The Straights Are Not Okay.

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  • @NoticeAstra
    @NoticeAstra 3 дні тому +5075

    I lied. Put your clothes back on no scissor sisters today. emily just posted.

  • @amandarae2755
    @amandarae2755 3 дні тому +3548

    the 35 year old man who took that girl’s virginity is one of the most openly disgusting people i have ever seen. “don’t tell me to stop” and “let me try what i want” actually makes me sick. this is a predator.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 3 дні тому +517

      He literally said, "let me actually SA you and don't say anything about it". Absolutely VILE

    • @ameliadubs4616
      @ameliadubs4616 3 дні тому +327

      I hope to god this girl is far away from that sick man

    • @Lillith.
      @Lillith. 3 дні тому

      He is almost twice her age. He's a cradle snatcher.

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 3 дні тому +2

      Was she 18?

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 дні тому +138

      could guess he was a predator already going after a college-aged girl 15 years younger than him

  • @simrann-x5g
    @simrann-x5g 3 дні тому +4246

    emily you should've ran for president this country needs you

    • @ArissaHaque
      @ArissaHaque 3 дні тому +170

      a much better option than trump

    • @swagsallywally
      @swagsallywally 3 дні тому

      she doesn’t have enough felonies😔😔

    • @LeonS.Kennedy1977
      @LeonS.Kennedy1977 3 дні тому +148

      @@ArissaHaquea much better option than any politician that’s run for the past several years

    • @duckman2480
      @duckman2480 3 дні тому

      Nobody wants a gay commie as president (that is literally how every American is going to act)

    • @rocco3605
      @rocco3605 3 дні тому +111

      I would’ve voted for her. I’m not American but I would’ve found a way.

  • @l3monad333
    @l3monad333 3 дні тому +1623

    The “advice” after sex one really made my blood boil I hope the girl who received that message got faaaaaar away from him…

    • @luzzyluz67457
      @luzzyluz67457 3 дні тому +107

      LITERALLY! He wanted her to shut up and let him do what he wanted but also be louder? Not only does he want to control her, but also for her to like it!

    • @saramicheli8922
      @saramicheli8922 3 дні тому +109

      Disgusting. Plus if you want your partner to moan during sex maybe do something they enjoy?? Him giving her advice while he just hurt her and made her uncomfortable…. Sounds like HE should step up his game

    • @BibekKapali-vr8bo
      @BibekKapali-vr8bo 3 дні тому

      @@saramicheli8922 you know what's even worst, saying a guy he can only have sex if you voted. I'm suprised girls lie that even have bf. Such controlling and disgusting behaviour

    • @keyespierce5016
      @keyespierce5016 3 дні тому

      Male here. It made me feel sick. Hate the idea of even being associated by gender to this a$$hole.

    • @Sacration
      @Sacration День тому

      Thats r*pe. He wanted to SA her.
      "Dont tell me to stop"
      "I want to do what i want"
      But also "moan and scream"
      Absolutly sick
      ​@@luzzyluz67457

  • @tonytonychopper999
    @tonytonychopper999 3 дні тому +2202

    was not ready for the tony namedrop

  • @EctoNecto
    @EctoNecto 3 дні тому +359

    Your hymen can literally break from cycling. My cousins did after she crashed her bike. Everyone freaked because why is she bleeding at 7 years old. Now, as a grown woman, im devastated by the lack of information about womens health in the school system and common knowledge in general.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 День тому +29

      Most women don't know about their anatomy either. This shit should be taught in middle/high school.

    • @Sib666
      @Sib666 18 годин тому +12

      That’s crazy, I told a very similar story in the comments. My older sister crashed her bike at around that age too and her hymen broke. I still remember seeing it around 4-5 years old when my mom was checking her after she came home crying. Our mother is thankfully a doctor so she knew what was going on and my sister was fine, it just hurt and looked scary.

    • @EctoNecto
      @EctoNecto 17 годин тому +1

      @anonisnoone6125 exactly what I mean, it's almost cynical how we learn more on the anatomy of a flower and insects than the human being.

  • @clarkmakaba2786
    @clarkmakaba2786 3 дні тому +823

    16:09 It's giving rapist 😬. Why do some men breathe at all? And to think my mom uses marriage against me, "if you don't like to wake up at 6 am to clean and cook, no man will marry you." Thanks for the advice 😁👍🏿.

    • @esmee6308
      @esmee6308 3 дні тому +33

      My mum was the same whilst she was married twice without doing any of that. Her ideas on what my sex life as a teen should be, made me wish she was a save yourself for marriage mother.

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 2 дні тому +14

      Being single with cats is awesome.
      Being married to a woman or enby and not to a man can also be awesome.
      Sharing a home just as friends with another adult you trust is a valid way to be less lonely and save money compared to living single.
      There's a lot of options. Enjoy.

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates День тому +16

      defo rapist, caring men would not find their girl saying "stop" problematic

    • @WilhemErnstKranz
      @WilhemErnstKranz День тому

      Can't even be a man in 2024💀💀💀

  • @NetKet
    @NetKet 3 дні тому +1490

    I read the title as 'The straights are gay'

    • @ghostrouxinol6169
      @ghostrouxinol6169 3 дні тому

      I seen more straight guys wishing and get away from women than gay guys.

    • @cocknballselohel
      @cocknballselohel 3 дні тому +103

      god i wish 😔✊

    • @pyroxcite
      @pyroxcite 3 дні тому +78

      as they should be

    • @HAMEEREMOR
      @HAMEEREMOR 3 дні тому

      Yeah That's kinda Gay man

    • @kurupt7154
      @kurupt7154 3 дні тому

      @@cocknballselohelterrible way of thinking

  • @imnotridiculous
    @imnotridiculous 3 дні тому +338

    “let me do what i want”
    it’s literally her first time, it’s going to hurt like hell, she’s going to be shy because it’s her first time naked infront of you or anybody, she doesn’t know how to suck it because she’s nervous and she most likely didn’t c*m because you weren’t being understanding and gentle.
    Some straight men are just…

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters 2 дні тому +102

      True but even the most experienced in bed do not have to just accept and be okay with their partner doing whatever they want without any protest. "Don't tell me to stop" is an absolutely sick thing to tell someone regardless of their experience level.

