Blood Rage (1987) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 років тому +2248

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  • @TheWoolyWolf
    @TheWoolyWolf 6 років тому +2475

    you can hear the enthusiasm in james voice after avoiding doing a thankskilling 3 kill count

    • @randomscrub9910
      @randomscrub9910 6 років тому +6

      @@eliasfagerholm484 what.

    • @pussfill
      @pussfill 5 років тому +4

      @@eliasfagerholm484 What Boi

    • @michaelrosemann2151
      @michaelrosemann2151 5 років тому +5

      yeah but this year
      Thankskilling 3 Kill count

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 років тому +6

      @@eliasfagerholm484 I'm gonna pretend I never read your comment

    • @laqundrabarnett4141
      @laqundrabarnett4141 5 років тому +2

      @@eliasfagerholm484 ummmmm weird

  • @officiallyfizzy4005
    @officiallyfizzy4005 6 років тому +1042

    You can tell he loves this movie as soon as you hear james voice

  • @tugmanfunkowitz5274
    @tugmanfunkowitz5274 6 років тому +4813

    Wait.... That guy selling condoms had them pinned to the inside of his jacket talk about selling faulty products

    • @Heavenly_Senshi
      @Heavenly_Senshi 6 років тому +135

      they dont work why do i have a kid MAY DAY MAY DAY 9 months later i want refund

    • @majve6249
      @majve6249 6 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @Godzilla-vw4vs
      @Godzilla-vw4vs 6 років тому +19

      I would use tape

    • @bones9964
      @bones9964 6 років тому +142

      @@Godzilla-vw4vs Flex tape would fix those condoms
      To show you how strong flex tape is, I poked holes in these condoms.

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 років тому +28

      Well i dont think it was through the condom just on the end

  • @charleecatbat751
    @charleecatbat751 5 років тому +2546

    God I can't help but feel so bad for Todd :(

    • @SunOnYeet
      @SunOnYeet 4 роки тому +359

      @asian dude did you not watch the damn video ? Framed by his own brother for a murder, spent 10 years in an asylum, everyone believed he was a crazy psycho, when he thought this whole mess was over he realises that his mother was hoping she had killed him. That's pretty heavy even for a fictional character

    • @liamaltork2551
      @liamaltork2551 4 роки тому +42

      What's the Deel With Evil Twins

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +23

      But which one? There's apparently two.

    • @MrMoon.
      @MrMoon. 4 роки тому +35

      IKR feel so bad for him

    • @noahfuller4128
      @noahfuller4128 3 роки тому +19

      @@dr.bright6272 It was me, as I'mTodd

  • @RMM_Kai
    @RMM_Kai 6 років тому +3049

    It wasn’t cranberry sauce it was grenadine from my ice cream treats

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 5 років тому +1476

    You know what, that wrong number caller was really nice about the number being wrong. He just seemed really nice and all that, I appreciate that.

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 роки тому +3

      Heeey
      I seen you before

    • @jacksonfairfax6351
      @jacksonfairfax6351 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah Kris i agree, I also felt like it was foreshadowing killing the wrong son

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 6 місяців тому

      It seems like he heard the tone of her voice and under no cirumstances wanted to push any further

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +2456

    Blood Rage sounds like a video game perk instead of a movie title.

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 2 роки тому +177

    The acting is incredible in this movie coming from the lead actor. Terry and Todd have completely different body language and give off completely different energies. Absolutely amazing

  • @malte1560
    @malte1560 5 років тому +758

    Her being annoyed is so iconic and would be me if a killer was chasing me like "urgh seriously now I gotta run DUMBASS!"

    • @tash4270
      @tash4270 Рік тому +12

      That's me in Dead by Daylight 😂 I'd be useless irl in that situation, just "fine whatever this is how I go I guess"

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +1038

    Todd might've been so traumatized after seeing his brother kill someone that he couldn't speak. That's a thing, right?

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 3 роки тому +30

      Sort of

    • @CosmicMetalhead
      @CosmicMetalhead 3 роки тому +81

      Could be shock?

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 3 роки тому +31

      @@CosmicMetalhead I agree, probably shock.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 3 роки тому +17

      Maybe he did say something and no one believed him?

    • @HarveMoone
      @HarveMoone 3 роки тому +53

      @@CosmicMetalhead There’s actually a 1946 film noir movie titled Shock that’s exactly about someone witnessing a murder and going into basically catatonia starring Vincent Price. Great movie!

