How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?

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  • Опубліковано 8 сер 2016
  • The Onion's Sportology injects science directly into sports' veins. Today in the lab: how fast are Rio's Olympic stadium construction crews?
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  • @Rodrigo-rr6ym
    @Rodrigo-rr6ym 5 років тому +36946

    They still haven't paid me

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 4 роки тому +11299

    Age: 23 Weight: 174 lbs
    Family: Wife, 2 children
    Hourly Wage: $1.23
    Yep, that checks out.

    • @afroditesis4738
      @afroditesis4738 4 роки тому +466

      It said age 38, but everything else checked out

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha 3 роки тому +343

      @@afroditesis4738 No hourly wage of $1.2 in Brazil for a legal construction worker. Onion exaggerates and it's part of their funny sketch. World Cup and Olympics construction workers got paid above market wage. Brazil have noisy unions.
      Also $10 in South America worth way more than in the US. (Purchasing Power Parity).

    • @afroditesis4738
      @afroditesis4738 3 роки тому +46

      Justice Hussein What are you talking about?

    • @davispo7550
      @davispo7550 3 роки тому +184

      @@afroditesis4738 Working wages and economics. They are saying the workers earned above the minimum wage, and that the value of $10 USD in Brazil is worth much more than in the US

    • @elise205
      @elise205 3 роки тому +141

      @@Guztav1337 you can't just fire and replace an entire workforce. THAT'S WHY unions are so important. If everyone unionises, bosses can't do shit.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 2 роки тому +7464

    The way they describe his injuries only in how it limits his effectiveness, it’s perfect.

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something Рік тому +40

      Fr

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe Рік тому +36

      First things first.

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 Рік тому +14

      I was expecting them to add a disclaimer:
      "No Rodrigo was harmed in the making of this video."

    • @mrw1208
      @mrw1208 11 місяців тому +21

      I do construction work sometimes, roofing, sheetrocking. I'm in my 50s. I feel like Rodrigo every day I'm working on a project.

    • @nokia-gm8gv
      @nokia-gm8gv 10 місяців тому

      yes

  • @LesMiserables999
    @LesMiserables999 3 роки тому +3893

    Construction workers never get the respect they deserve. It is a skilled and demanding field that is one of the backbones of our society. Real shit

    • @bigmonkeyman45
      @bigmonkeyman45 3 роки тому +151

      It's most often the most important jobs that get overlooked, not the military ones, but the civilians ones

    • @zoruao.508
      @zoruao.508 3 роки тому +13

      yeahhh....skilled work it is not

    • @ZiggyDerp
      @ZiggyDerp 3 роки тому +150

      @@zoruao.508 whatever you say bruv

    • @ckorp666
      @ckorp666 3 роки тому +205

      ​@@zoruao.508 all work requires different skills, construction requires physical skills (coordination, strength, endurance) whereas office work requires mental skills (basic computer knowledge, lying thru ur teeth to push blame onto others, and knowing when the boss is gonna show up so u can tab out of youtube and look busy/sober)
      we value the latter more because our cultural definition of "skilled" was created by office creatures to justify their inflated salaries and miserable existence

    • @edanridge3023
      @edanridge3023 3 роки тому +61

      @@zoruao.508 well that depends on the work your doing and what standards you hold yourself to, my father for instance has to do a huge amount of mathematics on the job as well as estimating balance and mass, but even non design based parts of construction take a lot of practice to master like tying of rebar before you pour concrete looks easy but try doing it without cutting up your hands and taking forever, eventually you develope skills to do hard jobs quickly with little tricks and techniques

  • @ragzaugustus
    @ragzaugustus 5 років тому +49976

    This isn't even satire, this is pretty much just how it is.

    • @casual-goy8811
      @casual-goy8811 5 років тому +391

      @Oh yeah yeah he has access to youtube, he must be well versed in everything ever.

    • @trippsmclovin
      @trippsmclovin 5 років тому +167

      I take it neither of you have watched television in the past 10 years... lol

    • @casual-goy8811
      @casual-goy8811 5 років тому +44

      @@trippsmclovin take it in

    • @Jay-is5ef
      @Jay-is5ef 5 років тому +418

      @@casual-goy8811 so, no one besides construction workers can know a single thing about construction? especially not people whose family members are construction workers?

    • @markflierl1624
      @markflierl1624 5 років тому +460

      I'm a carpenter and he is right. It's extremely physically demanding work. Losing 20 to 30 pounds in a month and a half is common for me.

  • @yui907
    @yui907 6 років тому +11955

    I know it's satire, but this one made me feel genuinely shitty.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 6 років тому +411

      yui907 our heaven is derived from their hell!

    • @bonson9156
      @bonson9156 5 років тому +91

      that's an understatement

    • @SteveKasian
      @SteveKasian 3 роки тому +79

      Try watching the one about the girl who was killed by a drunk driver. Harsh and not funny at all.

    • @neminho6070
      @neminho6070 3 роки тому +22

      not satire.

    • @alexandrebegin8862
      @alexandrebegin8862 3 роки тому +88

      You didn't take part in this, so you shouldn't feel bad. You should work towards making the lifes of people around you better instead of feeling bad for something you didn't do.

  • @jamesmarker3956
    @jamesmarker3956 Рік тому +3367

    You know, it’s messed up how the treatment of workers in Qatar leading up to the World Cup this year has been even worse than what workers had to go through leading to the 2016 Olympics. The people behind these events need to start taking some responsibility.

    • @krazed0451
      @krazed0451 Рік тому

      Hahahahaha, FIFA is recognised as one of the most corrupt organisations on Earth... They're not going to take responsibility for shit.

