Imperial Guard - Sector is Clear [WH40K SFM]

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2020
  • Alternate title: Guardsmen getting Chaos'ed.
    I know yall are probably frustrated by the heretically short length of my videos, but rest assured that I am planning a longer animation, one that's at least a minute long, and featuring our favourite trenchers, the Krieg!
    Experimenting with a new lasgun sfx, tell me what you think! Its a combination of a TF2 diamondback with the sound of a bullet crack.
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    CREDITS
    Models Used
    Lasgun - Nirrti/Ilwrath and LT_C
    Guardsmen, Renegade, Chaos SM - Spacemarine game
    BFV props
    Tracers - Negalore
    Sounds
    TF2, HL2, SWBF2 trailer, CSGO, DOW1, Black Mesa
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  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 3 роки тому +8199

    Guardsman aimed for the throat. Smart guy. Too bad the dice were not with him.

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 3 роки тому +791

      He did pass morale when his buddy went down.

    • @svalfish1716
      @svalfish1716 3 роки тому +416

      Hitting on 4s wounding on 5s saving on 3s. A shittier combination there hardly is

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 3 роки тому +222

      @@svalfish1716 Could’ve been a Chaos Terminator with wrist-mounted storm bolter and power fist. Then the whole platoon is screwed unless they get lucky with their anti-tank weaponry.

    • @svalfish1716
      @svalfish1716 3 роки тому +21

      @@trrebi981 true

    • @jefferyjoyner6032
      @jefferyjoyner6032 3 роки тому +32

      @@trrebi981 it really doesn’t look like it, the bolter isn’t wrist mounted and the armor doesn’t match well, so probably not

  • @vulcan5567
    @vulcan5567 3 роки тому +5655

    Power of the guard's equipment: low
    Power of the guard's will: through the roof

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +232

      When you join the Guard, you are given three things:
      1) a T-Shirt
      2) a Flashlight
      3) and the Standard-issue Balls/Ovaries-of-Steel

    • @palmerthemedic7449
      @palmerthemedic7449 3 роки тому +57

      Power of the guards equipment: great
      Power of the guards will: balls of steel

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 роки тому +50

      GavintheGamer the power of the guard's equipment is boosted by numbers, one guardsmen ain't going to do shit against a chaos marine, five might be able to slow him down, ten will slow him down and a fortification filled with thousands of them can and have stopped an enemy assault by chaos marines, that's why the imperial guard is nicknamed "the wall of guns" and this strategy has worked for cadia for ten thousand years right up until the war master abbadon dropped a space station called the black stone fortress onto the planet but even that couldn't break the guard

    • @arlissmith876
      @arlissmith876 3 роки тому +15

      I believe failbaddon the armless is the correct name

    • @calvinwang5631
      @calvinwang5631 3 роки тому +16

      The world broke before the guard

  • @gerickollarena
    @gerickollarena 3 роки тому +13961

    He stayed calm, relayed corrected information and aimed for the throat despite being in front of a chaos marine
    This guardsman was outstanding

    • @arminascepas8301
      @arminascepas8301 3 роки тому +532

      And very dead

    • @Stugs21
      @Stugs21 3 роки тому +2014

      *Guardsman lasts not even 3 seconds against the CSM*
      "Truly outstanding performance! That's a new company record!"

    • @gerickollarena
      @gerickollarena 3 роки тому +951

      @@arminascepas8301 A Guardsman's job is to hold the line and die standing
      He did his job very well

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark 3 роки тому +670

      So true though. Most would run, he was a true soldier.

    • @CMAzeriah
      @CMAzeriah 3 роки тому +177

      *Balls swell*
      Now try to kill me

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 3 роки тому +5849

    I gotta give serious props to that Guardsman tho. He had less than 2 seconds to react and immediately landed 6 fully automatic lasgun shots all centered around the marine’s neck area where the armor is least thick before getting *BLAM*ed. He died a true son of the Emperor of Man

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 роки тому +408

      Also, relying information about hostiles in a clear and calm way

    • @lolroflroflcakes
      @lolroflroflcakes 3 роки тому +182

      To be fair there is no recoil on a lasgun, so if you embrace the guardsman ethic all you have to do is point and click.

    • @Razzrazz90
      @Razzrazz90 3 роки тому +218

      @@lolroflroflcakes Man "do lasguns have recoil" is such a highly debated topic in the fluff lol. Like yeah they're technically supposed to be weightless lasers, but then just watch the recent official trailer of Darktide and the lasguns both in-game and the cinematic have recoil. It's probably just one of those "rule of cool" situations.

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine 3 роки тому +127

      @@Razzrazz90 Technically, them having recoil makes sense since recoil is just the opposing force of the projectile. A laser strong enough to kill a man would have some momentum. Just far less than a standard boomstick.

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 3 роки тому +26

      I think he got more than six if you slow the footage down.

  • @Bigus-Brainus
    @Bigus-Brainus 3 роки тому +3743

    Guardsmen: dies in 3 seconds.
    The comments: "outstanding move, could not have done better."
    And this is why I love 40k

    • @HispAnakin42
      @HispAnakin42 2 роки тому +59

      😆 this needs more likes

    • @TheVoiceOfReason93
      @TheVoiceOfReason93 2 роки тому +144

      Credit where it's due for whatever that is worth.

