SOLDIER COMPLAINS TO HIS NCOs! (based on a true story)

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  • I can't make this up. A Soldier tried to spill his grievances about his unit to his NCOs.
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  • @ACombatVeteran
    @ACombatVeteran  4 роки тому +189

    A brilliant improvisation performance.
    Staff Sergeant: ​ ​instagram.com/justonrg
    Private: ​instagram.com/neiljamesphelps

    • @robertjones9275
      @robertjones9275 4 роки тому +10

      My true story. I was someone's battle buddy in BTC I had the unfortunate front row seat of hearing my buddy tell the drill Sargent hes gay. DS called bullshit and called his mom literally called her up and asked her if his son was gay she laughed over the phone then WE got smoked for waisting his time.

    • @roysmith3767
      @roysmith3767 4 роки тому +1

      Search : ' Why The Military Knows Israel Did 911 ? '

    • @docrichardson7034
      @docrichardson7034 4 роки тому

      I was about to go off about the earring and mustache! Great

    • @EddieLeal
      @EddieLeal 4 роки тому +2

      @@robertjones9275 How far along in training did he decide to come out of the closet?😂

    • @Sullyiscool76
      @Sullyiscool76 4 роки тому

      Front line camera man aka combat camera

  • @ihslaxer
    @ihslaxer 4 роки тому +1463

    Part two better be the NCO’s after this conversation.

    • @thotarojoestar3045
      @thotarojoestar3045 4 роки тому +90

      Part 2 is the private rucking to Toronto

    • @dandurocher1648
      @dandurocher1648 4 роки тому +115

      After pfc leaves staff says: "PT him until he fucking dies!"

    • @TraceyAllen
      @TraceyAllen 4 роки тому +35

      I found that just standing with a rifle held out at arms length for 30 minutes to an hour really makes people asked if they can get smoked.

    • @pmmp855
      @pmmp855 4 роки тому +3

      Jason H I agree! I need closer......

    • @JohnBrown-ly9md
      @JohnBrown-ly9md 4 роки тому +5

      @@TraceyAllen Right on. Try iron Mike's with heavy half of the tow bar😂.

  • @FloorItDuh
    @FloorItDuh 4 роки тому +1216

    "Any other atrocities you want to report?"
    I laughed my ass off. I'm saving that line.

  • @MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls
    @MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls 4 роки тому +734

    A "swear jar" in the Army. What a great idea. Not only would it fund the entire military, it would pay off at least half the national debt.

    • @ChinchillaQueen
      @ChinchillaQueen 4 роки тому +33

      We had a swear jar in our office...for one day. It funded the entire year's office events. This was in legal and during a court-martial

    • @MikeNiemeyer
      @MikeNiemeyer 4 роки тому +14

      Do the swear jar in the Corp we would pay off thr national debt in a week....lol

    • @MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls
      @MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls 4 роки тому +5

      @@MikeNiemeyer I was overly conservative then. Or does it depend on what a swear costs. We talking a quarter, a dollar or what?

    • @MikeNiemeyer
      @MikeNiemeyer 4 роки тому +10

      @@MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls if you used a quarter, just my section of truck mechanics alone would have paid for new fence all the way around Lejeune in a week. Bunch of foul mouths there.

    • @RageShroud
      @RageShroud 4 роки тому +6

      A swear jar would bankrupt us not pay us.

  • @nicholasorozco822
    @nicholasorozco822 4 роки тому +930

    “I’m not a blue falcon if anything, I’m a blue eagle” 😂😂 bruh. Killed me

  • @Deadradiorj
    @Deadradiorj 4 роки тому +781

    “We’ll square him away later sarnt” is the worst thing to hear ever

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 4 роки тому +18

      Right next to “we got him, sir.”

    • @balls433
      @balls433 4 роки тому +6

      It happened to me once. And I got fucked up

    • @raitchison
      @raitchison 4 роки тому

      @Me Smith BB?

