Apparently when Stalin died, 2.5 million were released from the gulags whose only crime was making a joke. Humour cuts through to the reality, anyone who appreciates a joke realises there is a truth revealed by it, which they agree with by laughing. (Laughter is social grooming, makes the same feelgood bonding chemicals that primates get a dose of when grooming each other's hair).
For my sins, I tried to join Greater Manchester Police when I was in my early 20s, and got as far as the final day of assessment. This involved role-playing, where you were put behind a desk, and told that you were the sole officer in a station, and to deal with whatever came through the door. A plain clothes cop playing an angry citizen came barging in, thumping his fist on the desk and getting right in my face. I almost laughed at him, but instead just tried to calm him. This approach got me failed for not being assertive enough; yes, they really do want you to be a bastard and to use whatever means necessary to get unruly people to comply. When I found out, I realised I'd dodged a bullet; if you have to change your personality to be a cop, then that's not something I'm interested in. Ironically, a lad who was in my year at school-who regularly got pushed around and was about as popular as herpes at a swingers party-also applied at the same time and was accepted. Him being from a minority may or may not have had something to do with it.
One of my sister's exs joined GMP, he left after a couple of years because he couldn't stand the cover-ups of what happened in stations and that there were so many cops who were more interested in a ruck on a Saturday night than anything else. TBH, I could have told him all this before he joined and that he was too nice of a lad for the filth anyway. Glad he got out of before they turned him nasty too.
Being a minority might have helped, but they probably recognised that chip on his shoulder and his very probable thirst to exact revenge on all and sundry
what's a minority? I guarantee in some parts of Manchester "White British" (whatever that means), whilst not being the minority, is definiteley not the majority
My best mate joined the Met Police as soon as they did away with the height restrictions. The shit we used to get up to and they let him join. We have not spoken since then, 45 years ago.
We need to remind them of this at every interaction. That we KNOW they protect r8pe gangs and in doing so are no better themselves. Utterly disgusting. I used to know some old cops - the ones I knew were ex soldiers, shipyard workers and pitmen, people who had seen life and knew how to sensibly handle people. Those sort of guys would never get in today of course as they would rock the boat by ignoring thought crime and going after the pedos and actual criminals.
I'm enjoying watching them collapse from within. They didn't just participate in the gangs, they prevented parents from rescuing their daughters. Thankfully, they're so full off weak, overweight losers now that they won't be able to do that anymore
Great video. What a way to return 👏. Genuinely had me laughing, although it's a serious matter, if we can't laugh at the incompetence then we'll end up living in false fear of their BS.
Crimebodge has been sorely missed by the vast amount of us subscribers. He is so articulate with a sense of humour second to none.😁 Glad to see you had a mention Dan! Sorry I missed ya live (CFS) Zz. 😻✌👍 Looking forward to Crimebodge's book!
@@hamoostaffat child preds and all sorts of criminals would finally have justice be served instead of receiving protection and lack of consequences from the police. And a lot of those criminals would be police themselves, they'd shit themselves just at the thought of it.
@@fawnieee exactly, they fear the anarchy might just work, when the people in charge of your protection don't care about the masses its time for the masses to deal with it themselves, self policing would change the country overnight though, unfortunately it wouldn't be just be the scum bags, so then the moral minority would pipe up about how we need to treat them with civility so a group would be set up to "oversee" and we would need right back where we are now Only way to fix it is to actually start dealing with scumbags and not wasting our natural resources on people who only take from society with no intention of ever inputting any effort or care Almost every single case of a cop in trouble for s3xual crimes has a long list of marks against them for an array violent crimes that just one of which would see a "working dude" thrown in a cell, while they get to "retire" and keep all benefits everything, have a look one day at all the businesses connected with the police, check out all the benefits they really get, look at all the charities they get help from for everything from paying bills to sports equipment for kids in schools, do a company search for police, if they were really here to protect and serve they would be registered as a charity not a business 'Policing by consent' too many have forgotten what this really means
@@TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar no, only paramilitary if the guardian would be more concerned with subjective social media posts that might offend someone from a protected minority group, whilst ignoring actual real crimes being committed by someone of a protected minority group of fear being labelled an ist of some kind.
