Jerma Best Of Hitman 2

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  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 8 місяців тому +1037

    His willingness to kill is so strong that when he couldn't, he required making a "comedy save" just to kill someone, to ease the voices

    • @seijakaku5879
      @seijakaku5879 8 місяців тому +58

      He thinks snuffing out a life is COMEDY. Truly depraved

    • @MrMoustacheish
      @MrMoustacheish 8 місяців тому +2

      Timestamp for comedy save?

    • @SapientialPogonophobic
      @SapientialPogonophobic 8 місяців тому +3

      @@MrMoustacheishthis was during his hitman 3 streams not this video which is his Hitman 2 streams

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MrMoustacheish the first 30 seconds

    • @winampvisualizer
      @winampvisualizer 8 місяців тому +1

      So Funny brooooo!!!!!!!! and i like playing with blocks!!!!!!!! With Letters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yessss. Bro He is so o insane bro. Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SpongyKarma
    @SpongyKarma 8 місяців тому +1312

    These IRL streams were the best.

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 8 місяців тому +1

      It's wild what he was able to get away with before they caught up with him. Where did he even get those baseballs from?

    • @tovarischshashlikov
      @tovarischshashlikov 8 місяців тому +11

      IRL? 😰

    • @martinthemarine920
      @martinthemarine920 8 місяців тому +11

      these ai streams are really good but it doesnt always feel the same

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 8 місяців тому +11

      I get the joke is that he's killing everyone but it's so funny how half the time he's just being annoying

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 8 місяців тому +7

      okay, this one was actually funny. can we keep this comment and erase all the copy & pasted psycho ones?

  • @sirscribble3182
    @sirscribble3182 8 місяців тому +308

    Agent 47’s inhuman ability to bean someone with a 97mph fastball has got to be one of the funniest game mechanics I have ever seen

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 8 місяців тому +52

      What about his ability to throw a briefcase such that it homes in on a target?

    • @randomsimpson
      @randomsimpson 8 місяців тому +1

      Knocking MFs out with a MUFFIN

  • @sirisaacnewt171
    @sirisaacnewt171 8 місяців тому +216

    He doesn't even know he's playing a Hitman game. This is just what he would normally do in public.

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 4 місяці тому +3

      Thankfully he's not allowed to go into public

  • @c1r.9
    @c1r.9 8 місяців тому +140

    So glad hes finally in prison. Cant believe this hitman gameplay was the final clue that connected him to his heinous crimes

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 8 місяців тому +506

    You know Jerma has died and he's never coming back when the 2ndJerma channel is making "best of"s of every stream he did

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard 8 місяців тому +39

      I know he’s not actually dead, but… in a metaphorical sense, he kinda is.

    • @OddManeuver
      @OddManeuver 8 місяців тому +62

      His spirit is wandering the New Mexico desert now. Let’s wish him well and pray for rain

    • @req7383
      @req7383 8 місяців тому +12

      Why did god have to take away such a beautiful angel

    • @tonithetiger6226
      @tonithetiger6226 8 місяців тому +6

      he lives on in pokelawls ster and vinny they all match some sort of energy he had. jerma just had alittle of all of them at once

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 8 місяців тому +6

      the implication of "never coming back" like theres a chance you could kill him and he comes back next stream like nothing happened

  • @GodDamnitTwitch
    @GodDamnitTwitch 8 місяців тому +60

    watching jerma as a security guard screaming at a man IS THIS REAL OR ARE YOU HIGH! while pummeling him with apples made me cry laughing and my sides hurt.

  • @BeenDrowned
    @BeenDrowned 8 місяців тому +124

    jerma never learning that the apple doesnt knock people out might be the most iconic thing in his career

  • @Captain_Bobvious
    @Captain_Bobvious 8 місяців тому +421

    It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 8 місяців тому +29

      I can't believe he ouroboros'd himself...

    • @athomelobotomy
      @athomelobotomy 8 місяців тому +53

      well maybe YOU miss him... but I'll never forget the time I caught him in public and asked for a quick picture. He scoffed loudly, flicked his luscious hair out of his eyes, then proceeded to get inches from my face and go "HAAAAAH HAAAAAH" breathing steaming hot rancid air into my nose and mouth. it was scary and disgusting and I just... I don't know what I did that ticked him off but it scared the living daylights out of me and I couldn't leave my home for a week... sorry it's really hard for me to talk about this...

    • @Roachdogjr6671
      @Roachdogjr6671 8 місяців тому +4

      Poor bastard

    • @RusticTrophies
      @RusticTrophies 8 місяців тому

      Wait what, Jerma is dead?

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 8 місяців тому +8

      @@RusticTrophies afraid so.

