Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

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  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 2 роки тому +9305

    "Why? Why? But WHY? The themes are universal."
    I love how offended he is while saying that.

    • @DoriZuza
      @DoriZuza 2 роки тому +50

      Best part of the video

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 2 роки тому +100

      1:50
      That..that is...wow..
      🤣🤣 He can't even.

    • @drkissinger1
      @drkissinger1 2 роки тому +83

      That's by far the best part: detecting just the smallest hint of contempt and immediately getting defensive.

    • @piya-mia
      @piya-mia Рік тому +4

      The brilliant acting!!!

    • @etherealhoney96
      @etherealhoney96 Рік тому +29

      "the books are for kids thats what ur thinking, yes? THAT IS THE HEIGHT OF ARROGANCE" lmfaoooo

  • @ZeSgtSchultz
    @ZeSgtSchultz 6 років тому +7026

    "The themes are universal"

  • @Lsthnbrd
    @Lsthnbrd 2 роки тому +7228

    “Why does Al Qaeda care if Mrs Meyers is alive?”
    “That is… wow.”

  • @jeffsanders1609
    @jeffsanders1609 4 роки тому +6365

    She actually finished Midnight Sun this year. Al Queda had to wait ten years but it paid off in the end!

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 8 років тому +21379

    0:21 The entire Arabic conversation was very accurately translated in English.
    It's that awkward moment when a satire channel is more well-researched than some documentaries out there lol

    • @AlexanderMccarthey87
      @AlexanderMccarthey87 7 років тому +840

      It does sound well done.

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 5 років тому +906

      Probably also to make it believable to Arabic speakers if they see this cause if not they'd realise the joke if they didn't already

    • @luiysia
      @luiysia 5 років тому +395

      and the twilight references are all accurate as well, simply incredible

    • @agdgdgwngo
      @agdgdgwngo 5 років тому +706

      That's the thing with Onion stuff, it's actually very well researched. scripted and acted. I first used to think it is a less well done version of say The Day Today but its actually probably better. I see people posting this stuff thinking its real all the time.

    • @hydragons
      @hydragons 5 років тому +33

      even google understand them well

  • @aradicalkiwi806
    @aradicalkiwi806 6 років тому +9606

    Bin Laden is on team Jacob, wow all respect lost

    • @4our2wenty02
      @4our2wenty02 6 років тому +90

      😂

    • @CT--gs1wj
      @CT--gs1wj 5 років тому +906

      Now we know the real cause of his assassination

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +909

      @@CT--gs1wj yeah, Obama was cleary an Edward guy

    • @MeguminIsWaifu
      @MeguminIsWaifu 5 років тому +60

      911 likes perfect

    • @busterb7482
      @busterb7482 3 роки тому +37

      Excuse me Bin Laden, he slapped her, he's obviously not right for her

  • @TeaAtTwo2
    @TeaAtTwo2 4 роки тому +2627

    The Mr Al- Farouq actor is an awesome comedic actor. I hope he gets more work.

    • @gundamator4709
      @gundamator4709 3 роки тому +306

      actor? what are you smoking everyone knows mr omar al-farouq is one of al-queda's best members and a pr director.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 роки тому +43

      @@gundamator4709 was*
      He must have moved on now to new opportunities

    • @sundhaug92
      @sundhaug92 Рік тому +32

      His name is Miles Grose

    • @Gangstabob716
      @Gangstabob716 Рік тому +3

      @@sundhaug92Whats his ethnicity? Cant find it online

    • @TheMostSusGuy
      @TheMostSusGuy Рік тому +2

      @@gundamator4709 Oh. Is he real Al-Farouq?

  • @ladenbinosama7534
    @ladenbinosama7534 4 роки тому +3262

    It's amazing how a satire show is doing a better job at speaking different languages than some of the best Hollywood movies out there.