What I love about your channel is that, while I feel like our politics do not necessarily align, we have an absolute meeting of minds on the specific issue of policing. Keep doing what you're doing. I love it
The police are literally a reflection of today’s society. Back in the day when there was community bobbies, there was also community. That is a rare thing these days. It is now narcissistic people everywhere, all like crabs in a bucket. We need to fix our own selves if we ever hope to have a good police force. The police are just humans like you and me……….except they turned to the dark side. Power corrupts. In all industries and professions. Peace.
The best of lawless cops is in the highest echelons. Back in 2018 when the Police Federation IT systems were compromised. Every constable up to and including Chief Inspector had their details leaked online. The funny part is. 4 years later and the top brass still haven't actually told the 120,000 officers this happened. As per the law. You have to tell your employees when their information is breached. Ahh the irony.
It's repeated all over the place. Interestingly the law on mobile use while driving has changed. Armed response vehicles are the easy ones to target. Invariable its swipe left, swipe right, instead of doing observations. CB makes a very interesting point on the parking. I've been given the brush off on that one.
My friend Catrona was raped by her father who was a police officer and when she ran to the police station to report it they locked her in and called her father and they all took turns to rape her then she managed to escape and a taxi driver took her into another police station he pulled into the back of the station and a big gate closed and her father was there with the officers from the other station and the taxi driver and all the officers raped her all night. The next day she went to a women's refuge and police came and arrested her and took her to the station and raped her all weekend then took her to court on the Monday and she was jailed for wasting police time
Admittedly I’ve seen cop cars parked illegally several times during my life so far. If the blue lights are flashing and they’re clearly doing something in the course of their duties such as the drug raids I’ve seen a couple times then yeah okay I get that. But parking half on the pavement over double yellow lines and next to the crisscross yellow lines of a no stopping zone so they can go and get a takeaway… not so much.
It may escaped some people's attention but the law firm Keller/Postman have launched a group action against the Polfed to sue for the data breach; anyone affected should check out their website...
40 years ago, when I was a naive school leaver, joining plod was a career option. The interviewing process included a physical test. This test was pretty tough, even though I'd represented my school at football, cricket and athletics, there were a couple of aspects I really struggled with. I can only assume that the physical test has now been dropped altogether, judging by the look of many officers these days.....................
so spongebob you have to live with that. u know and we know the police force is mainly corrupt.one-sided. and very biased. There's one-word "HONOUR" and it's meaning. the police do not use.. enough. this is the world we live in today.
Here's a question to SpongeBob, and I want an honest answer, (fingers crossed): How many times have you covered up a fellow officers mis deeds, or coerced someone into admitting something they didn't do? By, shall we say, using a pair of handcuffs as a knuckle duster?
As important as this work of policing the police is, I feel like your editing skills are underused, so good. Feels like a actual tv program, bit like Charlie Brookers Wipe series. Great work.
Your sarcastic humor in describing the police always cracks me up. i’ve missed you on UA-cam and I hope you’re back with us for a while. Are you still taking contributions for your work?
So glad you've come back. I look forward to more Police incompetence and appalling conduct. Police Abusing Powers is a fabulous podcast that just keeps giving!
Good to see you back crimebodge you been sorely missed my friend we appreciate your time and the information you give us and laugh at the same time but there not much funny about the police nowadays they are truly pathetic. good to see the comments section back up. You came back firing quality video looking forward to the next one .
Can't believe Crimebodge is still going. ..... shocked that the Police haven't found a way to bring this down.. considering how bent and corrupt they are.
@@ameliagfawkes512 You're not the only one...the other day, Count Dankula said that he's going to look into it...idk if you watch him but given his connections he might have something for us soon...
Glad to see you back, I use the I formation I learn here in my current job as a security guard and try to uphold my rights as well as protect the rights of others
Glad your back don't ever give up someone needs to stand up for the people!! I forwarded this to everyone one in my phone directory , keep it circulating folks
They have become a joke of late, handing out fines for non crimes & arrests for hurty words on social media, knocking on doors to tell ppl to check there thinking. The only thing there better at now is bulling in number's. Keep up the good work, don't ever stop & a massive thank you.
