Jerma Best Of Hitman 3

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  • @UseZapCannon
    @UseZapCannon 8 місяців тому +1114

    Jerma will do the most intentional, deliberate, easy-to-understand action and then go "what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"

    • @kalimaude3532
      @kalimaude3532 8 місяців тому +168

      The thing is, he's right.
      Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else.
      He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks.
      But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg.
      Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe.
      Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.

    • @tristenouvelle
      @tristenouvelle 8 місяців тому +42

      ​@@kalimaude3532 I nearly died reading your scientific analysis of the Jerma985 species, keep up the good educational work!

    • @ServerSideSquid
      @ServerSideSquid 8 місяців тому +21

      @@kalimaude3532 This is the most accurate character description I've ever read in my life.

    • @zandergraffunder2740
      @zandergraffunder2740 7 місяців тому

      More like hit man pee

    • @beebo33
      @beebo33 5 місяців тому +6

      @@kalimaude3532 This really puts the Boston arc in perspective... I think I need to rewatch the whole series with this in mind.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 8 місяців тому +456

    **throws body off a 60ft balcony head-first**
    "Wait is this gonna kill him?"

  • @regyr081
    @regyr081 8 місяців тому +2977

    So glad they made 3 games about Jeremy's past

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 8 місяців тому +373

    24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 7 місяців тому +43

      Can you imagine being one of the guests bearing witness to this? I'd think he was having a mental break or something

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray 8 місяців тому +78

    20:15 unintentionally killing the target and having the game crash is fucking hilarious.

  • @pengwyn64
    @pengwyn64 8 місяців тому +680

    He really doesn't do a good job of hiding that he used to be a hitman himself.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 8 місяців тому +20

      He knows we know. The charade is now an established tradition; the vestige of a more clandestine age, serving no practical purpose.

    • @anaccident12
      @anaccident12 8 місяців тому +5

      Used to be?

    • @yuhknowhat7670
      @yuhknowhat7670 8 місяців тому +13

      He’s retiring from twitch so he can go back to the hit man profession

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 8 місяців тому +2

      Whenever he kills someone, the one thing people have noticed is his laughter.

    • @Defnotdiablo
      @Defnotdiablo 6 місяців тому

      yeah but theres a reason he isnt one anymore

  • @Captain_Bobvious
    @Captain_Bobvious 8 місяців тому +79

    It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...

  • @gabetronson7546
    @gabetronson7546 8 місяців тому +639

    Agent 47 is Jerma's future....bald, murderous, and without any hair on his head.

    • @mattd1466
      @mattd1466 8 місяців тому +182

      a full head of bald hair

    • @FreedomPuppy
      @FreedomPuppy 8 місяців тому +81

      I’d be shocked if he was bald, murderous and had hair on his head.

    • @Leachtenstein
      @Leachtenstein 8 місяців тому +70

      You just said bald three times

    • @halfananimalcracker
      @halfananimalcracker 8 місяців тому +14

      jerma947

    • @williamrueckert-gardner3293
      @williamrueckert-gardner3293 8 місяців тому +18

      This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen I'm serious

  • @8bitcrook273
    @8bitcrook273 8 місяців тому +550

    fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .

    • @KW-ng8nd
      @KW-ng8nd 8 місяців тому +19

      I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.

    • @radeklew1
      @radeklew1 8 місяців тому

      ​@@KW-ng8ndinsane garden path sentence, I thought you were talking about some porn you've seen for sure

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 8 місяців тому +12

      He can't keep getting away with it!

    • @zenhendershott7907
      @zenhendershott7907 8 місяців тому +39

      He's paranoid about getting caught naked lest we see the harness he wears under his shirt

    • @chumimiii533
      @chumimiii533 8 місяців тому +21

      @@KW-ng8ndreminds me of that other daniel craig bdsm scene (casino royale, where he gets his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen)

  • @whallord3585
    @whallord3585 7 місяців тому +23

    I love how he starts actually panicking when not allowed to kill innocent people

  • @floralfox
    @floralfox 8 місяців тому +165

    dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy

    • @smooth4553
      @smooth4553 8 місяців тому +43

      How did you manage to brush your teeth all this time without it!?!?