    • @chippysteve4524
      @chippysteve4524 2 роки тому +40

      Since when did Hollywood give a sh!t about reality?
      I missed that meeting ;-)
      They even overdub knife-sharpening sounds when someone(non-metallic) gets stabbed FFS.

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 Рік тому +9

      @@chippysteve4524 I love the vppt vppt of silencers on guns. Where are these silencers?

    • @mr.nobody4529
      @mr.nobody4529 Рік тому +5

      ​@@mikearchibald744In the minds of Hollywood executives lol

    • @ilphi08
      @ilphi08 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, it's easier to cast someone that could speak the langauge a whole lot more than someone attractive and could speak the language at the same time

  • @lanelawless
    @lanelawless 2 роки тому +2679

    I think the funniest joke in this video is just that the Onion has a correspondent who's just a member of Al Qaeda.

    • @ayoungethan
      @ayoungethan Рік тому +69

      "embedded"

    • @Mickeysternum245
      @Mickeysternum245 Рік тому +391

      And he's introduced as their terrorism expert

    • @biseinerheult78
      @biseinerheult78 Рік тому +126

      @@Mickeysternum245I mean he‘s definitely more of an expert on the matter than most tv „experts“.

    • @echo5327
      @echo5327 Рік тому +152

      Best part is he’s a recurring character

    • @Dav-lc8sc
      @Dav-lc8sc Рік тому +2

      Exactly 😂

  • @Fadic4
    @Fadic4 6 років тому +4182

    The Arabic was actually true

    • @gxashxg299
      @gxashxg299 5 років тому +147

      Ikr I died of laughter I understood it all

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому +20

      The NSA is now monitoring your IP address and all of your social media
      XKeyscore much ?

    • @otter4206
      @otter4206 4 роки тому +8

      @@gxashxg299 what did they say?

    • @IzzuddinRafli
      @IzzuddinRafli 4 роки тому +126

      @@otter4206 Exactly what the translations on screen say

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 3 роки тому +24

      i would watch the full length al qaeda twilight remake

  • @user-hh2is9kg9j
    @user-hh2is9kg9j 3 роки тому +1350

    The Arabic translation is really accurate as others have said. Unlike Hollywood movies which have huge budgets and can't get Arabic right. I am not sure about other languages but they always butcher Arabic I was watching the movie "Contact" and they show the reaction of different countries to the aliens and they showed Arabic written backward which is completely unreadable. The irony was that the movie is about deciphering Alien language but they failed to decipher a human language.

  • @hakimibnobaydah
    @hakimibnobaydah 5 років тому +1697

    The Arabic was spot-on and they even made it in Iraqi Arabic! The onion is amazing

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 3 роки тому +33

      Is Iraqi Arabic like a separate dialect?

    • @mshaqed2538
      @mshaqed2538 3 роки тому +248

      @@theevildrummingsithlord1492 Yes, arabic isn't a single language, and it can differ between deifferent countries.
      For expamle, in Egypt they yse the sound g instead of j, which doesn't accur in other countries.

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 3 роки тому +77

      @@mshaqed2538 Oh wow. That's interesting. Thanks for explaining!

    • @ChangedNames
      @ChangedNames 3 роки тому +7

      Felt a little lebnani to me

    • @Vercingetorix.Rising
      @Vercingetorix.Rising 3 роки тому +57

      @@theevildrummingsithlord1492 oh man, Arabic much like hindi, has so many dialects. The words and sounds change slightly every 30 miles lol

  • @onlyhousestarklivesmatter
    @onlyhousestarklivesmatter 3 роки тому +3866

    just the pure joy he had when he said Alhamdulillah (praise Allah) for Robert and Kristen, I died. 😂😂😂

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 2 роки тому +8

      Oh wait I thought it was “allahu ahkbar” that meant praise allah, I didn’t know there were two ways to say it! Neat!