    • @gabrielpardo4229
      @gabrielpardo4229 Рік тому +79

      You mean he stood the line for 3 seconds

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 Рік тому

      If hey ran he most likely would of been executed for cowardice

    • @meloncito7020
      @meloncito7020 Рік тому +62

      @@gabrielpardo4229 some might say "3 sekunz only?" remember he is against a demigod

  • @ecw4life267
    @ecw4life267 3 роки тому +3722

    Always gotta love the fact that the guard are just normal people fighting off weird space elves, hordes of orcs, demonic traitor space marines and egyptian terminators and they are never ones to back down, the Emperor smiles upon the guard

    • @tobithelost3263
      @tobithelost3263 3 роки тому +181

      You forgot Anime Mech using Space Communist's and Swarms of over Grown ravenous Dino-Bugs

    • @diegohiramguidogarcia6003
      @diegohiramguidogarcia6003 3 роки тому +73

      @@tobithelost3263 over grown ravenous dino bugs my favorite word up until now ha ha ha

    • @jadenwhitlock5600
      @jadenwhitlock5600 3 роки тому +34

      Not when you have a commissar watching ya

    • @austinalsobrook
      @austinalsobrook 3 роки тому +43

      @@jadenwhitlock5600 yeah the fear of the commisar is greater than any alien or heretic

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 3 роки тому +20

      Don't forget that after fighting off the demonic traitors
      Unless you have some friendly Space Wolves around
      they get to face their own side, cause the inquisition isn't gonna let 'em go with their lives.

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 3 роки тому +4746

    That guard should have the highest honor to be with the side of the emperor.

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +429

      He died well. Rest in peace(es)

    • @oscarveglio226
      @oscarveglio226 3 роки тому +27

      ce garde impériale qui devait avoir une sacrée paire pour dire que tout ne se passait pas comme prévu et tirer sur le Space marin du chaos sans montrer la moindre peur il fait honneur à son régiment et à l’empereur-Dieu

    • @Steelstriker
      @Steelstriker 3 роки тому +163

      Not to mention he was shooting the things neck before dying. Thats one smart hero right there

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 3 роки тому +33

      I‘d also like a piece of Guard with a side of Emperor.

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 3 роки тому +29

      @@AbsolutelyNothing we lost kyle *sob sob* that bastard owed me 20 bucks

  • @Steelstriker
    @Steelstriker 3 роки тому +3773

    Damn. .3 seconds before death. That a imperial record

    • @septicsauce322
      @septicsauce322 3 роки тому +229

      To be fair, they did manage to kill a heretic. That's pretty good.

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +302

      bringing down the average combat life expectancy, together.

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 3 роки тому +140

      AND he managed to inform his superiors that the sector was emphatically NOT clear before dying, so they can properly throw more guardsmen at the situation and not leave a hole in the Emperor’s holy wall of guns! If they heard the bolter fire over the comms, they might even consider the situation grave enough to send some leman russes or walk some artillery fire over the area as part of the reinforcements. Or just send more guardsmen.

    • @herlescraft
      @herlescraft 3 роки тому +24

      @@IONATVS or... send the guardsmen as delay during the bombardment, as I doubt anything short of a direct hit from artillery is capable of slowing down an ex-emperor finest warrior.

    • @user-kw3dy7hc4j
      @user-kw3dy7hc4j 3 роки тому +11

      Ciaphas Cain: my trainings is very productive.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +2887

    “List of Chaos Marine war crimes:”
    “This list is incomplete, *you can help by expanding it.”*

  • @parkermaisterra8532
    @parkermaisterra8532 3 роки тому +3517

    I don't know whats more hilarious. The guardsmen less than 10 feet away from a Chaos Space Marine speaking calmly into his Vox to tell people things aren't clear or how it seemed like the Space Marine completely ignored him until he was getting blasted.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 3 роки тому +172

      That guard's soul should be with the emperor for his calm and collect even in the face of bolter.

    • @dimondlord11
      @dimondlord11 3 роки тому +123

      When something isn't a threat yet you don't shoot it maybe their was someone more important the other way not like las fire would really dent him

    • @joshuadarrow
      @joshuadarrow 3 роки тому +38

      IT’S QUIET.

    • @essex3777
      @essex3777 3 роки тому +90

      I'm still struggling to understand why they didn't see that 8-foot tall Khornate warrior cover in enough metal to kickstart the Pittsburg economy.

    • @thomas4092
      @thomas4092 3 роки тому +91

      @@essex3777 astartes can be sneaky as all hell when they want to, that and in pretty sure he came from behind and to the side of the guardsmen, they can be pretty damned fast, especially the melee centered ones like world eaters since tabletop sees them advancing then charging in the same turn or having 2 movement phases depending on the edition.

  • @TheWeekendWarrior99
    @TheWeekendWarrior99 3 роки тому +4659

    Is nobody gonna comment on the trigger discipline on that guardsman? Beautiful attention to detail!

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +373

      Having read the Caiaphus Cain novels, the Guard is unflappably professional, well-trained and highly competent. Memes aside, the Guard is the reason the Imperium is still around.

    • @Cernunnnos
      @Cernunnnos 3 роки тому +106

      @LOAN NGUYEN the guard is the hammer and shield, the adepts the scalpel. Both have their uses.

    • @craig.a.glesner
      @craig.a.glesner 3 роки тому +36

      I know right? That was a beauty detail. The bolter rounds going off was tight too.

    • @Shotokan1001
      @Shotokan1001 3 роки тому +68

      Also how he immediately targeted the armours neck joint. The only way a lasgun can take down an Astartes, besides a thousand shooting at once.

    • @darkanddryhumour1822
      @darkanddryhumour1822 2 роки тому +9

      Hehe glad I'm not the only classy guy in here then. Yes I noticed

  • @Chameleon1616
    @Chameleon1616 3 роки тому +691

    Space marine finds a red mist settling on the floor.
    “On your feet gaurdsman”

    • @DCapybara
      @DCapybara 3 роки тому +44

      First time I heard this joke
      I chuckled

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 роки тому +39

      Correction Commissar finds the red mists of Guardsmen on the floor.Commissar:On your feet guardsmen!!! You have not finished your patrol and no one gave you permission to die.

