Pretty sure his ego is about the same size as his pile of money he's sitting on. Which doesn't let him see that he is unfunny so he doesn't see a need to pay someone to be funnier than him.
Because he only plays a "genius" on TV. He could easily hire an entire team of comedy writers to crank out tweets for him, but he lacks the intelligence and self-awareness to realize that. He thinks he's funny, why would he need to pay someone to be funny for him?
10:07 "everyday I pray for the world to get better in a very violent way" I don't have any commentary to add, this just made me laugh so I'm writing it down in hopes of better imprinting it in my memory
your editing never fails to crack me up dude, the blurred "science flask" and then coughing out some smoke 😂😂 I started watching your vids within the past 6 months or so and I'm addicted I don't miss a single stream lol
I remember telling my friend how I had made $50 selling my little bit of doge. He was sitting on a profit of several hundreds, afraid to sell it because he thought it was going to go up. I warned him, but he thought that his SNL appearance could send it *to the moon*.
This was posted 2 hours ago, how does it only have 10k views?? This is gold! To be fair tho the 2k like - 10k view ratio is pretty nice. At least you know that the people who watch your videos love them even if UA-cam isn’t pushing them. Keep up the good work Ethan!!
Awesome video, Ethan! 10/10 ❤ Thanks for the 🔥 content! By the way, in relation to Elon, I once had my Instagram account get hacked, and they only posted one thing on my hacked account, before I managed to get it back. The thing they posted was just "elon musk really cool guy", which I promptly deleted because it goes against my very core beliefs. Anyway, thanks again!
I disagree. I think Elon incinerating his own net worth and repeatedly tanking Tesla/crypto stocks in the pointless effort of making people think he's cool is actually very funny.
We need an awareness campaign for selfawareness, cause how does the richest guy (at that time) concerned about ruthless corporate overlords taking over A.I which btw is being used BY his minions and simps to sell more scams
I wasn't sure if I agreed with his math and science, but then Ethan pulled out the Marvel Vs Capcom 2 music in the credits, that's when I knew he could be trusted.
Hey I know UA-camrs gotta make money but even though I'm pro drug and pro marijuana delta 8 isn't good. I thought until recently that it was merely extracted from hemp like CBD but there's such small amounts of it in there that it has to be chemically synthesized from CBD. There's nothing inherently wrong with a chemical process to get you the good stuff but with delta 8 being not subject to the same rules and regulations that legal marijuana is who knows what they're using to synthesize it or how much of those chemicals are left over in the final product. The vape carts are also often flavored with potentially toxic terpenes. I totally understand the want to get high if you're not in a legal state, I moved from California to Virginia and although Virginia is legal recreational they hadn't set up the rules for dispensaries by the time I got here so there was no options to get weed besides getting a medical card (expensive) growing your own (time consuming but the way to go if you have the space to do it) or finding a street dealer (sketchy) so I ended up smoking a fair amount of delta 8. I haven't noticed any significant health effects from doing it but a lot of the carts tasted reeeeallly fucking weird like there was shit in there that had nothing to do with hemp or marijuana. Bottom line is if you have any other way of getting the good ol delta 9 thc (aka you're good ol standard marijuana) do that. I really hope marijuana is federally legalized soon so people don't have to resort to less desirable alternatives to get high. Please do your research on any substance before consuming it, I've learned the hard way on that several times and it can have life changing consequences.
Speaking of science, Ethan, i just want to say, if there are botanical (non cannabis derived) terps in your sponsor's carts, then those Delta 8 carts actually do have addittives, those being the terps themselves. Highly recommend live resin carts if you can get them, distillate isnt really good quality. ❤ your videos, just a budtender wanting to spread a lil awareness!!
Hey ethan, does vance have public test results for their edibles and distillate? Would be a great thing to advertise as thats the main thing keeping me from recommending d8 products
I remember back in the day when the world thought Elon Musk was the real world Tony Stark. Then we learned about how he treats his employees and we began to think he was Tony Stark but from the first half of Iron Man 1. And then we learned even more about Musk and now we've come to the truth that he's actually just a weird maladapted sperg who is stuck in the days of "le epic trolling" from 2009.