    • @onlyhousestarklivesmatter
      @onlyhousestarklivesmatter 2 роки тому +178

      @@anuragneelam8527 to be honest Allah huAkbar kinda means God Is Great (Akbar = great). It can be used to praise God but the term is usually said to reinforce that God is One hence the greatest.
      Alhamdulillah is usually said when you want to thank Allah if a thing goes your way or you are glad about a blessing, so you are praising Allah but the context is different from Allah huAkbar. Alhamdulillah is like saying "thanks to Allah (God)", so basically, "Thank God".

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 2 роки тому +35

      @@onlyhousestarklivesmatter oh neat, ty for the info :)

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 Рік тому

      @@anuragneelam8527 Allahu akbar is the phrase Islamic terrorists shout when they commit acts of jihad.

    • @kidfox3971
      @kidfox3971 Рік тому +3

      ​@@onlyhousestarklivesmatter That's also the notification you get in Hearts of Iron 4 if you're cursed enough to reform the Ottoman Sultanate in 1940.

  • @vladutcarson5530
    @vladutcarson5530 8 років тому +9304

    you will be hooked or my mother is a jew . ahahaha splendid

    • @CyberDog00
      @CyberDog00 5 років тому +122

      Vlad Carson I fucking miss this type of content

    • @notinthemoodfornames8033
      @notinthemoodfornames8033 5 років тому +41

      Who doesn’t

    • @Crystal-od5is
      @Crystal-od5is 5 років тому +34

      Lmao I gave the video a like as soon as I heard that line.

    • @samr6408
      @samr6408 5 років тому +3

      IM YOUR 2K LIKE MADE MY DAY

    • @Prisoner
      @Prisoner 4 роки тому

      What's the joke?

  • @geegeezlouis86
    @geegeezlouis86 14 років тому +1567

    "Why? The themes are universal."
    I love the Onion. So much.

    • @faisalpaalijo7127
      @faisalpaalijo7127 4 роки тому +1

      Are you an old man named Louis?...

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 4 роки тому +28

      @@faisalpaalijo7127 I was 16 when I posted that comment so no. I made this account when I was like 12 and couldn't think of a username, I was going for "geez, Louise!" and picked a random number and misspelled Louise and here we are 14 years later

    • @SInkiHui1997
      @SInkiHui1997 4 роки тому +3

      @@geegeezlouis86 responding to a comment you left 10 years ago, feeling old yet?

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 4 роки тому +31

      @@SInkiHui1997 not really come back in 10 more years

    • @achrafjk7531
      @achrafjk7531 3 роки тому +2

      @Dexter clarence Fongkot Is that an Attack on Titan reference?

  • @glenm99
    @glenm99 Рік тому +240

    I love how they introduce him with the words "terrorism expert." Just... the subtlety.

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana 25 днів тому

      Pretty sure they say "terrorist and expert"

  • @orbemsolis
    @orbemsolis 6 років тому +1881

    OR MY MOTHER IS A JEW

    • @demetriusmiddleton1246
      @demetriusmiddleton1246 5 років тому +9

      😭😭😭😭

    • @gtabibi7069
      @gtabibi7069 4 роки тому +5

      My mother is one

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 4 роки тому +9

      @@gtabibi7069 *_disgusting_*

    • @Baraa.K.Mohammad
      @Baraa.K.Mohammad 4 роки тому +20

      @@gtabibi7069 Yikes...

    • @oracle8192
      @oracle8192 4 роки тому +19

      @@gtabibi7069 oh God I'm so sorry for you, did she try to sell you into slavery or give all your possessions to the bank she works at as collateral?

  • @mohamedmedhat2436
    @mohamedmedhat2436 5 років тому +589

    That was actuall arabic, I love this channel.