    • @zeroturn7091
      @zeroturn7091 4 роки тому

      Front, back, go time

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +10

      @Me Smith Awesome story but I was Army and literally have no clue what you were talking about, but hey Corrective training is corrective training lol

  • @Raptor302
    @Raptor302 4 роки тому +492

    "We let you wear the earring because it makes you feel hole."
    I see what you did there...

    • @JulezWinnfield
      @JulezWinnfield 4 роки тому +19

      "I have a weak upper lip" when they called him out on his non-reg mustache 😃😃

    • @KazH129
      @KazH129 4 роки тому +3

      Pls tell me a male soldier with an earring in utilities is against Army regs right?

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +5

      @@KazH129 Yes....yes very out of regs.

    • @Raptor302
      @Raptor302 4 роки тому

      @Individual That was on purpose.

    • @higher3me
      @higher3me 4 роки тому

      I'm not saying we have to institute a swear jar. But if my mother were here, there would be a swear jar!😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😂😍 I'm screaming with laughter! I can't stop watching this video, omggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!

  • @calebfielding6352
    @calebfielding6352 4 роки тому +570

    Honestly I am way more interested in seeing what happens in the hallway.

    • @alejandrogonzalez-it2dn
      @alejandrogonzalez-it2dn 4 роки тому +23

      He get's beat/PTed till he dies

    • @ndl6827
      @ndl6827 4 роки тому +21

      In my time we said he would receive wall-to-wall counseling.

    • @24packman74
      @24packman74 4 роки тому +30

      Training accident it's called a training accident.

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +15

      It's called Corrective Actions. Standard procedure. Very stress relieving. lol

    • @24packman74
      @24packman74 4 роки тому +6

      @@hobbitpsi negative reinforcement works wonders.

  • @josephabraham4058
    @josephabraham4058 4 роки тому +390

    Worst four words in the military: "Do me a favor."

    • @calebbouchard9262
      @calebbouchard9262 4 роки тому +8

      Or “2nd rank immobile. First rank, TWO PACES FORWARD, MARCH!”

    • @mr.k.i.s.s7496
      @mr.k.i.s.s7496 4 роки тому +12

      I need a volunteer!

    • @TopMep
      @TopMep 3 роки тому +1

      @@calebbouchard9262 thats not 4 words my man

    • @VeryProfessionalGamer
      @VeryProfessionalGamer 2 роки тому +2

      @@mr.k.i.s.s7496 Commonly followed by "Private X, you have been declared the volunteer"

    • @nickasf
      @nickasf Рік тому

      “I need (any numbers) bodies to go here

  • @KeASiLeNT
    @KeASiLeNT 4 роки тому +243

    Pvt Barias bring a water source and meet me by the tree line. Disregard, don't bring a water source just meet me by the water buffalo.

    • @pedromorales8097
      @pedromorales8097 4 роки тому +18

      Hey has anyone seen Pvt barias ...no I don't know if there is a private barias

    • @Betroid
      @Betroid 4 роки тому +5

      Ptsd intensifys*

    • @shadowvilln711
      @shadowvilln711 4 роки тому +5

      You ever made a dumbass private pull the water buffalo around the motorpool?

    • @Jonny31Bravo
      @Jonny31Bravo 3 роки тому

      Disregard. Bring a water and a battle buddy to the tree line. 😂😂

  • @pastaorsalad9906
    @pastaorsalad9906 4 роки тому +136

    If you have to start the conversation off "I'm not a blue falcon" its usually going to end with you doing blue falcon shit.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 4 роки тому +1

      That's generally the case whenever you start with "I'm not x" or "I don't mean" lol

  • @TheMaleRei
    @TheMaleRei 4 роки тому +324

    Not gonna lie, I was waiting for the Staff Sergeant to smoke the shit out of the Blue Falcon.
    Then again, that's the responsibility of the E-5, even if the E-6 wanted to help.