    • @joekuvorkian
      @joekuvorkian Рік тому +130

      It's such a mirror for how the world uses the working class and discards them into poverty just so the ruling class can get their kicks

    • @hans4595
      @hans4595 Рік тому +93

      @@joekuvorkian it's not a mirror. It's another example of the bourgeoisie exploiting the proletariat

    • @joekuvorkian
      @joekuvorkian Рік тому +14

      @@hans4595 yes but I'm saying it's also a way to explain how the rest of the world is to people who maybe want to ignore the problem

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому +34

      @@hans4595 Some one is trying to larp as revolutionair

  • @Tmb1112
    @Tmb1112 Рік тому +1513

    The ones who are really impressive are the ones who built the stadiums in Qatar. They were barely paid anything, and 6,500 of them died in the process. What amazing athletes.

    • @rojastegulu
      @rojastegulu Рік тому +110

      Not impressive, just sad.

    • @roysmith146
      @roysmith146 Рік тому +214

      Its ironic how the workers probably have strained themselves physically way more than the athletes taking part in the olympics yet they probably dont get even a hundredth of what the ahtletes are paid

    • @TheIFunnyMan
      @TheIFunnyMan Рік тому +88

      No. Those were misleading statistics of ALL immigrant workers throughout like a 6 year period. There was an interview with Piers Morgan explaining this. It was much closer to I think 100 or so deaths due to construction. Still unfortunate, but using misleading statistics to gain sympathy and rhetotic never helps your arguement.

    • @matthewbeattie
      @matthewbeattie Рік тому +1

      @@roysmith146good (good?) point.

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq Рік тому +32

      @@TheIFunnyMan And they didnt count death because overwork and death because heat.. especially they are mostly immigran

  • @rutger5000
    @rutger5000 7 років тому +20789

    Reality is the best form of satire.

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +61

      This isn’t satire

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 4 роки тому +180

      @@editsonimovie8681 oh shut up, your sarcasm isn't even funny
      2021 Side note: Wow, get unprovoked much, 1 year ago me?

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +15

      SLuigiFan 147 I have more subscribers than u on my second channel

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 4 роки тому +283

      @@editsonimovie8681 subscribers isn't relevant to this topic

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +16

      @@FakestLoogi so is ur intallect but that wont stop me from saying its not right!!

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 4 роки тому +9176

    I can't even find it funny because its so well done it just loops around to being sad again.

    • @dougchampion8084
      @dougchampion8084 4 роки тому +128

      The Onion really is on another level.

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha 3 роки тому +16

      @@dougchampion8084 who told you in the closely managed and monitored World Cup or Olympics construction, things like these occurred?? Brazil have noisy unions. And the workers were laid above market wage.
      Onion likes to exaggerate. It's part of it shtick. And it's funny.
      I also have to say this (since I read in other videos about compensations in China) , $10 in South America worth way more than in the US. It's called purchasing power parity.

    • @galil_6863
      @galil_6863 3 роки тому +30

      I can't find it funny because this one is not satire :(

    • @rene1442
      @rene1442 3 роки тому +86

      @@HusseinDoha you really saying our construction workers in brazil weren't overworking lmao and why you talking about 10 dollars if people here receive in Real ☠️

    • @munensuno8792
      @munensuno8792 3 роки тому +11

      @@rene1442 gringos being gringos

  • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
    @VivekYadav-ds8oz 3 роки тому +284

    Something about the fact that he is just innocently holding a card outside their office hoping someone listens, while nobody is giving a shit, angers and saddens me immensely.

    • @TiocfaidhArLa34
      @TiocfaidhArLa34 Рік тому +10

      awful entitled dont ya think? they supplied his living quarters, supplies, and tools. you think they are just a bottomless wallet? he's there to work. and not extort money... i dont like scammers like rodrigo.

    • @accomplisheddiplomat4091
      @accomplisheddiplomat4091 Рік тому +3

      @@TiocfaidhArLa34 ha

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 9 місяців тому

      ​@@TiocfaidhArLa34 He literally doesn't get paid

    • @TiocfaidhArLa34
      @TiocfaidhArLa34 9 місяців тому +3

      @@fz7091 it's a joke ffs.

  • @alexly3209
    @alexly3209 Рік тому +138

    Everybody: Man Brazil is really killed it overworking those migrant workers.
    Qatar: Hold my banned beer.

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 5 років тому +6119

    God bless all the Rodrigos of our world.

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +21

      Even if you don’t believe in him, rodrigos are the trumps of third world countries 🇺🇸

    • @archdukefranzferdinand567
      @archdukefranzferdinand567 4 роки тому +65

      @SignifyinCracka Are you aware that there are other countries in the world?

    • @archdukefranzferdinand567
      @archdukefranzferdinand567 4 роки тому +36

      @SignifyinCracka So he's not fucking illegal if he lives in Brazil

    • @obbavyakti5805
      @obbavyakti5805 4 роки тому +10

      ​@SignifyinCracka I guess you are just worth less than a bag of concrete in the video with these FUCKING LOWLY excuses of views

    • @obbavyakti5805
      @obbavyakti5805 4 роки тому +5

      @SignifyinCracka The only shithole is you for your country whichever it may be

  • @EveryGamerLife
    @EveryGamerLife 6 років тому +28423

    As a former construction worker in a third world country I can relate especially to the not getting paid part.

    • @kijinseija727
      @kijinseija727 5 років тому +649

      Are you healthy right now?

    • @fabulousdolphin4221
      @fabulousdolphin4221 5 років тому +443

      sorry bud.

    • @stephenbachman132
      @stephenbachman132 5 років тому +1009

      Use your construction worker skills to give them cement shoes for the sea.
      Lets see if their wallets open up then.

    • @Sokrabiades
      @Sokrabiades 5 років тому +1167

      Technically, New Jersey is not a third world country.

    • @wweshit
      @wweshit 5 років тому +16

      Bucephalus good shit

  • @robertarisz8464
    @robertarisz8464 2 роки тому +1161

    Just remember that every building you walk into, every road you drive on, every utility like water and electricity, and every other bit of infrastructure you enjoy was built by guys like this.

