4:36 lmao How can you have a robot pincer that close to your balls and not think "maybe I should move this thing farther away before pushing any buttons..."
@@Cheepchipsablemaybe you should check some statistics before you make a stupid comment. And by the way even if it was a car the damage and trauma would have been less. Truck drivers that just pull out like that are a holes plain and simple.
to be fair it looks like the states. Anything he would have hit inside that cardboard home it would have went right through. Compound bows are pretty strong :)
I’ve seen the video before, but the guy cleaning the litter boxes and getting attacked by the cat is the most wholesome aggressive video ever!! As a single crazy cat lady I can feel his pain! The fact that he apologizes to the cats is what makes it. I feel bad for anyone that doesn’t laugh at that section of the video
@scribez3507 Actually, the boy never made contact with his sister’s face. It was just a playful swat or mock slap. Slow the speed down and it’s clear that he swatted in front of her face and if you freeze frame it you’ll even see her smiling immediately after his action. (Just before the face is blurred) So, your original comment is still valid and it is indeed a sweet interaction between a boy and his dad. It’s still FeelArmy... 😊
We have one of those spring mounted horses in a park near my house that I used to play on when I was a kid 50 years ago. It's still there. It must have taken a generation for that spring to finally rust enough to break for this guy.
That was crazy. At first you wonder why the car was waiting if even the truck had room to go. Then you quickly realize he didn't. I don't know wtf that truck driver was thinking.
and this is why i always laugh at that list of "animals you think you could beat in a fight barehanded" and dudes are just so sure they'd win against a cat. like, my dude, if you think that then you have never seen a seriously pissed off cat 😂 i've been working cat rescue for over 20 years and there's a reason we use *welding gloves* when handling feral cats: they're rowdy contortionists with feet made of knives. I'm betting on the cat every time lmao
2:48 looks like the start of a murder movie, Like you see him with the cats, and them you see the cats attack him Then hear only his screams, and a shacking camera Idk if its just me but this could be in a killer movie😂
was looking if somebody else spot it, first was strange why is camera only focusing on him and guys are laughing even before he fell, then u can see he put left leg inside and hooked himself , ye bad actor indeed
I know, it was like watching sealions on a beach...Slipping down. One goes then the next, then the third thinks he is too cool to slip, he will be ok...and....boing! I had to laugh as well....I was waiting for the girl to go too!
Insurance nightmare...the jeep ran into them, but the Tesla caused additional damage...but how much is each party responsible for? I would say Jeep 75%.
@@strix.1 I'm pretty sure the Jeep driver is 100% at fault. Their inability to control their vehicle resulted in the accident and the subsequent malfunction of the other vehicle.
@@sams-pg7hj Yes the Tesla is innocent...it just decided to go crazy and floor its pedal and zoom off into the distance. It did not intend to harm anyone...it just got a bit confused. That was right before it caught fire for no reason other than it was feeling a bit cold and thought a nice blaze would cheer up its occupants...the more I read about Teslas, the more they scare me...There is no way I would ever get in one....They are a a menace and they all think they are in a Terminator film....
the story behind the cat attack: the per5 attacked wasn't the owner, friend of the owner cat sitting. the cat attacked because to them, it was someone they've never been around, just touching their stuff. some cats can be very territorial.
No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed *
I know....they are walking out...see the door coming down..then for some inexplicable reason decide to leap into the air and nut the door....the same sort of people who just never did understand physics at school and have problems working out which way up and down is....
@@Simon-xc5oy It was explained above nine hours ago. If you just walk out, you'll trip the sensor and the door will go back up. You might as well not shut the door, then.
“No One Was Harmed” absolutely untrue at least in that clip of that Semi turning into the side of that school bus. Bus aide received injuries and was treated at a hospital. Students received minor bumps and bruises.
7:52 If you look closely, you'll see the moment the metal's reaction to the immense pressure causes a sudden surge of heat on a molecular level, causing a spark as it breaks two.