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates День тому

      mf sex pest behavior

    • @sarahsant6248
      @sarahsant6248 День тому +31

      It shouldn't "hurt like hell." If it does, something is wrong. The vagina is wrapped in muscles that can contract and relax, and regardless of virginity, if you go slow and listen to your partner, it shouldn't hurt.

    • @stepfaniehawkins205
      @stepfaniehawkins205 2 години тому

      Some?....... straight men? Try all, we women compare notes, it's ALL. Every straight man has at some point sexually abused a wife or girlfriend....... Or child.
      World health organization found in it's decade long global study of sexual assault that 98% of women and children will be sexually assaulted by a man at some point in their natural life... It's ALL me.n

  • @flowanna
    @flowanna 3 дні тому +968

    the list of things wrong after first time having sex is CRAZY 😭 every day I thank god I'm a lesbian

    • @shaneilellis9832
      @shaneilellis9832 3 дні тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 2 дні тому +25

      Yup same… never wanna deal with guys again.😭

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 дні тому +39

      AND the fact that she’s 20 and he’s 35! that’s almost double her age and he was a teen and a nearly legal “adult” (but still teen) when she was born! she was a virgin and teenager months (or less!) earlier and he was still an actual proper adult (despite his immaturity)! AND one of the problems according to him he wants to be allowed to rape her! (don’t tell me no/to stop !)

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 дні тому +22

      makes me thank God I am aroace! because fuck all that shit!

    • @wings_bl
      @wings_bl 2 дні тому +6

      amen 💀💀

  • @Hulahoopish
    @Hulahoopish 3 дні тому +1240

    I am a straight. I am not okay. I’m honestly at the point that I view all men as a threat and even though I know that isn’t true, I don’t feel like it is a risk worth taking. I’m honestly just scared.

    • @Kalitayy
      @Kalitayy 3 дні тому +1

      After Trump winning the vote and the "your body, my choice" movement going on, I think it's valid to see all men as a threat because they are. Hetero relationships are inherently harmful because the power imbalance puts women in potential danger of ab*se by the hands of the incompetent, lazy, emotionally unavailable yet powerful men.

    • @bradleymartinez185
      @bradleymartinez185 3 дні тому +272

      I'm a straight guy, and people are really trying to convince me all women cheat, won't like me if I don't have money, and that I'm not tall enough. It's hard to ignore but I believe you're going to find you a good one. Stay strong!

    • @holdenroberts6973
      @holdenroberts6973 3 дні тому +245

      Even if all men aren't a threat, more than enough are for it to be a valid cause for concern. You're right to be cautious. I hope yall stay safe.

    • @NoxAeterna-wf4iv
      @NoxAeterna-wf4iv 3 дні тому +102

      ​@@bradleymartinez185those people are insecure and have no touch with reality.😂

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 3 дні тому +75

      I really feel you as a fellow straight woman. I know safe men exist, but it’s a struggle to find one. Still, we might be lucky! All the best to you, friend. ❤

  • @Lillith.
    @Lillith. 3 дні тому +362

    I want everyone to remember that sex should be pleasurable for everyone involved. Don't force others to do things they're not comfortable with and stop when they tell you to.

  • @ne0_aquat1c
    @ne0_aquat1c 3 дні тому +1213

    we’ve been fed

    • @amypizza8351
      @amypizza8351 3 дні тому +15

      NOM NOM

    • @herne4504
      @herne4504 3 дні тому +5

      yummmmmm

    • @junoluvv
      @junoluvv 3 дні тому +8

      she served and delivered indeed

    • @thatstockin
      @thatstockin 3 дні тому

      no thanks i’ll pass it to the next person 🫸🫸 (NO OFFENSE THO😭)

    • @aquademoney
      @aquademoney 3 дні тому

      i may be anorexic but may i say *CHOMP*

  • @melaniiachubai4830
    @melaniiachubai4830 3 дні тому +494

    10:21
    To Emily from the past: so, about the elections, there's extremely unfortunate news

    • @fantasystaplesuwu1554
      @fantasystaplesuwu1554 3 дні тому +2

      She knows, and has known since it happened.

    • @angel_cake07
      @angel_cake07 2 дні тому

      The election isnt over until jan 6th, theyre recounting as we speak

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates День тому

      hoping it'll just be another 4 uneventful years

    • @fennikk2433
      @fennikk2433 День тому +5

      ​@@anomalousanimates it won't be

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 3 дні тому +356

    I'm 35 and happily with someone my own age. I couldn't imagine dating someone who's 20 for obviously reasons (no shame on couples who can make it work, but personally I'd feel like I'm forcing someone to mature far earlier than they otherwise would), but if I was dating a 20 year old, the last thing I would ever want to do is send a text criticising a very intimate and private moment they trusted me with. That guy may have been 35, but he's clearly still 15, thinking the women owe him ego stroking.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 дні тому +70

      it's ok, you can shame grown ass adults dating college students, it's weird and gross

    • @ITgirlSn
      @ITgirlSn 3 дні тому

      @@emilyb.8219 ''grown ass adults'' apparently you're a kid at 17 years 11 months 29 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds but the next second? you're an adult and trust us when we say these males actually saw you as a kid just one secon d ago! who u tryna fool incel? everytime the legal police comes with the excusing of clearly predatory relationship with big power imbalances, it reminds me that if the legal age was 13, we'd be hearing the same shi if a 35yo male went after a 13yo kid, these creatures do not care abt the utter maturity difference but the legality of it, if some 20yo had the maturity of a 8 yo, it will still be okay for these creatures bc it's legal! hide yo middle and high school kids from creatures like this who try gaslighting you into believeing that just bc 20 is considered an adult, it has the same marturity as that of somebody 15 years older bc if there was no legal age, these creatures would be going after your little kids, mfs really fooling people as if these creatures who go for 20yo at 35 won't go younger if they could, it aint abt the age, it's abt the power imabalance the incel gets, and its usually found with younger people better, if some 30yo had the same maturity and life experience as an 18yo, this incel would be very much interested despite her being ''expired''

    • @No_Longer_Straight
      @No_Longer_Straight 2 дні тому +1

      @@emilyb.8219 Real.