    • @perretti2006
      @perretti2006 3 роки тому +51

      Steven Green
      And that’s how the red mist regiment was born!
      Virtually unkillable, these guardsmen would be the perfect soldier, were they capable of bearing arms.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 роки тому +2

      @@perretti2006 ROFL!!!

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +16

      “YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE *BROTHER!”*

  • @CT-Clone
    @CT-Clone 3 роки тому +2122

    I can't explain how much i love videos that shows the guardsmen as competent (if expendable) soldiers. Here we see him even aim for the throat before he got blasted himself

    • @danielsnow4989
      @danielsnow4989 3 роки тому +45

      They have good trigger discipline as well.

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator 3 роки тому +80

      The guys and gals DO go some intensive training. Heck, only thing the astra militarium seems to be skimping on is actual personal combat gear.
      Sure, they say guardsmen have low morale. Sure, maybe compared to genetically modified supersoldiers, mindless swarm bugs. At one point, SOMEONE human is going to crap their proverbial pants and develop some nasty PTSDs, definitely.

    • @ChainsawGutsFuck
      @ChainsawGutsFuck 3 роки тому +73

      @@Gebunator The irony is that the Imperial Guard has vastly superior weaponry and protection that any modern armed force in the real world - laser guns with pinpoint accuracy, as light as an SMG and with an ammunition pack that recharges via solar power that can blow limbs clean off - but their enemies are so far ahead of the curve that humans are, in comparison, little more than... well, ants.
      That's why they came up with genetically engineered "super soldiers" which are outfitted with the best equipment possible, conducting missions too "delicate" or specialised for interplanetary bombardment.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +79

      @@ChainsawGutsFuck The Lasgun is even more fantastic than that.
      1) No Bullet drop, it's only inaccuracy is user-error
      2) It's effective range is miles (the beam eventually weakens and dissipates after a certain distance)
      3) Durable enough to literally beat someone to death with and still be 100% effective
      4) The power pack can be recharged from literally any source of power:
      a) Wall power outlets
      b) car batteries
      c) lightning strike
      d) chuck it in a fraking campfire
      e) leave it out in the sun for a while
      5) No recoil*
      6) Surprisingly simple enough even crummy modern day-tech level-planets can build them
      7) Cost-effective enough to manufacture in literally uncountable numbers
      The Imperial Guard doesn't use Lasguns cause they're trash. It's cause they've completely outmoded guns in every way. The Lasgun is one of the most practical and OP weapons in Science Fiction. It's just not very flashy, fancy or ludicrously high-powered and is thus overshadowed by all the other insanity of 40K.
      *This one actually depends on the author, some lore/stories they have it, some they don't

    • @doop00
      @doop00 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah I like them as well, the idea of "normal" soldiers fighting on the same battlefield as walking tanks that is terrifying.

  • @jegeization
    @jegeization 3 роки тому +435

    Fun fact: he survived and entire crusade and this was his last mission until being granted lands to farm.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 2 роки тому +15

      Do the happy hunting grounds count?

    • @thien0300
      @thien0300 8 місяців тому +2

      Only in death does duty end

    • @El_Hornio_II
      @El_Hornio_II 6 місяців тому

      Oh bless your soul if you think a Guardsman is going to be granted retirement (and that's expecting them to _live_ long enough to retire to begin with) and even then, you really expect a Guardsmen to be granted land of any kind to retire to? Agri Worlds sure as shit aren't gonna have any land for any one individual to own their own private farm on and Paradise Worlds are few and far between and the land upon them certainly isn't going to be given to a Guardsman

    • @dimitris2936
      @dimitris2936 2 місяці тому

      @@El_Hornio_IINah I’m pretty sure guardsman can retire if they’re no longer fit to retire, hell near the end of the great crusade the space marines were planning their retirements

  • @Kali-Alpha
    @Kali-Alpha 3 роки тому +396

    Warhammer 40k in 7 words:
    "Sector is clear... Not clear, not clear!"

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 3 роки тому +332

    He didn't even run to cover or show fear
    He stood and shot a Chaos Marine without any hesitation.
    This one gets a spot right next to the Emperor

    • @RevanRA
      @RevanRA 3 роки тому +16

      Well, many spots right next to the Emperor, because his body is now a bloody mess - whatever's left of it.

    • @Senator-Wary
      @Senator-Wary 3 роки тому +18

      @@RevanRA next to him in a bucket

    • @sullysquid674
      @sullysquid674 3 роки тому +9

      he gets the medal of honor and the medal of bravery

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 3 роки тому +2

      @@Senator-Wary Dear Emperor...

  • @r1singthorn4451
    @r1singthorn4451 3 роки тому +418

    Imperial guardsman looks out across the battlefield.
    *blinks once*
    WAAARGHHH!!
    *Blinks again*
    TYRANID HIVE FLEET
    *Blinks again*
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
    *Blinks rapidly*
    Peaceful field safe at last....
    Howling Banshee screams

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 роки тому +257

    I love how, when they perceived the threat to be neutralised that guardsman removed his finger from the trigger.
    Gun safety is apparently still in effect in 40k and I love it.

    • @LTDroz
      @LTDroz 2 роки тому +15

      Bro, a gun is still a gun. Plasma, bullets, missiles, etc, it’s gonna hurt if you shoot your foot or a friend. Especially the missile but still

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 Рік тому +5

      Accidentally shooting a brother is bad. So... yeah.

    • @rhorybader4054
      @rhorybader4054 Рік тому +5

      Failure to adhere to proper trigger discipline is heresy, Guardsman.

  • @reivercaptain510
    @reivercaptain510 3 роки тому +792

    The lasgun sfx is very good. Got that underlying ZOT sound to it. And props to that Guardsman, no trace of abhuman dread or panic. Just aimed center-mass and worked the shots up towards the throat.

