Welcome to Team Fortress
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- Опубліковано 26 кві 2024
- I still like TF2.
This song is a parody of Bo Burnham's 'Welcome to the Internet' - • Welcome to the Interne...
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Lyrics:
Welcome to Team Fortress
Have a look around
Anything the internet has shown you can be found
We've got update-sized updates
Some better, some worse
If none of it makes sense to you
You wouldn't be the first
Welcome to Team Fortress
Please select a class
Would you like to buy some taunts
Or pay a fee to talk in chat?
There's a few things to tweak first
This view's not the best
Just go online and you can find out the rest
Welcome to Team Fortress
I don't mean to deter
Use a weapon that you like
And then be called a racial slur
Be friendly, be angry
Be filled with dismay
Our own developers don't want us to play
Welcome to Team Fortress
For content, we're on top
Watch reactions, watch the drama
Watch the analytics drop
We've got hoovies and boxspies
And fresh new installs
And a bunch of lazy clipart skins
With neon colours that'll make your eyes bleed
Welcome to Team Fortress
Hold on to your hats
'Cus a random guy is spamming links
To scam sites in the chat
There are aimbots and pockets
And full Engie teams
Don't look at me, I just came here from the memes
See a man get headshot
Push the payload, kick a bot
Go get balanced to the RED team
Whether you like it or not
Buy balloons or magic brooms
Or spread some rumours 'bout UA-camrs
Or unbox unusual bloomers
Attempt humorous manoeuvres on the-
Here's a forty-dollar hat
The market's on the rise
Here's a weapon you've already found a hundred-thousand times
How would you rate your last game?
Like we give a shit
Your killstreak would look better if it
Had a random crit
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Casual is a casualty
And burnout is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time?
Casual is a casualty
Complaining is a crime
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
Anything and everything and
All of the time
Thank you. - Ігри
By the way, I still like TF2.
FAQ - ua-cam.com/users/postUgkx1ikPN9FZVIb0lkZOkE5m1xpN0u8lo1G-
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#SaveTF2
dude just had this video sitting before publishing, this comment is from 2 days before public publishing
this video is amazing, I wish I saw it earlier!
(X) To doubt
Love this video, and the vocals are 🔥!
Glorious parody
i hate how much i love this.
i hate how much i love you for making this
Berd what is your favorite hat
🤨
Musical Genius
Random W Berd comment
the lyrics are dangerously accurate
Omg its a person???
Omg its a person???
do you know what is ligma ?
@@nebulafdv2 LIGMA BALLS SUCKA
How tf this only got 54 likes
You know, it wasn’t always like this.
Not very long ago, just before your time,
Right before the bots raised hell,
‘Round 2009,
There were Class Updates, Hats for days, a game mode or two.
We aimed down sights and spent our nights
Playing.
Different studio, different game series entirely, and yet I can somehow hear Marcus "No refunds, period!" Kincaid tell this story...
I was gonna try coming up with one when I realized there wasn't, but I'd say you hit the nail on the coffin.
TF2!
Yes... Insatiable too!
Valve let us make them more maps,
The game was barely 2!
And we did all the things that they asked us to do...
Now look at us...
@@wolframvonstein7303memories of fyrestone and the arid badlands
Which game?
Missed opportunity to change Spy color at the auto-balance joke
He said in the the faq that he wanted to do it but it looked weird with the lighting and he didn't want to change the lighting and
@@creativename773
Oh, ok, get it
"Casual is a casualty" absolutely golden
First bot to reply is gay
“Here’s a weapon you’ve already found a hundred thousand times”
and burnout is a crime
IS THAT FUCKING MAXBOX HOLY SHIT
casual is absolutely unhinged and I love it
"How would you like to rate your last game - like we give a shit"
Gah dayum.
Same with reporting cheaters.
*I got here two seconds ago why are you even asking me???/?*
Lmao so true omg.
