Uncle Sam (1996) KILL COUNT
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2018
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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• Kevin MacLeod ~ Darkes...
~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
• Slow Shock - Silent Pa... - Фільми й анімація
Me, at midnight: "one more kill count"
Me three hours later: " *one more* "
Me two years later:jusssst oneeeee moreeeeeee
You and those who reply obviously have no self control and it is sad.
r/wooooosh
Thats so relateable
Yo, same!
James: This movie came out in either 96 or 97
UA-cam movies: 2011, take it or leave it
Lol
96 lol switch it TEKASHI 69
I know
If I had to guess, it's set to 2011 because that might be when it was officially uploaded to UA-cam.
Thats the crappy remake
2:46 James: "And judging by the kid's infatuation with the guy , its probably a wet dream" LMAOOO I ALMOST CHOKED
hah
Lmao I almost thought no one would bring it up
almost choked 😳
Judging by the way James said it, it wasn't wet by water
12:16 “I’m too old for this crap, cut it out” idk why but that line delivery kills me 😂
All i can hear is chef lmao
Behold the full glory of JETFIRE!!!!
*mom walks in*
"And before you know it, you've got Isaac Hayes and a telepathic blind kid shooting cannon balls at a zombie soldier."
*mom walks out*
FatLabrador nice
XD wtf
I actually love that
LOL WTH
If I could like this more than once I totally would
"And I'll do whatever the president says to do cause he knows better" this kid would execute order 66 without asking any questions
John J. The fuck is order 66?
And protocol 10
Hell make an excellent clone trooper
And separating children from anybody crossing the border intentionally or not that is missing documents.
@@KhalbraeReal dont involve your kids into a fellony and you'll fine
Sam, burying a kid alive: "Goodnight."
The tiny Chop Top that lives in my brain, always: "Goodnight~!!"
Goodnight!
Yes- you're now my friend. Come with me *steals you*
OH GOOD it's not just me
I have a feeling if James covered this film today he'd fucking love it
@Gamer the Gamer is bad. Finished your sentence.
(It's a meme)
This film is more fun than I originally thought. It has more creativity than some slashers. I do think they should have explained the zombie bit and why he was recruiting his nephew. Is he like Jason Voorhees or what?
What do you mean by that?
ReCount of Uncle Sam
@Dubliam ah a fellow Amphibia fan in the wild
I’ve watched every single kill count and I never get bored, you have some of the greatest scripts, jokes, and editing on this website. Don’t stop making videos.
ME to
Same
Even me
Agreeable
AtomicLR happy Canada day
We got a kill, on average, every 5.56 minutes.
5.56mm Ammunition
Uncle Sam paid attention
Samir Hegazy 5.56×43?
5.56x45...
Distante is right its 5.56x45
My classmates and teachers made fun of me for being bad at math so I decided to teach them 7.62x39
JmR Games jesus christ
11:50 Impaled through the back with American flagpole later reflects Perry's death in *_Final Destination 3_*
Qwdetgf
Mdqojlk
7:53 - The cannon was almost certainly just loaded with powder and maybe wadding or something similar, and no cannon ball. So you get a bang and a flash, but there's no actual projectile. It's kind of like the cannon equivalent of firing blanks.
"It was like, 10 countries ago"
THATS GONNA BE A YIKES FROM ME
man robs a store and gets shot by every customer in the store
Welcome to America
@@matthewevans4895 I like how he measures in countries
@@karstenmcguffey1119 you can't count britan's without going into triple digits
America, we'll fight everyone, even ourselves
Lol perfect timing
The dude said that as soon as i saw this
i have no idea why but these videos are so easy to bingewatch
its because you'd rather do this then spent two hours watching the movie
@@parkerrobertson5900 so true
OMG YES
lil yeet so ture
okay its not just me cool
Can we talk about the breaking bad reference when James says no more half measures Jesse. Really good reference
hell yeahh
Lol James sounded like Eric Cartman when he said “take that you god damn hippie”
69 likes
Fr
“Don’t worry it’s friendly fire!”
Call of Duty: friendly fire will not be tolerated
...
what its funny
And that’s why he died
I always kill teamates
"Friendly fire isn't"
“Try dodging that you goddamn hippie”the best line ever
Lmao protest jokes
What time stamp i never noticed that line
Uhhh I feel bad for only 2 comments so here’s the third I guess
The guy above me doesn't know there's now 4 >:3
@@silverfoxtrot3470 7:47
*fires canon*
James: where did the Canon ball go?