    • @FamishedYoshi
      @FamishedYoshi 2 роки тому +9

      💯

    • @jaylenbrown8992
      @jaylenbrown8992 Рік тому +17

      Not true

    • @Jakepearl13
      @Jakepearl13 Рік тому +24

      @@jaylenbrown8992 how do you know?

    • @shmockette7158
      @shmockette7158 Рік тому +1

      @@Jakepearl13 Not everyones worked to their limits. There is construction jobs that take care of people. Just not in shithole countries like the ones in South America, Africa or Asia.

    • @NoStNick
      @NoStNick Рік тому +158

      Not guys like this, it was Rodrigo himself. All of it was Rodrigo. He has rent and a family to feed!

  • @Spacemonkeymojo
    @Spacemonkeymojo 10 місяців тому +10

    At least the CEO got to buy his 82nd investment property.

  • @SillyPuddy2012
    @SillyPuddy2012 7 років тому +16065

    The desperation and fear of being replaced that made Rodrigo endure through injury, sickness, and exhaustion is so real, in so many fields of work.

    • @Tienhamir100
      @Tienhamir100 5 років тому +112

      Yep.
      Still is.

    • @abysmalist4761
      @abysmalist4761 5 років тому +160

      Rodrigo Silva made me laugh cuz its like one of the most common names there are.

    • @DANINJUNE
      @DANINJUNE 5 років тому +23

      FireMage127 lol the most common being joao silva

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 5 років тому +95

      Which makes people want to use meth to push themselves. Causing them to become addicted and dependent on the drug.

    • @werewolf4358
      @werewolf4358 5 років тому +151

      @@fragotron
      bruh...

  • @obi-wankenobi5411
    @obi-wankenobi5411 3 роки тому +5942

    This is not even a joke at this point. This is reality.

    • @anakinskywalker9585
      @anakinskywalker9585 3 роки тому +73

      I find reality is often very sad.

    • @Cee2k
      @Cee2k 3 роки тому +30

      satire isn't a joke, it's sometimes not even funny

    • @duncanhw
      @duncanhw 3 роки тому +4

      didnt age well lol

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, this one is only fictional in that we are being shown what is happening; the fact that it happens, pretty much exactly this way, is well documented.
      If we can't ban sportsball, can we at least ban the practice of subjecting people to these inhuman conditions?

    • @djcfb2889
      @djcfb2889 3 роки тому +10

      Hello there

  • @jasonluong3862
    @jasonluong3862 Рік тому +43

    Qatar said 500 migrant workers died constructing the stadium that hosts the 2022 World Cup soccer games. This is most likely a low figure. Building the Hoover Dam caused the death of 96 people. While the Hoover Dam has been generating life saving electricity for almost 100 years, the soccer stadium in Qatar will probably be left unused after the tournament like so many construction projects for major sporting events including the Olympics. Life is cheap, and increasing so these days.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 19 днів тому +2

      It doesn't even make sense to construct these one-time use facilities when they *already* have places that can host these competitions.
      Could you imagine of the Romans built a new Colosseum every 4 years?

  • @NickShvelidze
    @NickShvelidze Рік тому +51

    Rodrigo's wage: $1700
    Materials: $2500
    Total cost: $2000000 in taxpayer money

  • @bensterWasHere
    @bensterWasHere 4 роки тому +6694

    Why is every single person on the onion news such a good actor. This is better than hollywood

    • @Logan-kv8gm
      @Logan-kv8gm 3 роки тому +175

      What makes u think they this is made up

    • @Rob-tx3jl
      @Rob-tx3jl 3 роки тому +76

      @@Logan-kv8gm yea bro totally real stuff the onion is a real news site

    • @TylerJayWalker
      @TylerJayWalker 3 роки тому +12

      @@Rob-tx3jl actually, 95% of their content is a joke, its a joke news site

    • @Kanycmka
      @Kanycmka 3 роки тому +49

      this is news from future. somebody invented time-machine-site, named it Onion

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kanycmka penis

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 4 роки тому +4411

    This would have been funny if it weren't so tragically accurate.

    • @markiyanhapyak349
      @markiyanhapyak349 4 роки тому +14

      This *IS* Hilarious.

    • @unrealuknow3263
      @unrealuknow3263 3 роки тому +53

      It isnt accurate. They said he was carrying 90 lb bags but then showed they were only 60lbs.

    • @ratemisia
      @ratemisia 3 роки тому +65

      @@unrealuknow3263 Inaccurate to the video in terms of raw numbers but rather accurate to the real world in terms of the broad strokes

    • @directorelysium34
      @directorelysium34 3 роки тому +8

      @@ratemisia imagine watching a satire video but not getting satire comments.

    • @ratemisia
      @ratemisia 3 роки тому +11

      @@directorelysium34 Sorry, I've always had a hard time implying emotion + meaning from text

  • @macintoshintyre
    @macintoshintyre Рік тому +41

    This aged magnificently

  • @RanDom-pl7fx
    @RanDom-pl7fx 2 роки тому +97

    honestly, construction workers are so underrated. they are the true gold medal heroes

    • @LocestSwarmSC831
      @LocestSwarmSC831 8 місяців тому +1

      Worked in Construction and did some time in the Army. I use to tell people it’s like being a professional athlete but getting paid $20 and hour and no one cares 😂.

  • @216trixie
    @216trixie 8 років тому +9419

    Rodrigo was carrying 60 lb. sacks of concrete, not 90 lb. bags. That's a full 33% less than televised. He should have lasted longer before collapsing.

    • @gigabic7487
      @gigabic7487 8 років тому +1306

      +216trixie
      Rodrigo actually crams 90 lbs of concrete into a 60 lbs bag to shorten the duration of his work and to set new records

    • @Skaxarrat
      @Skaxarrat 8 років тому +317

      Fucking media, always lying

    • @murp9388
      @murp9388 5 років тому +60

      What a puss.

    • @vaalence9043
      @vaalence9043 5 років тому +54

      Huh, excuse me ? It's 66 lbs, you uncultured swine.