  • @jarsofpaperstars
    @jarsofpaperstars Рік тому +326

    I’m going to AO3 to see if someone has written up a happy ending for Todd because Jesus Christ this is one of the most depressing fates for a completely innocent character I’ve ever seen.

    • @problematicpeach9237
      @problematicpeach9237 Рік тому +22

      I did the same thing, absolutely heartbroken when there was only 1 story hrbrjfjenen

    • @jarsofpaperstars
      @jarsofpaperstars Рік тому +40

      @@problematicpeach9237 And that one story is reader insert smut🙃 fml

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 Рік тому +9

      @@jarsofpaperstars EXCUSE ME WHAT

    • @Samx3x
      @Samx3x Рік тому +11

      @@jarsofpaperstars Link?😼

    • @jarsofpaperstars
      @jarsofpaperstars Рік тому +8

      @@sberky98 fanfic writers are a different breed, for better and for worse😖

  • @ringss_
    @ringss_ 5 років тому +2167

    This entire situation is still less crazy than some "Florida man" stories.

    • @RoseDragon529
      @RoseDragon529 4 роки тому +83

      Florida Man kills 11 people, blames twin

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +67

      @@RoseDragon529Florida Man twin kills twin, blames twin

    • @vinceemery5943
      @vinceemery5943 4 роки тому +14

      This is a Florida man story

    • @incelrevolution69
      @incelrevolution69 4 роки тому +5

      @@vinceemery5943 exactly! lol

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 3 роки тому +14

      “Breaking news Florida woman stabs Florida man with squirrel”
      Yes that is a real news headline bruh

  • @nicholasanderson344
    @nicholasanderson344 5 років тому +403

    This is still my favorite kill count of all time. The camp, the quotes, “eat it wall”, and the hiss laugh you do absolutely kills me. This is a gem 10/10 would recommend watching again and again.

  • @jaymoon2377
    @jaymoon2377 6 років тому +553

    Honestly, one of the best things about this movie is the visible joy James shows when he’s talking about NOT doing ThanksKilling three. That, and the jokes and tidbits are just absolutely hysterical

  • @arrteyy
    @arrteyy 6 років тому +549

    Brother Todd when he was blamed looked like he was thinking "I shouldve just stayed in the car."

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 років тому +62

      Hahaha

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 6 років тому +13

      And if Todd was in the car
      Terry would blame him
      For killing them
      My question would be
      Terry if Todd killed them
      Wouldn't she be dead instead of him?

  • @dochojo9009
    @dochojo9009 3 роки тому +522

    "Karen's, ugh, not Todd, so she gets the hell out of there"
    Choked on my coffee

  • @kiamvp1874
    @kiamvp1874 6 років тому +2913

    James is actually the third twin, notice how Terry, Todd and James are all wearing striped shirts. Exposed ya now James

  • @ohdearohdear
    @ohdearohdear 6 років тому +1164

    4:24 "...Who's running around dressed like a goddamn taxi cab"
    Dead.

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 6 років тому +2481

    You know your fans are going to request Thankskilling 3 for a Kill Count.
    Blood Rage is pretty awesome, glad you covered it! Happy holidays and be good people

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 років тому +209

      I hope they can tell from the clips I showed that it's just not worth anyone's time. It's not a fun horror movie like TK1. It's just a mess with puppets.

    • @happyboyproductions7
      @happyboyproductions7 6 років тому +35

      Just for your suffering I want one

    • @itzbob2369
      @itzbob2369 6 років тому

      Nice

    • @aaronbethel03
      @aaronbethel03 6 років тому +15

      @@DeadMeat but I need it like if I sat through thanks killing and jack frost without wanting to die I could sit through thanks killing 3 make it please
      Ps. How was the surgery