    • @Jimrlst
      @Jimrlst 4 роки тому +1

      @Baron Von Grijffenbourg Yes (acording to alot of other commenters)

    • @SerTempleton
      @SerTempleton 3 роки тому +36

      @@Jimrlst I am yet to see an actual expensive Hollywood piece with actual Arabic. They all pass gibberish as Arabic.
      Yet the onion got a fluent Arabic dialogue. 🤯

    • @bigdikbubls
      @bigdikbubls 3 роки тому +4

      @@SerTempleton that's really shitty though. I never knew

    • @gino9094
      @gino9094 3 роки тому +4

      @@SerTempleton In Malaysia a guy explained to me that Arabic can have a lot of meanings for words but the way it is said is just onlynso slightly different. Like if you are talking to a friend or a CEO etc

  • @F33bs
    @F33bs 14 років тому +1041

    "'September 11th' once again tops list of least popular baby names"
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @planetary109
    @planetary109 11 років тому +3407

    "Al Qaeda claimed responsibility for the failed attack..." lmfao!

    • @mrstorch5068
      @mrstorch5068 3 роки тому +25

      You know they actually do that right?

    • @mrstorch5068
      @mrstorch5068 3 роки тому +51

      @@bellathewolf-13 Firstly they still exist albeit very much diminished. Also, I meant that terror groups have actually claimed responsibility for failed attacks, which is kind of funny.

    • @HellHunter00
      @HellHunter00 2 роки тому +24

      @@mrstorch5068 I suppose since their intent is to spread fear and cause alarm, even if the attack failed, it could still make people fearful that it could have been successful and/or the next one might be.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 Рік тому +2

      they are very responsible group.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 5 років тому +1883

    "Or my mother is a Jew, I'm that certain."
    Funniest part. lol!

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 5 років тому +5283

    10 years ago, the Onion Report was comedy gold.
    Now the Onion Report is something to take seriously.

  • @CrossStarX
    @CrossStarX 11 років тому +3349

    i lost it at "Osama Bin Laden himself is a member of Team Jacob"
    ...
    your move, Team Edward.

    • @szahmad2416
      @szahmad2416 4 роки тому +120

      Seal Team 6 (looking up from their copy): “We got this”.

    • @cracno1125
      @cracno1125 4 роки тому +47

      JACOB AKBAR !

    • @Mecanotech
      @Mecanotech 4 роки тому +6

      I laughed

    • @XD152awesomeness
      @XD152awesomeness 4 роки тому +42

      Lol I was about to say, it seems Obama was team Edward

    • @kaushalsuvarna5156
      @kaushalsuvarna5156 3 роки тому +7

      Edward is now Batman
      #checkmate

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 5 років тому +805

    “Only one has the ability to play news before it happens.” The Onion dosen’t need wormhole satilites, it just needs a writing team

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 Рік тому

      stalio

    • @kobusg7460
      @kobusg7460 22 дні тому

      Me comment 5 years later: ONN had now proved to me that they comment factually on what will happen 5 years into the future. As from here, I will only follow ONN.

  • @mercster
    @mercster 5 років тому +296

    "Why? The themes are universal."

  • @incervialbi
    @incervialbi 11 років тому +497

    Lol he called him a cur. I always found it SUPER awesome and derogatory sounding. I think i'll use it.

    • @GH69107
      @GH69107 5 років тому +9

      Actually in Arabic, it means son of a donkey, a foal.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 років тому +24

      @@GH69107 in other words it means "ass child"

  • @Vercingetorix.Rising
    @Vercingetorix.Rising 3 роки тому +127

    Omar al Farooq was hands down my favorite return character on the onion

    • @c99kfm
      @c99kfm 2 місяці тому +3

      I have a hard time choosing between him and Michael Falk. Luckily, I can have both.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 Рік тому +101

    "Only one has the power to report the news before it happens"
    The Onion predicted their own ability to predict the future

    • @UncleHaul
      @UncleHaul Рік тому

      Ever read their article when bush took office? They must be using melange over there no one can get so much so right randomly.

    • @spanishSpaniard
      @spanishSpaniard Рік тому +2

      Another piece of information confirming theh knew everything all along.

  • @konjovi2
    @konjovi2 5 років тому +101

    The al qaeda actor is superb. I want more of him!

