Santa's Slay (2005) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @DariusKetchum2010
    @DariusKetchum2010 6 років тому +11405

    So if Santa's the bad guy, does that mean the Krampus would be the good guy?

    • @ryandavidtorres8820
      @ryandavidtorres8820 5 років тому +1696

      Not exactly. Krampus is the one who disciplines those who have been naughty. In this movie, Santa was a bad person who lost a bet to an Angel to be good for a thousand years. Santa is naturally evil in this movie so he didn't have any sort of motive to kill; he just wanted too.

    • @ParadoxAAA
      @ParadoxAAA 5 років тому +1072

      Nah Krampus is just his drinking buddy

    • @josecastillo6993
      @josecastillo6993 5 років тому +183

      your right

    • @eizenkanz7668
      @eizenkanz7668 5 років тому +655

      Maybe krampus is just a perfectly good guy who lost a bet to a Satan, so he became a bad guy for thousand years....

    • @Peter_S.Woldrich
      @Peter_S.Woldrich 5 років тому +276

      @@eizenkanz7668 That would actually be awesome :D
      Imagine good soul tormented by obligation of being evil and cruel. Cool motive!

  • @regpett3730
    @regpett3730 5 років тому +1670

    Everybody gangsta until the murder patterns came out to the shape of a Christmas tree

  • @MeowSkullsFTW
    @MeowSkullsFTW 5 років тому +1359

    *Santa cleaning the striper pole is the funniest shit I've ever seen*

    • @phoenixchampion7
      @phoenixchampion7 4 роки тому +76

      Even he doesn't wanna touch that thing without cleaning it.

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому +53

      Even when he's wearing gloves he's adamant about germ awareness.

    • @bulldozer2668
      @bulldozer2668 4 роки тому +13

      SQUEAK

    • @chloilove6755
      @chloilove6755 3 роки тому +6

      @Donut head Rick and Morty is a TV show worth watching, you have my respect.

    • @braydenbartley365
      @braydenbartley365 3 роки тому +8

      Even killers have standards like Lobo from DC he kills legally and keeps his word apparently

  • @originalhistory4446
    @originalhistory4446 4 роки тому +753

    Seeing a pro wrestler as Santa on a sleigh which is being pulled by a giant white buffalo may be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @superowenma5519
      @superowenma5519 2 роки тому +6

      This is truly north America aside from mexico

    • @1A-L69
      @1A-L69 Рік тому +2

      I actually find it quite funny

    • @nicholasehrhart8916
      @nicholasehrhart8916 Рік тому +1

      I think NXT should do a Christmas event called NXT Christmas chaos with Vic Joseph and Booker T along with Scarlett and Shotzi hosting a two night event

    • @MadisonGleason
      @MadisonGleason Рік тому +1

      Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles aka Shatan aka Shataan is unstoppable.

    • @MadisonGleason
      @MadisonGleason Рік тому

      Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles is Uncle Grandpa's brother.

  • @Invader809
    @Invader809 6 років тому +474

    Fun fact the stripper on the swing is actually Goldberg’s wife and they met on this set doing that scene. True love can be found in all places

    • @aronimous_1015
      @aronimous_1015 6 років тому +17

      Yes, if you find it at all

    • @sb_gaming1867
      @sb_gaming1867 6 років тому +11

      invader 809 well then, you learn something new everyday

    • @ManiaxOnYT
      @ManiaxOnYT 6 років тому +7

      And then their son was born, then he took his shirt off once on a raw because *reasons* I guess

    • @dull_entertainer2857
      @dull_entertainer2857 2 роки тому +3

      He actually also said that in the Broken Skull Sessions, with Stone Cold

    • @juanresto6756
      @juanresto6756 2 роки тому +2

      9:01

  • @andrewdubya1380
    @andrewdubya1380 4 роки тому +313

    *"Santa flees from the Whiny teenager on a Zamboni, and with Grandpa Angel unable to leave the Hockey Rink because magic reasons or whatever"*
    Is easily one of my favorite sentences from any dead meat episode.

  • @memeboi8742
    @memeboi8742 5 років тому +1532

    *Santa gets into naughty list cause of killing*
    Krampus: alright the next one on the list is..oh....