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters 2 дні тому +27

      If you're not going to shame the adults dating college students I will do it for you. They're gross, and you're right that it should indeed be obvious.

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples День тому +1

      I’m 32 and even dating a 25 year old would feel very weird!

  • @idontknow2469
    @idontknow2469 3 дні тому +376

    5:44 i hate it when the straights advertise their sexualities like this. Like, I'm not against it. I just wish they'd keep it in private, ykw?

    • @Viviriki
      @Viviriki 3 дні тому +103

      Ikr like I'm not straight phobic but I don't gotta know about it

    • @zombieheadquarters9161
      @zombieheadquarters9161 3 дні тому +83

      no fr like that’s fine just don’t do it in front of me you know? like don’t push ur agenda down my throat or anything

    • @TOWEE12
      @TOWEE12 3 дні тому +1

      No offense isnt this just what gay ppl do, i completely support the lgbtq community, even tho im not part of it, but this is the same tuing its just more frowned upon.

    • @iknowwhatyouare102
      @iknowwhatyouare102 3 дні тому +59

      @@TOWEE12 whoosh

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 3 дні тому +82

      @@TOWEE12 This is a joke about how straight people say the exact same thing about gay people. All the time. So we're making jokes.

  • @Cinnamonraisin_Bagel
    @Cinnamonraisin_Bagel 3 дні тому +286

    Sometimes i think some straight men actually just genuinely don't like women in anyway because some of the shit they say is insane

    • @Kalitayy
      @Kalitayy 3 дні тому

      I'm a man and I have a lot of male friends, they are all gross. Men are just inherently unempathetic, which means they don't view other people as human beings most of the time. Men view other men as obstacles and competition, and they view women as objects and trophies.

    • @kaleighwaffles
      @kaleighwaffles 3 дні тому

      they don't. they see us as bodies and get frustrated that there are brains attached. literally.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 3 дні тому +40

      obviously lol, misogyny is rampant

    • @ITgirlSn
      @ITgirlSn 3 дні тому

      praise, respect and admiration for males, lust, dominance for women -this is the brain of a amn

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos 3 дні тому

      I think many straight men are honestly romantically into other dudes but feel only sexual attraction to women

  • @KreeZafi
    @KreeZafi 3 дні тому +74

    19:29 The ideal woman - it's so important that she isn't friends with any men, they had to mention it not once, not twice, but THREE times! No male best friends, only female friends, only talks to men if work related.
    Personally I consider it a red flag if a man cannot be purely platonic friends with women. If he truly views women as equal human beings, as PEOPLE rather than mere romantic/sexual prospects, there is no reason why he shouldn't be able to vibe with a woman and enjoy her company the same way he does with his male friends.

    • @erichughes2024
      @erichughes2024 14 годин тому

      Hit on the nail, dude. 👍🏾😄

  • @rhysadams7740
    @rhysadams7740 3 дні тому +508

    My condolences from Canada

    • @KaylaGamebrain
      @KaylaGamebrain 3 дні тому +63

      I agree, I'm not religious, but I'm praying for any minority person in the U.S.A

    • @MDonovan
      @MDonovan 3 дні тому +17

      Canada 's next 😢

    • @mabuixa
      @mabuixa 3 дні тому +9

      ​@@MDonovan bro don't scare them like that

    • @Judys-Stuff
      @Judys-Stuff 2 дні тому +3

      Mine too, from Germany

    • @valentinasgarbi-fb7sm
      @valentinasgarbi-fb7sm 12 годин тому +1

      My condolences from brazil

  • @ridofchris
    @ridofchris 3 дні тому +745

    The country has never needed a Not Even Emily video more

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 3 дні тому +5

      She should do one on the laughable 4B movement in the west. Continuing to blame men on things like the election while a massive chunk of women voted against themselves is laughable. It was almost 50 50 split. That misandry is part of why we are here in the first place.

    • @mikeKcok
      @mikeKcok 3 дні тому

      @@bannedmann4469​​⁠I feel like she’d be more on the 4B/celibacy side then with you. This 4B movement is caused by constant harassment, r🅰️pe and taking away right by men. Calling it “misandry” is funny as men are seriously impacting our society, horribly of course. “Your body, My choice” is something being said currently. Also misandry is an online type of discrimination that hurts feelings, misogyny ACTUALLY impacts women in horrible ways.

    • @mikeKcok
      @mikeKcok 3 дні тому +58

      @@bannedmann4469I do agree it’s stupid that a chunk of women voted for that man and we shouldn’t blame men in general but, calling the 4B movement “misandry” is hilarious.

    • @gafocat1878
      @gafocat1878 3 дні тому +3

      @ridofchris unrelated is that japanese breakfast in your pfp?

    • @s__9939
      @s__9939 3 дні тому +33

      @@bannedmann4469 " that misandry is part of why we are here in the first place" literally how? also the 4b movement is because men are the only ones that benefit from any of this, also your whole comment shows that you actually have no idea what the 4b movement is, why it started and what it stands for

  • @ariesmarsexpress
    @ariesmarsexpress 3 дні тому +79

    The "No Hymen/ No Diamond" guy is definitely a lifetime lonely guy. He is not slinging anything anywhere, and he is very upset about it. Normal men would not be thinking about this. This is purely something high school or even possibly middle school boys might think about because for most of them, it is a hypothetical concept.
    The guy in the ATM costume told his wife he felt like an ATM one too many times, and she made him dress up as one. lol

  • @meercaat9936
    @meercaat9936 3 дні тому +274

    Every one of Emily's posts is like Christmas for the lesbians

    • @Idkwhat2puttt
      @Idkwhat2puttt 3 дні тому +10

      This is way better than Christmas

  • @MrQuantumInc
    @MrQuantumInc 3 дні тому +294

    I suspect that the men who freak out over "hypergamy" (the idea that women seek out men who are better than themselves) and the men who say that "men don't want successful/strong/rich/funny women!" are the same people. They accuse women of hypergamy but also prefer hypogamy for themselves.
    Of course what it really is, they think the meaning of life is the things that make men and women different (also status), but that doesn't work if they wife is a constant reminder that men and women can do the same things. Maybe someday we will discover a source of meaning that isn't based on genitals.

