Aliens vs Cowboy James Bond
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- Опубліковано 10 гру 2021
- Aliens vs Cowboy James Bond: COWBOYS & ALIENS 2011. Bearing a mysterious metal shackle on his wrist, an amnesiac gunslinger (Daniel Craig) wanders into a frontier town called Absolution. He quickly finds that strangers are unwelcome, and no one does anything without the approval of tyrannical Col. Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford). But when Absolution faces a threat from beyond Earth, the stranger finds that he is its only hope of salvation. He unites townspeople, outlaws and Apache warriors against the alien forces in an epic battle for survival.
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OH SHIT..... 26:04 ANOTHER steed was used. See it has no face markings? Then it gets a white star on the forehead. What are these, pokemon evolutions, tf is going on?
Actors have butt doubles and stunt people, why wouldn't a horse? ;)
@@simdoughnut659 at least make them look the same 😂
They race swapped the horse for diversity reasons... f***ing woke Hollywood 😒😂
Can you do Jack and the giant slayer please
here comes wounded knee. i swear that sounds like his name
XD
I wished we got more cowboys and aliens.
It would probably be better than the Skyline sequels. Just say n'
Company Politics got in the way apparently.
there is a comic where another alien species is spectating humans and want them to join their rebellion against these gold-whore aliens.
May I recommend Saber Rider or Galaxy Rangers?
I want to see, Predator and or Alien movies where their set in different historical times, like the dinosaurs, wild west and such.
Can you imagine aliens just start singing Old Town road
Or country roads: space edition.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You can't cock your gun twice!"
Actually, with an old school revolver, cap and ball or single action, you do cock it twice. The first is basically putting the safety on, the second is getting it ready to fire.
It's where we get the term "Don't go off half cocked", because a half cocked pistol won't actually fire.
🌈The More You Know! 🌟
Minor correction, the first is safety on, second is safety off ready to fire. The saying “never go off half cocked” was inspired by this. Since you didnt want to carry a gun half cocked since it wasnt a reliable safety
@@ItsBodin corrected, thank you
Love this movie. Western environment with sci fi is a wonderful combo.
Also cowboy Han Solo is an instant W.
Aye. Just like Firefly and Mandalorian.
Alteori did bring up a good point, if someone has a complete memory wipe, can you still hold them responsible for anything they did in the past, I mean you would essentially not be talking to the same person who did the bad deeds
That's true! Eh .. it's difficult. Then you would have to prove that they absolutely don't remember
@@Alteori Then it's a question of *how* do you prove that? It's an interesting idea. Honestly, starting from square one like that would be that virtual 'second chance'. It all depends on what that person would do with the chance?
I can bring back their memories with this bat with me
@@Alteori My friend Yuki feels a similar way about Bucky from the MCU, “he was brainwashed, he lost his memory, it’s not his fault”, but when I asked a retired veteran who was in both the Army and Air Force, he said that even if that IS true, a person in Bucky’s shoes should still turn himself in so he can be held accountable for his actions because it is the honest and responsible thing to do.
See the one problem I see with this, even if their memory is completely wiped, they were still capable of doing whatever they did and I don't know if a full memory wipe would actually change a person's nature.
My late (native) uncle got drunk & watched this with me when I was like 12, and when the spaceship rose out of the ground & it shows everyone running, he piped up with “injun no like angry stone!”
It was so bad, but dammit it made me laugh at the time.
I loved this movie. I used to watch it when I was younger. Be really cool how these aliens would do against a Xenomorph or Predator.
They would be annihilated in an instant
As an official texan, I can confirm that the bartender is indeed a doctor.
Wait... if a kiss makes the weapon thing fall off, wouldn't him being unconscious in the beginning also have made it fall off?
OMG YEESSSS!!!!!!
Interesting
Hey, careful. You might be TOO qualified to write screenplays! :D
Maybe he was dreaming?
Never had nightmares and woke up absolutely ready to fight the wall, eh? Those are definitely brain working full
The kiss being a shock has definitely turned my mind into nothing for a solid 10 seconds before I came back to reality and thinking before
I think we could use some more movies like this. Watch it when I was younger and feel like they could be more.
Damn I remember this movie. It was weird but really interesting
The “Here comes Wounded Knee” caught me so off guard, you have no idea how hard I laughed.
8:49, Keith Carridine from DEXTER. He was pursuing a romantic relationship with Dexter's sister, until he met an unfortunate demise.
