How Hippo Meat Almost Saved America • Puppet History

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2022
  • This one's got it all! Hippos! Sworn enemies! TNT! Yes sir, it's an absolute rip-roaring start to yet another perfectly normal season in which everything is exactly as it seems.
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    Created and hosted by Shane Madej
    Writer: Garrett Werner
    Producer: Lizzie Lockard
    Director: Mark Celestino
    Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Sara Rubin
    Editor: Charlie Richardson
    Original Music: Hughie Stone Fish, Patrick Volker, Shane Madej
    Researcher: Kari Koeppel
    Production Assistants: Olivia Cashman, Mary Grace Stephenson
    Grip & Electric: Brendan Yoo
    Sound: Kevin Bazell
    Production Designer: Billy Jett
    Art Director: Darren DeMatteis
    Puppets by: Madison Girifalco (@mindovermadison)
    Second Unit Production Supervisor: Brittney Lee
    Second Unit Production Coordinator: Carter Lau
    Second Unit Production Assistant: Olivia Cashman
    Second Unit Grip & Electric: Jay Tran
    Post Production Supervisor: Sam Young
    Motion Graphics Animators: Mike Fox, Julia Capuano
    Graphic Artist: Crystal Cheng
    Assistant Editor: Frank Parker
    Intern: Veronica Tullo
    Head of Development: Katie LeBlanc
    Head of Production: Lizzie Lockard
    Executive Producers: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara
    Music Provided by Audio Network
    SFX by Audioblocks
    Logo Designed by Jennet Liaw
    Logo Sound Design by Yuta Endo (@yuuutaendo)
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  • @plumeria1985
    @plumeria1985 Рік тому +14105

    As someone who hasn't watched puppet history before today, I've clearly picked the wrong episode to start with and the best one to start with

    • @raaulm2166
      @raaulm2166 Рік тому +708

      Lol now you can go back and watch all the old episodes while you wait for the new, they are really fun

    • @siobhan-rae
      @siobhan-rae Рік тому +116

      ENJOY!

    • @NaturesRelaxation_
      @NaturesRelaxation_ Рік тому +222

      you gotta go back and watch the rest. Especially if you are already a fan of Shane and Ryan.

    • @woodyscorner8536
      @woodyscorner8536 Рік тому +19

      Same here

    • @SpaceBoyRay.
      @SpaceBoyRay. Рік тому +89

      I am also that person and I’m absolutely in love and also extremely confused 😂

  • @xxcnb1234
    @xxcnb1234 Рік тому +6045

    I like that Shane apologized for the lore at the beginning as if it’s not our favorite thing ever

    • @framgz6467
      @framgz6467 Рік тому +76

      I like that he apologized because I'm here for the fun, quirky, historical tales and don't care much about lore 😅

    • @LAAATWEL
      @LAAATWEL Рік тому +46

      @@framgz6467 to each their own i guess

    • @effbar2400
      @effbar2400 Рік тому +8

      @@framgz6467 lier

    • @SComet821
      @SComet821 Рік тому +15

      I enjoy it in his personality and their banter, but having it as answers on the little pop quizzes was a bit too much.

    • @nikkiroses1797
      @nikkiroses1797 Рік тому +17

      The fact that he apologized and then we are obviously getting a lot more lore this season 😂

  • @mstoryteller977
    @mstoryteller977 Рік тому +4047

    Late to the party, but Ryan brought up the elephant story. Apparently this woman worked with poachers that killed a relative of the elephant's (idk if it was the elephant's child or sibling, but elephants have incredibly strong familial bonds) a while ago. The elephant escaped an elephant sanctuary over 100 miles away from where the woman was killed, and between killing the woman and throwing her corpse around at the funeral, the elephant also trashed her house, but was noticeably docile and harmless to everyone else in the village. Do NOT mess with elephants.

    • @joannavaldez
      @joannavaldez Рік тому +139

      Wow! This story reminds me of "Leaving Time" by Jodi Picoult. There's a lot of info regarding elephant grief.

    • @samsizer2919
      @samsizer2919 Рік тому +174

      An elephant never forgets.

    • @Gokenshiba
      @Gokenshiba Рік тому +129

      It’s was a baby elephant that the lady helped poachers get

    • @ojhudgins7326
      @ojhudgins7326 Рік тому +1

      me too. if someone killed my kid, i'd travel 100 miles, kill the person, play soccer with the persons corpse, steal their stuff, and give it to their neighbors.

    • @brightergreens6382
      @brightergreens6382 Рік тому +80

      there's a saying in france "having the memory of an elephant" (remembering things reallly well for a long time) idk if it exists elsewhere, but it's precisely for this reason!

  • @meganfetterly2491
    @meganfetterly2491 Рік тому +3075

    Ryan disassociating during the Hippo song and inability to process his win was literally the funniest thing I've every seen I CHOKED

    • @DoingStuffWithDiana
      @DoingStuffWithDiana Рік тому +50

      Howwww he can keep a straight face in order to keep that part of the storyline going amazes me.

  • @DanielleVlog365
    @DanielleVlog365 Рік тому +6118

    I'd like Very Hands Off Executive Producer Shane Madej to know the wait was worth it.

    • @neutralweird
      @neutralweird Рік тому +24

      I second this.

    • @turpintravels2368
      @turpintravels2368 Рік тому +4

      I 3rd

    • @jasminedragon3315
      @jasminedragon3315 Рік тому +73

      He’s very busy listening to Ryan’s bluster about “ghosts” and collecting evidence on dust, he doesn’t have a lot of time for this ragtag show

    • @thyhandrevolve
      @thyhandrevolve Рік тому +6

      An MORE entertaining Genie-creation than EVEN Aladdin's (Genie)

    • @RaineCloss11
      @RaineCloss11 Рік тому +2

      Most definitely!!! I loved it so much and looking forward to all the shananagins The Professor has in store for Ryan! Lol!🤪❤️🤣

  • @blueblank8287
    @blueblank8287 Рік тому +3152

    Between the weird lighting and audio quality, the Professor's extra peppiness and freak out at the beginning, the notes and animations flying around during the beaver meat tangent, the Ghost Files moment, sudden discussion of vore, a weirdly horny musical number, the times the word “nipple” is said, Ryan winning, the lotion, and the whole ending scene, this episode is like having a very strange dream, and I mean that in a good way.

    • @finiono
      @finiono Рік тому +28

      Don’t forget about that mysterious box!

    • @im_rose1721
      @im_rose1721 Рік тому +18

      and the professor glitching when he says "i guess we don't have to"!

