I Played Facebook's VR Metaverse so you don't have to
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- Опубліковано 29 жов 2022
- Welcome to Metaverse. This is Meta Horizon Worlds. It cost Mark Zuckerberg 15 Billion Dollars.
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15 Billion dollars well spent
It couldn’t be better! The metaverse truly is our future!
I cant wait to get a metaverse dog to shit on people's metaverse lawns
Shouldve been 16
One small step for man, one giant leap for a definite human
How did they even hope to make a profit, just user data? (I feel like Zuck is the kinda guy to roll out an NFT Outfits update)
"you have to pay to applaud your friends" is the most dystopian shit i've ever heard lmao
And the money goes to Facebook, and your friend gets a fucking sweepstakes token for a shirt.
welcome to capitalism enjoy your stay
@@crylune "I FUCKING WARNED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, BUT YOU DIDN'T FUCKING LISTEN AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKED," Karl Marx's long awaited sequel to "Capital," with a special forward "WE ALL FUCKING WARNED YOU" by Petr Kropotkin, Emma Goldman, Mikhail Bakunin, and Nestor Makhno.
@@crylune I am in fact not enjoying my stay
@@crylune capitalism is fine, it’s just corporate greed that’s the issue
never forget that moments after this stream started, Facebook’s stock started fucking TANKING, dropping ~30% by the end of the day.
How long till he is living in a broken down RV pawning this tech off on gullible community college deans?
Not crazy surprising
All of metas investors invested because meta was a social media company
Meta has abandoned social media, and even fired thousands of their social media developers
So all those investors are uninvesting now that the company is no longer a social media company
Edit: spelling
This combined with Musk's twitter tears has been a delicious week for those under the cyberpunk dystopia of modern day.
There might be a small legitimate connection even
RT's audience and Meta's new target audience is close to a circle, so when they see a barrage of haters, 📉
Hahahahaha
The funny thing is that the chances of all of those people that you encountered being Facebook employees are quite high.
I'm sure all of them are. Harassing people to stay in and spending money to do so... So desperate
That has to be the case.
"NO don't spend money"
"I just spent 50 dollars"
"Look you win a shirt"
"pls stay, you're the only real human we've spoken to in ages"
@@hahinrichsen of course they are, theyre desperate to keep their job
Yeah
I'm doubting that Facebook would let them use the username "Unemployed Alcoholic" though...
I’d just like to mention that RT put this in the horror game playlist, and I think that’s gold.
Well it is a truly terrifying game…
Of course he did. He truly is seven funnies
@@LoveisStoredInTheLain Will he ever upgrade to eight funnies?
The fact that you have to pay Facebook to applaud, and none of that money goes to the person you're actually applauding for, is really spectacular
BUUUUT they get a shirt.
Clapping in irl is free lol
that's actually so amazingly cartoon villainous of facebook to do that. it's like they are like "yeah we're the embodiment of evil corporate greed, who cares."
I THINK the world wher you could applaud was a community created world, which leads me to believe it's something the creator implemented themselves. Thus, purchases would be split 30% facebook and 70% world owner (if my memory serves correctly)
@@westingtyler2 the TV show upload is about a world with metaverse after death. And one of the recurrent jokes is how you need to pay for every stupid little thing, at one point a character needs to pay to get her virtual baby to sleep.
idk what's more terrifying.. the fact that 15 billion dollars were used for making the "Metaverse" or the fact that Dan's stream singlehandedly dropped their market share by 30%???
15 BILLION?!
Source?! I don't believe Dan is the sole reason for a 30% drop.
Both isnt true
Lol it was because of the earnings report that was released
THE 2ND PART??? HIS STREAM WHAT???
Can I just say that, visually, this looks like the VR group project I made in college (I study game design) and was extremely embarrassed about. Like, this is the kinda shit you never mention to your friends, but you put it in your portfolio anyway because you got nothing else to show.
And no, we didn't have a 15 billion dollar budget, but we probably did have the same "who gives a fuck, this is gonna suck anyway" mindset as the Metaverse devs had.
They just bought your project and spent the rest of the 15 billion to import it onto the quest
The entire thing was clearly made by people who don’t like video games, never pay video games, and have never made a video game.
I love Meta’s creativity.
“What should we call the wearable tablet on the avatar’s wrist?”
“How about wearable?”
“Genius!”
It cost 5 million to create that idea.
@@Exeggutor_Enjoyerit costs 400.000 thousand dollars to develop it for 12 seconds.................
Huarharharhahaha (heavy laughter)
@@lestevegmbh2637never a bad time to see a tf2 reference
> Goes into Metaverse
> Panics
> Gets #1 rank for comedy
> Gets bored
> Crashes Facebook stock
> Leaves
And that's why they called him Drift King back in college!