    • @jice7074
      @jice7074 3 дні тому

      Hypergamy is a real thing but it mostly exists in a certain type of person. Most marriages still succeed, others fail for a lot of reasons. As someone who's been around wealthy people, I've on occasion seen those wives who married well yet still have poor impulse control and are always looking for better.

    • @maryamdiao1509
      @maryamdiao1509 3 дні тому

      Most males are insecure and what the best of both worlds and only to complain later

    • @hahahahs
      @hahahahs 3 дні тому +1

      Yeah I wish we could corporate like peoples

    • @ratt2199
      @ratt2199 2 дні тому

      ​@jice7074 "hypergamy" exists as a concept, it does not exist as some kind of biological imperative for women like incels (or, more frustratingly, certain evolutionary psychologists) insist. it is a learned behaviour and cultural construct that exists "for women" because of the socio-economic pitfalls of womanhood

    • @CanadianMoose272
      @CanadianMoose272 2 дні тому +1

      I'm laughing so hard at the word hypogamy. 😂 "I only date broke people." The language of the manosphere/incel world is so weird and detached from reality.

  • @Shy-xm4kn
    @Shy-xm4kn 3 дні тому +106

    The funny thing about these dudes thinking they’re “replacing women” with Ai robots is that it goes both ways. Women would definitely also be purchasing them.

    • @coolkidss3094
      @coolkidss3094 3 дні тому +16

      I would definitely buy hansome robot men . I'm waiting for that day

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos 3 дні тому +3

      @@coolkidss3094 Honestly me too lol

    • @jmarshal
      @jmarshal 3 дні тому +22

      Right?! We don’t even need men to have children so why would we not want a sexy robot husband who is mad in love with us, gives the best bedtime snuggles 🤫, does all the housework without being asked fifty times, doesn’t care about sport or drinking, and is nice to our mother? Men really be thinking they bring so much to a relationship.

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 3 дні тому +4

      I wouldn't personally want a robot man, but I'm more than happy for everyone who wants a robot partner to get them! Frankly, the men who would rather be with a robot woman than a real one aren't men I want anyway, so it's a win-win. Let them have the robots and leave the rest of us with those who want a genuine human connection.

    • @bunnyellabell
      @bunnyellabell 2 дні тому +13

      ​@@KreeZafi i think it's more a conversation about why men see women as less than objects. which is scary and a growing problem.

  • @Severino-fl2xx
    @Severino-fl2xx 3 дні тому +257

    10:10 I think she had a reason to be scared 😭

  • @colgator1092
    @colgator1092 3 дні тому +127

    i like how the "ideal woman" only talks to other women and not guys who say "ideal woman"

    • @Judys-Stuff
      @Judys-Stuff 2 дні тому

      The ideal woman: never ever talks to guys. To avoid guys, she has a girlfriend to scare away the men!

  • @roselisesullivanbarrett
    @roselisesullivanbarrett 3 дні тому +131

    There’s also many variations in the formation of hi-mens(idk if I need to censor that for the algorithm but just to be safe I am because I’m talking biology). Some women are born with imperforate, or microperforate hi-men that require procedures or other interventions such as a hymenectomy to prevent infection and stop periods from being a health risk. There’s women born with parous introitus, or partial introitus hi-men where their hi-men will remain that way their entire life regardless of their adult activity, even if they have not partaken in adult activity.
    Bike riding, horse riding, sports, yoga, skipping, jump rope, pap smears, can ‘break’(rip, stretch, affect, change, thicken, etc.) the hi-men as well. The hi-men(gosh it feels silly to censor it) is not an indication of virginity.
    And virginity is not an indication of morality

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 2 дні тому

      A partner who was too scared or shamed to sleep around when they were a young adult is going to be wondering what it's like for the rest of their life - or until they go and find out, at least. Someone with experience knows what they're into, and if you can give them that, they're not going to feel any urge to wander.

    • @thunderstorms501
      @thunderstorms501 День тому +2

      @@tealkerberus748 literally so confused about this comment, I genuinely don’t understand what this means

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 19 годин тому +2

      @@thunderstorms501 Just that the obsession with finding a partner with no sexual experience and no previous partners is daft, and counter-productive. Those are the people who are most likely to be wondering about what other partners would be like.
      Wanting to know what someone else is like in bed is a big motive for finding out.

  • @keebo3030
    @keebo3030 3 дні тому +105

    18:50 That is a Grindr screenshot 😭😭 Ain't nobody straight in that conversation

    • @mediocremode
      @mediocremode 2 дні тому +13

      i was checking to see if someone said something about this LMAO

    • @martinschmitt9242
      @martinschmitt9242 День тому

      Reminds me of my old best friend who insists he’s straight after we’d spend a “fun night” together because he doesn’t date men! He just bottoms for men!

    • @valentinasgarbi-fb7sm
      @valentinasgarbi-fb7sm 12 годин тому

      yes like tf

  • @winxclqbx
    @winxclqbx 3 дні тому +314

    Every time Emily posts an angel gets its wings

  • @Rayka_Plasma
    @Rayka_Plasma 3 дні тому +152

    Girl I am sorry but past yourself had a reason to be scared 💔 election was a flop

  • @emberystudios8406
    @emberystudios8406 3 дні тому +704

    “Clap once if you’re okay”
    “….”
    Real

  • @ellabluecreates
    @ellabluecreates 3 дні тому +257

    The straights are never okay😔

    • @nalalalalala9946
      @nalalalalala9946 3 дні тому +20

      As a straight myself, you’re right 😔

    • @wonyoungsmoney
      @wonyoungsmoney 3 дні тому +10

      ​@nalalalalala9946 woah a straight emily fan? you're like a four leaf clover

    • @someonenothere8818
      @someonenothere8818 3 дні тому

      Well alot of the homoboys for some reason are pretending to be straight...........

