Incels Shooting Their Shot (& Missing)

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  • @notevenemily
    @notevenemily  2 роки тому +564

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  • @AugustToSeptember
    @AugustToSeptember 2 роки тому +10184

    The fact that people will so openly admit they want a partner with a CHILDLIKE appearance/behavior is disturbing. Like, how can someone think that’s okay??

    • @cluelesscleo
      @cluelesscleo 2 роки тому +556

      RIGHT??? i shivered at that part of the video its so fucking disgusting

    • @boomingbob1579
      @boomingbob1579 2 роки тому +192

      Yeah it’s rlly creepy

    • @alexterieur8813
      @alexterieur8813 2 роки тому

      Moral taboos mean nothing to the uber marginalized. Probably why they are marginalized in the first place.

    • @TrollComissioner
      @TrollComissioner 2 роки тому +14

      You really think it’s most of them.

    • @stupidass69420
      @stupidass69420 2 роки тому +111

      Like I GAGGED

  • @sihchenliang7260
    @sihchenliang7260 2 роки тому +4045

    I want to debunk “The Chad Asian Girls” part since it's creepy and disturbing:
    - Not every east asians are Christian or got virginity complex and that's not even our main religion.
    - 911, please
    - If you two are not even dating why u think she'd call u bf and appreciate you?
    - Just say you're péd0, and jail time
    - 90% of my female cousins only know our first language
    - péd0 exposed again
    - Am I the only one feeling creepy about this?
    - Usually the one who said this disliked shojo manga the most

    • @awaywiththefaeries9464
      @awaywiththefaeries9464 2 роки тому +137

      Just wanted to comment on the aegyo part - is that a common thing in Asian countries? My only exposure to aegyo has been through K-Pop, and quite a few idols are less than enthusiastic about it, so I’m just wondering how popular in general aegyo is outside of K-Pop in both SK and other countries.

    • @sihchenliang7260
      @sihchenliang7260 2 роки тому +274

      @@awaywiththefaeries9464 Usually common in entertainment industry but I think it's very problematic, cause I've seen some asian men also got this werid childlike fantasy - They really don't know how to spell J.A.I.L

    • @NoCareBearsGiven
      @NoCareBearsGiven 2 роки тому +56

      Most of my cousins, friends, and family speak their hometown language, Chinese/Vietnamese or both, and English. So it’s not rlly uncommon for Asians to know 3 languages

    • @ca4794
      @ca4794 2 роки тому +85

      @@awaywiththefaeries9464 Aegyo is K-Pop can be over the top sometimes because it's usually for fanservice and is hella forced (though it can be funny to watch sometimes). From what I've heard from actual Koreans and my personal knowledge from studying Korean myself Aegyo usually just comes naturally in everyday conversations just maybe not as frequent, also from my observations it seems to mostly be reserved for personal relationships such as; friends, family, etc. (I don't think you could do Aegyo to your boss at work lol). Of course not everyone does it, it could be either for personal preference or they're just not that type of person (or something else entirely).
      Also from my experience as a SEA(South-East Asian) person with an asian mother and having visited/interacted with my relatives from asia countless times I see some similarities with Aegyo in South Korea and the 'Aegyo' in my mum's country (I put Aegyo in quotation marks because to my knowledge there isn't really a word for acting cute in my culture) as well as some other Eastern Countries like Japan. In my household it's just normal to act cute and affectionately towards each other in everyday conversation (again maybe not as frequent as it seems on the outside) and when my asian relatives come over it's the same.
      Sorry if this was too long and detailed, but I hope this answered your question 😅.

    • @elhammo7478
      @elhammo7478 2 роки тому

      There are so many pedo red-flags here it's mind-blowing. The fact that "acts like an adult" is a demerit for "white women" is hilarious/terrifying.

  • @veronicalvendahl1332
    @veronicalvendahl1332 2 роки тому +6482

    Our fandom could be named: “not even fans” it would be funny. We could say: “What!?!! I’m not even a fan!” Haha💀 this isn’t meant to be offensive. You are my favorite UA-camr❤️

    • @theholyllama6950
      @theholyllama6950 2 роки тому +393

      Ahh wait this is actually really clever

    • @h8irai
      @h8irai 2 роки тому +182

      this is what i first said when emily said she wanted suggestions

    • @canyounotlookhere
      @canyounotlookhere 2 роки тому +34

      omg yesssss

    • @rorof9720
      @rorof9720 2 роки тому +29

      i like this one

    • @Criwbombs
      @Criwbombs 2 роки тому +18

      i like this

  • @chameleon25
    @chameleon25 2 роки тому +777

    They beg for nudes or send unsolicited pics but when a woman posts something too scandalous or say has an only fans they get shamed to the end of the world. They wouldn’t be doing it if there was not such a high demand for it.