Best line 100%
I choked on my milk laughing when I suddenly hear this lmao
"you know... It wasn't always like this..."
_Not very long ago,_
_Just before your time..._
@@Tr0lliPop right before the updates stopped, around 2009...
@@TheIsoscelesMonsterthere where mostly stocks, a few unlocks, a hat there or two
@@davirafaelfranke9303 we set our sights, and spent our nights
Waiting...
@@TheIsoscelesMonster for you
you
insatiable you
“Our own developers don’t want us to play” is a line that resonates within me for some reason
"fov_desired 90" just killed me.
XD
and the gibus popping out of nowhere.
ITS THE DUDE! THE COOL UA-cam DUDE!!
YOU'RE ALIVE???
He lives! Seriously though, I love the content, man. But you haven't posted much, but that doesn't really matter. It just adds more wait. I love the content, and I am excited for more future stuff. Have a great day, and have a good life
The 90 FOV editing joke was great
Anyone here is in the base FOV gang?... Just me?
@@loresiooiserol4306 😬
@@loresiooiserol4306 ✋
@@loresiooiserol4306you aren’t alone
@@loresiooiserol4306no, please switch
“Our own developers don’t want us to play”
Welcome to Team Fortress, for content we’re on top!
With the new zesty Jesus video, coming back to this is just…depressing.
Just look at the view count, a majority of the TF2 fanbase doesn't even play the game. Strange times
@@iamthedrumandbassfarmer8735 I mean I can’t really blame them. They game isn’t just dead. It’s an undead corpse begging for mercy at this stage
Yeah... Feels like the community is admiring the good times they had with a relative they think is alive and well, but they just don't bother to go see how is he doing right now and just say "yeah, he's doin good!"
What they don't know is... That relative they love and cherish, is long-dead by now.
@@copotasio3043 wow thats fucking morbid
The TF2 community you see online is the people who pretend to play TF2 community
Welcome to Team Fortress
Scout will make it clear
That he really, REALLY needs
A dispenser over here
nice
10 nine year olds screaming at the single engie for a dispenser
Sorry, too busy making Uncle Dane proud.
I hear 'MEDIC' more
needadispenserhere
0:18 the random hat droping from nowhere is peak tf2 lore
please explain
I do not under, care to explain?
For those who dont understand it's a common bug where some kill affects like hats falling off and blood play in places and times that they don't belong.
It in itself may be also a reference to lazy purple's video about old clips of tf2 when he had a hat just appear out of nowhere
@@xevent3193its not a lazypurple reference, i seen it a couple times
It's still crazy how a community can be so massive with a game more then 16 years old, with no major updates anymore and be so united in saving the game. It's honestly amazing
And with a players base of only 17k players... Really impressive, this community is relaly something else...
@@El.fish.the.chocolate 25k* a lot of peo0le arent in a lobby
@@SyamfprchSFM yea... Still, it is only 10% of the players number.
@@El.fish.the.chocolate Only 30% to be accurate. 10% would only apply in summer 2023 update
@@SyamfprchSFM wait... Wtf? Why I remember that it was 10%?
This is insane. I love this from the voice skills to the animation. This is perfection, thanks for making this
A TF2 parody of “Welcome To The Internet” was certainly not on my list for this year, but you knocked it out of the park.
Yo i love your content ColenelFanzipantszen
Thanks man!
@@HintShot good job on the video by the way
now we need the rest of the song lol. it fits well with tf2s situation where it looks back on how it was before then gets back to the chaos
@@HintShotgoing on my watch later unique dope songs list.
"Oh you're live on Twitch?"
Drops a word which my lawyers don't advise me to use.
[Voice communication is not available for this account]
[Voice communication is not available for this account]
[Voice communication is not available for this account]
Stinker
Nah those people are just jealous that someone else can be so successful
@@easiestcc6451the context is that the twitch streamer was a cheater so he yells racial slurs to get the cheaters account banned
and that is why I have a "cut off sound from application" hotkey on my recording software.
