FUNNY DUMB DRIVERS 3
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Coney reacts to the funniest and stupidest drivers in the world (but mainly the United States, probably) from the r/idiotsincars subreddit.
Check out the past FUNNY DUMB DRIVERS videos here:
• FUNNY DUMB DRIVERS 2
• FUNNY DUMB DRIVERS
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I imagine hell as dying in a horrible accident and being forced to watch Coney react to it forever.
I would be SO fucking mad
If that was me, I know it wouldn't be my fault for the crash so I would be TRUEing for eternity with coney.
Hell! You’re telling me I get to watch Coney for eternity that sounds like heaven to me
Hell would be forced to watch Coney but he only has takes that you disagree with
how far is coney willing to go for the intro? what stakes will be raised? will he go to the hospital for trying to fit inside of a monster can for the sh tty genie bit?
Jokes aside actually the greatest intro for a UA-cam vid I’ve ever seen
Coney goes big
He doesn’t go home
it made me laugh so hard
you're saying that like he'd have to TRY and fit in one
Okay that opening sequence took me out 😂
Good thing Coney wasn't in a car, otherwise you really would've gotten taken out
My question is, how is Coney able to do a flip
Eric andre out here
@@speertime he definitely did a 1/4 somersault with a redacted landing
lmao
All I've learned from this is to fear Coney if he's behind the wheel.
We make fun of drivers from Coney's state. In fact, that's our main comeback to "VA Melee sux". "oh yeah? At least we can drive!"
13:46 that trailer hitch cover is absolutely the Hylian Shield
Oh my god you're so right 😂
Oh my goodness, that is exactly what it is
The only real dumb drivers are the ones who turn on a coney stream while their driving
MYCAR
I feel called ou-
*CRASH*
Does cringe confessional count cuz I’ve definitely put that on before a drive
DUDE THIS STREAMER IS SO *FUCKING* FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
Nothing happened to me yet :)
The idea of throwing a jar of fucking SMUCKERS at someone is TAKING ME OUT LMAO
Sir, we appear to be...Jammed.
i did NOT expect to see Coney hitting a front flip to then crashing and exploding off camera. call me flabbergasted
Remember, a bad driver never misses their exit.
MYCONEY No one during the stream expected Coney to do a flip as the intro.
5:17 I legit want to know how they got the boat up the ramp in the first place if they couldn't even get it down.
....
Unless it's a underground parking lot, then that explains a lot.
I kinda wonder if a different truck brought it in that had a lower suspension / towing mount but then the guy tasked to retrieve it was in a different truck.
That first one legit reminded me of Spongebob taking a driving test.
My driving test was literally just me backing out of the parking lot, making four right turns, parallel park, and then drive back to where I started. The whole thing was like 5 minutes. I’m pretty sure my instructor fell asleep halfway through.
Hearing Coney's ridiculous and irrational takes about video games: 🙂
Hearing Coney's ridiculous and irrational takes about driving in real life: ☹️
He literally was just correct for 20 minutes straight in this video
CONEY USING A TITLE INDICATING WHAT SERIES THIS IS?!
Easily the best intro to a video you’ve ever had
Your content looks awful and i hope you know thay
I love seeing the FELLAS in the chat when they know its going on youtube.
That first clip is what it feels like to use a Mad Catz controller in Mario Kart
oh hey Ultima, didn't realize you were a coney fan
Finally the best video to watch while I’m reaching 80 down the highway
Nah you gotta crank that speed up
5:12 Does this include you Coney? And your trip to Connecticut where you tasted a poisonous substance that actually tasted “quite good”? Because I think that definitely adds onto your point
14:54 The idea of someone throwing a whole jar of jam at a car is the wildest thing I've heard all day 😂. I was thinking of opening the jar and scooping it out, but nah, chuck that whole jar lmao
INSANE man LAUGHS at injured PEOPLE
CONEY’S REDDITPOSTING AGAIN LETS GO!
Coney is absolutely spitting I have never seen worse drivers than in Connecticut
The word "yoop" brings me untold joy. Bravo to the thumbnail makers. And also Coney I guess.
