The Most Insane Battle in History
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
- Do not f*ck with Julius Caesar.
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The conquest of Gaul by the Romans.
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Vercingetorix. Portrait of Vercingetorix 72-46 BC, Leader of Gauls. Chromolithography ca. 1890.
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Ancient History - Alexander and the body of Darius.
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Sara: ALIENS!
Ryan: Yes!
Shane: No-SARA!
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
This is how I feel about History Channel explaining Mayan History.
Answer: ALIENS
Me: NO! dumbasses🤦♀️
8:51 is the moment for anyone wanting to see this unfold
Julie C. N O
See this confuses me, cuz I thought Shane believed in aliens?
CantStayAway he does but he doesn’t believe that they are intelligent creatures like humans he thinks they’re more like bacteria
"Getting stabbed is bad for your health"
- Ryan Bergara, 2017
Frida L *getting stabbed by a sword is bad for your health
So Is dyeing
"wheeze"
Ryan “I’m not the surgeon general” Bergara
caesar, to every historian writing about the battle: make sure to mention my red cloak. it looked bitchin
I love it! XD
Tell them I had style!
@@lemmetalkaboutthis "Say what you will Brutus. But you have to admit . . . Caesar's got style!"
I’m pretty sure that was his signature bro had drip
Ruining History walked, so Puppet History could run🙏
Well said
Puppet history is probably some of the greatest content we'll ever know in our lifetime. The song's at the end of each episode are the epitome of catchy and clever, as well as the rest of the show is just pure brilliance.
@@MrGropos i think i found Shane's burner account
Ruining history is better tho
KMichelle Argus THE JELLY BEANS THO
"They were left to starve to death between the walls."
Ryan: *Maniacal Laughter*
*ricky
Ricky's small appearances in these episodes is slightly unsettling
Yeah, that was really out of character for Ryan. Could see Shane doing it, but Ryan? I was like "damn."
@@ashleyperceval918 wait why is his "nickname"(??) ricky?
@@mongle22 Welp they were talking about how easy it would be to leave the city and the when Ricky comes in
The absolute horror on Shane's face when his own girlfriend turned on him. PRICELESS. I love how he said Sara....
Oh, it all make sense now!!!
I didn't know.... Makes sense
wait sara is shane's gf
Zayed Rahman yeah they’ve been dating for four years now
Aditee Mishra OH THE BETRAYAL!
Julius’s army: Sir we’re out numbered by 1 to 3
Julius Caesar: *Then its an even fight*
BP PrettyTreeYT the only reason the romans didn’t have the advantage outnumbered 1 to 3 is that they were fighting on both sides and were fighting pretty organized gauls
Halo 3 reference. 😎 nice
@@bravocrimson12 That's about right. :-)
I only liked this comment because of the reference. Love it.
Caesar*
“Aliens”
“No, Sara!”
“Aliens!”
“Don’t do this!”
When you’re own girlfriend betrays you 😂
wait he dated sarah?
Riyanca Majumdar he is dating sara:)
@@tinkthebard2969 OMG YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
They're not dating anymore is it? (╥﹏╥)
@@mv-noc11 awww cuteee im glad they're together xD
Ryan: "Did you put in that sports reference for me?"
Shane: "Yeah pretty much"
Ryan, Sara, pretty much everyone watching: "Awwwwwwww"
Shane, in denial: "Its not that sweet"
my heart exploded then honestly
#TheShyaning
i love the ghoul friends so much
I ship it
Shane, the tsundere
*Historical Wheeze*
Maegin Williamson love it. That should be shirt right now
I needed this XD
*ancient Wheeze*
Lovely Life Yesss
😂😂
2:43 as a bald man myself, this too gives me hope that I could one day be murdered by all my friends
Good luck Daniel!
Hopefully after being elected Dictator In Perpetuo of your country, so at least even if you got betrayed you still got that going
Has it happened yet?
@@fries5849 he is not replying.....maybe........
@@anyikii6966 still hasn’t replied… it’s a hairy situation >~
"This is like some home alone stuff"
COMPARING WAR CRIMES TO HOME ALONE
Home Alone is a war crime!!!!
