HELLO. Shane here! Hope you enjoy this saucy little yarn. If you're eager for more Puppet History, don't miss the next episode dropping on April 9th. And in the meantime, if you need to get more of the fuzzy little blue guy into your life, we've rolled out some Professor merch over at watcherstore.com and, frankly, uh, I can't get enough of it. Also I'll be dropping behind-the-scenes commentary for this episode over on patreon.com/watcher this weekend so swing by there for that and lots of other exclusive treats. Lastly: thanks for watchin'!
@@truthisobjective7628 , it's my favorite for precisely this reason! With Ryan poking fun at The Professor and sometimes engaging with Shane directly, you need a guest who dives headfirst into the whimsy of the whole situation for contrast.
i kinda just realized the professor having jellybeans in his satchel is a reference to when they gave ryan and shane makeovers and ryan said offhandedly “you can keep your jellybeans in there” about shane’s tiny shoulder bag
As to Jeanne’s "happy ending": She actually escaped to London, where she died in 1791 at 35 after falling out a window while fleeing some debt collectors.
I love that not only does she have SUCH a good time but she’s such a good time to Be Around that she’s in every season! It truly makes me so happy that she’s an unofficial 3rd member/reoccurring member
The fact that Kate wanted the trophy so so bad the entire time and when it was a tie she instantly said "Ryan you can have it," she is too good for this world
She didn't change it, Marie Antoinette is just the french equivalent of Maria Antonia and since she married the french king and lived in france of course everybody called her by the french version.
I love how enthusiastic Kate was for all this, the energy she brought to the game was so much fun, I also love how creative Shane’s getting to be, very reminiscent of the Hot Daga series
Shane is having so much fun with this show and it’s so apparent. I also think Kate had such a good time. I had missed Ruining History and this reminds me so much of it and it’s so much fun.
@@chaiantoinnette1667 Sadly Buzzfeed axed it, someone said its because of the majority comments/feedback asking when the next unsolved episode was, and they didn't do as well as unsolved
shae good thing the idea found more space here on Watcher because its too fun not to exist lol. Shane has such a knack for it; i kinda wish he'd even do a series for kids like Mr.Rogers. it's just wholesome yet clever.
22:05 *The Professor:* "It started out as a grift! How did it end up like this?" *Kate, having the time of her life:* "It was only a grift! It was only a grift!"
I’m glad that it was stated Marie was a scapegoat and not all that bad a person- I personally get very frustrated with the false narrative that she was a horrible person, when her last words were her apology for stepping on her **EXECUTIONERS** foot
Just as angry as I get when the song ‘Rasputin’ comes on because there is absolutely no evidence to say the Tsarina ever had a romantic relationship with him
While she was definitely a scapegoat, she was also a monarch, and while polite, not a good person, and definitely deserved the death, just not the blame
Shane’s musical ability is actually shockingly good. Like, i’m majoring in music and the composition of that song is INSANE. Not to mention the rhythm of the lyrics fits so well, and the melody is really good, just ignore me gEEKING OUT OVER HERE,,
Shane is madly talented at music and storytelling. His ability to making these stories so entertaining is absolute, pure talent. He just has a great knack for knowing what an audience wants. What a man
I imagine him just putting his hand on the wall and smoking a cigar to take a break from this weird-ass teaching job where he only has 2 students at a time.
Can you imagine being some pretty young French thing, having a good time with your soldier boyfriend, and then all of a sudden he and his wife (his WIFE) tell you to put on a super-nice dress, an expensive-ass wig, a shitton of makeup, and send you to Versailles in the middle of the night to meet some rando who keeps calling you "Your Majesty" and give him a letter while they hide in the bushes and watch, and then when you ask, "Uh... so what was that about?" your boyfriend's like "Don't worry about it..."
@@lorendaemon7945 i like how you think... imagine one day Ryan actually wins and he goes to the door all excited to get his jelly beans only to realize *the cup is emtpy*
Professor: It started out as a grift, how did it end up like this? Kate: It was only a grift Me and Kate: *IT WAS ONLY A GRIFT* Ryan: disappointedly shakes head
I am still rolling from the professor losing his cool and snapping "That's enough!!!" at 3:52 . Who knew a puppet could stare someone down with so much contempt!? One of my favorite bits thus far :D
But no joke can we talk about Shane’s singing voice?? Like he really has potential with his voice and I’m happy he’s using it for something so creative and funny like this. I knew he had a really good singing voice from the hot daga and I’m genuinely so impressed by his creativity with the songs and skits with the puppets
totally!!! his songs in the hot daga were so good. i felt like no one appreciated them :( it’s so nice to see him obviously using more creativity in these videos
You just opened up a whole freakin’ universe! Bruv I didn’t even know that song existed! Thank you for this comment. You may have just founded the future play list to my wedding/funeral/resurrection from the dead because Jesus will lift me up with Shane’s jams.
