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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • This is a set of speed bumps intended to stop excessive traffic through a neighborhood. Local residents say it is a hazard and have petitioned to have it removed.
    Just imagine a fire truck trying to negotiate this one!!

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  • @jasonwells131
    @jasonwells131 3 роки тому +6265

    He was contracted to put in 5 speed bumps in the neighborhood but they didn't specify where to put them.

  • @britishbikes12
    @britishbikes12 10 років тому +2418

    That is not a speed bump. That is a Corvette/ track day car excluder.

    • @vitu7720
      @vitu7720 3 роки тому +1

      Vc ainda existe?? ;-;

    • @fgcorp
      @fgcorp 3 роки тому +5

      @@vitu7720 q

    • @sepiless2536
      @sepiless2536 3 роки тому

      Are u still alive?

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @racecarthedestroyer7192
      @racecarthedestroyer7192 3 роки тому +1

      no lowriders allowed, unless you got hydraulic suspension then we can't do shit

  • @ESport211
    @ESport211 3 роки тому +615

    I didn't know this existed 12 years ago! Thanks algorithms for bringing the past to me!

    • @puertoriqueno24
      @puertoriqueno24 2 роки тому +7

      Same here right now 9/18/21

    • @ToddNZMTB
      @ToddNZMTB 2 роки тому +5

      22nd September 2021 here, funny how that works!

    • @M0NAC084
      @M0NAC084 2 роки тому +2

      Me too! 9/22 today. I don’t get it. Is there a lack of new quality content for YT to recommend? This isn’t the first 12 year old video it’s recommend this week. Weird.

    • @kevinkolomichuk3208
      @kevinkolomichuk3208 2 роки тому

      Same! lol 😂 September 23, 2021, for me! lol 😂

    • @jakubkosin4872
      @jakubkosin4872 2 роки тому +1

      9/24 - I'm here! 😎😁

  • @codysmackdown1
    @codysmackdown1 2 роки тому +77

    That Chevy has some serious skills! On the other hand the Nissan guy needs a refresher course on stick shifting

    • @WinterWalken
      @WinterWalken 2 роки тому

      I was thinking "Just dump the clutch already !!" 😆😆

  • @Sahadi420
    @Sahadi420 7 років тому +8188

    LOL just fill in the gaps one night.
    "speed plateau"

    • @ILikeWafflz
      @ILikeWafflz 7 років тому +33

      Lol

    • @TheOn3LeftBehind
      @TheOn3LeftBehind 4 роки тому +256

      That’s a brilliant idea and much easier than removing them LOL

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 3 роки тому +189

      We actually have some round me we call em speed tables

    • @atefxf
      @atefxf 3 роки тому +17

      i love u for this xd

    • @Sahadi420
      @Sahadi420 3 роки тому +5

      @@atefxf I try......

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 роки тому +4608

    I feel bad for the postal worker who has to drive that route EVERY DAY.

    • @oscarmorales8979
      @oscarmorales8979 3 роки тому +195

      I feel worse for those that live in that apartment complex.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 3 роки тому +158

      @@oscarmorales8979 At least the people living there might have cars with decently comfortable suspension. A postal worker in a Grumman LLV, however, doesn't.

    • @donaldtrumpstwitteraccount8171
      @donaldtrumpstwitteraccount8171 3 роки тому +60

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 bro the LLV ain’t mine. So I hit these bumps at max speed.

    • @Natd0gsef
      @Natd0gsef 3 роки тому +14

      @@donaldtrumpstwitteraccount8171 those things are getting to be 40 years old and are extremely inefficient not many mechanics know how to work on them anymore but I hear the government is testing for a new fleat vehicle right now and it's looking like it's going to be a Ford Transit van

    • @woooose
      @woooose 3 роки тому +8

      @@CWINDOWSsystem32 Postal worker is a cake job, I would happily drive over that everyday and enjoy it.

  • @sped6954
    @sped6954 2 роки тому +209

    Plot Twist:
    Driving over them at 70 MpH results in one of the smoothest rides you've ever experienced.

    • @Twinspinner
      @Twinspinner 2 роки тому +44

      Flying through the air is definitely smooth. It's the landing on the other side that gets rough

    • @waylonmeyer3736
      @waylonmeyer3736 2 роки тому +22

      A smooth way to see god

    • @lawrencespicher1769
      @lawrencespicher1769 2 роки тому +2

      Are you referring to death

    • @gamestycon2239
      @gamestycon2239 2 роки тому +1

      No, you will fly through the air so high that you would find Jesus Christ our lord in the skies.

    • @gamestycon2239
      @gamestycon2239 2 роки тому

      No, you will fly through the air so high that you would find Jesus Christ our lord in the skyes.

  • @gmctruckman6783
    @gmctruckman6783 2 роки тому +208

    Absolutely absurd….I would be sending them a bill for my shocks and suspension components every month

    • @dylanlaton7809
      @dylanlaton7809 2 роки тому +19

      Dont forget about steering components. This puts wear on everything

    • @falloutyt1489
      @falloutyt1489 2 роки тому +5

      Well if people like you would slow down through neighborhoods that have normal speed bumps they wouldn’t have to put more in is a safety matter what happens when someone is going 30mph through a neighborhood and hits a little kid because they had nothing to restrict speed?

    • @David-jh8mp
      @David-jh8mp 2 роки тому +10

      Some chiropractor bills too.

    • @daggermouth4695
      @daggermouth4695 2 роки тому +6

      I don't think you realise the extensive testing shock absorbers and Springs go through just to make it into your car.
      Like if you watch a slow mo of suspension in action on an everyday Road it gets a beating.
      They wouldn't listen anyway.
      I hit a pothole in my car it put an egg in the tyre, I wrote a letter to the council not wanting a reimbursement or anything just letting them know. And
      Pothole is still there 🙄 it's been like 2 years

    • @dylanlaton7809
      @dylanlaton7809 2 роки тому +2

      @@daggermouth4695 after you go through changing your worn out suspension on your truck you will know the feeling.. costly and time consuming.

