I Tried Following A Troom Troom Cooking Tutorial

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  • I tried a Troom Troom cooking tutorial for a giant gingerbread man and it went about as well as you can imagine (horribly)
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  • @HiddenMooligh89
    @HiddenMooligh89 4 роки тому +3733

    The cookies were heavy because there was no baking soda in them. They had nothing to make them rise. Brown sugar substitute was fine because most Ginger Bread cookies are made with brown sugar. There was so much missing from the recipies.

    • @sadalflanwar475
      @sadalflanwar475 3 роки тому +192

      anyone else think they might've used self-rising flour on Shroom Shroom, for a worse-tasting but simpler and fuller-figured gingerbread fella?

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 роки тому +54

      im proobably wrong, but would baking powder also work, because its a rising ingredient (i dont know the proper term)

    • @HiddenMooligh89
      @HiddenMooligh89 3 роки тому +41

      wee wee You could but you’d need an acid as well like lemon, yogurt, buttermilk, or vinegar to activate it.

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 роки тому +10

      mm i see

    • @chrysanthy
      @chrysanthy 3 роки тому +62

      No, it's the other way around. Baking powder contains both acid and alkaline. Baking soda does not, so it requires acid.

  • @gneesocks
    @gneesocks 4 роки тому +6100

    when jarvis said "maybe flipping it will help" and went to flip it like a pancake my life flashed before my eyes

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 4 роки тому +334

      All I could imagine was the Kermit falling from a building meme but it was the gingerbread man

    • @solangelo707
      @solangelo707 3 роки тому +44

      @@YogoBites Felt that in my soul

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 роки тому +14

      @@YogoBites 69 likes. Nice

    • @burnedveggies4376
      @burnedveggies4376 3 роки тому +31

      So did the gingerbread mans

    • @ImmortalHDizzle
      @ImmortalHDizzle 3 роки тому +27

      I'm only 45 seconds in and the intro riled up my anxiety 😳

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 4 роки тому +2732

    Redhead’s hair is dyed red. Is Redhead actually a redhead underneath the red dye? Which came first, the name or the hair? Is she just desperately trying to match her given name?

    • @dqverify6797
      @dqverify6797 4 роки тому +297

      I picture her, like, "Please, please let me go back to my natural hair color!" and the Troom Troom people beating her and screaming, "No! You are The Redhead!"

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 4 роки тому +56

      I think like most nicknames it came after her actions. In this case: she dyed her hair.

    • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
      @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 4 роки тому +19

      Legendary comment

    • @artandstuffproductions3640
      @artandstuffproductions3640 4 роки тому +56

      My friend is still called Barney. He dyed his hair purple 2 years ago. His hair has been blonde for 2 years

    • @pikofan847
      @pikofan847 4 роки тому +21

      Art and stuff productions same thing happened to my friend with the name grape lol

  • @fryen_
    @fryen_ 4 роки тому +2002

    Jarvis: I’m gonna give him a bow tie *makes normal tie*
    Everyone Watching: Jarvis is trying his best

  • @customarymagic
    @customarymagic 4 роки тому +3207

    He feels like "something you'd make a house out of"
    ...gingerbread house?

  • @xKawaiiKittenx
    @xKawaiiKittenx 4 роки тому +6360

    someone needs to introduce Jarvis to Ann reardon from How To Cook That so he can learn how to properly make some gingerbread

    • @Sherlocked.Loki-Swift
      @Sherlocked.Loki-Swift 4 роки тому +162

      Yes!! I love her!!😻😻

    • @bunbunwilson1817
      @bunbunwilson1817 4 роки тому +15

      @@Sherlocked.Loki-Swift bbvvsz

    • @maiahobx7375
      @maiahobx7375 4 роки тому +260

      It’s perfect because she’s also an adversary of 5 minute crafts and troom troom !!

    • @becp488
      @becp488 4 роки тому +171

      Yes! She's excellent, I love the way she debunks these terrible cooking vids even when it's very obvious to her it won't work, she does it anyway just to prove it.

    • @boyboykalikot3546
      @boyboykalikot3546 4 роки тому +78

      @@becp488 True, and aside from that, she's giving out informations and knowledge from the content and try to make things simple so that all viewers can understand the topic clearly.

  • @MusiXificati0n
    @MusiXificati0n 4 роки тому +2363

    don't stress yourself. it took me 20 years to recognize why the card game "uno" is called "uno" and why you say "uno" when you only have one card left. That was an embarrassing revelation

    • @bigtownweirdo
      @bigtownweirdo 4 роки тому +33

      HAHAHAH

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 4 роки тому +109

      I feel like most kids are familiar with the Spanish numbers from 1-10. Where do you live?

    • @emmabinns6335
      @emmabinns6335 4 роки тому +181

      _Huh_
      I know that uno is one, and you say it when you have one left... but it just... never clicked in my head.
      Thanks.

    • @satya4234
      @satya4234 3 роки тому +83

      Oh, I thought that in English the game was called "one". Because I speak Spanish and uno is one.