Me: he only fired the blackpowder.
These kill counts are so fun and enjoyable cuz James is basically writing his own lines and usually a better script...love these, great job 😎👌👏
"Before you know it you got Isaac Hayes and a telepathic blind kid shooting cannonballs at a zombie soldier."
*Excuse me what*
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Hey Dead Meat, this is the last Kill Count for me for a while, I'm getting shipped off to the Navy tomorrow. Thank you for making the last year of my life full of entertainment and laughter and reviving my love for horror all over again. Im excited to see what you'll accomplish while I'm gone and I'm looking forward to binge watching all of youe videos and podcasts as soon as i can. See you in 2 months ✌
Good luck, Luis! Stay safe and thanks so much for everything you're doing for us!
Make America proud
Thank you sir I hope you luck
Luis Alcantar I got about two months before I go to Marine boot. So I am good till then.
Luis Alcantar Good luck, mate.
"he's sitting there taking his Abe Lincoln role WAY to seriously"
Me: Y, I, K, E, S what's that spell that's a yikes! *More laughter*
I know this is an old video, but I've been binge watching your videos to deal with a trauma, and that Harvey Danger Reference, Just wow! Props man, props. So fleuently done. I almost didn't realize it at first even though I love that song. Thank you for being that talented.
I came down to the comment section to see if anyone else picked up on that, and here you are.
I heard that song so many times in the 90s, that I'm pretty sure the lyrics are tattooed inside my brain or something.
He even did the correct phrasing. What a legend.
There really is a horror movie for everything
Yep just imagine it being scary
Yah like ICE CREAM MAN
nalanix That will change XD
nalanix Well, it isn’t your mom, but close enough ua-cam.com/video/7Am7i7uM9r0/v-deo.html
I was about to say “What about Ice Cream?” then I remembered
Moral of story: Don’t piss off Uncle Sam
and
HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE UR COMMENT
Why and when did i do this
Yet some of our allies do that
Facts
How did I go from being terrified of even just seeing merch of horror movies to now watching your videos every day
6:11 look, he may be a murderous zombie soldier, but he's got to show his bravery
I wish there was an unlimited amount of Kill Counts. There so professionally made and probably the only 20ish minute videos I can watch without dying of boredness. If your reading this James keep doing what your doing and never stop!
oh yeah yeah
Ethan Smith yep boy iss fookin amazing
RadGhostNinja oh yeah yeah
Ethan Smith oh yeah yeah
Eood _ oh yeah yeah
8:30 -
That was beautiful. His voice was so emotional, you know? Gave me nostalgia and made me cry. Such a beautiful voice.
agreed. so emotional, beautiful and all around wonderful. couldn't stop crying.
I cried,
The greatest recitation of the national anthemic
The Science Show it touched my heart
Uhh are you guys serious or joking?
this man used the same intro, same music, same video format and the font for as long as I can remember . I never get bored of this
14:30
Is a reference to the final shot of the Lucio Fulci Film "City of the Living Dead"
The director of this film (William Lustig) was an adamant fan of Fulci movies, and even filmed a good chunk of his work where City of the Living Dead was filmed.
This might be the best script you've written in a while! I was laughing all the way through! You are the best, James!!
Thanks, it was one of my favorite scripts too
Loved it and can't wait till Friday for the new franchise! Keep up the great work! Almost to 1 million subs as well! You got this!!
WalkingDead 4Life janes is awesome
James
Now you mention it yeah it was great
"Try dodging that, ya god-damn hippie" is officially my favorite phrase in the history of ever 😂
Jackson Turner “right in his fucking forehead” 😂
😂😂
"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
-Soldier from TF2
R.I.P. Rick May
You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best
@@tomrobinson1501 Stay Frosty!
I watch KillCount while doing the most boring tasks at work and it makes my day go SO much quicker. Thanks for brightening my day!
"It was like, 10 countries ago" 😂😂😂😂that was an amazing line
Its 4th Of July right now and watching this is a great way to spend it.
@the destroyer of worlds what? lol its august for me
@the destroyer of worlds oh ok
And I watched Stranger Things
I'm not sure which would've been better
oh lol loaed
Fool.
*IM IN NOVEMBER*
“Try dodging that you god damn hippie”
That made spit my water out. Hilarious!
