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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2010
  • This 87 year old man parks his car into a very small garage. It's funny how he get's out of the car.
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  • @rasyidihramsyah7992
    @rasyidihramsyah7992 2 роки тому +25035

    Probably the most thief-proof garage in the world

    • @dwayne8153
      @dwayne8153 2 роки тому +181

      True

    • @zen8704
      @zen8704 2 роки тому +1286

      its like a whole complicated ass puzzle to figure out how to carjack it.

    • @michaeltaylor2799
      @michaeltaylor2799 2 роки тому +300

      He didn't shut the garage door and left keys in the car. Fiat Pandas have soft sunroof, so a thief could easily climb on roof, rip it open and reverse it back.
      Just saying...

    • @NurmaBP
      @NurmaBP 2 роки тому +625

      @@michaeltaylor2799 Who's going to steal Fiat Pandas anyway. I mean, it's an old car.

    • @michaeltaylor2799
      @michaeltaylor2799 2 роки тому +235

      @@NurmaBP someone who wants to prove Rasyid wrong lol.
      Actually, if you can find a Fiat Panda like this that hasn't completely rusted out, it's probably worth an absolute fortune...

  • @denisbaranov1367
    @denisbaranov1367 2 місяці тому +2695

    You weren't looking for this video. This video found you, after 14 years.

    • @birdwatching_u_back
      @birdwatching_u_back 2 місяці тому +20

      And I couldn’t be happier that it did. Absolutely iconic

    • @andywithers592
      @andywithers592 2 місяці тому +10

      Same here! I vaguely remember seeing this on the news.

    • @Medlek
      @Medlek Місяць тому +3

      I too remember having watched this video at some point, probably over a decade ago lol

    • @kiradotee
      @kiradotee Місяць тому +4

      Correct

    • @MONTYRAMONES
      @MONTYRAMONES Місяць тому +4

      Same here!!!

  • @marcusgreensleeves
    @marcusgreensleeves 2 місяці тому +1262

    Love the fact they felt the need to 'translate' centimetres into inches

    • @janhokas8482
      @janhokas8482 Місяць тому +10

      Myb it was for USA

    • @primyaz003
      @primyaz003 Місяць тому +93

      @@janhokas8482 still love how a country mesure with their limbs :D

    • @kerolokerokerolo
      @kerolokerokerolo Місяць тому +14

      Ridiculous

    • @themetalchica
      @themetalchica Місяць тому +38

      That's definitely for us idiots in the States.

    • @kerolokerokerolo
      @kerolokerokerolo Місяць тому +14

      @@primyaz003 they still are in the middle age

  • @samrids6393
    @samrids6393 Місяць тому +104

    He’s telling us this like it’s something we’re going to do ourselves.

  • @hydrogencyanide4999
    @hydrogencyanide4999 5 місяців тому +4563

    After some quick research I found an article in Dutch claiming that the man, Eugene Breynaert, died in 2016 at the age of 92. RIP parking legend.

    • @gertebert
      @gertebert 5 місяців тому +116

      Knap speurwerk! Thanks.

    • @1mikefrost
      @1mikefrost 5 місяців тому +77

      Lovely old character. RIP.

    • @frank-lr
      @frank-lr 5 місяців тому +87

      😥This is now a 4-million-views memento mori. RIP.

    • @jaybratab
      @jaybratab 5 місяців тому +51

      Is that car still there in his garage? 🤔

    • @mikeef747
      @mikeef747 5 місяців тому +12

      I was trying to figure out where this was before I saw your post. Did he live in the Netherlands or was the article just Dutch?

  • @fleshcookie
    @fleshcookie 2 роки тому +10659

    Every once in a while the algorithm really throws you a banger.

  • @sambado
    @sambado 2 місяці тому +315

    Tesla AutoPark System: I can't do it.
    Old Man: Hold my Beer.
    🍺

  • @gigabit9823
    @gigabit9823 2 місяці тому +116

    This is probably one of the best videos ever to be uploaded on UA-cam

    • @Songbirdstress
      @Songbirdstress 2 місяці тому +2

      On a par with the cat answering the phone and hanging up :)

    • @LazyGuyCoyote
      @LazyGuyCoyote 21 день тому

      You must not be familiar with the Tribute to the Anomalocaris

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas 2 роки тому +11940

    Imagine how funny it would be if he ended this by saying “But I usually just park it outside”

  • @MrGordonGartrelle
    @MrGordonGartrelle 2 роки тому +35448

    The opening-the-door is the peak moment. Brilliant.

    • @timewilltell5309
      @timewilltell5309 2 роки тому +862

      I was expecting him to climb out through the window but no he showed his genius.

    • @jay2024
      @jay2024 2 роки тому +27

      ua-cam.com/video/KOQhKHK4wHU/v-deo.html much better video

    • @ineffably_described
      @ineffably_described 2 роки тому +69

      @@jay2024 nice find! His timing is almost hypnotic.

    • @OliverVtv
      @OliverVtv 2 роки тому +110

      It's a well-developed process 🤣

    • @cashflowglo7262
      @cashflowglo7262 2 роки тому +18

      Your comment is a peak moment… loved it. I m over here gigglin ….

  • @5ultan29
    @5ultan29 2 місяці тому +927

    As a dutch person. I was glad there was an english subtitle

    • @unclefred3128
      @unclefred3128 2 місяці тому +36

      Does he have a thick accent?
      I'm English and I can't understand some of our accents lol

    • @iclaimthisname9767
      @iclaimthisname9767 2 місяці тому +254

      ​@@unclefred3128Yeah. For the first 30 seconds I thought "what is this monstrosity of a language", then "wait.. it's mine"
      He sounds Flemish (from Flanders, a Dutch-speaking region in Belgium) which I can *normally* understand just fine

    • @alprazo
      @alprazo 2 місяці тому +19

      I have to admit, whenever I hear a language that I don't understand where it's from I always point out the Dutch and I was here looking for this comment. It sounds really difficult to learn

    • @narcyznarcyz-uv4td
      @narcyznarcyz-uv4td 2 місяці тому +11

      I speek 6 European launguages and also I speek Vietnamese a bit but this launguag is impossible to understand or learn 🤣

    • @kittygundyr267
      @kittygundyr267 2 місяці тому +49

      ​@@iclaimthisname9767 It's West Flemish tbh 😂. Don't worry about it. Even the other Belgians fail to understand us without any subtitles. I could clearly understand what he was saying though and it was hilarious!!