    • @SpookyySpaghetti
      @SpookyySpaghetti 3 роки тому +32

      @@satya4234 Well, even we know English sucks, but most of us are just too lazy to switch to another language, so we just mix certain words from different languages into our daily speech. Most common are Spanish, French, and Japanese because these weebs will stop at nothing.

  • @fishinspacey
    @fishinspacey 4 роки тому +711

    if you get to level 20, you’re legally a gingerbread man

  • @nyeeeeeee
    @nyeeeeeee 4 роки тому +3720

    "I'm just bad at cooking."
    - Jarvis, while baking.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 4 роки тому +43

      Ann Reardon heard that

    • @arkgaige3296
      @arkgaige3296 4 роки тому +4

      asmRTPOP she did

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment

    • @Yourlocalbush
      @Yourlocalbush 3 роки тому +7

      asmRTPOP she is just watching like. 0-0

    • @animal_crossingfreak5600
      @animal_crossingfreak5600 3 роки тому +2

      All ive cooked is some cakes from little instruction guides, i cant cook. Ive also cooked a carrot cake with my dad. It was *delicious*

  • @jessethompas-wadlington5823
    @jessethompas-wadlington5823 5 років тому +3266

    I would honestly watch a Jarvis Johnson cooking show if they were all this fantastically awful.

  • @clarkschutz
    @clarkschutz 4 роки тому +253

    the whole gingerbread making process feels like it was filmed at 2 AM

  • @ace0Fclubs69
    @ace0Fclubs69 4 роки тому +204

    Jarvis: tell me where I went wrong
    Me: trusting troom troom

  • @sibby4754
    @sibby4754 4 роки тому +1221

    18:20
    Jarvis- “He might be a monster, but he is our little monster.”
    Gingerbread man- *starts to tear up*

  • @something_wrong5014
    @something_wrong5014 5 років тому +11874

    Pfft, I know what you did wrong. It is a gingerbread MAN, so naturally, the most important ingredients are ginger, bread, and human flesh.

  • @D3z1n3r
    @D3z1n3r 4 роки тому +209

    As an experienced baker, I laughed so hard I peed a little at the sincerity with which Jarvis followed the Troom Troom recipe and seemed genuinely shocked that it came out inedible. I am sure Jarvis would be equally amused watching me follow an incomplete coding tutorial. 😂

    • @tjsmoth7234
      @tjsmoth7234 8 місяців тому +10

      him not doubling any of the measurements besides the butter and sugar was really funny

    • @go-away-5555
      @go-away-5555 7 місяців тому

      @@tjsmoth7234that was the funniest and also the most perplexing part lol.
      Also didn't he use brown sugar instead of white sugar? That by itself wouldn't ruin the recipe, but it does change it substantially. I've never made gingerbread cookies so I don't know which it genuinely calls for.
      Still, the whole thing was doomed because I do know it left out some important parts in gingerbread cookies, like any kind of leavening. Even if he followed it perfectly, this would be a gingerbread cracker.

    • @YuYu_Kami
      @YuYu_Kami 7 місяців тому +5

      @@go-away-5555 actually brown sugar isn't a bad substitute here. A lot of gingerbread recipes use it instead of white sugar. The biggest thing (which he mentions at the end of the video) is the lack of molasses. That's a big reason behind the color.
      I assume the honey was meant as some sort of weird substitute. What I can't wrap my head around is the mentioned lack of leavening agents or melting the sugar and butter. There's recipes for baking that use melted butter but things like this you beat them together until its fluffy and then continue adding ingredients, melting though?

  • @mmh3504
    @mmh3504 3 роки тому +76

    This looks like the backstory of SCP-173
    "When I rub the knife against it sound like I hit some concrete"
    "You have to look at him if you break eye contact he'll strike"

  • @vaughn7969
    @vaughn7969 5 років тому +1865

    It's not a gingerbread man without--
    *_man_*

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 років тому +62

      *IT'S* 👏 *GINGERBREAD* 👏 *PERSON!!!* 👏 #INTERNALIZEDMYSOGYNY

    • @maxweisel9027
      @maxweisel9027 5 років тому +6

      This comment needs way more likes

    • @chrisgalvan7338
      @chrisgalvan7338 5 років тому +6

      Cymes *_P R E A C H_*

    • @nitroexcalibur
      @nitroexcalibur 5 років тому +27

      *triggered feminists incoming*

    • @joannavarughese8736
      @joannavarughese8736 5 років тому +6

      @@nitroexcalibur ikr

  • @digitalpotatoes
    @digitalpotatoes 5 років тому +835

    that's why they call it play dough
    *I'M a TwEnTy SiX yEaR oLd MaN*

  • @amazingfam.9063
    @amazingfam.9063 4 роки тому +63

    You heard of elf on the shelf now prepare for gingerbread in my bed.

  • @olakase2592
    @olakase2592 4 роки тому +144

    No one:
    The captions:
    *trim trim*
    *trims*
    *droom droom*

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 роки тому +6

      Don't forget "shrimp shrimp". I have no idea how that happened.

