Fixing TF2's Terrible Weapons

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  • @Mr.k.jennedy
    @Mr.k.jennedy 5 місяців тому +2261

    I think we should fix this video by giving it bleed

    • @spatiffy
      @spatiffy 5 місяців тому +73

      and also lowering its base damage by 90%

    • @klaralovesramen
      @klaralovesramen 5 місяців тому +28

      @@spatiffy and removing random crits

    • @radiantbluewolf7436
      @radiantbluewolf7436 4 місяці тому +26

      @@klaralovesramen yeah, 100% crits is technically removing random crits

    • @maxlaihc
      @maxlaihc 4 місяці тому +7

      not enough, we have to give it a -50% clip size

    • @FanFanatic-ds7bo
      @FanFanatic-ds7bo 4 місяці тому +9

      and by giving 3 time damage to teleporter if on a rainy sunday

  • @NovaStorm93
    @NovaStorm93 6 місяців тому +1958

    "i hate how snipers come out of nowhere and you cant see them"
    "i let sniper jump onto any map geometry so he can hide better"
    ??? is there any consistency in your own rebalances?

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 5 місяців тому +1

      I let Sniper move faster, jump higher, and made 2 rifles ignore the nerfs given

    • @LunarDoor
      @LunarDoor 5 місяців тому +217

      yea its bleed damage

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 5 місяців тому +43

      @@thewitchofgreed this is wonderful optimism

    • @colorblindcoder
      @colorblindcoder 5 місяців тому +6

      I believe the idea is that he fixed the problem that the hiding would create

    • @colorblindcoder
      @colorblindcoder 5 місяців тому +1

      I believe the idea is that he fixed the problem that the hiding would create

  • @DaManWithGun
    @DaManWithGun 6 місяців тому +4171

    This is either an elaborate shitpost or the ultimate proof that not just Valve doesn't know what to do with this game but the community doesn't either

    • @That_One_Fool
      @That_One_Fool 6 місяців тому +49

      agreed

    • @skaiTF
      @skaiTF 6 місяців тому +9

      real

    • @unclejojo3702
      @unclejojo3702 6 місяців тому +16

      None of us do that this point

    • @greensharktwod
      @greensharktwod 6 місяців тому +89

      what 7 years with no update does to mfs (plural)

    • @Syco600
      @Syco600 6 місяців тому +19

      When you want fun alternative options instead of shitty, boring side grades in a video game:

  • @Moon_GUY_number_1
    @Moon_GUY_number_1 5 місяців тому +1368

    “+25% bullet speed” ahh video

    • @ekris5072
      @ekris5072 5 місяців тому +3

      “Gain a speed boost after reloading” ass plug

    • @anbubu
      @anbubu 4 місяці тому +67

      "+15s bleed"

    • @Smengy_Golf_Official
      @Smengy_Golf_Official 4 місяці тому +32

      Bro is speaking TF2 Stats 💀

    • @Kiwi-9381
      @Kiwi-9381 3 місяці тому +8

      ass*

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 2 місяці тому +4

      No, he did not say ass. Get with the program, nobody cares if you hate slang.

  • @onecaleb9741
    @onecaleb9741 6 місяців тому +842

    >somehow remove any leftover reason to keep using the enforcer
    >literally state you can negate its bleeding effect if you use the cozy camper
    "BUFFED"

    • @eternadash
      @eternadash 4 місяці тому +14

      Infinite IQ I Swear

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 4 місяці тому +19

      but think about it if you bleed irl you can get an infection and if you get an infection you can die so actually bleed is op

  • @blitzkrieg4689
    @blitzkrieg4689 6 місяців тому +3958

    all the nerfs made sense when he said he was a soldier main.

    • @That_One_Fool
      @That_One_Fool 6 місяців тому +132

      couldn't have said it better myself

    • @mr.monkey354
      @mr.monkey354 6 місяців тому +169

      Also the fact he thinks direct hit shouldn't be nerfed, r.i.p. loch n load, more difficult and satisfying

    • @xx_meemlord_xx2623
      @xx_meemlord_xx2623 6 місяців тому +41

      Directed is balanced though it doesn't have any splash so you have to actually hit your shots and you only get an extra 25 damage which doesn't matter for a lot of classes

    • @Indioh
      @Indioh 6 місяців тому +25

      Love the fact he didn't nerf the Direct Hit lol... Im a Soldier main and that weapon is def broken in any 1v1 scenario

    • @masonkay7024
      @masonkay7024 6 місяців тому

      @@mr.monkey354your stupid

  • @TileblockRJ
    @TileblockRJ 6 місяців тому +1394

    -doesnt buff the Southern Hospitality
    -Gives the Enforcer bleed effects while making it worse somehow
    -makes the Sharpened Volcano Fragment bleed
    This man is chronicly addicted to bleeding

    • @masterofdoots5965
      @masterofdoots5965 5 місяців тому +146

      He's a vampire

    • @FerBro_GMODder
      @FerBro_GMODder 5 місяців тому +41

      drg driller with vampirism passive perk

    • @bitnn4703
      @bitnn4703 5 місяців тому +26

      His brain is bleeding

    • @LG555
      @LG555 5 місяців тому +36

      He thinks bleed is a strong mechanic, because it mildly counters Spy and Sniper (it's barely an inconvinience).

    • @eduardomontenegro8209
      @eduardomontenegro8209 5 місяців тому +10

      the buff he gave to the southern hospitality only made it better against spy, the worst class in the game

  • @AsterDXZ
    @AsterDXZ 5 місяців тому +465

    We noticed you always have issues with getting mugged when walking down the street, to fix this, we removed your ability to carry anything. That way when people try to rob you, there’s nothing they can steal! *BUFFED*

    • @askamikaze3936
      @askamikaze3936 4 місяці тому +15

      UK type shit

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 4 місяці тому +9

      @@askamikaze3936 OMG SO TRUE! he must have been attacked by knives so he always bleeds so he thinks bleed is OP af

    • @mastery_egg7071
      @mastery_egg7071 2 місяці тому +2

      Even your organs have been removed! Buffed!!!!

  • @mikonson4091
    @mikonson4091 6 місяців тому +400

    I refuse to believe this isn't an almost 37 minute TF2 shitpost.

    • @Mientus_official
      @Mientus_official 19 днів тому +3

      it literary is, how did this fool so many people

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 5 годин тому

      @@Mientus_official Yeah the enforcer buff was a dead giveaway LMFAO

  • @Mr_Sega
    @Mr_Sega 6 місяців тому +1631

    "The phlog isn't OP, it's the scorch shot's fault!"
    *makes the scorch shot able to burn a lot of people on a chokepoint*

    • @elizabethopoussm
      @elizabethopoussm 6 місяців тому +18

      I mean to be fair he basically just made it longer range flames seeing as they don't really do any damage on their own, I mean he had to waste like all of his ammo to do 150 damage tbh it seems mildy annoying and best and horrible at worst

    • @Dog_Man752
      @Dog_Man752 6 місяців тому +78

      ​@@elizabethopoussm But it's still doing EXACTLY what he said it was doing as a problem: just looking in their general direction and spam. It's not fixing the problem, it's just trying to sidestep it, like every other problem he mentions!

    • @Pestondemand
      @Pestondemand 5 місяців тому +8

      @@elizabethopoussm If you wanna fix scorch you get rid of mini crits and stun
      Phlog is even easier. lower ammo, no taunt, and disable Uber for medic
      The goal is to fix, not create a nuisance. It’s a flare gun not the syringe gun.

    • @TylerGoatMan
      @TylerGoatMan 5 місяців тому +16

      @@Mr_Sega Great Blue probably said it best in a reaction video on his second channel. “It’s like communism, he actively and correctly states what the real problem is, then proceeds to “fix” it in the worst way possible.”

    • @TheSixteen60
      @TheSixteen60 5 місяців тому

      At least it won’t charge the Phlog meter.

  • @CuddlyTheMadElite
    @CuddlyTheMadElite 6 місяців тому +2268

    The Enforcer changes were a massive nerf. You know what’s better than bleed? Killing your opponent.