    • @ryangarcia6394
      @ryangarcia6394 6 років тому +2

      Yea thanskilling is a really bad movie it’s just bad

  • @scottpilgrimpwns
    @scottpilgrimpwns 5 років тому +451

    SLASHER: THE BLOOD RAGE NIGHTMARE OF SHADOW WOODS

  • @wolfboythecreator1614
    @wolfboythecreator1614 6 років тому +425

    This has to be the funniest kill count 😂😂😂😂

    • @iamjefft118
      @iamjefft118 6 років тому +3

      ASTRID TOAD Agreed

    • @someguy1515
      @someguy1515 6 років тому +6

      Thankskilling is close. Thanksgiving turns James into a lean mean comedy machine

    • @landonio4700
      @landonio4700 6 років тому +1

      Watch thankskilling

    • @iamjefft118
      @iamjefft118 6 років тому

      CLORLOX BLEACH I did

    • @LTNebraska
      @LTNebraska 6 років тому

      The funniest ones were the leprechaun movies those ones go hard

  • @DR2WINNER
    @DR2WINNER 6 років тому +222

    James I absolutely fuckin love how clear it is how much fun you had making this ❤️😂

  • @hailey-senpai4350
    @hailey-senpai4350 6 років тому +169

    I love how excited James looked as he explains that he didn't have to do a Kill Count for Thankskilling
    God that the happiest I've seen this man

  • @Reviewer2016
    @Reviewer2016 2 роки тому +156

    Todd has got to be the most saddest character I’ve ever seen.
    -He gets framed by his psycho brother for murder at a young age.
    -Spends most of his life in a mental institution.
    -He managed to escape only for his still psycho brother plans to use his escape just to kill some more likely just to frame him.
    -just when he thinks his mom is on his side he learns she intended to kill him.
    -Said mother kills herself upon learning she didn’t get the right kid.
    -I also read their were sirens in the distance and the only person who could have helped just left so he’s basically screwed in that scenario.
    The only comfort I can see was he would be given the insanity plea once again . But still poor bastard. The only thing that would have been worse would be if Terry took advantage of their moms inability to tell them apart to begin with (Terry’s real name was todd and he just took in when he framed him)

    • @baraqel7947
      @baraqel7947 Рік тому +2

      What about Anakin Skywalker?

    • @Reviewer2016
      @Reviewer2016 Рік тому +4

      @@baraqel7947 that’s sad but for another reason

    • @Sean-zs7mz
      @Sean-zs7mz Рік тому +25

      I mean Karen witnessed the whole thing she's going to explain to the cops it was terry and not Todd, with her testimony and no evidence that Todd did any of it, I'm sure he walked or maybe he was sent back to the asylum

    • @Reviewer2016
      @Reviewer2016 Рік тому

      @@Sean-zs7mz thanks well like I said maybe

    • @kuraarachan
      @kuraarachan Рік тому +15

      ​ @Reviewer2016 @@Sean-zs7mz Also identical twins have different fingerprints so it would be pretty simple to determine that Terry was the real killer with some basic forensics.

  • @kaialexander6806
    @kaialexander6806 6 років тому +101

    Now I have to start saying "that's not cranberry sauce" in completely irrelevant situations just to honour this movie.

  • @conjurer5725
    @conjurer5725 6 років тому +288

    I really wanted to see James loose it talking about thanskilling 3

    • @RobbieLeeFYI
      @RobbieLeeFYI 6 років тому +19

      I don't think that there is a soul on Earth thsat doesn't want James talking about Thankskilling 3 (apart from James).

    • @michaelmyers1406
      @michaelmyers1406 6 років тому

      :-;

    • @deactivatedperson3759
      @deactivatedperson3759 3 роки тому +2

      @@RobbieLeeFYI Chelsea maybe

  • @brandonruiz7588
    @brandonruiz7588 6 років тому +262

    I’m thinking that Maddie just hated Todd and loves Terry way too much.

    • @ameliarodriguez4964
      @ameliarodriguez4964 5 років тому +22

      Brandon Ruiz ya and she should be happy either way if she’s with Todd or Terry and also she should tell them apart

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 4 роки тому +32

      There something about her character that really made me dislike her,maybe her face ,hairstyle and clothing choice. She really looks like my East German teacher.