    • @doid4354
      @doid4354 Рік тому +49

      they know that they wouldn’t be making bank unless they were an attractive woman. Just a lotttt of bitterness in these guys

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 11 місяців тому

      Well, one is a woman bowing to their sexual desire.
      The other is a woman exhibiting her autonomy and profiting off of people just like them.
      I'm sure you can see the problem for them when it's put like that

    • @kakyointhemilfhunter4273
      @kakyointhemilfhunter4273 11 місяців тому

      Because the men want to be the only ones to see the women like that.

    • @madarah8533
      @madarah8533 7 місяців тому

      Girls with onlyfans and the guys fapping to it are equally disgusting

    • @eggi4443
      @eggi4443 7 місяців тому

      ​@@neco5740 oh trust me, hating women doesn't automatically change your sexuality. it sounds really sad to hate someone that makes your dick hard. I'm not surprised they're so miserable

  • @GayForShinHati
    @GayForShinHati 10 місяців тому +191

    10:14 at this point… not just from Asia. Bro should be banned from dating in general 💀

    • @qckreplacementvideos7561
      @qckreplacementvideos7561 8 місяців тому +23

      I think bro can do that by himself lol, ain't nobody sticking around with that

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 2 роки тому +2322

    "Incels Shooting" is never a great way to begin a sentence.

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 2 роки тому +160

      Ik I was so scared at first.
      “I don’t normally get my news from Emily”

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 2 роки тому +75

      What's been happening this WHOLE MONTH:

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 роки тому +27

      D E M O N I T I Z E D

    • @LPSgirl00
      @LPSgirl00 2 роки тому +42

      NO CUZ THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT, AND I WAS SO SCARED XDXD

    • @johnwilliams655
      @johnwilliams655 2 роки тому

      Out of the billion + incels globally and the 150 million incels in the US + any man with an Australian passport, two have committed a shooting.
      Associating shootings with average looking males is as fair as judging all actors on Bing Cosby

  • @abdulmohsenalhumaidi4975
    @abdulmohsenalhumaidi4975 2 роки тому +4206

    She has a way of making literally whatever she’s doing or watching absolutely hilarious, thank you Emily for making us all smile

    • @JosiahRobert14
      @JosiahRobert14 2 роки тому +32

      Emily: Breathes
      Us: 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @ridaomer3990
      @ridaomer3990 2 роки тому +7

      yess and the part when she said ''and trust me, nobodys hungry'' LIKE WHENS THE HOW-TO ROAST VID COMIN' OUT, OK??

    • @fearietales3709
      @fearietales3709 2 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY

    • @danielorlovaquinn
      @danielorlovaquinn 2 роки тому +1

      She dead ass punched an orphan um

    • @ceooflonelinessinc.267
      @ceooflonelinessinc.267 2 роки тому +2

      I am Incel too. By defintion.
      In 32 years every women rejected me and no women ever showed interest in me. Despite I tried everything: asking women out, joining new groups, socialize, Tinder etc. I never had a hug, a kiss or something like a date. And obviously no realationship. I am always alone.
      What these people dont undertand. Incels dont become incels because they have fallen into a ideology. They act the way because they are cut off something most people need for their wellbeing (romantic contact). Everbody - women included - get ill if they are chonically cut off of this. Its only a matter of time till people commit these crimes occured though off course I condem the

  • @chloegriggs8731
    @chloegriggs8731 2 роки тому +2568

    “Emily’s Patients.” Big sister is a nurse, and always taking care of us with these videos. 🖤

  • @Cologram
    @Cologram 2 роки тому +1795

    Whoever made that “white girl vs asian girl” chart should seriously be in fucking prison. That diagram is a full on confession

    • @bruiseleeroy7010
      @bruiseleeroy7010 11 місяців тому +4

      A confession to what exactly why prison?

    • @alejandraa_cb
      @alejandraa_cb 10 місяців тому

      @@bruiseleeroy7010a confession to being a p*do!

    • @NN-sp9tu
      @NN-sp9tu 10 місяців тому +52

      Ragebait. Zero chance it’s for real. Although even making it in jest should probably score some prison time

    • @rattgod
      @rattgod 10 місяців тому +130

      @@NN-sp9tuincels “jokes” are always underlie some truth, so they should be taken seriously.

    • @ashwinnaidoo796
      @ashwinnaidoo796 10 місяців тому +4

      @@rattgodlol what

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN Рік тому +355

    2:00 "racial fetishization bright early in the morning?!" Has the same energy as "right in front of my salad?!"

    • @SourSkillit
      @SourSkillit Рік тому +20

      I thought he was talking about the food, and then BAM. Racism.