  • @AMX30BB
    @AMX30BB 3 роки тому +518

    that's one way to make sure everyone who passed over that speed bump is gonna floor it until the next one.

    • @Beandiptheredneck
      @Beandiptheredneck 3 роки тому +60

      Yep! They put in little markers on a road near me, you had to slalom between them, they slowed Noone down, it became a fun obstacle, and a bunch of people took to riding the horn all the way down that section of road to piss off the people who whined until they put them in. Needless to say they are now gone lol

    • @FrostRPMs
      @FrostRPMs 3 роки тому +2

      A vehicle such as an AMX would have no difficulty traversing this landscape

    • @survivalistor6195
      @survivalistor6195 3 роки тому +2

      My truck would not even feel a bump at 32 mph over these. At 10mph however... that would be some buuuuuullllshhhiiit

    • @novaexplosion3273
      @novaexplosion3273 3 роки тому

      @@FrostRPMs you talking about a bike or the tanks lmao

    • @JaidenJimenez86
      @JaidenJimenez86 3 роки тому +1

      Just rev the shit out of the engine to climb each bump if you have a manual

  • @Renard380
    @Renard380 3 роки тому +527

    "Broken cars tend to drive more slowly." -the local authority

    • @ultra.based.27
      @ultra.based.27 3 роки тому +11

      Not when the broken parts are the brakes

  • @rubixcircle4136
    @rubixcircle4136 3 роки тому +169

    Would love to see a glass shipment go on this.

    • @sigmacentauri6191
      @sigmacentauri6191 2 роки тому +2

      ROFL 🤣

    • @vanPoll
      @vanPoll 2 роки тому +5

      Or a food truck... They would love this, too.

    • @David-jh8mp
      @David-jh8mp 2 роки тому

      They should install a huge warehouse just next to the speed bump, so all deliveries just gets dropped off and the tenants can just go collect it on their own.

  • @chloescat
    @chloescat 2 роки тому +36

    This is the greatest short film of all time. It has it all: action, drama, SUSPENSEnsion and a load of yellow speed bumps.
    BRILLIANT. *said in the voice of the pilot in the Father Ted episode 'Flight into Terror' when he's given the sticky tape*
    YOU HAVE USED FIVE INCHES OF STICKY TAPE; GOD BLESS YOU.

  • @jesusvalle1372
    @jesusvalle1372 3 роки тому +2159

    Imagine trying to transport a pot of grandmas famous soup through there

    • @OfficialocvxD
      @OfficialocvxD 3 роки тому +64

      NOT GRANDMAS SOUP!!

    • @michaeljones8079
      @michaeljones8079 3 роки тому +26

      I would rather imagine a punk driving to fast in my neighborhood...

    • @spacemonkey9257
      @spacemonkey9257 3 роки тому +15

      Or Kevin's famous chili

    • @EvilOtto580
      @EvilOtto580 3 роки тому +3

      If you accelerate they are less annoying.

    • @Electric3748YT
      @Electric3748YT 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snilledaniel321
    @snilledaniel321 3 роки тому +2192

    When youre a road planner in the gov and your brother in law is a struggeling auto mechanic

  • @midwestsirens
    @midwestsirens 2 роки тому +81

    I’d rent a bobcat and remove it myself if I was living there.

    • @STSmithable
      @STSmithable 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 2 роки тому +5

      A load of gravel would fix most of the issues. But like seriously just one of those bumps is way too aggressive

    • @jasonpatton7755
      @jasonpatton7755 2 роки тому

      I was thinking sledgehammer

    • @splitrockfence
      @splitrockfence 2 роки тому +2

      Five gallons of diesel would solve this problem

    • @rustyshackleford842
      @rustyshackleford842 2 роки тому +3

      @@splitrockfence yep melts the tar in asphalt. You could just scoop it up with a shovel.

  • @jeffreyb6165
    @jeffreyb6165 2 роки тому +3

    Years ago something like this was done in and around a sub-division. The "around" part is what caused all the uproar because it was a heavily trafficked road especially during school hours, and after several complaints of busted headlights,mangled splash guards, and damaged exhausts, the speed bumps were finally cut out.

  • @dedebenui
    @dedebenui 10 років тому +14633

    nice way to slow down emergency vehicles in case of emergency

    • @burnzy3210
      @burnzy3210 7 років тому +443

      emerygency vehicles would have no problem getting past that

    • @yomansam4689
      @yomansam4689 7 років тому +1332

      burnzy3210 Yep, let them fly past at 60 mph, they'll be fine

    • @niels6753
      @niels6753 7 років тому +477

      Shemp y so aggressive?

    • @causeuncause4059
      @causeuncause4059 7 років тому +94

      Shemp Oh do tell

    • @kc73337
      @kc73337 7 років тому +60

      burnzy3210 Maybe they wouldn't but what about if there were drivers infront of them?

  • @SangheiliSpecOp
    @SangheiliSpecOp 10 років тому +3611

    If you are slammed or drive a Lambo through there.... R.I.P.

    • @Rick1885
      @Rick1885 7 років тому +171

      Hit them, then make the city pay for it.

    • @FourLetterGT
      @FourLetterGT 7 років тому +29

      Jupiter Fox! Ha ive seen a slammed s10 get stuck on a speed bump

    • @Alanski340
      @Alanski340 7 років тому +10

      Jupiter Fox! I'm low so rip my car

    • @Alanski340
      @Alanski340 7 років тому +4

      Jupiter Fox! I'm low so rip my car

    • @sleepings4596
      @sleepings4596 3 роки тому +8

      You wouldn’t drive a nice car and not live in your own private house and property.
      Apartments and condos are for the poor

  • @leotide1990
    @leotide1990 3 роки тому +20

    In ten more years this will be looked back on with nostalgia for the vehicles

    • @nickakers7985
      @nickakers7985 2 роки тому +2

      I already miss the Frontiers from that era, don’t see many around anymore (which probably says something) but I just like how they look.