    • @HannahBieb777
      @HannahBieb777 6 місяців тому +185

      He literally made the enforcer the worst weapon in the game 😂

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 6 місяців тому +149

      He renames it to the executioner but the damn thing can only kill a kunai spy that didn't backstab anyone
      Edit: damn it literally can't kill jack shit

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 6 місяців тому +78

      The google doc in the description says the Enforcer was changed again, now the stats are:
      +100% faster firing speed
      -250% accuracy
      +50% slower reload speed
      Successive shots become less accurate
      Which is admittedly better than the one bullet design, but this still seems like a downgrade from stock IMO. You get higher DPS but it's only usable at close range, and if the shit accuracy makes you miss your shots then you're punished with an extra long reload. But you're expected to spam your shots because it's literally the only upside! Yet another weapon from this guy that punishes you for using it lol

    • @gabrielsantosbastos5257
      @gabrielsantosbastos5257 6 місяців тому +24

      He tried to make a tranquiliser gun but he failed

    • @elecman748
      @elecman748 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@dankmemes8254and had 3 hp

  • @v1tam1n_C
    @v1tam1n_C 5 місяців тому +616

    “I sawed off your legs. BUT I made your crawl speed twice as fast. BUFFED!”

    • @burntapplz
      @burntapplz 5 місяців тому +16

      The only thing that made me laugh the entire video

    • @Thatguyfromsquidsville
      @Thatguyfromsquidsville 5 місяців тому +11

      Stolen comment

    • @NickTheCodeMechanic
      @NickTheCodeMechanic 4 місяці тому

      "I cut off your balls, but made you irresistibly attractive to every woman on earth. BUFFED."

    • @NickTheCodeMechanic
      @NickTheCodeMechanic 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Thatguyfromsquidsvillestill funny tho

    • @Containers-v7m
      @Containers-v7m 5 днів тому

      @@NickTheCodeMechanicwas a stolen comment from a comment section in great blue’s video about this

  • @gamertf2
    @gamertf2 6 місяців тому +3564

    >soldier main
    >50 hours in game
    >nerfs spy
    lmao

    • @Raelyn
      @Raelyn 6 місяців тому

      It's a dumb fucking video on the whole, but I was fine with his Spy changes atleast (except Enforcer, that shit is not pointless and is one of the best revolvers in Highlander). His logic for the Kunai is absolutely correct and it makes Spy braindead, and we all know Diamondback is retarded.

    • @Bossatron9000
      @Bossatron9000 6 місяців тому +109

      Not suprised in the slightest

    • @gornokunforsomereasons3219
      @gornokunforsomereasons3219 6 місяців тому +77

      That would be funnier if he was pyro main

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 6 місяців тому +36

      Surprised he didnt nerf engy nor heavy more
      Well no
      Even soldier mains agree heavy is super UP and sniper really really does need nerfs reworks or change of tactics

    • @cursedeighty
      @cursedeighty 6 місяців тому +49

      >gives scout a better kunai that shoots that makes him basically immortal as long as you hit your shots

  • @3st3ban70
    @3st3ban70 6 місяців тому +3556

    r/tf2 : "let the community make changes to the game"
    what the community does :

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat 6 місяців тому +147

      wait until you find out it's not a hivemind

    • @darkarma9368
      @darkarma9368 6 місяців тому +161

      im glad valve doesn't allow community made updates anymore

    • @alexm.a.d892
      @alexm.a.d892 6 місяців тому +55

      Probably better than what valve did to majority of the weapons

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 6 місяців тому +125

      Community: "We want to balance the game, we're better at it then Valve Devs"
      Also community: *nerfs 90% of spy unlocks*

    • @3st3ban70
      @3st3ban70 6 місяців тому +69

      @@danielsurvivor1372 community : "we want to balance the game"
      community : "vomits on their keyboard"

  • @seth1450
    @seth1450 6 місяців тому +1165

    “Guys I balanced the weapons!” Makes unnecessary reworks, creates demonstrably worse or situational weapons, nerfs the worst class in the game, makes sniper changes that contradict each other
    Yeah man great stuff

    • @cursedspaghetti795
      @cursedspaghetti795 6 місяців тому +10

      exactly

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 6 місяців тому +59

      "Let's punish spy harder!" The video

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 6 місяців тому +81

      The contradictory, ignoreable nerfs were particularly infuriating. Why nerf Sniper if he can equip two weapons that get rid of those nerfs?

    • @whenbruh8168
      @whenbruh8168 6 місяців тому +1

      I feel like there was few that were interesting, like Medics, but yeah.

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 6 місяців тому

      @@whenbruh8168 syringe guns do not need to be changed. Nerf the crossbow and that is ut

  • @the_real_scottish_resistance
    @the_real_scottish_resistance 5 місяців тому +415

    >goes on a 2 minute rant on how sniper is too stealthy and has too much camping capabilities
    >adds 2 weapons that not only completely negate the nerfs but also buff his ammo immensely
    >wtf

    • @theworldisafrog
      @theworldisafrog 5 місяців тому +30

      >makes a cringey sex joke a couple minutes later
      >moves on to soldier

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 4 місяці тому +27

      >rants about diamondback being too rewarding
      >says that he buffed it
      >shows footage of new diamondback being terrible
      >says that the weapon is good and he's just ''bad at spy''

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 4 місяці тому +1

      Do people not realize that the kill cam tells you where the sniper killed you from?

  • @lilyzzworld
    @lilyzzworld 6 місяців тому +862

    The L'exécuteur's entire point of flinching a Sniper is nullified by the cosy camper, which you buffed.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 6 місяців тому +88

      Or just killing the sniper

    • @crimpsonfang9
      @crimpsonfang9 6 місяців тому +19

      Or the sniper taking his melee out

    • @gimmymorefood9938
      @gimmymorefood9938 6 місяців тому +19

      @@dankmemes8254 harder said than done when said sniper is a 2K+ sniper main who keeps pubstomping my entire team solo.

    • @akdreamer6497
      @akdreamer6497 6 місяців тому +22

      ​​@@gimmymorefood9938 Do you really think the new Enforcer is going to help when you miss your only shot and have to reload

    • @gimmymorefood9938
      @gimmymorefood9938 6 місяців тому +13

      @@akdreamer6497 the enforcer change was terrible and is straight up nerfing the enforcer.

  • @Finnaware
    @Finnaware 6 місяців тому +2464

    No Gas passer? No hot hand? No sun on a stick?

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 6 місяців тому +459

      those weapons are too overpowered to be changed

    • @parkermarker742
      @parkermarker742 6 місяців тому +125

      no sandman?

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +796

      In due time my friend. I wanted to keep this video relatively small since I knew many of the changes would be problematic

    • @Thetexianheathen
      @Thetexianheathen 6 місяців тому +53

      I'd add the wrangler to that list but nerfing it instead.

    • @rockowlgamer631
      @rockowlgamer631 6 місяців тому +179

      @@HeyGrouch Problematic is under selling how big these changes were.

  • @alechandro89
    @alechandro89 6 місяців тому +1595

    bro nerfed the enforcer somehow :skull:

    • @Zero_de_Nova
      @Zero_de_Nova 6 місяців тому +43

      I konw right? Why...it shod not be nerved.

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 6 місяців тому +140

      I'm telling ya bro, if community was responsible for balancing, Spy would eventually get nerfed to oblivion

    • @SanctuaryGuardian
      @SanctuaryGuardian 6 місяців тому +18

      why putting bleed? its pretty pointless as you'd make less damage, die first and the other guy would prob survive

    • @bryansantos9979
      @bryansantos9979 6 місяців тому +16

      I was excited when enforcer came up until he somehow made it even worse

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 6 місяців тому +12

      He turned it into the Liberator pistol from WWII.

  • @ThePuddingStone
    @ThePuddingStone 6 місяців тому +379

    "Hey guys, so you know that one spy gun that is basically trash? Yeah but what if it couldn't shoot for shit, but -- hear me out -- made you bleed for 8 seconds!"
    So there's this really cool thing in tf2 called the health pack right..

    • @SqwimpyTF
      @SqwimpyTF 6 місяців тому +31

      He must think the cleaver is overpowered.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 5 місяців тому +14

      @@SqwimpyTFhe uses wrap assassin cleaver I bet

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 4 місяці тому +12

      but guys think about it if you get an infection from bleeding that means you have to go to the hospital and potentially die so bleed is op

    • @Sus_pumpkin
      @Sus_pumpkin 2 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@totolias2010and also bleed rhymes with peed and saying I peed on the enemy with the enforcer is op af buffed

    • @themilkman562
      @themilkman562 2 місяці тому

      The enforcer isn’t trash. It’s just kinda there. It isn’t worse than the stock, just a tiny bit better.