    • @razminfox1787
      @razminfox1787 3 роки тому +24

      @@junichiroyamashita for me it’s her favoritism for terry even after finding out Todd was innocent seems like she was going kill him and pin the murders on him and cover it up for Teri

  • @leonardoguerrero444
    @leonardoguerrero444 2 роки тому +48

    That "EAT IT WALL" scene is one of the reasons I love old sleazy horror films like this. Your commentary was done the way my friends and I joke about these scenes too. So good.
    Same goes for the Cranberry Sauce joke

  • @unwantedangel9025
    @unwantedangel9025 6 років тому +349

    I love the facts about actors and tidbits you put in love your videos! Happy Thanksgiving

    • @KingConradVI
      @KingConradVI 6 років тому +3

      Happy Thanksgiving!!! 🌽🍖🍗

    • @autisticpidgin1174
      @autisticpidgin1174 6 років тому +1

      Conrad Jack dude you have the same name as me lol

  • @ralpharpaio9480
    @ralpharpaio9480 6 років тому +310

    *tHaTS Not crAnBeRRy sAUce*

    • @maniaclrobot
      @maniaclrobot 5 років тому +8

      *WHERE'S THE CRANBERRY SAUCE!?*

    • @RedToad900
      @RedToad900 5 років тому +5

      *wAnNa SpRiTe CrAnBeRrY1?/!*

    • @nagito4746
      @nagito4746 5 років тому +1

      @Red Toad really 😂😂😂😂

  • @WolfmansGotNards
    @WolfmansGotNards 6 років тому +291

    This is one of those 80s horror movies I didn't watch until it's Blu-ray release a few years ago, and it still didn't take anything away from the movie. It was awesome!

    • @TOM-ro7rt
      @TOM-ro7rt 6 років тому +4

      Wolfman's Got Nards ayyy your here love your channel dude keep up the good work

    • @KeyKey-fg8sk
      @KeyKey-fg8sk 6 років тому +1

      Hi wolfmans

    • @clumbling
      @clumbling 6 років тому +2

      my dad watches you

    • @atomicweirdo3229
      @atomicweirdo3229 6 років тому +2

      You got that name from monster squad didn't you

    • @SnakeArtists
      @SnakeArtists 6 років тому +1

      Oh hey wolfman random seeing you here

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 4 роки тому +329

    "She tries to get into Terry's pants, even though he's clearly uncomfortable."
    CALL THE FBI!!

  • @austinkruse7610
    @austinkruse7610 6 років тому +280

    Damn. I don’t think I’ve ever seen James not do a film due to it being “bad”. And this is the guy who did Seed of Chucky, The Leprechaun movies, Freddy’s dead, and Saw 3D. Lol
    (Btw what movie is at 4:51)

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 років тому +86

      It was, indeed, a first.

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 6 років тому +4

      Dead Meat at least that’s the only sequel lol

    • @orenges
      @orenges 6 років тому +2

      Didn't he say that Kill Count was about the horror genre and they had to look at the bad and ugly etc?

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 6 років тому +9

      orenges yea, but I guess in this case, Thankskilling 3 was just too bad(and too ugly) to do

    • @hannahstevenson27
      @hannahstevenson27 6 років тому +2

      Leprechaun is a classic though and Warwick Davis is an amazing actor. He has done some great movies.
      He did make a ton of shitty sequels to Leprechaun though 😂

  • @jacobbruen9231
    @jacobbruen9231 5 років тому +202

    Maddie: Sees Terry wearing the new
    shirt earlier in the movie
    Also Maddie: Shoots Terry in that same exact shirt but still thinks that it’s Todd for some reason

    • @inukaiya1509
      @inukaiya1509 3 роки тому +6

      I think she just went insane. And just saw one of the twins and shot.

    • @jacobbruen9231
      @jacobbruen9231 3 роки тому +20

      @@inukaiya1509 bold of you to assume she wasn’t always insane

    • @inukaiya1509
      @inukaiya1509 3 роки тому +13

      @@jacobbruen9231 Hahaha true, OK she was always insane and just finally snapped.

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 3 роки тому +3

      Denial!

  • @leodavinci4913
    @leodavinci4913 6 років тому +363

    Vodka and tomato juice.
    Bloody mary

  • @onghuiwen4574
    @onghuiwen4574 2 роки тому +55

    “Karen is not Todd, so she gets the hell out of there” - best line of the video.

    • @Tad1945
      @Tad1945 Рік тому

      It’s not cranberry sauce either lol.

  • @katie_bracco
    @katie_bracco 6 років тому +82

    I still can’t forget Thanks killing 1 *shivers* I can’t forget

  • @SincereApollogies
    @SincereApollogies 6 років тому +1352

    Shes todd
    Hes todd
    They’re todd
    IM TODD
    (Spongebob)

  • @mickyjoe97
    @mickyjoe97 6 років тому +68

    Her facial expression with that music cue at 5:11 is priceless!