I see a lot of people praising a specific lyric or the FOV thing,but I just want to highlight how amazing the entire sequence from 1:14 to 1:40 is.
The visuals,music and the gags in the lyrics come together with amazing and rapid pacing that in my opinion makes the best part of this song come together. Well done,hats (no pun intended) off to you HintShot.
Yeah It's the best part for me too. It's like the soy is trying to not loosing it with all modern tf2 bs
"The market's on the rise"
not only is this a really cute animation, but I also genuinely like this cover on welcome to the internet.
magpie :3
Thank you!!
magpie!!
ONESHOT MAGPIE :3
ONESHOT MENTIONED RAHHHHHH
That "You wouldn't be the first" caught me off guard
Heck I've been playing for nearly 1000 hours and I still don't know what is happening half of the time
@@banana_Asriel basically
The joke is about "Update sized update", from patchnotes in ate 23@@banana_Asriel
yes
This game never made any sense and never will, that's why we love it
A little detail I like is that the fov joke at 0:25 was already being set up at the start as the camera slowly zoomed in on the spy, amazing remix and amazing video hintshot
I just want to appreciate this little detail at
1:33
"Here's a weapon you've already found a hundred thousand times" got me lol. love the observer spy that leaves the second he's on camera
what? when?
@tarquinioprisco8459 right when the camera angle changes after "Don't look at me I just came here from the memes"
@@tarquinioprisco8459 1:15
free refined
@@tarquinioprisco8459 1:15
Magnificent.
hyy brick
Hi
The best brick in town is here lads
Can I throw you at Homless people?
Fancy seeing you here brick!
"For content we're on top! Watch reactions, watch the drama, watch the analytics drop."
Idk why but that line goes so hard LOL
1:52 the shadow people have found him
the random gibus that spawns 18 seconds in is actually my favourite part because it's such a specific bug to tf2 that not many people talk about
i love everything about this
what's the bug?
@@syrusalder7795random hats spawning out of nowhere when someone dies
it could be a spycicle corpse as well, or a flicker of a t posed class
@@FED0RA Don't they spawn from the map's origin (0,0,0)? Or is that something else?
@dogman15 thats similar but it can happen anywhere for some reason
Im 90% sure that bug is more common when you have ragdolls off and idk why
"see a man get headshot, push the payload, kick a bot"
Average match on tf2
hightower
Fr
“Burnout is a crime” got me from personal experience. 😂😂
This is absolutely incredible. Insane work man
I gotta say, you can sing pretty damn well BoShot
i agree
You're telling me Bo shot this Hint
Bo Burnhat
There are some notes that weren't hit well, but that doesn't affect the final product strongly enough to complain.
"Our own developers don't want us to play"
So true it hurts
I felt that in my soul
"our own developers don't want us to play" that was deep and TF2 players know that damn well
"Complaining is a crime"
looking at how half the community treats zestyjesus that makes sense
what did zestyjesus do?
@@user-xe7ki3bz5nA little bit of everything, all of the time
@@user-xe7ki3bz5n he dares to be critical about the game
People hate him because he's bigoted and keeps denying he is @@argoniek6801
@@user-xe7ki3bz5n Specically, recently (he/she/they) pointed out how about 70% of the players shown on steam are almost guaranteed to be bots of various kinds.
The “burnout is a crime” line is painfully accurate, I see many people getting nuked on just because they don’t want to play a certain video game
it's not even that they don't want to play a certain video game, it's that they don't want to play a certain video game RIGHT NOW
Muselk and Ster came to mind...