    • @JuiceBox_J
      @JuiceBox_J 3 місяці тому

      I saw this comment exactly as the part came up lol

  • @megadrako2763
    @megadrako2763 2 роки тому +2522

    You should call us "the odds" because we are (not even) Emily's fans

  • @grumpy6837
    @grumpy6837 2 роки тому +1297

    as a german i can guarantee that emilys pronunciation at 10:30 was 100% correct especially the "behuäahaghh" was *chefs kiss* perfection
    side note for non german speakers: he asked her how she's doing and noted that she seems pretty busy aka "beschäftigt"

    • @aeinx114
      @aeinx114 2 роки тому +19

      Lmao😭😭

    • @mio7341
      @mio7341 2 роки тому +59

      best german pronunciation i’ve heard

    • @luminafrost644
      @luminafrost644 2 роки тому +52

      As a german person this part gave me infinite happiness x3

    • @pudding3907
      @pudding3907 2 роки тому +18

      as an Austrian person i can agree, it was chefs kiss.

    • @shushu3351
      @shushu3351 2 роки тому +14

      Vallah billah sogar

  • @colef2345
    @colef2345 2 роки тому +1612

    “Not even a fan base” should be our name
    It’s funny sue me

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  2 роки тому +487

      omg... I dig this one

    • @axelthelad
      @axelthelad 2 роки тому +18

      Oh my lord my idea was just a worse version of this T^T

    • @suzannax
      @suzannax 2 роки тому +62

      It's better than Emilites, which somehow sounds like a rash cream.

    • @miryuvv.
      @miryuvv. 2 роки тому +7

      i like this one! and if people want then we could also have an easier to say nickname too!

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 роки тому +3

      Sham base?...

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar6347 10 місяців тому +183

    I'd say it's 99% people who don't know how to talk to women that make up incels, because rather than see another woman as a human being they double down on being terrible. I'm saying this as a man who is short, overweight and bald. I could have been an incel when I was younger, so I just worked on my own behaviour, I didn't just declare myself a 'nice guy', I actively tried to be a better person, not just pretend to be a better person. It didn't bring instant success, it didn't make me a good person overnight, it took time, but still now I am not an incel, I am not someone who women feel uncomfortable around, and all it takes is just not seeing every woman as a 'conquest' but just being happy about being just friends. Now I'm in a wonderful and happy relationship, and all it took was looking inward and changing my own behaviour and thought processes instead of doubling down and blaming 'feminism' or whatever.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 10 місяців тому +9

      stop, it doesn't work like that, once an incel, always an incel, yeah congratulations you ascended my guy

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 10 місяців тому +73

      @@iiCounted-op5jx an incel isn't something you're born as, it's a behaviour, it's something anyone can change. But it's about accountability, you have to be willing to make the necessary changes, and that's the problem. A lot of guys aren't willing, they blame everyone else but themselves.

    • @creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049
      @creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049 8 місяців тому

      Man doesnt know what a hooker is@@iiCounted-op5jx

    • @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14
      @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 7 місяців тому +4

      @@lloroshastar6347 It’s not that easy. You’ve got to realise that not everybody’s the same and some people really are handed a shit hand in life. Also, it’s funny that you talk about “accountability” when it comes to young men and their issues, but when it comes to any other group you guys say it’s all societies fault.

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 7 місяців тому +20

      @@CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 "you guys" - Not sure who you might be referring to there. I'm an individual and have come to my conclusions through experience.
      Society effects everyone in different ways, but that's separate to accountability. Being a bad person has nothing to do with how society treats you, that one's on you.

  • @T_Cup
    @T_Cup 2 роки тому +487

    Online misogyny aside, there's an adult man out there that thinks baking bread and cooking are not in the same category. That's like saying someone can drive a car AND operate a motor vehicle - not different things. Also, we should be called the Odds because we're "not even". Sorry, a math joke. Then people who don't like your channel will be against the Odds.

    • @ujunwaasanwa1686
      @ujunwaasanwa1686 Рік тому +5

      This is the one!!

    • @laser__unicorn
      @laser__unicorn Рік тому +13

      In the sims 4 they divided the Baking and Cooking skills as different skills. A sim in the game can learn how to make a perfect lobster thermidor but unable to bake a simple fcking bread. So, its not just a man out there, there's an entire dev team of a major company thinking these are two different categories LOL

    • @fabiansaerve
      @fabiansaerve 4 місяці тому +4

      I disagree. My baking skills are so bad haha and I DONT KNOW WHY

    • @Raddest_Cal
      @Raddest_Cal 3 місяці тому

      I feel like they are different though. I can bake pretty good because it’s so straightforward and exact with measurements and instructions. When I cook, recipes seem a bit loose (eg. a pinch of salt) and thus more difficult for me to follow. There’s a lot more to do with gut feeling rather than precision.