  • @jazminehofstetter8940
    @jazminehofstetter8940 Рік тому +2631

    the fact that the songs from puppet history aren’t on spotify is a crime

    • @tahlia03
      @tahlia03 Рік тому

      @@yumisayama4110I use Musi instead of Spotify, and they’re on there too!!

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 11 місяців тому +10

      I think they're on itunes?

    • @emilysattic11
      @emilysattic11 8 місяців тому +2

      I've been SAYING this

    • @concordsoup3961
      @concordsoup3961 5 місяців тому +1

      They're on Soundcloud

  • @radpear8592
    @radpear8592 Рік тому +2234

    I love that Shane apologized for the lore but not the vore

  • @yourstruly9013
    @yourstruly9013 Рік тому +4684

    Shane really, really, really needs to write a musical. His weird-ass lyricism is incredible

    • @neeeeev
      @neeeeev Рік тому +51

      Very much Book of Mormon vibes

    • @slblanchette
      @slblanchette Рік тому +18

      And it's musically satisfying, too!

    • @WoodenMonkeyGodAPPodacast
      @WoodenMonkeyGodAPPodacast Рік тому +14

      That Flower Dance song about the most badass pirate ever from a previous Puppet History season is one of his best

    • @itsmeyaboi6721
      @itsmeyaboi6721 Рік тому +13

      Does the Hot Daga count?

    • @finleyhearon2510
      @finleyhearon2510 Рік тому +10

      Any musical by Shane Madej would rival that of the legendary creator of A Very Potter Musical

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Рік тому +3975

    This whole season is gonna be Ryan's personal purgatory of psychological torture for what happened.

    • @uknwtheusername
      @uknwtheusername Рік тому +6

      What happened? What he did.

    • @ItDoesntMatterReally
      @ItDoesntMatterReally Рік тому +134

      I foresee him winning a lot this season. However, the prizes will be stuff like more puppet lotion, or a pinned moth collection, sewing lessons with the Prof, or the all expense paid one way trip to the bottom of an abandoned well....

    • @1lagarti
      @1lagarti Рік тому +1

      I hope soooo

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +68

      This is gonna sound crazy, but… I think the Professor is actually part T-Rex now and is planning on EATING Ryan at the end of the season, that bottle of body cream being rubbed on at the end of this episode felt more like barbecue sauce to me.

    • @torrilarsen6503
      @torrilarsen6503 Рік тому

      @@t-rexcellentreviews1663 wicked

  • @ChunkySpaceMonkey
    @ChunkySpaceMonkey Рік тому +4149

    I’m fully expecting the professor to let Ryan win every episode and give him stuff to turn him into a puppet so he can possess him only to have a weird finale fight with whatever is possessing Ryan in the Buzzfeed Unsolved lore

    • @Jess-ow7wd
      @Jess-ow7wd Рік тому +309

      Nah did you see how he stared at Ryan when talking about flesh? He wants a human host

    • @NotUlpoadingAnything
      @NotUlpoadingAnything Рік тому +287

      Professor McNasty vs Ricky Goldsworth: a battle for the ages.

    • @Amandaseferian
      @Amandaseferian Рік тому +7

      Brilliant!

    • @cheesemeister9610
      @cheesemeister9610 Рік тому +64

      @@NotUlpoadingAnything no it will be the demon inside of McNasty vs the demon inside of Ryan (Ricky Goldsworth)

    • @maskedartist4025
      @maskedartist4025 Рік тому +41

      If he wanted to turn him into a puppet he would’ve made him eat jellybeans. Ngl it would be hilarious to see puppet versions of them dueling

  • @meggnoggs
    @meggnoggs Рік тому +535

    If Shane sat down one day and wrote like a children’s fantasy series I just KNOW it would be DAMN good

  • @Laura-zj4tj
    @Laura-zj4tj Рік тому +3917

    The lore has gotten INSANE

    • @HumanIsError
      @HumanIsError Рік тому +16

      And I Love It!

    • @user-qq3hj6pl8o
      @user-qq3hj6pl8o Рік тому +23

      much like THE LORE OF HISTORY

    • @ChaoticHoly
      @ChaoticHoly Рік тому +18

      Ryan's redemption arc is going to be epic.

    • @HumanIsError
      @HumanIsError Рік тому +9

      @@ChaoticHoly no redemption, he's heading for a fall.

    • @LarissaFay
      @LarissaFay Рік тому +1

      Hahahaa I frigging love lore... give me more LORE! Hehehe 🤤 nom nom nom

  • @tippib2222
    @tippib2222 Рік тому +11527

    If my college history classes had had lore with puppets and genies, I would’ve gotten better grades.

    • @jolinkarlsson8569
      @jolinkarlsson8569 Рік тому +32

      Same but i’m in collage

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 Рік тому +3

      Apparently actual history isn't interesting enough?? Jesus Christ we're all fucked...

    • @violetsanddragons
      @violetsanddragons Рік тому +36

      @@jolinkarlsson8569 same. I also misspell college the same way every time.

    • @Uncle-Cookoo
      @Uncle-Cookoo Рік тому +10

      No you wouldn't have. You would have just enjoyed it more.

    • @alostbard
      @alostbard Рік тому +10

      My community college actually used puppets, so everyone that graduated now uses puppets to communicate at work.

  • @raecheldecker9381
    @raecheldecker9381 Рік тому +545

    If Shane starts to incorporate characters from the HOTDAGA, therefore confirming that they take place in the same universe I will go insane. Make it happen boys

    • @katelethargy
      @katelethargy Рік тому +31

      I still watch Dr GOONDIS at least once a month

    • @1cattails
      @1cattails Рік тому +15

      YES!!!! I love hotdaga! And as far as I remember, didn't hotdaga end on a cliffhanger? Might be wrong, though.

    • @starsandgalaxies1526
      @starsandgalaxies1526 Рік тому +14

      @@1cattails you're right, and it ended on a major one too, rip gene who was French fries

    • @1cattails
      @1cattails Рік тому +9

      @@starsandgalaxies1526 oh my gosh, I remember now!! I hope they get to finish that, but it might be that Buzzfeed owns the copyright to it.. Buzzfeed kinda sucks.