Don’t forget RTgames too
I am always burned out, I am very rarely looking forward to playing tf2, and yet, its just what I do every day. half an hour after dinner, every day, is reserved for tf2, its just part of the daily routine. I hate every match, yet I dont want to play anything else
@@DJL3G3ND it's torture, isn't it? i could be top of the scoreboard and hate every fucking second of it. after 6000 hours, why do i keep coming back? why do i want to play more?
the 4 best lines:
'go get balanced to the red red team whether you like it or not'
'casual is a casualty'
'how would you rate your last game, like we give a shit'
'our own developers don't want us to play'
Update sized update is pretty fun too
I would've loved it if his outfit changed red when he got balanced
@@yazidefirenze oh yeah i thought about that too
I feel like "Here's a weapon you've already found a hundred thousand times." Would be the 5th
@@user-sc2ep5cm2u Definitely.
For 17years this is by far the best fan made video of Team Fortress I have ever seen!
Damn this goes hard. Every game needs to have a parody of the song, especially cod, battlefield, and Fortnite
I wonder how a hollow knight version would sound tho
@@user-xe7ki3bz5n what do you do with a main character that never speaks? That isn't even human? Is it just various bug noises to the cadence of Welcome to the Internet?
You absolutely killed it, sir. The lyrics were well-crafted, the camera imitation of the original was on point, and you genuinely sing really well.
bot ahh coment
@@cursedragoyou have no sigma skibidi rizz
Nothing to add, you're right
@@cursedrago 🤫🧏♀
@@ezkillguy8316 You have no killstreak .
I love the joke of the hat popping in out of nowhere at 0:18. Good reference.
lmao I didnt even notice that
As someone who just recently downloaded the game that's how it feels. In the best possible way.
Everyone commending the superb quality of the cover, so instead I will praise how great of a middle finger to Valve some of thess lines are
Best parody song right next to "it's beggining to look alot like dustbowl", great work.
Imo this is way better than that one. That one doesn't even make top 10 for me
The dustbowl song is mainly 2000s charm nostalgia. This is a genius parody
That was a brilliant summary of the game in a well-made meme, and true about burnout. Excellent work!
Hi Sam, and yes I agree too!
I *just* noticed the gibus appearing out of nowhere at 0:18 in reference to the phenomenon of hats actually doing that in-game from time to time. Fantastic.
The glitch used to scare the crap out of me cuz I always thought it was a spy messing with me.
you know i didnt think that you could sum up both a single game of upward and the entire game all at once.
congrats on creating a masterpiece of art.
Im going to be thinking about the lyric "our own developers dont want us to play" every time time i boot the game for the forseeable future
Same here. The parody is so perfect it's both funny and a little sad.
I mean, compared to modern Triple A gaming corps the TF2 devs are practically giving you bedroom eyes.
@@johnj.spurgin7037I imagined bed-shaped eyeballs. XD I need sleep. Desperately.
*ahem* half an a press
Omg tj henry yoshi
these lyrics are genuinely incredibly well written
My G, hope you've been good chief
Thank you very much
I agree, the only thing I wish was different was him saying "Welcome to Team Fortress 2" instead of just "Team Fortress". There are some parts I feel would benefit much more from the added 2
@@Toopysey :D
I've never heard a better relavant way to describe Team Fortress 2. This is an amazing song remix in every way. I truly think the TF2 community will cherish this for years to come, thank you HintShot.
i saw this when it had freshly released and ive been listening to it nonstop ever since, hats off to you
I like how its implied that there is multiple spies in the room that act as backup voices in some parts, ALOT of love was put into this.
Gold freaking medal for animating lip sync for an entire 2 minute song.
Also super like how the spy actually moves to look between each camera at 1:26 that's a really great sequence.
It's literally a recreation of the original song, What did you expect
@@Zyziakless effort
@@Zyziak Wow dude you fucking got them with that comeback!! officially #pwned them!11! A true master debater! Your reply adds some much needed IQ points in this comment section ! Nothin personnel, kid
@@chimpanzee243 what the fuck are you talking about
One question, what is the sound you heard that resemble a trumpet.
I cant really found it on youtube.
Such amazing work, nice job man.