    • @theacapella8004
      @theacapella8004 2 дні тому +5

      @@wonyoungsmoneyno? Js bc Emily is gay doesn’t mean only gay ppl watch her. I’m straight too

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters 2 дні тому +2

      @@theacapella8004 Hey it's alright to unclench and scroll past teasing that hurts your feelings for no reason.

  • @_Brohan
    @_Brohan 3 дні тому +60

    as a cis straight guy. the straights are dumb af sometimes. tbf though some happily married straight couples love that stupid "i hate my wife" crap for some reason. anyway. i hope we all survive the next (hopefully only) 4 years.

  • @NotKekePalmer
    @NotKekePalmer 3 дні тому +103

    10:21 We are also scared. Terrified, actually. We needed this vid

  • @flaamingeaux
    @flaamingeaux 3 дні тому +210

    The one at 21:24 is so funny because a lot of cis men admit to dating out of their league. So... **checks notes** you go date a woman that's successful then hate that she's focused on her success so that she doesn't have to rely on you???
    Doesn't make sense but noted

    • @Shampyon
      @Shampyon 3 дні тому +42

      They view successful women like a ringmaster views a lion, instead of like a partner to join. There's status in taming a powerful creature.

  • @ne0_aquat1c
    @ne0_aquat1c 3 дні тому +506

    0:12 my dogs name is tony 🤷‍♀️

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 3 дні тому +62

      I love it when pets have such human names

    • @fuzzyfluffywoolgathering
      @fuzzyfluffywoolgathering 3 дні тому +12

      do you put Tony's hair in your husband's sandwich too when he pisses you off?

    • @Theweirdunicorn69
      @Theweirdunicorn69 3 дні тому +17

      @@idontknow2469it’s so fun to say “oh yeah, Tony took a big s#### on the rug today, he’s so silly!”

    • @Idkwhat2puttt
      @Idkwhat2puttt 3 дні тому +9

      Lol my cat's name is Tony

    • @kindal5671
      @kindal5671 3 дні тому +11

      my sisters cats name is tony, named after the sopranos

  • @hiya022
    @hiya022 3 дні тому +24

    I got called a "little bitch" once for saying I don't want to have sex with my future girlfriend if I ended up getting one. She basically said that if I don't give my future girlfriend sex, another man will. Also said "it's okay, you can just say you have a small dick."
    I am asexual.

    • @Foolishly_Royalty
      @Foolishly_Royalty 3 дні тому +8

      That's an awful thing to say! May that person learn better, or well- be left behind.

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters 2 дні тому +5

      Some people are so egregious about projecting their feelings onto other people. Your future girlfriend who accepts all the love you have to give her isn't going to cheat unless there's something wrong with HER. Sounds like the person who told you this was either a cheater themselves or deeply traumatized by being cheated on.

    • @maggie6152
      @maggie6152 День тому

      That girl has small dick energy.

  • @itzzlllill3512
    @itzzlllill3512 2 дні тому +24

    “i am filming this on sunday, nov. 3rd…” oh emily… i wish we could’ve stayed there forever…

  • @modernghost0
    @modernghost0 2 дні тому +18

    I love how Emily has fully committed the 2009 aesthetic. The black and neon pink patterned tank top, the giant hoop earrings, the collection of bags hanging in the closet, the random sizes and shapes of posters on the wall. Beautiful, truly. A relic.

  • @martinjrgensen8234
    @martinjrgensen8234 3 дні тому +66

    A 35 year old man chasing 20 year old virgins legit make me vomit. Straight men have issue. Seriously.
    The toxic masculinity of never talking about feelings with other men, is the root cause. My dudes be comfortable in yourself to have a good cry with your wife and your friends. And see a therapist for all the unresolved dad trauma.
    Also seeing the fast growing “dont spread for red” movement in women in the US, none of these are getting laid in the next 4 years😂

    • @zdlax
      @zdlax День тому

      What if the 35 year old is a virgin himself and wants to live out the normal college experience he never had?

    • @ripewatermelonlol
      @ripewatermelonlol День тому +4

      @@zdlax idk bro id find it hella weird having sex with someone knowing i was fully in highschool while they were just born, 15 years is problematic.

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 3 дні тому +73

    “No hymen, no diamond” also doesn’t make sense because… you still have one, it just sometime times gets torn a bit, but it’s still there. If a woman actually just completely didn’t have a hymen, that would raise some questions. You don’t just lose it. 🤦

    • @lordhoratio
      @lordhoratio 3 дні тому +1

      Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    • @yourfavperson3748
      @yourfavperson3748 3 дні тому +17

      ​@@lordhoratio is your comment directed to the right person?

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 3 дні тому +22

      DUDE YES!!! I always wonder how people think it works with the "no hymen" thing, like do they believe the whole thing just vanishes if it gets damaged? Makes no sense. Plus, it's a body part, so it heals. You can tear your hymen multiple times in your life, or you can go your whole life never damaging it if you're careful (to my knowledge mine has never been damaged during sex).

    • @lordhoratio
      @lordhoratio 3 дні тому

      @@yourfavperson3748 Yes. They're either stupid, autistic, or being deliberately obtuse.

    • @lordhoratio
      @lordhoratio 3 дні тому

      @@KreeZafi Are you stupid, autistic, or being deliberately obtuse? It isn't said to be literal; it refers to virginity.

  • @krishaas6944
    @krishaas6944 2 дні тому +20

    This stuff is wild to me, because I grew up watching my parents. Who have a dedicated "date night" once a week, even if all they do is put on a movie and both fall asleep on the catch. My dad sometimes randomly brings my mom flowers because he passed the guy selling them (when I was living at home, he'd bring them for me too, and last time he got them for my wife, as well, which, my heart 😭). Dad's told me that whenever he meets new customers and they're doing small talk, one of the first things he brings us is Mom (and us kids, even though the youngest is 22, so "kids" is dubious). I never once heard an "I hate my wife" joke, and the only places I saw them was in external media.
    Also I've definitely put cat hair in my wife's food, but that's just because we have five cats and it's everywhere and inevitable.