The worst thing you could throw at another car is a gallon of spoiled milk. That scent is never going away
that dog at the end was SICK
I thought I was watching Donut Operator for a second there. Bork bork got his nom nom
i have definitely had a dream about you coney but i can’t remember a single detail about it
Coneys so lucky he wasn’t in a car at the start
It worked at a gas station for 6 years and it was always funny when someone would drive off with the pump still in their car. They'd always freak out and the be like "...Oh" when you walk out there and take 10 seconds to pop it back on
5:10 I’m in an Uber right now at Yale, and as someone who’s been in two accidents using Uber in this state… yeah this is just factual
Edit: Speaking of, 14:02 that’s definitely a CT license plate lmao
GREATEST CONEY INTRO OF ALL TIME??
Coney's chair makes him look like a child
Not even 10 seconds in, and I’m already invested. That sequence was incredible
CONEY is content king. IDK how he hasn't blow up yet, his skills in commentating and theatre / acting makes anything he covers funny and entertaining much more than any other content I have found.
3:56 “Dude is Cruis’n USA!”
Editor: *plays the Daytona USA theme*
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
15:55 I WAS DRIVING IN THR RAIN ON THE HIGHWAY! THAT HONK SCARED ME CONEY!!
Coney being able to do a whole ass cartwheel at his age is impressive
Playing Crazy Taxi IRL
I love the commentary over the chase at the end. "HE'S GOT THE DOG COMIN' AT HIM!"
i get off from school, open my phone and see coney uploaded and the first thing i see is this man doing a front flip with an explosion, my day is better
Finally, a sequel to my favorite Dumb Drivers 2 Video!!!
That's not the only sequel were getting 🤫
Here’s an old timer’s tip on road rage, buy a little container of plumber’s valve grease and glob it on someone’s windshield whippers if they tick you off.
You may not get immediate satisfaction, but you get to know that next time it rains and this person turns their whippers on they can’t see anything……….ever
Bro that's premeditated murder
The second video: has nobody noticed that they're waiting on the SHOULDER of the freeway? That's not a drivable lane. Every one of those drivers are idiots except for the one who's in the front with his hood popped up because they did the right thing and pulled over to the shoulder when their car started having trouble. Everyone else is just...not smart?
And you can even tell it's not a lane because 1. The hard white line is not perforated- meaning you don't normally cross over it, and 2. You can see the width of that lane is much smaller than the width of the other 2 driving lanes.
Who gaslit Coney into thinking the lady who jumped the towtruck was okay?!
She ended up in critical condition, but she did survive it...
Y'all weren't there for the Iggy's Reckin Balls reveal...pure cinema.
The part I went into the stream was here 12:41. I went and asked if he heard the news of Von Wagner's release. It's also sad this was uploaded on Cum Tuesday (Well at least its already Tuesday here)
Ok wait idk why but this thumbnail and intro makes me think coney might be real and not made up in my head.
Coney what was that intro lol
CONNECTICUT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy am I glad I don't live near Coney so I don't have to deal with him driving
No joke I just saw the north Carolina Epona guy yesterday
12:55 _Was that a Pokémon Bridged reference!?_
Great Intro! let's see some more creative intros
What an amazing intro!! I approve of this funny content haha!!
Just watched the first two of the series a couple days ago, and thought I was waiting in vain for the third
Guess I didn’t have to wait long
What’s crazy coney is MD doesn’t require 3 points anymore lmao
5:10 as a ct resident myself can confirm every here sucks at driving
Dude i thought Coney just like died at the start 😭
no light up for me ;-;
I didnt realize I accidentally started watching the Eric Andre Show
I like how he is commenting on water being weak... anything else is a criminal offense... especially jam because it is an attempt to obscure vision.