19:56 "rohan asked them to spare him the humiliation of being publicly arrested. [brief silence] he was publicly arrested" has the exact same vibe as olaf in frozen 2 "well at least they have their parents ! [bell rings] their parents are DEAD."
rewatching this after the season 4 finale, and honestly i think this is where it all went wrong. if ryan had never gotten to touch the coveted cup, if he had never experienced the taste of victory, he would have resigned to infinite loss, but now that he knows what it means to hold (share) the title of history master, he will stop at nothing, and it will cost everything. and even if he won outright, and didn't have to share, he would never have been so bitter, and it would never have gone too far. this is like seeing a car accident and being unable to look away.
*Macarena Mella Figueroa* The editing here is soooooo much better. Like, the Ruining History editing when that ping sound came on every time a text appeared actually triggers me lol
my only issue with watcher's schedule is that i have to wait so long between puppet history episodes. i love the other series, but there's a puppet history sized hole in my heart.
that "i love jelly beans" then the soft "i know" then ryan giggling like a little boy was one of the most wholesome interactions i've ever seen. boy... what have we come to.....
kenna163 yeah I hear the music in the background of random stuff all the time. Even a random zoo tv show once when an ostrich came on screen!🤣 It was hilarious!
OH SEEDing chart! I thought he said seating chart and thought the dude was charting who would sit on him next. I was so ready to accept Ryan thought this dude was just really meticulous about planning his affairs.
"It was only a grift" "I went to Puppet U!" How great. The way this story is so told is so fun and informative! "Don't compliment yourself" hahaha loved that rap, Shane is so creative!
The way Shane said “I know” after Ryan mentioned he loved jelly beans at 27.57 was just so.. heartwarming. Like Shane’s friendship with Ryan is so strong he even knows the littlest things about Ryan that makes him happy. So lovely.
Melted my heart. Such a sweet and subtle moment for the two. They do rib the hell out of each other given the chance but in the end they have such a bond. Love them both!
I literally came into the comments to say just this. It's the softness in his voice! Like of course the prize is his best friend's favourite candy! I can't..
Kate in this video: “I learned so much” Kate during her fourth time on the show: “I don’t really pay attention to the story, I haven’t learned anything” 😂😂
oh my god kate is so funny and sweet!! she matches ryan and shane's chaotic energy, but in such a cute way. professor, please give her Nicest Horsegirl Trophy and bring her back as a special guest next season
Picture this: The auditorium is dark. The curtain is closed. Then, from the speakers..... “Hey... it’s me. That big pile of diamonds “ And everyone goes *WILD*!
Curtains raised, revealing a tiny puppet theater, and from that puppet theater a diamond necklace puppet starts singing. Colorful strobe lights fill the auditorium.
the more i get these, the more i feel bad for Buzzfeed since they dropped Ruining History not realizing what a gem it is to make a chaotic show about history, comedy, illustration and musicials.
Kate is totally my favorite here, her losing her shit is like all of us. Also now we know that Shane knows about Ryan's jelly bean love and is bribing him to be on his show.
OH WOW THIS WAS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT Kate was an amazing guest, her enthusiasm is so infectious, I loved her!! Absolutely lost my shit during the song omfg this is such an excellent show you guys, just. Wow. This was so good.
Kate needs to be a regular on this, she was a joy to watch and her enjoyment of it made it all the better, This is a great show guys your really on to something!
official petition to clone Shane so that he can replace all history teachers. HE LEGITIMATELY MAKES THESE STORIES SO ENTERTAINING I COULDNT FORGET THEM IF I TRIED
I had a history teacher like Shane during junior year of high school for World History. Best damn class ever! So amazing learning about things and events and people from someone so enthusiastic. It sparked my interest in learning about history by watching documentaries about ancient civilizations and other obscure happenings in medieval times etc.
My senior year of highschool, my history teacher was a bit like Shane. He'd get super excited about things that we were talking about, and it was cute!
HELLO. Shane here! Hope you enjoy this saucy little yarn. If you're eager for more Puppet History, don't miss the next episode dropping on April 9th. And in the meantime, if you need to get more of the fuzzy little blue guy into your life, we've rolled out some Professor merch over at watcherstore.com and, frankly, uh, I can't get enough of it. Also I'll be dropping behind-the-scenes commentary for this episode over on patreon.com/watcher this weekend so swing by there for that and lots of other exclusive treats. Lastly: thanks for watchin'!
all hail the watcher
can you make a professor hoodie ???
release the professor's songs on any music platform i beg of you they are fire
please release it sooner thats so long to wait!!!