  • @TheThriceIsRight
    @TheThriceIsRight 6 років тому +199

    First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Stephanie Meyer" without the title "sheikh"

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 3 роки тому +4

      A MEMRI TV reference? Allah be praised!

    • @user-bs3cj2ky8s
      @user-bs3cj2ky8s 3 роки тому +1

      That would be insulting since the term sheikh means an old man.

    • @jhnnbhfvv6405
      @jhnnbhfvv6405 2 роки тому +4

      @@user-bs3cj2ky8s the women version of it is sheikah, and sometime it does not refer to older people it can be used to the Arab royal families.

  • @TheFtjz
    @TheFtjz 9 років тому +775

    osama team jacob

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 років тому +19

      TheFtjz i knew i didnt like him at all but that makes it worst lol

    • @jarjarbinkssithlord834
      @jarjarbinkssithlord834 5 років тому +8

      that is a war crime worse than what they did in 2001

  • @BlooGremlin
    @BlooGremlin 2 роки тому +51

    "Thats, thats... wow, I dont believe the filth that is streaming from your lips you curr" might be something i start saying to my friends when we disagree on stuff

    • @5nokli
      @5nokli 7 місяців тому

      Had me laughing!

  • @CoverHaven
    @CoverHaven 14 років тому +303

    I can't swallow that Onion works so hard for the videos and only get a few views...
    they deserve more!!

    • @oliverseguin7812
      @oliverseguin7812 2 роки тому +32

      well 11 years later Asad, and this is still being watched :)

    • @alexandrep4913
      @alexandrep4913 2 роки тому +15

      My dude, I hope you doing well.

    • @SARYM911
      @SARYM911 2 роки тому +15

      "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.”"

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 Рік тому +2

      ain't that the truth even today. The amount of work they put can't be compared with today's videos too

    • @LiberachiBB
      @LiberachiBB Рік тому

      @@SARYM911 this almost brought a tear to my eye. I need to go to a BttF Fan Expo and STAT. pay the most

  • @averagejoe7860
    @averagejoe7860 Рік тому +40

    "bin laden himself is team jacob" isn't something i though id hear today

  • @gordistador
    @gordistador 6 років тому +720

    They cancelled it as Twilight itself terrorizes people.

  • @TheLoyalOfficer
    @TheLoyalOfficer 7 років тому +245

    Seriously - I think this is the FUNNIEST video the Onion ever produced!

  • @drollfurball2863
    @drollfurball2863 8 років тому +385

    So... Will you attack the 50 shades author?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +16

      @@milascave2 I think the mullahs are coming to the conclusion that the texts expertly show failings of the western decadency and thus can be considered an essential study material for any devout muslim, especially those who have enough room in their harems for a sex dungeon.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 років тому +6

      @@milascave2 hm.. your pointless pedantry clearly shows that you're a loser without a harem

    • @ميم-ش6ع2م
      @ميم-ش6ع2م 5 років тому +3

      I HOPE SO

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 років тому +1

      @@NJ-wb1cz Actually, I lost track of what thread I was answering. I had answered as a joke and so did you but I had recently been dealing with a for-real Islamophobe. The post was a year old, but hey, I answer old posts too. Peace out. (And yea, I used to have a harem, but not anymore.)

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 років тому

      Actually, the book sucked.

  • @LusciousTwinkle
    @LusciousTwinkle 8 років тому +138

    2010 was an excellent year for The Onion...This is one of my top 5...

  • @joshhill1582
    @joshhill1582 3 роки тому +93

    I want a full version of that remake of Twilight

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 3 роки тому +189

    I watch this on full volume in public and sometimes people think it's real

    • @simoneangeliquemaloney3990
      @simoneangeliquemaloney3990 3 роки тому +29

      You are the hero we need but not the one we deserve

    • @kaushalsuvarna5156
      @kaushalsuvarna5156 3 роки тому +13

      I just held myself from doing it today
      You sir are a hero

    • @JPCPSeto
      @JPCPSeto 2 роки тому +1

      @@kaushalsuvarna5156 Why TF are you a hero for playing UA-cam videos in public? Even if it's good?