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 Місяць тому

      I also separate baking and cooking in my mind.
      maybe cuz I live on a farm, but making bread is just so--- industrial? it doesn't really take any of the same skills as making a meal from the ingredients you have

  • @aayushjounjadkar5902
    @aayushjounjadkar5902 2 роки тому +862

    Emilys reaction on “flat chest” is my favourite moment ever of her.

  • @AURORAstuff
    @AURORAstuff 2 роки тому +2880

    so true emily!! literally never seen ANY screenshots or whatever of a woman begging desperately for a nude pic. it's weird bc usually there are exceptions but when it comes to this topic I've only seen men acting like this lol

    • @johnmilius3031
      @johnmilius3031 2 роки тому

      Women are never lonely and rejected like most men are. Women can't be Incels.

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 2 роки тому +105

      Not until, you see an astrology Twitter user, when they see someone who's 6'5, and shredded.

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 2 роки тому +1

      That's mostly because women by and large are much less aroused by visual stimuli than men (plus it's not like there are many men who would be opposed to sending basically any woman nudes or publicly complain about being asked for them).

    • @Sanas_Shy_Language
      @Sanas_Shy_Language 2 роки тому +61

      idk, I have seen some crazy stuff...

    • @vanshika_cool
      @vanshika_cool 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah...same, I've only seen cishet men do shit like this

  • @talloncusack
    @talloncusack 2 роки тому +249

    My bf pointed at this in my recommended and said he wanted to watch it “because she is funny” aww

    • @nanospeed2550
      @nanospeed2550 Рік тому +16

      Green flag vibez

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack Рік тому +20

      @@nanospeed2550 lol yup. I mean it’s been 12 years I think at this point? haha

    • @nanospeed2550
      @nanospeed2550 Рік тому +14

      @@talloncusack 12 YEARS!?!?! damn!!! I'm so happy for you! Well wishes from Norway ❤️❤️

    • @camaraman645
      @camaraman645 5 місяців тому +4

      @@talloncusack 12 years? well wishes

    • @talloncusack
      @talloncusack 5 місяців тому +4

      @@camaraman645 I think 13 and a half now or something, lol

  • @mallarieluvsgirls
    @mallarieluvsgirls Рік тому +26

    “brownies ❤ just my little nickname” made me audibly REACT

  • @parisisaprincesss
    @parisisaprincesss 2 роки тому +43

    8:55 oh god that post is so icky
    half the things are literally "she looks/acts like a child uwu"
    like call the fcking police *YIKES*

  • @karmajay8540
    @karmajay8540 2 роки тому +309

    our name should be “ actually emily “

  • @aayushjounjadkar5902
    @aayushjounjadkar5902 2 роки тому +617

    We should be called “Not-evens”

  • @twonk2434
    @twonk2434 2 роки тому +401

    Option 1: Emily's siblings (Cause of the online older sister thing)
    Correct Answer: Emily's personal ant colony

    • @_yahir_7673
      @_yahir_7673 2 роки тому +5

      I like Emily's siblings

    • @saarahali1512
      @saarahali1512 2 роки тому +2

      Correct answer is kinda long maybe just go with Emily's siblings?

    • @1vy-h2b
      @1vy-h2b 2 роки тому +13

      Emily's ants

    • @squarrot9355
      @squarrot9355 2 роки тому +12

      PLS LET'S BE ANTS

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 2 роки тому +8

      …aunt colony?

  • @myrskysky
    @myrskysky Рік тому +33

    Did that one guy really just say that I have endometriosis because I'm a slut????

  • @moldycheese6635
    @moldycheese6635 5 місяців тому +29

    The only acceptable reason to open with “I’ve never been into brownies but you might change my mind” is if the person is a baker

  • @Ilikeflowers22
    @Ilikeflowers22 2 роки тому +466

    10:34 That's the wildest way I've ever heard someone pronounce German words lol.
    You tried tho and we appreciate that.

    • @cerysxox
      @cerysxox 2 роки тому +15

      lmfao yeah 💀💀

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 2 роки тому +8

      Such language.

    • @hellu484
      @hellu484 2 роки тому +47

      How she just skipped “beschäftigt” xD love it

    • @aeinx114
      @aeinx114 2 роки тому +1

      Lol😭

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 2 роки тому +75

    "the extinction will be self inflicted" is so raw. and so real

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 2 роки тому +7

      More like genetically inflicted.