Watcher 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 puppetry must be so freeing... to tell the whole story. the questions and audience dialogue works really well! Well done!
kate is such a ray of sunshine omg. she was so receptive to this strange strange history lesson and i loved every second of it
She seriously reminds me of Mabel from gravity falls!
a g r e e d
She was definitely a part of why this one was so good!
@@truthisobjective7628 , it's my favorite for precisely this reason! With Ryan poking fun at The Professor and sometimes engaging with Shane directly, you need a guest who dives headfirst into the whimsy of the whole situation for contrast.
@@anniehendrix2623 and Ryan is dipper lol
The professor feels like a real person. Like I know it's Shane, but at the same time he feels like his own living entity.
The professor is WHO now?
Really? I feel like it is Shane in his true form :p
@@brookemae3252 shane
What? XD this is shanes true demon form XD
That's how you know Shane is doing something right. I forget that the Professor is a puppet sometimes.
"Hey its me, the queen, I need money"
Nigerian Prince scams before Nigerian Prince scams
Someone should try this scam email and see if it works
LMAO-
So you think that so-called 'prince' read about this story and got inspired by it?
shane madej could have written hamilton but lin manuel miranda couldn’t have written pile of diamonds
agreed
@@cunkjunk I definitely come back at least once a month to listen to it! 😄
I’ve never read anything truer
say that king !
it has been a full year since i first read this comment, late at night, and i haven't been able to forget it
R: "I love jelly beans,"
S: "I know,"
Shane said that so softly. True friendship, insult each other, give each other stuff they like
theotherone and Ryan’s smile after Shane said I know
i was just about to comment this i'm yELLING INWARDLY
TIMESTAMP PLEASE 😭
It was so s o f t
Yeahhh awwwww
Jeweller: i will kill myself if you do not buy
Marie Antoinette: Ok Boehmer
you deserve an award for this comment
You deserve the coveted cup of the history master
HAH!!!!! I screamed
DEAD
Take my upvote, you beauty!
Kate's looks of pure joy during this ep were everything, my depression is cured, my crops are watered, my trophy is full of jellybeans
Kate enjoying ever moment :D Me :-)
I LOVE HER i didnt know who she was before this but now i want her to make at least a small cameo in every Watcher video. Every single one.
Put Kate on the payroll
@@partlyironic you should watch ruining history 😊 she was in that show with shane and ryan.
YES! AGREED!
"well that is insane, that is absolutely insane-"
"YOU SAID GENITAL ORIGAMI"
To be fair, I wasn’t looking at the screen to read the answers and thought that’s what he meant too
“WHY WOULD YOU-“
I was laughing so hard at that part my stomach was in genuinely agonizing pain.
I swear to god, buzzfeed projects don't do Shane justice. The man's a freaking acting/music/comedic genius!!!!
This is the one I consider the crown 👑 jewel 💎 of them all.
I know, right?! He makes me wanna take the puppetry class at my college.
Probably one of the reasons he's not at buzzfeed anymore
@@drewmkelly he is still at buzzfeed.
@@breannaadams4058 I thought their video of "why we left buzzfeed" meant they weren't there anymore?
i kinda just realized the professor having jellybeans in his satchel is a reference to when they gave ryan and shane makeovers and ryan said offhandedly “you can keep your jellybeans in there” about shane’s tiny shoulder bag
Marty G. They made a similar comment in one of their Sims play through. I think Shane gave Ryan’s Sim a satchel ‘for his jellybeans.’
I literally just watched the video before coming here and you’re right!!!
omg you're right!!
Someone needs to make a compilation of everytime they've mentioned Jelly Beans lmao
Marty G. Love your profile picture 💕💕💕💞💞
As to Jeanne’s "happy ending": She actually escaped to London, where she died in 1791 at 35 after falling out a window while fleeing some debt collectors.
Is this true? Please let it be true
Wow what a way to go
Mycenaeus I- oop
what a wild gal
never stop chasing your dreams
or running from the consequences
Sucks there wasn't a well under that window
Kate's little "this is the most fun I've had in a long time" was so sweet. She seems like a blast to have around!
I love that not only does she have SUCH a good time but she’s such a good time to Be Around that she’s in every season! It truly makes me so happy that she’s an unofficial 3rd member/reoccurring member
Righttt, she is so sweet!
She's literally one of my favorite guests
She reminds me of one of my co-workers who is a total sweetheart, I bet everyone who works with her has nothing but the kindest things to say 😊
kate throughout the whole thing: i want the cup so bad >:(
kate immediately after tieing: you can have it ryan :)
she's such a sweetheart omg
i love kate istg
When was that?
She’s a babe
Aw : 3
@Wynn Wynn what?
I wonder if shane's back hurts from carrying the entire music industry
And buzzfeed
haha
tHiS
He shares with Taylor Swift
Best comment
“YOU WANT SOME PROFESSOR?”