  • @tanid40
    @tanid40 4 роки тому +2110

    The actor of Santa would’ve made a perfect King Triton from The Little Mermaid

  • @toxicwaist9159
    @toxicwaist9159 5 років тому +2049

    Bruh we all just gonna ignore “Tess ticular”

  • @pickledfishlips4081
    @pickledfishlips4081 5 років тому +689

    Family: eating dinner
    Santa Claus: busts through the wall like the Kool aid man

  • @pjmassboy3471
    @pjmassboy3471 5 років тому +939

    This is the most badass Santa ever

    • @thunderbird8449
      @thunderbird8449 5 років тому +49

      Mostly because he's Goldberg

    • @dylanrandall7269
      @dylanrandall7269 5 років тому +2

      Kris-Tina Ellis like the abc show

    • @cookiecore69
      @cookiecore69 5 років тому +2

      i want to write that :(

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 5 років тому +17

      The historical St. Nicholas (“The Wondermaker”) was said to have been quite a badass too (though sources vary and I’m far from a hagiographer). According to some tales, he stopped executions, survived torture, and started a brawl in the Council of Nicaea by punching a “heretic” bishop in the face.

    • @AlexanderRodriguez-vq7xp
      @AlexanderRodriguez-vq7xp 5 років тому +4

      This is the only badass santa

  • @Patrick-Phelan
    @Patrick-Phelan 2 роки тому +230

    You know what? The Goldberg Santa is a pretty good Santa design. It's got the ancient bits, the scary bits, and the Santa bits all working together with none of them overpowering the others. Cheers to the costume designer. (And jeers to the soundtrack producer, yes.)

  • @Caliginousknight13
    @Caliginousknight13 6 років тому +300

    Gotta love when a Rat Race reference is made 💙💜💚

  • @mariannbur2513
    @mariannbur2513 5 років тому +901

    1:58 that sounds like marge from the simpsons

    • @spixvh
      @spixvh 5 років тому +23

      I never thought of that lol😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @dudeidk5498
      @dudeidk5498 5 років тому +17

      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT OMFG THANK U FOR COMMENTING THIS

    • @ajchapman5261
      @ajchapman5261 5 років тому +10

      How dare you compare Marge Simpson to this dead joke?? Show some respect for the blue haired mother.

    • @yuhjeice7186
      @yuhjeice7186 5 років тому +8

      @@ajchapman5261 r/woooosh

    • @jake_richardson2960
      @jake_richardson2960 5 років тому

      You know what your right

  • @trapezoid5810
    @trapezoid5810 4 роки тому +861

    *"Actually no, lets, uh, let's not say Santa meat."*

  • @danseth5775
    @danseth5775 4 роки тому +2177

    Even with a homicidal Santa, I find Chris Kattan being heterosexual the most unbelievable part of the movie

    • @metaleye90
      @metaleye90 3 роки тому +8

      HuH

    • @BZABuddy
      @BZABuddy 3 роки тому +21

      Is that you Norm? lol

    • @danseth5775
      @danseth5775 3 роки тому +118

      @@metaleye90 Chris Kattan is an actor and former SNL cast member. He the guy in the beginning of this movie who was foundling Fran Dresser at the dinner table. Kattan is clearly gay and in the closet.

    • @shawndaboyt2260
      @shawndaboyt2260 3 роки тому +4

      haha I’m one of those get rekt

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 роки тому +1

      @@danseth5775
      :D

  • @katemarieeee
    @katemarieeee 6 років тому +813

    Thank you for all of the kill counts that you have given us these past 3 months. Glad I stumbled across your channel earlier this year. Enjoy the holidays with Chelsea and baby cat 🐈

  • @royal03boy17
    @royal03boy17 6 років тому +253

    I'm starting to think James sleeps in that Santa outfit

  • @Mentally_a_crab
    @Mentally_a_crab 4 роки тому +200

    Santa: comes down chimney *
    Fran dresser: Santa ? * errrh *

  • @fnaffan5046
    @fnaffan5046 3 роки тому +73

    All kills
    2:16 BETH MASON
    2:26 JASON MASON
    2:40 VIRGINIA MASON
    2:54 GWEN MASON
    3:03 TAYLOR MASON
    3:16 DARREN MASON
    4:44 MRS. TALBOT
    7:01 MUGGER
    7:53 GOLD DIGGERS BOUNCER
    8:10 GOLD DIGGERS WORKER
    8:27 GOLD DIGGERS BARTENDER
    8:38 GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
    9:14 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS
    9:32 GOLD DIGGERS VALET
    9:57 2 NAUGHTY BOYS
    10:25 MR. GREEN
    11:20 CAPTAIN CAULK & 4 OTHER POLICE OFFICERS
    12:32 6 CAROLLERS
    13:34 GRANDPA
    17:36 PASTOR TIMMONS
    total: 41
    ONE KILL EVERY 1.9 MINUTES
    GOLDEN CHAINSAW: GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
    DULL MACHETE: 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 6 років тому +57

    8:18 I love that Santa cleans the pole first before using it as a weapon! That's freaking hilarious!