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 Місяць тому

      @@thesaddestdude3575 poor genes getting stuck in those bodies, feels bad

  • @carolin7337
    @carolin7337 2 роки тому +471

    This is gonna sound weird but I feel like incels and Emily is a fun combo (for a video)

    • @rice3306
      @rice3306 2 роки тому

      @JHONNY shut up and go away johnny

    • @ridaomer3990
      @ridaomer3990 2 роки тому +19

      haha i imagined her interviewing an incel. my heart is already going to that guy even though she hasn't ever done that yet😂

    • @08tacit
      @08tacit 2 роки тому +17

      because she’s the best at making fun of them

  • @AnastasiaWarabi
    @AnastasiaWarabi 4 місяці тому +17

    "cute and childlike in appearance" WHAT

  • @Yourlocalprocrastinator
    @Yourlocalprocrastinator Рік тому +21

    7:45 how dare he disturb their date?-

  • @peetagriffn
    @peetagriffn 2 роки тому +121

    the queen slays once again

  • @laurend777
    @laurend777 2 роки тому +283

    I live laugh love how Emily makes the most random things so funny. Her skits are the greatest. Period. 💅

  • @yoursmusically7536
    @yoursmusically7536 2 роки тому +304

    WE SHOULD BE CALLED EMMYS

  • @dotwia2944
    @dotwia2944 2 роки тому +69

    If you're not even Emily, then your fans could be Emily instead.
    It would be very funny for you to start a video welcoming everyone as one collective 'Emily'

    • @mie-m5326
      @mie-m5326 2 роки тому +1

      That's what I said.

  • @catienoble3191
    @catienoble3191 2 роки тому +15

    (I took a history of western medicine class last semester, and I need to rant) The guy at 11:40 makes me so mad. Like, he thinks that gynecological problems aren't real and they are just for attention? First of all, those parts need check ups just like the rest of the body (though that guy gives me the vibes of those guys who only go to the doctor when they're about to die). Second, you know whose fault it is in the first place that the female reproductive system is super medicalized? Sexist male doctors in the 1800s. And they did it to control women and their bodies.

  • @salemedits9320
    @salemedits9320 2 роки тому +857

    we should totally have a culty ass name, like “Children of Emily” or “The sister and misterhood of noteven”

    • @loserlarry6307
      @loserlarry6307 2 роки тому +21

      I like the suggestions but the second one seems kinda non-binary exclusive

    • @rats_in_a_PACK
      @rats_in_a_PACK 2 роки тому +95

      what about the coven of not-even?

    • @loserlarry6307
      @loserlarry6307 2 роки тому +6

      @@rats_in_a_PACK I absolutely love that!! 💕

    • @DotTop
      @DotTop 2 роки тому +30

      I have never heard the term "misterhood" before, but I absolutely love it. Sisterhood and misterhood.

    • @salemedits9320
      @salemedits9320 2 роки тому +5

      @@rats_in_a_PACKYES LOVE THAT

  • @--s.s.c--
    @--s.s.c-- 2 роки тому +82

    I swear Emily has the smoothest transitions ever. I'll be watching her talking abt a product and not even realize it til it's almost over😂

  • @erikpartolan8791
    @erikpartolan8791 2 роки тому +256

    I love sitting down and enjoying my lunch to Emily roasting incels 😌 Perfect Thursday afternoon

    • @galek75
      @galek75 11 місяців тому

      Still waiting for the "here's how to talk to women" tutorial for guys. I mean she said it so confidently.

  • @angusmarch1066
    @angusmarch1066 2 роки тому +26

    That one dude who was bizzarely anti-gynocologist, does realise that men also have sexual organ doctors called urologists, right?

  • @veronikakovarova7075
    @veronikakovarova7075 2 роки тому +21

    I laughed at the “bridge troll” part more than I should have

  • @haikzacharian3579
    @haikzacharian3579 2 роки тому +137

    Ive been seeing an f ton of comments about “not even a fanbase” or emily’s cult and i think those are really great ideas sooo…ya
    Also just wanted to say thanks so much for making these videos that brighten up my day and make me laugh so hard

  • @Sir_Noel
    @Sir_Noel 2 роки тому +49

    as usual the video ate me up for breakfast lunch and dinner, pop off queen

  • @smoke6760
    @smoke6760 2 роки тому +234

    Not Even Emily community name suggestions:
    1) Not Even Us
    2) We're not even here
    3) We're not even Emily
    4) The " Not Here Crew" or the "Not Even here Crew"
    5) Emily's Crew
    Bonus slogan:)
    "I'm not here but my crew is" or "Emily's not here but her crew is".
    Love your videos btw♠🖤❤