    • @starsandgalaxies1526
      @starsandgalaxies1526 Рік тому +1

      @@1cattails yeah 😔

  • @corinnebailey4788
    @corinnebailey4788 Рік тому +104

    "If I was in the military, I'd be a deserter." hes so real for that

  • @erinsmith2540
    @erinsmith2540 Рік тому +1821

    This season is deep. Not only is the professor definitely not the professor, but there are sprinkling of lore everywhere. Even the "professor's" voice is muted slightly. Impressive

    • @Lunautau101
      @Lunautau101 Рік тому +153

      Okay so it wasn’t just my headphone’s being weird, I was like “why is the audio off???”

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Рік тому +164

      I think the lighting inside the puppet box is off too. Did anyone else notice that?

    • @kolbysorensen3553
      @kolbysorensen3553 Рік тому +77

      @@Karin_Allen yeah, and the guests have a more Grey backlighting too

    • @connithan7081
      @connithan7081 Рік тому +35

      @@Karin_Allen i think its just... the whole video. everything looks kinda washed out, and i'm doubtful that it was intentional

    • @voidbreather7405
      @voidbreather7405 Рік тому +60

      @@connithan7081 Don't be so sure, it's probably a very intentional hint that something is off.

  • @maddien8854
    @maddien8854 Рік тому +2034

    The professor is going to turn Ryan into a puppet, calling it now

    • @captainblacksand8484
      @captainblacksand8484 Рік тому +130

      Since Puppet Creme doesn't appear to be a new merch item, it does seem like it has to be for nefarious purposes...

    • @kingofravens215
      @kingofravens215 Рік тому +18

      That’s called divine karma folks!

    • @rebekahglen279
      @rebekahglen279 Рік тому +116

      Exactly what I though when he insisted on Ryan using it. That ain’t the real professor and he got something planned up those adorable sleeves

    • @joseybryant7577
      @joseybryant7577 Рік тому +68

      Ryan winning was the first clue something was up

    • @sarahwalsman6944
      @sarahwalsman6944 Рік тому +33

      Or a dinosaur. I'm getting some new "apex predator" vibes from the Professor

  • @insertcheesypunhere
    @insertcheesypunhere 10 місяців тому +66

    i really wanna know how many mealtime talks sara has gotten from shane about the lore. i imagine shane being like "so he's gonna get eaten by a t-rex, but it's fine bc he gets reborn, and then he gets raised by a t-rex mom and a pterodactyl dad, and also there's a hologram that tries to kill ryan, and he gets defenestrated." and the whole time sara is just like "go on"

  • @danapela4463
    @danapela4463 Рік тому +366

    43:46 I just finished the finale of the season and came to see if I missed any little clues, and yup, there they are, Shane literally spelled it all out for us 😂😂😂

    • @minticedtea
      @minticedtea Рік тому +31

      In the unaltered time line looks like they did watch the end from the rock!

  • @anactualswamp
    @anactualswamp Рік тому +1947

    The uncanny valley of this episode had me on edge the whole time. Lighting was off, little glitches, Ryan won??? And his prize was lotion and professor went all buffalo bill... we're entering a villain era

    • @stacicrawford1437
      @stacicrawford1437 Рік тому +108

      Right?? Like. For the first few minutes I couldn't tell what was making me uncomfy about the professor, but just knew it was something. Like this was so incredibly well done.

    • @LadyhawksLairDotCom
      @LadyhawksLairDotCom Рік тому +49

      Yeah, the lighting was reddish. Hmmm.

    • @lilypuckey3030
      @lilypuckey3030 Рік тому +19

      i knew i wasn’t insane 😭

    • @kins5768
      @kins5768 Рік тому +2

      666th like

    • @abcd11422
      @abcd11422 Рік тому +15

      @@lyricalsilk Same! I thought my wireless earphones broke after I forgot to take them off before showering 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @casanov4
    @casanov4 Рік тому +2898

    The juxtaposition between Ryan and Sara's reactions everytime it cuts back to them during the song is stupidly hysterical. Never gets old to see ryan slowly but surely having the soul sucked out of him via musical puppet theatre

    • @rachell.5555
      @rachell.5555 Рік тому +77

      Wait a minute… could the professor be stealing the soul from Ryan to keep himself there?

    • @sunflowersandayellowrose1063
      @sunflowersandayellowrose1063 Рік тому +48

      Can we just acknowledge that this episode's song was genuinely terrifying?

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Рік тому +8

      I had the EXACT same reaction as Shane with the elephant story, i didn't think the elephant was a dick i was thinking what the hell did that woman do to the poor elephant haha

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Рік тому +1

      Also.. fighting for Germany in WW1 a bad look? They werent much different than the English or French haha, it was just a grey area clusterfack, they weren't the fascist genocidal scum of WW2 haha

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Рік тому +1

      It's Ryan's /this is the bad place/ moment

  • @griffinporter97
    @griffinporter97 Рік тому +139

    Shane better watch his back, because Sara and the Professor have CHEMISTRY

  • @ew-ux2pl
    @ew-ux2pl Рік тому +35

    ok but can we appreciate the "does hair grow through the skull" reference at 43:46 one of ryan's top 10 iconic dumbass (affectionate) moments there

  • @lozenger8
    @lozenger8 Рік тому +2552

    I love everything about this. The lore. Ryan's nervous dissociation. Sara. The fact Ryan won but it's almost certainly a trick. And the most insane song to date. It's chef's kiss.

    • @thatguyw773
      @thatguyw773 Рік тому +20

      Ryan had 4 points, Sara had 5

    • @altanida1097
      @altanida1097 Рік тому +3

      @@thatguyw773 What if we take away the extra points?

    • @thatguyw773
      @thatguyw773 Рік тому

      @@altanida1097 3 and 4

    • @thatguyw773
      @thatguyw773 Рік тому

      @@altanida1097 Sara got a point for her bunny and I forgot why Ryan got his point

  • @AlexSheMakes
    @AlexSheMakes Рік тому +1726

    "Colonizers fighting colonizers?" "Yeah fuck em" the best source of history

    • @blurb9319
      @blurb9319 Рік тому +8

      Granted, the Boers were probably better than the British in this instance

    • @gl00myharvester
      @gl00myharvester Рік тому +4

      and yet Ryan still saying "i love that fritz guy" about a known coloniser and nazi :/

    • @blurb9319
      @blurb9319 Рік тому

      @@gl00myharvester Fritz mainly joined the nazis to quench his hate boner for the Brits

    • @gl00myharvester
      @gl00myharvester Рік тому

      @@blurb9319 his motivations don't excuse him from being a Nazi. He still was complicit in the death and oppression of millions of innocents

    • @blurb9319
      @blurb9319 Рік тому +3

      @@gl00myharvester He was never directly involved in any actions involving the Jewish population and was mainly stationed in the US. He had no involvement in the Holocaust.