  • @GRAHAMICVS
    @GRAHAMICVS 6 місяців тому +1038

    >nerfs the sniper into the ground, with somewhat actually good reworks
    >changes a weapon so it isnt affected by tracers, one of the main characteristics of the entire rework
    >changes the dds to make it so you can jump 20 feet into the air and quickly reposition yourself in a moments notice
    and that, my friends, is how the entire server became sniper v sniper class wars

    • @ammi5311
      @ammi5311 6 місяців тому +51

      Heat frog build war

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser 6 місяців тому +27

      I mean making the heat maker do basically nothing on body shots seems like a pretty damn big nerf to counter the lack of tracers. But yeah the jumping thing is crazy lol

    • @GRAHAMICVS
      @GRAHAMICVS 6 місяців тому +3

      @Chicken-Chaser fair point but it's more so "shoot a few times, reposition if enemy catches on" and rinse and repeat until they're dead

    • @ethandavis7310
      @ethandavis7310 6 місяців тому +19

      All he did was reduce ammo and add tracers, hardly a nerf into the ground. If it was 5-7 rounds I'd consider it a change that did anything at all. Tracers are cool, but he can still go on an uninhibited quickscope rampage dealing 150dmg a second from any range. Then the danger shield and cozy camper buffs lmao what are we doing here?

    • @malignantpootis213
      @malignantpootis213 6 місяців тому +12

      If you want to nerf Sniper, then make him less dangerous up close (within 500 hu) and at extreme distances (2000 hu and beyond). I thought about sweetspot ranges for the Sniper Rifles because tracer rounds basically do nothing to stop a half-decent Sniper that can reliably hit headshots, and a skilled Sniper becomes very oppressive very quickly

  • @poker3542
    @poker3542 6 місяців тому +770

    Fixing tf2 weapons ❌
    Making tf2 weapons worse✅

  • @nullvoid2560
    @nullvoid2560 6 місяців тому +1802

    dont let this guy cook ever again

  • @toast9884
    @toast9884 6 місяців тому +75

    > Sniper is too strong, he's too hard to pin down
    > *Reworks the danger shield to make it even harder to pin him down*
    Outstanding move

  • @Jay-nh6um
    @Jay-nh6um 5 місяців тому +171

    The reveal of the new Scorch Shot has a comedic timing few people can achieve.
    "The problem with this weapon is that you can just spam it into a general direction. So here is what I did:" **Proceeds to spam 8 shots per second**

  • @Space_Enjoyers
    @Space_Enjoyers 6 місяців тому +580

    Mf has cooked so badly, that every singular comment on this video is "don't cook again", congrats.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 6 місяців тому +32

      Our expectations were low
      But Holy shit

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 6 місяців тому +13

      He made the enforcer go from nostalgic throwback to intentionally gimping yourself

    • @psy-fi64
      @psy-fi64 6 місяців тому +5

      @@korhol2065 The modern Enforcer isn't even that bad. It's niche, but the downsides are negligible enough that it's still totally usable.

  • @manhoovy193
    @manhoovy193 6 місяців тому +1261

    I love that he nerfed the sniper, but gave him weapons that make him as strong as before the nerfs

    • @artifactU
      @artifactU 6 місяців тому +33

      balance 👍

    • @GRAHAMICVS
      @GRAHAMICVS 6 місяців тому +210

      Not only just as strong, but STRONGER as he's able to reposition super quick with the darwin

    • @manhoovy193
      @manhoovy193 6 місяців тому +43

      @@GRAHAMICVS I think he's a closeted sniper main

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy 6 місяців тому +126

      He nerfed Sniper’s ammo, but proceeded to buff the Cozy Camper to increase the Sniper’s ammo to more than it was BEFORE the nerf.

    • @masonkay7024
      @masonkay7024 6 місяців тому +4

      @@GrassiestGrassyI mean you become unable to defend your self well

  • @awesomepenguin69
    @awesomepenguin69 6 місяців тому +197

    This is either a well committed shitpost or this man has genuinely never played tf2

  • @TeamForter2
    @TeamForter2 6 місяців тому +451

    HOW DID YOU EVEN MAKE THE ENFORCER WORSE!?!?!?

    • @elecman748
      @elecman748 4 місяці тому

      *HOW DID YOU MAKE A WORSE TRIVALMAN SHIEV???*

  • @Stevetstevets
    @Stevetstevets 6 місяців тому +1181

    "the kunai already looks like a throwing knife"
    how do we tell him

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 6 місяців тому +16

      You mean the fact the kunai isn't?

    • @idkwho5339
      @idkwho5339 6 місяців тому +265

      @@soundrogue4472 no, the kunai is based off of a real throwing knife

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 6 місяців тому +7

      @@idkwho5339 Where; what knife.

    • @ronanclark2129
      @ronanclark2129 6 місяців тому +56

      What if it's based off the fictional uses of a real tool 😢

    • @lunalesombras1150
      @lunalesombras1150 6 місяців тому +181

      ​@@soundrogue4472the Kunai, used by feudal Japanese farmers and in Shinobi disciplines. It's a shovel, climbing implement, and if the need arises, a thrown weapon used to cut.

  • @freddiekruger3339
    @freddiekruger3339 6 місяців тому +1663

    These are some psychotic balance changes and im still only in the heavy section

    • @freddiekruger3339
      @freddiekruger3339 6 місяців тому +517

      Ok yea, I can't finish the video what the actual fuck were you thinking lol

    • @freddiekruger3339
      @freddiekruger3339 6 місяців тому +287

      I look forwards to the follow up video of how the server instantly became heavy v heavy class wars

    • @Ban-zx9se
      @Ban-zx9se 6 місяців тому +155

      He gave heavy the most busted free mobility I've ever had the displeasure to see come through fruition lmao
      Edit: nvm Dalokahs bar doesnt fully refill GRU hp drain its fine

    • @freddiekruger3339
      @freddiekruger3339 6 місяців тому +106

      Medic buffed to have a syringe gun capable of solo defense and health on melee kill as the second fastest class in the game, heavy buffed across almost every unlock, quick fix untouched, diamondback2back not dealing enough on the crit to be remotely useful. Grouch definitely has a sick and twisted mind. (I hope I'm not being too mean though, I recognize you probably put a lot of work into this and certainly hope that the tests go well and everyone has fun, just baffled at where you got these ideas from)

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +313

      Thanks for the feedback! It's not rude at all! I will fully admit to being a noob at multiplayer game balance since most of the games I've made are singleplayer. That's why I'm excited to try these changes out and see what you guys think! Your critique of the Diamond Back-To-Back is probably true but I wanted to stay on the safe side for the first playtest since, as you pointed out, a lot of the buffs are already pretty strong.
      But as for Heavy... Let's be honest, he basically has one loadout: Tomislav, Sandwich, GRU. (Or maybe stock minigun if you're really feeling frisky.) He definitely needed some big sweeping buffs so we could see a little variation is his gameplay, at least in my opinion. Did I go too far with them? Possibly! Only one way to find out, really.
      Same with Medic: If you're not running the Crossbow and Ubersaw, you're basically not even playing the class. I really don't think a Medic gaining some overheal is gonna be significantly better than gaining 25-75% Uber.
      And the Quick-Fix is the GOAT. I'll explain in a later video. It. Is. The. GOAT.

  • @joshwakefield8980
    @joshwakefield8980 5 місяців тому +141

    Dawg. Imagine you’re pushing the cart on dustbowl through one of its chokier segments, and 2 enemy pyros have the scorch shot.

    • @NickTheCodeMechanic
      @NickTheCodeMechanic 4 місяці тому +1

      @@joshwakefield8980 ** pulls out Amby ***
      "Ah, wait that's right... " 💀 ☠️

    • @ITrashman115
      @ITrashman115 3 місяці тому +9

      pushing the cart on dustbowl?????

    • @Sus_pumpkin
      @Sus_pumpkin Місяць тому

      @@ITrashman115 he buffed dust bowl careful about the bleed too

    • @william3371
      @william3371 15 днів тому

      @@ITrashman115
      Bro's using the ai-generated version of TF2

    • @gretathunburg8863
      @gretathunburg8863 15 днів тому

      @@ITrashman115
      How dare he insert himself into a discussion about a game he clearly knows nothing about or hasn't actually played!

  • @litothompson97
    @litothompson97 6 місяців тому +577

    Bro watched 1 Great Blue video and thought "I can do that".

    • @iamewp
      @iamewp 6 місяців тому +5

      lol

    • @johannesneumayer6041
      @johannesneumayer6041 6 місяців тому +23

      Spoiler Alert: No. No, he couldn’t .

