The best part of horror movies Is that 90% of the time the characters tyhe character are super unlikable or stupid that you dont care about what happens to them
Bro when I hear that heavy wind I'm diving outside the cave. Gonna be honest, I wouldn't mind be transported to another world with Alterori. Always good to have a sensible survival partner.
So I guess the crazy girl is sort of like Billy from the original Predator. You know the part when he said something out there is hunting us and it ain't no man.
Fact: The movie ended up being better than the original Alien, so Spielberg hunted them all down, cloned them with 7% of the brain power, and get them to make the film again. This is what we got. Snopes me.
Girl: "Guys, this cave does not feel right. We should get out of here. I'm scared." Guys: "Relax Stefanie, can't you see we are in a low budget horror movie. It will be fine."
13:04 Alteori Why are you telling us this, and in such detail? Anyways This video is hilarious and fun, and I am very happy you got the rest and relaxation you needed. Keep up the great work.
The concept where a person can see what the monster sees after surviving an attack from it, sounds like it's interesting yet very very difficult to pull off.
30.50 why does the guy in the background looked like he’s doing Star jumps with those perfectly straight arms, rather than frantically signally the helicopter 😂😂
2 years later finding this and got to say how well things hold up. Been fun to see how your oc evolved over time and yet still consistent the style has been.
Looking it up, _Alien 3000_ was originally titled _Unseen Evil 2_ and is the sequel to _Unseen Evil_ - which was for some reason retitled _The Unbelievable_ . I'm guessing the girl in the psychiatric facility is a returning character from the first movie.
Duuude. I remember renting this movie from a tiny video store in Costa Rica. My dad and I were religious watchers of alien. When I’d visit him for a few weeks we’d literally watch every movie (apart from the AVP Movies) once a night, it was tradition. Those were the days. Obviously it only took us watching this once to realize what it was but I can still recall running back from the store telling him there was a new aliens movie we could watch.
Great video! I know this film as Unseen2. It is a direct sequel of Unseen. The blond girl in the hospital is the survivor of Unseen. The film follow directly after the first part, maybe even the same day. (I got the feeling this could be a different cut than Unseen2) Belief it or not, the monster is an eagle. In part one its a spider-like monster....but it is an eagle! (????) Unseen opens with a text about something like an Indian legend of 4 eagles guarding a treasure. one black, one white, one grey and one never seen...... the unseen.
THANK YOU!! I have been trying to find out about a movie I watched back in like 1998 and could never find it until today. I'm your intro was a movie called Zarkorr: The Invader which looked right and after looking it up it indeed was the film I've been searching for.
You should watch "Zoombies" there is a scene in it that goes from cgi zombie gorilla, to man in cheap gorilla suit in just a couple of perspective changes. It's hilarious! 🤣
I mean... you'd be surprised how hard it is to act "crazy." Because, yeah, frothing at the mouth in anger is one way. But then there's Hannibal Lector, and the Joker.
My idea for an alien tv-series is as follows: It takes places just before the events in the first alien movie and happens on a planet near where the nostromo spaceship is shipping ore.Weyland-Yutani is on the planet and have terraformed it for years,when they discovers a cave with lots of xenomorph eggs. One of them get's infected and a xenomorph is born.It turns out to be a queen,and a lot of the Weyland-Yutani humans are infected and then a war breaks out.All the humans on the planet are wiped out and only a few manage to escape in a spaceship.Then they nuke the planet from orbit. Then Weyland-Yutani regrets the decision and a hunt for the xenomorph begins.They get a tip that there's a crashed spaceship on lv426 and sends the robot ash on the Nostromo spaceship.But they are informed that the mission has failed and that Nostromo has gone missing.Then Weyland-Yutani get's a tip about an xenomorph on Fiorina161 and sends a team of researchers there.They finds a surviving prisoner that is impreagnated and a queen is born. Weyland-Yutani then wants to use the xenomorphs on the planets where the engineers are located because they want the technology to seed planets with life. They also want the elixir that provides humans with prolongued life.
"Can we go see Alien?"
"We have Alien at home."
_Alien at home_
Basically
maybe they actually made this at home
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
I disavow you mother and father! DISAVOW!!!!!