  • @arialovell4235
    @arialovell4235 5 років тому +1477

    I've been baking all my life, both the troom troom recipe and your attempts at baking hurt me on a spiritual level, please never follow a troom troom recipe seriously.

    • @nickspencer2207
      @nickspencer2207 4 роки тому +70

      And he didn’t even follow the bad recipe right.

    • @Chemicaldessert
      @Chemicaldessert 4 роки тому +85

      I was so confused when they said to cream the butter and sugar together and then instructed to just melt it anyway
      WHAT WAS THE CREAMING STEP EVEN FOR

    • @spectrum8966
      @spectrum8966 4 роки тому +16

      @@Chemicaldessert to make you waste time I guess...

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 4 роки тому +33

      Where was the baking soda or yeasts in the recipe? Did they leave an important step just so their video would not be too long!? Or do they get more comments if the recipe fails and people complain about it in the comments?

    • @ballsymcfee9882
      @ballsymcfee9882 4 роки тому +2

      Chrissy Diacarte Agreed. This hurt sooooo, bad.

  • @venturoes1912
    @venturoes1912 5 років тому +1224

    "im gonna take my mouse with me never know who hangs around here"
    *is on a laptop that has a track pad*

    • @venturoes1912
      @venturoes1912 5 років тому +18

      u can still navigate with windows key, tab and enter tho @Anony Mous

    • @yukarimilf
      @yukarimilf 5 років тому +30

      aaanddd, she is in her fucking house

    • @doveZanist
      @doveZanist 5 років тому +3

      Epic chill and *C H I L L I N G*

    • @doveZanist
      @doveZanist 5 років тому +3

      four iron blocks, one pumpkin no bad words ples

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 років тому +8

      how does she not know who hangs around her own house? How can she get any sleep at night??

  • @vidoquen111
    @vidoquen111 3 роки тому +60

    I'm genuinely concerned as to how Jarvis has managed to feed himself through his adult life.

  • @VinceWasTaken
    @VinceWasTaken 4 роки тому +158

    It’s weird seeing the grocery outlet fully stocked

  • @historychick
    @historychick 4 роки тому +3434

    Jarvis: Is a software engineer, is obviously very intelligent
    Also Jarvis: doesn't know why play doh is called play doh

    • @krystencabbage1032
      @krystencabbage1032 4 роки тому +262

      The more specialized your knowledge is, the less you know about things outside your specialty, like how the world's best brain surgeon might not know how to boil an egg.

    • @scarlettefoxx5585
      @scarlettefoxx5585 4 роки тому +47

      Also wordplay is hard

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 4 роки тому +58

      wow what a solemn discussion. and nobody considers that he's tactfully downplaying his own intelligence so that you can all appear smart? man, he IS smart. it's all about relativity.

    • @zaero2379
      @zaero2379 4 роки тому +7

      @@krystencabbage1032 As if there was a limit taht would be that small on how many things you can possibly know?

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado 4 роки тому +5

      PENIS

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 років тому +3609

    I love this channel but watching this as a baker was physically painful

    • @data0oo0o25
      @data0oo0o25 5 років тому +124

      Pizza Addict You poor soul

    • @p6n7l
      @p6n7l 5 років тому +4

      ...

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 5 років тому +43

      I can only imagine.

    • @jeresa7968
      @jeresa7968 5 років тому +25

      Pizza Addict you poor unfortunate soul

    • @vibc-png
      @vibc-png 5 років тому +96

      I bake for fun and I'm not the best, which I dont mind, but with my minimal amateur experience, this video hurt my soul

  • @bababooey5211
    @bababooey5211 4 роки тому +111

    "Can I microwave this?" "*No it's made of metal.*"

  • @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles
    @thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 4 роки тому +284

    Jarvis: *can't get honey out of plastic bottle*
    Jenius: "I KNOW, I'll microwave this plastic bottle"

    • @urbanmonkey48
      @urbanmonkey48 3 роки тому +12

      I microwave the plastic honey all the time it doesn't melt before the honey is soft. It softens a little if you over due it.

    • @peaches7280
      @peaches7280 3 роки тому +3

      @@urbanmonkey48 I don't think you're supposed to microwave honey at all tho

    • @urbanmonkey48
      @urbanmonkey48 3 роки тому +2

      @@peaches7280 why?

    • @feelingallrai
      @feelingallrai 3 роки тому +12

      I was thinking he could put the bottle in some warm water.

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 роки тому +10

      @@urbanmonkey48 you can microwave honey lol, don't worry. the only time you need to worry about its state is in baking and why it's included. like with butter - melted butter doesn't work the same as softened since you'll typically use softened to cream with sugar, which can't be done with melted and will greatly affect the end result and crumb. most people who microwave honey I assume is because it's near the end and crystallized like Jarvis' or want a softer liquid honey but only have creamed.
      nothing bad will happen if you microwave it aside from it being in too long and bubbling over and becoming too liquid-y, creating a mess to clean. just check the bottle if it's microwave-safe (lots of plastic these days is fine for this which was likely his case). it's best if you can put it in a bowl first as to not mess with the whole batch' consistency thereafter, but it's generally fine, especially if you are only warming it for like 10-20 seconds.