Video: *Someone dies*
FailArmy: *NO ONE WAS HARMED*
Facts I'm like someone had to die or get hurt then disclaimer no one was harmed 🤔
bet they had a napkin on them
@@calcutt4 🤣 a napkin for their injuries
also Failarmy: "Idiots of the week" - first clip: "someone enjoying his life gets hit by a whale"
FailArmy would show a clip of the planes flying into the twin towers on 9/11 and then add the *NO ONE WAS HARMED* disclaimer...
Do I need a napkin, are you kidding me 😂😂😂😂
I know! People use WAY too many napkins.
😂😂😂😂😂 maybe he just didn’t know what else to say🤷🏽♀️😅
Foreigner not obeying the rules.
What, no napkin? What's wrong with you?
@@shatbad2960 Yes, but the cyclist was a noob, he'll learn.
Nothing beats the humor in these instant regret fails - pure gold!
stop by here❤❤❤
My favorite are the ones that do NOT say no one was harmed. Lol!
Whoever recorded these fails deserves an award for keeping a straight face
Tip: If you get in a traffic accident, always use napkins.
Wait, so you're telling me I've been pooping in my hand and clapping for 25 years for no reason?
@@adamb89 Now you can poop in your hand and facepalm!
Especially after you eat shit.
The "What's wrong?" got me. XD
The guy lost in the black hole in the mud was funny as hell.
the "do you need a napkin" guy was the highlight of this video.
great.
No music. No narration. Perfect.
This channel is good that way.
You say the same shit
No music. No narration. No napkins.
Nope just "no one was harmed" in every clip.
It's why they are one of the most successful. Fail channel and others are left to pick up the dregs.
1:02 Sheeps: _stomp_
Human: Understandable, have a nice day.
Yep, he made the right call. "Looks like we're done here."
How ridiculous to ask the bike you just knocked over if he needs a napkin when it's obvious he needs a straw.
Brilliant.
🤣
Nice!! 😆😆
Can't give him a straw. They are banned in england.
A spork has more utility value.
"Do you need a napkin?" What the hell? Lmfao
those subway doors were NOT playin around
Still don't get it. People were on a train. The doors shut. What am I missing?
@@patrickneylanthey closed with unusual force. Like they were in a bad mood 😂
@@patrickneylan was the force they slammed shut is not normal or safe.
Those doors give Star Wars doors a run for their money.
@@patrickneylanyou think a door should shut that violently?
7:12 Love how the boyfriend apologizes to nobody for her snart to embarrass her.
14:42 Boy going to give his dad a hug after he fell is so cute
Wholesome AF
right after he slapped his sister...
@@davindercthis
Agreed.
So I'm guessing you didn't see the slapping
DRUG TEST!
Hilarious timing.
00:12 i like that ithe board floated just long enough for the guy filming to catch it sinking
Skateboard thought it was on Titanic or something😂
The bord knew the assignment lmao
Dude begging the cat to stop and profusely apologizing was hilarious!😂
4:36 lmao How can you have a robot pincer that close to your balls and not think "maybe I should move this thing farther away before pushing any buttons..."
He accidentally hit the pinch button instead of the stroke button.
Hw was looking for thrills.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was hysterical....reminded me of The Big Bang Theory and Howard and the robot arm....
I have to assume he did it on purpose.
best video I ever seen, When I'm sad, I watch your videos. I was happy and smiling again
Watched this with my coworkers during lunch and we were in stitches. Best team-building exercise ever!
2:38 The cats do not like the pants.
His yelps and the continued assault brought me to tears. It's been so long...
2:38 Man: "OK, sorry!"
Cat: "There are no pacts between lions and men"
The driver of that semi who smashed the school bus should be in prison. What a pos
Did what car drivers do, couldn't see past the vehicle in front of him and assumed it was clear.
@Cheepchipsable No, most drivers do the exact opposite, if you can't see, you do *not* assume that it's clear.
@@Cheepchipsablemaybe you should check some statistics before you make a stupid comment. And by the way even if it was a car the damage and trauma would have been less. Truck drivers that just pull out like that are a holes plain and simple.
@@Cheepchipsable did we watch different videos?