That child committed war crimes.
Um what war crimes with the exception of vercingetorix in Caesar’s triumph (parade) everything the Romans did on the brutality front was fairly standard in that time (including the execution at the end)
Gauls invaded Rome in 390 BC and killed 100,000's, Hannibal from Carthage invaded Rome in 232 BC and killed 1,000,000 people, men, women and children. War on both sides was horrific. In 112 BC Germans and Celts invaded Rome and wiped out 4 Roman Armies and killing 100,000's before General Marius was recalled from Africa to fight them. Tell the whole story, the whole truth, or not at all.
If there are no definitions of a war crime you can't commit them
Ryan: If I could kill my neighbor and get away with it..
*looks directly at camera*
I wouldn't do it.
Nice save.
Okay, Ricky Goldsworth
Time stamp?
@@marzipan3739 6:05
Very nice pfp
I know it’s just your icon but I can’t not imagine Kirishima saying this 😂
Shane: You may have heard of Julius Ceaser.
Zach: Who's she?
We don't know her
@@anafdez2112 she goes to another school
baldy hardnut Oi
@baldy hardnut It's a joke idiot
He's a dude.
Shane: This is like Home Alone
Me: more like “Rome Alone” AHAHAHAHAHA
I’ll just stop now
No no keep going
Yess
I made the upvotes an even 500. That was satisfying
shane’s girlfriend and best friend teaming up to annoy him is **chef kiss**
When your girlfriend and your ghoulfriend team up for ultimate destruction
How do you have so much subscribers
Amazing
shit's gonna go down
sarah: "that's why i'm gonna say ALIENS"
shane: "noO saRAH! don't do this!"
sara: [high fives ryan]
Every person on this panel has now been on Puppet History. Except Shane, of course. They really should invite him.
Ryann Graham was my favorite guest, on my favorite episode Hatshepsut.
Well you just might get your wish granted this season
Huh. Looks like I got smacked in the head with Apollo’s tetherball of prophecy.
why is nobody talking about ryan's
"if i could murder my neighbor to get a bigger apartment and get away with it, i
**quick look at the camera**
i wouldn't do it"
8:54 no-- *_sARA--_*
14:40 "they were left to starve to death between the walls."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
1:10 "it's not that sweet"
9:00 when your friends ruin your history lesson.
finally someone as awkward as me
970th like
rowy same
Thank you so much for this haha
08:52 when your girlfriend betray you for your boyfriend
morrris97 YOU DESERVE TO BE PINNED
morrris97 YES
Shane sounds like he’s fangirling over the history and I live for it
I dont understand why people dont fangirl over history. History is so amazing
@@insanatty Ikr. So many shows take inspiration from actual events. Truth is stranger than fiction. Go pick a history book, people, there's comedy, drama, action and a lot of pain.
Shane: It's like Spiderman kissing Batman,"
Sara: "Oooooo~"
This whole series is just fantasy fuel for Sara, isn't it?
By the way, one of the main reasons Rome had a bitchin' army was because they treated their troops REALLY well. Not only was it considered a very respectable job with generous pay, but the families were also compensated since the working men were gone at war. In short, Rome had a poppin' VA. I'm a hoe for ancient rome because of how effiencent and organized it was.
Every man had to go into the army though, or maybe I'm thinking of Sparta
@@oliviathompson3271 that's Sparta you're thinking of, enlisting was optional in Rome, which is why it had so many promising returns for the soldiers; in some points in roman history military service was rewarded with land (I *want* to say Caesar did this but I might be thinking of some consul before him) , which was pretty much the most valuable thing you could get.
True, those lands were usually on regions conquered by the army and, double true, conquered regions had a nasty tendency for undergoing uprisings (in which case being one of the people directly responsible for taking over their land wasn't exactly the best thing in the world), but even so, if you took the military career in Rome you *could* go from begging for food and change to owning your own little farm with your family living nearby your best friends for your retirement in some 20 to 40 years of service. That was very alluring.
Also they had regular orgies and slaves. That's also very neat.
How Do you feel about the genocide that they comitted this battle being basically gauls last hope of stopping that
I think they started training around the age of when they turn teenagers
Daily reminder that Shane and Ryan carry this channel
For real
Very true!!! Nicely put.