  • @homestuck_official
    @homestuck_official 5 років тому +2421

    The absolute funniest thing troom troom ever did was when they found out Danny Gonzalez made a video making fun of them so they made a new character just to slander him

  • @piecesbyliz3137
    @piecesbyliz3137 5 років тому +672

    Giant Metal Bowl
    Jarvis," Is This Microwave Safe?"

    • @Jayden3649
      @Jayden3649 5 років тому +18

      Yes, Jarvis, yes it is.

    • @CommanderTK9091
      @CommanderTK9091 4 роки тому +15

      Pieces By Liz *microwaves a plastic bottle that likely isn’t microwave safe either*

    • @chaoticcatartist
      @chaoticcatartist 4 роки тому +6

      Tbh id probably put a metal bowl in the microwave

    • @azzy__films
      @azzy__films 4 роки тому +1

      Alice the artist you said tbh twice....that makes me uncomfortable

    • @no-nq8dj
      @no-nq8dj 4 роки тому +5

      metal bowls and tin foil are perfectly fine in the microwave, especially if you want baked potatoes quick!

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 4 роки тому +21

    11:58 He's looking at that cracked gingerbread like a confused father.

  • @callmeonyxied7018
    @callmeonyxied7018 2 роки тому +5

    i love how the last gingerbread man just gets progressively more melted in each shot

  • @imacarcharger7779
    @imacarcharger7779 4 роки тому +485

    The person in the Troom Troom tutorial sounds like she is on the brink of tears

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 3 роки тому +42

      She sounds congested to me

    • @margot-7625
      @margot-7625 3 роки тому +8

      @@zephyrian1006 yeah like does she have a cold or something??

    • @eliana78
      @eliana78 3 роки тому +4

      I’m so proud for being your 100th like

    • @justartemis181
      @justartemis181 3 роки тому +23

      *The worst part is that her voice has become so familiar to us that we can tell*

    • @Thoticus.Prime.
      @Thoticus.Prime. 3 роки тому +2

      Nah she definitely has a cold lol

  • @Kaeeebeeeh112
    @Kaeeebeeeh112 5 років тому +453

    So... we gonna act like the there isn’t a track pad on the laptop

    • @wacknesium
      @wacknesium 5 років тому +22

      So.. we gonna act like you coulda closed the laptop?

    • @lukespam8376
      @lukespam8376 5 років тому +15

      Nah, it’s that she was worried about her mouse being stolen but not about her laptop being stolen

    • @wallows8264
      @wallows8264 5 років тому +1

      You can disable it

    • @TheSilverInfinity
      @TheSilverInfinity 5 років тому +6

      So... we gonna act like you cant get around not having a mouse using only keyboard shortcuts?

  • @TheKeyote
    @TheKeyote 4 роки тому +39

    There's probably a life hack out there for getting honey out of a bottle

  • @franmantis
    @franmantis 4 роки тому +19

    **Rosanna Pansinno sobbing and screaming in the corner**

  • @sumowww
    @sumowww 5 років тому +574

    You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now we have
    Man from the Pan

    • @ermite8-bit625
      @ermite8-bit625 4 роки тому +24

      Ouch on the couch

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 4 роки тому +6

      Have you heard of the high elves?

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 роки тому +8

      Sick by a Tick

    • @jackcolavolpe546
      @jackcolavolpe546 4 роки тому +6

      Ted in the Bed

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 роки тому +6

      I have 3 more bad ones:
      Phone on the Cone
      Dong from the Song
      Stood by the Wood

  • @evacassada1856
    @evacassada1856 5 років тому +5403

    I know what you did wrong
    You followed a troom troom recipe

  • @chatceux
    @chatceux Рік тому +4

    here i go again watching this every christmas season

  • @freyad9950
    @freyad9950 4 роки тому +10

    14:46
    "If you get more than 1 of these questions correct you are legally a gingerbread Man"
    Sounds like BuzzFeed

  • @ericalouise10
    @ericalouise10 4 роки тому +751

    As someone who loves to bake and bakes a bomb ass gingerbread, I personally know it wasn't the fact that he used brown sugar. Brown sugar is actually the better of sugars to use for gingerbread, and the issue he had was either, not kneading enough, using all purpose instead of self raising/plain flour+baking soda or honey. Honey has never been in any gingerbread recipe I've seen so that part confuses me. Just thought I'd put this because I've seen a lot of comments saying about the brown sugar.
    Edit(I just realised that they used honey as a replacement for what would normally be golden syrup, but again this is strange to me)

    • @NetAndyCz
      @NetAndyCz 4 роки тому +21

      Honey is okay ingredient, though it makes for "heavier" ginger bread. They missed on baking soda though.

    • @kelleyg4894
      @kelleyg4894 3 роки тому +9

      In the US we don't have golden syrup (though we can get it imported), but I have never used honey for gingerbread.