    • @e195087
      @e195087 8 місяців тому +31

      @@smooth4553​​⁠They haven't, their teeth have rotted, sadly

    • @floralfox
      @floralfox 7 місяців тому

      @@e195087 can confirm, my teeth have all fallen out 😔

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 8 місяців тому +106

    yeah, my favorite part about soldier:76 is that he says his own name before he ults like a pokemon

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 8 місяців тому +866

    We all thought he was soft retiring, little did we know that this sly devil was speed-running Hitman 3

    • @bruhcoin2361
      @bruhcoin2361 8 місяців тому +71

      These were recorded years ago, or maybe I'm not getting the joke

    • @StrawberryQuestions
      @StrawberryQuestions 8 місяців тому +270

      Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd

    • @bapplea
      @bapplea 8 місяців тому +33

      @@StrawberryQuestions you tell him

    • @notyourhero1685
      @notyourhero1685 8 місяців тому

      @@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River

    • @gababummy
      @gababummy 8 місяців тому +21

      @@StrawberryQuestionsLET HIM KNOW KING

  • @linguinithe1st499
    @linguinithe1st499 8 місяців тому +163

    48:16 As you can see, this game is clearly what gave Jeremy the inspiration for his numerous Meat-grinder themed murders across the country.

  • @shadowdayz7247
    @shadowdayz7247 8 місяців тому +34

    21:40 I love how he asks “what happened” after blasting a guy in the back with a shotgun

  • @kit5850
    @kit5850 8 місяців тому +45

    21:32 the signs were always there we just couldnt see them

  • @ItsB3enLikeThis
    @ItsB3enLikeThis 8 місяців тому +230

    11:10 Jerma: punches a dude and then starts assaulting people in the crowd
    Crowd: *runs*
    Jerma: Wait, what happened?

    • @simjc1212
      @simjc1212 8 місяців тому +32

      Instant memory loss

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 8 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkxIh2F0MgNiXgtDD7ZYWdJcfaHzZrZoCWC?feature=shared

  • @grunchchristmas
    @grunchchristmas 8 місяців тому +29

    54:36 this part of the vid had me dying
    he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon
    and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady

  • @raspymorten
    @raspymorten 8 місяців тому +33

    40:08 "STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S MAKING ME UNCONCIOUS" is one of my favorite Jerma lines ever.

  • @mydude7601
    @mydude7601 8 місяців тому +194

    Jerma’s utter inability to play stealth games really shines in this game

    • @crazeddino6421
      @crazeddino6421 8 місяців тому +9

      In nature, he's actually an apex predator so it makes sense why he's good at this game

  • @jaykarate
    @jaykarate 8 місяців тому +551

    local streamer VIRTUALLY MURDERS innocent civilians and LAUGHS

    • @partyelevator3211
      @partyelevator3211 8 місяців тому +15

      local streamer MURDERS VIRTUALLY innocent civillians and LAUGHS

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 8 місяців тому +20

      Local murderer STREAMS and LAUGHS

    • @AxioMunk
      @AxioMunk 8 місяців тому

      STROKAL MURDEREAMER VIRTUocentians civinnaughs andio

    • @EmiiLin1
      @EmiiLin1 8 місяців тому +6

      local MURDERS

    • @Salod7806
      @Salod7806 8 місяців тому +8

      Local

  • @ohokaye817
    @ohokaye817 8 місяців тому +99

    Agent 47: "Agustus Gloop am i right?"
    Diana: "Wha-"
    Agent 47: *dumps his boss in chocolate*

  • @alcxy8563
    @alcxy8563 8 місяців тому +23

    the "i gotta get outta here" is the funniest thing ive seen in the last decade

  • @strymoon
    @strymoon 8 місяців тому +105

    this video is not about a video game by the way, it's just him remembering his favourite assassinations, part 3

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 8 місяців тому +14

    i love how he instantly dates this video back three years by showing the 2021 cake

  • @KillerHatDude
    @KillerHatDude 8 місяців тому +92

    Jerma plays hitman the same way a child who's never played video games ever would play it

  • @maxwelldimensio
    @maxwelldimensio 8 місяців тому +15

    *Dips hand into fryer*
    "Everybody's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"

  • @frynsesmadrer1
    @frynsesmadrer1 8 місяців тому +73

    CRUEL streamer denies starving editors of fresh streams.

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 8 місяців тому +22

    Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games

  • @awestrvck2859
    @awestrvck2859 8 місяців тому +16

    This is where the meat-grinder fantasy began, I believe. The ole winery refinery

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 8 місяців тому +68

    I love how he covered otto with the cake cause he knew no one was gonna care about the cake if otto was in frame

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 8 місяців тому +27

    Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught

  • @ilyakoni6887
    @ilyakoni6887 8 місяців тому +32

    Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that

    • @linguinithe1st499
      @linguinithe1st499 8 місяців тому +11

      Jerma bending space and time to allow us to watch his stream highlights more efficiently! Love him for that

  • @PinkNoms
    @PinkNoms 8 місяців тому +13

    the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events

  • @ERFMXVCC
    @ERFMXVCC 8 місяців тому +13

    What a nice tribute video to my favorite former-streamer. RIP Jerema Elberson and his victims

  • @yamum21231
    @yamum21231 8 місяців тому +1178

    Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 8 місяців тому +29

      not even 2 minutes smh

    • @randomepic12
      @randomepic12 8 місяців тому +2

      you're*

    • @yamum21231
      @yamum21231 8 місяців тому +4

      @@randomepic12 ima keep in the mistake.