Everyone: YASSSSS
YASSSSS
The fact that Kate wanted the trophy so so bad the entire time and when it was a tie she instantly said "Ryan you can have it," she is too good for this world
She’s the best guest!!
THE SHEER CHAOTIC ENERGY THAT THIS TRIO POSSESSES: UNPARALLELED
YEs
I can’t tell if you’re talking about Shane, Ryan, and Kate or Jeanne, Rohan, and Marie Antoinette but either way I appreciate it
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT AND PUT IT IN WORDS, YES.
Yeah I love it when Kate is tagged in for a video with Ryan and Shane. You can tell they're great friends
"Who was Maria Theresa's daughter?"
If you just wrote "Maria", you would have correctly named 11 daughters out of 11 daughters.
@@JustAChinesePleb Marie Antoinette was born Maria, and all of her sisters were named Maria. So, **Maria
@@JustAChinesePleb she was born Maria Antonia and then changed it to be more frenchy
@@JeffIsAKiller I thought she changed it tho?
@@ellie2819 Yea, lmao that's what I wrote. If you change your name... It's changed. That's how it works 😂
She didn't change it, Marie Antoinette is just the french equivalent of Maria Antonia and since she married the french king and lived in france of course everybody called her by the french version.
Finding out Shane used to have a ventriliquist dummy when he was younger makes this all make so much more sense
I read that as “Shane used to be a ventriloquist dummy” and I honestly didn’t question it.
I love how enthusiastic Kate was for all this, the energy she brought to the game was so much fun, I also love how creative Shane’s getting to be, very reminiscent of the Hot Daga series
Gravity Gallifrey Falls my thoughts exactly!! thank u for the comment +++
I feel like this is a hotdaga + ruining history combo and I LOVE IT!!!!
GALLIFREY FALLLIIINNGG
I wanna see a Kate vs big apple Steve episode
As creative as Hot Daga, and far less annoying.
Shane is having so much fun with this show and it’s so apparent. I also think Kate had such a good time. I had missed Ruining History and this reminds me so much of it and it’s so much fun.
same!! like what happened to ruining history they don't have new eps. hopefully this one gets more eps ahaha
@@chaiantoinnette1667 I'd guess it's a BuzzFeed brand that they couldn't bring over, much like Unsolved.
@@chaiantoinnette1667 Sadly Buzzfeed axed it, someone said its because of the majority comments/feedback asking when the next unsolved episode was, and they didn't do as well as unsolved
shae good thing the idea found more space here on Watcher because its too fun not to exist lol. Shane has such a knack for it; i kinda wish he'd even do a series for kids like Mr.Rogers. it's just wholesome yet clever.
shae someone at buzzfeed said that?
I experienced every emotion that Kate felt during this, like true amazement and fun and suspense. This is my favorite show on this channel officially
Also about historical horses getting hurt, "all the time, I think about it all the time" was a mood
Me too! I love this new format.
Me too, Kate was my spirit sister and I love her.
Same, I have been hanging out for this new episode and watching the black plague one over and over
I had the same thing - every Kate said and did was just spot on, comedy gold
22:05
*The Professor:* "It started out as a grift! How did it end up like this?"
*Kate, having the time of her life:* "It was only a grift! It was only a grift!"
I laughed until i chocked lmaaaaooooo
in my opinion the most underrated moment of this whole video
Me.
And just like that, the song is stuck in my head.
Now I’m fallin asleep and she’s calling a cab
Literally Shane is just a history loving nerd and is constantly dissapointed not by the history, but by those he educates lmao
This feels accurate
Basically my history teacher from high school lol
Sounds like every highschool history teacher ever.
Can Shane please be my history teacher?
Kate, with pain: "I don't know!"
The Professor (Shane), with warmth: "Guys just pick one it's okay!"
So sweet
Whaa? Are you trying to say Shane is the Professor? But Shane isn't blue and is way taller. I don't think Shane ever went to Puppet University either.
@@yardwolves2773 yeah shane doesnt have fur either
Quality dad content
I’m sorry are just going to ignore the fact that shane’s a musical genius
he is. he really is.
We been knew since the Hot Daga
Where is Shane’s Grammy?
He absolutely is
So far the best song from puppet history
I’m glad that it was stated Marie was a scapegoat and not all that bad a person- I personally get very frustrated with the false narrative that she was a horrible person, when her last words were her apology for stepping on her **EXECUTIONERS** foot
And it was incredibly sad that her son was basically tortured after her death and died so young.