    • @charliewiltshire7517
      @charliewiltshire7517 4 роки тому +1

      Cam you explain why this video is funny/or what a blue falcon is?

    • @ryannguyen7466
      @ryannguyen7466 4 роки тому +10

      @@charliewiltshire7517 Blue falcon is a soldier who is too "honest" for every single little thing (most of the time is the smallest things which he/she can solve by him or herself but somehow prefer to make it a big deal).

    • @swisssharp2440
      @swisssharp2440 4 роки тому +2

      SSG can smoke who ever he wants especially if he's in your support channel

    • @kylelin4408
      @kylelin4408 4 роки тому +3

      Bridget Kaede blue falcons like the teachers pet/ snitch

    • @divaofdoom878
      @divaofdoom878 4 роки тому +4

      Like a civilian Karen😉

  • @SuperSecretSquirell
    @SuperSecretSquirell 4 роки тому +136

    "We had to do a police call"
    "Oh no!"
    Lost it.

    • @JulianSloman
      @JulianSloman 3 роки тому +1

      What does it mean to "do a police call"?

    • @SuperSecretSquirell
      @SuperSecretSquirell 3 роки тому +1

      @@JulianSloman go pick up trash and clean up an area.

    • @thespectator5259
      @thespectator5259 Рік тому

      @@JulianSloman Basically the lower enlisted in a unit get tasked by their NCO/s (sergeants and above) to go outside the barracks/company area (where you live and or work) and collectively pick up trash (cigarette butts, plastic bottles, candy wrappers, etc). It's also called "area beautification".
      As the sergeant in the video said, it's part of military work culture. The Army certainly has enough money to hire contractors to do that kind of thing, but a military unit is supposed to be "self sufficient" so a lot of menial cleaning duties that would usually fall under separate contracted housekeeping and landscaping for any other civilian company, instead gets done by lower rank soldiers who's official job duties have nothing to do with cleaning. Mind you, that's the official justification.
      Often times, it's used as an "informal" way of punishing a soldier or a group of them (you often get group punishments for someone's else's mistake). Even if the area your "cleaning" is bare, your leadership will expect you to go back and forth out in the hot sun/cold winter until they are "satisfied" (ie, until they think you have been punished sufficiently)
      Even when I was Sergeant, I kind of hated it, since I still had to be out there to "supervise" my soldiers into doing it.

  • @johnb8190
    @johnb8190 4 роки тому +173

    “The cigarette butts don’t have any of my chapstick.”
    Lmao

    • @Hchris101
      @Hchris101 4 роки тому +8

      "or lip gloss, I use it as moisturizer"

  • @Basschasing_94
    @Basschasing_94 4 роки тому +119

    When he said “ wait for me in the hallway” he had the look of Im about to destroy you😂😂

  • @johnnyjohnson1326
    @johnnyjohnson1326 4 роки тому +217

    Army culture lol
    "I'm not a pog" is what all pogs say with a quivering lip as they cry about pog problems!!!

    • @guildmaster66
      @guildmaster66 4 роки тому +2

      Don't know that term. Pog? Guess I've been out to long.

    • @dantereimann8440
      @dantereimann8440 4 роки тому +6

      @@guildmaster66 Person other than grunt

    • @mythic_omen948
      @mythic_omen948 4 роки тому

      dante reimann how do you pronounce it?

    • @t0rm13
      @t0rm13 4 роки тому +4

      @@mythic_omen948 pronounced pOHg

    • @Jmack7861
      @Jmack7861 4 роки тому +6

      I’m a pog and proud of it, the pog life is the best life. AC, no PT, 3-4 days off every week, not having to wear your uniform to work, no formations, not deploying because your unit doesn’t deploy and you’re not PROFIS, it’s the life.

  • @angelarzate6563
    @angelarzate6563 4 роки тому +134

    Drill sergeant telling private: Why are you talking with your hands!
    Lmao “OSUT memories”

  • @mtcondie
    @mtcondie 4 роки тому +95

    "I don't want to see her get into the darker influences or the lightly walnut tan ones..." Super funny.