  • @timanderson5981
    @timanderson5981 3 місяці тому +439

    He'll NEVER have to worry about his car getting stolen, that's for sure!

    • @Anti-slavery
      @Anti-slavery 2 місяці тому +11

      It's fiat panda, Price: -10k€ 😂

    • @Bolognabeef
      @Bolognabeef 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Anti-slaveryi wish they didn't discontinue them, they could carry everything, go everywhere, not break with anything and costed nothing

    • @alabasterharmony6268
      @alabasterharmony6268 2 місяці тому +6

      Yeah because he's dead

    • @sam1111979
      @sam1111979 2 місяці тому +4

      Yes but what about the local lads sneaking into his house whilst he's away and moving the chairs back in front of that door!

    • @pigeondriver45
      @pigeondriver45 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alabasterharmony6268 he isnt

  • @okdarius
    @okdarius 2 роки тому +8011

    "Okay but how are you gonna get out, is this guy an idiot?"
    6 seconds later
    "This guy is a genius amongst us plebeians."

    • @shauryashikhar3946
      @shauryashikhar3946 2 роки тому +64

      Extremely articulate.

    • @kkleta
      @kkleta 2 роки тому +155

      I thought he would get out from baggage

    • @markomiljus6472
      @markomiljus6472 2 роки тому +6

      Hahahahahahahaha
      U made me laugh so hard...

    • @De-bi6zu
      @De-bi6zu 2 роки тому +5

      @@kkleta same

    • @michaeleasler4936
      @michaeleasler4936 2 роки тому +7

      So funny I was thinking the same thing.

  • @DarkbugC
    @DarkbugC 2 роки тому +6084

    Guest: "Where does this door go?"
    Him: "To my Car"
    Gouest: "oh you mean garage"
    Him: "NO!! my CAR"

  • @stephenandrews8419
    @stephenandrews8419 Місяць тому +64

    This man may be a genius. But when he went back outside, somebody had stolen his bicycle 🚴‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ 🤣

  • @ccooper8785
    @ccooper8785 4 місяці тому +91

    This reminds me of my '86 Panda. Absolutely brilliant car apart from the rust.
    If only we were allowed such small, simple and cheap cars now.

    • @My_Old_YT_Account
      @My_Old_YT_Account 2 місяці тому +3

      You can import kei cars from Japan

    • @midorifox
      @midorifox 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@My_Old_YT_Account the thing is, it wasn't as small as a K-Car.
      It was a good compact car, and most of these models still work to this day.

    • @1Paulaner1
      @1Paulaner1 2 місяці тому +4

      the new Panda will do the job, just like the old one. Fiat 16 also

    • @tommyfanzfloppydisk
      @tommyfanzfloppydisk 2 місяці тому

      @@1Paulaner1 ahahahahaha nope, the platform is built on is totally different, the engine is different too, fiat is just a shell of what it was in the past, nowadays it's just a stellantis brand, they don't want to make good cars anymore, they just want to make money for their shareholders.

    • @evocati6523
      @evocati6523 2 місяці тому

      @@My_Old_YT_Account not in every country

  • @pzhda
    @pzhda 2 роки тому +2347

    "Houses in Japan are the smallest in the world"
    Random Belgian old man:

    • @Turboflabs
      @Turboflabs 2 роки тому +9

      Hold my beer !

    • @DaderEen
      @DaderEen 2 роки тому +48

      @@LazyAlligator Since when did Liedekerke became a Dutch town?

    • @Tashke25
      @Tashke25 2 роки тому +65

      @@LazyAlligator lol as a flemish speaking person I can assure you this guy is very, very flemish

    • @slobbymonk
      @slobbymonk 2 роки тому +4

      @@LazyAlligator not at all, that's flemish - source: I'm flemish and the other 2 people above me lol

    • @quinten01
      @quinten01 2 роки тому +15

      @@LazyAlligator
      * belgians
      * normal accent, people from the Netherlands have a weird accent

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 2 роки тому +1721

    Him opening the door was like old physical comedy stuff, like Mr Bean or something.

  • @Ben-dl9sp
    @Ben-dl9sp 24 дні тому +3

    He is explaining it in a tone of "look at how clever i am" lmao

  • @randomchannel252
    @randomchannel252 2 місяці тому +30

    the pauses are what make it funniest

  • @Leoxxxxx5
    @Leoxxxxx5 2 роки тому +1407

    A fighter.
    The kind of people who doesn't accept a NO from life easily.

    • @san171288
      @san171288 2 роки тому +13

      I am like that too 😃

    • @MaySpitfire
      @MaySpitfire 2 роки тому +2

      Dos equis brewed for a fighting spirit

    • @toomi89
      @toomi89 2 роки тому +2

      And not complaining

    • @pomskylifenova7344
      @pomskylifenova7344 2 роки тому +2

      Can’t understand a word but get everything 👍

    • @ballsxan
      @ballsxan 2 роки тому

      Mitómano, ese tipo está jodido como se le estropee ese coche.

  • @troubledseed
    @troubledseed 2 роки тому +1724

    Me before the car door opened: “You better have a sunroof or some shit”
    Me after the car door opened:
    “Sorry sir. I’m an idiot”

    • @warfam_clan6933
      @warfam_clan6933 2 роки тому +3

      HaHa!