  • @theluignator
    @theluignator 5 років тому +700

    1:58
    “SaNtA? EeEeEeHh”

  • @thedylanarmy9735
    @thedylanarmy9735 5 років тому +230

    Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer talking crap to Santa Christmas eve

    • @ChaosGoblin.2003
      @ChaosGoblin.2003 4 роки тому +8

      *🎵You Could Say There's No Such Thing As FUCKING SANTA But As For Me And GRANDMA We Believe🎵*

  • @lukeevans2717
    @lukeevans2717 4 роки тому +107

    I love that line “it’s necronomicon son it ain’t got no kin” 😂

  • @perochialjoe
    @perochialjoe 6 років тому +900

    I'll be honest, I laughed way harder than I should at the image of Goldberg's murderous Santa wet wiping off the stripper pole.

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 6 років тому +44

      he'll eviserate you and get guts all over the place, but he ain't gonna get his hands filthy on a poorly sanitized pole lol

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 6 років тому +6

      I laughed very very hard when i saw your profile pic

    • @ppwriteer285
      @ppwriteer285 6 років тому +4

      Wtf is your profile pick😂😂

    • @sirenofthesea7802
      @sirenofthesea7802 6 років тому +7

      Could you blame him? Would you touch a stripper pole covered in crotch juice & sweat?

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 6 років тому +3

      Rayena Carter no

  • @uselessproductions7867
    @uselessproductions7867 6 років тому +82

    James in a Santa suit... again.
    I love it!

  • @anthonyloveschickens
    @anthonyloveschickens 4 роки тому +605

    I remember when me and my cousin were like, 5 years old my grandma put this on thinking it said "Santa's *sleigh* ”

  • @andykruger4696
    @andykruger4696 3 роки тому +197

    this movie was so confusing and dumb, but yet i really love it

  • @GamingGod-fl2yr
    @GamingGod-fl2yr 5 років тому +495

    The stripper with Goldberg all up in her business would end up being his wife.
    That was how they met

    • @da-vionjeffery3928
      @da-vionjeffery3928 5 років тому +25

      GamingGod45935 wrestling with wregret huh

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 5 років тому +9

      What???

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 5 років тому +1

      Seriously?

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 5 років тому

      @@SpaceCase132 yeah, he says something that's quite hilarious in an interview about it too.

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 5 років тому +2

      Yep. Wanda Ferraton is a stunt double and they met on this movie.

  • @gaylordrobinson1199
    @gaylordrobinson1199 5 років тому +2008

    The funniest thing about this is that Goldberg is Jewish

  • @baronvonpiano7625
    @baronvonpiano7625 4 роки тому +48

    I loved Goldberg in this movie. His Santa was such a fantastic villain, and it also has me wanting him to play Lobo.

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 2 роки тому +4

      After this film I think he’d definitely be perfect for it

  • @douglasmarshall6661
    @douglasmarshall6661 5 років тому +133

    I don't care how I die, put 'kicked into a cabinet by a professional wrestler' on my tombstone

  • @justace6844
    @justace6844 6 років тому +1572

    How Are you not sweating buckets in that suit???

    • @jakehoward8558
      @jakehoward8558 6 років тому +72

      Its winta my dude, its chillyyyyy

    • @NgenDoesGaming
      @NgenDoesGaming 6 років тому +51

      He might keep the studio cold while he wears it.

    • @MrDjtonytee
      @MrDjtonytee 6 років тому +25

      Or the suit was put in the fridge

    • @profdragonlord
      @profdragonlord 6 років тому +19

      Why would he be sweating buckets. It would obviously be sweating boats!

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 6 років тому +9

      Or maybe he is

  • @georgesalisbury5996
    @georgesalisbury5996 5 років тому +622

    Is it just me or does this film look like it was made in the 90s even though it came out in 2005?

    • @annonamouse6008
      @annonamouse6008 4 роки тому +31

      George Salisbury yeah it does, although i love having high quality films something about old horror films (mostly the way they look) really appeal too me

    • @tibb75
      @tibb75 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, it looks like Jack Frost

    • @unusualloser3814
      @unusualloser3814 4 роки тому +3

      EXACTLY!!

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing! 😂

    • @georgesalisbury5996
      @georgesalisbury5996 4 роки тому +2

      @@ishathompson8439 Maybe it was shot in the 90s and sat on a shelf until 2005.

  • @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400
    @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 2 роки тому +93

    I love how this movie makes Santa look so manly despite being a guy who eats milk and cookies every year.

    • @GojkoStojanovicII
      @GojkoStojanovicII Рік тому +7

      Over here in the UK,the tradition is that he eats pork pies and drinks a pint of beer, British Santa is much more chad than American Santa 😤

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster Рік тому +2

      ​@@GojkoStojanovicIIbut im from the uk and i give him mince pies and milk

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 Рік тому +3

      Ever seen Rise of the Guardians

    • @captainprice8655
      @captainprice8655 11 місяців тому +2

      @@lilbill7385In Soviet Russia you don't recieve presents from Santa. Santa recieves presents from you.