Boy, those last words hit hard, i feel really bad for her
Ok yeah she was absolutely a scapegoat but also polite people aren't necessarily good people
Just as angry as I get when the song ‘Rasputin’ comes on because there is absolutely no evidence to say the Tsarina ever had a romantic relationship with him
While she was definitely a scapegoat, she was also a monarch, and while polite, not a good person, and definitely deserved the death, just not the blame
Ryan: “I love jellybeans.”
Shane: “I know you do!”
Ryan: *soft laugh*
just best friend tings
my lil heart went :D
27:57
Wendy Ochoa you a real one
Shane’s musical ability is actually shockingly good. Like, i’m majoring in music and the composition of that song is INSANE. Not to mention the rhythm of the lyrics fits so well, and the melody is really good, just ignore me gEEKING OUT OVER HERE,,
ODIRION : same here - been replaying that part A LOT! brilliant every time. 😁
@@thealbanianlorg6542 yeah me too! Best song in puppet history so far!
Hexacore Official the song slaps as whole but everything after “... when they’re anthropomorphic” is GOLD
Shane is madly talented at music and storytelling. His ability to making these stories so entertaining is absolute, pure talent.
He just has a great knack for knowing what an audience wants.
What a man
@watcher i need this on spotify please
“He begged them to spare him the shame and scandal of being publicly arrested...He was publicly arrested.”
I almost spit out my drink 😂
The professor's little hand in the corner is killing me.
Same, I’m wheezing so hard😂
I imagine him just putting his hand on the wall and smoking a cigar to take a break from this weird-ass teaching job where he only has 2 students at a time.
@@araw_buwan I picture him smoking more like the Ben Affleck gone girl meme
@@araw_buwan technically arent we also his students 😳
@@urlocalparadise oh shit you're right
Can you imagine being some pretty young French thing, having a good time with your soldier boyfriend, and then all of a sudden he and his wife (his WIFE) tell you to put on a super-nice dress, an expensive-ass wig, a shitton of makeup, and send you to Versailles in the middle of the night to meet some rando who keeps calling you "Your Majesty" and give him a letter while they hide in the bushes and watch, and then when you ask, "Uh... so what was that about?" your boyfriend's like "Don't worry about it..."
The mistress new about the wife and she new she was dressing up as the queen.
@@owensfunhouse6507 geez its a joke ya fun drainer
‘twas a wild era y’all.
@@owensfunhouse6507 *knew
Kate is delightful! Her enthusiasm added to the entertainment. Please have her guest often.
YES!! She's like a ray of joy & I hope she's a guest in the second season too!
Agreed, she's so adorable
YESSS Also Jermaine!
You got your wish! She is back in season 2!
PETITION TO PUT THE PILE OF DIAMONS SONG ON SPOTIFY
On everything!!!!!!!!!! Put it everywhere!!!!!!!❤️
@@tigerfreak666 Yessss
Put the other puppet history songs too!
It sounded like one of those hidden RHCP gems, to be honest. I fucks with that.
YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this ladies and gentlemen, is the closest Ryan Bergara has ever gotten to winning that coveted lil trophy.
This didn't age well 😭
Ohhhh how the turns have _tabled_ ……
@@timberlyncarthins6096 RIP for the homie
Not anymore
Until now…
“i love jellybeans”
“i know”
will i ever have a friendship this sweet
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE REALIZED HOW SWEET IT WAS YAYY
it was just like "I love jellybeans!" "I know" "giggle"
@@boom_its_rory can't be TOO sweet. Never lets him win them
@@lorendaemon7945 i like how you think... imagine one day Ryan actually wins and he goes to the door all excited to get his jelly beans only to realize *the cup is emtpy*
I've had so many fake friendships and i just want a real one like this
Ha ha sweet get it
Kate, practically in tears, "it was only a grift, it was only a grift"
Cinematic masterpiece
I was laughing out loud at this and I could hear my husband sigh from across the room 🤣
the fact that they used the unsolved soundtrack for the secret meeting was sending me especially with Ryan's "was she a ghost"
I was hoping someone else had noticed :)
I thought it felt familiar!
Kudos to the person on the Watcher team that made the playlist go in ACTUAL chronological order 👏
I come back every now and again just to listen to the masterpiece that is the pile of diamonds song. I want it on Spotify.
Lilly T : same here - why is it so amazing and catchy?! just love it! 😁❤️💕
I come back to rewatch this whole video like every week or so
Kate appreciates and cherishes The Professor as much as I do
Same, that's exactly why I'm here right now
I want pretty much all of Shane’s songs in Spotify. Puppet History? Sure! Hotdaga? Heck ya!
*WHEN THEY'RE ANTHROPOMORPHIC*
Professor: It started out as a grift, how did it end up like this?
Kate: It was only a grift
Me and Kate: *IT WAS ONLY A GRIFT*
Ryan: disappointedly shakes head
i'm so glad this little joke was caught lmao
I love Shane trying not to laugh when he tried to move the story forward
I don’t understand, what’s the joke here regarding “grift?”