    • @xiamengbaby
      @xiamengbaby 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, I thought he was going to have to climb over the seats and exit via the hatchback. I saw that happen in another video.

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 2 роки тому +2

      You certainly are.

    • @cookiesupervisor2211
      @cookiesupervisor2211 2 роки тому +3

      My father would remove that damn wall ... and car would probably take my room ...

    • @troubledseed
      @troubledseed 2 роки тому +2

      @@PANZERFAUST90 Thanks my dude

  • @mpgnz73
    @mpgnz73 2 місяці тому +94

    I swear to god this guy sounds like a recording of someone speaking English played backwards.

  • @jadr3123
    @jadr3123 28 днів тому +7

    2 minutes of geniality and pure gold of UA-cam.

  • @zero-zero-2755
    @zero-zero-2755 2 роки тому +3494

    That kind of routine might be the only thing that could keep me sane as I grow older. That feeling of achievement from getting it perfect every time must be what the gods drink. Looks like a happy chap.

    • @couchpotato4082
      @couchpotato4082 2 роки тому +18

      Exactly what i was thinking 😀😀😀

    • @jacobzwiebel1693
      @jacobzwiebel1693 2 роки тому +3

      Hahahhah

    • @milovanplanic
      @milovanplanic 2 роки тому +1

      Im 1k like lol

    • @zero-zero-2755
      @zero-zero-2755 2 роки тому +1

      @Mr Fish Although slightly anxiety inducing, I throughly enjoyed that. Thanks. See you in 10 years when that falling cup returns back to us at 10 million views.

    • @asmodeus1234
      @asmodeus1234 2 роки тому +8

      "what the gods drink" what a wonderful expression!

  • @timewilltell5309
    @timewilltell5309 2 роки тому +4046

    Brilliant. Everything worked out with engineering precision.
    He's never going to change his car 😂

    • @joeris8121
      @joeris8121 2 роки тому +176

      He has passed away already, but it’s true that he never changed his car before that happened.

    • @florjanbrudar692
      @florjanbrudar692 2 роки тому +25

      @@joeris8121 How did you know he died?

    • @joeris8121
      @joeris8121 2 роки тому +177

      @@florjanbrudar692 there was a small article about it in the newspaper in Belgium. Also he lived in the town where my parents live and where I grew up. I now live in the neighbouring town.

    • @krell2130
      @krell2130 2 роки тому +26

      If he ever looks to move, his number one priority will be a very narrow alleyway

    • @alessioflammia2028
      @alessioflammia2028 2 роки тому +72

      It is a Fiat Panda. Almost indestructible.

  • @Kelvinpierre99
    @Kelvinpierre99 Місяць тому +3

    The only belgian that can drive a car😂

  • @defconone1498
    @defconone1498 2 місяці тому +9

    He sounds like the Swedish chef on the muppets :)

    • @brucenator
      @brucenator 22 дні тому

      It's a difficult Dutch accent and dialect to understand, even for many Dutch-speaking people from the Netherlands or Belgium. To be precise, it's a Liedekerks (Vlaams-Brabant) accent and dialect.

  • @saads7
    @saads7 2 роки тому +2228

    What a legend. Lets hope he never forgets to fold his mirrors in!

    • @niklaslund2204
      @niklaslund2204 2 роки тому +25

      He did once. Never shall he do again

    • @kevinvandenbergh9998
      @kevinvandenbergh9998 2 роки тому +21

      he died though some time ago

    • @saads7
      @saads7 2 роки тому +16

      What a shame. Seemed like a nice guy. May he rest in peace.

    • @average7557
      @average7557 2 роки тому +2

      @@kevinvandenbergh9998 NOOOOOO

    • @siipi6331
      @siipi6331 2 роки тому

      @@kevinvandenbergh9998 How do you know that?

  • @krell2130
    @krell2130 2 роки тому +2333

    Looking forward to his next video where he enters his garden via the chimney.

    • @robertkustos2931
      @robertkustos2931 2 роки тому +97

      And enters his kitchen through nextdoor neighbors cat flap .

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 2 роки тому +25

      And him fitting his feces in a 2 inch wide toilet

    • @peacock8394
      @peacock8394 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @naosoupatriota9902
      @naosoupatriota9902 2 роки тому +4

      @@robertkustos2931 i just died laughing, RIP me.

    • @zweij
      @zweij 2 роки тому +5

      I read "he enters his wife..
      " xDD

  • @CamiloMejiaGeo
    @CamiloMejiaGeo 25 днів тому +2

    He opening the door is 2000 IQ, that was such a peak moment.

  • @huiba1
    @huiba1 29 днів тому +3

    I speak the same language as him but I couldn't even understand it. Glad they had subtitles. Still amazing parking

  • @peterlejon2168
    @peterlejon2168 2 роки тому +3308

    Everybody laughs, but this man got his car in his garage. He had a system that works. Respect!

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal 2 роки тому +25

      but his garage door is still open though xD

    • @peterlejon2168
      @peterlejon2168 2 роки тому +100

      @@JerryMetal True, he had to go out through his front door to close the garage door. Honestly, I don’t think he used his car very much. Once a week to go shopping or go to church? Anyway, the gentleman has passed away now.

    • @ariessun1406
      @ariessun1406 2 роки тому +12

      Just your typical grandad making boss moves 🧐 definitely respect. Makes me giggle all the sane tho 😂

    • @ponchlocz6609
      @ponchlocz6609 2 роки тому +12

      Your on UA-cam comments how the hell do you see everybody laugh????

    • @markmiller6844
      @markmiller6844 2 роки тому +4

      I'm laughing because it's both brilliant but dangerous AF. I'm not disrespecting the guy.

  • @McShag420
    @McShag420 2 роки тому +2758

    He did that faster than most people can back out of a spot. What a legend.