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 11 місяців тому +1

      @@captainprice8655I mean. My family and I would love to cook a meal up for Santa

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 4 роки тому +657

    I lost at "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY'!!! THIS MOVIE IS TOO FREAKING MUCH!!! Also the buffalo was cute.😂🤣😚

    • @skyevaughn3295
      @skyevaughn3295 3 роки тому +25

      Same!
      (Yells in deep demonic voice) Move!!! Bitch!!!
      I laughed so hard and its relatable!😄

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 2 роки тому

      Think we have all been behind one like her and wanted to do that

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 2 роки тому +2

      It is not a buffalo. It is in fact, a bison.

    • @thomasalvisontos8107
      @thomasalvisontos8107 2 роки тому +1

      Oh shit dizzy guilty gear pfp

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 2 роки тому +1

      What time does it happen at in the video

  • @JonManArmy
    @JonManArmy 6 років тому +267

    I remember watching this with my mom, aunt, brothers and grandpa who passed about 7 years ago, I didn't remember what it was called but now I do. Thank you so much when I was little I just remembered the guy getting stabbed in the hands and the strip club scene and now I can rewatch this movie and have a lot of nostalgia.

    • @whoopsieskk
      @whoopsieskk 5 років тому +8

      for some reason in my mind i read "nostalgia" as "lasagna"

    • @ajd219
      @ajd219 5 років тому +4

      @@vein.fm_hxcfemboywhy is that so far fetched

    • @G3N0Unknown
      @G3N0Unknown 5 років тому +2

      @@vein.fm_hxcfemboy my family watches horror together.

    • @pillow1199
      @pillow1199 2 роки тому

      dam how did your mom aunt brothers and grandpa In 1 year that's rough buddy

    • @Blank.names.are.better
      @Blank.names.are.better 2 роки тому

      @@pillow1199 no his grandma did

  • @imbored5334
    @imbored5334 6 років тому +245

    Next year do:
    Final destination
    Hereditary
    The shining
    Cabin in the woods
    Carrie
    Texas chainsaw massacre
    Candy man
    Clown
    Sleep away camp
    The babadook
    A quiet place
    Train to Busan
    Psycho
    The ring
    The conjuring
    And don’t forget the ones of the franchise you covered earlier like The first purge 2018 and Halloween 2018

    • @michellekarlowski4855
      @michellekarlowski4855 6 років тому +5

      UA-cam Cat The shining yes!!!!!

    • @LiightingDestroyer
      @LiightingDestroyer 6 років тому +20

      No one dies in Babadook

    • @pogosama
      @pogosama 6 років тому +32

      How about you just enjoy the solid content we get and stop asking for stuff like a spoiled child at Christmas?

    • @elliottharme297
      @elliottharme297 6 років тому +5

      Jesus I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to do train to Busan haha

    • @itsyaboithelegend2747
      @itsyaboithelegend2747 6 років тому +4

      pogosama they are just giving suggestions for content so stop being so rude

  • @tetoterritory
    @tetoterritory 4 роки тому +58

    Fun Fact: This kill count is roughly 1/4 of the actual movie

  • @noeldunne3407
    @noeldunne3407 6 років тому +1005

    Ho ho homicide

    • @SewrRat
      @SewrRat 5 років тому +9

      Leave

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 років тому +6

      HA
      I like it

    • @ecw613
      @ecw613 5 років тому

      I don't get it.

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 років тому +3

      @@ecw613 what dont you understand?

    • @ecw613
      @ecw613 5 років тому

      @@greysonalex everything

  • @benjamink6555
    @benjamink6555 6 років тому +279

    3 Kill Counts in 3 Days! Christmas came early!

  • @flashswagton
    @flashswagton 6 років тому +151

    Those kids sound like they just learned what cussing was and say it for everything.

  • @jaredswan2585
    @jaredswan2585 Рік тому +68

    I watched this movie in high school as a sophomore with some older friends.
    We were going through pay per view movies on the TV and read the description of this one.
    I still remember the jaw dropping hilarity of that first scene and everyone shouting to rewind to see who we could recognize. A similar thing happened with the strip club scene though for obviously different reasons.
    I haven't spoken to those folks in years, and I hadn't really thought about them until I watched this episode.
    Thanks for triggering some really fun memories of a very shitty movie.

  • @TheAussieNinja84
    @TheAussieNinja84 6 років тому +172

    Is this 3 in a row?!
    That's a hell of an early Christmas present!!!