  • @Ann4nnnnaaa
    @Ann4nnnnaaa 3 дні тому +41

    13:15 - those are claw caps btw!!! It's to prevent cats from scratching up your furniture or you - we can't have pink claw caps now with out calling a cat gay 🤡...

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +5

      Oh that makes that unnecessary rant that dude went on even worse 😭
      Now I see the words on the video
      Wow now men don’t even read anymore???

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 День тому +3

      I was looking for this comment. I don’t think enough people know about these, and it’s a way more humane option than declawing if you’ve tried everything else. Only if the cat stays indoors, though. To the person complaining about the pink nails: The cat doesn’t care what color his nails are. Cats don’t have genders. That’s a human thing, so stop trying to force your rigid gender rules onto animals. Babies don’t care, either. Kids don’t start caring until people teach them to.

  • @Elias-wf9so
    @Elias-wf9so 3 дні тому +77

    Them being angry about the pink nail polish suggest they would have being fine with it if it was blue...but i also kinda doubt that.

    • @bubgerkirg
      @bubgerkirg 3 дні тому +25

      the funny thing is it’s not nail polish, it’s a cap to prevent them from scratching lmao

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +6

      They wouldn’t have liked blue either it’s too “woke” or “liberal”

  • @omarbirkdar5536
    @omarbirkdar5536 3 дні тому +59

    Given who they elected....I would say no

  • @raquelandrescagigasbermejo7680
    @raquelandrescagigasbermejo7680 3 дні тому +96

    Those they/thems really turning the cats gay with the pink nail polish. Like that one person once said it starts with boneless wings and Fortnite and ends with pronouns and femboys

    • @luzzyluz67457
      @luzzyluz67457 3 дні тому

      Maybe this country aint too bad....
      God bless the femboys with pronouns 🫡

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +7

      Huh uh???? I hate when they act like pronouns are a bad thing lol

    • @stinkyanarchist
      @stinkyanarchist 2 дні тому +4

      LMAO NOT THE BONELESS WINGS😭💔

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 2 дні тому

      Femboys are hot, though.

  • @Tubemansi
    @Tubemansi 3 дні тому +36

    14:05 - When you want to be a groomer, but don't want to risk an arrest. I need a shower after that. Also "Don't be shy. It's not sexy." As if a dude who specifically seeks out virgins isn't turned on by shyness.
    ---
    Hey, if you're not a good cook, you just need to find a woman who is. SHE'll be the good wife, you'll be the bad husband. Problem solved. Though perhaps you should get a wife who's a breadwinner, so you have more time to PLAY "HATOFUL BOYFRIEND"!

  • @savannahmorgan772
    @savannahmorgan772 2 дні тому +11

    Fun fact! The baby on board stickers are there to alert paramedics and police that there is a baby inside if the car crashes. It is not to brag and be like “hehehe I have a kid that I bring with me and YOU don’t! 🤭” no. It’s for safety reasons

    • @cadesmandela1935
      @cadesmandela1935 2 дні тому

      Don’t expect somebody who uses the phrase “are the straights okay” unironically to actually have any nuance beyond “hehe look at these weird people being gay is superior”

    • @savannahmorgan772
      @savannahmorgan772 2 дні тому +7

      @@cadesmandela1935 that is not the point I was making…. She obviously was saying this only applies to misogynistic men who objectify their girlfriends. Not all straight people. obviously there’s nothing wrong with being straight. It’s just making fun of misogynistic men

    • @fennikk2433
      @fennikk2433 День тому +1

      ​@@cadesmandela1935 seethe

  • @allanthinkstwice
    @allanthinkstwice 3 дні тому +55

    10:00 …girl ..I got some bad news .

  • @lssmble
    @lssmble 2 дні тому +20

    21:25 ... literally what do they want then? they always complain that women are money laundering like that family money costume but when the wife steps up and become more successful.. they cheat?? LIKE WTF

  • @Corvustheguy
    @Corvustheguy 3 дні тому +69

    We all knew that they arent okay, but i had hope 😔😔

  • @tus8233
    @tus8233 3 дні тому +20

    5:35 My grandma got mad at my mom when she was a teenager about tampons. My grandma thought that using a tampon counted and that my mom using one, took away her virginity. So sadly yes, some people genuinely believe that.

  • @preciousbrager7285
    @preciousbrager7285 3 дні тому +112

    just when i needed you.

  • @Aeliustheratling
    @Aeliustheratling 3 дні тому +51

    New sketchbook and a fresh video..... winners love winning......

  • @izisi6800
    @izisi6800 День тому +3

    I’m at a point where I know and have witnessed that there are good and loving men out there, but I have no motivation to look for them

  • @deadfliesinthesummertime
    @deadfliesinthesummertime 2 дні тому +11

    25:43 i'm actually crying why is his tongue the same color as his skin

  • @Doll.xox111
    @Doll.xox111 3 дні тому +69

    15:48 THAT IS WILD.

    • @teamLewis44
      @teamLewis44 3 дні тому +1

      I can't believe someone actually sleeps with guys like this 🤭 shame for these girls

    • @winteronvenus
      @winteronvenus 3 дні тому +42

      @@teamLewis44 it was her first time ever? I agree sometimes we as girls need to give certain men a lot less attention, but this guy is just a terrible partner.. not to mention she's 20 & he's 35?? Boi hell nah

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 3 дні тому +25

      @@teamLewis44 The one which should feel ashamed is this man.

    • @teamLewis44
      @teamLewis44 3 дні тому +3

      @@alexf225 totally agree

  • @9124Nove
    @9124Nove 3 дні тому +9

    28:23 They seriously used a photo of Vivica A. Fox?! She still looks great, she simply got older. Can't expect her to look the same as she did from the early 90s.