> refuses to elaborate
@@yavuzcelik3987 unfunny bit
@@hofficalz
In this case, the title of Grift King would be more fitting.
Also known as: Becoming an Isekai Protagonist
"Surround him and take pictures of him without his permission" is probably the most terrifying thing in the world.
Dude was probably just reading from meta's standard customer relations policy
That's basically the paparazzi
Even more terrifying that it was said in the Metaverse.
GUARDS!!! Surround him, and take pictures of him without his permission!
It's completely legal in my country. Anyone can picture you just eating alone in a restaurant without any permission and it would be posted in Facebook. No consequences, and even encouraged.
Immediately dropping the mic at the comedy show and someone stealing the mic stand is the best comedy ive seen in years
The comedy room part was terrifying, “trap him, don’t let him leave, take pictures without his permission!” Lmao
Also the “you owe me 7 quid” amazing.
And the way they were paying actual bucks for some worthless points, I could hear the disgust in RT's voice when he was requesting not to pay. 🙁
Player collision in VR was such a stupid decision
God the thing that gets me about that Zuck clip is that he sounds so *defensive* about the slip up.
It clearly wasn't a planned joke and he couldn't even play it off as one. He backpedaled so hard.
Generally when you find yourself falling victim to a long running joke you can do two things: embrace it and play into it, like the bands Laibach and Rammstein have with people frequently mistaking them for fascists, or ignore it, as is usually the case. Zuck, being the absolute void of charisma and competence that he is, is trying to do both simultaneously and thus failing extremely hard at both.
WHY DIDN’T THEY JUST HAVE HIM RECORD A SCRIPTED WELCOME INTRO that’s what’s getting me
@@MrSkerpentine How the fuck can one man be so fucking awkward without the entire world dying from cringe?
Yeah I was like, "Wait he actually said something funny?!"
And then he backpedaled and proved that nope, he hasn't changed.
Honestly him attempting to backpedal makes it so much funnier to me LMFAO
8:35 Quickly clarify- I was saying "You've got to actually be funny" not "You're not actually funny." You're great Dan
Also Dan I want my $2
Funni joke counter: +1
I think he heard that and was more replying to the implication of that comment that he normally isn't.
Honestly, the worst thing that could ever happen is you get that money back. If you don't, you get to proudly tell people that Daniel owes you money. What an honor!
@@Jedislayer19 Losing $2 in exchange for minor RTGame clout? Worth it
Two dollars... cash.
The fact that this is in the horror games Playlist makes me immensely happy
I mean, it’s accurate. The 3d models in the metaverse are genuinely what my nightmares look like.
My faith in humanity has officially been revived after seeing us topple over multi-million dollar corporations. And we did it by making fun of them. What an interesting world.
Humor and parody is one of the most powerful and effective forces in the world.
Yep true
Billion*
Which is one of the reasons why dictators are often such assholes - they see the dangers of humor and are forever on guard against it. 🤣🤣
Nothings toppled over, you're being wayy too optimistic lmao
A reminder that literal billions were poured into what your seeing RT play and it looks worse than VRChat lmao.
my good fellow, it looks worse then second life
Hell it looks worse than Second Life, and that's been around since before UA-cam.
And tower unite is better than VR chat.
It has the bone zone!
Bro wtf is your pfp 💀
I still can't believe zuc just went all in, like let's make a really buggy horrible combination of vrchat and second life.
When Zuck announced legs, I thought it meant legs visible when you look down a la Mirror’s Edge, or maybe legs you control via your real legs. I didn’t realize the models were literally floating torsos without legs.
I mean you can't blame Mark for forgetting humans have two legs: his species typically has ߛᝐⴽⵯው legs and he's still adjusting.
it's literally just a crappy crossbreed of VRchat and rec room
Unfortunately legs are exclusive to the meta quest pro
I wished I was joking
@@jdninja1196 literally
This is what happens when corporate dummies overstep into fields and projects they don't understand, you get billion dollar investments that don't even have walk cycles.
Question: did you actually get that T-Shirt for being the best comedian in the Metaverse like you were promised?
Let's not gloss over the fact that RT is officially the funniest person in the entire metaverse
The absolute audacity for Facebook to put billions into this thing that looks like it has a budget of $100, and then have a comedy club where you have to pay Facebook to award applause points to the comedian.
Lmao gotta recover the loss somehow. Even chump change adds up.