    • @ricardotorrence6459
      @ricardotorrence6459 3 роки тому +29

      On a fair situation that Guardsman could have survived

    • @ricardotorrence6459
      @ricardotorrence6459 3 роки тому +23

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 yes against another kind of enemy... That needs to breath i mean the guy shoot the marine in the throat like 5 times. Also told their team that sector was not clear so he gathered intell on enemy position... Quite a capable guy

    • @sunshineskystar
      @sunshineskystar 3 роки тому +2

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 he could survive if the he didnt shoot at it. The space marine seems to be ignoring him.

    • @reivercaptain510
      @reivercaptain510 3 роки тому +5

      @@ricardotorrence6459 That's the thing about 40K though. It's not fair.

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 3 роки тому +8

      @@reivercaptain510 Yep. Those two guardsmen probably just went through dozens of traitors before Spiketard McEdgepants showed up and nuked their arses.

  • @illiteratebrian1707
    @illiteratebrian1707 3 роки тому +846

    I just saw your “A guardsman’s view” video and thought “wow, those laser rifles are pretty powerful!” But now I’m beginning to understand why they refer to them as flashlights when you have to rely on it to fight THAT

    • @tobithelost3263
      @tobithelost3263 3 роки тому +93

      and that is just one of the potentially dangerous entities a Guard's men can encounter in their service

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 3 роки тому +196

      Yeah, canonically lasguns would be considered obscenely lethal clarketech (tech so good it’s indistinguishable from magic) compared to modern armies-no recoil, insanely reliable, pinpoint accurate, SMG rate of fire, penetration power of a high-caliber sniper rifle, etc, it’s just that every other technology for killing things has advanced to orders of magnitude crazier than THAT, and armor has kept pace too.

    • @thomas4092
      @thomas4092 3 роки тому +70

      @@IONATVS not to mention it tends to vaporize flesh and any shot to non extremities (hands and feet) is not treatable due to it being lethal.

    • @thomas4092
      @thomas4092 3 роки тому +45

      @@tobithelost3263 oh wait until they find out about Terminators and things that shrug off Bolter rounds like the Necrons

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 роки тому +75

      Illiterate Brian even THAT is insignificant and can be brought low when confronted by a literal wall of lasguns, hell in sufficient quantities they can even bring down titans.
      Those people who call the las gun a flashlight forget that an entire planet armed with them defends the imperium from the horrors lurking in the eye of terror

  • @kriegsmanno.133lostinthewarp
    @kriegsmanno.133lostinthewarp 3 роки тому +257

    A 7ft tall hulking metal man sneaks up on a guy and was noticed at point blank... there's a bush somewhere...

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 3 роки тому +41

      I also think most guardsmen acquire hearing issues from live-fire artillery shelling drills.

    • @AximandTheCursed
      @AximandTheCursed 3 роки тому +35

      To be fair, all Space Marines, both Loyal and Traitor, are schooled in stealth, some are better than others at it (e.g. Alpha Legion, Raven Guard), but all are capable of it unless they are getting around in Terminator armour.

    • @Gunnar001
      @Gunnar001 3 роки тому +11

      7.5 to 8 foot or taller*

    • @raider3167
      @raider3167 3 роки тому +22

      He may be in red, but he’s clearly an Alpha Legion Legionnaire.

    • @sajadhoxhaj6603
      @sajadhoxhaj6603 3 роки тому +20

      @@raider3167 everyone is an alpha legionnaire *in disguise*

  • @silverams480
    @silverams480 3 роки тому +251

    That guard show some serius trigger security rules... Good job!

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +8

      The Guard are unfailingly professional..... unless it's the Salvar Chem Dogs. Eugh.

    • @twig4661
      @twig4661 3 роки тому

      right?

    • @iamwhoimnotimnotwhoiam4431
      @iamwhoimnotimnotwhoiam4431 3 роки тому

      Yeah man, I'm glad I'm not the only one that got a stiffy from that!

  • @falkyrie5228
    @falkyrie5228 3 роки тому +108

    This hero kept his cool, took the time to warn his teammates and then aimed for the throat. 😤

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 3 роки тому +47

    Now that's a cadian alright, calmly yet urgently informed his squad then went for a soft joint on a chaos marine...

  • @thedankgutter2293
    @thedankgutter2293 3 роки тому +133

    A remarkably stealthy chaos space marine that doesn’t look like alpha legion but is probably alpha legion because he doesn’t look like alpha legion.

    • @FlashHawk4
      @FlashHawk4 3 роки тому +22

      I dunno, I feel like an alpha legion marine would look like an alpha legion marine because you're expecting an alpha legion marine to not look like an alpha legion marine

    • @thedankgutter2293
      @thedankgutter2293 3 роки тому +7

      @@FlashHawk4 you could argue that he could be an ultra sneaky night lord xD

    • @brok56
      @brok56 3 роки тому +6

      My brain hurts. Why did you do this To me?

    • @alfienade6738
      @alfienade6738 3 роки тому +12

      "hey alpharius"
      "hey"
      - Alpharius - galaxies greatest spy

    • @thedankgutter2293
      @thedankgutter2293 3 роки тому +1

      @@brok56 settle down, here drink your pint of frenzon…

  • @blackmonish
    @blackmonish 3 роки тому +50

    Wow... I have never seen the entire 40k universe summarized so quickly.

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 3 роки тому +27

    Perfect. He shined his flashlight in that Chaos Marine's face for a good few seconds, distracting him and buying the Empire precious time to mount a counteroffensive against this heresy. Well done Guardsman.

  • @barrettpendleton3998
    @barrettpendleton3998 3 роки тому +12

    'It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.'
    RIP Guardsman.

    • @firestuka8850
      @firestuka8850 5 місяців тому

      Good ol Captain Picard. Love that quote.