    • @newname34695
      @newname34695 6 років тому +6

      Indeed it is. It also confirms that santa is a ho ho hoe😂

    • @thescout8804
      @thescout8804 6 років тому +1

      kelly Niszczak aha

  • @commanderkittycat6513
    @commanderkittycat6513 4 роки тому +225

    People: getting brutally killed. James: meh. Buffalo: gets scared. James: Is the buffalo ok? I need to know!

  • @horrornerd6985
    @horrornerd6985 6 років тому +143

    Merry early Christmas guys

    • @eazye2250
      @eazye2250 6 років тому

      well i dont celebrate christmas but i guess thanks

    • @mrcrab3652
      @mrcrab3652 6 років тому

      Yes merry early Christmas

    • @JlGGY
      @JlGGY 6 років тому

      Happy Hanukkah

    • @hptrucking
      @hptrucking 6 років тому

      Im shopping now 😀

    • @Thtazaz
      @Thtazaz 6 років тому

      Thank you

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 роки тому +44

    Honestly, a Pro-Wrestler Santa is badass

  • @mondothegrunt7649
    @mondothegrunt7649 6 років тому +95

    What I want for Christmas this year is for some *Santa meat*

    • @floo0o0
      @floo0o0 6 років тому +6

      Sounds an awful lot like you've been naughty this year.

    • @guccigang3320
      @guccigang3320 6 років тому +2

      You gay

  • @traviselder5985
    @traviselder5985 4 роки тому +134

    This was one of those movies where it was so bad it was absolutely amazing

  • @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73
    @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 6 років тому +134

    This is great, it's not a guy in a suit, it really is Santa doing the killing
    Awesome

  • @realfilmitic
    @realfilmitic 3 роки тому +34

    Who else is rewatching all the Christmas kill counts until the big day?

  • @luckyx6663
    @luckyx6663 6 років тому +236

    Didn't Santa lose because he used the grandpa as his puck and the grandpa went right in the hole, but the grandpas puck did not go in the hole.

    • @onemorerep6597
      @onemorerep6597 6 років тому

      Hydra 5150 No he does that at the end of the movie. They play again for him to be good for good and that’s when he takes him and does what you said.

    • @acecashman1237
      @acecashman1237 6 років тому +5

      Retr0Beau that's what he was referring to....

    • @brent8407
      @brent8407 6 років тому +2

      @@onemorerep6597 *Facepalm*

    • @hihihihihi8479
      @hihihihihi8479 6 років тому +2

      @@onemorerep6597 Whoooosh

    • @Cygerion
      @Cygerion 6 років тому +9

      @@hihihihihi8479 not a woooosh
      a woooosh is when someone does not get a joke
      it wasnt a joke
      also you spelled it wrong

  • @eviltom17
    @eviltom17 5 років тому +333

    Little known fact: The stripper that Santa Goldberg makes out with, is actually Goldberg's wife.

  • @Blurdboy
    @Blurdboy 5 років тому +222

    2:00 when your car won’t start

  • @abananaguyinabananaworld1186
    @abananaguyinabananaworld1186 3 роки тому +21

    I love how one of the kills is called kicked into display cabinet by a professional wrestler

  • @KeloTheWolfy
    @KeloTheWolfy 5 років тому +161

    4:35 MOVE B* GET OUT THE WAY Lmao based off the real song

  • @tyguybrowser806
    @tyguybrowser806 5 років тому +16

    4:33 I still can't get over how funny it is to see Santa swears like a road rage driver. My younger self would not believe this.

  • @joelr3695
    @joelr3695 6 років тому +123

    Love the quality content! And wow, you’re still rocking that Santa suit!

  • @Dave12395
    @Dave12395 3 роки тому +5

    1:58 "SANTA?!?!? [Whatever hell that noise was]"

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 6 років тому +38

    Can we stop for a moment to admire and appreciate how much work goes into every one of these videos?

  • @spaghettiormeat1609
    @spaghettiormeat1609 4 роки тому +8

    James is honestly the best youtuber he corrects his mistakes because he cares and he talks about all these deathes but yet is always happy and nice.

  • @lebasilleavesboi6958
    @lebasilleavesboi6958 4 роки тому +262

    This movie just shows me how easy killing someone can be

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 роки тому +1

      Thats not very legal

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 4 роки тому +1

      Wait no

    • @thaliabalia9871
      @thaliabalia9871 4 роки тому +8

      It is extremely easy. Getting away with it is the problem. If you want to kill someone, make sure it's worth giving up your own. :)

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 3 роки тому

      @@thaliabalia9871 yeah, people are really fragile. But investigation techniques and tools are really good at their jobs.

    • @eatbutt.
      @eatbutt. 3 роки тому

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 yes, I agree.

