the pizza delivery guy. Jim's a pretty nice guy even though he ran me over with his car.
😂
You can say jim is literally in every corner of your life
A Jim’s Reality
Jim chain
He was just doing his job! 👍
Jim fired me from my job as a dishwasher at a Mexican restaurant and hired me as a VP of Finance at US Bank on the same day. Later that night, Jim was both the guy selling me weed and the cop that let me off with a warning after he saw me buy weed.
Bruh
Creativity of these comments 😂😂😂😂
These are priceless
As long as Jim wasn’t also your hooker and pimp when you tried to run on the bill because the pimp was off duty and out of uniform.
Wat?!😁😁😁
Imagine going into a trial and he's the lawyer, the prosecutor and the judge all at the same time
Jim is a great employee, I've employed him as my editor for 2 years, and he never makes a mistake, thank god thousands of employers also enjoy having Jim around
will he ever retire though
@@CewyahAlt unlikely.
Everyone gangsta till the narrator takes off her mask to reveal she was Jim all along
This deserves at least more than 1k likes
Do you mean anchor?
😂😂😂
No it was agatha
Lol 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Jim is running for mayor of my city. He's also running against himself and putting out political ads on his TV station against himself. He's currently suing himself for defamation of character.
Lmao this comment is so underrated
He has a lot experience in politics.
There was a situation in Poland that some politicians of opposition cited 'one of top US generals' - Kcuf Drahrepus. It was clearly fake account with mr Sins photos though nobody tried to check if cited words are true. Trolls had published many photos of him with political postulates. Both pro- and anti- government politicians related to 'his' opinions. After couple of days they realized that young people from entire country were rofling and they removed almost all content with American hero of Polish politics :(
Salute to general Drahrepus!
And he is being his own attorney
Luckily he is not doing that job:
ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html
STONKS
Jim calling in sick would put the economy into a tailspin. America's number one goal is keeping Jim healthy
Johnny Sins: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!
Johnny Sins: *"Finally, a worthy opponent!"*
He even does his work!
When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought it was Johnny sins lol
5th post! I'm surprised. I thought it would be in the top 3.
@Chris Magno Or barbie
Hahahahhahahaha underrated!
Jim: *Gets put on Sick Leave for one day*
USD exchange rate: -48%
Lol😂
You forgot the two extra zeros behind
Lmao 🤣
God help us if he COVID. It’s over if that happens
@sad cat and he's the vaccine for covid
When he was a kid he went to school, taught himself the information, graded his own papers, drove the bus there and back, and cleaned the school.
Johnny Sin:
*FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT*
When I killed someone, Jim was literally the judge, jury and executioner
Edit: it's been a year and this story is now over 40 layers of Jim deep
Mr Original and also the victim.
Seems Jim screwed up one of those jobs, thats ok though, he was also the world class surgeon who reattached your head. And the lawyer who sued the world class surgeon for malpractice when the head wound up attached to your anus.
Good job, Jim.
r u ded
Jim is Judge Dredd?
Mr Original You need 12 people for a jury in the US.
unemployment is a full time job
Full time job of *looking* for jobs. Lol
@@SurvivingAnotherDay Here here! Vacation time is decent though!
A job Jim will never work
Bellock_Grithlus “When you’re unemployed, there’s no vacation.”
-Flight of The Concords
I was the 665 like.
If Jim calls in sick the whole country shuts down
I guess he is the only man to get instantly hired without an interview and handing out his resume because everybody employer already recognizes him.
Jim is single handedly holding the U.S economy on his shoulders
His back must hurt from single handedly holding the economy on his shoulders.
Is this for real?
@@nikolatrbojevic253 yes
@@HandledToaster2 should I tell them?
@@enyabthegreat9993 sssshh
The only way this could have been better would be to cut to another report with Jim reading it
True, icing on the cake
or for jim to be all of the bosses being interviewed
Headcannon
Read Ephesians 4:29 plz and for anybody who does this: Don’t worship politicians, worship God
@@jaidenarias5912 Whaaaaaaaaat?