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 2 роки тому +44

      He's probably done it every day with that exact car for 20 years. That's 7,300 times, not counting extra trips to the 7/11

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 2 роки тому +6

      @@joel.ha. Legend.

    • @iloveplayingpr
      @iloveplayingpr 2 роки тому +3

      Not really fair since he had a lot of practice.

    • @McCucumber
      @McCucumber 2 роки тому +5

      It's called editing.

    • @niukid89
      @niukid89 2 роки тому

      I mean once the front is aligned it's smooth sailing from there.

  • @generacionmarttin
    @generacionmarttin 24 дні тому +3

    Sadly this old man most likely passed away by now, or is too old to drive. Love this kind of wholesome videos that show little stories like this

    • @wartyPL
      @wartyPL 24 дні тому +1

      would've been 101 y/o now. He died in 2016

    • @brucenator
      @brucenator 22 дні тому

      This clip comes from the show Man bijt hond (Man Bites Dog), a light-hearted show mainly centered on trivial, everyday news stories and common, unknown people. It originated in Belgium, but a version in the Netherlands soon followed. The show's title comes from the journalistic quip that the headline "Dog bites man" would not be newsworthy, but "Man bites dog" would be.
      This is not my description; this description comes from a Dutch encyclopedia article for the show, which I am translating from. (source: Dutch version of Wikipedia)

  • @kevinthomson6324
    @kevinthomson6324 2 роки тому +926

    When he sells this house advertising it as having a one car garage, there are going to be some disappointed shoppers.

    • @zephirinedrouhin3735
      @zephirinedrouhin3735 2 роки тому +22

      He would have to sell his car along with his home, or the new owner could get a little smart car and have more space!

    • @chrishart8548
      @chrishart8548 2 роки тому +10

      @@zephirinedrouhin3735 bet a smart car is wider than the 58" panda 65.551 inches. The smart car.

    • @zeverare35
      @zeverare35 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@chrishart8548 the electric citroen ami would fit

    • @user-to1mk2um3h
      @user-to1mk2um3h 2 роки тому

      @@zephirinedrouhin3735 😆😆🤣👍

    • @zephirinedrouhin3735
      @zephirinedrouhin3735 2 роки тому +1

      @@chrishart8548 Oh no! Yeah, definitely do some measuring before ya get a car for that garage.

  • @_Nobody_Special
    @_Nobody_Special 2 роки тому +1554

    The secret to physically and mentally staying in shape as you get older: find difficult ways to do simple, everyday things.

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi 2 роки тому +7

      True :)

    • @chris-hayes
      @chris-hayes 2 роки тому +74

      To be fair, I don't know an easier way to use his garage other than to not use it at all

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi 2 роки тому +3

      @@chris-hayes As storage area for like boxes and furniture or other old stuff or maybe even canned food, but then he would need to put a door and lock in front of it as it is currently open.

    • @pavelow235
      @pavelow235 2 роки тому +6

      The simplest way would be to sell the car and have your food and medicine delivered.

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi 2 роки тому +26

      @@pavelow235 You work for a delivery company, don't you?!

  • @pritch2002
    @pritch2002 Місяць тому +2

    The generation for whom problems just weren't a problem 👏

  • @oguzhanalak5441
    @oguzhanalak5441 Місяць тому +10

    who is here 2024? 😁👍

  • @bryanobrien2726
    @bryanobrien2726 5 місяців тому +7611

    You have to respect a person who formulates a plan like this and sticks to it daily . I can just imagine him car shopping "I'm looking for a car that is 59 inches wide or less, that's all , red if you have one"

    • @FiveDORRA
      @FiveDORRA 5 місяців тому +43

      No we don't have to respect foolishness

    • @AFox-qc4kh
      @AFox-qc4kh 5 місяців тому +609

      ​@@FiveDORRAwhat are you talking? What's foolish about that? The man works with what he got.

    • @davebryant6905
      @davebryant6905 5 місяців тому +324

      @@FiveDORRA You prat, this man is a genius

    • @abhijitnair08
      @abhijitnair08 5 місяців тому +10

      @@I_Love_My_Little_Willy woa the vocabulary
      chill my man

    • @Rasarel
      @Rasarel 5 місяців тому +64

      If he knew about those super narrow japanese cars, his problem would be solved

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 2 роки тому +1608

    Absolutely everything in that house would have a designated spot.

    • @simetra227
      @simetra227 2 роки тому +4

      @Miles Doyle I don't understand why people have to hop into random comment sections, and start plastering them with their faith. Keep it to yourself. Nobody needs you preaching your faith to others.

    • @watsisbuttndo829
      @watsisbuttndo829 2 роки тому +3

      @Miles Doyle "and the roar of Moses triumph was heard in the hills". The Bible is open to whatever interpretation you like to put on it, I like to think Moses was an avid motorcyclist with loud exhausts and like to get out to the twisties on a weekend instead of bothering people in the you tube comment section. Derp.

    • @AiraDelasse
      @AiraDelasse 2 роки тому

      @@watsisbuttndo829 Insert random typical complaint about those inconsiderate bikers who ride loudly at midnight

    • @bogusparasite6655
      @bogusparasite6655 2 роки тому

      Except his bicycle and his car that are both been stolen because it was left outside and he didn't close his garage door

    • @Eyoldaith
      @Eyoldaith 2 роки тому

      @@simetra227 Report it as unwanted spam.

  • @ChummiaChan
    @ChummiaChan Місяць тому +4

    It was a video that kept surprising me with each more second of it until it ended, absolutely brilliant.

  • @teejay8976
    @teejay8976 27 днів тому +2

    Eating cereal watching this video, a very satisfying morning indeed.

  • @Sonja147
    @Sonja147 2 роки тому +3589

    I love how absolutely everything fits together as neatly as a puzzle, even just the fact that he got a house with a door leading into the garage in the absolutely perfect spot to reach through the car window and push it open. You can't make this kind of stuff up 😄

    • @TLK9419
      @TLK9419 2 роки тому +68

      Yeah, it's so satisfying how he probably just does the same thing every day and it all just slides into place each time.