  • @therealestrj7496
    @therealestrj7496 5 років тому +122

    James: is that cranberry sauce?
    Terry: its not cranberry sauce
    James: OK just checking

  • @disphit5350
    @disphit5350 6 років тому +57

    (Terry) *_EXISTS_*
    The girl: (annoyed) oh god its you again?

  • @elijahkelly3347
    @elijahkelly3347 6 років тому +278

    James should make a movie and then kill count it.

    • @alexyew17
      @alexyew17 6 років тому +10

      He kinda did with the Season 2 Look-See kill count

    • @Hannah-gi9kg
      @Hannah-gi9kg 6 років тому +29

      Elijah Kelly or go on a mass murdering spree for years then count the kills

    • @jacobregan5813
      @jacobregan5813 6 років тому

      Good idea

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 років тому

      He already did a kill count on it

    • @jacobregan5813
      @jacobregan5813 5 років тому

      @@juzo1453 what's the name called

  • @kendall2262
    @kendall2262 5 років тому +296

    I could see James just sitting in a movie theater taking notes and eating popcorn
    Idk why ;-;

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 років тому +16

      That's exactly something he would do, mostly just for laughs

    • @exwhyzgaming8996
      @exwhyzgaming8996 4 роки тому +2

      50 Shades of Grey, just taking notes on a notepad

  • @velnoa
    @velnoa 6 років тому +269

    This movie is batshit crazy....
    I LOVE THIS

  • @Zusse
    @Zusse 6 років тому +102

    I've never seen Blood Rage but I do appreciate that you've talked about it

  • @Ywxns
    @Ywxns 6 років тому +130

    My favorite part is that you censored everything with cranberries

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 років тому +3

      Turkeys woulda been pretty funny.

    • @HazzronIV
      @HazzronIV 6 років тому

      I love that brand too.

  • @real1swin
    @real1swin 5 років тому +967

    It's not cranberry
    It's a sprite cranberry

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 6 років тому +58

    The doctor's death was so cool!!! I haven't really seen a kill that unique before! I mean, sure I've seen people cut in half in movies but this is some Mortal Kombat level cut in half! The way she was writhing in agony and twitching just made it perfect!

  • @spacemanchef
    @spacemanchef 6 років тому +259

    This video is not sponsord by cranberry sauce

    • @somerandomguy4812
      @somerandomguy4812 6 років тому +1

      But it’s sponsored by Grenadine!

    • @spacemanchef
      @spacemanchef 6 років тому +2

      @@somerandomguy4812 for his ice cream treats?

    • @somerandomguy4812
      @somerandomguy4812 6 років тому

      (Insert the Ice Cream Man or James intensively staring into the camera for half a minute)

    • @retailstore8553
      @retailstore8553 6 років тому

      I love cranberry sauce

  • @bradman8303
    @bradman8303 6 років тому +212

    Good Adam Sandler impression 4:46

  • @whitesabbath6581
    @whitesabbath6581 5 років тому +73

    Blood Rage (1987)
    -------------------------
    Director: John Grissmer
    -------------------------
    Producer: Marianne Kanter
    -------------------------
    Writer: Bruce Rubin
    -------------------------
    Starring: Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, Marianne Kanter, Julie Gordon, Jayne Bentzen, Bill Cakmis, James Farrell, Ed French, William Fuller, Gerry Lou, Chad Montgomery, Lisa Randall, Doug Weiser, Dana Drescher, Brad Leland, Rebecca Thorp, Ted Raimi
    -------------------------
    Composer: Richard Einhorn
    -------------------------
    Cinematographer: Richard E. Brooks
    -------------------------
    Editor: Christine P. Williams
    -------------------------
    Distributor: Film Limited
    -------------------------
    Release Date: March 29th, 1987
    -------------------------
    Runtime: 79 minutes (censored) | 82 minutes (uncut)

  • @cyrilmagi6201
    @cyrilmagi6201 6 років тому +34

    7:18 Well there is indeed a cocktail made with vodka and tomato juice (also with lemon juice, chilli peper and spices). It's called a Bloody Mary (maybe they used this because it's a gory movie).

    • @katiewhelan6431
      @katiewhelan6431 6 років тому +7

      Bloody Mary, Blood rage... it's appropriate for sure

  • @trinitytheater5256
    @trinitytheater5256 Рік тому +24

    "…no matter how much his milquetoast speech says otherwise."
    *cut to Terry literally toasting with milk*
    Well played, James. Well played.