  • @hanscascante7933
    @hanscascante7933 4 роки тому +305

    That click after he said “we’ll make sure he’s squared away” gave me boot flashbacks

    • @isaakfrmla
      @isaakfrmla 4 роки тому +2

      Ok boot

    • @nuc2726
      @nuc2726 4 роки тому +14

      @@isaakfrmla People who unironically call people boots never even stepped on the bus.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 4 роки тому +2

      @@nuc2726
      I don't think I've ever even heard that term until today lol

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 4 роки тому +7

      Boot is mostly a marine term. I never hear that in the army.

    • @tmlstudioDJKR
      @tmlstudioDJKR 4 роки тому

      Sucking of the teeth

  • @kennycherry7684
    @kennycherry7684 4 роки тому +247

    Where Is the E4 mafia are they not around anymore? This pfc wouldn't have made it to the SSG

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +9

      They're all NCOs now. And they're not letting the weakness to kill the traditional E4 Mafia.

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 4 роки тому +46

      At dental obviously

    • @miken.4693
      @miken.4693 4 роки тому +2

      SSpider41 such an underrated comment!!!

    • @camodrums
      @camodrums 4 роки тому +1

      It's a new Army. The E4 mafia is dead.

    • @mrashad219
      @mrashad219 4 роки тому +1

      E4 mafia is dead.

  • @bamacopeland4372
    @bamacopeland4372 4 роки тому +132

    That was one of y'all is best skits. Absolutely hilarious I spent half my beer on the blue eagle

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 2 роки тому +52

    Oh God, so true. I was a Company XO and every time I heard something like this it ALWAYS started with, "You see, Sir, it's like this..." I actually had that quote on my wall and would point to it, and would tell anyone coming in, "If what you're about to say starts with THIS, it's gonna be BS and I'm not gonna help you. So, what do you have for me?" A few times they'd just stare at the quote, look at their boots and apologize for wasting my time and would walk out

    • @lissamcbride8214
      @lissamcbride8214 2 роки тому +3

      damn Willy, you is good. Wish I had been there.

  • @tyler5598
    @tyler5598 4 роки тому +157

    “If my mom we’re here, you’d have to pay”

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +2

      I swear the SSG and the SGT shared a stare where we all know would be the normal "Fuck this Privates day up." lol

    • @demon13doc
      @demon13doc 4 роки тому

      "If my mom we are here,..." that's what you wrote. Hahahahahahaha

  • @kaleckton
    @kaleckton 4 роки тому +124

    Looks like a blue butterfly is going to get his wings clipped.

  • @HateTheIRS
    @HateTheIRS 4 роки тому +997

    This PFC is about to get some free PT.

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 4 роки тому +6

      Army PT is 50-60 pushups right?

    • @HateTheIRS
      @HateTheIRS 4 роки тому +36

      M4A1 Depends what you did wrong, if you have a dumbass complaint they might smoke you till you puke. Even if your complaint makes sense and is 100% valid, they don’t care. True story.
      A SFC I met at FLW said he got smoked when he was a PVT by his SSG until he threw up multiple times because he dared voice a complaint about the pistol lanyard. He was 6’4 and the pistol lanyard was meant for people that were 5’9 so he couldn’t aim properly.
      His complaint was eventually implemented though.

    • @HateTheIRS
      @HateTheIRS 4 роки тому +3

      Awoo Awoo Now that it’s over it’s funny.
      But I haven’t heard of NCOs smoking people for no reason though. What was your MOS?

    • @HateTheIRS
      @HateTheIRS 4 роки тому +1

      Awoo Awoo it all makes sense now.