    • @whiteash2797
      @whiteash2797 5 років тому +26

      @@vaalence9043 hey that's my line you uncultured swine

  • @MstMannerz
    @MstMannerz 8 років тому +3617

    1:06 saddest nod I've seen in history :(

  • @hansolobutimdead
    @hansolobutimdead Рік тому +17

    The timing for this recommendation is *chef's kiss*

  • @st6ph6n28
    @st6ph6n28 Рік тому +5

    Sustained many injuries and a torn ligament working the oilfields in Texas. Now, in my twenties, I have become unable to work manual labor jobs. I have no money.

  • @orions2908
    @orions2908 3 роки тому +2219

    As a Brazilian, I must say that this is straight up what happened in the Olympics. The only thing they forgot to mention as how overpriced the stadiums were.

    • @rurihime4965
      @rurihime4965 2 роки тому +4

      Boa noite meu caro

    • @canadianbutt275
      @canadianbutt275 Рік тому +2

      Maybe to pay the construction workers.

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins Рік тому +86

      @@canadianbutt275 probably more like to "pay" the construction workers and pocket it

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas Рік тому +15

      @@canadianbutt275 no think again, it's to pay fifa corruption money

    • @user666crazyman
      @user666crazyman Рік тому +7

      ​@@thomas.thomas Oh, they were not the only ones getting corrupt money, I guarantee.

  • @sajateacher
    @sajateacher 4 роки тому +3857

    I’m guessing the joke is that after this people will be celebrating the “physical endurance” of Olympic athletes

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 3 роки тому +290

      It's to make people feel shitty at the level of suffering that goes on every time they enjoy the Olympics or the Fifa World Cup in a 3rd world country.

    • @bluespirit8590
      @bluespirit8590 3 роки тому +31

      *rolblox death sound.mp3*

    • @shukrantpatil
      @shukrantpatil 3 роки тому +182

      @@ARandomGuy24 not only third world country , construction site worker are underpaid in several countries

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 3 роки тому +54

      @@shukrantpatil I mean this specifically about him not getting paid the working condition is about a third world country. They are bad in a lot countries not too this extreme.

    • @GrimJoe05
      @GrimJoe05 3 роки тому +44

      @@ARandomGuy24 This also happens in America...a lot

  • @Cosmic-Crow
    @Cosmic-Crow 3 роки тому +84

    My favorite Onion moments are when they commentate on real life problems. Don’t get me wrong, I love the silly ones, but these I feel are when the team’s creative muscles really flex

  • @gyoohlim
    @gyoohlim Рік тому +14

    This aged both good and bad

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH 6 років тому +4014

    Too real

  • @rustyscrapper
    @rustyscrapper 7 років тому +4758

    Sad to say this is not very far from the truth.

    • @jbot91
      @jbot91 5 років тому +164

      This is exactly what happens. This exact thing went on in Brazil and nobody have a fuck.

    • @darkin1484
      @darkin1484 5 років тому +82

      @@jbot91 I wish i had a fuck.

    • @Megasigggg
      @Megasigggg 5 років тому +15

      Thats the point of onion...

    • @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
      @peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 4 роки тому +23

      @@jbot91 goddammit whered my Fuck go again.

    • @majikss
      @majikss 4 роки тому +3

      That's the joke

  • @buckbumble1872
    @buckbumble1872 Рік тому +11

    Aged like fine wine

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 2 роки тому +17

    1:08
    I love how genuinely defeated he looks, excellent work

  • @fancy_cyka3594
    @fancy_cyka3594 4 роки тому +2538

    Brazilian Government: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @At0mHeart
      @At0mHeart 4 роки тому +36

      Nah its like this-
      Onion news: Write that down write that down!

    • @iamillasfuck
      @iamillasfuck 3 роки тому +13

      Qataris take note!

    • @VolvoImpala
      @VolvoImpala 3 роки тому +1

      Yes sir! Yes sir! "Don't pay them."

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha 3 роки тому +6

      @@iamillasfuck who told you in the closely managed and monitored World Cup or Olympics construction, things like these occurred?? Onion likes to exaggerate. It's part of it shtick. Brazil have noisy unions.
      In Qatar, the workers are imported for the job. They get paid more than 5 times what will they be earning in their countries, if they are lucky to find jobs. The World Cup added extra scrutiny and and improved their conditions. They get paid very well, cared for in good dorms. Once the job is finished, they will return to their home with cash.

    • @fica1137
      @fica1137 3 роки тому +27

      @@HusseinDoha So they pay people online to defend them now huh?

  • @Cheefoo124
    @Cheefoo124 8 років тому +6083

    Impressed by the blue muscle overlay graphics. Loved how the red portions signified tissue damage.
    Would've appreciated more insight on his respiratory system and digestive tract though.

  • @icecreamget
    @icecreamget Рік тому +10

    6 years ago, just in time for the 2022 olympics in Qatar

  • @davidlea-smith4747
    @davidlea-smith4747 3 роки тому +66

    This is too real. Do one for the Qatar world cup. Wait, all their workers are dead.

  • @arturczerwinski2616
    @arturczerwinski2616 4 роки тому +3647

    People who perform the most crucial, dirty and dangerous tasks are usually the least paid in our society. They don't have careers or nice retirement plans. If anything happens to their health along the way, they're usually on their own. And they suck it up day after day. Amazing.

    • @arthaiser
      @arthaiser 4 роки тому +32

      U.S.A! U.S.A!! U.S.A!!!

    • @verdantmischief7092
      @verdantmischief7092 4 роки тому +216

      What's worse people are conditioned to think it's their fault.

    • @individualsituation6003
      @individualsituation6003 4 роки тому +4

      @SignifyinCracka What's your point?

    • @stanner601
      @stanner601 4 роки тому +244

      @@verdantmischief7092 What's even worse is people are conditioned to believe that it only comes down to individual responsibility. There's been an active campaign for decades to convince people that one's living conditions are solely due to their choices and not, you know, the billions of interactions that happen every day out of your control. It's why people worship the rich and spit on the poor. They have money so they must be virtuous, and because they are virtuous more money will come to them. It's sick.