    • @elizabethp7510
      @elizabethp7510 3 роки тому +21

      That's because troom troom is based in ukraine/russia and because they don't have an easy access to something like molasses or golden syrup in their supermarkets, they use honey instead. I'm from eastern europe myself (use a lot of russian/polish recipes in my cooking), every gingerbread recipe I've ever read uses honey in them

    • @janinatomczyk2116
      @janinatomczyk2116 3 роки тому +5

      Honey is added in East Europe countries recipies like Poland

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Рік тому +1

      Late but are you supposed to knead gingerbread? And if so, doesn't that make it more dense? I bake but never this kind of stuff. Kneading is integral for yeast-based goods but your goal isn't building a strong network of gluten when it comes to things like cookies, cake, muffins, etc. Overmixing always leads to dense bakes even if they have leavener so I can only imagine his results lol. It makes sense to knead the type that will be used for gingerbread houses but idk about gingerbread men/cookies.
      Terrible recipe all around, though. I also have no clue why they told the viewer to shoddily cream the butter/sugar when it was just going to be microwaved anyway.

  • @jjjbbb123
    @jjjbbb123 5 років тому +539

    Wow now I need more “baking with Jarvis” episodes

    • @krystencabbage1032
      @krystencabbage1032 4 роки тому +2

      Watch a real baking channel so you don't have to gouge your eyes out in frustration

    • @scarlettefoxx5585
      @scarlettefoxx5585 4 роки тому +22

      Are yoy kidding? I *LOVE* watching people who cant cook bake!

    • @clivebixby206
      @clivebixby206 4 роки тому

      Wait i think you mean, cooking but not really episode

    • @anniewalker7840
      @anniewalker7840 2 роки тому +1

      @@scarlettefoxx5585 have you seen the video of Paris Hilton making lasagna?

  • @goodlife6912
    @goodlife6912 3 роки тому +12

    “He may be a monster, but he is our little monster”
    😂

  • @alrightythen8903
    @alrightythen8903 3 роки тому +6

    14:10 "end my suffering, father."

  • @hwaht8084
    @hwaht8084 5 років тому +754

    I summon blue eyed girl in attack position

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  5 років тому +81

      You’ve activated my trap card

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому +27

      @@jarvisYou activated my counter trap "Troom troom video"!
      It special summons Blue-eyed Girl, Blondy, and Red-Head in attack position.
      And now I activate my quick-play spell "Clickbait" It forces you to see my set -cards- videos at the cost of -half of- your life -points-.

    • @MCMasterRanger
      @MCMasterRanger 5 років тому +14

      Maiden with eyes of blue?

    • @smashkid9196
      @smashkid9196 5 років тому +3

      BoysOnAquaticTransportation patreon.com/fwob blue eyed white girl fits

    • @fosterwilcenski9769
      @fosterwilcenski9769 5 років тому +3

      Thats from the board games video from the TheoddOnesout

  • @chickennoodlesoup2852
    @chickennoodlesoup2852 5 років тому +359

    The mistake you made was *deciding to build a gingerbread off a recipe from troomtroom.*

  • @will.i.kiwalla
    @will.i.kiwalla 3 роки тому +4

    I love the end with the gingerbread dude and how it looks like it's crying, just mentally screaming "please kill me"

  • @indiegate810
    @indiegate810 4 роки тому +6

    4:20
    The left side of the aisle... a sight that may never be seen again

    • @dummypeaches
      @dummypeaches 4 роки тому

      A sight that's still not existing

  • @MyDragonballfan
    @MyDragonballfan 5 років тому +4995

    Dear Jarvis,
    Use softened (dairy) butter, 50/50 brown sugar and 50/50 white sugar. Do not melt! I do not recommend honey, but use maple syrup instead. I saw they used cinnamon and gingerpowder, but forgot baking powder, nutmeg, allspice and clove powder. Also using a tiny pinch of salt is recommended.
    Regards,
    A big fan and loving baker

    • @azsunaa
      @azsunaa 5 років тому +326

      ‘But use maple syrup instead’
      *are you canadian*

    • @chamber_hiro256
      @chamber_hiro256 5 років тому +40

      @@azsunaa wtf

    • @aliflamin8533
      @aliflamin8533 5 років тому +31

      @i hate this world there are making canadian gingerbread

    • @aliflamin8533
      @aliflamin8533 5 років тому +26

      @i hate this world after he making it, he put maple syrup, a canada flag and send to Canada by Canada Post
      also be sure he need to satisfies canadian familes when he delivered this giant gingerbread to Canada

    • @user-bd1yv8gd5x
      @user-bd1yv8gd5x 5 років тому +5

      Frommel9000 Have you ever baked in your life?

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 років тому +974

    thanks for being in the comments! feel free to tell me how dirty my kitchen is or roast my cooking abilities here. Also I used white sugar for the second batch so I know it wasn’t the sugar

  • @fxlyon
    @fxlyon 3 роки тому +15

    I love the captions whenever you say troom troom lmao
    “Trim trim”
    “Droom droom”
    “Turns room”

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 3 роки тому +2

      "turns room" gave me flashbacks to a thing that didn't happen to me I feel dizzy

  • @adrien611
    @adrien611 3 роки тому +5

    i've been putting wax paper in the oven for years 👁👄👁

  • @oddkris9256
    @oddkris9256 5 років тому +183

    I think the part where she said "slowly add flour into the mix" actually mattered and that's why your gingerbread man turned out that way.