So glad you are back Rob. Your e books were invaluable to us. So looking forward to your book. Window sticker purchased. I love dressing down my local officers telling them the actual law not listening to them telling me what they think I should hear 🤣
It’s so good to have Crimebodge back. Everyone should support this channel as it’s a vital and rare counterbalance to the politically motivated, ignorant bullies that litter our streets dressed in a uniform that they constantly disgrace.
my old man (48 not 'that' old!) applied to join the fuzz about 10 years ago. He is slim, very fit and still has a his 6 pack on a good day, white, hetero and has been in a legal job for 15 years at that point. He got a flat out refusal, despite the national ads calling for more cops. I think the problem was his super power, critical thought and the fact his law jab was in criminal defence. Yeah, the force, no 'service' is full of stupid automaton npc types who will happily arrest you for a whim, a thought, a shit post or a fart on the bus! P.S. he's very happy he didn't get in, looking back you can see it was a clear move to destroy what was left of the Force.
Nowadays he needed to go in to the interview and say they had to use different pronouns, tell them he is a narcissist, and he'd have walked into the job..
They purposely filter all applicants for IQ level . Too high and you won't get in . They are after lower IQ automatons , not too ambitious , lacking intellectual curiosity because the job is so mind-numbingly boring full of pointless paperwork and tasks repeated endlessly that only non thinking morons can put up with it year after year .
This is causing me anxiety. Is there a special number I can call, to invoke my own gang of PC bullies to loudly patronise you and pretend they're a force for good?
Welcome back, I have missed you. I love your serious sense of humor (oxymoron) Just brilliant ! When I was a lad I looked up to the Keystone Cops and wanted to be one. I thought to myself as a 22 year old back then "I can run around in circles going in the wrong direction and smash whatever I come across with a truncheon". Thankfully my brain said "No Lee" and made me a computer scientist instead. Thanks Brain, I love you ! 🥰😘🤗
So great to you back in action. The production standard of this channel is better than most major television studio's with teams of people running them, not that I've watched TV in about twenty years.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! The childish irony is utter class! You really do epitomise the essence of modern police mindset and ideology to a “T” I’ve followed you for over 3 years now! And have loved everything you have done! If the police had just 30% of their people do their job as is stated in their code of conduct. You wouldn’t have a platform! Here’s to much more to come from you bud! God bless!
We've got a serious anti free speech problem, look at what just happened to Salman Rushdie. I just watched Good Morning Britain and there's people actually saying free speech should be limited. The guy who was countering that opinion was right in saying we're basically bringing in blasphemy laws in the backdoor. I'm sick of it. Same goes with those of us who think biological men shouldn't be in women's spaces and sport. If you don't have the right to cause offense you don't have a democracy and you certainly don't have free speech.
You jest, but I was attacked by a gang near my house. The police response? "Just avoid the area" Or the time I found a full baggy of cocaine at work? (2nd job, part time groundskeeping) "Not our problem"
Love your humour, it's definitely needed in our present day society.
He could do stand up!
unfortunately he tells the truth we have commies throughout media and silicone valley which is why if you disagree your a nazi.
Apparently when Stalin died, 2.5 million were released from the gulags whose only crime was making a joke.
Humour cuts through to the reality, anyone who appreciates a joke realises there is a truth revealed by it, which they agree with by laughing. (Laughter is social grooming, makes the same feelgood bonding chemicals that primates get a dose of when grooming each other's hair).
BAN - I said "grooming"
For my sins, I tried to join Greater Manchester Police when I was in my early 20s, and got as far as the final day of assessment. This involved role-playing, where you were put behind a desk, and told that you were the sole officer in a station, and to deal with whatever came through the door. A plain clothes cop playing an angry citizen came barging in, thumping his fist on the desk and getting right in my face. I almost laughed at him, but instead just tried to calm him. This approach got me failed for not being assertive enough; yes, they really do want you to be a bastard and to use whatever means necessary to get unruly people to comply.
When I found out, I realised I'd dodged a bullet; if you have to change your personality to be a cop, then that's not something I'm interested in.
Ironically, a lad who was in my year at school-who regularly got pushed around and was about as popular as herpes at a swingers party-also applied at the same time and was accepted. Him being from a minority may or may not have had something to do with it.
One of my sister's exs joined GMP, he left after a couple of years because he couldn't stand the cover-ups of what happened in stations and that there were so many cops who were more interested in a ruck on a Saturday night than anything else.
TBH, I could have told him all this before he joined and that he was too nice of a lad for the filth anyway. Glad he got out of before they turned him nasty too.
Being a minority might have helped, but they probably recognised that chip on his shoulder and his very probable thirst to exact revenge on all and sundry
GMP are amongst the worst when it comes to police forces in this country.
what's a minority? I guarantee in some parts of Manchester "White British" (whatever that means), whilst not being the minority, is definiteley not the majority
My best mate joined the Met Police as soon as they did away with the height restrictions. The shit we used to get up to and they let him join.