    • @disklamer
      @disklamer 3 роки тому +40

      @@stanner601 It's a religious dogma, the virtuous willbe rewarded, beard guy personally hands out the bonuses, if you're poor you are blessed, if you're rich it's because of beard guy.

  • @adam145
    @adam145 8 років тому +2332

    0:05 holy shit that bullet save I am already laughing

    • @akbarblanchet
      @akbarblanchet 8 років тому +252

      i never would have noticed without your comment. hilarious hahahahah

    • @namnam2701
      @namnam2701 6 років тому +175

      Haha fuck i haven't noticed that, it's hilarious, well spotted. I went back and paused on the different parody images of sports experients, and at 0:01 there's a completely useless experiment of a guy getting attacked by a dog while playing tennis haha

    • @christopherorr1516
      @christopherorr1516 5 років тому +4

      420th like 😎

    • @markiyanhapyak349
      @markiyanhapyak349 4 роки тому +1

      Oh thanks; that's why. 😁 😁

    • @cromanticheer
      @cromanticheer 3 роки тому +8

      @@namnam2701 There also appears to be a guy on a treadmill with a mask, gag, and his hands tied behind his back. The fuck are they testing? XD
      I love how much effort they put into a second-long gag.

  • @Khofax
    @Khofax Рік тому +16

    Withe 2022 World Cup in Qatar this is too grimly true

  • @user-ic2pt
    @user-ic2pt 2 роки тому +7

    1300 hours for 1700 dollars 💀💀

  • @aljowen
    @aljowen 8 років тому +4787

    I thought this was supposed to be a satire channel xD

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +6

      It is idiot

    • @mehditabti2658
      @mehditabti2658 4 роки тому +218

      Edits On Imovie are you fucking stupid or did your mother drop you as a child. Its called a joke

    • @GoatyLocks
      @GoatyLocks 4 роки тому +18

      Cristalboy lmao wtf is your problem g? Chill out

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +2

      Blue Roses lol I think he know

    • @editsonimovie8681
      @editsonimovie8681 4 роки тому +2

      Blue Roses the irony is you say he doesn’t know what the joke it

  • @shadowspire
    @shadowspire 4 роки тому +770

    man this is pretty much how it is lol. I currently work as a tile setter here in L.A. our crew is 15 people 13setters and 2 helpers as most helpers quit after only a few weeks because the job can be really demanding. We finished a 45ft×30ft wall with 100lb+thinset/mud tile sheets. carrying a 100lb stone sheet then adding mud and thinny was a pain. last week due to corona, our team was cut so now we have less workers and i had to mix 7k pounds of Mud to float a 2nd floor patio, then another 3k for the 3rd floor. They have to be mixed by hand since the whole build is done except the balcony/patio as they had issues and we weren't able to work on them till they were corrected. Working like this you really dont need the Gym lol but I like it, money's good and potential to grow is huge as well, luckily I don't work in this business in a 3rd world country.

    • @rocgames6035
      @rocgames6035 3 роки тому +64

      your the people that keep our country from sinking into total shit, so i thank you

    • @enzyme3254
      @enzyme3254 3 роки тому +37

      Reading this after coming back from the Wendy’s drive thru is really making me rethink my life

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +25

      We can't get exoskeletons fast enough.

    • @shadowspire
      @shadowspire 3 роки тому +16

      @@manictiger It would certainly make my life so much easier, hopefully some time soon. It would certainly be worth the money

    • @shadowspire
      @shadowspire 3 роки тому

      @@enzyme3254 how so?

  • @BlackEagle352
    @BlackEagle352 Рік тому +8

    Qatar: Interesting * *takes notes*

  • @CMCustom112
    @CMCustom112 2 роки тому +18

    This is the REALEST thing I have ever seen about construction. Pretty much my experience during my short lived construction career. Dont forget not having any work during winter.

  • @yam3946
    @yam3946 5 років тому +485

    The Onion being more informative than 90% of newsfeeds on this topic.

  • @lindafoxwood78
    @lindafoxwood78 4 роки тому +548

    I remember working on those stadiums, that was hard work. We only lost 6 guys that month; we didn't even have time off to attend their funerals. Dios los bendiga.

    • @kugelblitzingularity304
      @kugelblitzingularity304 4 роки тому +93

      No... people actively die from this shit? 'Only' 6 guys? Oh God. I'm so sorry.

    • @hello-ie8so
      @hello-ie8so 4 роки тому +56

      God, I should leave this comment section, too much depressing stuff here

    • @llll-xh1qr
      @llll-xh1qr 4 роки тому +14

      People in this comment section dont understand humour wtf xD

    • @hello-ie8so
      @hello-ie8so 4 роки тому +92

      @@llll-xh1qr no no, they understand it, but sometimes its so true that they can only truly enjoy it for a short time, then dark thoughts start to come. You are probably a kid, or kinda ignorant (no offense, im sorry i cant think of a better word). This vid has quite a dark sense of humor, I still enjoy it but its so true that its not funny anymore.

    • @lindafoxwood78
      @lindafoxwood78 4 роки тому +3

      @@llll-xh1qr Yup. Some times I think they do - but get in on the joke. :)

  • @Spheredalai
    @Spheredalai Рік тому +10

    i love how relatable this is in 2022

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something Рік тому +30

    Qatar be like

  • @sadpee7710
    @sadpee7710 4 роки тому +662

    """"low skilled worker"""" as the media would have described him if this were fr

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 3 роки тому +5

      Low skilled means not having to study lile cooks, and high skilled means lots of study, like medic lawyers and cjlhefs

    • @IndianGymBro
      @IndianGymBro 3 роки тому +38

      @@yagomizuma2275 I mean it's fine to use that term in a country where everyone has equal opportunity to attend University.