Everyone else just seems like they're trying way too hard.
LuminaryPrism75 i agree, but i’m still tired of the same comment on all of their videos by people who are hungry for likes.
Daily reminder that Shane and Ryan carry his channel
They have their own channel now with Steven! It’s called watcher go follow
Zach: just like Nebraska, there’s nothing there.
Me, a Nebraskan: Not correct, but not wrong.
I was def mildly offended, then I was like...well...
I am a little offended
The desperate "Sara" of Shane's at 8:57 is my fav lmaoo. The way Ryan and Sara and everyone kind of forgot about history for a moment and jumped straight to aliens... Leaving Shane behind 😭😭😭
6:06 “this week on buzzfeed unsolved we in cover the mystery of who killed Ryan Bergaras neighbor”
Shane: “Also Ryan now has a 2 bedroom apartment”
Obsessed with this comment 😂
SHANE LITERALLY PUT A SPORTS REFERENCE IN FOR RYAN ....AND I CAN'T EVEN GET A TEXT BACK
Veronica IsBatman the softest ship
what is actually a sport reference?
So sweet small ship I don’t usually ship things in real life unless it’s canon or just Phan, because have you seen Phan? But such sweet it is at *LEAST* brotp
STOP TEXTING THE WRONG PEOPLE
wat
Dude we don't talk enough about how creative, detailed and invested Shane is in producing, especially in anything related to history. Seriously. 1rst ruining history now Puppet History, and he always puts so much detail and effort into what he makes. You can tell he really enjoys it. Love you Shane
Zach: “Like Nebraska why do we need it?”
Me (In Nebraska): Ya know he’s making a valid argument
Hey, we have a great zoo :(
Yeah we do. It grows the food. Cities starve without the country.
Nebraska and Wyoming, are the two that need to go.
Are we going to ignore the fact that Caesar was described as bald yet every depiction of him had hair?
You know... those Europeans and their wigs
I-Am-Not-A-Robodt He was balding and vain about it. Caesar was given a laurel wreath for his accomplishments on the battlefield, and began wearing it all the time, as it covered some of the bald spots. The depictions, thus, could make him appear as having more hair due to the wreath. Another explanation could be that if he were vain about the baldness, he might have instructed artists to depict him as having hair in his portrayals (this part, however, is only speculation)
He was balding. But Romans liked to give each other endearing insults, so they called him bald.
You'd be bald too if you had to worry about all that fighting and strategizing. And you thought final exams were bad.
I-Am-Not-A-Robodt yea my minds blown
''Who strangled him?''
''I don't know.''
This will remain...Unsolved.
Owlsome Romans, it's custom, after you parade the man, you kill him in the dark of night.
They should have put him to fight with gladiators or multiple animals. That would have been great amusement for the people of Rome xD
I AM DYING
Traditionally, Caesar would do it himself as a show off dominance.
Fun Fact: The term barbarian was used, at the time, by the romans to refer to basically anyone who didn't come from the roman empire. It basically just meant foreigner
Indeed! Spesifically it meant 'non-Roman-speaker/language'. So in a way it's Blahbarian for 'blah blah blah'.
@@EBirchall1”Boring. I don’t care about you, you’re not one of us.” Basically.
Rome wasnt an empire at this time it was a republic. Julius Caesar ended that after winning the roman civil war
Sarah: I’m gonna say it’s aliens!
Shane: No, Sarah. Don’t convert
Ryan saying he would kill his neighboor to get an extra bedroom... Yeah and he would spend every night thinking about the ghost he just created until he turns insane.
Pierre-Louis Parent I think that was Ricky Goldsworth talking. 😆
Emily Che A+ reference
I believe the font they are using is times new roman and I find that hilarious
😂 amazing
Well back then is was just Roman
Leah, I think I love you for that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daniel Schwartz bruh 😂😂😂😂
Ryan laughing maniacally at the starving civilians has the same energy as Shane laughing at the 'execution breakfast' story.
Barbarians were, originally, just people who didn't speak Latin, I believe.