  • @acacia27
    @acacia27 8 місяців тому +57

    i cry every time i see these Best of videos and it's so sad to see him gone... Fly high Jerma 🕊🕊

  • @gurke640
    @gurke640 8 місяців тому +107

    „Good News. Your Opponent *d i e d*.“

  • @WillTraff9596
    @WillTraff9596 8 місяців тому +127

    No one 'Hits Men' quite like 'jeremy 985'

  • @Sjoeb01
    @Sjoeb01 8 місяців тому +27

    Watching Jerma play hitman is like watching all 3 Johnny English movies at the same time on different screens

  • @proximacentaurib3681
    @proximacentaurib3681 8 місяців тому +14

    40:53 my dude wore a jock strap to his investment banker job, damn

  • @gavryy2549
    @gavryy2549 8 місяців тому +21

    Every time the save menu opens, someone innocent is going to die

  • @NocteAeternus
    @NocteAeternus Місяць тому +5

    Imagine hearing a crash in your house in the middle of the night and going to investigate and you just hear Jermas voice from the darkness laughing hysterically and saying "no, I can't, I CAN'T, I can't do that. I won't. No that's so messed up guys I CAN'T. I'm not gonna do it guys"

  • @PotPam
    @PotPam 8 місяців тому +84

    14 seconds in, and Jerma talks about bringing his raw meat in. Pretty great so far

  • @Poopman21377
    @Poopman21377 8 місяців тому +42

    Jerma is the type of guy to manianicly laugh after killing someone or say "oh my god, what have i done"

  • @TrevsPrettyCool
    @TrevsPrettyCool 8 місяців тому +51

    Jerma gave me malaria at Splash Mountain in 2006

    • @ratsoda
      @ratsoda 8 місяців тому +7

      no that was me sorry

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 8 місяців тому +26

    This is the only game stopping Jerma from lashing out and commiting these crimes in real life

  • @goldythefish36
    @goldythefish36 8 місяців тому +14

    When he goes to save you know what's coming already.

  • @BeenDrowned
    @BeenDrowned 8 місяців тому +14

    jerma has really helped me through so much and i just wanna say thanks im exited to see what happens in the future with the company and stuff

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 8 місяців тому +12

    Jerma highlights the importance of a wet floor sign by showing what happens if one is removed.

  • @kevincummins9822
    @kevincummins9822 8 місяців тому +28

    I can't believe he's gone. He died so young, even if young is a relative term in his case. We will miss you 💔💔💔

  • @HamperBasket
    @HamperBasket 8 місяців тому +27

    i love u jenga984

  • @Xx_SoggyBurrito_xX
    @Xx_SoggyBurrito_xX 8 місяців тому +4

    The editing reminds me of a Tarintino movie, all you're missing are the dates plastered on screen in black and white whenever it cuts

  • @Wanky_Woop
    @Wanky_Woop 8 місяців тому +11

    Guys, calm down, Jerma just went back to cloning facility for maintenance.

  • @Cera_01
    @Cera_01 8 місяців тому +28

    Jermites, we need to rise up and rebel.

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 8 місяців тому +41

    Unironically gonna miss Jeremy. I foresee actual retirement soon on account of these "Best of" videos.

    • @figo5862
      @figo5862 8 місяців тому +13

      He still streams, way less than before, but still streams

    • @jimmybean420
      @jimmybean420 8 місяців тому +2

      @@figo5862 mac n cheese stream coming up soon :) gonna happen this month

  • @NotDuggyman
    @NotDuggyman 8 місяців тому +33

    we miss you Jeremy, please come home

  • @Newbieguy5000
    @Newbieguy5000 8 місяців тому +12

    That fuckin edit at 42:30 was slick though, got me confused for a second there

    • @ren1-1-1
      @ren1-1-1 7 місяців тому +1

      same, thought i entered an interdimensional loop

  • @NathanAlmighty
    @NathanAlmighty 8 місяців тому +32

    I wonder if Jerma will

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 8 місяців тому +3

    I’m actually so sad Jerma is retired from streaming. I’m 23 years old and I’ve been watching him since i was 12. Like he’s a huge part of my childhood and teenage years and now he’s gone :(

  • @spencerjohnston5969
    @spencerjohnston5969 8 місяців тому +8

    Rip Jerma, all the posthumous videos are really starting to hit🙏🏼

  • @BiIlDipperIy
    @BiIlDipperIy 7 місяців тому +2

    38:30 that woman's offense to destroying the sand castle had me dead 🤣

  • @Poopman21377
    @Poopman21377 8 місяців тому +6

    This game trully unleash his pyschopathic behaviour

  • @mikeyb.0121
    @mikeyb.0121 8 місяців тому +10

    Professional zorn streamer turned bald

  • @tmanbonkenbills8960
    @tmanbonkenbills8960 8 місяців тому +3

    Oh my god, the front desk telling him "Your room is behind you to the left" followed by "Where is my room", followed by "Nobody goes to their room first thing anyway" is so frustrating. He is paying zero attention.