@@Cheepchipsable that truck sits way higher than any car...he was just an impatient super trucker
Yes, whenever I'm on a bike and get taken out by a car door, I always make sure to get a napkin!
Well if you ride that close to a parked car what do think is going to happen ?
@@Maxtyur Cyclists are traffic also, they were in the bike lane. Drivers should be watching for traffic before opening their door.
@@katkosmos please refer to my first comment.
Perhaps a coaster and some fresh ice too?
@@Maxtyur anyway just need napkins, no one is never harmed in these accidents ! :)
Situational awareness has left the chat.
Shooting a cross bow, inside, at a target positioned in front of a window....a genius move, my friend
to be fair it looks like the states. Anything he would have hit inside that cardboard home it would have went right through. Compound bows are pretty strong :)
Not a crossbow. Jeez.
What do you THINK was going to happen?
compound bow actually.
That’s not a crossbow “genius”, hence the vertical shape.
The dude at 1:10... 🤦♂️... what are you doing?!? Go hit the emergency stop!
That's what I posted, too, hit the big red button!
What emergency stop? If you have those in your country, good - but I’ve never seen one in my life.
@@mm9773 You must not live in the US?
@@TheMNbassHunter No, I’ve lived in the UK and Germany: the pump stops pumping when you disengage it. Seems reliable.
that cat attack is actually frightening
to wokies, yes
@@cesaru3619 what is a wokie?
@@zetnakatel a wokester, woke person.
That cat just wants a belly rub. I can tell by its body language.
@@cesaru3619 Aw, did the little boy learn a new word?
The dog running after the deer! I want to know the ending. 😂
The crash at 6:28 had some real NPC behaviour
glad i wasnt the only one, what was with that reaction from the driver?
@@morganIRL right! Just drove off, even the two in the jeep just looked at each other like they where having a conversation at a stop sign
Tesla accelerated by itself after the crash, IIRC. 100% Jeep driver's fault.
@@bills6093 AHH that explains it. Oh for sure it was 100% the jeep, out of control too fast for the corner
@@bills6093 LMAO... Another reason why Tesla should are dumb
I’ve seen the video before, but the guy cleaning the litter boxes and getting attacked by the cat is the most wholesome aggressive video ever!! As a single crazy cat lady I can feel his pain! The fact that he apologizes to the cats is what makes it. I feel bad for anyone that doesn’t laugh at that section of the video
0:02 Surprise motherf*****!
WAS THAT A WHALE?!?!
Ou comme on dit chez nous : ''et BIM!!!''
@@SHINYBALL-BFDIno that was patrick
@@shxdow9807idk it’s a whale he said
@@SHINYBALL-BFDI No it was Louis Armstrong....Just kidding...the Whale probably got more of a shock than the human...
2:38 That f'ing cat would have been playing a game called CATapult.
Would have been rounded up and gone straight to the local pound.
It would have been on its tenth live after that for sure 😂
I know just what to do in that situation - something my dad taught me years ago. It's called, "Foot and Mouth" training.
dude that part got me dying
14:49 He might not be the most graceful on the scooter but at least his kids love him.
that little voice concerned for daddy was gorgeous 😀
I'm guessing you too didn't see the slapping
Probably swatting a fly, he didn't actually hit the girl
@@DigiCount you probably right because the way he hugged his father it showed he was a loving kid
Cat attack was the most hilarious thing i have seen in ages😂😂😂
@14:48 When that little boy gave his Dad a hug rather than running to check on his toy! Oh man, FeelArmy...I'll show myself out.
You should....
@@mistermunga5861 LOL Yeah...the puns are too much. I'm out.
Yes so cute. And right after he slapped his sister
@@Mithrandir6622 Oh my God I totally missed that!
@scribez3507 Actually, the boy never made contact with his sister’s face. It was just a playful swat or mock slap. Slow the speed down and it’s clear that he swatted in front of her face and if you freeze frame it you’ll even see her smiling immediately after his action. (Just before the face is blurred)
So, your original comment is still valid and it is indeed a sweet interaction between a boy and his dad.