Yea fr! I thought it would be like “it’s amazing, but playing it means you basically give over all your data even more than regular Facebook” but this game just kinda sucks
The fact that if you get enough points you get a free shirt has to be the biggest slap of em all, like, give the person the cash the audience spent to buy something they actually like, maybe? But no it's Fuckerberg he wouldn't give people money.
As far as we know, they didn't put billions into this. They put billions into the whole ecosystem, which includes acquiring multiple game studios, R&D and production of multiple HMDs, production of dozens of games and apps, etc etc. Horizons was just a fraction of this.
This looks the same as two years ago when I tried Oculus ( it was the next gen thing back then) minus that wrist gadget. My set is catching mites... somewhere. In retrospect, I regret wasting that money, and implicitly giving Sucker some benefit from my data.
Paid applause... that is a new low
RT’s reaction when he realized the Meta stock was plummeting while he was playing was priceless
Just the implication that no one’s actually covered what the “gameplay” of the Metaverse is actually like for themselves like a year after launch is hilarious
@@MrSkerpentine I also love the implication if this is a Correlation equals Causation moment
I think the investors were watching his stream and realized how dumb zuckerburg is
@@bettercallseoul1504 offbrand jimmyhere mixed with boyinaband looking ass
@@bettercallseoul1504 Garbage
The Metaverse is about as graphically impressive as Bubsy 3D.
Nah. Busby 3D had legs.
That's an insult to Bubsy 3D.
Don't shame Bubsy 3D like that.
Left FB over three years ago and haven't desire to return. They actually owe me £200 for an advertising campaign that they took from my account over ten years ago without my authority but they never got back to my complaint In person, and because you can't deal with people, I left the platform. I also have no desire to see what people are "updating" in their profiles and this game doesn't appeal to me AT ALL. I also reported a human trafficking post, which was found to not be against their community standards, but the next day was put into FB prison for sharing info in groups, so when a website allows the sale of 14 year old girls on live FB video and not the sharing of educational text information , I was fully aware by then that FB, is probably one of the worst platforms on the planet.
jesus christ 💀💀💀
I've seen so many indie horror games that I keep expecting Dan to turn a corner and find a graphically eviscerated Meta body pinned to a wall
Might not make for a bad horror game to be honest. The metaverse seems like a good subject for one.
He's gonna find a Shadow inside the Metaverse
trapped inside the metaverse while being chased by Mark Zuckerberg
Meta bodies are already eviscerated, someone cut off their legs. The metaverse is just endoparasitic in vr
@@dekkonot oh, yeah. Somebody's gotta make a horror game exploring the dystopian realities of the future Mark Zuckerberg wants to create. Maybe call it, "Pay for Applause".
I have to give the devs some mad respect for this. They straight up scammed zuck out of $15 billion. This game was literally made in unity. One person could make this entire game on their phone over the weekend. That's baller as fuck
Well, maybe not on mobile because VR, but...
Yeah
Hilarious 😂
The money includes R&D of the hardware as well, and lol if you think the devs themselves somehow personally received $15 billion. That's not how any of this works.
@@gnack420 I'm guessing Facebook probably has some sort of infrastructure similar to how government bills end up getting split up. Like for example, if a government has a Bill that they want to make new roads, then a lot of Congressmen will probably stick on a whole bunch of other smaller things like splitting the funds for charities and other organizations until there's not really any money left for those new roads.
@@shablam0 I mean, they work like any other business. They have a budget and in the budget they assign X amount of money to each initiative that they're undertaking, and $15 billion is what they allocated to the Metaverse nonsense. It's a complete waste of money I totally agree, I was only objecting to the idea that it goes directly into developer pockets. It's everything: salaries, office expenses, computers, software licenses, outside contractors, research and development, prototyping, production, materials, labour, etc etc, the list goes on and on.
The reason the Metaverse exists is to point out that VRchat is infinitely better without even realizing it.
15,000,000,000 dollars spend, this is the result. If this would be a country, it would be on place 140 out of 217. It's absolutely mind-blowing.
I had literally not seen any actual footage from the metaverse before this. I'm so glad I've now seen how truly horrifying it is.
For good reason cause. Looks like shiz-nit
Samesies
Never forget that Daniel singlehandedly dropped Facebook's value by 30% with this stream.
Did he really?
Not literally but the day of this stream facebook’s stock dropped drastically
@@kobidenatale9648 nah, totally all him.
Some might say it was because Meta released bad earnings that day, but we all know it was because of rt’s stream
Yeah but at this point, that's like 5 bucks total.
All I'm getting from this is that Zuckerberg read Ready Player One, skipped all the social commentary, and just zoned straight in on the VR dystopian aspect with no critical thought
It's not much to cling to, but Metaverse's failure has restored my faith in humanity.