  • @cepheid-variable
    @cepheid-variable Рік тому +111

    I feel like the puppet cream is either 1) prepping Ryan's body so that "The Professor" can posses him or otherwise take over his body in some way, or 2) it's going to slowly transform Ryan into puppet.
    Ryan can't have just WON after all. It has to be some sort of a scheme to get back at him for the whole murder thing.

  • @newyorkshottestclub08
    @newyorkshottestclub08 Рік тому +117

    Ryan and The Professor have one of the most bizarrely charged dynamics I've ever seen

  • @DanielleVlog365
    @DanielleVlog365 Рік тому +8316

    What we know:
    -His eyes and color are off
    -Genie voice popping in and out
    -The twist of this story was impersonation
    -The box is a source of power that cannot be interfered with
    -Paranormal activity in the studio
    -The lotion means something...
    -Genie Lamp sightings
    -The Professor's accessories fossilized, but did he?
    ... But let's not focus on lore 😂

    • @venerandoalamaresjr.8910
      @venerandoalamaresjr.8910 Рік тому +141

      I shouldn’t have saw the comments before watching the video 😅🤦‍♂️

    • @dimpledsunflower
      @dimpledsunflower Рік тому +55

      The blue boy is back!!!!

    • @grumlinfunker9704
      @grumlinfunker9704 Рік тому +301

      And he was glitching occasionally

    • @anonym6013
      @anonym6013 Рік тому +236

      Ohhh noooooo. Either he's a ghost or just a hologram projected by the genie for some malicious reason or smthng...

    • @aaliyhafennimore9942
      @aaliyhafennimore9942 Рік тому +232

      @@grumlinfunker9704 I noticed that. It almost seems like Gene programmed a robot or hologram to run the show and it's powered by the box connected to the stage through the wire.

  • @squidthing
    @squidthing Рік тому +2071

    I feel like the hot daga was the training ground for the lore on this show and I'm very proud to see this talent blooming

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Рік тому +69

      It would be a weird, but not unexpected twist if the resurrection involved a hot dog witch named pam

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay Рік тому +34

      @@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment IF MAIZY MAKES A COMEBACK, OR BETTER YET, JUMPS HERE THROUGH THAT TIME TRAVELLING MACHINE, I WOULD SCREAM.I remember the last episode of Hotdaga was them jumping into ' a cosmic butthole' just like the one which sucked in Professor. So there is a chance that the two worlds are connected.

    • @taliag09
      @taliag09 Рік тому +15

      @@satarupagingerkolay can you imagine an episode about a corn farmer or some shit then maizy is the musical guest

    • @rvnvs6592
      @rvnvs6592 Рік тому +9

      puppet history is truly the spiritual successor to the hot daga and im so happy it's so good. I could write an essay about how I liked the hot daga better than unsolved and was so sad it was never continued, and this is just the hot daga rising from the ashes reborn as a glorious phoenix
      I have thought about the hot daga puppet history connection for a long time im glad someone said it

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay Рік тому +4

      @@taliag09 The day this happens, I'll lose it.

  • @WilbursSoot
    @WilbursSoot Рік тому +77

    “But the little blue ball-sack, as ryan lovingly calls him“ IM DIEING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Janawrites
    @Janawrites Рік тому +110

    The way the Professor's eyes move JUST before the lights go out is so creepy. Loved how this new season kicked off!!

  • @banbasafro
    @banbasafro Рік тому +1315

    as soon as sara started going into the beaver thing i realized why she and shane work so well as a couple

    • @maddyheughins5711
      @maddyheughins5711 Рік тому +54

      Omg I never put together that they were partners lmao

    • @neuskirachyr
      @neuskirachyr Рік тому +54

      Literally went "oh yeah, they're definitely perfect for each other"

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 Рік тому +38

      Aren't they engaged?

    • @sentientsquid7069
      @sentientsquid7069 Рік тому +16

      @@tdsims1963 they are! iirc she posted about wedding dress shopping on ig a little bit ago

  • @ericdrake3344
    @ericdrake3344 Рік тому +2165

    Shane dressing up as a beaver for the Halloween episode of ghost files became so much better after Sara admitted to wanting to eat Beaver LMAO

    • @lisatwilley
      @lisatwilley Рік тому +17

      😲

    • @bonguswungus8405
      @bonguswungus8405 Рік тому +18

      Ooohlalala

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Рік тому

      😥

    • @jswizzler
      @jswizzler Рік тому +8

      everytime they talk about beavers i think of the gen-z slang episode where ryan gives meaning to the beaver emoji

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Рік тому +3

      I mean it could have gone the route that Sara actually really into women too >.> lol

  • @NewWindexTor
    @NewWindexTor Рік тому +75

    Shane really found a new way to torture Ryan without needing the Hot Doga, I love how Ryan can’t escape his crazy ass mind

  • @joshuawood9224
    @joshuawood9224 Рік тому +68

    I love how the professors voice sounds different to normal, it's a great bit of foreshadowing.
    Like, it sounds crunchy like it's coming through a phone call or something it's so fun

  • @Daniel-yy5tx
    @Daniel-yy5tx Рік тому +938

    "I don't want to kill people."
    That's a strong claim coming off of last season, RYAN BERGARA.

    • @hannahcummings8308
      @hannahcummings8308 Рік тому +7

      Came here to comment this😂

    • @novacommander4297
      @novacommander4297 Рік тому +42

      In defense of the Beef Boy, he wasn't trying to kill the Professor; he just made a deal with a genie, a demon, and the Devil without reading the fine print.

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Рік тому +2

      When he said that my first thought was "I successfully kill people"

    • @laurakiner3942
      @laurakiner3942 Рік тому +1

      @@novacommander4297 that is why you always read the fine print and never make deals with the devil.

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 Рік тому +4

      People. Didn't say puppets! 😹

  • @tacodan1926
    @tacodan1926 Рік тому +1181

    that last scene was terrifying but there will never be anything scarier than the professor whispering to ryan to rub his puppet cream

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +25

      All the while, looking at him like a hungry T-Rex would stare at his prey… prey being covered in barbecue sauce… I mean… body cream… yes… body cream…

    • @nataliemcgrath1105
      @nataliemcgrath1105 Рік тому +38

      Is Ryan going to turn into a puppet at the end of the season?