“I went to Puppet U”
I need to see a Professor prequel series in my lifetime.
Tales from Puppet U
@Pickle I wanna know if that was an ad-lib line & they made the photo to go with it afterwards.
Olivia Eaton I do like to think that there’s an insane amount of images created in advance of the Professor in various guises and scenarios.
I am still rolling from the professor losing his cool and snapping "That's enough!!!" at 3:52 . Who knew a puppet could stare someone down with so much contempt!? One of my favorite bits thus far :D
But no joke can we talk about Shane’s singing voice?? Like he really has potential with his voice and I’m happy he’s using it for something so creative and funny like this. I knew he had a really good singing voice from the hot daga and I’m genuinely so impressed by his creativity with the songs and skits with the puppets
totally!!! his songs in the hot daga were so good. i felt like no one appreciated them :( it’s so nice to see him obviously using more creativity in these videos
brine shrimp ikr!
You just opened up a whole freakin’ universe! Bruv I didn’t even know that song existed! Thank you for this comment. You may have just founded the future play list to my wedding/funeral/resurrection from the dead because Jesus will lift me up with Shane’s jams.
Rachel White I’ve never related to a comment so much 😂
Even him singing his opera thing in the dark of a haunted house lol
The professor has such an empty gaze within his eyes it's comedic gold
“Wait, wait!”
“*squished by the curtain* what?! What do you want?”
I love the puppet so much
19:56 "rohan asked them to spare him the humiliation of being publicly arrested. [brief silence] he was publicly arrested" has the exact same vibe as olaf in frozen 2 "well at least they have their parents ! [bell rings] their parents are DEAD."
Ryan: i love jelly beans
Shane: i know
Ryan: hehe
I'm sorry these two just-
I'm crying i'm so happy over their friendship
It was such a wholesome moment
timestamp?
@@peepeecrusher5765 27:56
The Professor saying 'huh' and 'what' was adorable at 5:03
He sounded so genuinely distressed.
it was so cute
THANK YOU. I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS PART FOR AGES
@@bridgetteemily5570 I got you
He sounds like a confused child! It's so adorable!
This..this was the starting point of “Hi i am a Nigerian Prince” scam wasn’t it
As a Nigerian that is one of the best things to come out of our Country even if it’s just in name
French queen
@@solodecade interesting, same here but I kinda hate that that's what we're known for don't you think?
7h1nk3r Blackliquid I agree, it kinda paints us in a bad light. I’m glad they at least know of your existence though.
Bonjour, je suis the queen of France uhhh j'taime fromage and send money. Xx Antoinette
rewatching this after the season 4 finale, and honestly i think this is where it all went wrong. if ryan had never gotten to touch the coveted cup, if he had never experienced the taste of victory, he would have resigned to infinite loss, but now that he knows what it means to hold (share) the title of history master, he will stop at nothing, and it will cost everything. and even if he won outright, and didn't have to share, he would never have been so bitter, and it would never have gone too far. this is like seeing a car accident and being unable to look away.
That necklace be spittin bars, QUESTION FOR SHANE: will you release an album of all the puppet history songs?
Maddie Maskell We NEED that! Put it on spotify bitch!!
please say yes
DROP THE SPOTIFY LINK!!!
I REALLY HOPE HE DOES
omg that would be the best
Ryan: "Was she a ghost?"
Ryan to you EVERYTHING is a ghost 😂😂
Use commas.
Dez Nutes oh shit, it’s grammarly
Nicole Tuscano I'm DEAD
@@nicoldtea7479 Oh shit, it's grammarly.*
[ryan] i love jelly beans
[shane, very softly] i know
ryan [giggles]
they're so cute
That goofy laugh, oh my god. Just the sweetest duo.
loonastro They’re so great.
"He never looks happy. He either looks indifferent or very disappointed and angry"
My two moods.
Ruining history: who are you?
Puppet history: you, but better
*Macarena Mella Figueroa*
The editing here is soooooo much better. Like, the Ruining History editing when that ping sound came on every time a text appeared actually triggers me lol
its true and you should say it!
I still do miss Ruining History, but this is a great show. I'd take both in a perfect world but this is more than ok in my book. 👍
It's just like the British TV show Horrible Histories, but with swearing.
I haven’t heard a truer statement
my only issue with watcher's schedule is that i have to wait so long between puppet history episodes. i love the other series, but there's a puppet history sized hole in my heart.
Are we not going to talk about
" horses are hard to animate"
" like I tried my best and this straight up sucks"
AS AN ARTIST I FELT THIS
"... when they are anthropomorphic."
choir: *when they are anthropomorphic*
Underrated moment
*cut my head off*
He used anthropomorphic in song and made it work. That's fcking impressive.