Jim is like that one guy from amazing world of gumball who has all the jobs.
Larry Needlemeyer: Finally, an opponent.
Wow, good on him. I can't even imagine having more than 40,000 jobs.
Enclave Same. I already have my hands full with 30,000, but my friends tell me it's cause I'm lazy.
Please you call that lazy I get stressed out after 20000 jobs 1 more and I lose it. I had 20001 and I had to go to therapy for over 5 years
@@EndMeNowPls 5 years? That's long, man. I went in for three and a half a few centuries back. It really helped me but my brothers still tease me. :/ After that I've only ever needed 20 second sessions.
essennagerry I guess imma punk if it takes me that long to recover. Sometimes I went to avoid my 1 minute shift because it was so long
@@EndMeNowPls Or maybe you got punkd.
I once protested Jim when he was CEO of my company and then found him join the crowd as our union leader the next day.
Good work Jim
I guess he was also the lawyer and judge and found himself not guilty of running a yellow union
Assuming the man doesn't sleep, he works on average 14.4 seconds per job per week. Jim probably invented cloning though so it's all good
Jim’s grindset is insane
This guy has better time management than Santa Claus.
@Shellstorm 1 pffff
My man most likely is Santa Claus
Yeah, Santa just cram all the gifts into his sleigh in the night of Christmass Eve and works only while in pressure from deadline. Jim would do much better job by making propper schedule and delivering presents through the whole year.
@@kristyandesouza5980, santa does this once a year while that guy does that every day
little did u know, Jim *is* Santa...
“In other news, President Jim has recently appointed Jim to the Supreme Court, causing senator Jim to speak out against this appointment, we go live to D.C. with award winning reporter Jim.”
Lol
This has the same energy as the Putin skit they did.
@@jaegercat6702 that was the first thing that popped in my minds after reading this 😂
@@jaegercat6702 ua-cam.com/video/vm1U5E44W90/v-deo.html
The skit
@@jaegercat6702 guns don't talk... but you my friend... your shots speak a thousand words
So the real life version of Larry from The Amazing World of Gumball
I’ve done the math
With how much he works he probably gets 3.2 million to 5 million a week which pays off 6-8 mortgages a week which means he needs to work for at least 45,000 weeks to pay for his mortgages
Jim needs to take over everyone’s jobs
When I broke my leg, Jim was the police officer who stopped to bring me to the hospital. He was my doctor and even did my xrays. Great guy! Also, he was my taxi driver home. He's also my boss so I know I'm covered.
Hes stalking you
Suel Viana he’s stalking us all...
And when you got that promotion and came home from work, your wife Jim cooked up a feast for you to celebrate! Jimmy boy is also very proud of you
Hi Jim
Was jim also the pizza delivery guy that crashed into and broke your leg?
It’s not the illegal immigrants!!! It’s Jim!!
We need to build a wall and make Jim pay for it
i mean with 40.000 different jobs a huge wall is pocket change
D1ALGA actually lets say all his jobs are average paying jobs (even if he has a few high paying jobs the lower end jobs Should balance it out.) so let’s say he makes 50k per 42k jobs. He would only make around two billion which is not even close to how much it would need to make that huge wall. It would cost upward of 16 billion plus yearly maintenance. Even if he made double the amount per job, or even triple he wouldn’t have enough.
@@TheGreenTaco999 He'll build it himself.
Sea Lake Bold of you to assume that Jim isn’t illegal
Thats not jim thats johnny sins
Jim must have retired recently causing the massive labor shortages being reported.
I hear that UA-cam's algorithm used to be better when Jim was head over the department. We miss you Jim.
Canada Dry
Yeah, after they transferred him to do demonetizations UA-cam went way downhill. But that just goes to show how wonderful of a job he does.