    • @a_forestghoul
      @a_forestghoul Рік тому +9

      the watcher without context twt account is thriving this episode

    • @footie_cn_ns9187
      @footie_cn_ns9187 Рік тому +8

      It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

    • @TheSaneHatter
      @TheSaneHatter Рік тому

      @@footie_cn_ns9187 *I* was going to quote that!

  • @sailorkamino
    @sailorkamino Рік тому +50

    ryan disassociating while sara giggles should be a meme format @39:01

  • @geordieghoulette7142
    @geordieghoulette7142 Рік тому +90

    Wait did Shane make the puppet history theater himself?? That's so wholesome 😭

    • @twiseart
      @twiseart Місяць тому

      Hi! Late reply- I’m not sure if this current version was made by Shane cuz it looks spiffed up but Shane did make the original (the one with the pull curtain before they started animating it) and designed it!

  • @candisklaila6154
    @candisklaila6154 Рік тому +770

    Professor says the name “Sarah” so lovingly it makes me think something is happening between them.

    • @connie6738
      @connie6738 Рік тому +181

      Cant believe sarah would leave shane for the professor

    • @user-qq3hj6pl8o
      @user-qq3hj6pl8o Рік тому +73

      @@connie6738 i mean who wouldn’t have you seen the professor 🥵🥵

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Рік тому +11

      @@user-qq3hj6pl8o TRUE 😍

    • @57snador
      @57snador Рік тому +3

      Lovingly at the profits rolling in from merch!

  • @AlashiaTuol
    @AlashiaTuol Рік тому +3404

    Shane has succeeded in making Ryan a main character in his crazy stories
    He's probably so happy

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer Рік тому +33

      It's The Hot Daga all over again.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 6 місяців тому +3

      @@jexxerExcept better because Ryan is down to participate in the lore this time!

  • @madisonporter7113
    @madisonporter7113 Рік тому +308

    Desperately needing Garrett back on this show. Man would wholeheartedly play along w the professor being a paranormal being now

  • @jacobbiggs7956
    @jacobbiggs7956 Рік тому +17

    Burnham and the Black Panther sounds like a prime 'enemies to lovers' setup.

  • @CaptainScenemo
    @CaptainScenemo Рік тому +1457

    The Professor is totally gonna be preparing Ryan to eat this whole season, I'm calling it. He's a fuzzy ass dinosaur and Ryan is gonna keep getting weird ass prizes to marinate himself

    • @Jess4theMusic
      @Jess4theMusic Рік тому +76

      Moisturiser to tender up that sweet, sweet Beef boy skin

    • @zivens.2407
      @zivens.2407 Рік тому +6

      This is exactly what I thought as well

    • @emmabarker7345
      @emmabarker7345 Рік тому +48

      What if he's trying to possess him instead? Maybe he doesn't have a real body right now; and that's why Ryan was told not to touch him. The weird box could be some sort of projector for his ghost?

    • @valkyrie-randgris
      @valkyrie-randgris Рік тому +28

      EVERY song ends up being a vore song. Turns out Shane saved every "weird meat" story for this one season. =P

    • @emidal05
      @emidal05 Рік тому +1

      Omg, I didn’t even think of that but that’s genius 😂

  • @slaughter-water
    @slaughter-water Рік тому +555

    “Clearly, I am here now, and unharmed” has the same vibes as last season’s “there will be no lore”

  • @katiee0417
    @katiee0417 Рік тому +119

    I wish history could’ve been taught to me like this in school. It’s so entertaining and I retain EVERYTHING

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 10 місяців тому +2

      That's 1 and also you can only wonder how this real life scheme would be if it really had got someone convinced or succeeded. The food supply would be drastically different than what it is now.

  • @dance_ofThaDEAD
    @dance_ofThaDEAD Рік тому +40

    Looking back after The Dinosuar episode it's very interesting that The Substitute did a whole episode about MEAT after wanting to wear Ryan's flesh.

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 7 місяців тому +1

      In hindsight, his goals are pretty clearly spelled out at 14:10. On first watch I just thought he was being weird for no reason

  • @lydiacoppedge6375
    @lydiacoppedge6375 Рік тому +739

    Guys remember that Black Mirror episode where the widow realizes the grief bot will never *truly* be her husband because he doesn’t argue with her? ANYWAY-

    • @c.c.3957
      @c.c.3957 Рік тому +31

      No, no, you’re onto something there…

    • @isabelgonzalez4662
      @isabelgonzalez4662 Рік тому +9

      Yesss. Something is off

    • @juno3281
      @juno3281 Рік тому +14

      stop that episode traumatized me cause the bot looks exactly like my boyfriend. i still think about it sometimes and sob heavily at him for a few minutes. i gotta go hug him now rip

    • @ekohli3451
      @ekohli3451 Рік тому +6

      And stuck him In the attic. 😮

  • @peppanotpepper4672
    @peppanotpepper4672 Рік тому +1135

    Ryan’s disassociated expression while the hippo sang and his bewildered expression when he won - I’m dead 😂

    • @professormurder3691
      @professormurder3691 Рік тому +1

      I’ve watched that song like 5 times and I cry laugh every single time. When he looks into the camera I lose it.

  • @thrasherali-ns2842
    @thrasherali-ns2842 10 місяців тому +13

    Shane and ryan should play a one shot (2 sessions) of DnD with Brennan Lee Mulligan and Brian Murphy. Please. Their creative genuis, ability to roleplay so naturally, and goof ball hilarity is actually perfect for Brian and Brennens energy. I think theyd have a lot of fun and they would be absolutely entertaining as hell.

  • @Thingy._.Things
    @Thingy._.Things Рік тому +21

    This gives the unsettling vibes that The Professor is either trying to cannibalize Ryan or pull a TMA Nicola orsenof and steal his skin I am v unsettled love the ep

  • @WWProductions94
    @WWProductions94 Рік тому +564

    After seeing Ryan’s disdain for three seasons of the Hot Daga I absolutely love that he’s now forced to participate in Shane’s bonkers lore

    • @BMiren-bc6ye
      @BMiren-bc6ye Рік тому +36

      Ryan and Shane subjecting themselves and each other to things they hate repeatedly, together, is amazing.