  • @squidgig
    @squidgig 3 дні тому +48

    0:50 girl can't believe you missed the chance to say "the isle of Lesbos"

    • @Vindominus
      @Vindominus 3 дні тому +9

      She also missed the chance to say "Trust and Bi-leave" smfh

    • @JordanS-ww4eu
      @JordanS-ww4eu 2 дні тому +1

      What’s Lesbos?

    • @bunnyellabell
      @bunnyellabell 2 дні тому +4

      ​@@JordanS-ww4eu *grips your chin and wipes your hair behind your ear. whispers* have you ever heard of google???????

    • @golira19
      @golira19 День тому

      @@JordanS-ww4eu an island in greece home to the ancient poet sappho, possibly the first lesbian author in history. its current inhabitants do not like the current use of the word, since they are also referred to as lesbians

  • @montana_brown
    @montana_brown 3 дні тому +21

    caught myself audibly saying “YESS” when I saw that Emily posted

  • @AnthonyBayardCashman
    @AnthonyBayardCashman 3 дні тому +56

    0:13 - Alex Hirsch just called. He respects your affiliate reference

  • @thebearinthekitchen2960
    @thebearinthekitchen2960 3 дні тому +19

    12:23 PH MY FREAKING GOD I REMEMBER THIS COMMENT AND SEEING IT AND BEING LIKE “oh ok this person is crazy let’s not think of them again” AND TWO DAYS LATER A FRIEND SHARES A SCREENSHOT OF IT AND NOW EMILY IS TALKING ABOUT IT

  • @aerisviel
    @aerisviel 3 дні тому +25

    thank you for the content, and lowkey i hope you never get a better camera cause this one is just so familiar, and the grain reminds me of the time before youtube and the world became absolute dogshit

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 3 дні тому +8

      When I first discovered her I was surprised to see she had over a million subscribers, since you usually just see this low video quality with newer creators who haven't built up a big following yet. But I really like it, makes it feel more real and genuine, like just a person talking to their webcam rather than a whole production!

    • @yourfavperson3748
      @yourfavperson3748 3 дні тому +4

      I actually love her camera quality

  • @binniesgarden
    @binniesgarden 3 дні тому +20

    I am SO sorry Emily from Two Days Before.

  • @lowlifejpg
    @lowlifejpg 3 дні тому +48

    hope everyone who lives in the US is doing okay, be safe and just remember we'll get through this

  • @CascoLeaks
    @CascoLeaks 3 дні тому +118

    13:21 of course this is the part that's playing when my mom walks in

    • @ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive
      @ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive 3 дні тому +3

      You know there is this thing called headphones, don’t know if you’ve heard of it but I do recommend you looking into it

    • @CascoLeaks
      @CascoLeaks 3 дні тому +24

      Girlie it's a silly UA-cam comment why are you mad 💀​@@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive

    • @kayziofficial
      @kayziofficial 3 дні тому +3

      “Using holy water as lube” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive
      @ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive 3 дні тому +1

      @@CascoLeaks first of all I’m not a girl! Second, I’m not mad! I was just trying to help you!!

    • @Garsnoos
      @Garsnoos 3 дні тому +5

      @@ToothpasteIsGettingExpensive Your comment unfortunately came off as very sarcastic but def not in a funny way

  • @ohgumdrop2208
    @ohgumdrop2208 3 дні тому +39

    19:30 as a south asian woman living in North America, unfortunately a lot of brown boys even here actually think that way loool (I hate them)

    • @dman24492
      @dman24492 3 дні тому

      So you just fuck all black dudes smh lol

    • @nascentoxygenhere
      @nascentoxygenhere 3 дні тому +6

      if the ones in america are like that, you don't even want to know how is it like in india 😭

    • @yourfavperson3748
      @yourfavperson3748 3 дні тому +5

      Literally, live in south africa, the boys here...

  • @thecrispymaster
    @thecrispymaster 3 дні тому +17

    11:20 - My question is that given virginity has roots in Christianity an implications of purity in a kind of religious sense, can a soulless automaton with a humanoid shape even BE a virgin?

  • @lanimel8808
    @lanimel8808 3 дні тому +9

    STOP THE COUNT!! EMILY JUST POSTED

  • @Vari_hasnoclue
    @Vari_hasnoclue 3 дні тому +27

    WE’VE BEEN FED

  • @sophia-y6q3w
    @sophia-y6q3w 3 дні тому +55

    wake up the queen posted

  • @lowlifejpg
    @lowlifejpg 3 дні тому +15

    my online older sister swooping in to cure me from my seasonal depression ❤

    • @fh9061
      @fh9061 2 дні тому +1

      Man this is a rough time

  • @TTpttp_
    @TTpttp_ 3 дні тому +12

    I'll watch this tomorrow, but already commented and liked it because I 100% agree with Emily

  • @nelsonboubou7006
    @nelsonboubou7006 2 дні тому +7

    "No hymen no diamonds" BYE THE VIDEO BARELY STARTED 😭🖐🏽

  • @Arlocx0
    @Arlocx0 3 дні тому +24

    The boy cat with the nail polish is so funny to me. These christians I swear...

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +5

      Yeah right dudes wear nail polish all the time
      Didn’t like Spartan men wear pig blood nail polish cus it was a sign of social status or something (well Spartan men also had say gex with eachother to strengthen their soldierly bonds so)

  • @Aren.2.0
    @Aren.2.0 3 дні тому +28

    14:17 WTH…he was 15 when she was born

  • @Hunterofartemischildofhades
    @Hunterofartemischildofhades 3 дні тому +35

    13:22 😭😭😭😭😭😭 "using holy water as lube"

  • @alicegreymore6052
    @alicegreymore6052 3 дні тому +12

    We are not, HELP US EMILY

  • @Phia_24
    @Phia_24 3 дні тому +10

    I'm in love with emily’s comment section.😋💘

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +3

      Sameeee only place I can find on here that doesn’t have Trumpers on it 😭

    • @Foolishly_Royalty
      @Foolishly_Royalty 3 дні тому

      ​@@b19wingknock on wood. They're everywjere :(

    • @js8qp2pwisos
      @js8qp2pwisos 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@b19wing why do they all use the 🤣 emoji. Like the 😂 emoji just isnt aggressive enough for them

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 2 дні тому +2

      @@js8qp2pwisos I hateeeeeee the sideways laugh and moai emojis sm

    • @roy_valadao
      @roy_valadao 2 дні тому

      centrists are so strange.