He also is the judge on my case, a designer of one of my favourite games as well as my marriage coordinator
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Is this guy Johnny Sins' estranged brother? He does everything.
That was my first thought from the thumbnail. The memes wrote themselves.. Except it's really Jim.
Nonetheless they hold the entire US economy, what a hardworking duo
Nah mate, Johnny Sins does _everyone_
whos johnny sins?
@@Hannibalkakihara Johny sins is one of the most talented humans this earth has ever seen. From being a pizza delivery man, to a firefighter, to a doctor, engineer and astronaut, army man, he's scaled heights to where no human has ever dared to. His name is Johny sins
This is what being Johnny sins feels like
There’s a dude who I talked to a few months back and he said how he was working 4 jobs and how stressful it was. I then told him about Jim and he nearly had a heart attack. Jim and I took him to the hospital and his Doctor was Jim. Jim treated him for minor injuries so he should be ok.
I went for a job interview and the interviewer was named Mr. Jim. I asked him if he was okay with me working a job on the side, and he replied that he worked 41,999 other jobs, so it was fine. When I asked him what kind of jobs, he replied with "yours." I looked down. My hands had changed from black to Caucasian. I was hired as Jim #42,001.
How can you be Jim, when I am Jim as well?
This comment deserves more likes fr absolute masterpiece of a comment
Needs more likes
@Oh my yeah it is isn't it *loads gun*
this would be a fun book
I like how all of the photo’s are credited to Jim himself
Courtesy Jim Richmond
Where?
@@kristyandesouza5980 69th like also I never saw that
@@dbonechis Nice, also, just look at the top left corner of the images of him
@@saccharinesaccharine9175 giving kids a tablet with UA-cam open be like:
Omg. THIS is the explanation for why I keep running into Jim everywhere. He's been my electrician, my babysitter, and my fake dad.
Wonder if he ever worked with johnny sins
Johnny Sins: A worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
this is the comment I was scrolling for
Nah johhny sins has like 40 jobs and dis guy has like 69 times more
ARB6769 coomer
665th like
Sins is Jim
Yesterday I got pulled over by Jim as I was going over to a prostitutes hotel. Luckily, Jim was my prostitute so I didnt have to go out to pay for the ticket
how homosexuell of you *insert picture of a fat cat*
@@1yasin6 Bold of you to assume he wasn't also employed to be a female
@Unknown User Key word is "rarely"
Johnny Sins literally took 42,000 jobs to fully understand the roles he would later act in. Building his skills as an adult films actor by learning to operate the cameras himself and of course be in adult films while he was still Jim. Amazing.
Johnny Sins. The man, the myth, the legend. Plumber, teacher, pilot, guard, you name it.
This is fake Jim is obviously a paid actor
He is also director, producer and cameraman
And the stage
True
AHHHH THIS COMMENT
Underrated comment. I would have left out the second line, though. If you'd left it at the first line, you'd have got a lot of r/whoooosh
Dan Williams up
Plot twist: Jim was also the camera man filming himself here.
@Deep Inside lmfao wtf
Deep Inside wtf
@@HexenMeister06 she prob meant when he was doing live interviews
.
Plot twist: Jim made this comment
These videos are gold!
You know it's all joke and games until you wake up to see *jim as your new dad*
_[visible fear]_
me: bruh you not my dad
jim: you're right, killer jim daisan no bakudan bites the jim
Jim Yoshikage
@@ok-tr1nw i can't escape the jojokes
What are you saying , i thought he is everyones dad. Been my dad for years
I died when they said he has 270,000 mortgages to pay with no explanation
He has 270,000 families
The Great Recession and the mortgage crisis were also caused by Jim
Jim is also responsible for the housing crisis
He pays to himself
@@alfonso3884 So Cody is trying to catch up to him?