“Coney watches ig reels”
Damn, classic CONEY elevator moment
I ALSO FAILED MY 3 POINT TURN !!!!!!!!!! i literally went into that test literally knowing nothing about what it was but i nailed everything else so i wasnt too mad
5:52 Oh hell yeah. Weeeeeeee
i keep crashing while watching the HILARIOUS Coney stream! and i get it ad free with twitch prime or just $4.99 a month! what an investment for infinite content!
I got a picture from college where someone managed to park their car with both tires up on the curb and left it like that. Like how do you not noticed
I once thought MA had the worse drivers, but Coney is spitting about CT having the worse drivers. After living here for so long it feels like I'm driving in Calypso's newest Twitsted Metal Competition every day.
Okay beefing with Connecticut drivers, toxic as always Coney. You are 100% right
If you want dumb driving, you should play Garfield Kart: Furious Racing
Wait what was wrong with the second clip, I’m an awful driver (I try to avoid driving as much as possible idk how I got my license) and I just don’t see a problem
Everyone in that second video is bafflingly dumb. Thats obviously the breakdown lane, what are they thinking
A girl at my high school back in the day totaled 3 cars in a month. She got her license suspended for 3 years. I think only 2 of the 3 were her fault. She claimed she had no idea why or how they happened. Our science teacher then just told her to never drive and just Uber everywhere. 🤣 He’s got a point though.
FELLAS
Don’t worry guys he’s a professional clown, prat falls are just in his nature
British person here, so based on the bit from 1:45 in America do you actually just do a driving test on a small closed off course ?
In the UK the driving test is often almost an hour of driving following sign posts and with emergency stops, roundabouts and doing hill stop and starts, parking ect. For content the day of my driving test I spent 3 hours driving, as I had to drive to the test and then also do the test.
Literally only liked the video for bringing up the Xbox controller on the 360. I haven't thought of that in forever
What's the song at 15:51?
You know what series needs another episode? Fact or Opinion. Fact or Opinion, my beloved
Oh fuck yes another coney video
You’re not cutting me off in traffic. You will not merge in front of me. U wait or miss the turn. You try to merge into me and I’m recording it and calling the cops or maybe I pull out the “sling shot”
The wild thing about videos like these is imagining how often shit like this happens but no one sees it coming and it doesn't get recorded or doesn't get uploaded
I hope Coney's majority 16 year old audience knows not to listen to anything he says ever
Bologna is actually the worst because if it stick for a little too long, it will peal the paint off the car
You know this from first hand experience? What about the bologna makes the paint peal off? I never liked bologna so I don't know much about it but I am very curious now
@ngcf4238 my fiancé's aunt threw a few slices on the hood of a car from someone she was having beef with. Essentially, what ends up happening is that it fries and sticks to the paint. If you've ever done any cooking without any butter Or oil, it ends up sticking on it very badly.
@@Str8EdgeJesse she had beef literally lmao
@@ngcf4238 ICANT
Tony hawk sfx 3:50
God, I really hope all of reckless behavior Coney admits to is just a bit.
My ex threw a frozen water bottle at some girl that cussed her out and shattered her windshield, she then drove like 20 miles over the speed limit to gtfo of there 😭
Omg Coney how's your back after that flip!?
12:07 that shit ain't just reattach easy, I worked at a gas station and it's annoying as fuck to do that lol. still way better than having a bunch of gas spill into the lot though
Thank god Lakitu saved Coney, what would we do without Lakitu?
Damn, I knew Coney was too goated for too long, it's a shame that driving opinions are the one weak point
coney is the asshole that cuts into the exit line but he gets mad at people holding a honk? theres just no way....
Coney I will take 0 slander for CT drivers EXCEPT in the rain
Surely the worst thing you could throw at a car is like a Molotov cocktail or a grenade?
Editing has sauce in this vid. First 10 seconds were straight up Cinema
The fake stack of boxes onto someone prank lol 8:50
I broke many an Xbox controller because of that break away cable not breaking away
Wait. You guys do your driving test for the license within a set course?
i’ve said this before nd i’ll say it again!! be predictable not polite!!
I haven’t watched this yet but this shit better be funny or you’re in big trouble
Coney cuts in late on exits? UNSUBSCRIBE