    • @Prince_-vu4wu
      @Prince_-vu4wu 5 років тому +2

      truth, flower taste like garbage so your probably right and he didn't do exact measurements so the balance is probally off

  • @neishpot
    @neishpot 5 років тому +685

    Really, I'm just impressed that your gummi bear glue worked

  • @idontknow898
    @idontknow898 4 роки тому +6

    14:35 Simba giving up on life had me dead 💀

  • @eliseypoo
    @eliseypoo 4 роки тому

    Watching you struggle is very entertaining, I had no idea cooking could look so difficult. Thank you and I love you.

  • @lukabell4607
    @lukabell4607 5 років тому +617

    You never know who's walking around your house

    • @person43
      @person43 5 років тому +12

      Huh... just realised My mum is here!

    • @pityodeiaotako
      @pityodeiaotako 5 років тому +21

      Maybe my dog will try to hack china, but i think he will look for hentai in my notebook
      but
      i dont have a notebook

    • @vibc-png
      @vibc-png 5 років тому +5

      Maybe thieves will break in!! Better take good care of my 50 dollar mouse instead of my 500 dollar laptop

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 5 років тому +3

      GUYS HELP REDHEAD IS RAIDING MY HOUSE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD

  • @yumatsukumo8823
    @yumatsukumo8823 4 роки тому +376

    Yugi: You're blue eyes white girl stands no chance against exzodia

  • @allykayyy2683
    @allykayyy2683 4 роки тому +40

    "It's the holidays..." -jarvis, this video...december..ish... 2018
    youtube recommnded, february 2020: ...hey.... got somethin' for ya.....

    • @dee6294
      @dee6294 4 роки тому +2

      I'm just imagining that each "..." is like a deep breath.

    • @gecko4067
      @gecko4067 4 роки тому +1

      Ok, but I'm here in June so...

    • @fiakiabia
      @fiakiabia 3 роки тому

      and i’m here in october

    • @phenieeeee
      @phenieeeee 3 роки тому

      It’s almost New Years now lol

  • @tmtrcclby
    @tmtrcclby 2 роки тому +1

    It was so great to see you try this when you hadn’t had much baking experience. I laughed so hard.

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 5 років тому +248

    When the gingerbread man's face was melting at the end, it looked like a single tear was rolling down his cheek

  • @HoneyR0astedPeanut
    @HoneyR0astedPeanut 4 роки тому +871

    As an actual baker, I'm quaking. Not at you but at Troom Troom's recipe. The recipe was just altogether bad. Oh and just an FYI, molasses has a VERY strong smell.

    • @tschaytschay4555
      @tschaytschay4555 4 роки тому +110

      Finally a professional baker in the comments calling out Troom Troom and not hobby bakers calling out Jarvis. :D

    • @Ketutar
      @Ketutar 4 роки тому +44

      @@tschaytschay4555 well... calling out Troom Troom is like saying a potato is a potato. Everyone knows nothing in there should be taken seriously.
      Also, the calling out Jarvis wasn't undeserved. :-D

    • @frogstereighteeng5499
      @frogstereighteeng5499 4 роки тому +9

      If I might ask, what all was wrong with the recipe?

    • @butterbungnaked1440
      @butterbungnaked1440 4 роки тому +2

      What does FYI stand for🤷🤷🤷

    • @sofiabarrett9133
      @sofiabarrett9133 4 роки тому +5

      @@butterbungnaked1440 FYI = For Your Information

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 2 роки тому +2

    Watching you try to get honey out of the bear, complete with the YAY balloon in the background... it made my day. Thank you for the laughs!!!!

  • @KarinaHunter
    @KarinaHunter 2 роки тому +2

    What a great video! so fun! Your gingerbread men were impressive - you have baking-talent. The murder-man you made 2nd was extra impressive. Really, really enjoyed the video, thanks Jarvis, Vanessa, and anyone else involved behind the scenes.

  • @nerdcave0
    @nerdcave0 5 років тому +894

    That recipe is trash so it's not your fault, but for future reference: A cup of sugar is 7 ounces. A cup of flour is about 5 ounces. Don't put the plastic honey bear in the microwave because its plastic isn't heat safe and potentially toxic. You shouldn't knead gingerbread dough or any cookie dough really (develops gluten and makes them tough). The darker color for gingerbread usually comes from adding molasses to the dough. Also, I've never heard of Troom Troom but now it keeps appearing in my recs, THANKS JARVIS.

    • @Alex-ny8zw
      @Alex-ny8zw 5 років тому +18

      Jay ur a genius

    • @martymcflywilliams5871
      @martymcflywilliams5871 5 років тому +20

      Your like a pro chef

    • @Conguy97
      @Conguy97 5 років тому +11

      I microwave my honey bear. I haven’t died yet.
      ʕ ·(エ)· ʔ

    • @theyhategwa
      @theyhategwa 5 років тому +1

      @Rachel Kappler im not leavening

    • @billypersistent6127
      @billypersistent6127 5 років тому +7

      @@Alex-ny8zw He's just a functioning adult.