    • @markgrey5360
      @markgrey5360 2 роки тому +8

      I really like all of your suggestions tbh. 👍👍

    • @markgrey5360
      @markgrey5360 2 роки тому +5

      @@GHOST... I like your suggestion its funny! 😆😊

    • @_y2k
      @_y2k 2 роки тому +15

      girl these are so bad 😭😭

    • @dilfsupreme1
      @dilfsupreme1 2 роки тому +2

      @@_y2k LMAO

    • @meatiest1989
      @meatiest1989 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@_y2k not in a mean way but fr

  • @justkaeden5959
    @justkaeden5959 2 роки тому +16

    Emily's always got genius way to integrate her sponserships. 2:59

  • @qR7p9KsYt3zN
    @qR7p9KsYt3zN 2 роки тому +261

    The incel morning routine was HILARIOUS! 🤣

  • @lauras.9294
    @lauras.9294 2 роки тому +76

    You speaking german literally killed me XDDD
    But you tried, good on you

    • @babyyoda1898
      @babyyoda1898 2 роки тому +3

      Yes i loved it she should speak more german

  • @not_daijobu_
    @not_daijobu_ 2 роки тому +64

    Emily it's currently almost 3 AM here right now, and you made me laugh. Like I was wheezing so hard lol 😂!
    And the part where you go ," Chivalry is not simply dead, it was murdered in a vicious homicide." .... MAN, it just killed me!😂
    And you saying all these things with a straight face , makes it 100 times more effective.
    Keep entertaining us by making such great videos. ♥
    (And yeah , educating as well!)

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 2 роки тому +20

    the one guy who when she wasn’t responding switched over to german had me laughing so hard

  • @dajab.7331
    @dajab.7331 2 роки тому +3

    i'm amazed by how SMOOTH that ad roll was. incredible

  • @nathanbreadboi9223
    @nathanbreadboi9223 2 роки тому +59

    We could all be bawling our eyes out from the suffering these people cause us and Emily will keep making us suffer

  • @BkhammoYou
    @BkhammoYou 2 роки тому +110

    "I put on my bra one t*t at a time."
    Truly words to live by.

  • @smolchild9255
    @smolchild9255 2 роки тому +26

    What about the fandom name: ‘Not Even Family’? :)

  • @Freja_snail
    @Freja_snail Рік тому +15

    1:21 “not even fans” 😂😂😂 as a joke to your username being not even emily

  • @kendiikendoll
    @kendiikendoll 9 місяців тому +2

    Im dying for a part 2 tbh, got me devouring my salad w this content fr! love the work!

  • @cerysxox
    @cerysxox 2 роки тому +26

    doing my final exams rn and my toughest one is tomorrow so this is exactly the distraction i needed!! thank you emily!

  • @kurkkupastillitjalammintee
    @kurkkupastillitjalammintee 2 роки тому +117

    We could be called "Not even a fanbase". A bit long, but goes with the channel name. An individual viewer could be a "Not-even".
    Another idea would be "The Emily Cult", nice and subtle.

  • @らぎ-i1m
    @らぎ-i1m 2 роки тому +8

    i can't come up with a creative fan name but i just want to say, i've been here since your first video and i'm so proud of your growth, you deserve all 51k and more. you're definitely my favorite youtuber and i rewatch like all your videos often, you're the best internet older sister i could ask for. ily!

  • @JubeiKibagamiFez
    @JubeiKibagamiFez 2 роки тому +11

    5:47 I'd just ask what drink she had. How in the hell these types of people still exist??? I'm glad you did a video in this. I didn't know what the word incel meant till this video.

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 8 місяців тому +9

    1:00 the "Not Evens"

  • @sihchenliang7260
    @sihchenliang7260 2 роки тому +12

    1:50 panda express fortune cookies 🤣
    Why so many people don't know how to compliment someone out of their race without mentioning food 💀

  • @1vy-h2b
    @1vy-h2b 2 роки тому +30

    "Do angels drink apple juice?"
    Me drinking apple juice rn: no but demons do

  • @beckyok4582
    @beckyok4582 2 роки тому +19

    Hilarious!😂 Also, I believe you nailed the morning routine down to a t! I can’t wait for a Part 2 of Emily vs the Incels🤩

  • @Beto_Serrano
    @Beto_Serrano 2 роки тому +4

    This vid was uploaded on my burthday,.
    Thanks for the gift.