Kinda correct, Barbarians were what the Romans called non-Roman/Latin and non-Greeks/Hellenistic folk. And once rome invaded the gauls, they were no longer called Barbarians since they became part of the roman civilization.
Barbarian was originally the Greek word for people who were not Greek/didn't speak Greek (though Greece wasn't unified at the time), before the Romans took the word and changed it to mean 'uncivilised' people who are neither Greek nor Roman.
It is bearded way back.
I FUCKING LOVE LEARNING 🤓👏
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, it was sort of pejorative since it the word originated from the bahh-bahh bleating of sheep, so basically, barbarians were a bunch of lowly animals.
alright one last comment, ryan's "did you put that reference in just for me?", sara's awww, and ryan's "that's sweet" is the cutest thing i've ever seen, i live for this interaction alone from now on
K Memery I FANGIRL at this it was soo cute
Yass! I rewound immediately!
Plus Shane's tsundere comment of "it's not that sweet.."
"So that's why i'm gonna say aliens!"
"No, _Sara-"_
666 Likes boi
Ryan: "Did the Gauls have, like, magical powers?"
Shane: "Absolutely not."
Panoramix: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
I was hoping someone would be making this reference!
I am still so disappointed nobody at the table made an Asterix joke.. :'D
@@Ekami-chan yeah I think the comics are only popular in France and neighbors (in Germany it's a children's staple)
Do Obelix and the Magic Potion mean nothing to you 😢
@@padawanofconfusion5954 super big in the UK too, we love Asterix and Obelix?
Edit: wait I suppose we are also France’s neighbours tbh, if you don’t mind the channel in the way
14:14 “For a history point! What did Caeser do?”
Saved his men from starvation, and not giving the edge to his enemies.
you know what ppl keep saying Shane's possessed and stuff but nobody ever mentions how Ryan just casually said he'll murder his neighbour or Shane in some episodes, like the voodoo ep and the one where they were talking about having a zombie face.
I'm pretty sure people who say shane is a demon also say ryan is a serial killer
Hello welcome to the unsolved fandom... keep scrolling stranger, nothing to see here
Ryan=Ricky Goldsworth
Shane=Demon
Demon Shane+Ricky Goldsworth= *Gay Serial Killers*
Ivan Ocean Eyes get out
Shane is actually an angel here to protect Ryan, that's why he's never afraid of ghosts and demons.
I love how Ryan looks genuinely touched by Shane's sports reference
and Sara's reaction: awwwwww-ooooo
Oh mah gawd they conveyed human emotion! Hurr durr so amazing! Hurr durr I’m going to CUMMMMMMM
The gladius was short and lightweight enough to be easy to stab into your opponent. Longer swords you have to swing. And Rome was able to mass produce good weapons for their soldiers, an impressive feat given Rome fell 1600 years before the Industrial Revolution.
And it was used very well with their tutsudo tatics?
@@elliotgregory3356 I know this reply is a year late, but the testudo was used only to repel incoming enemy missiles. Honestly, many things were failed to be mentioned in the video, but it’s understandable. Vercingetorix was strangled and although no one knew who strangled him, he was strangled during the parade as it was a tradition for Roman Generals bringing home their captured enemy leader to do.
@@elliotgregory3356 the Gladius worked so well with the Romans and was effective because of the Roman’s tactics and equipments. Specifically the rectangular shield they carried, the scutum. Similar to a Greek phalanx, a Roman cohort would move as one, shoulder to shoulder and their shield locked besides one another. The enemies get close, and the weapon that was more special than the gladius I am sad they didn’t mention, was the pillum, which was a Roman javelin mass produced for every legion to carry about three of them. What’s special about these javelins is that they ain’t normal spears for throwing. Their real purpose was to be thrown and pierce the enemies shield and the head of the pillum would be thin enough to bend, but not break, having the heavy shaft of the javelin weigh the shield down, making the enemy either drop their shields or fight inefficiently. Being killed by the pillum was just a plus one.
@@elliotgregory3356 what’s more important to note is that the Roman’s are basically like this statement. “I’ll copy your homework, but I’ll get a higher score than you.” Most of what the Romans had were all stolen, inspired, or borrowed.