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 3 роки тому +2

      @@IndianGymBro but that is impossible in brazil

    • @Testimony_Of_JTF
      @Testimony_Of_JTF 3 роки тому +10

      @@yagomizuma2275 We have public education, it's just really bad Because we make social policies on the level of well developed nations

    • @Testimony_Of_JTF
      @Testimony_Of_JTF 3 роки тому

      @Luís Andrade Well yeah, it's kinda bad

  • @illpunchyouintheface9094
    @illpunchyouintheface9094 4 роки тому +179

    “the average person will come to muscle fatigue after carrying dozens of 90lbs bags”
    My heart randomly has shape pains by doing nothing

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 роки тому +2

      i walk up the stairs to my class on the third floor and have to take a moment's breather

    • @mason11198
      @mason11198 2 роки тому +4

      It's not too bad doing heavy lifting if you practice good form, its the other crap that gets you

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 10 місяців тому +1

      @@mason11198 do an extent, yeah, but dozens of 90lb bags? In heat? Even if the form is proper and even if you are strong, your muscular and cardiovascular system will be fucked up after that

    • @mason11198
      @mason11198 10 місяців тому +1

      @@juannaym8488 oh yeah for sure but I've personally done worse in simmilar heat, and even -15 once.
      I'm saying it's doable, certainly not ideal, and especially if your scope of work is doing that consistently every day.

  • @quaggykiwi8557
    @quaggykiwi8557 Рік тому +15

    qatar rn:

  • @milkgrapes6420
    @milkgrapes6420 Рік тому +14

    This is no longer satire

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +176

    Imagine being that migrant worker that the Onion had on hand just to sit there and watch Rodrigo finish his work after all those days.

  • @Miatpi
    @Miatpi 4 роки тому +139

    This is satire, yet I can't help to feel bad for him and every other construction worker living in such conditions :(

  • @skipelen
    @skipelen Рік тому +17

    History repeat it self isn't it?

  • @igoryegin9531
    @igoryegin9531 3 роки тому +310

    This is undoubtedly the most cynical piece of comedy I've ever seen in my life

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X 2 роки тому +17

      It's only cynical if it's based on theories, hypothesis, or guesses. This is based on real records. So it's more "realistic" than cynical

    • @mikhielrearaxin
      @mikhielrearaxin Рік тому

      This is genuinely what happens.

  • @ratsface2814
    @ratsface2814 4 роки тому +1711

    Every history book: Back then in those dark times, slavery was common. Unlike today, where everybody has the same rights.
    Me: 🤔

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 4 роки тому +256

      Yeah, we've come a long way. Nowadays _everyone_ gets to be a slave, regardless of color!

    • @Shanaoh
      @Shanaoh 4 роки тому +40

      Zebo12345 Fuck! You said it first!

    • @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502
      @ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 4 роки тому +144

      There are actually more slaves in the world now than at the height of the Atlantic slave trade. Granted the word population is also a lot bigger so it's a smaller proportion, but I wish schools wouldn't act as if slavery was over.

    • @sumdood8563
      @sumdood8563 4 роки тому +18

      Only acknowledge flaws in past tense.

    • @vcxz4009
      @vcxz4009 4 роки тому +2

      @Zebo12345
      Slave to what...?

  • @Ralphieboy
    @Ralphieboy Рік тому +7

    This is a summer holiday compared to conditions in Qatar

  • @thenuclearchild9661
    @thenuclearchild9661 Рік тому +6

    3:09
    Before: Untreated Infections - 1
    After: Untreated Infections - 3
    The nonchalant subtlety is hilarious.

  • @alondra5250
    @alondra5250 4 роки тому +1582

    I know this is satire but i almost cried cuz my dad is an undoc. construction worker

    • @KarenLeos91
      @KarenLeos91 4 роки тому +100

      Same. This video actually made me tear up a little, I couldn’t even finish it.

    • @mdsiamansary
      @mdsiamansary 4 роки тому +86

      You mean illegal

    • @davidtee5367
      @davidtee5367 4 роки тому +283

      @@mdsiamansary He works harder than your lazy ass, I'll bet you can't even be arsed to put on a mask! what instant carpal tunnel?

    • @mdsiamansary
      @mdsiamansary 4 роки тому +30

      @@davidtee5367 dude, I always wear mask. I started wearing masks and gloves when the covid count was under 10.

    • @grootsyt
      @grootsyt 4 роки тому +147

      @@mdsiamansary wow you must be so proud of yourself.

  • @askmeif
    @askmeif 8 років тому +166

    Praise and Honor to you at the Onion, for bringing us such high quality humor bearing hidden truths. Beautiful and well done to such detail it is astonishing, THANK YOU, Chris

  • @Mkharis257
    @Mkharis257 2 роки тому +26

    This isn't joke, satire, or sarcasm. This is real life documentary.

  • @smelvin6440
    @smelvin6440 3 роки тому +63

    They better not have fed him, that would make it way too easy for him.

  • @TheCaoth
    @TheCaoth 8 років тому +311

    A funny The Onion video -- I'm getting a bit nostalgic over here!

    • @gaedikus
      @gaedikus 8 років тому +12

      Seriously this.

  • @wiwentor
    @wiwentor Рік тому +16

    This is 6 years old i thought it was a joke about qatar... Darn

  • @KRawatXP2003
    @KRawatXP2003 Рік тому +5

    Another case of Onion's video coming true.

  • @asyncasync
    @asyncasync Рік тому +4

    They didn't even attempt to explain why he had not been paid, haha.

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 роки тому +404

    I thought this would be real
    Saw the channel after 30 sec, knew it was a joke
    Ended up being real lol

  • @forgodsakestopplz7944
    @forgodsakestopplz7944 5 років тому +38

    As a brazilian, just leaving a side note: 99% of all workers that made stadiums in Rio actually where from Bahia, therefore no São Paulo people were hurt.