    • @kaushalsuvarna5156
      @kaushalsuvarna5156 2 роки тому +10

      @@JPCPSeto I'm afraid you have to find some answers yourself

    • @ayoungethan
      @ayoungethan Рік тому

      God bless you!

  • @ShankarSivarajan
    @ShankarSivarajan 3 роки тому +8

    1:56 She _did_ resume work on Midnight Sun.

  • @SPFAlpha
    @SPFAlpha 14 років тому +59

    "I do not believe the filth that is streaming out of your mouth" OMG!!!!!!!!!

  • @deathpyre42
    @deathpyre42 3 роки тому +80

    The best part is, this is actually a sequel to the bit in the conspiracy theory segement where Omar threatened an attack on DC to prove the 9/11 conspiracy theorist wrong.

    • @villedocvalle
      @villedocvalle 3 роки тому +10

      Lol the onion sets the standard for quality comedy/satire

  • @Manikese
    @Manikese Рік тому +46

    “If you give them a chance, you will be hooked, or my mother is a Jew” 😂

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr Рік тому

      😂😂

  • @mrrowwmeoww
    @mrrowwmeoww Рік тому +64

    the funniest part is al qaeda technically caused twilight
    the 9/11 attacks caused gerard way to start my chemical romance, and the author of twilight says MCR was a big inspiration for twilight

  • @lilpenguin092
    @lilpenguin092 Рік тому +13

    I am so glad these sketches are coming up in the algorithm again lol

  • @admiralstiffplank
    @admiralstiffplank Рік тому +13

    Omar's incredulous "wow" was so well-delivered! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @acdcdave1387
    @acdcdave1387 2 роки тому +31

    All these years later and I still laugh so hard when I watch The Onion. I lost it when he called him a cur

  • @littletriptoheaven
    @littletriptoheaven 12 років тому +124

    "The themes are universal" Hahahahahaha I love you Onion.

  • @wobinich2009
    @wobinich2009 Рік тому +58

    It gets even crazier when you learn that 9/11 was the beginning of a sequence of events that indirectly caused the creation of Twilight.

  • @nanaa428
    @nanaa428 4 роки тому +80

    As a native arabic speaker, i was actually very impressed with the arabic. The accent is almost perfectly on point.

    • @Bipolar.Baddie
      @Bipolar.Baddie Місяць тому

      I think they're trying to mimic Iraqi Arabic since they're from Al-Qaeda. Irsael doesnt even bother to make their "intercepted Hamas messages" believable 😭😭😭

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 Рік тому +5

    The "Praise Allah!" was filled with so much emotion

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 Рік тому +17

    "...should be stoned to death, for encumbering Jacob Black with so much heartache."

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 6 місяців тому +3

    How these actors are able to keep straight faces must take miraculous levels of focus.

  • @SerbAtheist
    @SerbAtheist 14 років тому +8

    Omar Al-Farouq... you never fail to kill me... literally!

  • @sb99.1
    @sb99.1 2 роки тому +26

    😂 the recreation was perfect! ONN was at the peak of media and content at the golden age. All the characters were hilarious. Omar Al faroque character and the actor's performance were just on different level!

  • @DoggoWillink
    @DoggoWillink 2 роки тому +14

    2:18 his impression is hilarious here, didn’t really catch that at first lol.

  • @florptytoo
    @florptytoo Рік тому +21

    "Or my mother is a Jew"
    I cannot 🤣

  • @oberonpanopticon
    @oberonpanopticon 3 місяці тому +6

    “It seems like the US avoided a major attack here”
    “Yes for the moment”

  • @Hermionerox24
    @Hermionerox24 12 років тому +38

    'All military caravans will now contain either real or decoy Taylor Lautner'
    MADE MY DAY

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 3 роки тому +3

    so glad i found a new video with Omar.