  • @LifeMatters3961
    @LifeMatters3961 3 роки тому +9

    2:05 “cause that’s the sound of a crazy person 😬”
    That got me 😂

  • @fs.k0be
    @fs.k0be 5 років тому +975

    Roses are red
    Fish have gills
    I’m James .A Janise
    Lets get to the kills

    • @NoName-el5zn
      @NoName-el5zn 5 років тому +14

      E.P.I.C

    • @elise6544
      @elise6544 5 років тому +15

      CEO of jokes

    • @fs.k0be
      @fs.k0be 4 роки тому +11

      yay no haters

    • @yxngkxng1594
      @yxngkxng1594 4 роки тому +9

      This deserves a like from James himself

    • @STVNBM-qj9qw
      @STVNBM-qj9qw 4 роки тому +10

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I'm super handsome
      And James is too

  • @ethanjohnston9493
    @ethanjohnston9493 5 років тому +271

    james wearing a santa suit makes this video so much more unscary😂😂

    • @yourlocalbear6880
      @yourlocalbear6880 5 років тому +1

      *Yup U.U*

    • @vixayp
      @vixayp 5 років тому +1

      @RedRose19 lol

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 років тому +3

      It's not even scary to begin with

    • @Carlos-xp5yf
      @Carlos-xp5yf 5 років тому +3

      Smol POtAto your name seems like one of those people get asked what’s your gender and you say *I’m a potato owo*

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 6 років тому +65

    Happy Christmas and Merry New Year everyone!

  • @Human_Waste_
    @Human_Waste_ 3 роки тому +24

    I just noticed that the murders are pinned on the map in the shape of a Christmas tree

  • @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958
    @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 4 роки тому +78

    Santa’s Slay may have ruined kids childhood, but, this movie ENHANCED my childhood!

    • @carola36
      @carola36 2 роки тому +2

      Yassss Santa slayyyy like a baddie 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
      Please forgive me I only say that cuz I thought it was funny, I don't know what's wrong with me honestly 💀💀💀💀

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 5 років тому +92

    If Santa is Satan's little Jesus child
    That means...
    He's not the Messiah
    *HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY*
    (I'll see myself out)

  • @jaycemcqueen306
    @jaycemcqueen306 6 років тому +95

    11:10 The murders around the city make a Christmas tree 🎄

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Рік тому +10

    Fran Drescher is a goddess. That’s her signature laugh and the Nanny will stay my favorite show 😂

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 4 роки тому +153

    I remember seeing this movie on TV when I was younger and it actually scared me a bit for some of the killing scenes.

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 роки тому +3

      yeah

    • @mychaeljones7279
      @mychaeljones7279 3 роки тому +5

      Eh theyre more comedic. Like a death of a stripper and you read their stage name. In irony that's like reading of the eulogy of "Bill Goldberg" so not that scary.

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 5 років тому +301

    While K.O. normally refers to "Knock Out", I feel you meant "Kills Off".

    • @PixelatedTriumph
      @PixelatedTriumph 5 років тому +4

      Nathan Williamson, damn, I just accidentally tried to make the same joke but my dumbass didn’t check to see if someone might have already done it.

    • @SomeRando8221
      @SomeRando8221 5 років тому +1

      @@PixelatedTriumph That makes two.

  • @WillisMillis
    @WillisMillis 5 років тому +184

    Dead Meat, you have just reached a new level of respect in my heart. You have transcended many other UA-cam channels with what I have just witnessed. Some might not understand my appreciation of 7:46. But I love you for that DnD reference.

  • @yanetgonzalez7948
    @yanetgonzalez7948 4 роки тому +17

    “SANTA HERRRR”
    (A Masterpiece)

  • @rehanhussain1927
    @rehanhussain1927 6 років тому +168

    Some Good Kill Counts For Next Year Could Be :
    Final Destination 1-5
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre (All Series)
    Jaws
    Candyman (All Series)
    Halloween (2018)
    Leprechaun (2019)
    My Bloody Valentine (Reboot)
    Hatchet (All Series)
    Conjuring Universe (All Series)
    New Years Evil (Reboot) *Probably Next*
    Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
    Children of The Corn
    Dracula
    The Mummy
    Frankenstein Sequels *Boris ones*
    The First Purge
    Alien V Predator Series
    Dawn of The Dead
    Night of the Living Dead (1990)
    Carrie (OG and Reboot)
    Shining (Mini Series AND Kubrick Movie)
    Psycho
    The Ring

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 6 років тому +8

      Dude chill out with the requests

    • @kindabratty
      @kindabratty 6 років тому +8

      Dude keep making requests

    • @abbychan18
      @abbychan18 6 років тому

      I can't wait for some of those.