  • @j.r.cilliangreen4083
    @j.r.cilliangreen4083 6 років тому +70

    Off topic entirely...Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is terribly underrated and awesome. Great Kill Count, James!!!

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 5 років тому +19

    Kills
    1. Trojan Fan 2:47
    2. Brad 5:53
    3. Jackie 6:20
    4. Dr. Berman 6:43
    5. Bill 9:49
    6.-7. Gregg & Andrea 11:34
    8. Artie 12:23
    9. Julie 13:38
    10. Terry 15:08
    11. Maddy 16:21

  • @gamingdemon12
    @gamingdemon12 6 років тому +138

    7:18 "Vodka and Tomato Juice?"
    James, that's the recipe to a Bloody Mary

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +13

      Noooooo it isnt. You gotta put a SHIT TON more stuff into it to make a bloody. Mainly Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco and horseradish.
      You pour me a tomato juice and vodka then call it a bloody, I'll be rather upset

    • @kingcolt8110
      @kingcolt8110 4 роки тому +4

      @@jordanhicks5131 Jesus calm down

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +9

      @@kingcolt8110 I'm perfectly calm

    • @dillonowens3604
      @dillonowens3604 4 роки тому +2

      Vodka and tomato are the MAIN ingredients. Calm down.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 4 роки тому +5

      @@dillonowens3604 I mean, vodka and tomato juice are technically a Bloody Mary like Jack and Jill is technically a movie.

  • @Clarkthedogo
    @Clarkthedogo 6 років тому +236

    Take a shot every time he says, “it’s not cranberry sauce.”

  • @thechunguschronicles5933
    @thechunguschronicles5933 6 років тому +240

    Why is it so ironic that a channel about killing people have the BEST host and a very good community hmmmm

  • @m40ndh
    @m40ndh 5 років тому +280

    I'M TODD
    NO IM TODD
    Me: I'm not Todd so I'm just gonna run before whoever is Todd kills me.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +5

      Hi I'm Todd..... *raises machete*

  • @taco4242
    @taco4242 6 років тому +23

    What I have learned from this movie and the Friday series, is that machetes give you the power to teleport in slasher movies. Btw, awesome kill count!

  • @UnlikeRelic
    @UnlikeRelic 6 років тому +61

    It's not Cranberry... That's because it's Grenadine.. for my ice cream treats!

  • @raeve1394
    @raeve1394 6 років тому +53

    James seems waaaay more pumped than any intro🤔😃

    • @bradybullard1328
      @bradybullard1328 6 років тому +6

      Rens-lolgozer10 NL that’s because he doesn’t want to count Thankskilling 3

  • @SketchySkullKnight
    @SketchySkullKnight 4 роки тому +52

    9:53 I love how the fake head in Blood Rage is better than the one from Friday the 13th - Part 3

  • @imosix9264
    @imosix9264 6 років тому +27

    When will James hit 2 million?! He deserves it.

  • @pinkluigienjoyer
    @pinkluigienjoyer 5 років тому +30

    I love James’s Owen Wilson impression,quality content.

  • @karlvincent136
    @karlvincent136 6 років тому +367

    Do a kill count in final destination

    • @papa_seaottercontent1495
      @papa_seaottercontent1495 6 років тому +8

      Hell yeah I agree

    • @plutossonn
      @plutossonn 6 років тому +5

      YES

    • @RoseLikesFootball
      @RoseLikesFootball 6 років тому +20

      According to another comments section, the production company of the franchise is super strict and he said any Final Destination kill count would probably be taken down.

    • @Skalopulton301
      @Skalopulton301 6 років тому +3

      Karl Vincent I just got done watching all 5 Final Destination Movies!

    • @mrktrekt5146
      @mrktrekt5146 6 років тому +2

      Yesssss

  • @onnapnewo
    @onnapnewo 5 років тому +123

    I'm a Todd
    He's a Todd
    She's a Todd
    ‘cause we're all Todds

    • @YaBoiJay999
      @YaBoiJay999 3 роки тому +3

      Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger can I take ya order?

    • @squirrele.1266
      @squirrele.1266 3 роки тому

      Nah, I'm a greg

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому

      @@squirrele.1266 *kills you* WE'RE ALL TODD

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 3 роки тому

      ARR THERE ANY MORE TODDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT??