    • @octoberspirit
      @octoberspirit Рік тому +2

      It's truly beautiful. XD

    • @tabbathamaceachern1255
      @tabbathamaceachern1255 Рік тому +4

      the hot daga walked so puppet history could run

  • @Karin_Allen
    @Karin_Allen Рік тому +411

    At 43:45, the tabs Ryan has opened include "Trophy supply chain" (I'm guessing just a little on the last word), "puppet necromancy," his inbox - with 665 messages!, "time travel methods," and "Chicxulub extinction" (The Professor's hat and glasses were found at the site of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, meaning *he* killed them!). Even better, at 43:47, you can see another tab that says "Nighttime Dan DJ." 🤣 Be sure to notice the story headlines too. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abigailoverstreet2133
    @abigailoverstreet2133 Рік тому +68

    Shane did not disappoint with that musical number. I'm so excited for the next episodes.

  • @LittleLadyLindsay
    @LittleLadyLindsay Рік тому +7

    "I'm so delicious that I'll ruin your life" is such a banger lyric I can't believe it's from a song where a hippo is singing about wanting to be eaten

  • @online2000.
    @online2000. Рік тому +376

    The professor making guttural hissing noises made me laugh so hard

    • @rowanmarlow7402
      @rowanmarlow7402 Рік тому +6

      I was drinking coffee at that moment, barely managed to keep it in my mouth.

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate Рік тому +616

    I'm so glad that the absolutely real Professor is back and this isn't some crazy trick being performed by a demon or evil genie or something.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Рік тому +18

      Idk, based on that box, I thought he was a hologram until the final scene.

    • @tabithajarrell7011
      @tabithajarrell7011 Рік тому +4

      @@gr33ngirlsea yes thank you I thought I was the only one that thought that

  • @dreamgirl8238
    @dreamgirl8238 Рік тому +31

    IM SO HERE FOR THE HOTDAGAFICATION OF PUPPET HISTORY

  • @tristanconrod6414
    @tristanconrod6414 Рік тому +48

    5 minutes into my first episode and its like the hotdog saga got amped to a million. I love it.

  • @kubo3412
    @kubo3412 Рік тому +585

    i'm always impressed at how Shane can create a really good song that i can shake my ass to when its about the most insane subject i've heard in my life, i missed this show

    • @gusquinzel8847
      @gusquinzel8847 Рік тому

      Ask them to play puppet history in the club. To stun on these hoes

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 Рік тому +1279

    simply due to the amount of excitement built up around this and, frankly, the amount of pressure on shane to give the fans a coherent and satisfying continuation to the absolute chaos that was last season's finale, i honestly wasn't sure where my expectations should be. idk why i would ever think of doubting shane madej. this was literally everything i hoped it would be and more.

    • @autumnsfablekeeper4419
      @autumnsfablekeeper4419 Рік тому +2

      Liked your own recap of the lore in this series!

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 Рік тому +4

      The man who doubts Shane Madej (and or The Professor) is a dead man. Aka, Ryan Bergara. 😂😲🤔

  • @Yuki-oq5yl
    @Yuki-oq5yl Рік тому +37

    You really know something is off when Ryan won this weeks lesson

  • @randomcloverr
    @randomcloverr Рік тому +7

    the complex and intricately crafted lore of this series implies that the professor knowingly bestowed consciousness onto the v0re hippo and i can't tell if thats a serve or a war crime

  • @42andblue5
    @42andblue5 Рік тому +1359

    They did exactly what I expected and wanted out of season 5 by having the Professor come back with no explanation and have Ryan be the only one questioning it, I love it

  • @evypolyak
    @evypolyak Рік тому +1231

    the detail in the last segment is amazing, the tabs on Ryan's computer all being references: dogs watching television (Shane's first video at buzzfeed), nighttime dan dj, time travel, puppet necromancy, trophy supply chain, blue man group lmao. I love this!!!

    • @sunnyforrester65
      @sunnyforrester65 Рік тому +70

      also the "does hair grow through the skull" on the science news, its a reference to unsolved if i remember correctly. i loved pausing and looking through all the details they put it!

    • @angeloflifelight
      @angeloflifelight Рік тому +12

      Also the chicxulub asteroid which likely lead to dinosaur extinction

    • @Ristro44
      @Ristro44 Рік тому +6

      Love it! Can't wait to see how they weave this narrative.
      Also appreciate that it's at the end so people who just want the history can just skip it. Aaaah so excited

  • @imnotgoodwithnames4101
    @imnotgoodwithnames4101 Рік тому +109

    Am I going insane or is The Professors fur lighter then it was before? It kinda looks like he has some sort of powder on him. Was this mentioned in the video and I just missed it completely?

  • @franciscomuro8427
    @franciscomuro8427 Рік тому +22

    I have never seen puppet history. I am only 2 minutes in and having a recap covering the deep lore of this show which apparently is now 5 seasons deep is mind-blowing, to say the least. My comment may update as I watch more but already I am deeply invested.

  • @etheriousmisery
    @etheriousmisery Рік тому +1360

    I need all of Shane’s songs for Puppet History on spotify 💀

    • @LarissaFay
      @LarissaFay Рік тому +12

      This is true. ☺️

    • @bold_n_brash
      @bold_n_brash Рік тому +8

      please this is all I want in life

    • @talia991
      @talia991 Рік тому +7

      I think theyre on soundcloud

    • @flowerfloc
      @flowerfloc Рік тому +6

      cut them out of the vid and download them as MP3, then important them as local files.on Spotify, takes 5 min of work :)

    • @v_bunny
      @v_bunny Рік тому +1

      @@flowerfloc say less

  • @empac8631
    @empac8631 Рік тому +1134

    I love how every single episode/ “musical guest” Ryan’s face just portrays more and more disappointment and bafflement. I like to think Ryan’s never seen the song before (at very least) and listening to Shane’s lyrics telling the story he just learned and how fucked up it is he’s thinking “I try so hard with ~unsolved/haunted places…Shane’s written a sexy love ballad about eating a hippo.”
    They are the best duo on UA-cam and a match made in heaven tbh. They both think each other’s hobbies and passions are stupid as shit but put up with it for the brotherly love

    • @dolphinsrkool1
      @dolphinsrkool1 Рік тому +30

      very "my best friend is a weirdo but they're *my* weirdo" energy

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Рік тому +25

    You thought I'd be done with counting points after the last season, but no! I am going to continue this little game because I still think the little Professor has some little tricks up his little adorable sleeve. So, first I will go over my rules, then we'll get started. I count points only given during trivia questions, not any random points the Professor likes to give out willy-nilly. This includes ridiculously high numbers given. If the person gets the question right, they only get ONE POINT and ONLY if they actually answered correctly. I got my little Professor plush by my side and I'm ready to count points for this new season, let's crack in!
    The total points scored in the first episode of season 5: Ryan got 3 points and Sara got 3 points. It was a tie! I don't know what the Professor is planning but the lotion makes me concerned

  • @syntacticalcrab
    @syntacticalcrab Рік тому +22

    "I'd like to eat a beaver." - Sara Rubin, 2022

  • @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061
    @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061 Рік тому +503

    “I don’t want to kill people” Ryan says to the reanimated puppet he helped murder. Also, Sarah’s hair is so pretty, I can’t get over it.