    • @randomepic12
      @randomepic12 8 місяців тому +2

      @@yamum21231i respect it

    • @adamssmasher
      @adamssmasher 8 місяців тому

      brush your teeth if you dont wanna go to fcking jail kids

  • @toad1414
    @toad1414 8 місяців тому +32

    Watching a new Jerma video instead of going to sleep?? couldn't be me (my sleep schedule is in shambles)

  • @Dsmky117
    @Dsmky117 8 місяців тому +62

    this guy kills people

  • @maggieburton5020
    @maggieburton5020 3 місяці тому +2

    I love how the rave crowd witnessed him throat punch a guy but he was such a hype DJ that they decided to forgive him immediately and resume dancing

  • @noaag
    @noaag 8 місяців тому +36

    "what's goin on, Nyanderthals?" im dying this man is k!lling me with a weapon

  • @dunngunkadoid
    @dunngunkadoid 2 місяці тому +2

    Jerma really do be the kinda guy who would run through a crowd throwing punches with wild abandon and then get immediately confused why people around him are running away in fear.

  • @DENOhritko
    @DENOhritko 8 місяців тому +6

    Accidentally killing actual target while trying to hide the random body in the most clumsy way possible - is totally Jerma thing to do

  • @Hyper_1989
    @Hyper_1989 8 місяців тому +50

    One hour of the concrete level.

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 8 місяців тому +2

    Nothing will be like Jerma ever again, and I am happy to at least be there for a part of it

  • @chewylord
    @chewylord 8 місяців тому +7

    Jeremy's complete incapability to play this game correctly whatsoever will never fail to amaze me.

  • @evybth
    @evybth 8 місяців тому +3

    never knew i needed a singing jerma toothbrush until now

  • @MDPOPE
    @MDPOPE 8 місяців тому +3

    cant believe we found the gopro footage of jerma at twitchcon

  • @Murphoid
    @Murphoid 8 місяців тому +4

    42:33 It just comes so natural to him.

  • @Shinoxxi
    @Shinoxxi Місяць тому +1

    i love how although it gives a perfectly clear hint to jerma that he can press G to dismiss the dj, he instead chooses to sucker punch the DJ. i'm so glad that we see jerma in his natural habitat this stream...

  • @ramenator4457
    @ramenator4457 8 місяців тому +15

    0:30 im so high rn this sounded like a jam

    • @raphfung
      @raphfung 8 місяців тому +5

      hey look behind you!

    • @bruhcoin2361
      @bruhcoin2361 8 місяців тому +1

      I said, look behind you

    • @floober1
      @floober1 8 місяців тому

      look infront of you

    • @anamebanane7431
      @anamebanane7431 8 місяців тому

      Look to your left now

  • @CarlMakesVideos
    @CarlMakesVideos 8 місяців тому +6

    Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.

  • @doink9982
    @doink9982 7 місяців тому +1

    this video is dangerous. very genuinely freaked out for a moment because i was laughing so hard at the grape crusher bit

  • @Fast-Pass
    @Fast-Pass 8 місяців тому +3

    11:07
    The world hadn't seen violence for 38 years until this moment

  • @angelinageorgy
    @angelinageorgy 8 місяців тому +9

    So excited to watch jerma985 hit on men 😊

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 6 місяців тому +1

    28:34
    47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious

  • @sammyule
    @sammyule 8 місяців тому +6

    The gamer posture corrector is just a noose a sitting height

  • @Tumer74
    @Tumer74 8 місяців тому +5

    1:10 this goes pretty hard ngl

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 8 місяців тому +5

    Whenever Jerma plays Hitman it's like he's edging his ADHD

  • @GNOMgaming
    @GNOMgaming 8 місяців тому +4

    HE WAS ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND THOSE WHOLE STREAMS

  • @feller6766
    @feller6766 4 місяці тому +1

    Jerma being the DJ was pure gold, especially when he turned around

  • @IMosuGoji
    @IMosuGoji 8 місяців тому +4

    Jerma was in the Grassy Knoll

  • @lachrome_1838
    @lachrome_1838 8 місяців тому +1

    i love how he gets genuinely embarrassed and uncomfortable around the npcs in vr

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 8 місяців тому +1

    I feel like another chill stream idea is to watch old videos again. Those are my favorite.