"You need to buy applause points for real money" Honestly I think this bit here really says all you need to know about the nature of this thing.
How much further can you go on a way to the ultimate consumerist dystopia? Buying breathing points to keep playing in this dreadful hell?
@@Shcreamingreen Well, the good part is that nobody seems to be really buying into it. That particular program/world/whatever is doing spectacularly badly, about as badly as it's possible for a "social" app of its type to do, while being utterly outclassed by things like VRChat (which is free) in every way.
On top of that, there's the fact that people are totally used to the now traditional "likes" system used basically everywhere now. I suspect many will be totally baffled and appalled by the idea that they have to pay actual money JUST to give likes in this setting, when absolutely every other service/site/whatever doesnt have such a stupid concept in it.
This whole thing is an example of one of these companies finally overstaying their welcome, during a time when people are slowly getting more and more fed up with this type of nonsense. And all this taking place in a space only accessible by a technology that most cannot use yet!
What a ridiculous idea. Here's hoping that it continues to fail.
Confirmed, Zuck is Nolan Sorrento
That's how applause has worked for Zuck, seems consistent
I saw the thumbnail and was all, "I was in metaverses from 2005 to 2018. What is this upstart calling itself 'the real metaverse'?" Then I saw this comment and relaxed. :) One of my favourite things was in-metaverse live music, certan platforms having provision to link a stream. They have tip jars, of course, but there. is. ab-so-lute-ly no. WAY paying for applause would work. It'd kill it!
just a few years ago RT was just the "funny tf2 guy", now our boy is out there saving the world by destroying facebook, I'm so proud of him ._.
Rumble tumble!
that's ma boy!
They grow up so fast
@@bettercallseoul1504 Ik you're a bot, and replying to you might do more harm than good, but damn the repeating letters in only some words are driving me nuts
Like, beest? *throws up slightly in own mouth*
And making stocks PLUMMET 😄📉
If this destroys Facebook. I'll be happy.
Elon and Zuckerberg failing spectacularly warms my cold heart…
Mine too, Sara!
Amen my friend
Elon is still pretty succesful though
@@derel5880 maybe, but all these mistakes are really hammering home how he isn’t really all that Good at this stuff, and doesn’t know what he’s talking about
So you just want to see hard working people fail?! nice keep it up.
The Metaverse has real "We'll have flying cars in the 21st century" energy. But if flying cars already existed and were called VR chat.
also with a much higher production quality *than* the one with $36 billion put into it with a much more artistic fanbase
In that sense it's like saying "We'll send a man to the moon before 2100" and then wrapping yourself in firecrackers in the hopes of beating Neil Armstrong.
Seriously, Zuckerberg is trying to reinvent the wheel by literally making a wheel. He is wasting money on a product that already exists and is somehow worse than the existing version which had a significantly smaller budget.
NeosVR, actually. This thing is trying to be something between VRC and Neos, and failed miserably at both ends.
@@Caldoric looks like rec room
I can't believe this man plunged the stock of Meta just by playing this game
Holy shit you aren't lying, it got fucking punked Thursday morning LMAOO
What time was this stream?
@@_colonial_
the metaverse part was like
7-9PM UK time i think?
It was inevitable
@@_colonial_ I joined the stream roughly an hour late and the news had just started dropping that the stocks had plummeted
What the fu-
I kinda like the building stuff/3d modelling idea in there, they should just focus on that and scrap the rest. It's kinda like a simplified Blender but in VR. That's worth some of the 15b for sure. Good job to whoever made that.
You can have a look at NeosVR (steamversion without coins) which is kinda like a developer space within VR within social VR
I honestly feel relieved about the poor reaction to this thing. It means we're not completely obsessed with everything social media regardless of whether it is even needed or not and that we do actually want physical, social and real interactions at some level in the real world. (And for people who say they're introverted, that doesn't mean being a hikkomori. Never going outside and never interacting with anyone is not a good nor desirable thing.)
Who are u to judge the hikkiomori lifestyle, just live ur truth and shut up beyond that ! No need to throw shade at people
Real
I just hope mega doesn’t ruin vr as a gaming technology, as it’s actually really good when Zuck isn’t trying corporatize is to hell and back
@@bambambi5918 the hikkokomoro lifestyle is incredibly unhealthy and straight up bad for you. Saying this as someone who lived like that for a while.
@@bambambi5918Its very unhealthy, humans need sunlight and fresh air
I can't imagine how excited the metaverse team was to see the comedy bar making money for once lmao
We made him the funniest man in the metaverse
I’m sure that excitement was short lasted when they realized why it was making money
Something tells me that money is just going back where it came from.
They made back that 15 billion!