    • @lichy2390
      @lichy2390 5 місяців тому +10

      tbh i dont think great blue can do it either T-T

    • @realchiknuggets
      @realchiknuggets 5 місяців тому +6

      @@lichy2390 TRUE… BASED

  • @benbot0733
    @benbot0733 6 місяців тому +184

    Ngl, I think the biggest sin of this video was thinking the family business has 7 shots in the clip when it actually has 8

    • @largin386
      @largin386 6 місяців тому +30

      That’s how you know he doesn’t actually play the game

  • @Taifun_TV
    @Taifun_TV 6 місяців тому +965

    Yeah, this is officially the worst Team Fortress 2 video of 2024

    • @metalllich3493
      @metalllich3493 6 місяців тому +4

      Я давно не играл в хольсомную игрушку, можно объяснить конкретику почему его изменения плохие?

    • @Stefantheseaweed
      @Stefantheseaweed 6 місяців тому +28

      HE MADE ENFORCER EVEN WORSE! HOW THE FU-

    • @rustamalex9719
      @rustamalex9719 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@@metalllich3493 Enforcer статы:
      +больше урона когда на тебе маскировка
      +пенетрация всех щитов
      -на 20% медленнее стреляет
      Enforcer-Executioner:
      +противник получает кровотечение (8 сек) при попадании
      -один патрон в магазине
      -в три раза меньше патронов в резерве
      -урон при попадании меньше в 10 раз
      -перезарядка в 2 раза медленнее

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 6 місяців тому +2

      Best*

    • @gwin3618
      @gwin3618 6 місяців тому +6

      В кое-то веке, я согласен с тайфуном. Это просто мрак

  • @MrNewVegas436
    @MrNewVegas436 5 місяців тому +180

    him struggling against bots the entire video really shows the kind of guy we're working with here

    • @burntapplz
      @burntapplz 5 місяців тому +24

      Dude all of his decisions were made off bias, no good take in the video

    • @incelliousthewizard7883
      @incelliousthewizard7883 5 місяців тому +14

      he was taunting bots lol

    • @MeteorJunk
      @MeteorJunk 5 місяців тому +12

      RIGHT? If you can't defeat a normal difficulty bot then you have a lot of courage to be pretending like you know game balance well enough to suggest changes

    • @ArkhamKKnight
      @ArkhamKKnight 4 місяці тому +4

      @@incelliousthewizard7883he dies multiple times to them, how can you do that?

  • @Mystika
    @Mystika 6 місяців тому +291

    I'm so glad the eureka effect now gives enemy spies a free passage to our spawn!

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder 6 місяців тому +10

      I thought it was a fair balance honestly.

    • @jackthelarterns675
      @jackthelarterns675 6 місяців тому +56

      @@MystralThunderhalf of your sentry damage nerfs, engi is weak against a strong push but now he's even weak to a medium push

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@MystralThunder it's a garbage change fym

    • @lory742G
      @lory742G 6 місяців тому +11

      imagine playing ctf with that

    • @ghosttoast6317
      @ghosttoast6317 6 місяців тому +14

      Imagine walking out of spawn and being instantly telefragged by an enemy spy 💀

  • @Julio-wp2co
    @Julio-wp2co 6 місяців тому +368

    Bro turned the brainless spamable scorch shot into an even more brainless spamable gun and called it a nerf.

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 6 місяців тому +67

      Ah, but now it does lower damage! That means it's just annoying instead of dangerous. True game design is when you give players the tools to annoy each other with no benefit.

    • @comicaldays
      @comicaldays 5 місяців тому +7

      ngl, he did remove the knockback stun. i liked the cooking with this one.

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 5 місяців тому +1

      They turned the Scorch Shot into Heavy's minigun

    • @misantrope6267
      @misantrope6267 5 місяців тому +6

      @@QuintessentialWalrus it didn't even do lower damage, it totally melted close-up

  • @Fatsaver
    @Fatsaver 6 місяців тому +377

    That Dalokohs ''buff'' is such a huge nerf tho. Only 50 health and then you have to continue waiting a few seconds before you can get another 50? That's horrendous. Dalokohs ON RELEASE had unlimited uses and still gave you 100 health each time. Only downside was u couldn't share with friendly players. This thing is just frustrating.

    • @heartnet40
      @heartnet40 6 місяців тому +91

      Underselling the Dalokohs bar's bonus health is just batshit too. "Oh it's bad because Medic."
      No, it's good BECAUSE you don't need Medic. You're the Heavy. You take the heat of the focus fire to keep your team healthy. If the Medic can spend LESS time healing you/babysitting you, that's more time to support other players on your team.
      The Bar has ALWAYS been the Solo-Heavy lunchbox item. I always tell Medics on my team when I'm running it not to pocket me and I always see my teammates last longer in teamfights because of it. The Dalokohs Bar is ironically the least selfish lunchbox item because it encourages you to fend for yourself while your team gets more benefit from Medics, Medkits, and Crossbow bolts.
      This "buffed" version sucks ass.

    • @tadzoatrekei3745
      @tadzoatrekei3745 6 місяців тому +6

      Today i learned some people actually think the chocolate is ok even thought it sucks shit

    • @captainweekend5276
      @captainweekend5276 6 місяців тому +6

      The dalakohs would be great with twice as fast consume speed, but he already gave that to the buffalo even though it does nothing for the weapon, so I guess he just had to try to up the ante.

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 6 місяців тому +14

      His dalokohs idea just completely kills the heavy gameplay loop
      Oops I took a couple of rockets, let me spend more time repeating the animation instead of fully repeating my health with a sandwich

    • @minus100iq8
      @minus100iq8 6 місяців тому +4

      The main bonus is the increased max health, which crosses some important damage thresholds
      2 quickscopes are now not enough to kill you
      3 pipes are now not enough to kill you
      3 meatshots are now not enough to kill you
      3 close rockets are now not enough to kill you
      Granted I think everyone doesnt like the bar because they always get healed by a medic, in which case its just paperweight (unless its a quick-fix medic)

  • @korkskrew2000
    @korkskrew2000 6 місяців тому +73

    it seems normal at first but then the insanity hits you like a freight train, this video is modern art

  • @flyingpiggles1034
    @flyingpiggles1034 6 місяців тому +208

    Please never delete this, this is the funniest video ive seen in months

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi 4 місяці тому +14

      Speaking of stupid shit being immortalized - I hope modded servers actually add the Le Exécutor, it’s so funny. It’s been a small obsession of mine to show this to every friend I have who plays TF2. I hope he keeps it in his Grouchland server too. It’ll bring me joy knowing that this virtual gun is being shot and doing like 5 damage.

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 2 місяці тому

      @@PancakebatterLuigi I'm currently making an MvM mission and I'm absolutely adding some Executor Spies as support

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 6 місяців тому +129

    "Bleed for 8 seconds" was the most anticlimactic thing I've heard in my life.

    • @dulguunjargal1199
      @dulguunjargal1199 4 місяці тому +5

      Hes so Confident with it too 😂

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 4 місяці тому

      I die more to AFTERBURN than I even gotten to half health with bleed

  • @Swing_Bonnie
    @Swing_Bonnie 6 місяців тому +99

    ""Nerfs"" Sniper: instantly reworks several weapons to counter act the ""nerfs""

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 5 місяців тому +11

      Giving Sniper a true reload, reduced ammo and tracers on all shots would be great. But to balance it, he can now fly and phase through walls.

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 5 місяців тому +1

      Sniper now has tracer rounds...except for the weapons that don't
      Sniper shouldn't be able to hide...so I let him run fast and jump high to get into more sneaky places
      Easy nerf

  • @SqwimpyTF
    @SqwimpyTF 6 місяців тому +90

    Saying that the enforcer is "buffed" is genuinely the most insane thing ever.

  • @bingusofwales
    @bingusofwales 6 місяців тому +137

    when Im in a bad balancing competition and my opponent is this guy:

  • @starchking765
    @starchking765 6 місяців тому +511

    every part of this video made me mad

    • @JAIBADRIVISHAAL
      @JAIBADRIVISHAAL 6 місяців тому +11

      yes

    • @SaintRedFox
      @SaintRedFox 6 місяців тому +32

      i am an engineer main and all of the changes are absolutely ass with exception of the jag

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@SaintRedFox even the jag's change is ass, the original jag already takes like 3 hits to destroy a sapper.

    • @SaintRedFox
      @SaintRedFox 6 місяців тому +6

      @@somefries3101 thats why i personally consider the jag is ass, 3 hits to destroy a sapper means you are getting atleast 1 out of 3 of your buildings destroyed most of the time, i dont think the quick bulding speed is worth for buildings you are going to loss quickier

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 6 місяців тому +5

      @@SaintRedFox true but the uploader considers it OP for no reason.