  • @exolentexo-l
    @exolentexo-l 3 дні тому +10

    everyone the queen posted just when we needed her

  • @WhenYoureAround
    @WhenYoureAround 3 дні тому +21

    I can confirm, my parents are not okay.

  • @JaxonBaker-t7z
    @JaxonBaker-t7z 3 дні тому +20

    UA-cam thought it could hide this from me for 3 minutes?!?!?!

  • @tamathegiant
    @tamathegiant 3 дні тому +5

    IVE BEEN BLESSED THIS SATURDAY

  • @serenitydoessomething7656
    @serenitydoessomething7656 3 дні тому +98

    When were they ever

    • @IuIianos
      @IuIianos 3 дні тому +5

      Pretty sure that's heterophobia 😂🤣

    • @thatonepercyjacksonfan4786
      @thatonepercyjacksonfan4786 3 дні тому +52

      @@IuIianosyou’re right. I am very scared of straights

    • @bramvanharen689
      @bramvanharen689 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@IuIianosdoesnt exist. will never be an actual issue

    • @gothgrrl8711
      @gothgrrl8711 3 дні тому

      Proud to be heterophobic, get that shit away from me and my children

    • @Shampyon
      @Shampyon 3 дні тому +11

      @@IuIianos Nah, phobias are irrational.

  • @Xvielle3
    @Xvielle3 3 дні тому +36

    At least we've gotten the answer to the question.

  • @Eelectrik
    @Eelectrik 3 дні тому +6

    This is the perfect video to have a Nancy sponsor on

  • @ARMENIANBARBIEEEE
    @ARMENIANBARBIEEEE 3 дні тому +8

    As a straight. We are not okay. But we do not claim them

  • @b19wing
    @b19wing 3 дні тому +10

    31:00 actually 🤓☝️ high estrogen levels contribute to dry eyes and less tear production

  • @ValentineS97
    @ValentineS97 3 дні тому +11

    not the sponsor being my mom’s name 😅🤦🏾😂
    we were so worried about the frogs being turned gay that we forgot about the CATS 🤦🏾😞

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +3

      That’s not even nail polish they are claw caps to stop that cat from scratching stuff 😭😭😭

  • @jacobbell1934
    @jacobbell1934 3 дні тому +4

    We will all hopefully get through this. Build community

  • @LiamWilcox-t3e
    @LiamWilcox-t3e 3 дні тому +7

    JD Vance complains so much about childless cat ladies when the real problem is men like the ones in this video.

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +2

      He is the men in this video 😭

  • @MangoPanic
    @MangoPanic 23 години тому +2

    I mentioned to my Mum that my friend (pansexual in a straight presenting relationship) was looking forward to seeing her pets after being away, and her immediate response was "But not her hubby I bet!"
    I was like "No...she's very happy with him and looking forward to seeing him too actually"
    It's bizarre what straight people settle for. Marriage isn't supposed to be miserable 😭

  • @aspebb
    @aspebb 3 дні тому +31

    It always fascinates me to see a mostly female comment section. How much it differs from a mostly male comment section. It's like looking into different universes or planets.

    • @b19wing
      @b19wing 3 дні тому +7

      Male comment sections are full of those mindless copypastas it’s so annoying (not all men are like that tho I’m a dude myself)

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 2 дні тому +11

      Ikr? I feel like predominantly female comment section seems more positive

    • @js8qp2pwisos
      @js8qp2pwisos 2 дні тому

      ​@@b19wing PYROCYNICAL. When i watched him I avoided the comment section becus it was just too fucking dumb 😭

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters 2 дні тому +6

      That's extremely true. I feel like I'm being hugged here.

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 2 дні тому +3

      What's fun is dabbling in the male comment sections with a username that doesn't give gender. So many of these dudebros tell me so much about their insecurities with no idea they're talking to a middle aged cis woman!

  • @Leo-me5yt
    @Leo-me5yt 3 дні тому +3

    Emilys has been a real nostalgia addict because lately, she's coming back to so many old topics. But hey, im not complaining

  • @skyrimlover777
    @skyrimlover777 3 дні тому +12

    Some people are so damn gross I just want a woman with a mutual enjoyment for darksouls lore.

    • @RedDeadReverie
      @RedDeadReverie 3 дні тому +5

      Who doesn’t?

    • @binniesgarden
      @binniesgarden 3 дні тому +1

      ok but same

    • @jijitters
      @jijitters 2 дні тому +1

      I love listening to people rant about their favorite video game lore.

    • @EldritchMephi
      @EldritchMephi 22 години тому

      I want a gf that will tell me to seek strong souls

  • @dior6777
    @dior6777 3 дні тому +11

    When does emily not slay? Never.

  • @feefee6889
    @feefee6889 3 дні тому +5

    The freak who said older men Are mature and have their shit together is living is dalulu land.

  • @awsmguy175
    @awsmguy175 3 дні тому +6

    34:10 ‘it’s ending soon’ she’s talking about the country 🤘😮‍💨

  • @rexxycat
    @rexxycat 2 дні тому +3

    30:34 My school had banana splits and this just brought back so much memories from it. All we did in the group was meet up once a week at lunch time. The counselor just had us sit in a circle and talk about divorce. It was honestly kinda depressing, plus everyone knew you were in the group since you would have to leave class early to go to it. I remember some kid telling me I was lucky my parents were divorced because I got ice cream (the group offered us ice cream like twice a year, it wasn’t even good ice cream). Overall, it was a really weird experience.

  • @kjerp3346
    @kjerp3346 2 дні тому +2

    As a straight, who got incredibly lucky with an emotionally available and thoughtful man.... We don't claim these people.