OH YEEAAAAAAAAAH. I loved that guy and honestly that scene made me cry. It was so unfair 😑
Aliens fighting cowboys, ahhhhh I remember the good old western days
Being an outlaw was fun but annoying.
BILLY badass 😀😄 why was it annoying? What happened? 🤠
@@Alteori lots of people wanting to take on dead or alive the reward was high
@@iambilly1134 sounds terrifying 😟 but for you it was annoying. That speaks to how powerful you are. Hmmmm BILLY, could you handle Rick Sanchez?
@@Alteori Rick would be a challenge, the amount of prep that guy has is scary
That sounds cool
Pretty sure the Preacher is Clancy Brown. He actually has a pretty extensive career on the silver screen, TV, and even as a voice actor. Believe it or not, he voices Mr. Krabs!
EDIT: As for why other aliens didn't show up to see what happened, for all we know this is an illegal wildcat mining operation, and they chose our comparatively primitive backwater because we didn't even put off radio signals during that period.
Clancy brown is awesome
That is indeed Clancy F’n Brown.
The Kurgan from Highlander and voice of Lex Luther in the JLAU!
Love how you throw your own spin with the reviews, you adds an extra dimension of immersion and humour.
Brilliant. 👍👍
I know right!!!!!!!
Thanks for stopping by Mr Captain America 😃 I'm glad to know I make you smile
@@Alteori always look forward to your content Mrs Alteori. 👍😎
The guy is Clancy Brown. He's the badguy in Highlander, the voice of Mr. Crab in Spongebob, Lex Luthor, and about 300 other things.
... and Dexter's biological father in New Blood.
Sgt. Zim in Starship Troopers.
Your commentary/narration through out this had me rolling. I watched this movie in the theaters when it came out, it was pretty fun.
But this just made me want to go watch it again.
Good! Then my job is done :D
This is the first one ive watched and I dig the style,, structure and comedy,.. subbed.
6:56, yes Adam Beach! He even played Slipknot in Suicide Squad 2016. Also the "Wounded Knee" is the name of a HBO movie starring Anna Paquin called Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee.
He was in suicide squad 😱
He was also in Windtalkers with Nicholas Cage.
Love this movie! JOBLO Video did an episode called Cowboys And Aliens: WTF happened to this movie? Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig fight off an alien invasion in 1873! What more could you ask!? Craig finally got a chance to wear Indiana Jones' fedora.
Doctors in old times were also bartenders and candy shop owners.
Why do you ask?
Because there isn't a war with people bleeding out every 4 hours. And no wounded and sick, no money.
Man have to earn some money after all.
Ah but, weren't there always fights and what not. I think people were just built better back then
27:00 I guess the horse accidentally changed his race mid cut
lol
My sleep paralysis demon be like
I remember this movie it was cool
I watched this when I was young and I kinda like it.
Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe and Merry Christmas ⛄🎄
Merry Christmas Shaine 😀
:> my favorite movie :>
I watched this when I was like 5 because my dad was a cowboy and loved the movie
Yes i remember this movie it like opening a vintage wine after so long.
Yooooo I remember this, I saw it when I was younger
4:34, that was a good one! Lol!
2:00 Clancy Brown from HIGHLANDER, Shawshank Redemption, Pet Sematary 2, Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai, Pathfinder, and the voice of Mr Krabs on SpongeBob.
HE'S Mr. Crabs?????
@@Alteori Yes! Lol! He also voiced Lex Luthor in the Superman Animated Series and JUSTICE LEAGUE The animated series
Guess me krabs wanted some extra dough on the side.
3:29, the doctor is played by Sam Rockwell, Galaxy Quest, The Green Mile, Moon, Frost/Nixon, and Charlie's Angels. Loved him in Galaxy Quest as Guy, whom always freaks out and yells at people! Lol!
What is Guy's last name?
@@JadeFenix Fleegman.
I loved this movie as a child, thank you for reminding me of this movie.
A Cowboy Spy ? What's next a intergalactic Dinosaur Plumber ? ......oh wait
This movie was oddly entertaining. "Might-could" is similar to "used-to-could". Hillbilly speech at its finest (coming from an Appalachian American) lol.
😂 it caught me off guard
This movie is awesome and interesting take of the cowboy genre. I don’t think other movies have this kind of scenario
THIS MOVIE WAS THE SHIT!!!🔥🔥🔥
Alteori u would be the supreme alien leader in a movie 😂
They probably call the bartender doc because people in the west at least in movies would have alcohol be the cure to their problems. So when you need to go get a cure for your problems you would go to a bartender for your drink so the bartender would then be nicknamed doc. I don't where the actual origin is but in movies it would always seem like a nickname. The doctor would be called a priest because he would heal and when people would think of healing they would think of something close to religion and how a priest is close to the religion and would be the healer now for the lord.