    • @ESport211
      @ESport211 2 роки тому +7

      " you can't make this kind of stuff up " is right!!!!

    • @Sonja147
      @Sonja147 2 роки тому +1

      @@ESport211 lol 😁

    • @Joe-lc3sv
      @Joe-lc3sv 2 роки тому +18

      Where did he put the bike tho?

    • @Tommi414
      @Tommi414 2 роки тому +7

      That’s what happens when you’re old and have nothing to do unfortunately.

  • @MetallicAddict15
    @MetallicAddict15 2 роки тому +2517

    As a Belgian man, I'm happy the algorithm decided to finally start sharing this classic TV gem with the rest of the world

    • @wattsonsnessy2053
      @wattsonsnessy2053 2 роки тому +23

      Same vlaanderen boven

    • @LowTowerR
      @LowTowerR 2 роки тому +26

      Ik dacht dat dit Nederlands was lol

    • @kiernozm305
      @kiernozm305 2 роки тому +3

      Nice taste of music men

    • @SurfinScientist
      @SurfinScientist 2 роки тому +42

      As a Dutchman, I was surprised that I could understand him quite well. Some Flemish dialects are quite difficult to understand for us up north.

    • @kwl-9596
      @kwl-9596 2 роки тому +2

      @@LowTowerR ik ook

  • @n.s.3410
    @n.s.3410 Місяць тому +1

    This man plays Tetris all day just trying to get around the house.

  • @miambao
    @miambao 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude has so much available street parking. He could own a limo.

  • @kanifuker721
    @kanifuker721 2 роки тому +3404

    When he goes to bed he climbs up the chimney whilst the fire is roaring away, guy's a beast.

  • @radbot1
    @radbot1 5 місяців тому +878

    Salesman: It has power steering, electric windows, DAB radio...
    This gentleman: Yes but how wide is it?

    • @Kevin-hc6ig
      @Kevin-hc6ig 4 місяці тому

      78 Inches. Do you really need a BMW X7?

  • @dummekunst7708
    @dummekunst7708 Місяць тому +2

    I could not understand a word this man said except for "centimeters". Being able to drive a car and park like this after suffering a stroke is remarkable.

    • @PineaFan
      @PineaFan 24 дні тому +1

      And then they for some reason converted it into inches in the captions to make it harder to understand

  • @hananas2
    @hananas2 3 місяці тому +7

    I remember seeing this here in Belgium in class in high school, always loved it.

  • @Universal.G
    @Universal.G 2 роки тому +856

    Salesman: What features are you looking for on your new car? Leather seats? Electric drivetrain? Large touchscreen with android auto? We've got it all.
    Old Man: 1.49 meters

    • @jdjskskd9278
      @jdjskskd9278 2 роки тому +5

      ik you didn’t say android auto

    • @fixthetempo7276
      @fixthetempo7276 2 роки тому +4

      haha. Old man sad that the garage has 1 more inch to the left and to the right side. 1 inch is 2.5 centimeters, so a new car can be 1 or 2 centimeters more :D

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html,,

    • @berndbrot8771
      @berndbrot8771 2 роки тому +2

      Akschally… he said 3cm on each side

    • @matthewmorgan582
      @matthewmorgan582 2 роки тому

      @@fixthetempo7276 But the door won't fit. It would probably be too long too.

  • @johnfoe7458
    @johnfoe7458 2 роки тому +4294

    The sad thing about the subtitles is that you miss how polite he is. He says Sir all the time and acts like it's nothing special. A real man of Flanders👍🏻

    • @sssundae_berries
      @sssundae_berries 2 роки тому +439

      Another thing to point out (not relevant but whatever) he is talking about the measurements in metric while the people that subbed it changed it to imperial

    • @appleicatpromax7069
      @appleicatpromax7069 2 роки тому +37

      @@sssundae_berries cyentemeeta

    • @VidimusWolf
      @VidimusWolf 2 роки тому +9

      Thanks for letting us know!

    • @ricardo_vds
      @ricardo_vds 2 роки тому +55

      Ik heb als Hollander wel echt ondertiteling nodig, haha. Maar dit is goud

    • @johnfoe7458
      @johnfoe7458 2 роки тому +37

      @@ricardo_vds West-Vlaams is voor iedereen moeilijk hoor😄

  • @ronald5728
    @ronald5728 2 місяці тому +2

    That's how I want to be at 87. Active, walking upright. able to move a pretty heavy chair and drive like a normal person.😀

  • @paultasker7788
    @paultasker7788 Місяць тому +1

    He's superb at judging the width of the car

  • @samuelhaines6849
    @samuelhaines6849 2 роки тому +2107

    This man singlehandedly destroyed the phrase “you can’t park there.”

    • @XANA96
      @XANA96 2 роки тому +3

      Now I can't stop thinking of that bloody meme

    • @r3l1csvk
      @r3l1csvk 2 роки тому +1

      Mahoney´s grandfather i assume. xD

    • @megagio1604
      @megagio1604 2 роки тому +1

      You can’t park there sir
      This guy: say less

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html.

    • @sriramvirat4697
      @sriramvirat4697 2 роки тому

      No bro he used his all body parts!

  • @TactileLoki
    @TactileLoki 2 роки тому +405

    I like how “English subtitles” converts centimeters to inches

    • @michaelangeloevans2722
      @michaelangeloevans2722 2 роки тому +3

      here we go

    • @cinaralin
      @cinaralin 2 роки тому +25

      Obviously a massive lie, these are american subtitles!