Absolutely incredible. Changing the FOV made me lose my MIND, but there were so many fun visual gags that it's hard to pick a favorite!
"casual is a casualty" goes undeniably hard
"here's a weapons that you already found a hundred thousand time" killed me dead
Welcome to this comment
Let me know if it's too long
I just wanna say you made my day by posting this good song
I was dancing and laughing
It truly was fun!
The jokes, the memes, the funny scenes, loved by everyone
Welcome to this comment
I've never played this game
Though through jokes, memes, songs and videos, an old fan I became
The attention to detail
Hands on the right place, haha
Not many put the effort in, like you did with grace
Welcome to this comment
What would you like to hear?
I'm no critic, nor a cynic, just enjoyed it with a beer
I've shown it
to others
They all laughed alooooong
We all have cheered since it's a recognized song
Welcome to this comment
This is probably the end
But don't worry, I'll be back to watch more videos, my friend.
You've just earned a subscriber, or two, three or more.
And I'm running out of ideas of what I could say that would rhyme with that, it's not that easy
Welcome to this comment
This is a incredible song and animation at the same time. It’s also just so clever too. Keep it up!
When he says “our own developers don’t want us to play” you can hear the sadness in his voice
"After 9 years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the wait."
* *survives and thrives for nearly 20 years.*
Yes. Yes it was.
Not thriving anymore.
@@SinfullyHera it's still thriving, even without substantial content updates.
@@Something_Disgusting Bots don't count
@@Something_Disgustingcome to australian casual servers… i’m afraid your opinion will change very, very quickly.
@@eckavolo Australia clearly has a skill issue, then.
This is such an incredibly well produced project. Hats of to you sir. 👏
How does this not have more views, not only the song but the animation is pristine. U have done an amazing job man👍
Hopefully after 9 years it will have been worth the wait
thanks! and have fun
“Don’t look at me I just came here for the memes”
That’s literally the way I started playing 😭
Me I joined TF2 because of a girlfriend that would main medic TF2. Tho she lost her socials and we couldn't never find each other I vowed to play support classes like medic in her honor
I joined because of JT Music's TF2 rap
I'm subscribed because of this 😅 gonna watch more of your videos now 👍 keep up the amazing work.
This is dang catchy I keep listening to it at least once a day lol, Dude you've done amazing work, I can only imagine how much of a wrist breaker it was animating all this.
I was expecting some AI shitpost, but found an actually creative meme. Very nice animation and good singing btw!
thank you!!
This animation is filled with little details, like the random mercs running around, proyectiles and that one hat flying out of nowhere.
But what i love the most are the expresions of the spy, dude its dying inside and its doing everything in his power to contain the frustration, just so he can express it in a cool way
Also you already heard this but good singing dude
thank you for the kind words
Phenomenal!
I love how you incorporated so many TF2 memes while keeping faithful to the energy of the original.
the dedication on this one is great! You're good bro!
I love the graph ‘reflection’ in Spy’s glasses during “The market’s on the rise”; little details like that show how high quality this is
Edit: 1:28
the fact that we're so desperate for this game to come back that we all learned how to make music is proof enough that we NEED an update sized update
also i genuinely like this more than the original
@@Cynic15The original wasnt even that good so the bar was already pretty low but yeah this version is the best one imo
Fucking amazing. Haven’t really seen anything of this quality from this community for a solid while
I keep watching this over and over for the incredible facial animations and movements. I cannot believe how restrained yet expressive they are. Some of the best I have ever seen.
"You know, it wasnt always like this...."
Not very long ago. Just before you were born...
"Not very long ago, just before your time..."
Not very long ago,
before overwatch
the game had community, and updates galore
There were far less bots
Huntsman shots
Jerma versus STAR...