Thank you for your response. V informative
Bruh, this Julius guy is kinda doing a Home Alone on Steroids or something
We need a S2 Of Ruining History !!!!
YES
Approve!
Pleaseeeee
YESS INDEED ABSOLUTELY!!!!
ikr
Shane looking down is honestly the cutest thing ( _"It's not that sweet."_ )
what a cute tsundere!
The way he says, "SARA!" Like a dad who's had enough.
You missed the aftermath of the war when Caesar could not conquer a particular Gaulish village in Amorica because a druid was brewing magic potions to the village warriors.
Glad to see some fans of asterisx just joking about the existence of the ting gaulish village that is amorica.
BRING BACK RUINING HISTORY I WILL RIOT BUZZFEED DO YOU HEAR ME
Im still waiting the series is fun and interesting
Buzzfeed isn’t funding them anymore so shane made his own on the Watcher channel
You need to be more bold
*LIKE THIS*
Shane now runs Puppet History
Your mom WHAT! what happen now buzzfeed supernaturals?
can we all just appreciate the editing tho? like dammnn...
right?! it's so gooood
And the art too ❤️
For all the bald people out there uhh here’s a comeback thingy 😂
“God made perfect heads but he put hair on the ones he messed up”
😂 that was good one 😂
It really is 😂
Shane's agressive "You ARE A GOOD PERSON, RYAN" is adorable and wholesome
Buzzfeed: Lets stop making ruining history
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone: Stabs their neighbor
Shane made a new show "puppet history" on his new channel (w/Ryan & Steven Lim) called Watcher.
@@aidentai6249 They obviously didn't leave, seeing how they're still doing Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Christine C. They did leave, but they’re still doing Unsolved as freelancers. Shane has a show similar to Ruining History calmed Puppet History and it’s great! There are also wacky songs
@@englishatheart I think they have contracts for certain seasons I'm not sure though.
As a very right wing person I hate Buzzfeed but this video was fun to watch.
Honestly ruining history and unsolved are the best things about Buzzfeed
And try guys
And Worth it
So only the shows with asians...... interesting
And Outsmarted.
I love that this was almost 5 years ago, and all of these guests have also been on Puppet History. Its nice seeing so many of their relationships last so long past Buzzfeed.
"why would you fight for these people"
National pride, delusions of grandeur, and guarantee of pay.
Roman soldiers were awarded with land and huge lump sum of money after their service was finished. And the ones who weren't citizens were granted Roman citizenship. That's probably the main reason they fought.
@@Jonmad17 Also they could climb up the ranks becoming a senturian (a espected rank) or even a general or they could go back to Rome to become a tribune.
For any history nerds, Caesar allowing Vercingetorix to be strangled was still an honor. At the time, it was seen as the best most honorable/respectable way of execution. It was clean, with no blood, and allowed for proper burial after death.
Luca James I thought getting stabbed on the back neck was an Honorable death.
Decanus Gaius Publius Cleaner, but blood was still seen as a more dishonorable death!
Luca James I mean yeah, bloody but painless and quick, tho.
But if your not wrong.
Decanus Gaius Publius Being quick was only part of it, albeit still a part! Strangulation was usually kept for powerful/influential leaders as far as I know, making it all the more "honorable" death.
Luca James I see.
Ryan: Did you put that sports reference in just for me?
Shane: Yea, I like to... keep it- entertaining...
Ryan: that’s sweet
Shane: (mumbling) it’s not that sweet
FR WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW ADORABLE THAT WAS like it's a wholesome ”no homo” moment
@@Cvnt_blvnt ...
Tsundere Shane is the best.
Sara in the background: Awwww
@@Cvnt_blvnt you could have kept that "no homo" for yourself.
Nobody else is realizing this is what the 3 walls from Attack On Titan are based on. Help me the quarantine is melting my brain.
no 3 walls is a very common castle defense technique.