  • @LusciousTwinkle
    @LusciousTwinkle 4 роки тому +55

    i just love that they arent only fans, but book purists to boot!! Why has The Onion not been so massive recently?? its so brilliant...

    • @songbirdsandsandwiches8217
      @songbirdsandsandwiches8217 4 роки тому +5

      Onion was bought out a few years ago, a lot of it's satirical bite was lost soon after.

    • @LusciousTwinkle
      @LusciousTwinkle 4 роки тому +1

      @@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 That makes sense....So sad...Perhaps it can make a comeback what with all this PCness being just about over...

    • @villedocvalle
      @villedocvalle 3 роки тому +2

      A lot people don’t know what quality is, even if it walked up and introduced & described itself.

  • @DavidNasr
    @DavidNasr 3 роки тому +38

    the conversation is funnier in arabic than the translation

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, they translated "Hurry, hurry!" into "Let's get over there." But even so, it's funnier in Arabic, even in the couple words I understood because I understand them from experience rather than from a dry translation.

  • @Terranova339
    @Terranova339 Рік тому +4

    0:20 the text was actually correct and well acted DAMN that's impressive. Even big films and series with insane budget cant seem to get that right. Im so impresed by the onions quality

  • @MrFoxfire510
    @MrFoxfire510 12 років тому +200

    LMAO , "You know if you give them a chance, you will be hooked or my mother is a jew" lolol talking about the twilight books hahaha

  • @TheSpankymonkey
    @TheSpankymonkey 14 років тому +76

    I only trust the Onion to bring me the very best and factual news each and every day!

  • @mybalcony4066
    @mybalcony4066 4 роки тому +50

    Well the midnight sun is coming out soon so I guess they did right by calling off the attack lmao

    • @ayoungethan
      @ayoungethan Рік тому +2

      Letting her live is asymmetrical warfare

  • @DannyDeVito-p5y
    @DannyDeVito-p5y 3 місяці тому +3

    I really miss THIS version of The Onion.....they were such a great source of real artistic satire. Bring it back, please.

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo Рік тому +6

    0:46 “yes, for the moments” I’m dying

  • @Fixeish
    @Fixeish 5 років тому +42

    "It sounds like the US barely avoided a major attack here, is that right? Yes, for the moment, ..." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @jamovfx
    @jamovfx 21 день тому +1

    “I can’t believe the words that are streaming from your mouth you cur,” was delivered so perfectly I almost spit out my food😂😂

  • @thefatherinthecave943
    @thefatherinthecave943 3 місяці тому +3

    2:20 trying to pull off the edward stare LMAO

  • @zechariahellis
    @zechariahellis 3 роки тому +33

    “Osama Bin Laden himself is a member of team Jacob” my god this channel is fucking hilarious

  • @Kurtplox
    @Kurtplox 14 років тому +38

    "Osama BinLaden himself was a member of team Jacob!!"
    LMAO

  • @granthamilton1918
    @granthamilton1918 4 роки тому +14

    Interesting cause 9/11 actually is indirectly responsible for the twilight books.

  • @damianmedina8888
    @damianmedina8888 4 роки тому +4

    This is pure gold love it that still in 2020 you guys still as funny

  • @magnustoth8506
    @magnustoth8506 2 роки тому +1

    This is brilliant. So many good lines worth remembering.

  • @nathanaelraynard2641
    @nathanaelraynard2641 3 роки тому +9

    ngl now i really believe that onion actually have a wormhole time travel thing

  • @Top_Weeb
    @Top_Weeb Рік тому +3

    Omar Al-Farouq is my favorite recurring Onion character.

  • @artanis1443
    @artanis1443 14 років тому +8

    This is brilliant. What makes them even cooler is that they actually used Arabic speakers who speak Arabic with an Iraqi dialect to make this skit. So anyone who says this is racist, Arabs were in on it, acted in it, and helped write it.

  • @jannchavez9257
    @jannchavez9257 3 роки тому +2

    I can't believe there will be a new version soon.