Not very long ago
Updates weren't unseen
All before the jungle burned
Circa seventeen
We had brand new maps
And contracts
A weapon or two
We set our sights,
And spent our nights
Waiting
For news
News
Bare minimum news
@@Chowdonut
Valve would hit us with a blog post
Share insights with you
And when updates arrived
You know what we would do
We'd see what's new
Play what's new
New
Neeeew
Cool weapons, maps, skins, and hats
The updates came, we played our game,
For friends there's always room!
If the fun lasts forever, we'll share it with you.
It was always our aim
To make the most of this game.
This is so clean, the changing of the lyrics doesn't make the actual song any worse!
A lot of parody lyrics just try to match rhyming schemes, but forget to also match the poetic meter of the original words. Which leads to lyrics being sung to the same tune, but lacking the same rhythym as the original, which makes the whole thing feel "wrong".
That is genuinely such a good parody I never thought was possible
The hat glitch was an amazing touch
When is it?
0:18
Nice ryhmes, mate
Honestly it’s impressive that you manage to maintain the same flow even with the altered lyrics.
Especially with the lyrics actually being funny, on point, and relevant unlike some other parodies/covers.
This is incredibly awesome! Great job!
No idea how or why this came across my feed but im very glad i watched it. Very nice!
The expression on spy's face during all the video. This is truly mastermind work, I really hope the devs finally wake up cause' the Team Fortress famdon desserves better.
Yeah I started playing this game in 2020 hours ago and I genuinely hate the state this game is in it deserves so much better
#savetf2
1:20 if spy shirt just change the color that scene would be perfect
Yeah
Hakkaten.
yes
The creator made a FAQ post about this video. The spy colour was something he had tried, but some of the factors that pushed them away from it were that under the blue light, it would look greyish, and he thought of the spy as being a good static element to the video with everything happening around him.
His FAQ post itself is super cool. loved the extra info in it about the creation process.
@@trist308 That unfortunate
This is such a well done parody. Congrats dude
i love this. thank you for making this, HintShot.
That was fuckng brilliant. Lyrics were clever, style was on point, and you pulled off the singing like a boss. I think Bo Burnham would be impressed.
thank you
0:40 "Be Friendly" "Be Angry" "Be Filled With Dismay"
Is Chilled Me So Crits.
I saw this video, then I watched "Welcome to the Internet", and I appreciated it even more now. The editing and lyrics are spot on, and I especiallylove the references and hitsounds/quack noises mimicking the goofy sound effects from the original song by Bo Durham. I still love TF2 as well, but I worry about the future. Phenomenal work, and thank you for making such a masterpiece encompassing anything and everything TF2 - *All of the Time!*
It quickly became one of my favorite parody songs of all time, and one of my favorite TF2 edits as well. You have done well! as Spy would say
Holy cow! This was really well done, fantastic work! Definitely a new earworm lolol!
WE'RE GETTING VALVe's ATTENTION WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
No we are not valve doesnt care 😭
WE AIN'T GETTING SHIT FOR 8 YEARS WITH THIS ONE
Valve: nuh uh
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO STILL REMEMBERS THAT VERBS EXIST ‼️😃
WE ain't GETTING VALVe's ATTENTION WITH THIS ONE
It accurately depicts a casual player's descent into hats, disappointment, and tryharding. Well done.
You did not miss a beat - absolutely love this! :D
This is just perfect bro! 🔥🔥
This is great!
I’m quite new to TF2 (installed around dec 2022) but I already love it, and I’m so happy that even if this game is 17 years old (older than me, yikes) there are still people so creative and dedicated that still make videos about it.
I like this cover, it’s a good cover and it includes some of the highest highs I have had while playing (I got a triple kill with a random crit while soldier bombing just yesterday lol), but also the greatest issues (voice chat is not enabled on this account).
Thank you HintShot, I am so grateful you made this!
thank you so much for the kind words
That's a genuine good cover/parody! It's awesome!
This man cannot stop putting out ABSOLUTELY AMAZING videos!
this is a true masterpiece, good lyrics that make sense, especially the "Like we give a shit" part lmao