@@noizepusher7594 like a star's supernova before it's death and degradation into an insignificant white dwarf
I loved the part where Dan said “It’s Crashin’ Time!” Then proceeded to crash the Facebook stock market by 30%. Truly one of the stock market moments.
Engineer gaming
I love how a company whose constantly steals their users data still couldn't figure it out what they wanted
If Zack was smart he would make the software open source… basically the adopt the Google Android business model. They can just make money from an online store if they successfully manage to push theirs as the main store which they can with all that money.
I can't believe they made an entire video game in the corporate art style
Honestly, this game even fails at that.
Going Under is a BETTER corporate art style game and the dev's are intentionally satirical about the corporate liminal, silicon valley, cryptocurrency, techbro, business start up bro, fake guru, anti-union, barista side job subjects as a procedural generated level rogue lite a la Enter the Gungeon.
@@battlion507 Just looked it up, I’m gonna check it out. Sounds like the game’s dripping in irony.
@@jmtheelitefan9616
RT did make a video on the game himself i think
@@battlion507 you forgot multi level marketing scheme
Coming from someone who's been deep in both recroom and horizons creator community's, recroom acts way more corporate. Honestly the metaverse is not done at all but if you're in the community you can see how quickly it's developing. So right now not the most marketable thing ever but coming from someone who's been in the vr space for 5 years it's the only game making a push and starting to make progress. Like even on the commission end of things people will actually pay artists fairly as opposed to recroom where a kids like "i can pay $20 for an entire world". Personally I see a lot of potential and I think it'll be on top in about 2-3 years as a social/creative vr space for adults.
I would like UA-cam to know that at the end of this game RT decided to boot up Trombone Champ in an attempt to purify Twitch chat and it was a blessing to everyone involved.
Thanks to let us know
Bless you sir
Also to note, the Trombone Champ segment (as well as the complete horror of the Metaverse segment) is available on the Stream Archive channel
Trombone in the skiiiiiiiez
@@3dDoener And it makes me want to fly so high! It makes me want to fly so high!
This is truly sad because the target audiences are people with low self esteem and people that spend recklessly. That doesn’t help people. Quite the opposite so you get a feel for how much these companies really care about people when it comes down to it.
Companies in general don't care for the people. It's always been about profit. Some are just more covert about it than others.
The one plus I'll give this game is the safe zone. It's a good idea, since people get weird.
The best part of the whole comedy club bit is realizing that there's a strong possibility that at least some of the other people there were on-the-clock Meta devs.
That's where that $15 Billion is going, paying 6 figure devs to have to play Metaverse
@@Shadowwand All FB employees apparently have a quota of how many hours per week they have to utilize the service. Talk about dystopian.
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Yeah that’s false lol
@@freesxsoccer its in their leaked internal memos corroborated by employees lmao.
@@freesxsoccer It's in their internal memos. FB employees actually have to do this or else they get reprimanded.
As someone who has never seen the metaverse beforehand, I can say I’m throughly terrified
Well with this deader on arrival than the NFT dating app I doubt you have much to be afraid of.
I think it really has legs
It’s a little weird that this should be a massive game, but it’s never even occurred to me that a streamer could stream the game.
The best aspects I saw are just things you can do with the oculus, regardless of playing Meta.
@@tjenadonn6158 the what now
This is the future. I can’t tell if that’s good or bad
*"I am human."*
-Mark Suckerberg
Learning from reports that it’s literally only earned $470 makes this even more hilarious, RT is responsible for a SIZEABLE PERCENT of a multibillion dollar project’s profits.
7:38 "It wants me to buy applause credits."
A single sentence that took less than 2 seconds. That's all it took. That was the exact moment Meta's stock began to plummet.
I can't emphasize this enough: you have to pay _real money_ on _multiple occasions_ just to express emotions towards someone. The worst part?
The person you're applauding gets _none_ of that.
Made me think of the "Waterworld" game from the Simpsons, the one that required 40 quarters to play for two seconds.
i wouldn't say that's the worst part, just the cherry on top of the shit cake
@@spiffy1209 From a different perspective, this is great. I shudder at imagining a world where Meta was actually successful at this endeavour.