0:56 This is just Johnny Sins
when jim calls in sick US economy plumbers down
For those of you wondering how much Jim makes:
Let's assume all of his jobs are in Illinois. At the time this video was posted, Illinois had 1,107,680 unemployed people, so it's plausible. The average job in Illinois pays around $37,725 per year. With 42,000 jobs and counting, Jim probably makes at least $1,584,450,000 a year. That's $132,037,500 a month.
"But what about his mortgages?", you ask. Again, assuming he has 1 mortgage per house and he only has houses in Illinois (Fun Fact: he would then own around 5.88% of the houses in Illinois), then he's paying the average monthly $974 * 270,000 homes. That ends up being $262,980,000 per month. That's more than the $201,852 a month he would spend if he bought the most expensive home in Illinois at $58.75 million dollars.
People typically say you should spend around 28% of your monthly income on living expenses. JIM IS 711.32% OVER BUDGET. Jim may have a good work ethic, but he is terrible with his money. The only thing Jim isn't is an accountant.
If he had only one house, that he bought outright at a median $210,300, and he saved 20% of his earnings (which would have collected between 2009, when they say he started working, and 2020), he would have around $3,485,790,000 in the bank right now.
If we assume his mortgages ALSO started in 2009, then he is $17,284,410,000 in debt today. That would make him the poorest man alive.
However, none of this accounts for the fact that Jim takes 100 new jobs a day, because I've done enough math today.
Jim should be able to save considerably more than 20% of his earnings. He's not eating 42K breakfasts, lunches, and dinners, dating 42K women, driving 42K cars, etc.
@@sdaiwepm how can you be sure he doesn't?
Les IsMore if we look at how irresponsibility he buys houses, then it is entirely possible that he spends 42k on breakfast.
@@ew4316 makes sense. He needs a lot of calories after all.
Ronin3453 very true, lol. He’s probably a competitive eater.
This guy is half the staff at my school.
He’s also several of my classmates, somehow.
That dude in the amazing world of gumball who works everywhere : god damn it, he's ratting me out!
What a great The Onion video!
Imagine how long it takes Jim to call in sick when he's not feeling well....
@@saccharinesaccharine9175 tf
Don’t worry, he just has everyone on speed dial.
by the time he's done he would probably be no longer sick
He could just put it on the news
@@Lkat. Anchor: Breaking News: Over employed worker 'Jim Richmond' has taken a sick leave, let's take it over to our financial advisor Jones Jamesworth for the predictions.
Jones: WE'RE ALL GONNA BE HOMELESS!
Anchor: Thank you Jones.
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Little Jim: *yes*
Lol
Seeing all of the creativity and hilarious comments in this comment section and then seeing this low effort stolen meme was jarring
@@derangedcrouton1864 well this low effort meme made me laugh more than some of the "high quality" paragraphs
All i can be said jim
How are people still using this you might as well say
Nobody:
Jim: I have lots of jobs
Point is it's dumb as fuck
Crush crush character be like
Chief that’s just Johnny Sins from wish
Jim changed his name to Johnny Sins after this report to undercover himself.
When I saw the title, I thought it was Johnny Lmao
I mean it mentioned adult film star
He looks like him too lol
0:56
Was looking for this.
Holy crap its my Astronomy teacher. I suspected he had another job when he came to class with scrubs and a surgical mask on.
Jim also working at onion was the best part for me
Homie lunch box contains sandwiches and a 3 job on his break time
I’m proud that Jim is getting 100 new jobs a day. In fact, I recently hired him to write all my comments from now on.
Yes, that is true.
-Jim
Same here
-Jim
Kim is writing mine.
-Kim
Want a salary raises
-Jim
I quit
-Jim
What he didn't tell you about the trip to South Korea was that he is also the South Korean ambassador.
I hope he's our ambassador
He, himself is the makeup team
This is a shit post that would be worth a damn if it was north korea
He flies himself to SK cuz he’s also the pilot.
@@saccharinesaccharine9175 stroke
So have you had any work experience?