  • @chamitoempire1672
    @chamitoempire1672 6 місяців тому +181

    A lot of times these rebalances do not account for how annoying it could be to fight many of these weapons. Sniper can jump around and move fast while shooting huntsman arrows? That's like a FaN scout with infinite critical hits.

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 6 місяців тому +16

      A lot of these rebalances can also be made redundant with the right items. The Enforcer's only purpose now is inflicting bleed on Snipers from a distance, but apparently if he equips the Cozy Camper it just doesn't do that. Plus Sniper can nullify his tracer nerf with the Hitman and his ammo nerf with the Cozy Camper. What's the point, then?

  • @lory742G
    @lory742G 6 місяців тому +63

    I'll admit it, the wireless bluetooth knife made me crack a smile.

    • @pedrocto9474
      @pedrocto9474 4 місяці тому +1

      The Bluetooth device is ready to pair

  • @GimpyYoutube
    @GimpyYoutube 6 місяців тому +671

    This is why we don't let the community balance the game.

    • @BigManStrange
      @BigManStrange 6 місяців тому

      I want you tonight…..

    • @Sirebellum1337
      @Sirebellum1337 6 місяців тому +30

      This is exactly *why* we should let the community balance the game. If he got more input on some of the subjects he seems to know less about (like engineer), it would really help these decisions. The sniper changes alone would really make the game more fun as a whole.

    • @michaeljonathan9715
      @michaeljonathan9715 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Sirebellum1337 Yeah but the execution is the problem since there are several gamemodes that make several weapon useless but some are useful (eg. Tomislav is mediocore in MvM but good in Casual while Brass Beast is too situational in Casual but generally effective in MvM, anything except scout, soldier, demoman and medic is too situational in competitive 6's but every class is generally fine in Casual, etc.). In addition, there is always player bias so 6's player is more inclined to say sniper doesn't nessesary need nerf in 6's (unless using banned weapon or exploit in those mode) but Casual player inclined to say he desperately need nerfs in Casual so you can't sastify everyone.

    • @shrimpchris6580
      @shrimpchris6580 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Sirebellum1337 lol

    • @reedoken6143
      @reedoken6143 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Sirebellum1337 It would be so fun if the most broken class in the game received a significant buff to their biggest weakness!!!

  • @PastaCool
    @PastaCool 6 місяців тому +2266

    Bro has never played tf2

    • @Anon.Armageddon
      @Anon.Armageddon 6 місяців тому +4

      yeah
      I agree

    • @BOTB_RBLX
      @BOTB_RBLX 6 місяців тому +32

      This video has the same energy as The Assault Cannon.

    • @sampeter1471
      @sampeter1471 6 місяців тому +24

      this video's summary:
      bro has skill issues but too blind to see it himself 😅

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@BOTB_RBLX oh my god the ass salt cannon

    • @davidmingle5910
      @davidmingle5910 6 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, not in his life 😂

  • @DoktorDokter
    @DoktorDokter 6 місяців тому +83

    The guy on reddit who made stats for the assault cannon that has never played tf2 did a better job then this guy

  • @terrarianender
    @terrarianender 5 місяців тому +24

    Please never take this video down, this is one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

  • @White-Kagura
    @White-Kagura 6 місяців тому +186

    Grouch cooks the worst balance changes
    asked to killbind

  • @orangy57
    @orangy57 6 місяців тому +613

    u were kinda cooking until the snipers started hopping around 10 feet in the air

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +122

      that's the best part wym

    • @ThatSmilingTophat
      @ThatSmilingTophat 6 місяців тому +31

      @@HeyGrouchyea fr idk what this guy is talking about

    • @AppzyCat
      @AppzyCat 6 місяців тому +48

      @@HeyGrouch It should probably be an ability and not passive

    • @pipsisisilklklkl6240
      @pipsisisilklklkl6240 6 місяців тому +3

      @@AppzyCatyeah I agree

    • @Schnitzl_Gampa
      @Schnitzl_Gampa 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AppzyCatgood Idea

  • @AzelleTown
    @AzelleTown 6 місяців тому +573

    I'm glad you realised that the Gas Passer was perfect just the way it is and left it unchanged, it's used for psychological warfare, no one expects the green cloud of death

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 6 місяців тому +36

      IDK the fact that it doesnt come back when you respawn is criminal, though i hate the entire concept for the Gas Passer so maybe its for the best

    • @Sandvichin
      @Sandvichin 6 місяців тому +6

      Lmfao I just realised that

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 6 місяців тому +4

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 6 місяців тому

      Its broken in mvm
      Itd be better if at least the cloud duration lasted longer

    • @aeolianthecomposer
      @aeolianthecomposer 6 місяців тому +10

      You could make the "psychological warfare" argument for literally everything.
      "Ah yes, I yell racial slurs in the voice chat for psychological warfare actually"

  • @dieselrage9723
    @dieselrage9723 5 місяців тому +45

    Half the weapons are unusable, you need to make them do bleed, only way for them to be good since its the most op debuff

  • @SoupeKitchen
    @SoupeKitchen 6 місяців тому +242

    what the hell were you thanking with the danger shield man

    • @orangeaurora
      @orangeaurora 6 місяців тому +33

      WHY IS IT THE SODA POPPER

    • @sejt23
      @sejt23 6 місяців тому +30

      @@orangeauroraworse, it’s permanent

    • @5IAY3R
      @5IAY3R 6 місяців тому +5

      bro tried nerfing the sniper but he actually buffed it

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 6 місяців тому

      The frogster's foreskin

  • @bucket6079
    @bucket6079 6 місяців тому +159

    enforcer design sucks, while yes, you could disable his aim by flinching, you could also disable it by, i dunno, killing him?

    • @zakkfilms
      @zakkfilms 6 місяців тому +8

      I think the idea is that you can pop a sniper from far away to neutralize them. You also don't have to be behind them, so you can use to before sneaking behind the back line. It seems to fit with the spy's disrupter role.
      Also, you should work on giving constructive criticism. Instead of saying something sucks, you could instead try to explain why you don't like it and how it could be improved.

    • @Valen7141
      @Valen7141 6 місяців тому +24

      @@zakkfilms He's spy though. Why not... just stab the sniper and instantly kill him? Or shoot him with the new ambassador if he's low and basically one or two shot another class? Or just shoot him with the regular revolver. That and, what are you gonna use the enforcer against besides a single lone enemy? The old Enforcer was useless and this one made it good against only really weak classes that you could have just stabbed and killed instantly with spy's regular weapons or just shot to death with his REGULAR revolver.
      It's a side-grade that isn't special enough or useful enough to justify using.

    • @bucket6079
      @bucket6079 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Valen7141 its basically a situational weapon but the situation its supposed to excel at is done better by stock

    • @TheJukebox.
      @TheJukebox. 6 місяців тому +10

      @@bucket6079 So the current enforcer but even worse

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 6 місяців тому +11

      This whole video is bloated with bad ideas that either ruins the weapon or completely goes against the true porpuse of the weapon.

  • @frunji_2137
    @frunji_2137 6 місяців тому +103

    scorch shot has to be satire 💀

  • @Barlakopofai
    @Barlakopofai 4 дні тому +2

    I'm so glad I've found someone who perfectly examplifies the fact that being a game dev doesn't make you a game designer.
    Like it has honestly been such a noticeable problem with smaller studios lately that they've put the guy who came up with the game idea as lead game designer/game director, and I am glad there is now just a tangible, perfect example of what happens when you do that that isn't just "well this game clearly failed because the designer wasn't a designer". I appreciate you, funny man, never delete this masterpiece.

  • @AvastAntiPony9445
    @AvastAntiPony9445 6 місяців тому +131

    The changes get more deranged the longer I look at the video

    • @QuintessentialWalrus
      @QuintessentialWalrus 6 місяців тому +11

      The google doc in the description has even more changes that might be worse. He finally remembered to touch the Wrangler, and its only stat changes are "-80% damage from your own sentry, +30% player damage vulnerability while active"
      In theory I like the idea of making the Engineer more vulnerable while his sentry has the shield up but that doesn't change the fact he can just stand behind it. Not to mention sentry jumping is already a viable tactic, especially for getting crazy sentry spots with the Rescue Ranger. Making it basically free just means more sentries on the roofs of buildings and shit, the Wrangler was practically buffed!