  • @equally.marketable
    @equally.marketable 5 місяців тому +4

    sometimes I think I’m bad at socialization/flirting but then I see videos about incels and I feel a lot better about myself

  • @lindsays3215
    @lindsays3215 2 роки тому +8

    The fandom name should play on the "may or may not know" thing. Like "the knowers", "Mays", "in ons" (like bc we're in on it), it something along those lines. I know those names aren't great, but I think it would be cool to play on that somehow

  • @kyiamack
    @kyiamack 2 роки тому +14

    13:07 This one sounds like a little kid learning cuss words for the first time 🤣

  • @PeterSven10
    @PeterSven10 2 роки тому +9

    That scent bird promo was literally perfectly executed 👏🏽😂

  • @lili_582
    @lili_582 11 місяців тому +5

    Your earrings are so cute omg

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 10 місяців тому +21

    these men need to work on themselves fr

  • @LoneWulf278
    @LoneWulf278 2 роки тому +11

    I really needed this laugh. Those messages were priceless. 😭

  • @pigeont1221
    @pigeont1221 2 роки тому +7

    this had me choking on my water thank you so much for such great dissociation

  • @iheartravi
    @iheartravi 2 роки тому +26

    the fact you like fruity scents is giving very fruity vibes happy pride month 🥰🥰

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 Рік тому +27

    9:13 CALL THE POLICE. The flat chest remark reminds me of TW Of Herbs and Alters channel about anorexia fetishes and how they want the women to look flat chested like a child and be like a child.

    • @atomicskies_
      @atomicskies_ 3 місяці тому

      No crime was committed, you can’t just call the cops on everyone you don’t like

    • @souppyyy3053
      @souppyyy3053 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@atomicskies_ read the room, jeez

    • @atomicskies_
      @atomicskies_ Місяць тому

      @@souppyyy3053 ?

  • @EL-fc4bu
    @EL-fc4bu 8 місяців тому +3

    Your humor is so entertaining

    • @nickem6556
      @nickem6556 7 місяців тому

      I guess this is irony because the only attempt for humor was pronauncing words with tuned volume and reverb.

    • @EL-fc4bu
      @EL-fc4bu 7 місяців тому +3

      @@nickem6556 the irony is your comment projecting what you think is humor, when others clearly have differences in what they find humorous. you’re not the main character bro the world isn’t from your perspective only.

  • @PhilTheBronxite
    @PhilTheBronxite 2 роки тому +15

    8:30 I can tell you that the first time I saw that meme. I wanted to call the FBI to find out who made that. Because they need to be in jail.

    • @seri4837
      @seri4837 2 роки тому

      Jail? I'd say mental asylum

  • @chloexoxo4546
    @chloexoxo4546 2 роки тому +12

    So the “ asian girlfriend” describes a literal child very very odd this math aint mathing
    Also the white girlfriend one “ bags of fat” wtfff ALSO ACTS LIKE AN ADULT ummmm as she should what do you want her to act like if shes an adult VERY ODD

  • @baileymoran8585
    @baileymoran8585 7 місяців тому +3

    All of this. So many people, including women, are so quick to defend these dudes. ‘They are lonely and struggle with social skills.’ That isn’t my problem. They can get therapy and fix that shit so I don’t have to deal with them! Why are men allowed to cause harm with their instability but the moment a woman says ‘I’m sorry I sounded like I had an attitude to you. I’m having a bad day. My grandfather died last night,’ we are satan himself for not keeping sweet while dealing with heavy shit?

  • @professorquinsonsnib
    @professorquinsonsnib 2 роки тому +4

    15:26 There’s actually a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode about this LOL

  • @Sina-dv1eg
    @Sina-dv1eg Рік тому +4

    When you put "acts like an adult" as a negative trait 😬😬😬😬😬

  • @nagisa5270
    @nagisa5270 2 роки тому +12

    “Internet big sis covers incels” that’s a head line

  • @dollyeyeball777
    @dollyeyeball777 2 роки тому +53

    I get that everyone had preferences but WHY do guys always gotta make it a wired gross fetish thing when it comes to flat chested women???? Can't they just.. like us like normal without it being a p3do thing 🤢 not only is it a. Incredibly insulting but also b. creepy as fuck and gross and absurd how they can't see that.

    • @j.d.s.1837
      @j.d.s.1837 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine complaining about someone having a fetish for your unattractive self.
      Foid entitlement at it's best.

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 2 роки тому +4

      Indeed that was super wierd, but you also can't say you don't like flat women becaus thats sexist.

    • @stonks3507
      @stonks3507 Рік тому +13

      @@thesaddestdude3575I don’t think so. It’s preference wether you like flat-chested women or not. I think it’s only bad if you use your preferences to hurt others.

    • @doid4354
      @doid4354 Рік тому +6

      @@thesaddestdude3575You can have preferences but if MOST of your preferences are in line with a pre-pubescent child.. you need help. Seriously.

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Рік тому +6

      @@doid4354 Agreed, but you're also kinda proving my point, when it comes to preferences you can't state them whatever they are because you will always piss someone off.