We have not spoken since then, 45 years ago.
Keep doing what you’re doing. Your efforts are very much appreciated.
This.
Great said Prince Andrew
Does anyone remember a youtube video about how taking the police off the beat and putting them in cars ruined the force?
I can't find it. Thanks
@@educateme8455 podcast of the lotus eaters I think
IndIndeed x10000000
Great having you back, Rob.
After Telford, Rotherham etc, I don't know how people take these uniformed goons seriously!
We need to remind them of this at every interaction. That we KNOW they protect r8pe gangs and in doing so are no better themselves. Utterly disgusting. I used to know some old cops - the ones I knew were ex soldiers, shipyard workers and pitmen, people who had seen life and knew how to sensibly handle people. Those sort of guys would never get in today of course as they would rock the boat by ignoring thought crime and going after the pedos and actual criminals.
I'm enjoying watching them collapse from within. They didn't just participate in the gangs, they prevented parents from rescuing their daughters. Thankfully, they're so full off weak, overweight losers now that they won't be able to do that anymore
What's the telford video called plz
@David-od2fw Not sure on that one 🤔
Thanks anyway. I may have seen it if it was at police station
Great video. What a way to return 👏. Genuinely had me laughing, although it's a serious matter, if we can't laugh at the incompetence then we'll end up living in false fear of their BS.
I've been watching you in his absence! Good work too :)
Crimebodge has been sorely missed by the vast amount of us subscribers.
He is so articulate with a sense of humour second to none.😁
Glad to see you had a mention Dan! Sorry I missed ya live (CFS) Zz. 😻✌👍
Looking forward to Crimebodge's book!
@@stereofidelic67 I hope we're not going to lose you now he is back 🤣. But seriously, this is one of the best channels on here by miles.
@@spense5905 ey up Spence. Fancy seeing you here 🤣. No need to apologise mate. CFS is a bastard.
"we can't get rid of the police or crime will go out of control"
couldn't get any worse
It's not out of control crime they fear its the thought that they may not be needed after all
Plus there would be a whole lotta dead mofos out there
@@hamoostaffat child preds and all sorts of criminals would finally have justice be served instead of receiving protection and lack of consequences from the police.
And a lot of those criminals would be police themselves, they'd shit themselves just at the thought of it.
@@fawnieee exactly, they fear the anarchy might just work, when the people in charge of your protection don't care about the masses its time for the masses to deal with it themselves, self policing would change the country overnight though, unfortunately it wouldn't be just be the scum bags, so then the moral minority would pipe up about how we need to treat them with civility so a group would be set up to "oversee" and we would need right back where we are now
Only way to fix it is to actually start dealing with scumbags and not wasting our natural resources on people who only take from society with no intention of ever inputting any effort or care
Almost every single case of a cop in trouble for s3xual crimes has a long list of marks against them for an array violent crimes that just one of which would see a "working dude" thrown in a cell, while they get to "retire" and keep all benefits everything, have a look one day at all the businesses connected with the police, check out all the benefits they really get, look at all the charities they get help from for everything from paying bills to sports equipment for kids in schools, do a company search for police, if they were really here to protect and serve they would be registered as a charity not a business
'Policing by consent' too many have forgotten what this really means
As Peter Hitchens said: "The police have been changed from a crime prevention service to a crime recording service"
He also called them paramilitary social workers.
@@mjsullivan5607 And the paramilitary arm of the Guardian.
They probably commit more crime than supposed criminals
@@wattage2007 Yet they are clearly the paramilitary wing of the Daily Express!
@@TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar no, only paramilitary if the guardian would be more concerned with subjective social media posts that might offend someone from a protected minority group, whilst ignoring actual real crimes being committed by someone of a protected minority group of fear being labelled an ist of some kind.
What I love about your channel is that, while I feel like our politics do not necessarily align, we have an absolute meeting of minds on the specific issue of policing. Keep doing what you're doing. I love it
You’re doing a good job, the police force have become a joke
Well that’s what 12 years of Tory rule will do
@@henwood122 The sad thing is, the ultra pro-censorship labor/left would be far worse, so were fooked either way tbh.
@@henwood122 Nope. That's what 45 years of Common Purpose will do.