    • @HateTheIRS
      @HateTheIRS 4 роки тому

      mxt mxt what

  • @mrdirtbag49
    @mrdirtbag49 4 роки тому +78

    “If my mom we’re here there would definitely be a swear jar....and you would pay” 😂😂😂

  • @FOXTR0T1
    @FOXTR0T1 4 роки тому +76

    The darker influences... or the uh... lightly walnut tanned ones.
    Lmao

    • @JACKBOONE11
      @JACKBOONE11 4 роки тому +2

      FOXTR0T1 are you talking about Canadians

    • @nubiannlovely2204
      @nubiannlovely2204 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂🤧😂😂😂😂😂🤧🤧

  • @tylercampbell1186
    @tylercampbell1186 3 роки тому +28

    The long coffee sip and the nervous burp are so well done

  • @greysonthomas7778
    @greysonthomas7778 4 роки тому +95

    "I'm not a blue falcon, if anything im a blue eagle" LMFAOO

  • @craigha7959
    @craigha7959 4 роки тому +48

    That's how you get an e-tool to the back of your skull, at 0 dark 30, on an FTX....

  • @dilligafdude9434
    @dilligafdude9434 4 роки тому +28

    "Are you gonna give me their names?" *Rodriguez sits forward with death glare*

  • @CraazyBus
    @CraazyBus 4 роки тому +47

    I was waiting for after barias left for myrtle to say in a monotone voice "F*** him up."

    • @PaddyInf
      @PaddyInf 4 роки тому +2

      "Sergeant, do something horrible".

  • @jimmckinnon7148
    @jimmckinnon7148 4 роки тому +84

    Do one where the E-4 goes around the chain of command.

  • @theBnoJ
    @theBnoJ 4 роки тому +73

    Front line cameraman?! "I shoot something too" 😂🤣

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 4 роки тому +2

      I would have told him yeah so does the enemy.But he won't be using a camera.

    • @demon13doc
      @demon13doc 4 роки тому +1

      @@stevengreen9536 hey, he shoots the truth here! 🤣 hahahahhahahahaha

  • @lazycyberdog4746
    @lazycyberdog4746 4 роки тому +39

    Lol I’d say there’s no way this happened but I completely believe this probably happened 1000 times 😂😂😂

  • @dannynelson05311
    @dannynelson05311 4 роки тому +44

    "Private Barius, meet me in the hallway." 😈

  • @traveling_muskrat
    @traveling_muskrat 4 роки тому +45

    OMG... Nail... Head. You hit that right on and drove it through the other side. Would have love to be a fly on the wall when SSG and SGT have their pow wow after. Thanks, I needed that laugh 🤣👍

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 4 роки тому +21

    The more you say you're not a blue falcon, the more of a blue falcon you are... THAT IS A FACT

  • @julianpichardo5045
    @julianpichardo5045 4 роки тому +17

    I like how they’re just giving him the death stare constantly

  • @jedibiker1028
    @jedibiker1028 4 роки тому +9

    You guys are awesome
    As a Canadian to our friendly neighbors to the south, thank you for your service!

  • @Grand_History
    @Grand_History 4 роки тому +106

    My forehead vein swelled like a balloon watching this

    • @caiusragnarok
      @caiusragnarok 4 роки тому +9

      Bro I felt that shit. I hate people like this guy.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 роки тому +8

      Every retard working for me is that guy! Every damn one of them.... and the 1SG and CO are both so afraid of complaints that they both let anyone just walk into their offices and sit down and BS.... half of the time some effing PFC is sitting in the 1SG’s office BSing and there is a effing female SPC in the CO’s office just chatting him up about his kids....
      The “open door policy” isn’t supposed to be for anyone to just go hang out and use those offices as a break room, but those two I deal with, that is how they allow it so as to get good write ups from the EMs....

    • @actualteddybear891
      @actualteddybear891 4 роки тому +1

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ That sounds fucking ROUGH.