  • @MadisonR2006
    @MadisonR2006 2 роки тому +50

    I love that Emily’s videos always end up not quite being what the title leads you to expect.
    Also, I think sometimes people misunderstood what fetishizing Asian girls means. It’s more around assigning stereotypes, like Emily shows in that guy’s post, not just thinking Asian girls are attractive. I know, this coming from the Asian girl with an anime pfp, but it’s true. And it’s the offensive stereotypes that are worst, like “Asian girls are exotic but docile”. You can have some form of Asian girls as your attraction type, we all have an attraction type. It’s when you expect specific behaviors that’s a problem. My personality isn’t defined by my being Chinese.

  • @analogue_microwave
    @analogue_microwave 2 роки тому +1

    Adding this to my comfort videos playlist 😭

  • @thekirstenempire
    @thekirstenempire Рік тому +8

    2:12 emily pls timezones exist 😭😭😭

    • @brídeann
      @brídeann 8 місяців тому

      Exactly my thoughts 😭😭

  • @suna606
    @suna606 2 роки тому +13

    the way emily pronounces german words has me rolling-😭💅

  • @AwkwarddFoxx
    @AwkwarddFoxx 5 місяців тому +6

    0:53 now there’s a million of us!

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 2 роки тому +2

    I love how you don't just read them off, but you also give us skits as well.
    You spoil us xD

  • @_halfawake_
    @_halfawake_ 2 роки тому +68

    incels getting completely embarrassed is literally my favorite type of content ever 😭

    • @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14
      @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 Рік тому +11

      You sound like a really nice person

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 They do, unlike incels, who honestly deserve the wall at this point.

    • @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14
      @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 11 місяців тому

      @@Jane-oz7pp People like you deserve the wall, my friend. Most incels are just lonely men who need help not vilification

    • @Ouropouros
      @Ouropouros 10 місяців тому

      @@Jane-oz7pp95% of incels are just ugly men

    • @rattgod
      @rattgod 10 місяців тому +6

      @@CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14you sound like an in3el, skill issue I guess

  • @rosenberg6060
    @rosenberg6060 5 місяців тому +3

    These creeps must banned

  • @kingofsting19
    @kingofsting19 4 місяці тому +4

    Why are the dudes most vocally upset that women won't talk to them also the ones who lead with every red flag in their playbook?

    • @ajam19191
      @ajam19191 4 місяці тому +2

      Maybe they think tgat these women thinks that dudes who approach to them are ugly or creep and weird.

  • @xzhannyx5337
    @xzhannyx5337 2 роки тому +10

    What if it's something like “not even a fandom” to go with “not even Emily” or is that stupid

  • @lemin0u
    @lemin0u 5 місяців тому +1

    congrats on the 1 million emz!!

  • @willowarkan2263
    @willowarkan2263 8 місяців тому +4

    7:01 well that user name is on point though, this is some real nice guy tm stuff.

  • @cricetomannaro000
    @cricetomannaro000 2 роки тому +8

    The guy faking he was dying from cancer made me die. I love how creative they can be sometimes.
    Anyway when we gays ask for d&ck pics, they don't send them. They act super misterious and sh*t. Suddenly all the courage of showing it off vanishes. LMAO

  • @luishp3
    @luishp3 Рік тому +4

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone integrate their sponsorship segments as seamlessly as Emily does. Oh wow 😂

  • @anto_dodleyt
    @anto_dodleyt 9 місяців тому +7

    4:01 hearing abt the scent bird promo reminds me when my teacher thought my scent bird perfume was a vape 😭

    • @brídeann
      @brídeann 8 місяців тому

      NOOOO WHAT 😭😭😭

    • @anto_dodleyt
      @anto_dodleyt 8 місяців тому

      @@brídeannIK 😭

  • @lauren1779
    @lauren1779 Рік тому +2

    You got my subscription with the “Kim people are dying” 😂😂😂

  • @itstheguyfromthething
    @itstheguyfromthething 2 роки тому +2

    Your humor is to amazing for this earth.

  • @tazmanian1033
    @tazmanian1033 8 місяців тому +9

    If a guy is just having a hard time finding a relationship, there is nothing wrong with that. The incels that i do have a problem with are the ones who hate women, are angry, bitter, wish harm upon couples, are jealous, etc. all because they are adult virgins and cannot find a relationship

    • @Noe.2198
      @Noe.2198 8 місяців тому +1

      What do you call a woman who wishes harm on men?

    • @tazmanian1033
      @tazmanian1033 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Noe.2198 A bad person.

    • @Noe.2198
      @Noe.2198 8 місяців тому

      @@tazmanian1033 why not incel?

    • @tazmanian1033
      @tazmanian1033 8 місяців тому +7

      @@Noe.2198 incels means involuntary celibate

    • @Noe.2198
      @Noe.2198 8 місяців тому

      @@tazmanian1033 but you would call men incels for wishing harm on women but won’t call women incels too.