  • @kawaiilydz6174
    @kawaiilydz6174 4 роки тому +589

    Jarvis: doesn’t have a roller
    Jarvis: uses Hydro flask

    • @amychi_
      @amychi_ 4 роки тому +32

      *_-SKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK-_*

    • @Asprex
      @Asprex 4 роки тому +9

      Kawaii Lydz wow thanks for telling me what happend!!

    • @julietuft8811
      @julietuft8811 4 роки тому +17

      and I oop oop oop! Skskskskskskskskskksksksksk! Lol I dropped my hydro flask! Save the turtles!
      *the lids to hydro flasks kill more turtles and cause more pollution per year than plastic straws do :,)*

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado 4 роки тому

      Kawaii Lydz I remember when that happened

    • @tm7171
      @tm7171 3 роки тому +5

      Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • @phoebemott6976
    @phoebemott6976 2 роки тому +2

    all i could think about this entire time was the sheer amount of dishes jarvis had to do

  • @syna7470
    @syna7470 3 роки тому +1

    the gingerbread man actually crying at the end i-

  • @josefstalin8928
    @josefstalin8928 5 років тому +354

    Not a content farm, *_a result of the collective mind._*

  • @Demon_Snake
    @Demon_Snake 5 років тому +413

    Tapping the knife on the gingerbread man sounded like asmr lol 😂😂

  • @hydeandseek2104
    @hydeandseek2104 Рік тому +2

    This channel is the perfect combination of chaos and logic i've ever seen

  • @ericadogan7966
    @ericadogan7966 3 роки тому +2

    Jarvis: we need to shake the honey out
    Jarvis jumping up and down to empty the bottle
    Me : you’re doing great sweetie

  • @georgepoulos
    @georgepoulos 5 років тому +71

    Wait, I’m 100% dead serious right now. What if Troom Troom is an AI channel that produces videos entirely via an algorithm?

  • @lennyluvr
    @lennyluvr 5 років тому +293

    ‘Add butter. Then add the Niagara Falls of sugar’

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 5 років тому +15

      Once you start baking things, you really get a sense of the massive amount of sugar that goes into what you're eating. It's crazy, I eat so much less sweet stuff now.

    • @lennyluvr
      @lennyluvr 5 років тому +7

      Brian Bethea true. A cup of sugar feels like a flipping river

  • @isabellamorris7902
    @isabellamorris7902 4 роки тому +2

    Your freehand gingerbread man was actually super great!!

  • @izzywolfe3316
    @izzywolfe3316 Рік тому +1

    He did a great job free-handing the shape of the cookie!!! It looked super cute!!!

  • @jeffmimatheweird3537
    @jeffmimatheweird3537 4 роки тому +284

    The drip on the eye icing made it look like he started crying when Jarvis called him a monster. 😂

  • @omnipotentvoice6537
    @omnipotentvoice6537 5 років тому +346

    You built that Gingerbread Man like it's Exodia.

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 5 років тому +3

      Obliterate

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому +9

      No wonder he failed, he forgot the legs.

    • @tigercors3308
      @tigercors3308 5 років тому +2

      Man Jarvis could have beat troom troom and their blue eyes white girl if only he assembled it properly

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 5 років тому

      @@tigercors3308 Should have brought a bunch of Pot of Greed heard they're good but I don't know what their effect is?

  • @puglover2810
    @puglover2810 4 роки тому +6

    I like how he makes sure everyone sees his hydro flask lol

  • @glob5205
    @glob5205 4 роки тому +3

    Thank god she said something about the wax paper. I was yelling at my screen.

  • @solarwolf1336
    @solarwolf1336 5 років тому +190

    *Jarvis is trying his best intensifies*

  • @remyrot77
    @remyrot77 4 роки тому +5487

    jarvis: * doesn't use correct ingredients or measurements *
    recipe: * doesn't work *
    jarvis: * surprised pikachu face *

    • @AlexaFaie
      @AlexaFaie 4 роки тому +156

      They gave ounce measurements and he used cups? LOL Maybe if he'd weighed the ingredients out like a normal recipe would expect you to do it might have worked better. Cups are not a very accurate form of measurement and baking is a science involving precise measurements.

    • @ionethenb2764
      @ionethenb2764 4 роки тому +838

      No this recipe didn't work because the recipe is wack. Ther is absolutely no levener in this recipe [baking powder or baking soda] and you should not be putting honey in a *gingerbread* cookie recipe.
      They COMPLETELY left out ground cloves, allspice, nutmeg, salt, molasses and so much more. Even the icing is wack. Royal icing is just powdered sugar and eggwhite, no lemon juice or water is needed.