Genuinely just bust that out almost daily lol
that "i love jelly beans" then the soft "i know" then ryan giggling like a little boy was one of the most wholesome interactions i've ever seen.
boy... what have we come to.....
I remember Kate from one episode of Ruining History and I LOVED her, I'm so happy to see her as one of the guests.
She had this short roommate series on buzzfeed violet that was very funny.
Opposite sex roomate was amazing
YES I missed the opposite roommates series so muchh
She clearly had a blast, and I don't think Steven was too keen on the whole puppet thing, so I'll bet we see more of Kate in the future.
Promila Sachdeva That was one of my fave buzzfeed series! It was so funny!
I can’t believe that’s her! Or that I didn’t notice xD
Oh my god I couldn’t breathe when Ryan was trying to explain what he thought “seating chart” meant.
THAT WAS FUCKING TOO MUCH I JAVE A DIRTY ASS MIND AND NOT EVEN I COULD'VE EVEN THOUGHT CLOSE TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAHAHA
“Seeding chart”
to be fair, he doesn't see the text we see. he only hears the question, and Shane didn't emphasize the T in seating, so it did sound like seeding
Not to mention the Professor DID say “risqué seating charts” immediately after saying “genital origami”
The professor looks like Elmo after a break up and told his hairdresser that he wanted something different🤣
Love the video
I would actually love to see the professor to show up in the show as Elmo's quircky uncle
No joke, after my last breakup I dyed my buzzcut "break up blue"
He looks like Cookie Monster if went to college and watched a lot of Indiana Jones movies.
@@rosephinebakerson2701 you're weird
The professor talking about the necklace: grotesque, unbearable, resembled chainmail
Kate: "I think it was beautiful you just couldn't wear it"
I’m with Kate here I’d wear something like that if I could, it doesn’t look bad at all.
10:48 * BuzzFeed unsolved music starts playing*
Me: hey wrong show
damira I noticed that too🤣🤣
kenna163 yeah I hear the music in the background of random stuff all the time. Even a random zoo tv show once when an ostrich came on screen!🤣 It was hilarious!
What's the title of that?
The professor is the only thing keeping me going
Lmao “Horse are hard to animate. Like I tried my actual best and this straight-up sucks.” It was amazing! 😂😂😂
NIGHT GOJI time stamp?
Cassidy Chhay 20:16
“I love jelly beans”
“I know”
“Heheh”
My heart
😭😭
“he begged them to spare him the shame and scandal of being publicly arrested.... he was publicly arrested.” DEaD
the slowly increasing outrage about Ryan saying Seeding Chart is murdering me
Oh, /seeding/ chart, okay, now I get what the hell he was talking about. His backpedaling confused me to much to understand what he said.
@@englishatheart Nooooooooooooo! 😭
OH SEEDing chart! I thought he said seating chart and thought the dude was charting who would sit on him next. I was so ready to accept Ryan thought this dude was just really meticulous about planning his affairs.
@@maroonggirl omg same :D
I thought the same thing so j experienced that shame along with him
"It was only a grift" "I went to Puppet U!" How great. The way this story is so told is so fun and informative! "Don't compliment yourself" hahaha loved that rap, Shane is so creative!
"how did it end up like this, it was only a grift" that what the Killer line right there :D
Queen: hates him.
Him: SEMPAI NOTICED ME.
"that stack of diamonds has bars" OH YES IT DOES, I DID NOT EXPECT SUCH A BOP! Please release the necklace's song on Spotify cause oml
As long as there's songs in this series, they should be on spotify,,, we NEED the songs on spotify
psycho illogical I AGREE
TRUEE
That rap though 🎶 and rhyming was spot on 👌
BOTH SONGS! They’re so good and funny!
The way Shane said “I know” after Ryan mentioned he loved jelly beans at 27.57 was just so.. heartwarming. Like Shane’s friendship with Ryan is so strong he even knows the littlest things about Ryan that makes him happy. So lovely.
Melted my heart. Such a sweet and subtle moment for the two. They do rib the hell out of each other given the chance but in the end they have such a bond. Love them both!
I literally came into the comments to say just this. It's the softness in his voice! Like of course the prize is his best friend's favourite candy! I can't..
And Ryan's little chuckle after ❤️
AND HE NEVER LETS HIM WIN THEM. He planned the psychological torture of Ryan watching someone else win his favourite candy every week. It's amazing.
Ryan also does cute things... Like throwing tie breakers.
why does the song at the end smack so hard?? im genuinely pissed off about this why is it so funky
I keep coming back to listen to it... I wish there was an extended version on Spotify or something... It's a real banger.