Elon Musk isn't just a billionaire. The average billionaire can't relate to things like rounding up a group of large banks to finance the purchase of a 43 billion dollar company. Purchasing a company for 430 million, which is something the average billionaire might do, is simply a much smaller transaction.
watching this graph im considering sending it to my favourite science teacher from high school bc i feel like he'd find this whole video hilarious. thank u for this content.
I’m in business and all the average person really has to know about stocks is: Line go Up=People buying stock at higher prices, Line go Down=People buying stock at lower prices, and the reason the price goes up or down is because more or less people are buying stock. The reason the line going down is “bad” is because the company is making an economic loss, which isn’t the same as actually loosing money - it just means they aren’t making as much money as before. (For an example, the stock price falling means they used to make $5 per share and now they’re making $3 dollars per share.) It sounds mild until it drops low enough, which can be a problem if your make part or all of your revenue off of shares. This problem is extra bad on crypto though, since the share price directly translates to how much a currency is worth because shares for crypto are the crypto coins. When Elon Musk made Crypto stocks go down, essentially he was dropping the worth of their product and made the revenue of crypto companies go down with it. Lmao (Note: I don’t know everything about crypto so I might’ve gotten details wrong, but I think I got the gist right)
Good video man. The people I’ve talked to who simp for Elon seem to like him basically because he’s rich and tweets bad memes. That’s literally it. Oh, and because they want a Tesla.
I love Elon musk because you never know what he's gonna post on Twitter. Like one day he could post some shitty outdated meme from 2016 Then the next day he'll post just pure fuckin transphobia.
thats the thing, i think hes only buy twitter to get attention from these bad people hes also unbanned some awful famous people, another reason to hate him, but oh well, no one can stop him, and no one also has to have twitter, so who cares. it's always had been a bad place anyway lol
when you're born rich/attractive/etc nobody ever critiques you or tells you no, so it's really hard to actually get smarter/funnier/better at things because nobody will actually tell you the truth. it's honestly kind of sad. but that's why a lot of people just don't admire rich folks, not because they don't deserve it but because they aren't doing anything we can't do other than "be lucky". not really something you can admire in a person. so for me.. nothing to admire, and of course, they rarely do anything with their money or fame worth admiring beyond contributing to consumerism. \o/
Ethan, your $199 sound effect spooked me (5:40). I was eating some frosting, then boom: *boo-bee-boop!!!* >.< Also, how aren't your goggles fogging up? I keep my vents open and they just cloud up in 20 mins D:
Why doesn't he just pay someone, that can write tweets for him? He is the richest guy on earth ffs.
Pretty sure his ego is about the same size as his pile of money he's sitting on. Which doesn't let him see that he is unfunny so he doesn't see a need to pay someone to be funnier than him.
@@Katherine_Zheng absolutely hit the nail on the head, he's 100% unable to say he's wrong
That's the worst part- he already does
Because he only plays a "genius" on TV. He could easily hire an entire team of comedy writers to crank out tweets for him, but he lacks the intelligence and self-awareness to realize that. He thinks he's funny, why would he need to pay someone to be funny for him?
The funny thing is he already rips off Reddit memes.
Ethan: Elon Musk can't be funny because he's a NERD
Also Ethan: At his angriest when someone gets LOTR lore wrong
Takes one to know one!
Lmao da boy loves ya
To be fair, Nerds and Geeks aren't the same.
As a scientist, I can confirm that is a special scientist flask.
oh thank god
Thanks for the confirmation dear scientist! 😊
I'm so tired and I read the title as "Using Meth and Science to Prove Elon Musk Is Not Funny" and I was just like "yup cool carry on ethan"
we witness ethan go on a rampage about some crazy conspiracy theory while high off his ass on meth
LMFAOOO
~breaking bad intensifies~
Very cool of walter is online
What the fuck, it's actually math. I'm ded
"every day i pray for the world to get better in a very violent way" is a fire quote
Reminds me of my grandma lol
We really don't need math to understand how a 50 year old band kid is unfunny, but regardless, I know this will be a banger of a video
Was a banger
Don't dunk on band kids man at least they have talent
Hey, we're funny, just only to ourselves
I've never met a band kid with less self awareness than Elon
hey dont diss band kids like that.
i am going to say he looks like he played triangle or clarinet
10:07 "everyday I pray for the world to get better in a very violent way"
I don't have any commentary to add, this just made me laugh so I'm writing it down in hopes of better imprinting it in my memory
i was just coming here to say i’m now gonna be constantly reciting this because i really resonated with it
i love how you can see ethan getting higher throughout the numbers segment and yet he keeps making good points
hes high every stream and still doesnt miss
i love you ethan
your confidence and hilarity gave me the courage to come out as nonbinary and bisexual.