    • @ciminod
      @ciminod 6 років тому +2

      the Hatchet film series is intresting

    • @alyssa529
      @alyssa529 6 років тому +4

      He only makes death counts when the movies are on dvd or something like that and the more people ask the longer he won’t do the movie

  • @fabulouswumbo2612
    @fabulouswumbo2612 6 років тому +92

    Fun fact: Goldberg met his current wife in this movie

    • @thelordoftheend5050
      @thelordoftheend5050 6 років тому

      Fabulous Wumbo he meet her in the strip club scene.

    • @fabulouswumbo2612
      @fabulouswumbo2612 6 років тому

      The Lord of the End yeah, she wrapped her legs around his head

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 5 років тому +19

    Kills
    1. Beth Mason 2:13
    2. Jason Mason 2:25
    3. Virginia Mason 2:37
    4. Gwen Mason 2:53
    5. Taylor Mason 3:02
    6. Darren Mason 3:15
    7. Mrs. Talbot 4:41
    8. Mugger 6:59
    9. Gold Diggers Bouncer 7:52
    10. Gold Diggers Worker 8:09
    11. Gold Diggers Bartender 8:26
    12. Gold Diggers Patron 8:37
    13.-24. 6 Dancers & 6 Patrons 9:12
    25. Gold Diggers Valet 9:31
    26.-27. 2 Naughty Boys 9:56
    28. Mr. Green 10:24
    29.-33. Captain Caulk & 4 Other Police Officers 11:19
    34.-39. 6 Carolers 12:30
    40. Grandpa 13:33
    41. Pastor Timmons 17:35

  • @haydenmack3784
    @haydenmack3784 4 роки тому +17

    "As shocking as a grandmother who swears" Um... As long as I knew her, I never heard my grandmother swear once

  • @countrygrlalltheway
    @countrygrlalltheway 6 років тому +8

    I actually liked how Goldberg Santa cleaned the pole first and then used it as a weapon. At least he KNOWS what's been on those.

    • @daffyphack
      @daffyphack 6 років тому +1

      A psychotic force of evil brutality, for sure, but also very conscious of germs

  • @Dyslexic_Narrator
    @Dyslexic_Narrator 6 років тому +86

    Who else noticed Billy the puppet wearing Santa's hat? XD

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 5 років тому +270

    I wanted to see a scene where there is a bar fight between Santa and Krampus

    • @donnamoncrief9563
      @donnamoncrief9563 5 років тому +7

      That would have been awesome

    • @scpchan9610
      @scpchan9610 5 років тому +7

      someone commented "so if Santa is the bad guy then does that mean krampus is the good guy?" so true

    • @deedeeparker505
      @deedeeparker505 5 років тому +1

      I'm so fucking ready for that now

    • @reggietaylor3460
      @reggietaylor3460 5 років тому +1

      That's in the directors cut

    • @oozydoozie7996
      @oozydoozie7996 5 років тому +2

      They are both evil I don't think they would fight I think the be best buds

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 3 роки тому +3

    I love how Santa's hat is more accustomed to the priest hat going back to his Saint Nicholoas roots.

  • @Jorge-wg9tq
    @Jorge-wg9tq 6 років тому +113

    Santas slay ? Now i want to see a movie called Massacre on* 34th street

    • @LostOmin
      @LostOmin 6 років тому +1

      Monarch Of Memes Nightmare on 34th Street?

    • @Jorge-wg9tq
      @Jorge-wg9tq 6 років тому

      @@LostOmin GG you win :(

  • @amandac.s.9452
    @amandac.s.9452 6 років тому +51

    That's the second D&D joke you've made in three episodes. Flak Tanson, you warm my little nerdy heart.

  • @drfallout6533
    @drfallout6533 4 роки тому +458

    Is this a pun "he killed him with a candy cane which is pretty sweet" .-.

  • @Schnipps
    @Schnipps 3 роки тому +10

    This is such a fun movie tho. I love it. The smoothness of the kills are so satisfying also, just the way he flips them, their weapons etc is just so good. I love wrestlers in these roles, they have so much fun with the settings usually.

  • @tjsofara6404
    @tjsofara6404 4 роки тому +51

    Santa : Who is on the nice list
    Goldberg : Who's next

  • @Winchesterfilmmaker
    @Winchesterfilmmaker 6 років тому +74

    One of the strippers is Bill Goldberg's wife Wanda Ferraton and this movie is when they started dating

    • @ducklord9933
      @ducklord9933 6 років тому +4

      I love this fact about the movie. Its pretty wholesome honestly

    • @haranfuzzball1885
      @haranfuzzball1885 6 років тому +2

      Wait like. SPEAR!! Bill Goldberg.