  • @andresr.viguera9791
    @andresr.viguera9791 3 роки тому +183

    The power of the SM bolters is indeed frightening.

    • @Gunnar001
      @Gunnar001 3 роки тому +14

      This video actually portrays them pretty accurately for once.

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 3 роки тому +3

      @@Gunnar001 The shot would not explode inside of a guardsman. It'd just pass through. Result is probably still similar though.

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 3 роки тому +18

      @@nilsingvar7319 Bolter ammunition is specifically designed to explode inside the enemy.

    • @Matt_J98
      @Matt_J98 3 роки тому

      @@katamariroller2837 Perhaps not. Some warheads are only designed to explode when met with enough resistance or something. I'm not specialized in the subject, but I've heard that some explosive projectiles will fly right through a "soft skinned" vehicle without exploding. Although every being hit by a bolter seems to get chunked so I'm assuming it's some next level tech.

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 3 роки тому +6

      @@Matt_J98 Bolter ammunition comes in different varieties, including armour-piercing, toxic and incendiary. But the standard round is meant to penetrate the target, then burst. It is a mix of armour-piercing and fragmentation.

  • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
    @VoiceOfTheEmperor 3 роки тому +172

    I didn't even know I needed this in my life. I'm extremely happy with this. Thank you.

  • @vgmtyson6797
    @vgmtyson6797 3 роки тому +479

    Was that the combine death sound

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +103

      yep. Sound effect mashup gang

    • @Inanedata
      @Inanedata 3 роки тому +24

      And a sigh from half life too, right after that.

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +1

      I read combine death sound and expected the flat line, for some reason.

  • @maew150
    @maew150 3 роки тому +12

    His warning of the situation coupled with the few seconds he distracted the chaos marine might have made all the difference in his comrades being able to properly respond. Small as it was, even the smallest efforts can sometimes have the greatest impacts.

  • @tnerbtnerb5136
    @tnerbtnerb5136 3 роки тому +33

    And that's why there are four things you can be in the infantry: the guy with the grenade launcher, the guy with the plasma gun, the guy with the melta gun, or dead.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 роки тому +6

      *laughs in dudes with lascannon*

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 3 роки тому

      @BenjaminTheRogue Eh if it overheats you just drop it on the floor

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 3 роки тому

      @@jackbright2125 Pretty sure it doesn't just get a little warm when it overheats.

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 3 роки тому +2

      @@stormisuedonym4599 It gets hot enough to burn you, the RPG rules literally state you can just drop it on the floor to avoid taking damage. The problem is you have to pick it back up on your next turn.
      Also sometimes you're in a place where dropping it isn't an option. In that case, pray to the emperor and maintain the gun well.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 3 роки тому

      @@jackbright2125 It's not just hot enough to burn you, it's hot enough to kill a super-human in power armor. The RPG rules bending that a bit makes sense in the context of the RPG, as it's an RPG.

  • @septicsauce322
    @septicsauce322 3 роки тому +228

    Also, the last comment so I don't spam you. The lasgun is nice! Just an answer to your description!

  • @doctordarkness100
    @doctordarkness100 3 роки тому +44

    "It's quiet"

  • @corsnake6959
    @corsnake6959 3 роки тому +52

    Good adaptation of the meme, and im loving that lasgun sfx, only one word, nice.

  • @Freedomknight48
    @Freedomknight48 3 роки тому +11

    I love how the guardsmen took his figure off the trigger, Dude has really nice trigger discipline!

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 3 роки тому +19

    Dudeeeee! The appropriately awkward-sharp head movements as they scan around for more potential threats. The traitor guardsman bouncing just a little as he smacks the ground. Even the middle ground Guardsmen has clear effort put into his movements! Well done!

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen 3 роки тому +8

    Guradsman: "Welp... might as well go down shooting this walking tank..."

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 3 роки тому +15

    That guardsman deserves his own STATUE. The imperial pantheon of heroes got a new member

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 3 роки тому +6

    Proper trigger discipline, clear and concise communications despite being seconds from death, aims for the throat and accepts his death like a total badass instead of running away.
    Truly, a chad guardsman.

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 11 місяців тому +4

    If every Guardsmen was as calm and collected as this guy was facing a Chaos Space marine then i bet the Imperium would never lose a planet.

  • @upyours75
    @upyours75 3 роки тому +3

    CLONE WARS PTSD VIBES RN: "It's never clear"

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 3 роки тому +9

    The movements on the Guardsmen when he's turning to see the chaos Space Marine and then yelling into the vox is very well done! Smooth and natural!

  • @pug-aloentertainment3801
    @pug-aloentertainment3801 3 роки тому +3

    I refuse to believe that this guardsman's balls of steel didn't crush those bolter shots and CSM by sheer force of gravity

  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 3 роки тому +8

    For everyone pointing out what a great Guardsman that is, note the chevrons visible at 00:04.
    That is a Sergeant. It's his job to keep calm and focused when everything is going to hell, all while guiding raw recruits and babysitting a Lieutenant. The Guard stands, but the backbone of the Guard is the noncommissioned man, and just try standing without a spine.

    • @scrapper3494
      @scrapper3494 3 роки тому +1

      " The ’eathen in ’is blindness bows down to wood an’ stone;
      ’E don’t obey no orders unless they is ’is own.
      The ’eathen in ’is blindness must end where ’e began,
      But the backbone of the Army is the Non-commissioned Man!"
      Rudyard Kipling, "The 'Eathen', written 1922 on Old Terra and still true forty thousand years later.

    • @jesseberg3271
      @jesseberg3271 3 роки тому

      @@scrapper3494 my favorite line, referring to a newly brevetted Corporal, is:
      _An now e's arf oh nothing, an all a Private still._

  • @Nonsense010688
    @Nonsense010688 3 роки тому +11

    this one scene of the battlefronts 2 trailer has become legendary...