    • @chamxcoin1723
      @chamxcoin1723 2 роки тому +5

      @@cinaralin América es un continente

    • @lizcollinson2692
      @lizcollinson2692 2 роки тому

      @@cinaralin 😁👏

    • @Thomanski
      @Thomanski 2 роки тому +5

      @@chamxcoin1723 America isn't a continent. North America and South America are

  • @deuzdeuz8115
    @deuzdeuz8115 20 днів тому +1

    Best movie I’ve ever seen.
    I love when he opens the door. Such an iconic moment.
    I wish they were still doing movies like this, more than 2h30 hours long crap.

  • @JoesGuy
    @JoesGuy Місяць тому +4

    It's genius in its simplicity.

  • @SummerRocks50
    @SummerRocks50 2 роки тому +1005

    This was an experience I wish I could forget so I can experience it again.

    • @CRAZYCR1T1C
      @CRAZYCR1T1C 2 роки тому +23

      That can be arranged with a 🔨 hammer

    • @wattoplays6332
      @wattoplays6332 2 роки тому +1

      🦵

    • @WTFBOOMDOOM
      @WTFBOOMDOOM 2 роки тому +1

      He didn't walk 10 miles to get to school like other kids.
      He slept in a shack 2 miles away and only returned home for the weekend.

    • @sc-qd4si
      @sc-qd4si 2 роки тому +2

      That was me right now I saw this years ago and thought shit how did he do it again? I'l be back in another 10 years

    • @carolesmith4864
      @carolesmith4864 2 роки тому

      Don't worry, just as you have forgotten it, youtube will recommend it again in a few years.

  • @sunna8476
    @sunna8476 2 роки тому +2264

    Just driving in was impressive enough but then he showed us his true mastermind with the door trick

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 2 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @michaelmangano1732
      @michaelmangano1732 2 роки тому +28

      Anyone can park in a garage… it’s the getting out - and keeping paint where it belongs on the car

    • @dan-nutu
      @dan-nutu 2 роки тому +9

      I was wondering all along how on Earth is he going to get out of the car after sticking it in what looked like his hallway/kitchen. I didn't see the double door trick coming! To be honest though, his door seemed a bit enlarged in the lower part. Anyway, my question is: what about the bike? :) Was it left outside while the car was in, or did he have to get out (perhaps through the dog flap) to put the bike behind the car?

    • @RoastLambShanks
      @RoastLambShanks 2 роки тому +8

      @@michaelmangano1732 with 1 inch spare on each side.. .youre talking bollox

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 2 роки тому +1

      You can't spell "fake account" without the c, the u, the n, and the t...
      Being impressed by an old man's poverty? Ha. Can't imagine.

  • @KellySmockEww
    @KellySmockEww 3 місяці тому +1

    The dutch accent makes this hilarious for me for some reason.😂

  • @ZiIIionaire
    @ZiIIionaire 25 днів тому +2

    Looking for beginner minimalist guides and YT showed me this 💀

  • @kyrkosekaterinaris1328
    @kyrkosekaterinaris1328 2 роки тому +1033

    I was like "how on earth does he get in and out of the car?", then I had a big laugh once I had my question answered 😂

    • @c0nstantin86
      @c0nstantin86 2 роки тому +5

      I was thinking this guy uses a lot of lube parking it in that tight fit xD

    • @incognitotorpedo42
      @incognitotorpedo42 2 роки тому +5

      I thought he was going to climb out through the rear hatch.

    • @kimtaejr9518
      @kimtaejr9518 2 роки тому

      Ultra legend😂🤣

    • @onlygaming69
      @onlygaming69 2 роки тому +2

      I was trying to imagine this old man climbing out the back of his car🤣

    • @jamilmuhammad8514
      @jamilmuhammad8514 2 роки тому

      Me too.

  • @isaacbarber7156
    @isaacbarber7156 4 місяці тому +1608

    Imagine trying to steal his car while he's asleep in one of the chairs

    • @webrevolution.
      @webrevolution. 3 місяці тому +37

      From what we saw in the video, his garage door is left open and he doesn't apply the hand brake (cause he has to push the car forwards after the exists it). Stealing the car is as easy as attaching a pickup to the back of it and pulling it until it's out of the garage. He could sleep on both chairs as much as he wants yet his car still isn't safe.

    • @krafterzdavid1757
      @krafterzdavid1757 3 місяці тому +22

      ​@@webrevolution.Oh yes im sure someone is gonna put that much effort into stealing a 30 year old car that costs like 800$.

    • @webrevolution.
      @webrevolution. 3 місяці тому +3

      @@precisi0n86 Very likely you are right. Also I don't think someone is as stupid to not think about it being a possibility.

    • @webrevolution.
      @webrevolution. 3 місяці тому

      @@krafterzdavid1757 Effort? There is no effort involved in this. It's something you can do in 2 minutes by simply driving your car. And its free money.

    • @krafterzdavid1757
      @krafterzdavid1757 3 місяці тому +6

      @@webrevolution. Im sure you do it all the time, mister thief expert.

  • @lucasdownunder
    @lucasdownunder 23 дні тому

    It's like one of those posh buildings when the elevator gets you straight into your apartment. 14 years and this video still delivers.

  • @sage_silvestris
    @sage_silvestris Місяць тому +5

    I laughed out so much, because this is very similar how I park my car. I have about 30 cms on both sides though, but the struggle to get out is still there. Have a chest of drawers near the wall in which I keep the Christmas decorations. Now imagine Christmas time: Get the car out, get the decorations out, park the car once more and get decorating! 😅😅

  • @johnsullivanalcatraz7496
    @johnsullivanalcatraz7496 2 роки тому +5497

    The fact that he's 87 and still can park his car so precise is stunning

    • @lolepiking3240
      @lolepiking3240 2 роки тому +127

      I wonder if he is still alive since he would be about 98 years old

    • @naysaynetwork5271
      @naysaynetwork5271 2 роки тому +44

      Muscle memory

    • @patmorris9692
      @patmorris9692 2 роки тому +95

      He's 27 but has aged rapidly because of the stress. Brutal.