  • @paradoxglitch1108
    @paradoxglitch1108 6 місяців тому +280

    Welcome as we introduce a balance update made by a Reddit user

    • @SaintRedFox
      @SaintRedFox 6 місяців тому +54

      the caber "buff" screamed so much reddit

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 6 місяців тому +30

      ​@@SaintRedFoxhe doesnt realize that the only reason why caberknight is the only caber playstyle is because its garbage and near useless on regular demoman

    • @chillycasual576
      @chillycasual576 6 місяців тому +13

      This is what you get for letting an extremely casual player make long-term balance for the game

    • @SwagOverload1
      @SwagOverload1 6 місяців тому +1

      There ain't no way you people use the term "redditor" unironically

    • @tttttttttttttttp12
      @tttttttttttttttp12 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@SwagOverload1 not a single person here used the word redditor except you

  • @WackyBloodWing
    @WackyBloodWing 6 місяців тому +216

    5:38 "it still has seven shots"
    it has eight.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +82

      i'm an idiot

    • @lookitsash5765
      @lookitsash5765 6 місяців тому +98

      @@HeyGrouch this whole video is dumb ngl

    • @keltonthepara
      @keltonthepara 6 місяців тому

      🤓☝️

    • @cheesechess-tr7pd
      @cheesechess-tr7pd 6 місяців тому +18

      ​@@keltonthepara oh so correcting someone is nerd now whats next get a good grade?

    • @Yosif3
      @Yosif3 6 місяців тому

      Just goes to show just how Not that many people play my 2nd favourite class

  • @Banshee523
    @Banshee523 6 місяців тому +55

    I feel irrational anger and I only watched the part with the Scorch Shot. I will not be watching the rest, goodbye

    • @SqwimpyTF
      @SqwimpyTF 6 місяців тому +28

      No no, you HAVE to watch the enforcer part.

    • @user-ox4ii2bw6x
      @user-ox4ii2bw6x Місяць тому

      Is that banshee from the binding of Isaac subreddit and discord mod????

  • @HannahBieb777
    @HannahBieb777 6 місяців тому +115

    I feel like this video is why valve gave up on the tf2 community

  • @nolanlemmon8180
    @nolanlemmon8180 6 місяців тому +135

    "Mental sickness!"
    -Sniper, 2009

    • @sniper7303
      @sniper7303 6 місяців тому

      Mental sickness!

  • @masonkay7024
    @masonkay7024 6 місяців тому +199

    You expect a lot in tf2 balance discussions, good ideas, bad ideas, weird ideas, what you don’t expect is for a spy to “go go gadget extendo-range” their knife into someone’s spine, and I’m not even mad

    • @burnttoast5372
      @burnttoast5372 6 місяців тому +9

      I think it could actually work, too, as long as the spy temporarily lost his knife afterward

    • @GiovannaBassani-ve3wm
      @GiovannaBassani-ve3wm 6 місяців тому +6

      @@burnttoast5372 that could be made into something nice, like, kunai has an actually significantly increased melee range, but you need to wait for it to recahrge because you threw it.
      thing is at that point is it even a melee?

    • @elecman748
      @elecman748 6 місяців тому +6

      More like "go-go gadget bleed damage"

    • @masonkay7024
      @masonkay7024 6 місяців тому +1

      @@elecman748 wat

    • @funkysunky7840
      @funkysunky7840 6 місяців тому

      I think a throwing knife for spy is a creative idea, but it should be the kunai because… it’s a survival knife, not a throwing knife. A new weapon should be made instead for it.

  • @TheBeaz3
    @TheBeaz3 4 місяці тому +11

    “Sniper shouldn’t camp!”
    Not even 5 minutes later:
    “It’s called the cozy camper so it should let you camp!”

  • @Multinic
    @Multinic 6 місяців тому +233

    Never let bro cook again

    • @snowtar2236
      @snowtar2236 6 місяців тому +29

      Fuck he was on when changing the enforcer lmfaoooooo

  • @ionisation4448
    @ionisation4448 6 місяців тому +78

    I love you but dawg you can’t say “I’ve never actually used these weapons lol” 3 minutes into a video about weapon rebalancing

    • @iamewp
      @iamewp 6 місяців тому +7

      omfg he did say that 😬

  • @leo01010
    @leo01010 6 місяців тому +98

    never let this man design a game ever

    • @Bobobunga
      @Bobobunga 6 місяців тому +9

      Be happy he's making a single player platformer instead of an online multiplayer game. Game actually looks pretty cool.

    • @elecman748
      @elecman748 6 місяців тому +36

      ​@@Bobobungai bet it would have a Bleed damage meta

  • @sulmage9926
    @sulmage9926 2 місяці тому +6

    >addresses issue
    >presents a solution that make the issue 10x worse
    LMAO

  • @johannesneumayer6041
    @johannesneumayer6041 6 місяців тому +65

    This feels like you let you little cousin play on you computer and he accidentally writes a video script.

  • @vjkvkj
    @vjkvkj 6 місяців тому +146

    This is the best rage bait ive seen on youtube in years

    • @elco-coisoriginal
      @elco-coisoriginal 6 місяців тому +24

      Itd be too much effort to be a rage bait lmao

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 6 місяців тому +10

      Bait used to be believable

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 6 місяців тому

      @@dankmemes8254 meds now

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 6 місяців тому +9

      it's not bait.
      i wish i was lying.

    • @stresswaves01
      @stresswaves01 6 місяців тому

      Bait or mental retardation? The choice is yours.

  • @thislink1519
    @thislink1519 6 місяців тому +63

    I feel like this was made by a TF2 fan that doesn't actually play TF2

    • @cursedspaghetti795
      @cursedspaghetti795 6 місяців тому +15

      I don’t play tf2 I am shocked and outraged by everything this guy said.

    • @sekibankilover
      @sekibankilover 6 місяців тому +17

      It's like that one redditor in the TF2 sub that wanted to rework some weapons and decided to give the Minigun a "bullet speed" buff.

    • @Eiten-ih6ie
      @Eiten-ih6ie 6 місяців тому

      @@sekibankiloverthat makes me laugh but as hard as this moronic video

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 6 місяців тому

      @@sekibankilover kek

  • @astronomical_numbers
    @astronomical_numbers 5 місяців тому +35

    "I turned sniper into a stealthy frog and spy into a useless thing that even the stupidest of noobs can take out!"

  • @ChimpsR4
    @ChimpsR4 6 місяців тому +246

    Dead honest, I disagree with half of these changes but it’s still fun to see what kind of stuff you came up with

    • @parkeddoor
      @parkeddoor 6 місяців тому +43

      These are hilarious and made me cry (in despair). If these were added it would be an amazing April fools update

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +51

      Yeah that's basically the vibe I was hoping to get :)

    • @Omabatfartsbruh
      @Omabatfartsbruh 6 місяців тому +4

      @@HeyGrouch i hope friendlies pull out their tomislavs on you

    • @_-AJAL-_
      @_-AJAL-_ 5 місяців тому +1

      Only half?

  • @Jonathan-bi8hr
    @Jonathan-bi8hr 6 місяців тому +174

    A lot of these aren’t straight buffs or nerfs but complete reworks

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +27

      Yes! :)

    • @tttttttttttttttp12
      @tttttttttttttttp12 6 місяців тому +93

      ​@@HeyGrouch That's not a good thing.

    • @cursedspaghetti795
      @cursedspaghetti795 6 місяців тому +11

      @@tttttttttttttttp12 Agreed

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 6 місяців тому +19

      ​@@HeyGrouch what were you smoking for the enforcer

    • @bidelo_7953
      @bidelo_7953 6 місяців тому +3

      @@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw he made the enforcer into a shitty golden desert eagle

  • @HeavyFortresss
    @HeavyFortresss 6 місяців тому +105

    the candy cane is absolutely NOT it imo. going from getting oneshot from explosives to getting oneshot by like 80% of the games weapons doesnt make the better healthpacks worth it in the slightest

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +9

      You should go on the server and try it :) Some were calling it OP, lol

    • @PJ_Mastah_Productions
      @PJ_Mastah_Productions 6 місяців тому +58

      @@HeyGrouch they suck at this game then 🗿🗿🗿

    • @tttttttttttttttp12
      @tttttttttttttttp12 6 місяців тому +27

      ​@@HeyGrouch short term balance does not equal long term balance. Spy used to be powerful and scary and Sniper used to not be at the community's forefront of most OP/busted classes. The community learned how to counter Spy, and good Sniper mains and bots made the community realize that Sniper can't be countered. I don't think you've had enough evidence/ time to prove that the candy cane will stay balanced.