The police are literally a reflection of today’s society. Back in the day when there was community bobbies, there was also community. That is a rare thing these days. It is now narcissistic people everywhere, all like crabs in a bucket. We need to fix our own selves if we ever hope to have a good police force. The police are just humans like you and me……….except they turned to the dark side. Power corrupts. In all industries and professions. Peace.
No change just now everyone has a camera.
Best intro ever. We love you man! We know you've been busy spanking the blue line, welcome back.
The best of lawless cops is in the highest echelons. Back in 2018 when the Police Federation IT systems were compromised. Every constable up to and including Chief Inspector had their details leaked online. The funny part is. 4 years later and the top brass still haven't actually told the 120,000 officers this happened. As per the law. You have to tell your employees when their information is breached. Ahh the irony.
It's repeated all over the place. Interestingly the law on mobile use while driving has changed. Armed response vehicles are the easy ones to target. Invariable its swipe left, swipe right, instead of doing observations.
CB makes a very interesting point on the parking. I've been given the brush off on that one.
My friend Catrona was raped by her father who was a police officer and when she ran to the police station to report it they locked her in and called her father and they all took turns to rape her then she managed to escape and a taxi driver took her into another police station he pulled into the back of the station and a big gate closed and her father was there with the officers from the other station and the taxi driver and all the officers raped her all night. The next day she went to a women's refuge and police came and arrested her and took her to the station and raped her all weekend then took her to court on the Monday and she was jailed for wasting police time
Admittedly I’ve seen cop cars parked illegally several times during my life so far. If the blue lights are flashing and they’re clearly doing something in the course of their duties such as the drug raids I’ve seen a couple times then yeah okay I get that.
But parking half on the pavement over double yellow lines and next to the crisscross yellow lines of a no stopping zone so they can go and get a takeaway… not so much.
It may escaped some people's attention but the law firm Keller/Postman have launched a group action against the Polfed to sue for the data breach; anyone affected should check out their website...
Easy way to have the police on side of the criminal world.
Crimebodge, you're back and not before time, you've certainly been missed.
can't believe that nonce cop got away with driving 120mph and through red lights etc as he was 'self assessing' what a joke
And they get away with worse!, quite a few kiddy fiddlers are protected as well.
Well, if i ever get pulled over, maybe i will just say
''i was self assessing how not to drive correctly, so im aware of right from wrong''
@@wolvoman1 If you do, make sure you can quote the case of the “self assessing cop” and let us know how it goes.
Can’t believe he was given an x5 for his private usage, must come with the card
Or testing your eye sight. Seems if you've got power or influence you can get away with even the most poorest of excuses
Crimebodge don’t ever think that you’re work is never appreciated
40 years ago, when I was a naive school leaver, joining plod was a career option. The interviewing process included a physical test. This test was pretty tough, even though I'd represented my school at football, cricket and athletics, there were a couple of aspects I really struggled with. I can only assume that the physical test has now been dropped altogether, judging by the look of many officers these days.....................
So you're a retired copper then?
@@AYTAZED Retired by now you would think. Got out about 10 years ago just in time to avoid the woky wokey malarkey, with a decent pension I hope.
The physical test consists of how many Donuts you can eat in a minute, the requirement is a minimum of 10.
so spongebob you have to live with that. u know and we know the police force is mainly corrupt.one-sided. and very biased. There's one-word "HONOUR" and it's meaning. the police do not use.. enough. this is the world we live in today.
Here's a question to SpongeBob, and I want an honest answer, (fingers crossed):
How many times have you covered up a fellow officers mis deeds, or coerced someone into admitting something they didn't do? By, shall we say, using a pair of handcuffs as a knuckle duster?
Great to see you back, Rob. You’re a star ⭐️
I've just finished watching your entire back catalogue. Good to have you back Rob. ✌
Never trust a hippy
As important as this work of policing the police is, I feel like your editing skills are underused, so good. Feels like a actual tv program, bit like Charlie Brookers Wipe series. Great work.
Dude, you have to make this a new series. It's hilarious. Keep up the good work man.
Jelly on a plate should be the theme tune🤣🤣🤣
Welcome back...Brilliant as per usual.The Golden Doughnut is cracking me up as I type.
Welcome back Crimebodge, good to see (hear) you 👍🏾👍🏾
Your sarcastic humor in describing the police always cracks me up. i’ve missed you on UA-cam and I hope you’re back with us for a while. Are you still taking contributions for your work?