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +8

      That was never his intention though, the Genie tricked Ryan right from the beginning.

    • @MrLegendofLP
      @MrLegendofLP Рік тому +8

      In defense of Ryan, he clearly was being kept in the dark about what the genie and Asmodeus were truly planning. He was blinded by jealousy and frustration, not by hatred or malice. Saying he helped murder the professor is misleading. He helped Asmodeus possess the professor, but after that his hands are clean.

    • @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061
      @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061 Рік тому +4

      @@t-rexcellentreviews1663 so he claims. If we have learned anything from this episode it is not to trust anyone, T-Rexcellent Reviews….if that even is your name 👀

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +2

      @@caffeinatedflumadiddle5061 fair point mate, but Ryan’s grief in the last season seemed genuine to me, also aside the point, T-Rexcellent Reviews is my channels name, my name is the T-Rexcellent Reviewer or TR for short, my channel is also a puppet show and ironically enough it’s host is a T-Rex named Rexy… admittedly given what happened to the Professor last season, I know that probably doesn’t help my case though.

    • @ryanmcwilliams8784
      @ryanmcwilliams8784 Рік тому +1

      Sarah’s got the super curls. Pretty sure it’s a Jew fro

  • @daniellejones7285
    @daniellejones7285 Рік тому +1184

    Honestly I enjoy the extensive backstories that Shane implements into his weird little creations. It reassures me that sometimes unhinged thoughts are productive

  • @mackismelting4809
    @mackismelting4809 Рік тому +19

    just got laid off from my dream job, now am hours deep into nonstop loop of all the Puppet History episodes. love you guys, can't wait for next ep

  • @katelynnmcgraw5773
    @katelynnmcgraw5773 Місяць тому +2

    Crying bc I will miss seeing Shane’s creativity blossom through puppy history

  • @EMPSBladeKnight60
    @EMPSBladeKnight60 Рік тому +691

    calling it now Ryan is winning every episode this season, and all of his prizes are going to be something weird that he has to use immediately

    • @sarahwalsman6944
      @sarahwalsman6944 Рік тому +60

      I was thinking that too. Something is up about it, like he got "special" lotion this week, then one week he might win a special pendant that he has to wear immediately. At the season finale, it's revealed that everything was a part of a evil ceremony to punish Beef Boy!!

    • @kiddykat
      @kiddykat Рік тому +67

      My theory?
      He's gonna get turned into a puppet professor
      And Shane is going to be competing next series

    • @sunshinefirefox
      @sunshinefirefox Рік тому +29

      @@kiddykat Just saw a theory on Tumblr about the Professor possibly prepping Ryan to eat him, but I love both of these theories. So so intrigued about what's happening and what will happen to Ryan.

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +26

      @@sunshinefirefox I subscribe to that theory as well, with the implication the Professor is part T-Rex now, if every episode this season has a focus on food or hunting, then I’d say it’s a pretty safe bet.

    • @mikemack9701
      @mikemack9701 Рік тому +2

      @@sarahwalsman6944 It puts the lotion on itself, or it gets the hose again.

  • @pileofgoodthings
    @pileofgoodthings Рік тому +787

    you can tell sara and shane are soulmates by the way the laugh at each others dumb jokes. and you can tell ryan and shane are platonic soulmates by the way they react disappointed but mildly amused to each others dumb jokes.

  • @armiahaiyannamasapol3193
    @armiahaiyannamasapol3193 7 місяців тому +2

    The professor just snarling wildly is a moment that lives in my head rent-free

  • @peterbillings3276
    @peterbillings3276 Рік тому +29

    Shane! What the hell have you done?? LMAO
    I missed last season or two of Puppet History, and now I come back and see THIS insanity.
    Your penchant for unnecessarily deep lore and narrative twists gives me life. I also love how you included Ryan’s ghost hunting narrator voice for a moment too.

  • @MeetMrMayhem88
    @MeetMrMayhem88 Рік тому +780

    Everyone wanted the hot-daga to return (including me!), but instead Shane has given us a way crazier, lore-loaded story with this show. And I'm all in on it👏

    • @sopgiee
      @sopgiee Рік тому +6

      bro someone who thinks like me !!

    • @babahu15
      @babahu15 Рік тому +23

      yes lmao i was just hanging out on youtube waiting for the premiere of this video so i rewatched a few hotdaga vids and realized shane was always insane (complimentary). the sampling of ryan's voice for dr goondis???

    • @willow8783
      @willow8783 Рік тому +6

      I just want the final episode to be an Endgame worthy mashup of all the crazy characters inside of Shane's head, working together to defeat Ryan and the Genie, lol!

    • @sopgiee
      @sopgiee Рік тому +3

      @@willow8783 dr goondaiz comes back to absolutely demolish ryan

    • @willow8783
      @willow8783 Рік тому +4

      @@sopgiee - It would truly be everything that Ryan hates, coming back to get him. Maybe we learn that he sold his soul for his wish and the hell he is sent to is run by the HotDogga crew... Then the next season starts with him waking up to it all being a dream/nightmare! Hell, we can learn that the "Genie" is actually Shane being possessed by the Sally House demon just for extra kicks and giggles, lol!

  • @idkanymoretm5991
    @idkanymoretm5991 Рік тому +905

    Something I noticed that I haven’t seen many people talk about is the fact that this episode was introduced to us as being about hippo meat but ultimately was a story about a man
    Really hitting the nail of themes with impersonations, cannibalism and everything not being what it seems

    • @idkanymoretm5991
      @idkanymoretm5991 Рік тому +60

      Also the lighting is different, it’s more red, but also paler, less lively

  • @virgomoons
    @virgomoons Рік тому +10

    Ryan always looks like he's a corpse whenever a puppet sings and I'm living for it

  • @Suppitschele21
    @Suppitschele21 Рік тому +26

    This is so much better than drunk history. I absolutely LOVE this. How did I just discover it!?

    • @oliviagriffith3626
      @oliviagriffith3626 Рік тому +1

      Good news though, you still have so much history to catch up on!!