I see it
"Where are these people's survival instincts?" I have been asking that question all year 😅
Same. So many humans are idiotic trash.
@Jake Lymber or freeze
@Jake Lymber its fight flight or freeze
🤣
0% drugs
0% nudity
100% Brain cell loss
this one is weird
Oof lol
38% drugs
It's one of them discovery kids type things
i was gonna ask what drugs the director/creator/whatever you wanna call it, was taking to come up with this.
They say imitation is the most serious form of flattery. And then there's Alien 3000.
Alteori should have like 60 to 80 k subs on my estimate.
@@KW-tx6er if I were to hazard a guess then it'll be 150 k
@@dirandrous7682 nice, hope that more will what her in future, but not too many, as some times it's not good to have high number of ppl watching u
Were Sam and Dean at?
The saying is actually "the most sincere form of flattery" 😇 (unless that's a reference or something lol, not trying to be a hater 😂)
Can we all appreciate the pain and struggles she goes thru watching these?
It's easier with the help of robot friends.
@@grimdolo918 praise them too
How is it pain and struggle?
@@jjohnson6382 this movie suck bruh real talk
@@jjohnson6382 not even just this i mean all bad movies she has to watch
(Wind is blowing from the cave)
"Wait a second, there is no wind in a cave"
Me: sorry, let one slip my bad
Lol, good one.
😂😂😂😂
When bats land on someones head, they are usually scared pups that are looking for their mother. 🤔
Sounds fun , nearest cave is where
@@The_Blaxk_Dream00 Be glad they didn't land on the OTHER end...
Aaaaaaaw
Haa!
"she was so shocked beyond belief that her audio track went silent." LoL! that was good, first thing to make me laugh today. thank you
I love that you put aba and preach at the beginning of your vid I love their videos
Ffs i thought I clicked off onto another of my subs
It’s a small world
They are indeed very based.
I was just about to say that loL
ya there great I actually saw that altiori made a comment on their video
The best part of horror movies Is that 90% of the time the characters tyhe character are super unlikable or stupid that you dont care about what happens to them
Yep
Ya then there is the one that you like then they die
Then theres the one likable and relatable Character that dies instantly.
@TK 421 is happens in monster b movies all the time two
in the cave seen all I can be reminded of is "they're eating her, then their gonna eat me.....OOOHH MYYY GOOOOOD!"
Bro when I hear that heavy wind I'm diving outside the cave.
Gonna be honest, I wouldn't mind be transported to another world with Alterori. Always good to have a sensible survival partner.
Alteori*
Yeah in these kinds of movies humans have lost the ability of flight or fight.
ong bruh 😂
@@xqyzmmm you mean : oh my God or oh nigga god?
@@misterskeleton_yt7854 lol
No one:
Alteori: WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE CAVE?!
Whenever Alteroi posts a vid, I get my twelve gauge next to me to feel safer
So I guess the crazy girl is sort of like Billy from the original Predator. You know the part when he said something out there is hunting us and it ain't no man.
Fact: The movie ended up being better than the original Alien, so Spielberg hunted them all down, cloned them with 7% of the brain power, and get them to make the film again.
This is what we got. Snopes me.
Is that real?
Why would Spielberg care about protecting a Ridley Scott film?
Wow it’s a double woosh in the replies
@@bige9856 Hardly. Just if you're going to make a joke about the director it helps if you get the right director
@@bige9856 It’s a goldmine of whoosh were rich!
Girl: "Guys, this cave does not feel right. We should get out of here. I'm scared."
Guys: "Relax Stefanie, can't you see we are in a low budget horror movie. It will be fine."
The “psychiatric facility” being a random house kitchen is my favorite thing about this.
13:04 Alteori Why are you telling us this, and in such detail?
Anyways This video is hilarious and fun, and I am very happy you got the rest and relaxation you needed. Keep up the great work.
Funny how you pulled in a new viewer the same way this film tricked you into watching it
Love your presentation
The concept where a person can see what the monster sees after surviving an attack from it, sounds like it's interesting yet very very difficult to pull off.
„comon, is she navajo?“ DEAD 😂
The way you described him attacking the humans killed me XD
Damn I had forgotten about this movie. I rented it from the video store as a kid thinking it was an Alien sequel
Uses the stupid doctor as a puppet sorta get Independence Day and Killer Klowns from Outer Space vibes.