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 2 роки тому +25

      My mom at 67 - RAMMING SPEED!!

    • @xl6941
      @xl6941 2 роки тому +6

      He is 27

  • @geertpeerd798
    @geertpeerd798 4 місяці тому +1081

    Halfway through the video i realised he is speaking my language

    • @antoniogiannuzzi1256
      @antoniogiannuzzi1256 2 місяці тому +12

      What is that?

    • @abdullahaanawaleh
      @abdullahaanawaleh 2 місяці тому +127

      ​​@@antoniogiannuzzi1256 It's dutch. It has strong similarities to English, easier for us British people to learn dutch than french or Spanish. The bike is also a big giveaway. The dutch have tons of bicycles and the best cycle roads in the world.

    • @rashidosoumanou2892
      @rashidosoumanou2892 2 місяці тому

      @@abdullahaanawalehenkel is dit wel in België

    • @emredidin349
      @emredidin349 2 місяці тому +65

      @@abdullahaanawaleh He is from Belgium, not the Netherlands.

    • @KryptoKn8
      @KryptoKn8 2 місяці тому

      never said he was in the netherlands, only that he is speaking dutch. which it certainly sounds like but with an odd dialect (source: my fiancé who is dutch)
      in belgium, they also speak dutch@@emredidin349

  • @jimsmith2763
    @jimsmith2763 2 місяці тому +2

    I had already seen this video when it was called black sausage, white popsicle. But this one made my lower parts tingle even more!

  • @robevans5507
    @robevans5507 2 місяці тому +2

    love how they made an effort to get subtitles correct & even they are wrong 🤣

  • @MX4551
    @MX4551 27 днів тому +1

    This guy can never ever change his setup again😀

  • @edcfyau
    @edcfyau 2 роки тому +389

    I thought he was gonna recline the driver seat and climb out the back door this dude is on a another level

    • @Network126
      @Network126 2 роки тому +3

      Same.

    • @lidijabirsa7768
      @lidijabirsa7768 2 роки тому

      Me too! I was even ready to laugh at him, shame on me! 😄

  • @Dudebrotheguy
    @Dudebrotheguy 2 роки тому +1090

    "An inch left and inch right"
    So does he crawl outside his trunk or what ?
    10 seconds latter
    This guy has worked out all the buggs in the system

    • @Legendaryguyhomie
      @Legendaryguyhomie 2 роки тому +22

      No 3cm left and 3cm right

    • @Dudebrotheguy
      @Dudebrotheguy 2 роки тому +13

      @@Legendaryguyhomie Unless he specifically says 3 cm and the subtitles got it wrong than it would be 2.54 cm on both sides
      Any way even if it was 10 cm on both sides it would still be impressive

    • @JovanLemon
      @JovanLemon 2 роки тому +24

      @@Dudebrotheguy you can slightly see that the original subtitles say 6cm when referring to the 2 inches total space

    • @apot7158
      @apot7158 2 роки тому +16

      @@Dudebrotheguy He says 3 cm in the video but the measurements are converted to American units in the subtitles.

    • @Legendaryguyhomie
      @Legendaryguyhomie 2 роки тому +12

      I can read those original subtitels he cleary says my car is 1.49m
      And my garage is 1.55m
      So 3cm on both sides

  • @semerahpadi4484
    @semerahpadi4484 Місяць тому

    Much respect to this gentleman.

  • @breed4659
    @breed4659 18 днів тому

    The whole time i was on the edge of my seat wondering how he was gonna get out of the car. Very satisfying answer to my question

  • @forgeviewyt1568
    @forgeviewyt1568 2 роки тому +576

    I love how that Old man does everything precisely. If we even forget one step the parking would become a disaster.

    • @MrLarryLicious
      @MrLarryLicious 2 роки тому +3

      Well… he’s Dutch.

    • @MrValetol
      @MrValetol 2 роки тому +2

      Well he forgot the handbrake

    • @ozdunder
      @ozdunder 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrValetol pretty sure he did that so its easier to get out, he even said "push the car forward" once he got the door open

    • @MrValetol
      @MrValetol 2 роки тому

      @@ozdunder yeah i know, but i meant after he exited the car lol. I live near hills so handbrake is a must (or atleast 1st gear)

    • @ilyjax
      @ilyjax 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrLarryLicious nope, he’s Flemish. So he’s from Belgium 😉.

  • @atomaticom1821
    @atomaticom1821 2 роки тому +363

    My driving teacher: There’s plenty of space. The car will easily fit in there.
    The parking spot:

  • @MrSRMatthews
    @MrSRMatthews 2 місяці тому

    This is my all time fav video on the web

  • @DerAuslander_01
    @DerAuslander_01 2 місяці тому

    This was way more interesting than I expected

  • @BadassBobY
    @BadassBobY 2 роки тому +524

    Video : *Old man parks his car*
    3 Million+ people : Ahh, finally something worthy to watch

    • @aleksihaapasaari
      @aleksihaapasaari 2 роки тому +2

      And it was just that

    • @verum6202
      @verum6202 2 роки тому +3

      @@aleksihaapasaari cause it's very unusual how he does it

    • @BoneyMB
      @BoneyMB 2 роки тому

      :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • @rudranroy2109
    @rudranroy2109 2 роки тому +398

    Now I know why they show car's WIDTH in millimetres. This man needs that.

  • @user-bj4si1xw8l
    @user-bj4si1xw8l 6 днів тому

    It's about time somebody made content that speaks to me

  • @filipjeczminski
    @filipjeczminski Місяць тому +1

    this is peak content

  • @Bladesong2309
    @Bladesong2309 2 роки тому +295

    Not gonna lie, this man actually gave me some hope that I could solve all the problems in my life.