    • @gladehartdreamer5620
      @gladehartdreamer5620 5 років тому +8

      actually, if 1% of the people where not from Bahia, then some of those where probably from São Paulo, thus most likely a few people from São Paulo were hurt.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +3

      Am I the only one who doesn't think the exact origin of the people who were hurt should be the key decider in whether or not to care?

    • @forgodsakestopplz7944
      @forgodsakestopplz7944 3 роки тому +1

      @@hazukichanx408 are you really trying to discuss about caring about people in a 2yl comment on a video from the onion?

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому

      @@forgodsakestopplz7944 Omigawd, why would I ever try to say things in a place? And at a time?! Jeezus F Christ, it's 2021 people, CURRENT YEAR ARGUMENT!

    • @forgodsakestopplz7944
      @forgodsakestopplz7944 3 роки тому

      @@hazukichanx408 its a comment on a onion video... Dont get all angry about it :)

  • @sloaneisenbart9347
    @sloaneisenbart9347 2 роки тому +12

    im in a union now, and this last contract had us working 10-11 hour days mon-sun.. no breaks, just 30 min lunch. . . im pretty sure this is why unions were made, to avoid 80 hour work weeks and nearly life threatening conditions . .

    • @gavins9846
      @gavins9846 Рік тому +2

      I'm definitely joining a union if I ever go construction. Doing landscaping right now.

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 10 місяців тому +1

      I live in Austria and in my country, we have a union of unions. They are all working together and bind their ressources when negotiating working conditions and payment. They even represent you in legal issues when you don't have ressources for a lawyer, they support public health care systems, protect your rights as a tenant if you pay rent... They basically work for the wellbeing of the people.
      The gov doesn't give a flying shit about us, they are all in the pockets of criminals, and we don't really have a democratic system, but the unions managed to give us pretty good lives

  • @tartaruganinja6438
    @tartaruganinja6438 2 роки тому +9

    Rodrigo Henrique Moreira da Silva is a really good Brazilian name,
    and at 3:18 they even wrote a portuguese part to the sign that says "you should be ashamed sportology!" Why does the onion have better brazilian representation than most movies😭😭

  • @twowords.1041
    @twowords.1041 8 років тому +690

    LOL $1.23 US an hour LOL

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 5 років тому +47

      Lucas Sanctus
      Oh, where I live being an internee means working for free while being targeted by your superiors who would try to get you fired ASAP.

    • @seanhammer6296
      @seanhammer6296 5 років тому +134

      No, zero per hour because they didn't pay him.

    • @cadenhenderson4322
      @cadenhenderson4322 5 років тому +28

      @@AAhmou That's what an unpaid internship is like anywhere lol

    • @lucasrfma
      @lucasrfma 5 років тому +33

      I dont think construction workers make only minimum wage here, but many people do and minimum wage in Brazil is around 250 dollars/month working 44h/week, which is like 1.35/hour

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 4 роки тому +6

      Hey man if illegal aliens will do it for $1.23 an hour you got to too, thats america babyyy

  • @velvetmidnight9535
    @velvetmidnight9535 4 роки тому +74

    I work in construction. Do everything from setting up steel to finishing concrete.
    Etc etc.
    I can confirm this legitimacy

  • @AdeleiTeillana
    @AdeleiTeillana Рік тому +16

    I normally laugh a lot at Onion videos, but there wasn't much that was funny about this one since it's just 100% accurate to the way things actually are.

    • @bigbuba5212
      @bigbuba5212 Рік тому

      Felt more like a mock than satire

  • @mental_breakdance7227
    @mental_breakdance7227 Рік тому +17

    Qatar world cup in a nutshell.

  • @hectorcastillo1239
    @hectorcastillo1239 5 років тому +114

    This shit was in my recomend list and I didn't notice that it was made by the onion so I almost spent half of the video thinking it was a legit documentary i feel so stupid rn in my defense Im pretty high lol

    • @Epro95
      @Epro95 4 роки тому +3

      Everything about what you typed makes me not like you

    • @hectorcastillo1239
      @hectorcastillo1239 4 роки тому +13

      @@Epro95 my comment wasn't ment for you to like me, who the hell is mad after just finished watching a comedy sketch I'm just glad I dont know you cuz you sound like a bitter asshole

    • @renaissancechimp667
      @renaissancechimp667 3 роки тому +4

      @@Epro95 okay? No need to be an asshole. Keep it to yourself, he doesn’t even know you so he doesn’t care if you don’t like him.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, the joke this time is that this is basically an accurate documentary.
      Also that you probably won't see this on the news because it dampens people's spirits about the human cost of sportsball - see also concussed ex-athletes who develop dementia, college athletes being paid nothing for their efforts... and so on and so forth.

  • @MsGenXodus
    @MsGenXodus 3 роки тому +31

    Every construction worker knows the best job-related skill to have is being able to play "Chase your check" for weeks on end.

    • @AmericasComic
      @AmericasComic 2 роки тому +3

      I'd give this comment a like, but our offices are backed up so you're going to have to come back next week for it.

  • @DefaOmega
    @DefaOmega Рік тому +12

    This was Qatar to a tee

  • @jackwood594
    @jackwood594 Рік тому +8

    Why isn’t anyone talking about how he worked 1334 hours in 8 weeks lol he did 24 hours a day

  • @CoderShare
    @CoderShare 6 років тому +58

    This is too real for the World Cup Construction workers in Qatar.

  • @BenTheItalianPanda
    @BenTheItalianPanda 3 роки тому +24

    it seems like the real test of human strength and ability is the guys who build the stadiums instead of the ones who compete in them.

  • @JD-rox
    @JD-rox 4 місяці тому +4

    If you do the math, Rodrigo made less than $3.00/h. That is… if the Onion decides to pay him.

    • @random_orange
      @random_orange Місяць тому

      Overpaid. He should be paid less

  • @jimmyrussels6631
    @jimmyrussels6631 3 роки тому +18

    "But, since rodrigo relies on wages to provide rent and food for his family, he maintained a steady pace of ten cement bags per hour"
    Holy shit this is so dead on it isnt even funny

  • @DeletedDelusion
    @DeletedDelusion 8 років тому +130

    That was absolutely brilliant, the part at the end made me LOL.
    Makes you think though, who the real athletes are...