@@onemansvoice9132 2 walls maybe but 3 walls was fucking huge. thats like constantinople levels
Shoutout to this episode for, last year, giving me the idea for what I should do my oral latin exam on. I actually ended up translating the text at 7:45, lmao. Fun times - I got a good grade on it
"thats sweet"
"awwwwww"
"......its not that sweet"
LOVE IT
tsundere Shane
Agathe F. YASSSSSS
One true ship
my OTP
Shipping it
I can’t wait for history to quote us too. Instead of “The wariness and energy of that bogeymen are terrifying” we would be quoted saying “my boi was fucking crazy”
It's all good HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG
That's brilliant
I cant wait still they get the nokias vs the ipads in the museums XD
It's all good dude I fuckin love you
Ryan “I’m not the surgeon general” Bergara
SO PISSED they didn't make more of these, "Ruining History" episodes!! Shane did such a GREAT JOB!!!
That’s what puppet history is for!
That moment when Shane's girlfriend is a Boogara
Technically, Shane believes in Aliens too. But I do see what you mean. haha
what is Boogara?
Boogara (Bergara), the mortal nemesis of the Shaniacs
WE ALWAYS NEED SOME BOOGARAS
Naaah, she's a shaniac 😂 (they both believe in aliens but don't believe in ghosts)
why do they call this “ruining history?” if anything it makes history 10x more interesting
lilnoodle probably bc it ruins history class in school (you don't learn about this in America)
As someone who does know about this battle, the comments from the peanut gallery are a little...taxing at times.
Drakon Heeren Lol I not only learned this in school last year in AP World, but my English class even watched a movie based on it.
ოεցa oოεցa lucky
Because these people know nothing about history and say uninformed stuff.
18:55 "Sh*t, they're doing the turtle thing" I got a good chuckle out of that one.
14:00 How i thought it was gonna go:
Vercingetorix: Caesar would have to let innocent citizens through
Caesar: *So anyway, I started blastin'*
If Shane were my history teacher, I’d love school.
He's good at presentation but what he says is often very inaccurate and he often downplays intelligence of ancient civilizations.
Preparing you to fail in life
The friends with him except ryan are the smoothest brain people I have ever seen.
I had instructor who had Shane vibes he does gives us pointer in dark history, politics and philosophy we totally love sitting his lesson. but in grades, pray that you can pass Gandalf
Lol same
If Shane was my history teacher and he every hour was a story like this...man I would be an expert and ace every test
i had a histroy teacher like that... he was amazing, we all loved it
JerseySnore78 i have a history teacher like that right now
Proof that history isn’t boring our set teaching style is
“and he every hour was a story like this” ....? Huh?
for history beginners like me, i googled about the gladius and apparently it was the best weapon for the Roman army at that time because it was a double edged cut and thrust sword so it was very useful for a deep wound. Unlike the long sword which is quite useful against a plate armor and the saber which is better on horseback, the gladius was relatively short which made it ideal for hand to hand combat and also in smaller spaces
I love how everyone else is disturbed by the story and Sara and Ryan are just having a blast. Love them.
When Shane and Ryan carry this channel
PianoTalk well also Sarah kinda
who's Sarah
Taser Face Purple hair
Oh
Taser Face Sara is also Shane's girlfriend, though I always thought him and Ryan were dating.
"Like Nebraska, it's just a big ol' hunk of land. There's nothin' there."
Me, a Nebraskan: haha well excuse you buddy because we got
*_C_*
*_O_*
*_R_*
*_N_*
Squeesh and cows 🐮
I live in Illinois, and even I'm saying Nebraska has got serious corn. About as serious as the badass Caesar.
As a fellow Nebraskan, I can concure with this statement
🤣
And *s o y b e a n s*
History is written by the victors and Julius Caesar literally wrote a book about this event.
“he’s getting like DOUBLE PENET-well” caught himself lmaoo
Shane looked so disappointed that they all were saying that aliens were involved in building the wall
A man after my own heart
His own girlfriend calling alien lol betrayal
I like how these videos are called Ruining History but they really only made histroy better
for real! This makes history not boring for those of us who hate history
yeah, but there is so many important details left out like, ceasar didn't represent rome in conquering gaul, he did it becaus he owed a lot of money and after gaul got annexed and sacked by ceasar the senate turned on him calling him a war monger(but that is mainly because the people loved him and the aristocracy didnt like him because he made legislations on giving power to the people etc )and thus ceasar rode in with his armies and took the senate etc many more things to get into
BTW check out HistoriaCivilis for more videos that make history interesting including how the romans are the original inventors of Christmas, called Saturnalia in their time
@Sammy : you must have written this before getting to the Ben Franklin - sex cult video.