    • @notlikely4468
      @notlikely4468 4 роки тому +1

      Lucky you....
      I burst a hemorrhoid

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +2

      @@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ You Deserve a damn MSM for having to deal with that shit, along with perfect NCOER. Promote ahead of peers. lol

  • @zenbright9213
    @zenbright9213 4 роки тому +46

    We had to do a police call, and quit smoking 3days ago

    • @tdwreck2020
      @tdwreck2020 4 роки тому +1

      awoo awoo not in Korea

    • @zenbright9213
      @zenbright9213 4 роки тому +1

      @Awoo Awoo they couldn't even if they tried

  • @ArantiusVulpes
    @ArantiusVulpes 4 роки тому +5

    I love the death stare in the background, I was an E6 myself. He knows exactly what bout to happen to that private in the hallway.

  • @Clydio
    @Clydio 4 роки тому +8

    There was a dude at Navy OCS who decide to rat out every single person in his class for all contraband on the last week of phase 3. He got rolled back to phase 1, and then when he got back around to phase 3 with that class they kicked him out of OCS.

    • @BMK500
      @BMK500 4 роки тому +1

      Bro! We had a guy who got caught messing with the PT scores and then ratted out everyone he fixed the scores for. Some people had nothing to do with it but they all got rolled and he got sea walled.

  • @mattnsac
    @mattnsac 3 роки тому +13

    I lost it when he said I'll meet you in the hallway

  • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
    @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 роки тому +6

    Sgt. Rodriguez has developed and finalized his plan to ensure the Pvt. Is "squared away". Nice.

  • @elainematthys7962
    @elainematthys7962 4 роки тому +27

    There had better be a part two that picks up right after this!

  • @JiyutoSeigi
    @JiyutoSeigi 4 роки тому +17

    I never served in the military, but ... 4:03 scared me. "We're gonna take care of him. We're gonna make sure he's squared away."
    The best horror films let your imagination do all the work.

    • @samsimmons1100
      @samsimmons1100 2 роки тому +4

      Absolutely. When I was in basic we had someone fuck up this one time when we were about to step off for some critical training.
      There’s no time to deal with it now, so our DS just asks us “do you guys know the ONLY difference between a private and a dog? When a dog fucks up, you have to punish it right away. I’ll see you all when you get back from the range.”

  • @jerichorhymes531
    @jerichorhymes531 4 роки тому +8

    PVT: walks out
    Staff Sergeant: throws report out

  • @landsraad9745
    @landsraad9745 4 роки тому +18

    Yeah, this guy was a twat. On a more serious matter, your superiors will also respond similarily to more problematic concerns and you will grouped with this guy. So here's a tip: When you enlist, mind your own business. Doesn't matter what you see or experience. No one is going to care.

  • @jarrodkeller592
    @jarrodkeller592 4 роки тому +13

    "Are there any other atrocities you want to report?" Holy shit!!!

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear200123 4 роки тому +9

    2:45 “Oh, no.”
    Somebody needs a blanket party.🐲

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 4 роки тому +3

    "Are there any other atrocities you want to report?" love it

  • @ronaldwalters9488
    @ronaldwalters9488 4 роки тому +16

    OMG I’m dying! Never been in the military but got a guy at work this is this guy to a T !!!!!!!!

  • @ronaldmahan8417
    @ronaldmahan8417 4 роки тому +14

    Blue falcon? Nah a blue waffle. BOUTA GET PRESSED!

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever 4 роки тому +4

    Soldiers, I know you all like to use the term "Blue Falcon" as a fun replacement for the less work-friendly term "buddy fucker", but instead of "buddy fucker", I want you to start thinking of a "Blue Falcon" as "Best Friend". Because a best friend squares you away, and helps block the low road, so we can all take the high road. PFC Barias is your "Best Friend" today. He is why you are all receiving corrective action in the form of mountain climbers at 0230 on a Monday morning.