    • @QueLaFe
      @QueLaFe 2 роки тому +2

      We already are

  • @alexrubio7014
    @alexrubio7014 3 роки тому +10

    For a second I thought I was seeing a car go manufacturing testing to see how the car holds up but damn 😂

  • @BenRequena
    @BenRequena 8 років тому +1366

    A few bags of quickcrete and a hose would turn it into a speed table pretty easily. :)

    • @GhilleGhille
      @GhilleGhille 7 років тому +57

      Someone would drive over it before it completely set

    • @WCGwkf
      @WCGwkf 7 років тому +44

      GhilleGhille maybe not at 3am and you blocked it so it could dry in 20 mins

    • @ionymous6733
      @ionymous6733 7 років тому +73

      put a plate of road steel over it while it sets. bumps would support it.

    • @xaviermondragonjr3376
      @xaviermondragonjr3376 7 років тому +27

      Ion Ymous So is this like a plan? I wanna go...

    • @gsilva220
      @gsilva220 3 роки тому +9

      With my own money? I'd make a toblerone

  • @hieayu7773
    @hieayu7773 3 роки тому +1505

    0:17 hell yeah, that trailer is a certified low rider

  • @megumin2562
    @megumin2562 3 роки тому +4

    Legends say that the 5 speed bumps remain till this day...

  • @MANJOTSINGH-tg8qs
    @MANJOTSINGH-tg8qs 3 роки тому +32

    Finally recommended after 12 years

    • @nameless-og
      @nameless-og 2 роки тому +1

      ...sooo its like a 0.000000475 miles per hour speed bump?

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 3 роки тому +562

    Where I live, they have built the smoothest, nicest speed bumps where it feels the car is slowly elevating and descending, as long as you follow the speed limit. Which is how they should be made.

    • @3dplanet100
      @3dplanet100 3 роки тому +7

      Wow, also in my city where I live. Its smooth and you just have to slow down a bit to 10 mph and keep going at 15 or 20 mph.😌

    • @MadVolbeat
      @MadVolbeat 3 роки тому +49

      Yeah on a normal suspension its fine...now try on a racing ones i take those fuckers at 10 kmh max and theres a ton of them here... people get upset because of me going slow...fuck off people,you wanted that shit on the street,now pay the consecuences.

    • @sonicbird5
      @sonicbird5 3 роки тому +8

      I love those if I go 40 in my truck I get air

    • @Duck_side
      @Duck_side 3 роки тому +8

      @@MadVolbeat I know right, my car is a sports car technically (though it's sold as a family car) and the stock suspension would bottom out on such horrid speed bumps.

    • @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647
      @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 3 роки тому +1

      Nice

  • @Bomboyy
    @Bomboyy 3 роки тому +958

    11 years ago someone created a UA-cam account just to post this gem.

    • @zippityzoop2576
      @zippityzoop2576 3 роки тому +4

      Hopefully they got it removed since then!

    • @Tamalain
      @Tamalain 3 роки тому +2

      12 years now

    • @zeussierraalex
      @zeussierraalex 3 роки тому +4

      And 849 people subscribed to the account

    • @dommyboysmith
      @dommyboysmith 3 роки тому +2

      And we meet on this fateful month of the algorithm just doing its thing

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +2

      god bless 'em.

  • @Cryptomaniac626
    @Cryptomaniac626 3 роки тому +3

    Contractor: Where would you like us to place these 5 speed bumps at this neighborhood?
    City Planner: YES

  • @timavery99
    @timavery99 2 роки тому +1

    Oh so everyone slows down now and then the fury builds. Speeds rest of way through neighborhood. Absurd speed bumps!

  • @countingstrides4068
    @countingstrides4068 3 роки тому +584

    RIP to any drinks they might've had in their cupholders.

    • @Bloodin28
      @Bloodin28 3 роки тому +6

      Not for Citroen DS owners :)

    • @tomlawson4713
      @tomlawson4713 3 роки тому +5

      @@Bloodin28 I remember one of my teachers at school owned a Citroen DS. She gave me and a friend a lift home once in it. I’ll never forget it, it was the most comfortable car I’ve ever sat in.

    • @TheRguru1
      @TheRguru1 3 роки тому +6

      The drinks were in the cup holders. Now they are on the roof.

    • @braedonphillips2617
      @braedonphillips2617 3 роки тому +1

      Rip to the mowers in that trailer, or the fragile package in the mail truck!

    • @sikezyt3597
      @sikezyt3597 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bloodin28 how come ? do they have special cup holders or something im genuinely curious

  • @bogomir67
    @bogomir67 10 років тому +1974

    Drive over it for a year or two, then buy new shocks, and have the city/county pay for them?

    • @FEGTTTSDH
      @FEGTTTSDH 10 років тому +53

      1 year? six months... for me

    • @Injulen
      @Injulen 10 років тому +86

      Most likely it isn't owned by the city/county but by the private complex that owns all the apartment buildings in there. Once you turn off the street you're just on private property and that is the driveway.

    • @bogomir67
      @bogomir67 10 років тому +42

      Injulen in that case - won't they be liable for any damage then?

    • @GloGangBruceWayne
      @GloGangBruceWayne 7 років тому +43

      Thomas Bögel no because you decided to go on their property and basically agreed to take part in anything legal on that property

    • @AlexRaGeAHoLiC
      @AlexRaGeAHoLiC 7 років тому +3

      so who paid for the road and signs to be made there? the property owners or the taxpayers?

  • @ruban8135
    @ruban8135 3 роки тому +1

    Speed Bumps like this, are worth their weight in gold.

  • @bry954rr
    @bry954rr 3 роки тому +3

    Thats some gnarly speed bumps. How did i only see this for the first time after 12 years

  • @cowsgonemadd3
    @cowsgonemadd3 3 роки тому +852

    Under the cover of night, this might "accidentally" get filled up full of gravel covered in tar to make this better.

    • @IIIVI
      @IIIVI 3 роки тому +57

      Or broken out with a sledgehammer

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl 3 роки тому +45

      Had I known about this 11 years ago I would've destroyed it myself

    • @DanPowersGoSubaruGoGoGo
      @DanPowersGoSubaruGoGoGo 3 роки тому +12

      @@IIIVI I'd soak those speed bumps in a little diesel before using that sledge.