Kate in this video: “I learned so much”
Kate during her fourth time on the show: “I don’t really pay attention to the story, I haven’t learned anything” 😂😂
oh my god kate is so funny and sweet!! she matches ryan and shane's chaotic energy, but in such a cute way. professor, please give her Nicest Horsegirl Trophy and bring her back as a special guest next season
Dammit Shane that diamond pile’s song is gonna be in my head for YEARS. We stan a puppet who provides bops.
I feel like Shane would be incredible if he wrote a musical. Everytime he writes a song I want to hear more. Like shane could create the new Hamilton-
As a musical nerd, I approve this message.
Picture this:
The auditorium is dark. The curtain is closed. Then, from the speakers.....
“Hey... it’s me. That big pile of diamonds “
And everyone goes *WILD*!
Curtains raised, revealing a tiny puppet theater, and from that puppet theater a diamond necklace puppet starts singing. Colorful strobe lights fill the auditorium.
Gian Carlo Vicaldo To the sounds of thousands of adoring fans, who know every word
shane could write hamilton but lin manual miranda could never write puppet history
literally a year later, “pile of diamonds” is unironically still one of my favorite songs
4:00 The professor's face can't even change and yet he looks so done. 😆😂
the more i get these, the more i feel bad for Buzzfeed since they dropped Ruining History not realizing what a gem it is to make a chaotic show about history, comedy, illustration and musicials.
Kate is totally my favorite here, her losing her shit is like all of us.
Also now we know that Shane knows about Ryan's jelly bean love and is bribing him to be on his show.
Kate is my favorite guest in Ruining History as well. She's funny and her laugh is super infectious.
When are we getting an episode about the french people who danced till they died?
pERIOD
YASSSS WE NEED THAT!!!!!!!
Shane has said that they are releasing one, I don't know when that will be though.
YASSSS
today!!
Ryan: "I love jelly beans"
Shane: ( affectionately)"I know"
Me: dying from the feels!!
OH WOW THIS WAS INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT Kate was an amazing guest, her enthusiasm is so infectious, I loved her!! Absolutely lost my shit during the song omfg this is such an excellent show you guys, just. Wow. This was so good.
Has Shane ever met the Professor? I think those two would really hit it off. Ryan should watch his back.
*I wonder-*
They'd be such a pair!
I like the think Shane was doing this alone in his bedroom long before making this show was a possibility
I mean, it's the only way.
hot dog saga tho
This is how he processes life
Yeah he definitely did. If you went to his basement you'll probably find elaborate puppet sets and various history puppets
Sara must've felt weeeeiiird
the professor just going "HUH?" loudly every time over whatever he doesn't want to hear from ryan is absolutely iconic
Bruh if we don't get a Puppet History soundtrack on Spotify I'm gonna riot
this was great but it made me think of gene, who was french fries. rip gene, who was french fries.
Kelly the beloved gene
Bob's Burgers need to hire Shane. Dude is genuinely musically gifted.
and Kate! just to hear a BB character with her laugh.
This show is proof that Shane Madej is one of the most talented people and I'm so glad he gets to show that
Why is no one talking about the horse animation and the "I tried my actual best and this straight up sucks" I'm CRYING
shane’s soft “i know” when ryan said he loves jellybeans 😭😭😭 shane, did you only put jellybeans in there because you know ryan loves them?
He did, 100%. Best friend vibes.
Wait when?
Army Forever 27:57
I was thinking the same thing. I thought "awwwwwe BFFs"
and Ryan's little giggle
sometimes i will wake up at 4am in a cold sweat and hear “whEN THEYRE ANTHROPOMORPHIC!” in my head
Ik ur comments super old but, I just wanted to say, are you sure you weren't being turned into a puppet or being haunted by one?
STRAIGHT UP the best show on Watcher. Shane is in his element.
Kate needs to be a regular on this, she was a joy to watch and her enjoyment of it made it all the better, This is a great show guys your really on to something!
Ry-Ry Hell yeah, she was awesome!
worddd
official petition to clone Shane so that he can replace all history teachers. HE LEGITIMATELY MAKES THESE STORIES SO ENTERTAINING I COULDNT FORGET THEM IF I TRIED
IKK FRRR and wuts cool is that u learn all this history in less than an hour
I had a history teacher like Shane during junior year of high school for World History. Best damn class ever! So amazing learning about things and events and people from someone so enthusiastic. It sparked my interest in learning about history by watching documentaries about ancient civilizations and other obscure happenings in medieval times etc.
Big mood.
My senior year of highschool, my history teacher was a bit like Shane. He'd get super excited about things that we were talking about, and it was cute!
That idea kinda sounds like the beginning of a dystopian future. Just basically an army of Shanes that take over the world and dance on a bridge
It's just impossible to not be affected by just how much fun they're all having
It's infectious
Yes this was the most fun I’ve had in a while too Kate 😂