They get a t-shirt (if they did well) :D
@@venoltar oh yes im grateful its failing!
not pictured: Mark Zuckerberg personally taking down the stream about an hour after this was done
also not pictured: Metaverse stock fucking tanking in the middle of this stream
edit: second one was actually pictured ignore that part oops
The last one brings a smile to my face
I need context
rtgame singlehandedly killing meta
@@scintilla3957
ok not _actually_ but the stream did go down like an hour after this segment
quickly followed by rt coming into the discord and saying “THE METAVERSE GOT ME”
@@thatoneguy9582 Is it gonna happen
Imagine if the budget went to actually help people around the world, food, shelter, anything with $15bil. But let’s make a husk of corporate greed
I have heard of MetaVerse maybe one or two years ago. Initially I thought it is something they are working on now in order to release in maybe 5 to 10 years. I didnt know they have been working on it for quite a long time and it was already released. It looks like some sort of embarassing Wii-Textures. This is like some early 2000-stuff. I cant believe they have realized this. Who would want to spend time and money in there instead of RL? I have seen a documentary where they sais Metaverse is supposed to be the next bing thing and companies are already buying shops and stuff so that people can shop prada and stuff in the metaverse. They even sold property for like a million or something. Who the heck spends to much money for non existent things? Why would I buy I house in a virtual reality which doesnt serve any purpose? I seriously dont get it. I feel like Zuck is trying to trick us all... this is so embarrasing...seriously.
I heard a rumor that none of the developers who are being paid give a shit about this and are actually just working on completely different projects than metaverse for the majority of the time and have MMH (Make Mark Happy) projects just to convince him that his money is actually going somewhere
Rumor? The results speak for themselves.
I hope their other projects are cool.
@@harrygenderson6847 from what I'm told. They are, but this entire comment is a massive layer of hearsay
wait. wait... oh my god that actually makes sense
it'd be cool if their stock price drops by *half*
Metaverse makes the real world feel like escapism.
Beautiful statement.
Lmao
Wow...
Hadn't thought of that, but yeah. Yeah it does.
What a fuckin low bar to stumble over 🤣
Yep. The greatest gift one could get, where this game is concerned, is a lifetime ban.
@Who Let's....
Not imagine that
It's even better to live in GTA Online as an NPC, than this legless nightmare
The account may have cost RTGame a couple dollars, and the game may have cost BILLIONS of dollars on Facebook’s part, but this video’s definitely priceless
In my 20 years of internet experience, I've never seen anything this bad given the money spent.
I never thought Daniel would actually crash the economy in real life. He's starting to expand into reality, this is a dangerous time to be alive
He's broken through into our reality
People who invested their entire savings account into Facebook/Meta stocks: “Why do I hear John Denver music?”
That's why they called him the Grift King back in college.
No one is safe :)
@@RTGame am I safe?
I can't believe that RT forgot to finish his routine with "I'm doney with the funny"
The narrator is disappointed
It's literally comedy 101 smh...
He didnt even raise his hand when he was done smh
@@scottsbeans didn't check the temperature either smh
@@InternetPers0n he didnt give everyone there a survey like how is he supposed to get constructive criticism??
6:00 This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art... BZZZZ!
“Lookin good!” “Am I?” 😂😂😂😂
The guy who said "Just go outside. It's basically the metaverse, but on hardcore mode.
Also the graphics are freaking amazing" really made my day lmfao
I played Outside for a bit but I made the mistake of rolling a character in the Australia region
Outside is kind of hard ngl, got attacked by a level 25 Dog last week and since I'm under-levelled I got washed, still grinding to this day
@@VanessaMagick Damn that sucks. All of the animals are wayyy too high level to be able to have a good experience playing Outside well.
@@tactical_cuke
As someone who's had experience in this aspect of the afromentioned life game, ya'll are making noobie mistakes going where wild animals are. Only if you've levelled up in the hunting skill tree should you venture into uncharted PVE areas.
I'd suggest starting with adopting a cat or a dog, or something like that if you want an animal friend, just make sure you've grinded enough coin to afford the food and other pet related items required. Also be wary, sometimes you can get bad RNG and your pet needs to go to the vet which will cost an annoying amount of in-game currency.
@@staticnoise9030 bro, the in-game currency needed for a bot family is way worse. Plus my wife's script files have been currupted ever since her last monthly firmware update, bad PMS symptoms (Post-Meta Scripting). And she likes to spend money, I mean I already don't make enough Biden credits as it is (Currently playing on the United States Map), and with meta-flation the way it is, I'd say stay away from the family mode until they work out all of the bugs. --Defintely better off getting a pet.
Like, I know its a meme for a good reason, but actually seeing in person that this 15 *billion* dollar project literally doesn't have legs is something else.
I'm genuinely curious as to where that $15 billion went. If you threw that much money at any developer, at SOME point there would be some kind of functional gameplay. I'm assuming it went into making the engine it runs on and the hardware and research going into the hardware but I have absolutely 0 clue.