Alteori, your faith in the B-movies is a trait that I love about you! Keep up the great videos.
I think that pencil in the mouth scene may be a reference to a similar scene in John Carpenter's "The Thing".
The alien talking through the scientist was ripped from Independence Day...smh...right down to the DOOM message. Lol
We dont talk about doom. Neither do we mention it's even worse sequel that got the MK: ANNIHILATION treatment
It's a proud b-movie tradition to have a cool looking prop on the cover that looks absolutely nothing like the actual monster in the film.
I'm loving how you break down movies I saw at the video store back in the day
I really thought it was the next Ridley Scott alien movie
30.50 why does the guy in the background looked like he’s doing Star jumps with those perfectly straight arms, rather than frantically signally the helicopter 😂😂
I didn’t expect an Abba and preach clip thrown in the vid
I lost too many brain cells watching clips of this movie… I don’t think I could survive watching the real movie…
I watched it as a kid 😭😭
I’m wheezing. The part where the bat goes into the woman’s hair, all you hear is the struggling of the bat. I can’t LMAO
It’s like an awkward silence that goes on for too long ahahahahha
Not the movie we wanted, but the one we needed.😂
2 years later finding this and got to say how well things hold up.
Been fun to see how your oc evolved over time and yet still consistent the style has been.
35:13 this movie deserves to be in the comedy genre after that one🤣
I've been binging on your channel and you fricken make me laugh.... Thanx a million!
Looking it up, _Alien 3000_ was originally titled _Unseen Evil 2_ and is the sequel to _Unseen Evil_ - which was for some reason retitled _The Unbelievable_ . I'm guessing the girl in the psychiatric facility is a returning character from the first movie.
The monster from the poster is from another movie called "Breeders" 1997
Is that any good?
Not really
I was thinking 'Pumpkinhead' dyed green-ish...
It looks like future predator from primeval
10:43 sounds like they added in Sarah Conner from T2 at this point. We're all dead!
When I was little kid I thought it was part of of the alien franchise
Because I thought there are 3000 sequels
Does anyone find it funny when she does a close up on the fox looking creature it looks exactly like toothless from how to train your dragon?
those "crazies" have better dental work than public figures.
I was vastly surprised that this wasn't a "The Asylum" film.
Well Lyle is keeping up with tradition in these kinds of movie.
That title screen also gave me Godzilla '98 vibes.
"Calm down, it's just a bat" that did not age well
Duuude. I remember renting this movie from a tiny video store in Costa Rica. My dad and I were religious watchers of alien. When I’d visit him for a few weeks we’d literally watch every movie (apart from the AVP Movies) once a night, it was tradition. Those were the days.
Obviously it only took us watching this once to realize what it was but I can still recall running back from the store telling him there was a new aliens movie we could watch.
It’s so bad when a movie’s stupidity stresses you out.
We already have a movie with Aliens and Predators! Two in fact!
Great video!
I know this film as Unseen2. It is a direct sequel of Unseen. The blond girl in the hospital is the survivor of Unseen. The film follow directly after the first part, maybe even the same day. (I got the feeling this could be a different cut than Unseen2)
Belief it or not, the monster is an eagle. In part one its a spider-like monster....but it is an eagle! (????)
Unseen opens with a text about something like an Indian legend of 4 eagles guarding a treasure. one black, one white, one grey and one never seen...... the unseen.
THANK YOU!! I have been trying to find out about a movie I watched back in like 1998 and could never find it until today. I'm your intro was a movie called Zarkorr: The Invader which looked right and after looking it up it indeed was the film I've been searching for.
You should watch "Zoombies" there is a scene in it that goes from cgi zombie gorilla, to man in cheap gorilla suit in just a couple of perspective changes. It's hilarious!
🤣
Nowone: And they said the predator(2018) was bad?
Alien 3000: haha i yo
Imagine if the xenomorph met this alien and got offended that they tried to copy its design
Facehugger be like: not worth it
I remember watching this when it first came out....
See the movie The Beast with a Thousand Eyes have the Futurama spoof Beast with a Thousand Backs.
The titles already sound bad
27:23 I love your channel a little more everytime a video comes out
0:0 General Alteori! Good Vid
2:13 It looks like Zilla Senior from Godzilla 1998.