  • @wartomakemakemusicto
    @wartomakemakemusicto 8 місяців тому +5

    I still can't believe he's gone... RIP

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 8 місяців тому +4

    The finest free to play spy gameplay

  • @Zdzichu-2016
    @Zdzichu-2016 8 місяців тому +28

    I started watching jerma a few months ago and he's already my dad

    • @nelevenchts
      @nelevenchts 8 місяців тому +10

      Congrats, he retired a few months ago though.

    • @Time4me2change
      @Time4me2change 8 місяців тому +4

      I see he trained u well

  • @Ohnonoki
    @Ohnonoki Місяць тому

    51:35 the "protein headache" line killed me.

  • @spoopyphantom3366
    @spoopyphantom3366 8 місяців тому +22

    jerma 😂

  • @J_Marv
    @J_Marv 8 місяців тому +5

    He will soon be criminally prosecuted under martial law over these abhorrent crimes

  • @NotABean_
    @NotABean_ 8 місяців тому +6

    i pissed myself for the first time in like 5 years cause of this video, 10.2/10

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov 8 місяців тому +7

    Fly high man... You made us all laugh throughout the years, you deserve the world! 🌎🕊️

  • @beckyestes5339
    @beckyestes5339 8 місяців тому +1

    “Oh crap, I don’t feel so good, where are the bathrooms?!” He says standing in the bathroom 😂

  • @epicyes3096
    @epicyes3096 3 місяці тому

    25:42 The delivery of that line is way too god damn funny xD

  • @LittleWeevil
    @LittleWeevil 8 місяців тому +3

    5:44 "And the Olympics can now begin!"
    "OKAY???"

  • @Crabslammer
    @Crabslammer 8 місяців тому +8

    This guy is something else. Is he your boyfriend?

  • @spchppfm
    @spchppfm 8 місяців тому +1

    42:39
    "Where are the bathrooms?"
    beats us all

  • @beastmuffins
    @beastmuffins 8 місяців тому +6

    I know Jeremy looking down on us 🙏

  • @cabinet4740
    @cabinet4740 8 місяців тому +1

    Somebody needs to make a video where it's just a dark, still image of Jerma while audio clips from this play.

  • @BobBob-zk8zo
    @BobBob-zk8zo 8 місяців тому +5

    All these best of jerma highlights make me upset bc it reminds me that his “soft” retirement is becoming hard

  • @kookydookies5023
    @kookydookies5023 8 місяців тому

    Thanks for ripping apart my sides in laughter for years Jeremy

  • @Stapler42
    @Stapler42 8 місяців тому +1

    For future me, oh no! is at 53:53, nuclear bomb is at 57:48

  • @IzuriP
    @IzuriP 8 місяців тому +15

    I missed JermikuGnatsune985Susmongussy 😔 Its like he's still with us in minecraft

  • @chase_9752
    @chase_9752 8 місяців тому +1

    its truly over bros.. the tittle isnt the least bit of wacky.. silly even.. absolutely flabbergasted

  • @saladope
    @saladope 8 місяців тому +1

    In loving memory 😢 rip jerman 96745

  • @JoelJackson_
    @JoelJackson_ 26 днів тому

    Whenever jerma said "grandma sicko mode" and proceeded to beat an elderly woman with apples during his retirement finale livestream, I was appalled by his actions.

  • @netrixdd
    @netrixdd 8 місяців тому

    Jerma is the perfect hitman. Nobody would ever suspect that schizophrenic online clown would be able to perform assasinations at this level of secrecy.

  • @ZomBkiller115
    @ZomBkiller115 4 місяці тому

    46:47 "I know karate!"
    Doink

  • @Shrubland
    @Shrubland 8 місяців тому

    It’s funny seeing some people think this is where the “jerma is a psycho” joke came from. Little do they know hitman was in reality the game where he demonstrated via re-enactment the reasons why people call him psycho in real life.