    • @IIIVI
      @IIIVI 3 роки тому +24

      @@DanPowersGoSubaruGoGoGo it'd sure suck if someone accidentally spilled their diesel there and dropped a sledgehammer...a few times

    • @Draco_Alpha
      @Draco_Alpha 3 роки тому +5

      thus the invention of speed tables...

  • @Ace-0017
    @Ace-0017 3 роки тому +849

    That looks like an idea from a deranged HOA

    • @eversharpaudio8757
      @eversharpaudio8757 3 роки тому +22

      Or Beamng gameplay :-D

    • @Pyro_-er3zr
      @Pyro_-er3zr 3 роки тому +73

      Fuck HOA's

    • @steelisthemeal
      @steelisthemeal 3 роки тому +24

      @@Pyro_-er3zr fuck all hoa-condominiums
      Assn

    • @K9River
      @K9River 3 роки тому +1

      Excellent observation :)

    • @mcfail3450
      @mcfail3450 3 роки тому +18

      PSA: HOAs aren't permanent. You can vote to dissolve them.

  • @alouisschafer7212
    @alouisschafer7212 2 роки тому +1

    Gotta love how bouncy and sacked out the suspension on some vehicles here is

  • @oldmanuncle1237
    @oldmanuncle1237 3 роки тому +12

    0:53 fun fact, the Grumman LLV had to undergo rigorous testing to be considered as fleet vehicle for the United States Postal Service. One of the tests was actually quite similar to that only that it had to take those bumps at 40 miles an hour for 1/2 mile.

    • @Flyboy207
      @Flyboy207 3 роки тому

      So, as someone who’s been around the postal service my whole live but never driven an LLV, aren’t they just 2.2L Chevy S10’s underneath?

    • @oldmanuncle1237
      @oldmanuncle1237 3 роки тому

      @@Flyboy207 yes, slow and notorious for catching fire as they aged but reliable. gool ole 2.2 "iron duke"

  • @Milnoc
    @Milnoc 3 роки тому +472

    I'd like to see a Citroen DS drive over that. 😁

    • @thetransportationguy7930
      @thetransportationguy7930 3 роки тому +14

      Hydraulic self leveling suspension

    • @pilot554
      @pilot554 3 роки тому +9

      Just any normal car with high profile tires and small lift kit and u can go 60 on those, sure it will fck your suspension after couple times but in a beater it doesnt matter.

    • @pilot554
      @pilot554 3 роки тому +4

      @@Milnoc yea my friend dad had one, good cars

    • @gamingbuildingandcubing5644
      @gamingbuildingandcubing5644 3 роки тому +4

      Nahh we should instead put the rolls Royce suspension to the test

    • @Weird_Cat_Thingy
      @Weird_Cat_Thingy 3 роки тому +4

      Or the CX if you want something a little newer

  • @oscarmorales8979
    @oscarmorales8979 3 роки тому +873

    I destroyed my car’s suspension just by watching this video.

    • @alexdel-toro323
      @alexdel-toro323 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gamedestroyer8219
      @gamedestroyer8219 3 роки тому

      You sure it’s not just gonna get stuck?

    • @munenex
      @munenex 3 роки тому

      I had to steady my phone watching this video.

  • @pyro7358
    @pyro7358 3 роки тому +2

    everytime you gotta go to work its like an offroad performance test

  • @bobvincent4841
    @bobvincent4841 2 роки тому +1

    I've got a Power Wagon on 37s with a Thuren suspension that would go through there at 20 mph laughing at those cute little ripples.

  • @hugeshows
    @hugeshows 3 роки тому +1101

    Imagine being on a stretcher in an ambulance and the medic trying to insert an I.V.

    • @theLuigiFan0007Productions
      @theLuigiFan0007Productions 3 роки тому +21

      Oh f**king hell no. I don't want to think of that, but now I have. Thanks. lol

    • @phoephoe795
      @phoephoe795 3 роки тому +43

      *trying to insert a catheter tube...

    • @davidr6585
      @davidr6585 3 роки тому +19

      @@phoephoe795 Yes, 9-1-1... my husband was sitting here watching a UA-cam video, something about speed bumps and looks like he was scrolling through the comments, his screen was paused on one that said something about a catheter. Yes ma'am, he's conscious but barely. Well the first indication was I heard this large *gasp* from him, he yelled "OH - MY - GOD - - - NOOOOO", his defibrillater went off and when I ran over to his desk he was lying in the floor clutching his groin blabbering something about "no no just a video, just a video, no no no, ok, ok, it's ok I'm awright".

    • @roar40s
      @roar40s 3 роки тому +3

      He'll do it 5 times

    • @LogiForce86
      @LogiForce86 3 роки тому +5

      They try to insert an I.V. but it'll turn into an enema in a hurry.

  • @KyleHooten2
    @KyleHooten2 3 роки тому +99

    That grass looks pretty smooth

    • @argot5446
      @argot5446 3 роки тому +3

      I would rather to go over it

  • @mng5334
    @mng5334 3 роки тому +2

    The equivalent of grandma's in cars...

  • @kstars101
    @kstars101 2 роки тому +1

    Would love to see a wedding cake delivery go over this.

  • @ternak001
    @ternak001 3 роки тому +504

    The mailman was just like “ yeah hi, i gotta drive over this shit everyday, glad you’re taking a video of how ridiculous it is. “

    • @skullet1381
      @skullet1381 3 роки тому +5

      @Zolar Czakl no1 cares...grow up

    • @thakraken6995
      @thakraken6995 3 роки тому +1

      @@skullet1381 not wearing a seatbelt is part of growing up? I think you're going in the wrong direction

    • @letsgofishing5238
      @letsgofishing5238 2 роки тому

      @@thakraken6995 Not wearing a seatbelt is a part of being retarded, that's like saying smoking is a part of growing up

    • @thakraken6995
      @thakraken6995 2 роки тому

      @@letsgofishing5238 *whoosh*

    • @Dee.J.Mogfry
      @Dee.J.Mogfry 2 роки тому

      What about the milkman with glass bottles?