  • @RralRonaldo
    @RralRonaldo 8 місяців тому +2

    YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you

  • @sanest_emu_fan
    @sanest_emu_fan 8 місяців тому +6

    why did jerma briefly morph into Elmo at the end of the tooth brushing song

  • @lemurman7978
    @lemurman7978 8 місяців тому +11

    lovely jubbly

  • @CricetoFunni
    @CricetoFunni 3 місяці тому

    27:32 the way he overhead clubs the npc in the head like a caveman combined with the violent impact sound will never fail to make me laugh

  • @Necromectric
    @Necromectric 8 місяців тому +2

    the I haven't seen you guys in 5 to 6 days is getting too real

  • @WastePlace
    @WastePlace 8 місяців тому +5

    27:30 caveman moment

  • @MrCreeperKicker
    @MrCreeperKicker 7 місяців тому +2

    I often get high and just space out while listening to Jerma, but the Toothbrush song fully brought me out of that. What in the hell is he talking about

  • @MatteeTheRogue
    @MatteeTheRogue 2 місяці тому

    When he threw Diana into the vat I nearly died from laughter

  • @onigafuchiswamp
    @onigafuchiswamp 8 місяців тому +4

    watching this to fall asleep is fucked up cuz he just keeps laughing maniacally while all the people in the game are screaming. psycho streamer

  • @everytonnothington8646
    @everytonnothington8646 8 місяців тому +3

    SEE, he does push people into meatgrinders! 😨

  • @chiefstone33
    @chiefstone33 5 місяців тому

    0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better

  • @halfpukt9128
    @halfpukt9128 8 місяців тому +2

    Actually seeing him play this makes me want to see him play cruelty squad

  • @MrTheSilentAssassin
    @MrTheSilentAssassin 29 днів тому +1

    47 accidentally throwing Diana to her death instead of the target because he was distracted reading chat is peak comedy

  • @Sahbab11
    @Sahbab11 8 місяців тому +1

    It’s so sad that Jeremy is still stuck in 2021. Hopefully he will figure out how to fix that broken Time Machine!

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 8 місяців тому +1

    the toothbrushing rap im crying lmfaoooo

  • @renatlottiepilled
    @renatlottiepilled 8 місяців тому +1

    The concrete level, a real classic

  • @PvtPuplovski
    @PvtPuplovski 8 місяців тому +1

    20:35 my completely different game also happened to crash at the same time even tho I’m watching this on mobile and playing on laptop. The Jerma Curse

  • @sks220
    @sks220 8 місяців тому +3

    I miss jerma's streams, I knew it would happen eventually but not this soon.

  • @zbunk
    @zbunk 8 місяців тому

    i really hope they either make more hitmans or jeremy plays the old ones because these streams were so fun

  • @lordsheen
    @lordsheen 8 місяців тому +4

    brush brushy brush brush every day and night 🔥🔥🔥

  • @demapples6580
    @demapples6580 8 місяців тому +1

    Jerma will never be able to pay off his Clown School debt

  • @nik12937
    @nik12937 7 місяців тому

    CONCRETE LEVEL is the main thing I remember from these streams.

  • @ReAnAkO-rEaNaKo
    @ReAnAkO-rEaNaKo 8 місяців тому +2

    Jeremy Elbertson truly is a good(ish) assassin. So epic.

  • @vastbard9829
    @vastbard9829 8 місяців тому +2

    i love jerma so much

  • @bambustuff
    @bambustuff 8 місяців тому +3

    2021 was 18 years ago…

  • @eclipsegaleocerdo
    @eclipsegaleocerdo 8 місяців тому +1

    Youre the only reason why I brush my teeth Jeremy

  • @LadyTsunade777
    @LadyTsunade777 4 місяці тому +1

    40:09 "Jerma you suck."
    "Stop saying that! It's making me onion! It's making me unconscious!"

  • @mcmooshroo2974
    @mcmooshroo2974 8 місяців тому +5

    21:31 Jerma really is Agent 47 holy moly

  • @virtuallypresent9918
    @virtuallypresent9918 8 місяців тому +5

    brush brushy brush brush 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👄👄👄👄

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 7 місяців тому

    "get soaped mofo" definately needs to be a more routine threat, like "I'm gonna kick your arse"

  • @Gijjers
    @Gijjers 8 місяців тому

    Him blowing away the flamingo man with a shotgun is perhaps his best work 21:35

  • @DeathwingDuck
    @DeathwingDuck 8 місяців тому

    I love that the guys at IOI made a Jerma985 Simulator

  • @right_42
    @right_42 8 місяців тому +1

    i want to study this man

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 8 місяців тому +2

    Jerma and hitman is a perfect combination but I don't remember Jerma playing hitman 3

  • @thefatherinthecave943
    @thefatherinthecave943 8 місяців тому +1

    Jerma makes one mistake and starts killing everyone. It must remind him of his younger years

  • @apxprdtr_mge
    @apxprdtr_mge 8 місяців тому +1

    The raid song LMAO

  • @teoharms
    @teoharms 8 місяців тому +2

    I miss him