  • @baprapcat
    @baprapcat 7 місяців тому

    44:51 this is why doctors are scared by apples

  • @justpassingthrough7728
    @justpassingthrough7728 8 місяців тому

    Every time he suddenly saves just in front of a random person you know what's about to happen

  • @zipzaki
    @zipzaki 8 місяців тому +4

    homer simpson scream

  • @manyyoumas
    @manyyoumas 8 місяців тому +2

    jerma I miss you I need my jerma vitamins

  • @TupacAllGuysOnMe
    @TupacAllGuysOnMe 8 місяців тому +12

    jerm

    • @illustrasher
      @illustrasher 8 місяців тому +2

      delirium

    • @TupacAllGuysOnMe
      @TupacAllGuysOnMe 8 місяців тому +2

      @@illustrasher you really binded on my isaac till i repented

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 8 місяців тому +9

    When the Hitman is also 😳

  • @Vibin1t
    @Vibin1t 8 місяців тому +1

    We miss you J-985

  • @Jaybe8891
    @Jaybe8891 7 місяців тому

    Drowning someone in their own puke is a wild way to murder someone

  • @SpaceDandyEnjoyer
    @SpaceDandyEnjoyer 8 місяців тому +1

    I miss him already 😣

  • @Anikthias
    @Anikthias 8 місяців тому

    The Homer Simpson scream at 2:32 😂

  • @91MoonKnight
    @91MoonKnight 5 місяців тому

    Rest in Peace Jerma.

  • @manbearpigberamanpig
    @manbearpigberamanpig 8 місяців тому +1

    Has he awaken from his coma yet?

  • @susan6352
    @susan6352 8 місяців тому +1

    the time as come 😔

  • @cs-fp
    @cs-fp 8 місяців тому +1

    Man I love Jerma.... God I wish he was real though

  • @NotmynameGD
    @NotmynameGD 8 місяців тому

    Jerma will upload best of April, which would just be blank noise for 10 hours interrupted by sightings in Unpaid Intern

  • @Toomsie
    @Toomsie 8 місяців тому +1

    RIP Jerma

  • @YTTHROWAWAYCORONA
    @YTTHROWAWAYCORONA 8 місяців тому +2

    This Jerma guy is something else, is he your boyfriend or something?

  • @RasEli03
    @RasEli03 8 місяців тому

    42:30 amazing joke there

  • @wingedbeegoddess7392
    @wingedbeegoddess7392 8 місяців тому

    I want you to do a hundred box steps

  • @midnightpizzagoblin
    @midnightpizzagoblin 7 місяців тому

    Good news!
    Your opponent died.

  • @polyblank73
    @polyblank73 8 місяців тому +2

    Good but why's the quality ass?

  • @lmackenzie9198
    @lmackenzie9198 6 місяців тому

    One-hundred box steps. Now.

  • @meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowml
    @meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowml 5 місяців тому +1

    720p?

  • @suspecm6316
    @suspecm6316 8 місяців тому +2

    720p Andy

  • @MrThatguyuknow
    @MrThatguyuknow 8 місяців тому

    That thumbnail makes him look like Colonel Cutter from the movie Antz

  • @radnel313
    @radnel313 8 місяців тому

    Please stream again pleeeeeeaaaaaassee

  • @MrBean_Look_Alike
    @MrBean_Look_Alike 5 місяців тому

    Okay I know he's thousands of years old. But is he blind, how didn't he see he was being recorded at 49:55. There's a screen showing him, being recorded.

  • @rileymorris9737
    @rileymorris9737 7 місяців тому

    We know that chef’s cook with the stove on but ask yourselves… has anyone actually seen a chef turn one on?

  • @Grapefruit5000
    @Grapefruit5000 8 місяців тому

    Serious question: why aren't there any new videos, is he retired?

    • @lukis6220
      @lukis6220 8 місяців тому +8

      He announced that he would be undergoing a "soft retirement" a few months ago. Basically means he's still going to stream, but it'll be more sporadic and whenever he wants as opposed to doing it consistently. He joined Ludwig/Stanz's company Offbrand and he works there as a creative director now, so it takes up a fair share of his time.

  • @BlindMusicianLoL
    @BlindMusicianLoL 8 місяців тому

    “Nice”

  • @rhiin1
    @rhiin1 8 місяців тому

    53:26 laughed so hard

  • @nobellsix7828
    @nobellsix7828 8 місяців тому +2

    911 views in 10 minutes you fell up

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 8 місяців тому

    why is he on like medium settings this game is freaking beautiful

    • @lizard1325
      @lizard1325 3 місяці тому

      these original streams are from 4 and 5 years ago lmao, probably had a less powerful pc

  • @ScrapeGoatt
    @ScrapeGoatt 8 місяців тому +3

    Ok

  • @biigg22
    @biigg22 8 місяців тому

    rip jerma

  • @TBV-M
    @TBV-M 8 місяців тому

    we've been getting suspicious amounts of content

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 8 місяців тому +2

      Its to keep the riot down

    • @TBV-M
      @TBV-M 8 місяців тому

      @@Aquana01 understandable

  • @jahalaboy5185
    @jahalaboy5185 8 місяців тому +1

    ohh noo jerma is hitting us with the oneyplays best of move 😢