  • @royafigueroa5386
    @royafigueroa5386 10 років тому +498

    get some free fill dirt and fill the spaces in between :P

    • @wowguywhy
      @wowguywhy 7 років тому +67

      you sir, are a problem solver

    • @phaseed
      @phaseed 7 років тому +65

      Screw the dirt get cement

    • @chriscooper3503
      @chriscooper3503 7 років тому +9

      phaseed even better lol

  • @29iqwala21
    @29iqwala21 3 роки тому +1

    These aren't speed bumps, these are called having fun

  • @cb2536
    @cb2536 2 роки тому +2

    Cop rolls up "Why are you filming me? That's illegal!"

  • @binoym.p6031
    @binoym.p6031 3 роки тому +750

    0:15 that Chevy is just dancin😂

    • @LeslieB73
      @LeslieB73 3 роки тому +49

      Yall gonna make me LOSE MY MIND, UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE!

    • @BlendedFamilyMan
      @BlendedFamilyMan 3 роки тому +22

      Twerk truck.

    • @eliseon6221
      @eliseon6221 3 роки тому +7

      Why the fuck are we seeing this 11 years later
      Fucking youtube algorithm🤣🤣

    • @BlazinBrandon420X
      @BlazinBrandon420X 3 роки тому +2

      Play that little render song Dadadadad dadada lol

    • @donovan3152
      @donovan3152 3 роки тому +3

      Same with the trailer lol

  • @allanblacksmith3067
    @allanblacksmith3067 7 років тому +553

    imagine taking a cup of coffee with you to work in the morning

    • @BadazzRule
      @BadazzRule 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 3 роки тому +24

      that's why you have the chicken screwed to the dashboard. put the cup on top of chicken head and you're good

    • @gsilva220
      @gsilva220 3 роки тому +5

      I'd stop the car right before and take my time drinking the coffee.

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine not having a top on said coffee or not having it properly secured.

    • @robs1852
      @robs1852 3 роки тому +6

      Nevermind morning coffee. What about the people that skipped their morning shit because they were running late for work and now drive over the bumps

  • @ebwholesaler
    @ebwholesaler 2 роки тому +1

    The guy who built this had a serious speed bump in his brain...

  • @GoseiGuyProductions
    @GoseiGuyProductions 3 роки тому +1

    They’re driving over those speed bumps like a monster truck crushing cars

  • @duhwolf6413
    @duhwolf6413 3 роки тому +353

    This must be a driveway to the shocks and struts shop. "Yeah, they are bad but lucky for you we have a special right now."

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 3 роки тому

      Smart

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 3 роки тому

      If the video rolled for about 10 seconds longer you can see it was right on the corner

  • @robanzzz5124
    @robanzzz5124 3 роки тому +407

    UA-cam: Hey, you wanna see some vehicles going over a speedbump?
    Me: You know damn well I do.

  • @master_ogi
    @master_ogi 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine milky van delivering milk in glass bottles 🤣

  • @ringobernaerts2581
    @ringobernaerts2581 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine having hydraulics on your car

  • @yeaysindeed9705
    @yeaysindeed9705 3 роки тому +469

    0:55 so that’s what happened to my fragile package

    • @sstills951
      @sstills951 3 роки тому +6

      What makes you believe that anybody wants to hear about your fragile package?

    • @The-Average-Noob
      @The-Average-Noob 3 роки тому +13

      @@sstills951 currently 469 people

    • @sstills951
      @sstills951 3 роки тому +1

      @@The-Average-Noob yeah? Finish your sentence.

    • @connerscott3624
      @connerscott3624 3 роки тому +9

      @@sstills951 someone's a little tarded

    • @sstills951
      @sstills951 3 роки тому

      @@connerscott3624 someone’s a little lbgtq millennial brat

  • @qnote729
    @qnote729 3 роки тому +703

    I’m disappointed that no one just went full send over them, I have a theory that going faster would actually be less wear of your suspension in this case

    • @derrickmoses1507
      @derrickmoses1507 3 роки тому +276

      I'm here to disapprove that theory.
      Take a baseball bat and lightly tap your vehicle. Now take it and swing full speed

    • @Kakarot6345
      @Kakarot6345 3 роки тому +33

      @@derrickmoses1507 😂

    • @sarbasov
      @sarbasov 3 роки тому +129

      This is a right theory for small enough holes in which your wheel doesn't have enough time to fall into it with your speed. But not in this case.

    • @ruhelshaikh7051
      @ruhelshaikh7051 3 роки тому +26

      I am disappointed that you are absolutely wrong

    • @yohansharp3040
      @yohansharp3040 3 роки тому +37

      @@sarbasov even if you go at over 200 mph ? They might not have enough time to fall into the holes at that speed 😎

  • @adminmovie
    @adminmovie 3 роки тому

    Whoever put those massive speed bumps definitely deserve a Darwin award..

  • @Kris-mr7pf
    @Kris-mr7pf 2 роки тому

    To the sadistic gentleman or lady that put these speed bumps there........ We thank you so very much, love always your neighborhood friendly suspension and alignment shop 😁

  • @gabrielhuin
    @gabrielhuin 3 роки тому +1093

    There is a special place in hell for people who think speed bumps like these are in any way acceptable.

    • @Mrjackcool2
      @Mrjackcool2 3 роки тому +76

      Might aswell remove the road if you want to discourage traffic that badly

    • @americansfirst1095
      @americansfirst1095 3 роки тому +27

      They are called your elected employees (politicians)

    • @wantedwario2621
      @wantedwario2621 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah its called Florida

    • @cstrutherskgs
      @cstrutherskgs 3 роки тому +2

      Why

    • @WLOfails
      @WLOfails 3 роки тому +3

      @@wantedwario2621 My town removed those types of speed bumps years ago. I forgot about them until this came in my recommendations

  • @PristineReviews
    @PristineReviews 3 роки тому +593

    It's weird to think these vehicles at the time were "new"

    • @jadelajouz2996
      @jadelajouz2996 3 роки тому +39

      That Audi A4 gave me memory’s of my dads car he used to own time flys

    • @PristineReviews
      @PristineReviews 3 роки тому +13

      @@jadelajouz2996 way too fast

    • @TheEmolano
      @TheEmolano 3 роки тому +13

      Someone was buying my actual car when I was 7. And my first car was 1 year older than me. Live is funny.