Brilliant to see you back Crimebodge 😀
So glad you've come back. I look forward to more Police incompetence and appalling conduct. Police Abusing Powers is a fabulous podcast that just keeps giving!
Great to see you back Mr Bodge
Brilliant work, Rob. Nice to see you're back at full strenght.
Welcome back, you're needed more than ever.
Glad you're finally back to expose what the police are really like, I'll definitely be buying a sticker!
Well done, mate! Please keep it going.
I actually laughed out loud! Many thanks Crimebodge you're a breath of fresh air, whilst highlighting a very serious subject.
Good to see you back crimebodge you been sorely missed my friend we appreciate your time and the information you give us and laugh at the same time but there not much funny about the police nowadays they are truly pathetic. good to see the comments section back up. You came back firing quality video looking forward to the next one .
Can't believe Crimebodge is still going. ..... shocked that the Police haven't found a way to bring this down.. considering how bent and corrupt they are.
I worry that they have, given that he's not been around for months. I keep checking back and not finding any new videos. Hope he's OK.
@@ameliagfawkes512 You're not the only one...the other day, Count Dankula said that he's going to look into it...idk if you watch him but given his connections he might have something for us soon...
Up to a year now… 😢
Come back Crimebodge! These scallys need holding accountable!
Gonna see if I can find a count D video now - I hope so!
You’re very much needed. Welcome back.
Fantastic Rob, soooo good to see u back. 👍
This is the best one yet. Wow the amount of effort put in is amazing
Absolutely outstanding return. Welcome back good chap!🥳🥳
The editing in this is actually impressive haha bravo sir
How lovely to see you back Rob. All the best and thanks.
"It must be Jelly, cause Jam don't wobble like that!"
Glad your back mate. Missed your videos.
Love your work. Glad to see you posting again. Glad you’re cross posting to rumble. Comment for the algorithm!
I was half expecting thedriver to shout
You can't park that there mate !
As he drove past the meat wagon on its side
I downloaded your "cop stopper" and it worked 100%
THANKS BROTHER!!
Glad to see you back, I use the I formation I learn here in my current job as a security guard and try to uphold my rights as well as protect the rights of others
Great to have you back, that guy filming those two on the path is a star 👏👏
Perfect start to my Monday morning 👌❤️
You have been much missed! Great to see you back!! Keep up the great work Crimebodge!
Brilliant, and they have brought it all on them selves. Glad you are on an alternative platform now.
Glad your back don't ever give up someone needs to stand up for the people!! I forwarded this to everyone one in my phone directory , keep it circulating folks
Morning Rob, Cheers fun to watch. really impressed with the alarm triggering the lights at the Kentucky Fried Kancer joint - rad!
Good to have you back Rob. The old bill continue to get worse & worse!
Never a truer word spoken.👍
Love it! Glad to have you back!!Informative with a wonderful skill for sarcasm. Absolutely made my night. Keep it up
Great start to the week, new Bodge 🤟
The production value of your video has come such a long way. Keep doing what you do and don't let the "man" keep you down
Brilliant. Glad you're back 😃
Quite honestly one of your finest and funniest works to date.Jelly on a plate,masterpiece!!!!
Great humour, great production. Keep up the great work.
They have become a joke of late, handing out fines for non crimes & arrests for hurty words on social media, knocking on doors to tell ppl to check there thinking. The only thing there better at now is bulling in number's.
Keep up the good work, don't ever stop & a massive thank you.
So glad you are back Rob. Your e books were invaluable to us. So looking forward to your book. Window sticker purchased. I love dressing down my local officers telling them the actual law not listening to them telling me what they think I should hear 🤣
It’s so good to have Crimebodge back. Everyone should support this channel as it’s a vital and rare counterbalance to the politically motivated, ignorant bullies that litter our streets dressed in a uniform that they constantly disgrace.
my old man (48 not 'that' old!) applied to join the fuzz about 10 years ago. He is slim, very fit and still has a his 6 pack on a good day, white, hetero and has been in a legal job for 15 years at that point. He got a flat out refusal, despite the national ads calling for more cops. I think the problem was his super power, critical thought and the fact his law jab was in criminal defence.
Yeah, the force, no 'service' is full of stupid automaton npc types who will happily arrest you for a whim, a thought, a shit post or a fart on the bus! P.S. he's very happy he didn't get in, looking back you can see it was a clear move to destroy what was left of the Force.