I like how these videos are called running history but they really only made history better
6:08 Ryan just had straight up Ricky Goldsworth energy
I do want to note that when it came to sieges, especially back in the ancient Greek and Roman times, building a wall to starve out your opposition was a very common and effective strategy, and would often be responded to with a "Counter wall" to prevent your city from being closed off from resources.
Shane is a better history teacher than mine at school
I just wanna why know why we watch crash course with John green in history instead of this 😭
Because while very entertaining, it´s not very accurate. Some things are oversimplified and some, frankly, pulled out of thin air, like that boner story. Not hating, I love these videos, but please don´t take the content for accurate information, i.e. to study. You´ll have a lot of questions about your sources otherwise :)
lyra Amethyst And WAYYYY more interesting
lyra Amethyst ikr he's funny but also doesn't get off track... If he does he quickly redirects himself and everyone else back to the subject at hand. He keeps it real AND he brings cute little diagrams
Kirsten Martin honestly yeah
The editor needs a fucking raise
It is constantly infuriating to me that they mock Sara for being RIGHT about swords
You know, as someone who is studying for a Roman History exam, this is the freaking funniest thing ever. Because them talking about Roman History is like someone talking about a popular tv show they haven't really watched, so their knowledge is based on the little information that went into mainstream culture. It's beautiful.
My husband is a HUGE history buff, and he knows all about this battle. He got a couple good laughs from the humorous presentation, but at the end he agreed that this was incredibly accurate and true to the sources we have of the battle.
@@robroux6074 aren't Frank's like gothic?
Ok
@@rahmathkakkotkallery854 no. the franks are different from the Gauls, and those are both different from the Goths. The goths (visigoth and ostrogoth) were eastern germanic tribes, on the other side of europe and weren't relevant to rome at all until the empire's crumbling. The Gauls were a Celtic people, the same that are mostly assumed with the Irish and Scottish. Franks were essentially the same as the gauls but came later on
he probably would love oversimplified and extra credit
if he knows history he's a keeper
1:20
Shane: no, I- I’m not nice, it wasn’t that nice
Everyone else: awwww shaneeeeee ❤️❤️❤️
Did you see him blush when Sara said "awwwwwwwww!!!"
oh fvck off.... *wheezzz
5:57 “Nebraska. There’s nothing there!”
As someone from Nebraska, I can confirm, there is nothing at all.
I picture Caesar entering the battle was like Thor entering Wakanda from Infinity war
Same 😂
"What's a Gal Gadot?"
Legendary.
so this is basically a 20 minute commercial, about the fact, that public eductaion in the USA needs a lot more funding.
i mean like A LOT
This is buzzfeed. They hire almost exclusively morons.
TBF, this battle's just a small part of Roman history, which you would need to spend a dedicated semester on =at minimum= to do justice.
Jaghatai Khan
What did yhey get wrong?
eductaion
Yes.
Lmao right
“What is it with people tryna claim more land”
The hole tiny, but packed content of Europe having 2 world wars over it
“Am I a joke to you?”
I think my favourite part of rewatching the Shane Cinematic Historical Universe is realizing that a lot of Puppet History guests were guests on Ruining History
at 9:02, did y'all see Shane's face when Sara mentioned aliens and all the others agreed?? that was the look of defeat
why . . . whY don't they teach history like this in classroom??!? This was so suspensful, so fun, I'd neVER skip
I don't know if it was just my school but we learned about this battle and alot of other ones.
Jenny Justiniano I'd love history if it was taught like this in school
Lloyd Nix i think she was referring to they way they talk about this historical event. it is not boring. It is interactive and funny
Ceaser: Wanna see my build a wall
Also Ceaser: Wanna see me do it again
6:26
Lost it at "baristas hate him"
I prolly would have put "ver..vincent" on his latte cup