  • @goingblargh
    @goingblargh 3 роки тому +4

    A moment of silence for that guard, please?
    He died braver than most.

  • @lionheart6176
    @lionheart6176 3 роки тому +6

    Time is a guardsman's best currency
    His was spent wisely

  • @septicsauce322
    @septicsauce322 3 роки тому +19

    Wow, I got here fast, nice video by the way!

  • @MasterSnakeTamer
    @MasterSnakeTamer 3 роки тому +4

    It's a minor thing, but I like the detail about the guardsman showing good trigger discipline. As soon as the threat was seemingly over, he took his finger off the trigger. A little detail, but it shows that you put a lot of work into it. I love it!

  • @simpleclonetrooper2740
    @simpleclonetrooper2740 2 роки тому +4

    My favorite faction in the game.

  • @blaster23456
    @blaster23456 3 роки тому +8

    I was going to ask how he didn't notice the 8ft tall space marine with spikes growing out of his armor, but then I remembered that the Raven Guard are a thing so...yeah. Checks out.

  • @Schugger1
    @Schugger1 3 роки тому +3

    Guardsman's last thought: "Powerarmor op - Pls nerf!"

  • @tjking9969
    @tjking9969 3 роки тому +3

    Notice he aimed for the Gorget. Nice touch there love that attention to detail

  • @Khonkhrete
    @Khonkhrete 3 роки тому

    I love the little detail with the finger! You had it animated to come off of the trigger when not being readied to fire and put it back to the trigger when combat continued. That's a very minor, but very important thing in real life and I'm very glad you implemented it into the animation!

  • @rabbidfanatic535
    @rabbidfanatic535 3 роки тому +8

    In reality, we'll all be imperial guards

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 3 роки тому +1

      Unlikely. Most would be PDF or civilian.
      Standards for the guard is quite high.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому +2

      @@nilsingvar7319 Ah, yes, the PDF, often referred to by the Guard as The Imperial Speedbump

    • @Setnja92
      @Setnja92 3 роки тому

      @@nilsingvar7319 Heh, even this is better that working in manufactorium or to live in lower 3/4 of the hive city :D

    • @RoulicisThe
      @RoulicisThe 3 роки тому +1

      @@nilsingvar7319 Recruitement Standards aren't that high, but a good portion of candidates don't survive the training

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 роки тому

      @@nilsingvar7319 quite high until the conscription hits you

  • @charles_thesecondmanthing
    @charles_thesecondmanthing 3 роки тому +15

    Guardsman: "All clear"
    *1 or 2 seconds later*
    *Obviously loud stomping noises*

  • @brotheriwishforthesuntoshi3509
    @brotheriwishforthesuntoshi3509 3 роки тому +2

    Great stuff as always man!

  • @Dad76
    @Dad76 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely amazing work dude, your SFM animations inspired me to start dabbling in SFM aswell!

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah go for it! I wish you luck because its gonna be a painful journey!

  • @Gunnar001
    @Gunnar001 3 роки тому +4

    Wow....after years and years of watching 40k movies, cinematics and fan created videos...you’re one of the first creators to have actually managed to portray the devastating power of a Bolter accurately.
    Good fucking job, man!

    • @pedrokantor3997
      @pedrokantor3997 3 роки тому

      Astartes didn't?

    • @Gunnar001
      @Gunnar001 3 роки тому

      @@pedrokantor3997 Not really. The explosive power and the damage it did to targets was far too weak.

    • @pedrokantor3997
      @pedrokantor3997 3 роки тому

      @@Gunnar001 ​ That's debatable, but I'm glad that 40K fanimations are finally portraying Bolt guns as the rapid firing RPG's that they are.

    • @Gunnar001
      @Gunnar001 3 роки тому

      @@pedrokantor3997 The explosive force of one bolt is enough to completely blow a person apart and put down anyone in close proximity. This is described plenty of times throughout official 40k lore:
      _“Uttam's guardian spear spat a bolt from the weapon beneath the blade and the man's body blew apart into vaporised blood and bone shrapnel. Two of the nearest soldiers went down with the force of the explosion...”_
      *- The Outcast Dead, pg. 397*
      _“The bolt pistols thundered again. Each round found its mark, and fifty more bodies were reduced to bloody fragments. The rest of the mob staggered on, their outstretched hands little more than a metre away.
      At Zahariel’s command, the squad took one last step back and fired five more rounds into the press. Firing bolts locked back on empty magazines as fifty more bodies erupted into gory mist.”_
      *- Fallen Angels, pg. 320*
      _“There’s another shot. It’s not a las. It’s a gut-deep boom. Bolter. Garel explodes. There’s meat and black blood everywhere in a splatter pattern, covering them all, dark gore and_
      _liquidised tissue coating the dust that’s coating them. Teth flinches as he is hit by a whizzing chunk of Garel’s spine. He blinks blood out of his eyes. He sees teeth on the ground,_
      _teeth embedded in a chunk of jaw, teeth that just that second were grinning at him.”_
      *- Know No Fear, pg. 190*
      _“With a small movement, the warrior raised the barrel of his bolter and shot the Governor at point-blank range, blasting his body apart.”_
      *- Nemesis, pg. 600*
      _“He began to fire, not on burst, but on single shot, feeling the weapon buck and kick against his palms. Bolter rounds were explosive penetrators. The men he hit popped like blisters, or shredded like bursting fruit.”_
      *- Horus Rising, pg. 10*
      _“I saw one of the red-coated figures burst as a bolt from Aeska’s gun struck him.”_
      *- Prospero Burns, pg. 646*
      _"Bolters fire self-propelled armour-piercing mass-reactive explosive missiles called bolts. These detonate a split second after penetrating a target, blasting it apart from within. The force of the explosion can destroy even armoured vehicles."_
      *- 3rd Edition Rulebook, pg. 60*
      It's pretty clear that the _Astartes_ series does not accurately portray the power of a Bolter as shown in the lore.