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 4 роки тому +35

    Hernandez u look like ur done hearin' his bs already 0:30

  • @LuminousWhispers11
    @LuminousWhispers11 2 роки тому +10

    What really kills me is the constant death stares and near the end where he start smiling after that swear jar comment. 😂

  • @allegra6933
    @allegra6933 4 роки тому +11

    Drew in the back was so gold. OMG. "Are there any other atrocities that you want to report?"

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 роки тому +8

    legend tells it that Pfc Barias is still doing his 3rd push up of 10

  • @jman217
    @jman217 4 роки тому +7

    5:03 It's here that this PFC had chosen death.

  • @publicadventures
    @publicadventures 4 роки тому +2

    We had to do a police call this morning.... oh no. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @victoriagonzales6311
    @victoriagonzales6311 4 роки тому +16

    We all work with that “one person” lmfao.

  • @mrdirtbag49
    @mrdirtbag49 4 роки тому +7

    “Do you have any other atrocities to report?”

  • @theindooroutdoorsman
    @theindooroutdoorsman 2 роки тому +7

    That look of pissed off E5 about to fuck your shit up was amazing.

  • @proud2servu
    @proud2servu 4 роки тому +1

    Man, I'm a long time fan, but I gotta say... this was epic! I got out in 06, and man the world has changed!!!! Keep killing it brother!!!

  • @DimaEgorovRU
    @DimaEgorovRU 4 роки тому +12

    This is why people have accidents on the range

  • @59cvlpekhlua75
    @59cvlpekhlua75 4 роки тому +8

    2:21
    Staff: We just want to see you're taken care of
    Me: Shit dawwg

  • @k.randallorcutt7969
    @k.randallorcutt7969 4 роки тому +8

    “Who ordered the CODE RED?!”
    Just a few good Men (soldiers)
    - 2020 Edition.
    Please show us part 2!!!
    SGT W/his Knife hand B4 corrective punishment! Also... Get a chaplain involved! Get some UBER “save a ho” Butter Bar in this shit! (Mental Health) Officers do great work! BTW

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 роки тому +57

    We need part 2.

    • @annn9917
      @annn9917 4 роки тому +4

      Yassss ........

  • @veryfingg9372
    @veryfingg9372 4 роки тому +4

    This was absolutely brilliant, y’all could make an amazing TV series if you wanted to

  • @SteveBlues87
    @SteveBlues87 4 роки тому +1

    Any decent SSgt would have turned a blind eye to that kid getting absolutely destroyed by his section after this monstrosity.

  • @BU1Lander
    @BU1Lander 4 роки тому +5

    If you have so say "Just to clarify, I'm not a Blue Falcon." Then, yes, you're a Blue Falcon...

  • @austinroth7238
    @austinroth7238 3 роки тому +1

    I love how he insists he isn't a blue falcon several times lol

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 4 роки тому +16

    2:44 "Oh noo..." 😂😂

  • @scout3058
    @scout3058 5 місяців тому

    "...or the lightly walnut tanned ones." killed me. 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @djvell01
    @djvell01 4 роки тому +6

    Lord this is exactly why I don't ever want to have another soldier assigned to me

  • @832kim
    @832kim 4 роки тому +1

    OMG! I'm Navy and as you call them NCO and OMG the one about complaining about you're NCO is freakin AWESOME because ive had to deal with that myself and payback is so much fun

  • @jamesmasonaltair1062
    @jamesmasonaltair1062 4 роки тому +4

    I love the Army. This shit is for real. "I'm really more of a blue eagle..." Lol!

  • @secludedmisanthrope6388
    @secludedmisanthrope6388 4 роки тому +1

    How did that SSgt not lunge across that desk to choke the life out of that PFC?!!

  • @konavader
    @konavader 4 роки тому +6

    1980’s vet here, to all combat veterans, thank you for your sacrifice and service. Two words explain how we took care of something like this, blanket party, they happened, a lot. McNair Kasserne, Germany. Aloha

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +1

      I went in in 2003 and blanket party was still a thing for us. We only had to do once but yeh we did it.