    • @remyrot77
      @remyrot77 4 роки тому +95

      @@ionethenb2764 i completely agree

    • @suicidalnematode4476
      @suicidalnematode4476 4 роки тому +115

      Michelle Howrad water is used for a stiffer royal icing and lemon juice gives stability to the egg whites. The royal icing was the only normal thing in the recipe. Second it’s leavener and baking soda and baking powder aren’t the only ones. And also measuring baking products in weight is much more accurate as the one person said but it is not required.

    • @runawayfoxes
      @runawayfoxes 4 роки тому +90

      Dont forget he used brown sugar when the recipe called for white sugar!

  • @bergrritothebeggoon
    @bergrritothebeggoon 3 роки тому +1

    Relate to this cooking so much, this is just how I go through life, completely confused and messing up everything

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 роки тому +2

    i lost it when they thought parchment paper couldn't go in the oven
    btw, it probably cooked weirdly bc it was too big. cookies are small so they cook evenly.

  • @jjsstikbotvideos4421
    @jjsstikbotvideos4421 5 років тому +729

    "it tastes like disappointment"
    lol xD

    • @vaneplane
      @vaneplane 5 років тому +4

      Isn't everything a disappointment

    • @isaacornelas7441
      @isaacornelas7441 5 років тому +12

      It probably tastes like me then

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 5 років тому +2

      @@isaacornelas7441
      Oof

    • @mccloud9915
      @mccloud9915 5 років тому

      @@vaneplane yeah A+ is a disappointment, learning something new is a disappointment, new discoveries are a disappointment, new useful things is the most disappointing thing. Don't act negative unless you wanna grow up so bad 🤷🏻

    • @mccloud9915
      @mccloud9915 5 років тому

      @@isaacornelas7441 I thought it tastes like me

  • @Mine-mo2cc
    @Mine-mo2cc 5 років тому +519

    I will be forever grateful to yt for recommending this channel to me

  • @unnamedtraveler7380
    @unnamedtraveler7380 3 роки тому +5

    When I saw him in the store I was so confused as to why he wasn't wearing a mask..... Oh 2019.... We miss you.

  • @fekixe
    @fekixe 3 роки тому

    ooooo no, laughing so hard by the ending!!! Thank you, needed that.

  • @katyb4876
    @katyb4876 4 роки тому +228

    Ah yes. Jarvis, the original VSCO girl with a hydro flask

    • @colorsunknown9770
      @colorsunknown9770 4 роки тому +3

      Join Shellmont, the anti VSCO country founded by the greatest plastic straw merchants in the world. After years of war and turmoil we are finally at peace tearing down the VSCOs reign of terror one Hydro flask at a time.

  • @roryr2905
    @roryr2905 5 років тому +112

    the gingerbread slowly just started crying by the end of the video
    He needs encouragement gosh darn it

    • @fish1581
      @fish1581 5 років тому +1

      Sadness is knowing you are hated; I hate that gingerbread man

  • @alixnevermind9507
    @alixnevermind9507 3 роки тому

    With the music and the “what did we do wrong” at the beginning. I thought it was a movie trailer/ad playing before the video. All it needs is like the sound of a ticking clock over the scene.

  • @FouEliane
    @FouEliane 4 роки тому +3

    Protip: if you add egg whites to your icing it makes some kind of pastry cement called royal icing.

  • @ojb2008
    @ojb2008 5 років тому +181

    Puts honey and butter in a bowl, "OMG it smells like honey and butter." 👌👌

  • @carlyhamilton7167
    @carlyhamilton7167 4 роки тому +202

    "But Emma knows where to get an entire gingerbread colony!"
    Um, wow... gingerbread comes in colonies now? Are they gingerbread termites?

    • @neon-kitty-7472
      @neon-kitty-7472 3 роки тому

      Yno

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +7

      no the gingerbritish men just took over some indigenous lands. yknow typing this i like gingertermites better nvm

  • @DeimosDread
    @DeimosDread 3 роки тому +4

    "Is the couch where you really want to be applying glaze?"
    Yes.

  • @DREADN0UGHTT
    @DREADN0UGHTT 5 років тому +122

    "Jarvis tries his best for 3 hours to make one singular cookie"

  • @tekidoll7300
    @tekidoll7300 5 років тому +221

    Does anybody realize the person narrating the Troom Troom video sounds like they have a stuffed nose?

    • @CrypticGhosTea
      @CrypticGhosTea 5 років тому +3

      I was just thinking that!

    • @Unikay
      @Unikay 4 роки тому

      YES.

    • @sh00bnshibe35
      @sh00bnshibe35 4 роки тому +1

      Y E S she sounds like my seventh grade math teacher

    • @beanieguitarguy4070
      @beanieguitarguy4070 4 роки тому +1

      I hate her voice with a passion. I’m sure they’re a normal person, but like... I can’t stand nasally voices.

  • @gabrielaharries8149
    @gabrielaharries8149 3 роки тому +1

    Baking: an exact science
    Every UA-camr who bakes for the first time: if I use dirt instead of sugar, it'll probably be fine
    Baking: it was not fine

  • @chatceux
    @chatceux 3 роки тому +1

    I come back to this video at least a couple times a year

  • @bshearer5118
    @bshearer5118 4 роки тому +141

    When you flipped it like a pancake I screamed