I always found the "death by slow burial" funny. Dude, you have a broke leg, doesn't mean you can't just roll over the dirt as it's slowly thrown in
James, you're totally killing it, man. I haven't been this into a UA-cam channel ever. Thanks and keep it up!
“10 countries ago” Dead Meat ngl you are one of the funniest people I know
jacob. No
David hatcher yes
I really like his jokes because they are so tongue in cheek you might just miss them completely cause of how casually he says them.
7:30
Flag Pole Sitta! Never thought I'd hear a reference.
IM SAYIN!
Very simple,James has a great chemistry with his audience, and does great editing, commentary, and info,ps he rocks every kill count.rp
I just realized “Jody” may make more sense for those who served
Why
@Solar Strain OHHHH... ohh...
@@victorygamer713 I don’t get it
@@gangching8057 I guess the person deleted the comment but it meant a man who romances a woman while their husband is serving
@@gangching8057 watch jarhead
Roses are red
Fishes have gills
I’m James A. Janisse
Let’s get to the kills
Nicole Connelly hahahaha
I’ve seen that comment before stolen comment
This comment is stolen.
@@cheeseballthegreat179 your comment isnt orginal
@@kex1c your comment isnt orginal
"I would have joined the marines, but I'd probably get kicked out for punching my drill sgt." - Jody
James had the missed opportunity to say “Half a$$ed”
Maybe that would have been too easy.
Internet: released 1997
Also internet: 1996
UA-cam: 2011...
UA-cam was released jn 2004
Puree No the UA-cam video has a box where you can watch Uncle Sam on UA-cam which says it came out at 2011
@@hamburger2600 That is when it came out on youtube
@@Gundplanatics00 it was actually 2005
@@hamburger2600 oh JHxbdvevevs
Dear James,
I want to thank for so much hard work and consistent uploads! You never fail to entertain, these videos are so interesting and you are just a cool guy in general! So I thank you , for bringing us these amazing videos, I don't watch just for thew visuals I love the commentary, you take a terrible film and make it so interesting!
love- a fan, avid viewer and subscriber
ARealChickenNugget cool
What a suck up
this is my favorite comment on any video
Yes yes yes this channel is awesome
ARealChickenNugget agreed
James is really scary when he’s happy about horrific deaths.
Me:*sees the helicopter crash* OO Sam:*snaps my neck*
The shattering glass effect was a homage to Lucio Fulci who used the same thing in City of the Living Dead.
Fulci had just passed away so Lustig wanted to give him a shout out.
I straight up just subscribed to all your videos bc of this comment. 🖤💀
Julsey Rules bruh u can’t subscribe to a video
Sassy The Sasquatch
lmfao
Glad I turned on notifications! I've missed these videos. And funnilly enough, I was binge watching critical role DnD videos when I got this notification, and I got to see DeadMeats top comment about his DnD podcast! Can't wait to tune in!!! :)
Is no one gonna talk about that great dinosawr shirt?!
“Guess he won’t get ahead after all” James said after showing the guy decapitated
*I know what you did there* 😏
James: “let’s get to the kills!”
*proceeds to leave commentary on entire movie*
James is actually John Wolfe, but for horror movies.
@@swirls5000 nah, he doesn't roast his audiences too much like John....yet
Chefs salty cannon balls
I just realized the guy who played Jed is the same dude who voiced Chef in South Park😂
The fact that this movie is about a killer soldier and the kills per minute is 5.56 pleases me
Based on that Uncle Sam mask alone, you can tell this will be an interesting video.
I also recently found your channel and became instantly hooked. Keep up the great work!
Legit laughed out loud at "The town of Twin rivers in the state of USA". Subtle and fast. You bring a level of wit to these I didn't expect.
/like for content
/sub for going the extra mile with witty, fast humor
+5 for "passive perception"
Passive Perception AND upgrading to a ranged weapon. James is fixing to set up an Uncle Sam-inspired D&D adventure.
(Or, I suppose, given the time, James WAS fixing to set up... How'd it go?)
As somebody from a military family who has lost family members, I did not expect these deep ideas coming from a zombie soldier movie
kind of great
Fr, I expected a lot more patriotism and a lot less of what we got
The amount of puns in this Kill Count is incredible. Thank you so much James for making me giggle-snort like every 20 seconds.
You're welcome 😁
Wait, huge question why are they having school in the summer..??