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 3 роки тому

      There are many "A Todd"'s, but only 1 The Todd.
      Reference five.

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 6 років тому +50

    James sounds like he's trying to hold in laughter at the beginning

  • @ledankmemer6706
    @ledankmemer6706 6 років тому +163

    9:12 My man is out here looking like Mr Bean!

  • @snottynose
    @snottynose 6 років тому +41

    James is one of the few guys that can make a “horror” movie funny. Keep it up
    P.S. Do thanks-killing 3

  • @mattmccomas1
    @mattmccomas1 4 роки тому +14

    I honestly think the lead actor did pretty dang well with the dual roles. He was clearly having fun with the parts. I wasn't as sold with the mom's performance like James was though. But man was this a fun, crazy ass slasher. Everyone really needs to see it for themselves.

  • @autisticpidgin1174
    @autisticpidgin1174 6 років тому +250

    You sound so excited I love how good the commentary is
    Edit: thx so much for the heart I love you❤️❤️❤️
    Edit:2 thx for 116 likes I've never had that much before

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 6 років тому +32

    At least Todd cleaned that pool when he killed those people. That pool was sparkling clean by the end of the movie.

    • @pocket1355
      @pocket1355 6 років тому +2

      ....it was terry who killed everyone

  • @newname34695
    @newname34695 6 років тому +90

    " blood rage, a bat shit insane b movie slasher" so... I'm guessing thankskilling 3 is a horse shit insane b movie

  • @samantha.redacted
    @samantha.redacted 5 років тому +146

    It's not cranberry sauce, it's grenadine, for my ice cream treats!

    • @stalis6919
      @stalis6919 4 роки тому +4

      Copied huh

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi 4 роки тому +1

      Original from: RMM_Toxic

  • @redhood4747
    @redhood4747 6 років тому +477

    EAT IT WALL! 4:06
    10 likes thanks

  • @bobbyfit
    @bobbyfit 6 років тому +51

    14:02 My man really made a Matthew Lillard "Scream" reference?
    James A. Janise, Ladies and Gentleman 🤣🤙🏿

    • @swornsword1083
      @swornsword1083 6 років тому +1

      Janise*

    • @bobbyfit
      @bobbyfit 6 років тому

      @@swornsword1083 actually there's an extra S, but that's ok! Still funny! 🤣

    • @swornsword1083
      @swornsword1083 6 років тому +1

      @@bobbyfit Yeah bro! 👌🏼

  • @Valkyrie_Persephone
    @Valkyrie_Persephone 6 років тому +25

    I'm not a big fan of horror but this looks like a genuinely interesting movie, I'm actually surprised the horror industry doesn't go more into twins and having them frame each other for murder! I enjoy this one a lot since you seemed really happy to talk about it and it does seem genuinely good for a low budget movie! I'd really love to see more movies like this out in the horror market even though I avoid watching horror movies. I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving and have luck in finding movies just as interesting as this one!

  • @getalongpassthebong6060
    @getalongpassthebong6060 3 роки тому +10

    as someone who is also named Todd I couldn't help but join in on the chanting at the end there

  • @supersonicxz1
    @supersonicxz1 6 років тому +140

    Wait so if she’s Todd and he’s Todd. Then who brought the cranberry sauce?

    • @thidumgamer4508
      @thidumgamer4508 6 років тому +5

      Ted Raimi, it was in the other side of his jacket.

    • @cuzimspecial1
      @cuzimspecial1 6 років тому +5

      Wait a minute
      THAT'S NOT CRANBERRY SAUCE, ARETE!

    • @mojojojoke8028
      @mojojojoke8028 6 років тому +4

      Nosferatu!

    • @cancer2558
      @cancer2558 6 років тому +6

      It's obviously todd

    • @m4gmaroni
      @m4gmaroni 6 років тому +2

      No one brought it, cause it’s not cranberry sauce.

  • @glambert169507
    @glambert169507 6 років тому +38

    loved the scream reference with: "You hit me with a phone dick!" it gets me every time. Happy Thanksgiving James!