Nowadays he needed to go in to the interview and say they had to use different pronouns, tell them he is a narcissist, and he'd have walked into the job..
They purposely filter all applicants for IQ level . Too high and you won't get in . They are after lower IQ automatons , not too ambitious , lacking intellectual curiosity because the job is so mind-numbingly boring full of pointless paperwork and tasks repeated endlessly that only non thinking morons can put up with it year after year .
That’s good news. The smaller, weaker, fatter and thicker the better!
Hi Rob, I'm glad you are back
This is causing me anxiety. Is there a special number I can call, to invoke my own gang of PC bullies to loudly patronise you and pretend they're a force for good?
Cops probably gonna use this comment as evidence
@@Glocky131 Then they have a lot more than this to work with
Good to see you back mate. Thanks for the entertainment!
Great to hear you're back again sir!!
Good to have you back.
I haven’t heard Jelly on a Plate in decades.
Welcome back, I have missed you. I love your serious sense of humor (oxymoron) Just brilliant ! When I was a lad I looked up to the Keystone Cops and wanted to be one. I thought to myself as a 22 year old back then "I can run around in circles going in the wrong direction and smash whatever I come across with a truncheon". Thankfully my brain said "No Lee" and made me a computer scientist instead. Thanks Brain, I love you ! 🥰😘🤗
Good to have you back. Awesome video!
So great to you back in action. The production standard of this channel is better than most major television studio's with teams of people running them, not that I've watched TV in about twenty years.
Nice one Crimebodge, yet another classic.
Welcome back. The thought that the mere sound of your voice makes policefolk burn with rage and contempt gives me a nice warm feeling.
Very refreshing to see you back CB 👍
Fantastic!Great to see you back!!
Wish we had more people like you welcome back love the show
Strange comment slightly homosexual feelings?
@@matimus100 erm…what?
@@matimus100 weird guy
Good to see you properly back bodge 👍 I"ve followed over at Rumble, UA-cam sucks these days!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The childish irony is utter class! You really do epitomise the essence of modern police mindset and ideology to a “T”
I’ve followed you for over 3 years now! And have loved everything you have done! If the police had just 30% of their people do their job as is stated in their code of conduct. You wouldn’t have a platform!
Here’s to much more to come from you bud!
God bless!
Thank You Crimebodge SUPERB As Always
Glad to have you back
Back once again like a renegade master
Yes! Crimebodge is back! You can't keep a good man down!
The intro is like a police version of You've been framed. it's great!
PC YANG lost £20 grand in the casino last night and boy he is angry .
Bit racist, just saying.
Missed sitting in car listening to crimebodge love this channel
So glad you're back...the fight against filth tyranny continues...
What a way to come back! Fantastic video! _"Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate"_ 🎵🎵
Great to have you back after such a long break. fantastic work; as always.
Great to have you back Sir…my favourite channel!
Always BIG RESPECT mate👍🏻😎👊🏻💚🔥🔥🔥💨
Nonsense respect is earned not just given
@@matimus100 you smell like bacon 🐽🐷🐽
Very good production on this video ! Well done. Welcome back!
Good to see you back Rob, keep it up.
Good to see you back... (We can only try to make things right if we all WOKE together as a team)
We missed you. Welcome back!
Welcome back Rob.
Another classic video.
Keep'em coming good buddy. 👍
If someone has hurt your feelings then dial 999 immediately.but if you are a victim of crime then don't bother.
We've got a serious anti free speech problem, look at what just happened to Salman Rushdie. I just watched Good Morning Britain and there's people actually saying free speech should be limited. The guy who was countering that opinion was right in saying we're basically bringing in blasphemy laws in the backdoor. I'm sick of it. Same goes with those of us who think biological men shouldn't be in women's spaces and sport. If you don't have the right to cause offense you don't have a democracy and you certainly don't have free speech.
You jest, but I was attacked by a gang near my house. The police response? "Just avoid the area"
Or the time I found a full baggy of cocaine at work? (2nd job, part time groundskeeping) "Not our problem"
The "Jelly On A Plate" song at the end had me in stitches 🤣
Glad to see you are still fighting the good fight. Didn't know you had a website so I'm glad I can find you there.
Utterly brilliant Rob! 'Our Police: policing everything except crime'
Great to see you back keep it real
Jelly on a plate montage had me in bulk, nearly fell off my chair. 🤣
Great to see you back crimebodge