Considering that VR chat was free and had legs and is ALREADY kind of the metaverse the they were trying to promise in the original trailer with the alternate robot skin. I really don't understand why they didn't just use that $15 billion to just buy VR chat
I'm guessing that there's more to this than just being a game - e.g. data aggregation, scraping etc... something to help pivot away from the FB model and get first movers advantage in a potentially untapped industries, although still not quite sure why having those features in a video game would cost $15b
@@popnfreshz the video game isn’t the main point, if they were only spending money on this it would probably look a lot better. People just think this video game is all Meta is working on because it’s what comes to mind when you hear “metaverse”.
@@broatski probably paying those 300k+ salaries to the coders in California offices
I miss when the first thing that came to mind when I heard the word "metaverse" was "name for the world born of the collective human consciousness from Persona 5" and not "VRChat but worse".
Notice how the Metaverse is practically empathy. While VRChat has hundreds of people playing every day and partying.
I can't even imagine the look on RT's face when those guys started buying applauses for him with real money and when he said "no, it's not worthy!!" they replied with "we're supporting Zuckerberg with it" 😭
And then the stocks crashed...
I love correlation/causation falacies
Edit: spelling
I can't even tell if they were serious. Were these folks friends of RT or just random users ?
@@Denter86 viewers I believe
@@Denter86 Like three of them were regular Metaverse users, and the rest were RT's viewers. 🤣
Daniel is truly masochistic for doing this of his own valition.
It’s supposed to be volition, but valition seems to fit more oddly enough
I'd say sadomasochist given we had to watch that.
I hate myself
@@RTGame hey just in case that wasn't sarcasm i just wanna say you're a great guy and you've brought smiles and good feels to a ton of people all over the world
@@RTGame same I also hate myself for even thinking meta had a chance to redeem itself
They did it. Its actually far worse then I ever imagined
The people in the comedy club feel like a group of fae trying to convince a human to stay in their forest
The part where RTGame got stuck in the menu and everyone around him announced he was dead is the most profound moment in the history of Zuck’s Metaverse. This could very well be an accurate simulation of how it feels to enter the afterlife; just hearing everyone around you talk about your death while you’re freaking out, unable to move or exit out of an endless grey void.
It makes it more realistic because hearing is one of the last things to cut out before you die
None of us even knew RT could hear us lmao
@@Aftonite8866 literally the afterlife
that'd be funny as hell
Thanks, I hate it.
I find it really funny that people can pretend to have sex in VR chat but in the metaverse you can't even have legs lmao
Mark believes people are more sexy when they don't have legs.
Certain intrepid furry engineers are trying to create fully immersive sex with haptic feedback.
Didn't vr chat ban mods ?
how else would the zucc blend in? his perambulating ways are too eye-catching otherwise
@@Craigthepope Jeffery Zuckerberg
I think Meta spent too much time for user tracking activity.
"god forbid we encounter people here" 😂😂
dan can finally live out his dreams of becoming a meth dealer in glorious VR
or boss baby, apparently
@@thatoneguy9582 Baby meth dealer.
he can become heisenberg with that
I read that as "in a glorious RV"
@@Xenderman sebby! Get the VRV!
Today I watched furries use sign language in VR Chat and someone fail at picking up a microphone without legs in the Metaverse
Never underestimate the ingenuity and get-shit-done spirit of the furry community. Furries get results.
The sign language in VR thing is fucking incredible actually, saw that too and it is stellar how silly little fox furries contribute so much with so much work to keep a community interesting and working smoothly for everyone
@@JUJUJUNO Meanwhile Meta is still working rolling out legs. They got the number of limbs humans have wrong, and it's taking them billions of dollars and thousands of man-hours to patch it.
@@tjenadonn6158 to be fair I think that big corporations that blatantly rip off other's ideas lack any kind of passion or will to do these things. Like, I can palpably feel how little to no love there is in the production of the Metaverse, VRchat at least has the passion of entire communities in there
@@tjenadonn6158 you're only half correct, there's definitely billions being spent, but I don't think ANYONE is working, zucc is willingly scamming himself here, which seems to be a growing theme what with all the NFT talk
this being in the horror playlist is insanely funny actually
Something really notable about this is the total lack of mirrors. VRChat is full of them because the developers correctly realized that people like to have a way to look at their own avatars and other people with you. Meanwhile in facebookland you get to see yourself in the avatar selector and a very very tiny phone screen and that’s it.
There’s no consideration given to what people actually want to do
That’s because VRChat allows avatars to be created out of anything so long a 3D model exists for it, here they’re intending you make an avatar that looks like yourself and I doubt you’re as focused at looking into a mirror irl
VRCHAT is what everyone wants, I don't know why they don't just buy VRCHAT
@@user-sm8gd4kb1c because zuck will fuck up vrchat more then it already is
@@user-sm8gd4kb1c they actually tried to, but they were stopped by the government because they don't want Zuckerberg to have too much of the metaverse
Cause even they know no one wants to see their ugly models
Ironically, the community seems pretty chill lmao.