    • @StephSancia
      @StephSancia 2 роки тому +6

      @LyricsCat So I'm guessing you'll buy your 1st Fiat within the Week ? 😎

    • @juliap.5375
      @juliap.5375 2 роки тому

      1. Emigrate.
      ...
      2. Profit.

  • @thenotanclan
    @thenotanclan 2 роки тому +801

    I like the part when he folded his wing mirror - the tension was quite gripping but his employment of the ‘underarm swivel technique’ was world class - in a world of little hope this man is an inspiration to me

    • @sanna8300
      @sanna8300 2 роки тому +1

      Hmmmm

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 2 роки тому +1

      Hmm.

    • @gamesnl6551
      @gamesnl6551 2 роки тому +1

      Its dutch language

    • @riivaside8595
      @riivaside8595 2 роки тому +10

      I had expected, after his tumultuous journey to the familiar lands of his parking garage, that our protagonist might be tasked with climbing through the sunroof of his noble abode. Alas! I was cast aback as he had prepared an exit through a previously undisclosed trellis. Truly moved I was, as our hero, garage parking guy settled his abode by replacing the chairs set aside that he may return from his oddesy.
      TL;DR: 10/10 Need feature length film

    • @IcEMystPrivate
      @IcEMystPrivate 2 роки тому

      @@gamesnl6551 flemmish, Belgian. May he rest in piece.

  • @lauranersl3184
    @lauranersl3184 2 місяці тому

    I love this man 😂😂😂😂
    Can’t stop watching this video and laughing

  • @lucyfair9907
    @lucyfair9907 2 місяці тому

    10 seconds and you know you about to watch a masterpiece

  • @MoebiusUK
    @MoebiusUK 2 роки тому +687

    He's left his bike outside unlocked. Hope its still there when he realizes.

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 2 роки тому +34

      It's not Brussels so it will be fine.

    • @KindOldRaven
      @KindOldRaven 2 роки тому +17

      It's not. Sounds Dutch. They live by the rule ''your bike is my bike - even if we don't discuss it''

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 2 роки тому +18

      @@KindOldRaven they speak flemish in belgium which is mostly the same as dutch. Also as a dutch person I can tell you everyone has atleast one lock on their bike lol.

    • @newosso
      @newosso 2 роки тому +8

      @@KindOldRaven I don't know where you heard that, but believe me people here put at least one or two locks on their bicycle so it doesn't get stolen

    • @dimitrithewhale1447
      @dimitrithewhale1447 2 роки тому +8

      Nag its just a flemish village we dont lock our bike’s no one is gonna steal it

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 2 роки тому +794

    What's your priorities when buying a car?
    normies: speed, power, fuel efficiency, equipment..
    this guy: W I D T H

  • @anguskeenan4932
    @anguskeenan4932 21 день тому

    A landlord would describe that garage as spacious and airy.

  • @Skeptic2006
    @Skeptic2006 Місяць тому

    People who are into micro-living are nutting over this.

  • @frankrizan3357
    @frankrizan3357 2 роки тому +249

    At first I thought "Well how does he get out of the car?!". Couldn't even imagine the brilliance that came next.

    • @hendrik7354
      @hendrik7354 2 роки тому +3

      I kinda expected him to climb out of the Window just like Elwood Blues 😂

  • @tn5526
    @tn5526 2 роки тому +205

    Thought he was going to crawl out through the rear hatch. That side door into his house was epic, lol.

    • @thomascarroll9556
      @thomascarroll9556 2 роки тому +2

      Me too, maybe his next car should be a convertible.

    • @noryhair7461
      @noryhair7461 2 роки тому +1

      @@thomascarroll9556 he probably might not be able to find that next convertible which can fit in that 60 inches width garage

  • @Speedy4417
    @Speedy4417 3 місяці тому +2

    Ah yes, a true Belgian classic

  • @onem0repixel
    @onem0repixel 25 днів тому +1

    Everything is too perfect. This is like a cardboard box

  • @jayden8155
    @jayden8155 2 роки тому +910

    A human brain is a beautiful thing when it’s used 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

    • @fedea9328
      @fedea9328 2 роки тому +4

      What do you mean that man has 300 iq

    • @jonathankabasele985
      @jonathankabasele985 2 роки тому +3

      😅🍺

    • @MrGoogelaar
      @MrGoogelaar 2 роки тому +5

      The builder of the garage probably did not use his brain so much...

    • @Agent-qd9oz
      @Agent-qd9oz 2 роки тому +3

      Have you tried yours? Just wondering 💭!

  • @ResurrectingJiriki
    @ResurrectingJiriki 2 роки тому +816

    I'm so loving all these comments! No one making fun of him, only praising his pragmatic and positive approach to his 'problem'.

    • @lidia6052
      @lidia6052 2 роки тому +10

      The world needed pandemic to understand how precious older people are.

    • @harry8184
      @harry8184 2 роки тому +20

      Bro, that guy parked a 58 inches car in a 60 inches garage... There's nothing to make fun, it's actually pretty impressive.

    • @ResurrectingJiriki
      @ResurrectingJiriki 2 роки тому +1

      @@harry8184 That's what I said. Comprehensive reading is not your forte, ey?

    • @ResurrectingJiriki
      @ResurrectingJiriki 2 роки тому

      @@lidia6052 what's a straw man fallacy?

    • @harry8184
      @harry8184 2 роки тому +3

      @@ResurrectingJiriki @Philosophical Tool well, man, English isn't my first language so I might be wrong but if you say "No one is making fun of him" you're implying that there's something to make fun of

  • @facurojas4477
    @facurojas4477 3 місяці тому +2

    I remembered this video like 5 minutes ago without saying a word about it and now it was recommended to me again, this sh*t is scaring the crap out of me right now

    • @tristanmiskwa6830
      @tristanmiskwa6830 Місяць тому +1

      Its scary because you know we're watching your every move on the internet

  • @chrisoliver4663
    @chrisoliver4663 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm never complaining about my garage again.