    • @jordancrooks6752
      @jordancrooks6752 6 років тому

      Wait really so is that the one with his son right

    • @brysonxd
      @brysonxd 6 років тому +1

      Fastinating.... Thanks dude

    • @Winchesterfilmmaker
      @Winchesterfilmmaker 5 років тому +1

      @@jordancrooks6752 Goldberg's wife was the stripper that got Santa in all up in her businesses

  • @bretbader
    @bretbader 6 років тому +398

    I can’t believe that there has been 120 kill counts and still no leather face

    • @theplushplanet9795
      @theplushplanet9795 6 років тому

      True

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 5 років тому +12

      maybe he wants to do all movies of the franchise at once like he mad with hallowen

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 5 років тому +1

      Yes I have been asking for a long time

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 5 років тому +7

      And nobody sees my comment and im left in the abyss of darkness and deception for which I see no light and no light sees me, I am alone in this world and then you show up with that comment and everybody sees you guess im just the unlucky one left in eternal darkness
      🅱🅾ℹ👋😤

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 років тому

      Wow that's alot of of kill count video James guess doing videos on UA-cam is a better job.

  • @cartoonlizardtheanimator6701
    @cartoonlizardtheanimator6701 3 місяці тому +1

    For people wondering what each kill takes place:
    1. Beth Mason: 2:14
    2. Jason Mason: 2:25
    3. Virginia Mason: 2:37
    4. Gwen Mason: 2:54
    5. Taylor Mason: 3:03
    6. Darren Mason: 3:15
    7. Mrs. Talbot: 4:42
    8. Mugger: 7:00
    9. Gold Diggers Bouncer: 7:53
    10. Gold Diggers Worker: 8:09
    11. Gold Diggers Bartender: 8:26
    12. Gold Diggers Patron: 8:37
    13-24. 6 Dancers & 6 Patrons: 9:13
    25. Gold Diggers Valet: 9:31
    26-27. 2 Naughty Boys: 9:56
    28. Mr. Green: 10:24
    29-33. Captain Caulk & 4 other Police Officers: 11:19
    34-39. 6 Carollers: 12:31
    40. Grandpa: 13:33
    41. Pastor Timmons: 17:35

  • @pappysoda951
    @pappysoda951 6 років тому +46

    James, you’re spoiling us with 2 uploads in a row, thank you for providing us with great content

  • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
    @H3LLHOUNDFTW 6 років тому +183

    I'm late to answer James but you should check out this B-Slasher movie called Drive-Thru. It's about a killer clown named Horny who is the mascot of a fast food joint. I was like 12 when I saw it and the kills are actually pretty gnarly *especially* for a B-movie. Not many clips of it on YT but there is one that can *definitely* give you a taste of it's kills to show that it's worth your time. *Love You Daddy James. Been here since 2k subs* (or 20k. I cant remember but i think 2k)

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 6 років тому +3

      Especially since I remember a solid body count in that movie

    • @tyc8764
      @tyc8764 6 років тому +1

      Seen this before and it deserves a kill count.

    • @ericthomas5963
      @ericthomas5963 6 років тому

      Dude, that movie is garbage.

    • @jdthomas1069
      @jdthomas1069 6 років тому

      Eric Thomas Rude

    • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
      @H3LLHOUNDFTW 6 років тому

      @@ericthomas5963 But it'd be a fun Kill Count to see. After Thankskilling nothing could be worse😂😂😂

  • @insomnia.2006
    @insomnia.2006 5 років тому +218

    “This takes place in Michigan where there is a city named hell”
    -crys in Michigan-

  • @iluv_nana
    @iluv_nana Рік тому +7

    I don’t think I’ve seen such an unserious horror movie in all my life

  • @mattlarsen7187
    @mattlarsen7187 6 років тому +466

    It's ironic because Goldberg is Jewish 😅😂

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen115
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen115 6 років тому +38

      Not just Goldberg but the family at the beginning. Actually almost the entire cast is Jewish

    • @somepremium8628
      @somepremium8628 6 років тому +10

      @Kyros Droztamyr AND DICKS WITH SKIN ON THEM

    • @zdxsher3901
      @zdxsher3901 6 років тому +1

      Matt Larsen rly?

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 6 років тому

      Lol really?

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 6 років тому +1

      Fran drescher at the beginning is Jewish

  • @kieranschafer5180
    @kieranschafer5180 5 років тому +15

    I remember walking into BlockBusters with my dad in the mid 2000's, seeing Santas Slay on the shelf alongside a bunch of other cheap horror movies, and aweing at how scary the cover and backside looked.

  • @adam_sucks
    @adam_sucks 5 років тому +150

    5:48
    "ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ"

  • @egge6145
    @egge6145 3 роки тому +8

    Im sorry, but the "I've been good" followed by a bonk is hilarious to me