HELL YEAH congrats!!!!
congrations!!!!! 💙🩷💜
Fuck yeah 🎉
woohoo! 🎉
you could make a religion out of that.
Hail Pee.
You’re inventing the genre of stoner commentary and tbh it’s my favorite genre
Stoner commentary has been a thing for a while now. Ethan definitely does it well though.
he's not stoned
@@INFILTR8US stoner comedy doesn't mean "making jokes while stoned"
@@INFILTR8US first of all, that's not what stoner comedy means, second of all, he literally took a bong hit on camera
@@MiloOfTormentorBand literally lmfao 😭
Ethan is the coolest science teacher
I appreciate a scientist who takes safety seriously.
please tell me I’m not the only one obsessed with ethans new haircut ✨
crazy how much weight mainstream television carries in the world of people who are "unplugged from the matrix".
I'm so starved for ethan content I've started rewatching markiplier's fnaf series
youre so real for that. i do the exact same thing
Does he do it for you
@@jakmanseven310 LMFAO NOT GLITCHED ATTRACTION
@Rice markiplier and kwite are my comfort youtubers so I watch their shit religiously
I was so down bad I started watching his drunk five nights at f*ckboys
Damn he can draw a line straighter than I'll ever be
Lol same
lmfao likekwise
‘Every day I pray for the world to get better in a very violent way’ this generation felt that
“Everyday I wish for the world to get better in a violent way” is immediately going into my phrase book
I like when the funny man yells at evil people
Love that Ethan makes their voiceover still match their pace/mannerisms 😌 top tier editing
i love your profile picture so much
Top tier pfp
your editing never fails to crack me up dude, the blurred "science flask" and then coughing out some smoke 😂😂 I started watching your vids within the past 6 months or so and I'm addicted I don't miss a single stream lol
"Every day I pray for the world to get better in a very violent way"
probably the hardest Ive ever related to you lol
when you graduate Scientist School, they hand you a special flask like that with your diploma
As a fellow scientist with my own special flask, I approve of every point you made in this video 😂
0:38 "I finally upgraded to 8 monitors this week..."
Um... I hope someone pointed out to Elon that that's 10 monitors..
The Virgin Elon Musk vs The Chad Weird Al
Comparing anyone to weird al is an insult to him.he’s always gonna end up on top
@@L0rdOfThePies I just think Weird Al's songs are funny.
@@johnoconnell5004 and thats all you need dude 👍
idc if Ethan said it's a mess this is genuinely one of their best videos. Loved it. Well done.
I thought when Elon bought Twitter it was because he wanted to cause chaos now I realize that he actually thought he could run Twitter
You posted a video about Elon Musk a while back and I took it to heart and you ended up saving me some serious money. This is why I am a Patron. lol
nice
ethan being the comedy arbiter is the most hilarious part of the video
I remember telling my friend how I had made $50 selling my little bit of doge. He was sitting on a profit of several hundreds, afraid to sell it because he thought it was going to go up. I warned him, but he thought that his SNL appearance could send it *to the moon*.
This was posted 2 hours ago, how does it only have 10k views?? This is gold! To be fair tho the 2k like - 10k view ratio is pretty nice. At least you know that the people who watch your videos love them even if UA-cam isn’t pushing them. Keep up the good work Ethan!!
If you store your dry erase markers tip side down, the ink will flow better and they’ll last longer. 😌
Pre liking cuz you know this shits gon be fire
But ethan,,,, comedy is finally legal on twitter now!!!
I really loved this video Ethan! The chaotic energy was super fun and your hair looks really dope :)
Awesome video, Ethan! 10/10 ❤
Thanks for the 🔥 content!
By the way, in relation to Elon, I once had my Instagram account get hacked, and they only posted one thing on my hacked account, before I managed to get it back.
The thing they posted was just "elon musk really cool guy", which I promptly deleted because it goes against my very core beliefs.
Anyway, thanks again!