  • @megand1609
    @megand1609 6 років тому +7

    the guy that played terry and todd was brilliant, especially with terry. terry was scary because it looked like this was all just a game for him. he was goofing around a lot and that's honestly terrifying. nothing scarier than a killer with no remorse that openly jokes around like it's another saturday

  • @AS-km2nh
    @AS-km2nh 3 роки тому +13

    I just wanna give Todd a hug :( I feel so bad for him

  • @GravityPSI
    @GravityPSI 6 років тому +17

    No, thank you James for providing some great quality content that I can look forward too. Here’s to another great year.

  • @WoolLikeaboss
    @WoolLikeaboss 6 років тому +71

    Thank god for blood rage!! Thankskilling 3 would been the worst movie in the world!!! Keep the great work James!

    • @onyxsky2304
      @onyxsky2304 6 років тому

      I would of liked to see him take it on, but ill take a good kill count any day

  • @jaliljackson6404
    @jaliljackson6404 6 років тому +266

    MOM: what are you thankful for?
    ME: ummmmm, dead meat.
    Mom: noooooooo
    ME: ummmmm, kill counts
    Mom: noooooooo
    ME :James a. Janisse.
    Mom: yessssssssssssssss!

  • @MrRomansk1
    @MrRomansk1 5 років тому +3

    dude, movies like this and chopping mall I´d probably never got to watch without your kill counts and they instantly became two of my favourites... just really fantastic,unforced b-movie shit with both of em having ridiculously awesome 80s soundtracks

  • @KingConradVI
    @KingConradVI 6 років тому +143

    Four minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off. This has to be the funniest one yet! 😂😂😂😂
    ^¬^

  • @ashnoodless
    @ashnoodless 6 років тому +78

    Waiting for everyone to ask for thankskilling 3 just for that rap

    • @Slensei
      @Slensei 6 років тому +3

      Thankskilling one was enough...even I couldn't make it through the movie, and I fucking love horrible movies.

    • @drewkilmurray5085
      @drewkilmurray5085 6 років тому

      Slensei no bud it was amazing

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 6 років тому

      That will be one hell of a trip.

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 6 років тому +84

    This is a typical day in Florida.

    • @potatomanjr7922
      @potatomanjr7922 6 років тому +3

      Yeah it is I went to Florida and it's a typical day

    • @jacoblingerfelt1442
      @jacoblingerfelt1442 6 років тому +3

      I live in jacksonville so i can confirm this

  • @mettatheone1705
    @mettatheone1705 3 роки тому +5

    I love the pure joy in the intro of being able to avoid Thankskilling 3

  • @brockolsen3871
    @brockolsen3871 6 років тому +142

    Can we see a Gremlins kill count for Christmas?!

  • @elisisco1252
    @elisisco1252 6 років тому +61

    "Gobble Gobble", you guys remember that LOL

    • @MrsMaggie1981
      @MrsMaggie1981 6 років тому

      No I'm tod

    • @genno948
      @genno948 6 років тому

      I don’t have gas so I’ll take ass

  • @Curizix
    @Curizix 6 років тому +34

    14:02 Nice Scream Reference

  • @xriptidez7980
    @xriptidez7980 2 роки тому +6

    An Apartment Complex is actually a super fun Horror setting

  • @MarcelaConst
    @MarcelaConst 6 років тому +27

    I love your sense of humor I swear. Your videos are so good but your humor makes them ten times better :)

  • @opgodz2219
    @opgodz2219 6 років тому +40

    James you said let's get to the kills instead of saying lets get to the numbers

  • @joddelrealingo7737
    @joddelrealingo7737 6 років тому +413

    Pls do a kill count of "Battle Royale" its a japanese movie with awesome kills

    • @mechabeluga6796
      @mechabeluga6796 6 років тому +20

      That’s the actual inspiration of fortnite

    • @battleforvoidzeroth5243
      @battleforvoidzeroth5243 6 років тому +50

      @@mechabeluga6796 No, it's the inspiration of the battle Royale genre in general.

    • @legionprime7715
      @legionprime7715 6 років тому +29

      *I said the real Battle Royale...*

    • @epicguy5005
      @epicguy5005 6 років тому +11

      It’s that movie based off fortnite

    • @mechabeluga6796
      @mechabeluga6796 6 років тому +3

      Totallynot LordcheeseB it’s not a meme it’s a fact and u liked ur own comment

  • @cadegentry6282
    @cadegentry6282 5 років тому +18

    Wow the mom had the most smoker voice I’ve ever heard