Ever been to summer school?
Or maybe a year round school?
Max the siren and alarm fanatic I don’t know if we have year round school here in the states
@@Clownbunnycosplay they do
Cuz yes
I can watch kill count without being scared but cant see a single second of the actual movies without getting scared
Dead meat is the most underrated channel on youtube, change my mind. James is the funniest and most epic person
Lol this is easily your funniest kill count video yet.
Jamiil_2_TriII
ikr im literally rolling on the floor lol
Never seen this movie..but damn this video had me dying 😂🤣🤣
ItsFucknChuyy same
Same 😂😂😂
Like the soldiers?
I guess you’re going on the count
JustAnotherGamer and what an honor it is lol
14:42 James uses a Party Popper
for The Numbers!
I've always wondered if that type of buried alive kill would actually be possible. Unless you're completely paralyzed, it seems like it would be fairly easy to stay on top of the dirt as it gets slowly shoveled onto you, or even dumped a bit more quickly from a truck or some machinery. Unless it all lands at the same time it just seems like it should be something you can climb on well enough to not suffocate, even when injured.
It depends really.
Yeah I think even with a broken leg, broken like THAT even, you could stay atop. This isn't like grain entrapment.
Young kid: “but Uncle Sam, I don’t like to celibate this day”.
Sam: so you have chosen death?...
Literally
I love you baby
@Sinochu Maybe they didn’t know and were trying to make spell it in the way little kids speak? I dunno, I was confused lol
@@tiffanyhollis7339 who even are you
@@tiffanyhollis7339 huh
I died when you said "with a voice that sounds part Panzer tank"
Night Raven how u post dat
Welp u got added to the kill count
Yup
Good. Yer ded. I am God. Go to the Telestial Kingdom.
Are you a zombie now? Or back alive
“I’ll do what the president says he knows, better”
2020: Yikes, buddy
Trump 2020
Yew
Yes
It’s always going to be a classic when you hear him say the movie begins, like such a CLASSIC and then you hear the background music
A little 'flagpole sitta' followed by "try dodging that you gd hippy!" Is why I keep coming back to this channel. ♥️
Come for the kills, stay for the Harvey Danger references
Did any one see billy the puppet in the background wearing a U.S.A headband???
demoncat 1236498513 I did
I did boi
,😍
I saw a Michael Myers mask wearing a U.S.A headband
When
7:44I literally opened this video skipped to here randomly
4:37 Issac Hayes is awesome, he did the shaft theme song and is in South Park (he plays chef)
WOAH, a kill count on Sunday? You're spoiling us.
A found myself laughing out loud multiple times during this video. Like real ones 😂😂😂
free go home
3 months later from when that Harvey Danger line got me to sub, I've now watched almost every video of Kill Count to the point I rewatch my faves. No regrets at all.
I just want you to know, at least one person got the references to the song "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger
Best thing about this channel is that I can pretty much learn everything about the film without having to hunt for DVDs of them. I love my horror films but most of these films would be impossible to track down. Fantastic work James!
I loved that reference to Jaws. Amity Island, it's fine, folks. No shark attacks here, move along.
Quentin Martone crazy thing for me is I just watched jaws the day before I saw this video.
4:35 I thought that he was going to just say hello children
“It was like 10 countries ago” damn that was subtle
Hey James, could u cover the movie “Boar”? I wanna see what u have to say about it lol.
Email him
How does he not see comments it's his own channel
@@captaindiabetes4226 there's so many that he can't read them all
@@captaindiabetes4226 look at his goddamn pinned comment
@@dapolaropposites it's literally the top comment
Dude this guy makes horror movies not scary, but funny. 😂😂
6:35 the muffle whimper/screams 😆
2:00 dOnT bE AFRaId ItS oNlY FRiEndLY FirE
Uncle sam: Why you mad? It's into game it's only game bro...
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
8:29 When I try to sing
I remember renting this movies from blockbuster and watching it at my friends house. The weisst part to me was the casket staying at the people house just chillin there
Me watching kill count I’ll watch this for 2 mins 6 hours later : I’ll just keep watching
Two kill counts in one weekend it’s a miracle.
Pug Party *yes* a miracle
The new Purge prequel is looking good.
Stefan Negrao - it failrd
"Chef has 2 balls" lol south park reference
i love that you quoted Flag Pole Sitta - Harvey Danger