I disagree. I think Elon incinerating his own net worth and repeatedly tanking Tesla/crypto stocks in the pointless effort of making people think he's cool is actually very funny.
yeah. but that's not on Purpose, that's being funny by mistake
i missed a LOT of what you said because i couldn’t stop looking at the way you wrote the W and R in bubble letters
You can always track his plane. Remember how much Elon hates people tracking his plane so don’t forget to track Elons plane today
lets go drugs
This video wasn't a mess it was hilarious! You're doing great, Ethan! 😁
the Oat Milk shirt jumpscared me bc i picked up my oatmilk shaken espresso and sipped it as the ad popped up
This was freaking awesome ethan! Keep up the great work!
That dude had 10 monitors. No wonder he loses money trading; he can't even count.
Gonna have ask my stock market friend to explain this one to me
I love the energy of this video its so good. love ur newer stuff ethan its great keep it up
elon posting memes about AI being owned by a “ruthless corporation” is so fucking ironic
THE NUMBERS, MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
Writing a fanfic while watching love you pee man
very cool username!! are you silly for a living or are you depressed
@@allisonfields3108 both
Elon would be really upset if he could understand the math and science behind this video.
We need an awareness campaign for selfawareness, cause how does the richest guy (at that time) concerned about ruthless corporate overlords taking over A.I which btw is being used BY his minions and simps to sell more scams
I wasn't sure if I agreed with his math and science, but then Ethan pulled out the Marvel Vs Capcom 2 music in the credits, that's when I knew he could be trusted.
This guy is definitely the first person who would be sponsored by fckn vapes 😂
Hey I know UA-camrs gotta make money but even though I'm pro drug and pro marijuana delta 8 isn't good. I thought until recently that it was merely extracted from hemp like CBD but there's such small amounts of it in there that it has to be chemically synthesized from CBD. There's nothing inherently wrong with a chemical process to get you the good stuff but with delta 8 being not subject to the same rules and regulations that legal marijuana is who knows what they're using to synthesize it or how much of those chemicals are left over in the final product. The vape carts are also often flavored with potentially toxic terpenes. I totally understand the want to get high if you're not in a legal state, I moved from California to Virginia and although Virginia is legal recreational they hadn't set up the rules for dispensaries by the time I got here so there was no options to get weed besides getting a medical card (expensive) growing your own (time consuming but the way to go if you have the space to do it) or finding a street dealer (sketchy) so I ended up smoking a fair amount of delta 8. I haven't noticed any significant health effects from doing it but a lot of the carts tasted reeeeallly fucking weird like there was shit in there that had nothing to do with hemp or marijuana. Bottom line is if you have any other way of getting the good ol delta 9 thc (aka you're good ol standard marijuana) do that. I really hope marijuana is federally legalized soon so people don't have to resort to less desirable alternatives to get high. Please do your research on any substance before consuming it, I've learned the hard way on that several times and it can have life changing consequences.
Remember we are talking about people losing millions and possibly billions of “dollars”
this is gold.
also i'm finally a proud patron. grateful to have the means to support your content
ETHAN SO EXCITED FOR YOUR SHIRTSS was hoping when you'd announce it :))
Peethan DESTROYS Elon Musk with FACTS and LOGIC
this is the first video i watched on my first high! i love your channel!
Speaking of science, Ethan, i just want to say, if there are botanical (non cannabis derived) terps in your sponsor's carts, then those Delta 8 carts actually do have addittives, those being the terps themselves. Highly recommend live resin carts if you can get them, distillate isnt really good quality. ❤ your videos, just a budtender wanting to spread a lil awareness!!
fellow budtender here
For mathematical reasons this video is hilarious
i love the progressively slight unhinged humor this vid lol
The numbers speak to me, too. They called me a bitch.
This video is very funny Ethan. Thank you for blessing us with this content
But Ethan, have you considered that Elon might see this and have his feelings hurt? 😢
As a former CBD shop employee, I'm a big fan of a UA-camr being sponsored by diet quid haha
Today is literally my 18th so the Vance global sponsorship feels like a fuckin birthday present lmao
Hey ethan, does vance have public test results for their edibles and distillate? Would be a great thing to advertise as thats the main thing keeping me from recommending d8 products
dang how'd Ethan know i was gonna be distracted the whole video wondering about the shirt thanks pee
It's amazing how small twitter gets when it's roasted.