  • @emilys4679
    @emilys4679 Рік тому +1170

    Cried laughing over Ryan's face during the hippo vore song. Calling it now! The professor's a ghost, manifesting via the box, and prepping Ryan's body for possession. The bangs and rattles on the soundstage, the weird lighting, his pale blue fur, the little glitches around him, the puppet literally saying, "I'm dead!" when Ryan stepped on him... we got ourselves a ghoul, boys!

    • @dis8791
      @dis8791 Рік тому +33

      I thought the professor's an impersonator and the real one is dead... the professor would never give Ryan the win

    • @Cubance
      @Cubance Рік тому +4

      what does vore mean?

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 Рік тому +10

      @@Cubance Its a kink where someone is really into the idea of being eaten or potentially eating someone (like as in swallowed whole and just vibin in there, not eaten like literally eaten)
      It's generally considered a strange kink, so it's often the butt of jokes.

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 Рік тому +2

      @@mallk238 thats literally not even possible how is that a kink

    • @mallk238
      @mallk238 Рік тому +14

      @@katc2040 Kink is not necessarily an activity you can actually do. Sometimes its a concept. This one's more of a fantasy people have than anything. Don't ask me how it works, I just know it exists; it ain't my cup of tea.

  • @annabellenehan6406
    @annabellenehan6406 Рік тому +609

    Sometimes I ask myself how a puppet show became this intense

  • @banshee_gayming
    @banshee_gayming Рік тому +18

    Seeing a wall full made up of the Professor: all right, little creepy, but that’s fiiiinnnneee
    A few seconds later seeing on of the many professors eyes move slightly before the lights cut out, then seeing them start to form a demonic glow: OH HELL NAW

  • @archiivist
    @archiivist Рік тому +13

    Hindsight just makes this season even better.

  • @kangjijia965
    @kangjijia965 Рік тому +680

    Can we just talk about how this started as a normal puppet show about history (with the occasional mention of genies) to a series with deep lore riddled into it? Istg Shane has a mind of a genius

    • @Shironi27
      @Shironi27 Рік тому +19

      I kinda want MatPat to come out with a film theory about this show, because I know I've probably missed out on some of the details

    • @PureMagic101
      @PureMagic101 Рік тому +3

      Very similar vibes to What We Do In The Shadows in terms of that development and the general unhinged vibes

    • @Chi_Me
      @Chi_Me Рік тому +3

      I love how the audience participated how significant the lore would be, everyone was enthusiastically on board

    • @liyahl0v3
      @liyahl0v3 Рік тому

      genius? or genie?

    • @kangjijia965
      @kangjijia965 Рік тому

      @@Shironi27 OMG YESSSSS

  • @Smieska_13
    @Smieska_13 Рік тому +721

    I love that Watcher is slowly becoming a cinematic production house. This is amazing, I love you guys!

    • @MsAngrybutterfly
      @MsAngrybutterfly Рік тому

      It makes me want to start my own company with all my favorite co workers. It’s inspiring. ❤

    • @timenotime
      @timenotime Рік тому

      exactly!!!!

  • @uni8514
    @uni8514 Рік тому +8

    As much as I love the way the lore goes in this season, I almost wish they’d done a victor frankenstien came back/reanimated wrong type of thing with the professor here where Shane was victor frankenstine mostly bc Shane being the villain would’ve been funny

  • @Vaquix000
    @Vaquix000 Рік тому +33

    This one had an unsettling vibe through out, and creeping me out is no easy task since I've given up on horror related video games and movies for their lack of fear factor. Good job!

  • @jeffaltier5582
    @jeffaltier5582 Рік тому +566

    I love how they simultaneously have a callback to Ghost Files and parody it at the same time with the voiceovers.

  • @SadGirlHours_
    @SadGirlHours_ Рік тому +420

    Based on the fact that the professor looks different and their are several buddah figurines on the new set, I feel as though they may be hinting that this is a reincarnation of the professor. Also, that puppet cream is DEFINITELY going to turn Ryan into a puppet

    • @CaseyTyler357
      @CaseyTyler357 Рік тому +84

      Fans on tumblr have already done a deep dive with screenshots and slowed down footage and the prevailing theory atm is that this is a hologram. He glitches visually once, and his voice glitches numerous times; he's a paler color; he went feral when Ryan tried to touch him; the box he refused to talk about appears to be a power source of some kind; when Ryan was reading that online article, there was a link at the bottom for an article on hologram technology; and, most importantly, no jelly beans.

    • @Zanbutt
      @Zanbutt Рік тому +4

      @@CaseyTyler357 Oh shit, The Professor is a force ghost???

    • @charlottegroves7886
      @charlottegroves7886 Рік тому +12

      @@CaseyTyler357 That is a great theory!! But then again, how would we explain that ending? He was clearly running across the floor. Maybe there is a real AND hologram version of the professor?

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +4

      Or the puppet cream is actually barbecue sauce and the Professor is planning on eating Ryan because he’s part T-Rex now.

    • @torrilarsen6503
      @torrilarsen6503 Рік тому

      @@CaseyTyler357 ooh, that makes sense. I was wondering why he was so pale...

  • @daggalagga9748
    @daggalagga9748 Рік тому +20

    As of episode 5 i see now the theme's and hints of ryans fate... in this one the guest wants inside someone... now it's fun going back and trying to figure out every time the professor was hinting to Ryan what was about to happen🤫

  • @user-gp7tp3de4g
    @user-gp7tp3de4g Рік тому +8

    that post credit scene was incredible. I could watch a whole movie like that

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi Рік тому +371

    Love how Ryan looks like he's having an existential crisis the whole time. So glad y'all are back

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 Рік тому +10

      He still feels bad about what happened and wants to believe that the Professor is really back… but just like the rest of us… Ryan also senses that something is really wrong here…

  • @misslittledove
    @misslittledove Рік тому +383

    Ryan’s reward gives off big “it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again” vibes. And now I’m just imagining the Professor dancing to Goodbye Horses.

    • @christianwise637
      @christianwise637 Рік тому +9

      I hope that's how the season finale ends, that would be the best thing ever

    • @Civilian08
      @Civilian08 Рік тому +6

      In the recap, he mentioned that the horse died, despite it having seemingly no relevance. Maybe that'll come into play.

  • @SweetmeatsFan
    @SweetmeatsFan 10 місяців тому +3

    18:30 just Shane speaking in two voices at once???
    And I'm just loving Ghost Files suddenly popping in to say hi

  • @etuegen
    @etuegen Рік тому +10

    Ryan dissociating while Sara is vibin is so funny