    • @Ignacio.Romero
      @Ignacio.Romero 3 роки тому +24

      None of those cars were new in 2009. Just search how a 2009 Audi A4 looks and compare it to the A4 at the start of the video

    • @PristineReviews
      @PristineReviews 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ignacio.Romero I said "new" ...

  • @pontiacmaniac7772
    @pontiacmaniac7772 3 роки тому +1

    My car would be like the Flying Dutchman going through a canyon. “Keep going, keep going”

  • @theexecutioner6139
    @theexecutioner6139 3 роки тому +1

    The price of the new suspensions gonna give you GOOSEBUMPS

  • @1tokeover
    @1tokeover 8 років тому +617

    How fucking unnecessary.

    • @GodKing804
      @GodKing804 8 років тому +20

      probably locals were sick of speeders

    • @greathey1234
      @greathey1234 8 років тому +20

      Just imagine driving a sports car there

    • @ctcs9162
      @ctcs9162 7 років тому +8

      This slows down people so they don't hit CHILDREN. Dont hurt the CHILDREN. Put speed bumps in to slow down traffic cause dumb as fuck kids run into the street from bad parenting, so bad parents bitch and get speed bumps put in.

    • @ayyblyat9450
      @ayyblyat9450 7 років тому +18

      There's already overpopulation. A few less wouldn't hurt.

    • @ctcs9162
      @ctcs9162 7 років тому

      Amen MrCrash

  • @TheOlderSoldier
    @TheOlderSoldier 3 роки тому +148

    The irony of the trailer going over the bumps “flawlessly”

  • @Jayesh8881
    @Jayesh8881 3 роки тому +11

    Mayor: "we need to put 5 speed breakers in this area"
    Le Engineer:

  • @patrickrobinson2520
    @patrickrobinson2520 2 роки тому

    The post office driver had the cadence down like the opening of Sweet Home Alabama.

  • @ax.o754
    @ax.o754 3 роки тому +431

    This looks like an HOA. If I live there the HOA would receive a bill every single time something breaks as I go over them.

    • @slipknotfan2217
      @slipknotfan2217 3 роки тому +91

      HOA is just a big group of karens

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 3 роки тому +16

      good luck they probably have a bs clause exempting them from paying you for damages

    • @andreabutitsruth
      @andreabutitsruth 3 роки тому +32

      @@slipknotfan2217 HOA’s and their bylaws give people the ability to powertrip. Imagine getting a love letter from your HOA because you had your trash out an extra day. Or for painting your house the “wrong” color. Or for not sending them a letter when you want to re-landscape your house so that they can approve the design. Imagine being forced to paint your house every 7 years or risk paying a $4000 fine. Imagine not being allowed to plant fruit trees on your own property. That literally happens in my neighborhood. There are a few good reasons for having an HOA but there are so many downsides.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt 3 роки тому +7

      @@andreabutitsruth imagine paying the hoa.

    • @bryanx5829
      @bryanx5829 3 роки тому

      Lol watch them counter sue, hey they messed up our speed bump

  • @ElevatedEyes2023
    @ElevatedEyes2023 3 роки тому +98

    Not gonna lie I was hoping someone would just full send and go over that at like 40mph

    • @wyattflp6163
      @wyattflp6163 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, this^

    • @ilucky67boi_the_desk99
      @ilucky67boi_the_desk99 3 роки тому +6

      I currently own a similar model of the red nissan truck and I'm dead set to go there just to full send it and its kinda sad I jump hills and this person cant go over a few bumps

    • @DolleHengst
      @DolleHengst 3 роки тому +2

      In a Citroën DS, you could do that and hardly feel the bumps.

    • @flayv999
      @flayv999 3 роки тому +1

      @@DolleHengst thats what i want to see. Hit it at the right speed and you fly over all 5 like its 1

    • @DolleHengst
      @DolleHengst 3 роки тому

      @@flayv999 to give you a bit of an idea
      ua-cam.com/video/ghUInp1JBRo/v-deo.html

  • @keisuketakahasi4584
    @keisuketakahasi4584 3 роки тому +1

    i like the guy waving from the post car

  • @Skylancer727
    @Skylancer727 2 роки тому

    Who needs hydraulics when you can just have 5 speed bumps back to back. XD

  • @TheCheermeister
    @TheCheermeister 3 роки тому +472

    I’d be suing the municipality responsible for damaging my vehicle with this overkill.

    • @jackwebb437
      @jackwebb437 3 роки тому +24

      No you wouldn’t. You be slowing your complaining self down.

    • @bradenanderson5087
      @bradenanderson5087 3 роки тому +50

      @@jackwebb437 didn't realize you knew random YT users so intimately 🙄 go collect your HOA dues.

    • @chillmolder
      @chillmolder 3 роки тому +7

      This is obviously for a residential development. In other words, you'll probably be suing the HOA that you're a part of because you didn't know better and didn't realize your dues are going towards repairing this piece of crap.

    • @jaggerjdm9787
      @jaggerjdm9787 3 роки тому +16

      @@jackwebb437 Do you realize theres many production cars that wouldn't clear these bumps and would be left with a turn off bumper and scraped exhaust? Doesn't matter how slow you go, it'd be impossible to hit these at an angle to avoid damage

    • @jackwebb437
      @jackwebb437 3 роки тому +2

      Since we first placed these bumps and everyone hates these speed bumps, we doubled the number and therefore the length. And they are also now at the exit of the neighborhood. It’s great to watch people not paying attention to the signage.