"he's got a completely different life than you" tsk speak for yourself bro I managed to not overdraft this month
I love how you can see which glass instrument you are using on the whiteboard lol
This is one of my favorite videos of yours I love peethan university
“You know that 0% of you are subscribed?”
Wait…
I remember back in the day when the world thought Elon Musk was the real world Tony Stark. Then we learned about how he treats his employees and we began to think he was Tony Stark but from the first half of Iron Man 1. And then we learned even more about Musk and now we've come to the truth that he's actually just a weird maladapted sperg who is stuck in the days of "le epic trolling" from 2009.
Elon Musk isn't just a billionaire. The average billionaire can't relate to things like rounding up a group of large banks to finance the purchase of a 43 billion dollar company. Purchasing a company for 430 million, which is something the average billionaire might do, is simply a much smaller transaction.
watching this graph im considering sending it to my favourite science teacher from high school bc i feel like he'd find this whole video hilarious. thank u for this content.
I’m in business and all the average person really has to know about stocks is: Line go Up=People buying stock at higher prices, Line go Down=People buying stock at lower prices, and the reason the price goes up or down is because more or less people are buying stock.
The reason the line going down is “bad” is because the company is making an economic loss, which isn’t the same as actually loosing money - it just means they aren’t making as much money as before. (For an example, the stock price falling means they used to make $5 per share and now they’re making $3 dollars per share.)
It sounds mild until it drops low enough, which can be a problem if your make part or all of your revenue off of shares. This problem is extra bad on crypto though, since the share price directly translates to how much a currency is worth because shares for crypto are the crypto coins.
When Elon Musk made Crypto stocks go down, essentially he was dropping the worth of their product and made the revenue of crypto companies go down with it. Lmao
(Note: I don’t know everything about crypto so I might’ve gotten details wrong, but I think I got the gist right)
When peethan posts video the stonks go up
As someone who is in a STEM school, I can confirm that this video is accurate and Elon musk is not funny.
This video has an impact factor of a bajillion on "Web of Science"
I love your sense of humor. I also need an oat milk shirt.
Eat the rich. Beginning with Musk. Omm nomm nom I am the cookie monster for rich people
Tesla and crypto crashing in Markey value is actually very funny 😂😂😂
Good video man. The people I’ve talked to who simp for Elon seem to like him basically because he’s rich and tweets bad memes. That’s literally it. Oh, and because they want a Tesla.
Drunk stuck in my dress having a panic attack but this will make me feel better I know
Hope you got out 🙏
I love Elon musk because you never know what he's gonna post on Twitter.
Like one day he could post some shitty outdated meme from 2016
Then the next day he'll post just pure fuckin transphobia.
thats the thing, i think hes only buy twitter to get attention from these bad people
hes also unbanned some awful famous people, another reason to hate him, but oh well, no one can stop him, and no one also has to have twitter, so who cares.
it's always had been a bad place anyway lol
using food and a microwave to make myself no longer hungry
Science real
@@badger6882 truee
ethan is doing real science here, let that sink in !
when you're born rich/attractive/etc nobody ever critiques you or tells you no, so it's really hard to actually get smarter/funnier/better at things because nobody will actually tell you the truth. it's honestly kind of sad. but that's why a lot of people just don't admire rich folks, not because they don't deserve it but because they aren't doing anything we can't do other than "be lucky". not really something you can admire in a person. so for me.. nothing to admire, and of course, they rarely do anything with their money or fame worth admiring beyond contributing to consumerism. \o/
Ethan, your $199 sound effect spooked me (5:40). I was eating some frosting, then boom: *boo-bee-boop!!!* >.<
Also, how aren't your goggles fogging up? I keep my vents open and they just cloud up in 20 mins D:
respectfully, charlie kelly in the mailroom energy
you drop 10% off code a WEEK after I ordered my girlboss gaslight gatekeep shirt???? fine, buying the dragon jacket then finally brb
i like your funny words magic man
Twitter is so shit after elon took over it sucks especially for artists it's kinda really sad
But shoutout Vance and coolshirtz
i had a very good time thank you ethan
Best science lesson ever
Good vid. Great job, Ethan. Keep it up
The man makes some really good points here....