The first city destruction scene and the big explosion at the end were my favorite parts. I thought the movie was cool as a younger kid, it is much less so now.
im really enjoying your movie reviews, great work
Thanks!
This movie for me, is the de-facto popcorn movie, because in spite of not thinking it a masterpiece, I saw it in theaters twice because I was bored.
This movie is one of my favorites
You are a gem.
4:04 the lack of a punch line here cracked me up somehow
Hello Alteori.
Cowboys & Aliens. Seen it, it was alright. That pretty much sums up of what this movie is about. Seen bits of it on television.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
26:56 That's a weird moment for that bay to come out as blackpilled.
This was an amazing video and your humor always makes them better! 😂
I LOVE ALTEORI!! I remember when you channel just started and you’ve come so far. You’re hilarious and adorable, and I know your partner feels the same!
I took my dad to see this movie on for his birthday. He loved it !
The alien gadget on the wrist makes it look like hes in Fallout New Vegas
Weird premise but a half decent story.
Best video yet keep it up
I really enjoy your content. Always gives me a good laugh.
As usual... great rant!
I liked this movie....But HA, your tear down was hilarious, and bawdy. Nice work
“What the creepy joe f?” Best line ever.
6:24
Oh don't you remember? Wounded Knee is what the natives call him.
oh i remember this movie!! nice review
3:04, Paul Dano!! The Riddler! He's in this movie! Lol!
27:09:
The horse was in server so much it unlocked a new color. My big brain has brought forth a big brain solution.
lol
Alteori I recommend Onyx Equinox monsters God's everything that is so freaking awesome and it's streaming on Crunchyroll are you able to review the series.
your reviews are more entertaining than the movies
Nah, it's the same bottle. They never really cared, they'd either drink first then pour or the opposite, but always the same bottle. I hate when they do that turn thing too, but seeing him get kicked like that was rather satisfying. I was waiting for you to get to this one 😁
It was awesome 😄
I was so surprised when you made a video of this movie It's by far one of my favorite movies. I have watched it so many times and I never get tired of it. Also another good coybow movie is called well coybows I don't really now how to explain it tho without spoilers.
Wonderful to find a fellow Aspie. Cheers.
I love these reviews
LMMFAO!!! Thanks for making my Sat!!!
I'm glad I could make you smile 😁
I always forget this movie happened lol nice to see you talking about though.
Cowboys & Aliens was badass and we Deserve another ASAP!
You definitely enjoyed this one, this movie is a guilty pleasure of mine as well.
Good video 😊
This video was amazing
The revolvers in this movie are single action
4:19 *_I was not expecting to see those massive fucking popeye arms…_*
super underated movie, amazing soundtrack
I like this movie when I was younger
The horse is officially my favorite character
Hahaha, love your editing! Especially the SWAT raid! And there is NOTHING more annoying than how many times the Foley artists use the gun cocking sound! Especially with semi-auto weapons. They make the sound of racking the slide so many times, there would just be ammo laying all over the ground and you'd have an empty gun.
This movie had its flaws but I think you were a little too harsh on it. The time period that this was in makes almost every reaction that people have to the aliens realistic. They don't even have a idea or concept yet for aliens and flying vehicles.
This movie was great!
Damn right, this should be most entertaining indeed!!!💯💯
This is really good
I loved this film Whalen it came out so much
I always get good belly laughs from Alteori's videos.
Great movie
32:39
The thing about gold, it doesn’t rust. So I think that the gold has more than monetary value for space peeps.
liked this when I first watched it years ago
I literally saw this movie on tv today lol
I love this movie
Love this video. You expressions are priceless in this video. Well done. The match the way I felt watching these scenes with you in this video. Love the valley girl accent for those scenes.
I really liked this movie.
I have to point out something though: you got that cute wiggly cactus.
Also, if they're scouts, where's the rest of the fleet? To me, surely some of those aliens must've sent a distress call upon being blasted by dynamite. But it'll probably take the rest of dem aliens a freaking *long* time to respond, because they're so far away.
I actually really liked this movie, it really appealed to my inner child when I first saw it. And note that I’m 19 now.
I saw this movie purely because of the title .I didn't expect it to make sense, and was not disappointed!
"Might could" is still heavily used in the South. Jussayin.
Bro I just finished watching this yesterday thanks for the review
Underrated film. Could have used more practical effects though lol.