  • @need_mo_pyro5381
    @need_mo_pyro5381 3 роки тому +355

    Plot twist: Guy on the HOA board has a brother who owns a local automotive shop. 🙄

    • @TheRVehicle
      @TheRVehicle 3 роки тому +15

      YES! That's exactly the type of thing I'd expect from a stereotypical person on an HOA board!

    • @fmbbeachbum8163
      @fmbbeachbum8163 3 роки тому +7

      Yup, I work for one & they get on the board to do what they want for themselves, not what's best for the association.

    • @mpianayan4260
      @mpianayan4260 3 роки тому

      0:59 which vehicle is this ????

    • @neft5449
      @neft5449 3 роки тому +3

      @@mpianayan4260 the Postal Service mobile

    • @OneTrueCat
      @OneTrueCat 3 роки тому

      That's not a plot twist, it's the whole damn plot! 😹

  • @jstott2075
    @jstott2075 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine driving a super car over that

  • @my89scottsdale67
    @my89scottsdale67 2 роки тому

    Me cruising through in my cat bulldozer wondering what speed bumps everybody's Talkin about

  • @biker932012
    @biker932012 3 роки тому +142

    0:28 I can smell the clutch burning through my phone.🔥🔥💨💨

    • @chriscole9621
      @chriscole9621 3 роки тому +7

      Haha me too

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 3 роки тому +4

      Not as bad as that Corvette guy, but pretty bad.

    • @happytrails5342
      @happytrails5342 3 роки тому

      lmao totally me

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrTheHillfolk corvette guy!

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 3 роки тому +1

      @@volvo09
      Ahaha ,his buddy: I don't think that was tire smoke 😆

  • @Badtaste21
    @Badtaste21 10 років тому +633

    So, the residents have SUVs because of this speed bump ? XD

    • @nwovee
      @nwovee 4 роки тому +13

      Most of those are actually pickup trucks, as they have a more strong suspension

    • @aidantanny7230
      @aidantanny7230 3 роки тому +10

      @@nwovee depends on what truck you're comparing to what SUV

    • @jefferyjames8292
      @jefferyjames8292 3 роки тому +4

      People buy suv because iz to get run away from any vehicle they hit lol

    • @americancapitalist9094
      @americancapitalist9094 3 роки тому +1

      No they have cars. But they had to also buy trucks and trailers to carry them over it.

  • @frostacemedia4449
    @frostacemedia4449 3 роки тому +1

    Whoever put those bumps there definitely eats the end slices of the loaf

  • @riammey
    @riammey 3 роки тому +4

    The faster you go over those the smoother it is they’re literally motocross whoops

  • @JustLouIt
    @JustLouIt 7 років тому +135

    I lived in an apartment complex that small triple speed bumps all over the complex. Never bottomed out but it shook the shit outta your car. So unnecessary

    • @nowake
      @nowake 3 роки тому +8

      Had an apartment at the end of the building, right next to the parking lot, which had a single speed bump. All day all night, it was people slowing down for the bump and then gunning their engines after they'd gone across. It was infuriating - got the office to break my lease w/o penalty because of the noise. If the bump wasn't there, people would just coast or putter through the lot.

    • @jblyon2
      @jblyon2 3 роки тому +1

      I noped out of a tour at an apartment complex I was looking at because of the sheer number of speed bumps you had to go over to get to any of the buildings the available units were in. Rent is high enough without the extra wear on the car, plus the sheer aggravation of having to slow to a crawl every 75 feet or so for damn near 1/4 mile.

  • @LGPanthers1
    @LGPanthers1 3 роки тому +452

    Rest in peace to anyone driving a decade old car with factory springs and struts

    • @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox
      @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox 3 роки тому +29

      Luckily my E46 has track struts and coils,
      Oh wait a minute...

    • @m1a1abrams43
      @m1a1abrams43 3 роки тому +20

      @@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox lmao get ready to replace your oil pan

    • @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox
      @Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox 3 роки тому +5

      @@m1a1abrams43 that would be the least of my worries, I’d end up high centered and stuck.

    • @Serveck
      @Serveck 3 роки тому +9

      Or a heavy duty landscaping truck that already rides like a brick

    • @ds_lyst05
      @ds_lyst05 3 роки тому

      My Miata would bottom out

  • @noobplays7872
    @noobplays7872 3 роки тому

    idk who was that smart person that woke up 1 day and decided to build 5 speed bumps in 1 place

  • @assarstromblad3280
    @assarstromblad3280 3 роки тому +56

    It's really interesting how things like this even exist. Speed bumps are supposed to punish you for driving too fast, not just punish you period lol

    • @shadowblade9385
      @shadowblade9385 3 роки тому +5

      But this is America, where oftentimes when someone is placed in a level of authority to make plans like this it is often influenced by their own narcissism and fear that something bad is happening that they NEED to control (but there isn't).
      See "Homeowners Association" and every Karen freakout video.

  • @DivineREDxo
    @DivineREDxo 3 роки тому +326

    Can you imagine coming home from surgery and have to go over those bumps, you can't go too slow or you get stuck like the red truck. "Ouch.. oouch.. ouch..oucchh. oooowwwwchhh. owowwwcch... my stitches popped."

    • @wolfman6553
      @wolfman6553 3 роки тому +5

      Get out and have someone drive your car over then get back in.

    • @stephanroller3209
      @stephanroller3209 3 роки тому +24

      The red truck didn’t “get stuck”, it was probably more like he went too slow, lost momentum and that’s why he rolled backwards. Probably real annoying to cross over that speed plateau with a manual transmission vehicle

    • @soyboi8440
      @soyboi8440 3 роки тому +1

      Just imagine if their bones were glass.

    • @futureparadise.2089
      @futureparadise.2089 3 роки тому

      @@stephanroller3209 that’s exactly what I thought

    • @jarekpszuk6944
      @jarekpszuk6944 3 роки тому +2

      @@stephanroller3209 just leave it in first gear and give the engine a couple hundred more revs than idle and it should go over no biggie without using the clutch. But you have to commit to it and do it all in one go.