  • @jaydenmarriott5842
    @jaydenmarriott5842 Рік тому +31

    Technically 9/11 did cause twilight...
    Let me explain:
    Gerard Way, lead singer of my chemical romance, witnessed 9/11 and was moved to write the song "Skylines and Turnstiles," thus starting MCR.
    MCR inspired Stephenie Meyer to a degree to write twilight. (Fun fact: MCR was asked to make the soundtrack for Twilight, but refused. A few years later they were instead featured on the kids TV show: Yo Gaba Gaba)
    If you want to take this further, 50 shades of gray started as fan fiction of twilight.

    • @rooty
      @rooty Рік тому +1

      Can we somehow work Muse into this, who also inspired Meyer and later turned into a bunch of 9/11 truthers

  • @Aatell764
    @Aatell764 2 роки тому +54

    Th Onion news network is just pure gold how do they come up with this stuff and then have actors actually pull off the skits so seriously surely they had to film this over like 20 times because the actors broke character laughing their asses off.

    • @dungeontnt
      @dungeontnt Рік тому +2

      I can contain my laugher to... It is a hard skill to lern

    • @KD-xb5np
      @KD-xb5np Рік тому +4

      I wish they had blooper reels, those would be hilarious to watch.

  • @davidsego7783
    @davidsego7783 3 роки тому +7

    Commenting after the capital attack on 1/6/21

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 5 місяців тому

      If Stephanie Meyer had been there, there would have been no attack

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 Рік тому +2

    "If you give them a chance, you will be hooked" respect to the fan, and I shall not criticise it.

    • @vondas1480
      @vondas1480 7 місяців тому

      Life and death (a gender swap version she wrote) is actually hooking me

  • @TheSlenderLynx857
    @TheSlenderLynx857 Рік тому +8

    "I do not believe the filth that is streaming from your lips you cur"

  • @gamesgames3318
    @gamesgames3318 Рік тому

    This is a masterpiece i can't believe it doesnt have more views.

  • @chiefzackery6651
    @chiefzackery6651 4 роки тому +10

    Midnight sun is coming in august, the onion needs to bring back Al-Farouq!!!!

  • @lvmike424
    @lvmike424 14 років тому

    The most reliable news source for sure!

  • @zenergetic_8299
    @zenergetic_8299 Рік тому +4

    “September 11th once again tops list of least popular baby names”

  • @aristideau5072
    @aristideau5072 5 років тому +18

    I was just wondering (after 10+ years) if there were anymore of these videos after watching the original 911 ones.
    Are there anymore with this guy? He is hilarious

  • @PixelBoyMiner
    @PixelBoyMiner 6 років тому +5

    This is my favorite skit ever

  • @krishnasuryawanshi7788
    @krishnasuryawanshi7788 2 роки тому +3

    UA-cam recommending me after 12 years

  • @victor9
    @victor9 4 роки тому +11

    this guy should be a movie star. so funny

  • @recursor9469
    @recursor9469 2 роки тому +3

    "The hard drive containing Shakira's voice"
    Lol.

  • @olivia-yy5nk
    @olivia-yy5nk 4 роки тому +8

    It was smart to keep her alive considering Midnight Sun has just come out!

  • @blacklight4720
    @blacklight4720 Рік тому +2

    That visual effects... Especially wearwolf transformation.

  • @MasterG156
    @MasterG156 14 років тому +13

    I am surprise the reporters were able to stay serious doing this lmao

  • @ijayawardena3692
    @ijayawardena3692 3 роки тому +11

    damn onion, you did it again.

    • @lambgordon490
      @lambgordon490 3 роки тому +2

      Onion is just very early journalism
      ~someone in yt comment

    • @ijayawardena3692
      @ijayawardena3692 3 роки тому +1

      @@lambgordon490 yup id agree

  • @cvb777
    @cvb777 3 роки тому +12

    I miss these Onion reports. Bring them back!