United in agreeing that the metaverse is awful, god bless
Indeed, except for the person sounding like they were trying to be sick
well to be fair less than a hundred people actively play it.
i ***think*** most of the people he found were stream snipers who downloaded the game literally on the hour
but like dont quote me on that
@@thatoneguy9582 i think there was about 5-6 that were chilling there before Dan arrived, t h e n fans poured in. And the two people interacting with one of them sounding like they were choking probably were randos
This literally made me laugh uncontrollably for a good while.
I love the fact that they keep emphasizing that everyone is a "real person."
only Zuckerberg could fail to understand why humans would not enjoy being the Upper-torso of a vaguely human uncanny valley-esque model. he looked more emotive in the trailers and such than he ever has in real life
"When everyone's a robot, (evil laughter) no one will be"
Not quite uncanny valley. They don't look human enough to trigger that special form of creepiness. Still weird, granted.
@@Vykk_Draygo
which is to say It’s Just Bad
@@Vykk_Draygo uncanny valley is a spectrum
This is as close to metaverse as I ever want to go.
Are you making videos after your epic return to India?
Hey Karl big fan.❤❤❤
What a weird place to find Karl Rock in lmao. You're videos make me want to go to india
@@jaspr8673 Yeah, Karl never replies in the comment section. He acts humble, but since he has become a millionaire, he doesnt care about his audience.
you're absolutely right karl
I think that cell phones and vr have a huge problem, the lack of feedback, everything is virtual, nothing exists so you have no idea when you are touching something, that is why is so hard to interact with anything, video games joysticks as simple as they are, have buttons, so you always know where you have to press in order to interact, I don't know, maybe its necessary to look for a way to give feedback through virtual controllers or maybe is necessary to step back and don't remove the buttons in the middle.
The comedy routine turned into strictly physical comedy without even trying to. Lol
You can feel zuck put his soul into the game.
the joke being that zuck has no soul
@@DJNeon-C1990 zucchini bread 🍞🥖?
@@DJNeon-C1990 Or that the game itself is also soulless
The design is very human
Whahaha😂
The first performance was my favourite cuz dropping and not being able to pick up the mic in front of the whole crowd is such a funny representation of social anxiety. absolute nightmare material
Worrying about your social anxiety is such a social anxiety thing to do
I laughed so hard at that!
This whole thing looks like a that one joke from Futurama. $15 billion well spent.
you're doing gods work RT
Unironically probably the most fun anyone's ever had in the metaverse
Ironically shows a video of Horizon, which isn't even the Metaverse!
I can’t believe he missed a joke about being great at stand up comedy with no legs.
Yea..
all I kept thinking about haha
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Well, hang on! I mean... really, hang on!
We can't even build a decent cyberpunk dystopia. What's the point
this made me realize more about how VR chat is such an amazing game and should be cherished
"It's trying to make me buy applause credits"
Holy shit this is like a parody of itself.
When I heard "applause credits", I thought it was a joke. It sounds like something you'd see on a parody of a VR service; the notion of having to pay to do something as simple as that is ridiculous. And yet here it is.
@@TSBJunkie It's EA's wet dream. Making you pay for basic things.
@@anakinlowground5515 EA would make you buy oxigen packs for 15 minutes of gameplay or else you die in VR
ikr? Sounds like it's from an Onion article. Same with Elon Musk now making Twitter verifications available for anyone who can pay the $8 per month cost!
@@zsoltpeterdaniel8413 Lol, you're probably right
Remember, if a _free_ game made by a couple dozen creators with zero backing can make a game better than you when you have hundreds of 'skilled' developers on it and you've already put 15 billion into the rabbit hole for it, you should *really* reconsider your options.
i think they would have been better off just outsourcing it to some actual gamedev studio rather than doing it in house at facebook. they have crazy salaries for devs there and never did actual games before. their pipeline must be completely fucked to spend so much money for this amount of return.
They should've kept it a small project, slowly growing it for years. Now it will never recover.
@@WasatchWind at least they have an internal metaverse toolkit that none of the Facebook deva even want to use lol.
Dont blame the developvers
@@sekinnnnn1121 the devs are the only ones to blame for the massive failure that is VR Metaverse
I knew this was bad, but I had no idea it would be so bad that it made Decentraland look almost competent...
I've had a Quest 2 for a while now, but this is the first time I've ever seen Metas Metaverse.
I can say with confidence that I prefer VRChat