  • @orgeebaharvin4883
    @orgeebaharvin4883 4 роки тому +1

    When he first looked over his shoulder, I knew it was over🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YouTuber-dd8pv
    @YouTuber-dd8pv 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve met so many soldiers like this.

  • @Thelidsoff
    @Thelidsoff 4 роки тому +2

    “Nobody’s getting hair cuts” lmao my ass is being forced to get sideways ass cuts at the px

  • @outsidestuff4867
    @outsidestuff4867 4 роки тому +5

    NCO-go wait for me in the hallway.
    PFC-right now?
    NCO-go wait for me in the hallway. (I'm going the smoke the f@#K out of you in the hallway!)
    PFC- (Why to I feel a strong sence that I may die today?)

  • @ayo_kaio_
    @ayo_kaio_ 4 роки тому +2

    The straw in his energy drink 😂

  • @aiishadavis3975
    @aiishadavis3975 4 роки тому +4

    I wish I could say this can't be true but there is ALWAYS one!!

  • @burryhulbertjr1429
    @burryhulbertjr1429 2 роки тому

    So true. I wasn't in long but was in in 88 still in high school. I still to this day wish dey let me stay in. Dey med me out. Tried reup . No go. Too many health issues. Either way 3 my brthers served . All but me. N like uall great honor 2 do so. But folks dnt understand. I dug a hole here. But keep on ur content. Ide get n b n send $$ n stuff. But I just dnt know how wrk internet n I scared use card online . As everytime I do I loose big bucks in my world. AKA food n gas $$. !! I do love uall !! Period. !! Thankuall

  • @DudetaketheBus
    @DudetaketheBus 4 роки тому +3

    Kind of sounds like this chick that had just got into the Navy.. straight up sent me, 2 other 3rd classes and a whole ass first class about to retire all the way up to the man

  • @akimi2003
    @akimi2003 4 роки тому +2

    Ok, legit question from a civilian who’s worked blue collar jobs with some pretty rough characters. Are there really dudes who are this biga soy boys suffering from nancyboyitis who join the military?

    • @auroramichael1110
      @auroramichael1110 4 роки тому +1

      Yes. But they’re not the norm and I suspect they chapter out in training or at their first unit. I’ve never personally seen one this bad...well, maybe two, but not in my unit, and they were up for MEBs (medical discharge).

  • @tomcigarsmoker8958
    @tomcigarsmoker8958 4 роки тому +6

    He needs some wall to wall counseling... lol.

  • @mikem6176
    @mikem6176 4 роки тому

    “My weapon is the truth.”
    SSG looks like he has to take the mother of all shits, and his open door policy has put a serious crimp in his shit-taking time.
    Sgt looks like he’s positively SALIVATING with anticipation over the ass-chewing he’s about to deliver behind the water buffalo.

  • @pdb6157
    @pdb6157 2 роки тому +6

    This cannot be based on a true story that is insane if so

  • @charleskinsey2077
    @charleskinsey2077 4 роки тому +2

    "I am not a blue falcon."
    But you'll power through it.

  • @brvynky
    @brvynky 4 роки тому +6

    Sounds like Jr officers going to the BC too ;)

  • @importantname
    @importantname 4 роки тому +2

    remember you can disobey an illegal order - try it sometime, tell your leader - Sir that is an illegal command and I refuse to follow your order.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 4 роки тому

    It's a bad sign when he does the tooth-sucking thing like Major Payne. I almost expected "You just f@*ked up, Private." 😀

  • @je425
    @je425 4 роки тому +3

    Please god I wanna hear the second part of this conversation.

  • @aliasdirect882
    @aliasdirect882 4 роки тому +1

    3:15 is when the teacher asks the class whose responsible and the snitch’s just waiting for her to notice his hands up to give the answer

  • @5.5.Below.5
    @5.5.Below.5 4 роки тому +5

    Send that pri'ate a hurt feelings report.