    • @HighLanderPonyYT
      @HighLanderPonyYT 3 роки тому

      Not sure how accurately Inquisitor: Martyr does it, but it sounded good enough to keep me playing instead of refunding.

  • @zow8238
    @zow8238 3 роки тому +3

    The short life of a guardsman in a nutshell. (Except these guys were competent enough to actually clear a sector. So.... the short life of an exceptionally competent guardsman in a nutshell.)

  • @scootza1
    @scootza1 3 роки тому +2

    Thank the emporer he didn't say "it's quiet" I still have PTSD from Fire Warrior's audio bugs

  • @f1r3hydr4nt
    @f1r3hydr4nt 3 роки тому +2

    Love the detail in his trigger finger moving away from the trigger when hes relaxed, and back when hes alerted to the CSM

  • @gogos1003
    @gogos1003 3 роки тому +3

    they missed a 3 meter tall giant in warning red color with burning eye sight in 2 meter range. Those marine can be fking sneaky if the choose to be.

  • @lonefaloperator518
    @lonefaloperator518 3 роки тому +5

    He didn't runway, HE STOOD and FOUGHT! A true hero of mankind.

  • @stillwatersrundeep001
    @stillwatersrundeep001 3 роки тому

    I'm glad that between the last guardsman lasgun animation and this one, you did away with the explosive sound effects. This one sounds so much more like how i imagine lasguns should sound.

  • @Bobbyjoe4511
    @Bobbyjoe4511 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine seeing the raw power of a single bolt gun exploding the human body in one shot. And the poor guardsman only had tiny pew pews poking little holes.

  • @catomeowgarius4399
    @catomeowgarius4399 3 роки тому +15

    If this was a Gaunts ghost, his las would rip through chaos armor with a flashlight like butter.

    • @ergonamix9977
      @ergonamix9977 3 роки тому +5

      If it was a Gaunts Ghost, they'd have been the one ambushing the CSM.

    • @scrapper3494
      @scrapper3494 3 роки тому +3

      @@ergonamix9977 Well, Gaunt's Ghosts are a specialist stealth unit so that makes sense. And plenty of them have their lasgun shots bounce off Chaos Marine armour.
      And if you want scary stealth from the Ghosts then Mkoll is just terrifying. He sneaks up on Chaos Marines, he sneaks up on loxatl assassins ( chameleonic-skinned lizards who track targets by scent) , he even out-stealths Dark Eldar Mandrakes. The only way to explain it is warp bullshit.

  • @aspennnnnnnn
    @aspennnnnnnn 3 роки тому +4

    I really love seeing the guardsman's lasgun do absolutely nothing to the chaos marine, even despite his good aim.

    • @RoulicisThe
      @RoulicisThe 3 роки тому +1

      Well, 5 centimeters thick ceramite + energy shield coating makes it quite hard to pierce through with infantry weapons >

  • @3vilSm1ley1995
    @3vilSm1ley1995 3 роки тому +2

    I always return for that lazgun soundeffect

  • @thedrunkzaku
    @thedrunkzaku 3 роки тому +1

    That trigger discipline was a good little add, cheers to you mate.

  • @tu4i775
    @tu4i775 3 роки тому +4

    Imagine if guardsmen had bolter level of damage in terms of weaponry
    Imperium wins the fight no debates

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 2 роки тому

      Yep. But that's like handing every single guardsman the equivalent of a rocket launcher.

  • @septicsauce322
    @septicsauce322 3 роки тому +7

    HERE!

  • @Clone6385
    @Clone6385 3 роки тому +2

    Anyone else remember the trailer for starwars battlefront 2? The clones go into an area
    “Sector’s clear.”
    -maul shows up.-
    “Not clear not clear

    • @50CentArmy
      @50CentArmy 3 роки тому +1

      I see that reference😂

  • @djcuevas1057
    @djcuevas1057 3 роки тому +1

    I just want to say I really appreciate the detail in this. For example the guardsman used trigger discipline. He didnt put his finger on the trigger until he was ready to fire.

  • @user-nz2vk9rq6y
    @user-nz2vk9rq6y 3 роки тому +2

    The most impressive thing is suprisingly the good trigger discipline of those guardsmen.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +5

    *"Sector is clear"*
    *_"Execute order 66"_*

  • @quillion0877
    @quillion0877 3 роки тому

    That was pretty good, nice job

  • @agoogleuser4859
    @agoogleuser4859 Рік тому

    oh hey! im the guy who ripped & ported that chaos marine from the game, awesome to see it used well! this was actually my armor loadout in multiplayer so it feels pretty cool to see someone animate it! great work!

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 3 роки тому +6

    Me: “honey, how was work today?”
    Guardsman: “Took a bolter round to the face!”
    Me: “so average. Got ya.”

  • @pendantblade6361
    @pendantblade6361 3 роки тому +21

    Post this on r/40k my dude.

  • @sumitmhatre8419
    @sumitmhatre8419 3 роки тому

    The little details like taking the finger off the trigger. Fantastic job.

  • @somerandomdood3478
    @somerandomdood3478 2 роки тому +1

    How nice of the chaos marine, he didn’t even kill the guardsman until he started being unfriendly

  • @Jack_OLanterns
    @Jack_OLanterns 3 роки тому +5

    Dude just here to drop some words of encouragement, and I hope you don't mind being juxtaposed. But while Astartes is some next level shit, this, this shit right here that you are doing? Dope. Really really really dope and I look forward to seeing that notification popping when you drop stuff. Good show.