    • @vinceblake5094
      @vinceblake5094 5 місяців тому +1

      @@HeyGrouch That is because you forgot something, every single teammate can pick up the health packs left behind. Medic who?
      This forces a scout to use it, and pray to god they get a kill, because if not then the entire fight is blamed on them.

  • @noodlecup244
    @noodlecup244 5 місяців тому +15

    "Good communication is supposed to be Spy's counter"
    Good communication is the counter to everything in this game. The fact you think that communication should only be used to counter one class in the game, is exactly why this video and the ideas inside, don't work.

  • @scribbles24
    @scribbles24 6 місяців тому +81

    I think you overvalue bleed effects, it doesn't have the same combo potential that burn does and is only slightly harder to get rid of it

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +8

      yeah, that seems to be the consensus. i'll probably have to make another enforcer change in the future :)

    • @UnethicalEthic
      @UnethicalEthic 5 місяців тому +22

      @@HeyGrouchbleed for 9 seconds?

    • @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer
      @ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@UnethicalEthichear me out here, crazy idea... bleed for TEN seconds.

    • @LuigiMario2
      @LuigiMario2 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer no no how about 11 seconds

    • @mememan3533
      @mememan3533 5 місяців тому +2

      @@LuigiMario2 This is gonna sound really nuts man, however I implore you to consider this alternative to your idea, instead of a paltry sum like eleven measly seconds, we must increase this insufferable infliction to last an understandable and purely needed TWELVE seconds.

  • @cannedtunareal
    @cannedtunareal 6 місяців тому +50

    -rep should have called the darwins danger shield the foresters fore skin

  • @zepzep4423
    @zepzep4423 6 місяців тому +175

    This is terrible. Someone who has NO understanding of how tf2 works and how it's balanced speaking with such confidence.

    • @SaintRedFox
      @SaintRedFox 6 місяців тому +9

      agreed

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 6 місяців тому +2

      Really?

    • @miraculeweep5811
      @miraculeweep5811 6 місяців тому +58

      @@Turtleboilol Yes really, he's speaking with such arrogance while still spewing some of the most lunatic balance changes I've ever seen. Even an AI-generated site can provide you with much more interesting concepts than this.

    • @Turtleboilol
      @Turtleboilol 6 місяців тому +1

      ⁠@@miraculeweep5811
      Could you give me examples of balance changes he made that sounded so “lunatic” to you?

    • @miraculeweep5811
      @miraculeweep5811 6 місяців тому +59

      @@Turtleboilol Very simple:
      1- If you use the Candy Cane, you have to steal every small medpack in the map otherwise you get sneezed at not only against the same classes you used to but now every class that can deal damage
      2- Changing the Scorch Shot from an annoyance to a crutch that's even more spammable and irritating to fight against
      3- The Sharpened Volcanic Fragment now becomes a toxic weapon that's not even good at being toxic. (Seriously why the bleed on top of the afterburn ?)
      4- WHY IS THE ULLAPOOL CABER A NEUTRAL SKIP BOOM BUTTON WITH RANDOM CRITS ?!!
      5- Changing a sidegrade grenade launcher like the Iron Bomber to make it the absolute meta primary weapon for Demo: either you use this or you just don't play Demo at all
      6- Replacing the slow bullets from the Natascha to no speed debuffs when deployed while losing max HP: Funky Kong Flame Runner type beat
      7- One of the most pointless changes I've ever seen on any weapon: why even give the Brass Beast twice the amount of ammo he has ? If you know how to use it, you don't even need to worry about ammo management
      8- Making the Huo-Long Heater a worse weapon by default but once you get the gimmick off, it becomes slightly more useable while not addressing the ring of fire hiding 50% of your lower screen and the ammo drain
      9- Trying to make the Fat Scout subclass more viable by not giving him a primary weapon for it but by making the Family Business a must-run that gimps every Minigun option.
      10- For "just a quick snack", he has nerfed off one of the most interesting techniques that you can do with the Dalokohs Bar and the GRU (look up "Dalokohs Flash") when those changes would have been better on the Second Banana
      11- The Steak that doesn't get his hidden damage vulnerability stat removed and still locks you with melee for the sake of eating it faster
      12- Why even change the Pomson's reload speed ? That's one of the 3 major problems with that weapon and the other two are just being overshadowed by the fact that it's now a middle finger to the worst class in the game. It's not necessary
      13- Making such drastic changes to the Eureka Effect and nerfing the Jag out of spite really tells me he doesn't know how Engi works: he's supposed to switch loadouts to get his setup running (Eureka first for the cheap TP then Jag to get it done quick). As an Engi main, I feel offended.
      14- The Vaccinator went from an oppressive Medigun to a parrying weapon that 95% of the playerbase won't use correctly because they can't even organize themselves to über push let alone time it to rockets. And 380 HP on a Heavy with the Dalokohs Bar, that doesn't go away.
      15- Doing a HiGPS and change stock weapons without applying it to the other unlocks (and not even good changes at that)
      16- the Overdose just lets you become the TFC Medic again. Just because he thought it was a good idea to give a speed buff to the 2nd fastest class in the game.
      17- The Blutsauger is one of the most redundant weapons in the game with those changes. It's the Candy Cane all over again.
      18- Why is it with those videos that wanna give the Medic a goddamn Eyelander with the Vita-Saw ? The fact that it happened twice is shocking to me
      19- "911, I would like to report the murder of the Hitman's Heatmaker"
      20- I don't understand why even change the Razorback to give you more HP but you just can't tank a backstab anymore, it becomes way worse as a result
      21- In his video, Grouch complained that the ammo the primaries have is way too much, which is understandable (that is one of the many complains about this class). My question is "WHY DOES HE GIVE THE COZY CAMPER UP TO 40 AMMO ON EVERY PRIMARY ?!!" Does he not go back and check on his script ? That's a very big mistake being left out
      22- The Darwin's Danger Shield... Need I say more ? Do I really need to tell you why giving a weapon that lets him take any spot in the map a bad idea ?
      23- Yet another HiGPS change by making the Shahanshah one of the worst melee designs ever. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS GIMMICK WORK, IT WON'T EVER BE VIABLE. IT'S A GODDAMN MELEE WEAPON THAT YOU NEED TO BE AT 50 HP FOR IT TO DO ANYTHING
      24- The Tribalman's Shiv changes were so inconsequential I don't even have anything to say about it. You'll do nothing if you use that weapon
      25- Seriously, why did he think it was a good idea to change the Enforcer to the Tranquilizer from TF2C with bleed ?
      26- I understand that the Diamondback needs to have a nerf in some way. But he absolutely took that weapon and crippled it so hard it's a shadow of it's former self.
      27- Introducing the new crutch for Spy mains with the rework of the Kunai! Do you really wanna get those stabs at the same range as the Disciplinary Action while also spamming the Dead Ringer ? No ? Well too bad! That's what you're gonna get with this.
      28- No Gas Passer ? No Equalizer ? No Baby Face's Blaster ? No Classic ? No Sun on a Stick ?

  • @SaschahiGG
    @SaschahiGG 5 місяців тому +14

    This is the most elaborate tf2 shitpost i've ever seen. This trumps anything even reddit comes up with and for that I am majorly impressed

  • @pepe20129
    @pepe20129 6 місяців тому +294

    I can't believe you made this video and didn't mention the wrangler, as an engineer main, it's OP.

    • @dohvaakhindemo3772
      @dohvaakhindemo3772 6 місяців тому +12

      when im fighting an ubered demo but he doesnt im about to press the number 2 on my keyboard

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +77

      I can't believe it either. In my notes I had a suggestion to make it mark the Engie for death and I just... Forgot to do it. Whoops.

    • @HybridHenderson
      @HybridHenderson 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@HeyGrouch maybe for a later video with the other weapons you didnt mention?

    • @ESALTEREGO
      @ESALTEREGO 6 місяців тому +9

      ​​​@@HeyGrouchi think more interesting would be to give the shield to an engi
      With a death mark any competent engineer will just keep turtling behind the sentry and nothing changes
      The shield on engi instead of sentry will encourage more interesting gameplay: do i stand in front of sentry to deny damage but block its line of fire? Do i keep repairing sentry or pull out wrangler for more dps but risking its survivability? And so on
      (Also it will allow engineer market gardener, hooray)

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 6 місяців тому +1

      You know his video Sus when he doesn't even nerf the most universally agreed op unlock 😂

  • @macca937
    @macca937 6 місяців тому +39

    Someone should make a video in response to this called "Fixing Grouch's Terrible Weapon Reworks"

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 6 місяців тому +9

      The thing is a good chunk of these are just too far gone to even be balanced.