It’s still FeelArmy... 😊
Everyone was harmed.
8:02 😆
Cat's like "hey! I wanted to knock it over!"
14:40 makes me cry! Young man loves his Dad!
9:20 the guy climbing the fence is so funny 😆
Pure comedy gold!
the full version is even better.
8:51 that Greyhound driver had zero F’s to give 😂🤦🏻♂️😂
Dear teens or grownups ... please stop breaking playgrounds. You look like dorks, you cause damage and you break little kids' hearts.
They don't care or they wouldn't be there.
We have one of those spring mounted horses in a park near my house that I used to play on when I was a kid 50 years ago. It's still there. It must have taken a generation for that spring to finally rust enough to break for this guy.
And cost taxpayers to fix them
was a weathered worn out spring and should have been replaced years ago.
@@svosprey Or it's Chinesium alloy.
That cat was like the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail 😅
That skateboard 🛹 fail was hilarious.😂😂😂
0:30 cartoons be like:
1:44 - that dog sounded like it was possessed
The guy standing there just watching the gas go all over his car isnt too quick in the head lol
1:01 no way am I turning my back on them
3:35, what a champion. I thought truck drivers were professionals. I was wrong.
Humboldt, Saskatchewan. A trucker ruined a bus load of young hockey player's lives by running a stop sign...
Not all of them are
That was crazy. At first you wonder why the car was waiting if even the truck had room to go. Then you quickly realize he didn't. I don't know wtf that truck driver was thinking.
3:15 red car was like "ha, made you flinch"
Thanks for putting up my clip from Twitch @8:39 😂
This was one of the most chaotic compilations in a while 😆
need a napkin? are you seriouse dude?
whats wrong? this dude lmao
2:38 Cat said " who told you to touch my litter box, No one that's right now back the fuck off human" 😹
That cat would be slippers by dinner the next night.
and this is why i always laugh at that list of "animals you think you could beat in a fight barehanded" and dudes are just so sure they'd win against a cat. like, my dude, if you think that then you have never seen a seriously pissed off cat 😂 i've been working cat rescue for over 20 years and there's a reason we use *welding gloves* when handling feral cats: they're rowdy contortionists with feet made of knives. I'm betting on the cat every time lmao
@@kingmorgan5047🤣
@@kingmorgan5047- ‘Rowdy contortionists with feet made of knives’ - That is absolutely brilliant!
@@NoPainNoGain___ more than likely human get that dam top off my litter box
the guy at the start got WHALED on.
1:10 Wtf r you waiting for? Run as fast you can
Or maybe remove the pump to stop the flow.
@@MarvMarvensen He already did turn off the handle. That's why it started squirting more.
He needs to find the emergency stop.
You'd be surprised how often people freeze in situations where running or hiding would be wise.
Gas stations should all have emergency shutoff buttons nearby.
Me using the Bathroom:
2:50 I’ve always thought cats were mysterious, but that was downright scary.
2:48 looks like the start of a murder movie,
Like you see him with the cats, and them you see the cats attack him
Then hear only his screams, and a shacking camera
Idk if its just me but this could be in a killer movie😂
Shacking? # ‘Shacking up’s all you wanna do’ (Fleetwood Mac).
Ik this got me Wheezing!😂😂😂😂
13:13 That was not an accident! Bad actor!
was looking if somebody else spot it, first was strange why is camera only focusing on him and guys are laughing even before he fell, then u can see he put left leg inside and hooked himself , ye bad actor indeed
Thank you! Stepped way out of the way to “trip” on that
Looks like a real piece of human garbage who just wanted to dump his tray on the floor to make more work for the cleaning staff in the background.
This is very CKY
Looks like a bad joke on a cleaning lady who just finished cleaning the floors... Kids these days.
*no one was harmed, except for the people involved in the accidents, thank you*
The last one is killing me 😂
I know, it was like watching sealions on a beach...Slipping down. One goes then the next, then the third thinks he is too cool to slip, he will be ok...and....boing! I had to laugh as well....I was waiting for the girl to go too!
Like lemmings going over a cliff. 😂
Great video, there are a lot of moments that make me laugh.