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +1

      Thank you! I don't mind it - Astartes is what I dream to be able to produce one day, and am working towards that goal. I hope I won't disappoint!

    • @Jack_OLanterns
      @Jack_OLanterns 3 роки тому

      @@AbsolutelyNothing There is something very satisfying about your work. First the sounds are meaty and heavy like what I hope for when I see 40k animations. The animations look like they have weight, and kick. Obviously the violence is key and well executed. I hope you keep these flourishes throughout your work. I love it.

  • @thelunchlord4530
    @thelunchlord4530 3 роки тому +28

    Hey i got a question where the hell are you finding all these 40k models cause i cant find them on the workshop or sfmlabs. Looking to give sfm a go and try making my own shorts.

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +16

      They're up on the Gmod workshop. You'll need a copy of gmod, then you can import those gmod models into sfm. Look up importing models from gmod to sfm and you should be good!

    • @thelunchlord4530
      @thelunchlord4530 3 роки тому +5

      @@AbsolutelyNothing really they look really smooth for gmod models

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +4

      @@thelunchlord4530 You'd be surprised with what good lighting can do. There's some good models up there, just gotta look for em. Good luck!

    • @thelunchlord4530
      @thelunchlord4530 3 роки тому +4

      @@AbsolutelyNothing look i know am probably annoying you with all these question and comments and am sorry if i am but i cant really seem to find chaos cultist or imp guard models do you mind linking them ?. And one other thing how exactly do you make gore cause there's not a lot of tutorials about that.

    • @AbsolutelyNothing
      @AbsolutelyNothing  3 роки тому +4

      @@thelunchlord4530 No worries! Here's the IG and cultist models garrysmods.org/download/6033/spacemarine-and-imperial-guard There's a few more links in the desc with updates so get em too!
      For gore, I use a lot of scaling options. I scale down the sizes of bones so everything beyond that is shrunk to nothingness. Taking this video for example, the guardsman's upper torso disappears. So, I added scale control to his spine and shrunk it down. Then, I add gibs or pieces of flesh in place of the spine to look like its been ripped open. Then add more gibs flying out. Add some blood and done.
      If you want to ask anymore questions or want some help, feel free to message me on Twitter at @No_Tables. Good luck!

  • @VulpineGunslinger
    @VulpineGunslinger 3 роки тому

    Who cares if the videos are short what you do is fucking amazing

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx 3 роки тому +1

    Nice touch with the Astartes reflexes. The instant the guardsman started shooting, pretty much the moment the first shot hit his armour, he was facing towards the guardsman.

  • @ch4osaeternum74
    @ch4osaeternum74 3 роки тому +3

    How a Chaos marine was not visible to the 2 guardsmen is beyond me lol.

    • @pedrokantor3997
      @pedrokantor3997 3 роки тому

      Perhaps that Chaos marine used to be from the Raven guard.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 2 роки тому

      @@pedrokantor3997 nah probably alpha legion master of infiltration after all

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 3 роки тому +7

    Multiple headshots and the guy didn't go down I'm calling hacks.

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 3 роки тому

      Lasguns are laughibly ineffective against Ceramite-Armors.

    • @enovos3138
      @enovos3138 3 роки тому

      I won't listen to your lies heretics! Clearly that Guardsmen wasn't faithful enough.

    • @andrewhornbeck526
      @andrewhornbeck526 3 роки тому +1

      @@enovos3138 His faith was mighty, but faith is only going to do so much against a fallen Astartes.
      Grenades, however, will do something.

  • @Galli45A
    @Galli45A 3 роки тому +1

    I like how violent that bolter fire feels. it's too often seen as just a big gun with big ammo and not the weapon of absolute doom that it is.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 роки тому

      Check out Astartes. The Bolters in that one are glorious.

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 2 роки тому +1

    my man looked death right in the face and aimed for its throat with his lasgun, mad fucking respect.

  • @lordazn
    @lordazn 3 роки тому +3

    Ok so a lot of people are pointing out how that guardsman sgt (look at his chest) was pretty competent by relaying info quickly and taking immediate action by aiming at the throat. All of these are valid points but I am wondering how the hell did they miss a tower CSM in bright red armor. Like was he hiding in some off screen ruins or did he pop out of some buried basement? These are all very plausible scenarios but I like to think that this marine was hiding in plain view holding a potted plant before revealing himself.

    • @abysswatcher9172
      @abysswatcher9172 2 роки тому +1

      This is old. But all Space Marines have some degree of stealth training. The Raven Guard and Alpha Legion are the specialists but the other can do it pretty well enough that regular non augmented aren't gonna spot them easily.

  • @LeedsUnitedOffical
    @LeedsUnitedOffical 3 роки тому +4

    That was my inter-dimensional cousin. :(

  • @alexanerose4820
    @alexanerose4820 3 роки тому +1

    The last two seconds summarizes very well the Imperial Guard experience

  • @Ghstmarauder
    @Ghstmarauder Рік тому

    Taking a fun moment of the Battlefront trailer and turning it into this was *chefs kiss*

  • @L0r0x_o
    @L0r0x_o 3 роки тому +3

    Ahhhh thank the Emperor, Astartes here to save us.....
    HORNS! they've got horns run run like f*cking f*ck sh*t they....
    Dead.

  • @WISHARTfilms
    @WISHARTfilms 3 роки тому +1

    Ha! I love it. More please. subbed

  • @davey_boy94
    @davey_boy94 3 роки тому

    I like this meme stuff, but I also enjoy longer form content. I'm glad to hear that he's planning to make a longer animation.

  • @Awesomeisme7000
    @Awesomeisme7000 2 роки тому +1

    Don't you just love how the Guardman shines his little flashlight at the chaos marine?
    It's pretty cute.