Oh... Sorry, we're looking for someone else who's got a bit more experience then 42,000 previous jobs.
always hustlin. Respect.
“He drives a school bus.” Shows him flying a plane lol
Its a field trip to the twin towers its an old photo
The plane identifies itself as a school bus. Who are you to tell it what it is and what it is not?
Dude, this guy doesn't have time for a bus, he's an innovator
Pilot here. Checks out actually.
@@RobMedellin Twitter:*TRIGGERED*
Oh, Mr. Richmond? He teaches my two daughters. We lost power the other day and he came and fixed the wiring for us, fastest I've ever seen it done. Oh, and he sang at my mothers wedding!
I love how the videos were courtesy of Jim too
Jim vs. Larry: The Battle for Work
I really like how objective The Onion is. They don't jump to conclusions saying that high unemployment was caused by Jim, they just factually state that there might be a connection.
Thank God for The Onion!
That's a way of saying it's his fault
Ah aren't we glad for the reliability and good reporting!
This comment is accurate. Correlation does not always equate causatiob
Onion the sole voice of reason.
@Internet Stories My uncle died of Causatiob. Sad stuff
“Sorry, we’re looking for someone with experience for this position”
So this is where all the ludicrous job requirements came from...Jim probably had 4 years experience in executive positions by the time he graduated and knows all programming languages
@@tubester358 he has 10 years of experience in a language established 2 years ago.
I’ve gone to job interviews for the ENTRY LEVEL job to only be told they are looking for 5+ years experience. So the entry level job with entry level work and entry level pay is going to be done by a journeyman level guy?!?! You can’t say we want a higher skilled guy for a lower skill required and paying job. But I guess the economy lets this happen
I live in Illinois as well, and most people I know are also living like this. My friends and I all have around 1,500 jobs on top of advanced high school classes. It's been hard living in Illinois since you need so many jobs in order to even buy toilet paper.
There's no way The Onion predicted Johnny Sins
Man, he was great in that movie based on his own life.
Riot Breaker that’s every movie
Written, directed, and produced...by Jim.
I preferred the book honestly.
He was exceptional in every role
Jim of All Trades
Written by Jim Richmond
Adapted from a stage play by Jim Richmond
Produced by Jim Richmond
A Jim Richmond Company Production
I remember one time Jim cornered me in an alley trying to steal my wallet to make a quick buck, but I got lucky and Jim happened to be out patrolling that night! Before Jim could stop Jim though Jim got me good in my side with his knife before Jim could take him down! I guess I got double lucky because Jim was getting off his shift as an EMT and was driving home when Jim rang him up to come and help!
damn dude, you must've missed him being your doctor as well due to the blood loss.
@@Monkofpo Jim called up his wife Jim as well to come to the hospital, where Jim thanked Jim profusely for saving this guy's life.
jimception
jim
Finally, I found Johnny Sin's father
this is larry from gumball irl
I was about to say that
I’m not sure we should trust The Onion on this.
Jim is a very accomplished man and might have a high-up position at The Onion, so he could’ve just convinced them to say he’s a good worker.
This comment would be one hundred times better if you name was jim.
They should have Jim as the newscaster
Sh*t busted
The Onion predicted Johhny Sins
Gtfo
that's his step brother
@CCRS you cleaned yourself up by now, right?
@@shinyrayquazaaah Well, Tissues and paper towels are out of stock, so....
@@shinyrayquazaaah Well, Tissues and paper towels are out of stock, so....
Jim was my manager at a local auto shop as well as the call center I worked at part-time. All other employees at both jobs were furloughed when Jim took contracts for all of our positions.
It all makes sense now!
Jim sold me some weed then handcuffed and arrested me when I was handing him the money!
He later got me out of jail, do, phenomenal lawyer I should say, totally recommend him.
@FuckYouAllToPieces It can call 911 for help
@FuckYouAllToPieces da heck is a gay??
Hehehe wat dat moth do?