LOL Phoebe Dollar is like that in every movie she's in XD
The monster on the box cover looks like the offspring of a Xenomorph and Pumpkinhead.
Very cool.
The actual one in the movie… not so much.
Im a fan of your videos, your mascot is so adorable and you make very valid points in your reviews
"And then I realized I shouldn't get my hopes up."
I mean... you'd be surprised how hard it is to act "crazy." Because, yeah, frothing at the mouth in anger is one way. But then there's Hannibal Lector, and the Joker.
I laughed so hard at your narrative comments I subscribed!
I watched this movie back in 2016, i thought no one even knew it existed lol
Definitely in my top 5 "So bad, it's good" movies! XD
Oh dear the bat part cracked me up.... I do think they forgot to put in the audio
",,,I am having a friggin migraine in my eye!"
Me: you mean an... EYEgrain?
Oh man I bought this on DVD randomly as a kid... only remembered the alien ripping Lorenzo Lamas In half
Thanks for your videos. I enjoy listening to you.
“Looks like it’s coming towards us.”
So, answer this.
…
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!?!?!
My idea for an alien tv-series is as follows: It takes places just before the events in the first alien movie and happens on a planet near where the nostromo spaceship
is shipping ore.Weyland-Yutani is on the planet and have terraformed it for years,when they discovers a cave with lots of xenomorph eggs.
One of them get's infected and a xenomorph is born.It turns out to be a queen,and a lot of the Weyland-Yutani humans are infected and then
a war breaks out.All the humans on the planet are wiped out and only a few manage to escape in a spaceship.Then they nuke the planet from orbit.
Then Weyland-Yutani regrets the decision and a hunt for the xenomorph begins.They get a tip that there's a crashed spaceship on lv426 and sends
the robot ash on the Nostromo spaceship.But they are informed that the mission has failed and that Nostromo has gone missing.Then Weyland-Yutani get's
a tip about an xenomorph on Fiorina161 and sends a team of researchers there.They finds a surviving prisoner that is impreagnated and a queen is born.
Weyland-Yutani then wants to use the xenomorphs on the planets where the engineers are located because they want the technology to seed planets with life.
They also want the elixir that provides humans with prolongued life.
It look good.
*OH NVM* while at least the video is great.
😂😂😂
What would happen if a night fury met an. Indoraptor them bothe being social and intelligent creatures maybe two young lone ones
Indofury?
night fury meets nick fury
@@mcclintick Knight Fury
The silent bat attack has me on the floor 🤣... They were already dumb for even standing there.
"Cursed Oreos" made me laugh a little more than it should've
All the ranting aside, you sound absolutely adorable.
This is me throughout alllll B C horror movies 10 minutes in I route for monster
Remember, Bob Marley said "when u point one figure at someone, three other figures are pointing right back at u.
Crazy Alteori is adorable
The puppet thing is straight out of "Independence Day".
35:06 me and the boys walking out of school
When it used the scientist to talk, the alien in Independence Day did the same thing lol
They used the creature suit from a 1997 movie called "Breeders" for the cover/poster of this film.
This seems to be a case for the black rifle coffee company to step in.
Let us thank this lady for taking the full punches of cringe for us like armor, and dialing it down for our mortal minds to handle
Anyone else get confused and think they hit something when the Aba and Preach clip showed up? XD
you did it you actually reviewed this movie
Xenomorph copycat that got me🤣🤣🤣
Edit : it looks not a single bit like a xenomorph
The cover and the title was copied
@@changedmynamecauseofyt652 yeah true
This was hilarious keep up the amazing work
Alteori, maybe you could watch the few first episodes of star blazers? (Space Yamato) seems like a good anime to me.
Why in the ever loving heck is there 10 ads in this video, dammit UA-cam
They've been super aggressive lately in everything I have been watching more even for shorter vids idk wth is going on but it needs to stop
@@PyroKitsuna11 that's why I'm glad I use Adnauseum.
Buy premium
You should give Aba and Preach some cred for using that clip. They are pretty good guys.
Your commentary is so relatable, this is what always comes to my mind when watching dumb characters do dumb decisions on horror movies
"But then again, nobody said they loved her"