    • @juansebastianpulidovelasco2195
      @juansebastianpulidovelasco2195 6 місяців тому

      Zesty Jesus sort of made that video already ua-cam.com/video/Ok9mI5c6_gE/v-deo.html

  • @Lonqudor
    @Lonqudor 6 місяців тому +177

    You leave my Billion Dollar Natasha alone

    • @imwithmilk8162
      @imwithmilk8162 6 місяців тому +6

      L

    • @G-Man____
      @G-Man____ 6 місяців тому +4

      Love you

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs 6 місяців тому +6

      And my favorite shotgun got changed to. My heavy loadout are ruined

    • @Nigolelel
      @Nigolelel 6 місяців тому +3

      Somehow I knew u were here

    • @artifactU
      @artifactU 6 місяців тому +1

      no that thing needs its slowdown removed

  • @ARTEMISXIX
    @ARTEMISXIX 4 місяці тому +7

    This is the single funniest video on TF2 I've ever seen. Never delete this.

  • @masterowl123
    @masterowl123 6 місяців тому +115

    "time to rebalance a weapon I've never really used and make them "fixed", I'm sure the people who use these weapons will like it"
    like, god as a medic main, this hurt so much. complete misunderstanding of the class

    • @ddd-op5wy
      @ddd-op5wy 6 місяців тому +2

      Medic's the least offensive lol what. You don't use the syringe guns or anything but the uber saw anyway, stop lying

    • @masterowl123
      @masterowl123 6 місяців тому +29

      @@ddd-op5wy my mang, what do you think the main thing medics do? like, do you WANT medic to be more combat efficient? why is this something you want?

    • @user-qr2ew5vc1k
      @user-qr2ew5vc1k 6 місяців тому

      @@masterowl123 healing is still the most effective thing medic can do, relax

    • @aeolianthecomposer
      @aeolianthecomposer 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@user-qr2ew5vc1kYeah, and the video's author wants to make him a combat class.

    • @MormonDude
      @MormonDude 6 місяців тому +12

      As a fellow medic main, I can understand wanting something that goes against type and makes battle medic a legit subclass. Engie is a support class if we’re being honest and he gets battle engie.
      The thing is I feel like trying to validate the battle medic subclass with one of the existing weapons is a bad idea. You’d probably need to design a whole new item, probably to replace the medi-gun, to succeed.

  • @sausageenthusiast4844
    @sausageenthusiast4844 6 місяців тому +55

    Completely lost me at the danger shield... wtf

  • @QuintupleBus
    @QuintupleBus 6 місяців тому +86

    Your main annoyance with sniper is that he is able to shoot you from positions that are far away, difficult to communicate about, and are immensely difficult to spot. And then you changed the weapons so that there is now a loadout (hitmans + danger shield) that makes this exact issue worse. I, personally, have never felt that sniper being able to shoot you from faraway without you having an idea of where he is that big of an issue, that's literally a sniper's whole gimmick (both in games and in actual warfare), and unless you're dealing with a sniper god, no sniper is insanely difficult to deal with due to their positioning (plus there's a level of predictability as to where a sniper is that you're overlooking). Thus, by making this loadout which allows sniper to "go where no Sniper has ever gone before", I think you've really only made it a thing where people who are insanely good at sniper (which is the group that would really perpetuate your initial grievance in the first place) can now basically nest in completely insane locations and be an even bigger nuisance than before, you even acknowledged this in passing, but that doesn't address that it is a fatal flaw and just reintroduces the issue you claimed to have fixed to a degree. I would like to hear your thoughts on this, if you have the time

    • @sdfggdfg5fgdfg
      @sdfggdfg5fgdfg 6 місяців тому +4

      The one and only correct way to fix sniper is setting their max class count per team to 0 in the server options

    • @snowrgl
      @snowrgl 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I think he just can’t be bothered to peek sightlines. Sniper is fine as is, besides when theirs bots and people who use aimbot and walls.

    • @tttttttttttttttp12
      @tttttttttttttttp12 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@snowrgl Sniper is absolutely not fine. His main problem is that he has no counterplay.

    • @NothingMeansNothingButNothing
      @NothingMeansNothingButNothing 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@tttttttttttttttp12 There's a reason why sniper aren't dominating every single server in this game.

    • @tttttttttttttttp12
      @tttttttttttttttp12 6 місяців тому +5

      @@NothingMeansNothingButNothing Yeah, the reason is that most snipers aren't good enough to dominate games yet. But when one does, it's an awful experience. Just because it doesn't happen often doesn't mean it's ok when it does happen.

  • @drungaodys5610
    @drungaodys5610 5 місяців тому +11

    Heavy: "ok bad takes but he might be onto something later"
    Sniper: "ok you MIGHT be trolling"
    Soldier: "good bait almost caught me"

  • @placeline3502
    @placeline3502 6 місяців тому +51

    World's most elaborate shitpost

  • @NerdStuffing
    @NerdStuffing 6 місяців тому +21

    Honestly this video is so stupid it loops around to being incredibly good.
    My suggestion is putting fixing in quotes and suddenly this is probably one of the best videos.

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 6 місяців тому +7

      I do have some other suggestions however.
      Do stupider stats and make goofier changes.
      The darwin danger shield alone really makes me want to play on the server tomorrow lmao.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, I should've titled it "Experimenting on TF2's Terrible Items" or something, lol

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 6 місяців тому

      @@HeyGrouch I didn't get to play it today sadly but I am genuinely excited to try it when I can.

  • @CakeFaceCZ
    @CakeFaceCZ 6 місяців тому +39

    Why did you make the Enforcer even worse? I mean why shoot a sniper and make him bleed when you can just flank him or something and backstab him?

  • @ImTheGuy
    @ImTheGuy 5 місяців тому +20

    I think this man has a bleeding kink.

  • @Ludee27
    @Ludee27 6 місяців тому +33

    The Razorback doesn’t not allow overheal to stop revolver shots lol it’s so they can’t tank quickscopes, now you’ve given the sniper his free “I win the sniper duel” item back

    • @Fatsaver
      @Fatsaver 6 місяців тому +2

      Nah. Quickscopes still do 150 damage so he'll be dead.

    • @Ludee27
      @Ludee27 6 місяців тому +14

      @@Fatsaver An overheated sniper has more than 150 health?? 😭

    • @Fatsaver
      @Fatsaver 6 місяців тому

      @@Ludee27 overheated?

    • @pharaoh3018
      @pharaoh3018 6 місяців тому

      @@Fatsaver overhealed fool

    • @meepacheep7186
      @meepacheep7186 6 місяців тому

      @@Fatsaver overhealed sniper has 185 health, being overhealed with the razorback is broken as fuck lol

  • @vectormanforever
    @vectormanforever 6 місяців тому +58

    Just a proposal for my favorite garbage, the sharpened volcano fragment.
    What if it just basically worked like the scythe from TFclassic? You hold it out while someone is burning and it charges a meter for a guaranteed crit... that also explodes because it is a volcano...

    • @Aussie_Axe
      @Aussie_Axe 6 місяців тому

      sounds a lot like the Manmelter if it's a melee weapon

  • @JOHNNYCONSENTLORD
    @JOHNNYCONSENTLORD 6 місяців тому +59

    ALSO JESUS CHRIST WHY DID YOU MAKE THE HUO LONG A LONG RANGE WEAPON IT’S A FUCKING MINIGUN THAT’S THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF WHAT HEAVY IS SUPPOSED TO DO AND NOT IN A FUN AND ENGAGING WAY LIKE TROLLDIER OR DEMOKNIGHT

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 6 місяців тому +6

      Besides the heater is fine, TF2 players just hate when they're presented with a weapon that encourages thinking about what you're doing in-game more (aka good positioning as HEAVY)

    • @JOHNNYCONSENTLORD
      @JOHNNYCONSENTLORD 6 місяців тому +2

      @@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw SO TRUE BESTIE

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 6 місяців тому +2

      The only thing i will do about the hu long heater is increasing the vertical hit box ring of fire just enough so you can't just jump over it

    • @gimmymorefood9938
      @gimmymorefood9938 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dankmemes8254 I agree, but even with that the spy could still just walk through the flames, ngl even with the flame ring buff I just don’t think the ammo drain is worth the tiny upside.

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dankmemes8254 maybe make it consume a bit less ammo so its not restricted entirely to a payload cart or dispenser

  • @ice_2480
    @ice_2480 5 місяців тому +4

    "the sharpened volcano fragment is stupid because its made obsolete by the flamethrower"
    said right after turning the scorch shot into a diet flamethrower