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 5 років тому +15

      too true.
      you know those 'natural bodybuilders' ?
      they can't hold a candle to a regular third world country laborer

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 роки тому

      @@gendoruwo6322 A regular third world country laborer will probably not get enought food and will also get muscle damage from doing the same gestures for too long without a break. Both things are not a problem for a bodybuilder, so yeah, that person will actually ''hold a candle''.

  • @thedompatrinhoofficial
    @thedompatrinhoofficial Рік тому +7

    Now change Rodrigo into Random Indian workers in Qatar 😅

  • @Itchy__
    @Itchy__ 3 роки тому +26

    It's terrible that this happens, and it doesn't just happen to construction workers, some bosses just try to avoid paying their workers as much as they can

  • @austinpowers4516
    @austinpowers4516 8 років тому +425

    I don't get how The Onion makes so much lazy crap, and then makes something great like this

    • @ms.l8927
      @ms.l8927 5 років тому +153

      They must have multiple writers with different levels of skills and work ethics.

    • @Pupcat
      @Pupcat 5 років тому +37

      The lazy videos help fuel them for the big ones imnotserious

    • @Action2me
      @Action2me 5 років тому +19

      Why don't you write your own satire blog and news videos?

    • @Blanksmithy123
      @Blanksmithy123 5 років тому +53

      @@Action2me so anytime u call something crap u have to try it yourself first?

    • @batowner1
      @batowner1 5 років тому +72

      @@Blanksmithy123 Yup if you call a song trash you must dedicate 30 years of your life to music to see if it's actually trash.

  • @scottwilkinson7890
    @scottwilkinson7890 6 років тому +85

    Again the Onion shows us that reality and parody are indistinguishable in our Brave New World.

  • @wolfVFV
    @wolfVFV Рік тому +6

    The UA-cam algorithm Always knows what is relevant

  • @allhailthemightyicecreamco5448
    @allhailthemightyicecreamco5448 3 роки тому +6

    I love how Rodrigo looks very excited and doesn't look like he was forced to do this.

  • @LeoAr37
    @LeoAr37 8 років тому +233

    Please add subtitles in spanish so I can share!

    • @Skaxarrat
      @Skaxarrat 8 років тому +27

      The 'Share' button works fine even with subs

    • @Nexus-bf3ut
      @Nexus-bf3ut 6 років тому +111

      So he can share them with his non-English speaking friends, fucktard.

    • @nekotamo5154
      @nekotamo5154 6 років тому +16

      Sorry no, this is a anglo-brazilian production, adding Spanish subtitles would be cultural appropriation. /s

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 років тому +6

      @@nekotamo5154 It wouldn't even be the right language...

    • @girlykyuu1185
      @girlykyuu1185 5 років тому

      @@nekotamo5154 booo

  • @blackscoped
    @blackscoped 4 роки тому +10

    As a construction worker working on the "i4-Ultimate" project in Orlando florida, this is how it REALLY is being a construction worker

  • @nikolajchristov7590
    @nikolajchristov7590 3 роки тому +5

    Guy in red shirt: Are you ready?
    Rodrigo: *nods enthusiastically*

  • @samhandwich1326
    @samhandwich1326 Рік тому +3

    The Onion makes videos on questions you think of while high

  • @thas1227
    @thas1227 5 років тому +221

    Do people not realize the message? It's that their labor goes unappreciated because they aren't decorated sports figures. Most people actually work much harder than pro athletes.

    • @TheSamgo
      @TheSamgo 4 роки тому +57

      The point is to illustrate the fact that workers that try to finish stadiums for a company as corrupt as Fifa are overworked and what basically amount to slavery

    • @HostileJabberwocky32
      @HostileJabberwocky32 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheSamgo No that's not the point. The point is that their work is far more impressive than the soccer player's. Slave-like conditions is a huge stretch.

    • @TheSamgo
      @TheSamgo 4 роки тому +40

      @@HostileJabberwocky32No bud it really isn't. Horrible work conditions have been a backdrop to all of fifa championships unfortunately. Besides the onion always was very left.

    • @3AMJH
      @3AMJH 4 роки тому +12

      Might as well be both points.

    • @HyperkalemiaSineWave
      @HyperkalemiaSineWave 4 роки тому +8

      V Facure These conditions are literally killer, people’s lives are significantly shortened and their quality of life significantly reduced because of strain and injuries from this kind of work

  • @PropaneWP
    @PropaneWP 8 років тому +2741

    According to capitalism theory, you will succeed if you work hard enough. This man didn't succeed, therefore he is lazy.

    • @ride0RgetR0DE0n
      @ride0RgetR0DE0n 8 років тому +240

      Are you dumb or something? People who work hard are not guaranteed success just like you aren't guaranteed anything in life but those that work hard will have a much higher chance of succeeding. You also have to pick you work. If you work hard in manual labor you will never get anywhere. Maybe use logic once in a while it will keep you from looking stupid.

    • @Marshydarshy
      @Marshydarshy 8 років тому +649

      Based God, are you saying that nobody should ever work in manual labor since it can't get anywhere? Man, that's brilliant I can't wait to see what that society looks like.

    • @ride0RgetR0DE0n
      @ride0RgetR0DE0n 8 років тому +116

      +Marshymallow no dummy what I'm saying is that if you enter into a menial construction job don't be surprised when your hard work isn't rewarded with a big sum of money.

    • @13ururu13
      @13ururu13 8 років тому +511

      +Based God I think you missed the point which was to point out the fault in the capitalist theory

    • @vasectomyfail442
      @vasectomyfail442 8 років тому +344

      of course he's lazy, his skin is waaay darker than mine, his hair is black and he lives in the same country his ancestors did. what a piece of shit.