  • @DivineLightPaladin
    @DivineLightPaladin 2 роки тому +1

    Imagine delivering tall drinks in a floppy drink carrier and you're being timed

  • @snoopyfix2
    @snoopyfix2 2 роки тому

    Haha. As soon as I saw that mail truck...I was busting up!

  • @Redplanetlover
    @Redplanetlover 8 років тому +106

    pretty effective when you have to put it in 4WD just to get over a speed bump

    • @saturnmedia1
      @saturnmedia1 3 роки тому +3

      I think they were just trying to make sure they didn’t go fast over it, but in turn they went too slow.

    • @J.Gainez
      @J.Gainez 3 роки тому +1

      @@saturnmedia1 that red pickup was stick and wasn’t too good at going the right speed for this situation

    • @saturnmedia1
      @saturnmedia1 3 роки тому

      @@J.Gainez yeah, that’s what I was meaning, they tried going slow, but ya know, trying to go slow and have enough torque in a manual while going over a LOT of speedbumps like that is very difficult.

  • @unclebadger597
    @unclebadger597 3 роки тому +93

    Clarkson told me the key to speed bumps like this is "speed and power"

    • @ccitationx7045
      @ccitationx7045 3 роки тому +6

      i watched a video once where some guys built some speed bumps and went over them at 100km/h. It was so fast they shattered and the cars barely bumped at all.
      I think Jeremy has the answer here

    • @-_--le3zk
      @-_--le3zk 3 роки тому +4

      @@ccitationx7045 it depends what type of speed bump your are dealing with,if the bump is smooth and not a very high,you can go as fast as you want,but if is very high then slowly is the only way

    • @gabrielpichardo1492
      @gabrielpichardo1492 3 роки тому +3

      You try that with the speed bumps in the Bronx hahahahahaha ive seen cars take flight ✈️ literally

  • @chrisvail94
    @chrisvail94 2 роки тому

    That trailer handled it like a champ! Almost like that's why dual axles were invented!

  • @starproductions5065
    @starproductions5065 3 роки тому +1

    i feel bad for the red nissan truck's clutch XD

  • @plowman1266
    @plowman1266 3 роки тому +169

    Wow you can tell from that speed bump that the people that live in that neighborhood must be very rich, important and special :)

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 3 роки тому +42

      And don't own sport cars

    • @ollielenins8911
      @ollielenins8911 3 роки тому +5

      @@dehydratedwater9806 lol. That's exactly what I was going to say.

    • @stevemccann3976
      @stevemccann3976 3 роки тому +2

      Or A holes.

    • @tonymouannes
      @tonymouannes 3 роки тому +15

      That's actually very middle class attitude. The people who buy SUV but not sport car, and think they are special because they qualified for 30 year mortgage.

    • @chandude3
      @chandude3 3 роки тому +1

      looks like an apartment complex with rent around 1400 or so, so i wouldnt really call that middle class lol

  • @JoeRobertsTheEnlightened
    @JoeRobertsTheEnlightened 10 років тому +505

    Speed bump is behind me. Floor it.

    • @vitu7720
      @vitu7720 3 роки тому +1

      Vc existe ainda ? ;-;

    • @bestbomb17
      @bestbomb17 3 роки тому +4

      Theres a dumb speed bump on a main road near my house, wasnt there few months ago, and it literally just comes outta nowhere (for a school crosswalk) but it is soooooo unneeded, so to assert my dominance right after crossing it i turn off traction control 😂 literally on a main road that goes from 50mph to random speed bump in road

    • @matthewreid6495
      @matthewreid6495 3 роки тому +2

      You're probably the reason this is there. Just saying.

    • @SilhouetteLifter
      @SilhouetteLifter 3 роки тому +9

      @@matthewreid6495 study's actually show this is why speed bumps don't work. It just makes drivers mad and they speed up even more after they clear it. There are better ways of designing roads to get drivers to slow down without making them frustrated

    • @matthewreid6495
      @matthewreid6495 3 роки тому +2

      @Stuart Ayers
      That's quite interesting.
      I just don't understand why people work themselves up so much. I'm so at peace when I drive. I'm helping my brother learn to drive.
      The other day he struggled a bit with pulling away. One car just drove around us and then this guy in a van got so worked up that after he drove around us he literally blocked the whole road for a minute thinking we would get just as irritated as him before his wife told him to just drive into their driveway and get over himself.

  • @fezgon72
    @fezgon72 3 роки тому +1

    Was waiting for one to speed thru, darn

  • @codyshann
    @codyshann 3 роки тому +235

    Imagine an ambulance with a pregnant woman in there. What were those engineers thinking!?!

    • @ShashankRockerYo
      @ShashankRockerYo 3 роки тому +51

      The baby will be born over the speed bumps only!

    • @salty_kr
      @salty_kr 3 роки тому

      why so dirty :/

    • @RealAntek
      @RealAntek 3 роки тому +25

      @@salty_kr dirty?

    • @rennycepeda6576
      @rennycepeda6576 3 роки тому +32

      i doubt any engineer had the original idea to do this shit

    • @bobandtay7139
      @bobandtay7139 3 роки тому +3

      Itll scrare the baby out her

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 роки тому +61

    I was expecting the final clip to be someone blasting through and getting torn to pieces XD

  • @T-Rex-nm1se
    @T-Rex-nm1se 3 роки тому

    0:17 my guy turned his Chevy Silverado into a lowrider 😂😂😂

  • @c-martz2846
    @c-martz2846 3 роки тому

    Finally, the zuckerberg recommended this highly anticipated video 12 years later

  • @5oglock474
    @5oglock474 3 роки тому +37

    Police: I'm on a chase!
    Speed bump(s): *I missed the part where that's my problem.*

  • @PIONEERaudioLOVER
    @PIONEERaudioLOVER 10 років тому +33

    Rich neighborhoods with too much money. And it is a real jerk thing to do to people with manuals and low vehicles. Imagine an ambulance trying to get someone through that who is in critical condition. Yea those are doing a lot of good there. Slows them down for 10 seconds then the speed off to the next one.