9:25 how was that joker clip fail?
1:15 if this happens to you either push the emergency shut off or run in and have an employee manually shut it off, don't just stand there staring lol
I was going to say, that person's not an idiot, just unlucky.....and then they stood there for five days watching it.
I would of just had a cigarette and waited for the staff to come and fix it
@@SeanONeill-ef5vb I hope this is a joke, or else you'd be a bit toasty. 🤣
@ 6:31 is a Tesla getting hit, the Tesla then accelerates out of control.
Insurance nightmare...the jeep ran into them, but the Tesla caused additional damage...but how much is each party responsible for? I would say Jeep 75%.
@@strix.1 I'm pretty sure the Jeep driver is 100% at fault. Their inability to control their vehicle resulted in the accident and the subsequent malfunction of the other vehicle.
@@olympiawa agreed, and if the Tesla operated out of its norm, thats a Tesla fault, not a driver fault. The Tesla is completely innocent
@@sams-pg7hj Yes the Tesla is innocent...it just decided to go crazy and floor its pedal and zoom off into the distance. It did not intend to harm anyone...it just got a bit confused. That was right before it caught fire for no reason other than it was feeling a bit cold and thought a nice blaze would cheer up its occupants...the more I read about Teslas, the more they scare me...There is no way I would ever get in one....They are a a menace and they all think they are in a Terminator film....
@@Simon-xc5oy Right, because riding around on top of an explosive is so much safer.
6:22 Did anyone else also think a lot of birds also just got "freed" for a split second?
Yeah! I thought those fluttery shapes were pigeons.
I feel slightly smarter when I watch these, until I get back into the real world.
Those damn poles always fail and break mirrors somehow.
Never seen a video where a stripper pole stays up..just like never see a piñata video where some innocent bystander doesn’t get whacked😂😂
I was going to say that!
Hilarious from start to finish. You’re the kings/queens of comedy
Thanks to you, every day when I come home from work, my fatigue disappears.
The guy trying to climb over the fence... xD
7:34 The Cockroach:Not Tonight B#$th!!
Imagine being the guy who had to explain how his drone flew into the Hagia Sophia.
2:03 My dad once broke both his arms like that and got awarded 12k $ in damages.
And a napkin.
@@james66666 No napkins, but two casts.
@@JamanWerSonst casts made out of napkins?
@@zankfrappa93 Technically, yes.
Can buy a butt-load of napkins with that amount of cheddar...be driving around tossing handfuls of nappies at every poor sap crashing their bikes
This is one of the best compilations in a long time. That cat 2:40 is psycho!
Those sheep said, not today
The cat attack😂 what has he done to that cat????
0:25 human wave jumpscare (scary💀)
It's good that all these fails got caught on camera, I hate all the videos of fails not caught on camera
@2:36 This video doesn't have a sign "No one was harmed"... UA-cam is underrating danger of cats!
The peak of creativity and disaster. True artistry in motion.
the story behind the cat attack: the per5 attacked wasn't the owner, friend of the owner cat sitting. the cat attacked because to them, it was someone they've never been around, just touching their stuff. some cats can be very territorial.
No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed * No one was harmed *
What is this weird urge of people to jump into closing garage gates?
They are looking at and jumping over the electric eye near the floor.
@@rogerwilcojr Aaah of course! Thank you!
I know....they are walking out...see the door coming down..then for some inexplicable reason decide to leap into the air and nut the door....the same sort of people who just never did understand physics at school and have problems working out which way up and down is....
@@Simon-xc5oy It was explained above nine hours ago. If you just walk out, you'll trip the sensor and the door will go back up. You might as well not shut the door, then.
Door. It's garage door
- FailArmy: "No one was harmed."
- Me: "Hopefully."
13:38 sick laugh - loved
EVERYONE WAS HARMED ... half of them with whiplash
00:17 Who
"Do you need a napkin?" roflmao!
0:42 Fenton! FENTOOOON! Jesus Christ!
Apart from the slipping on doorstep, these fails are quite inventive 😊
“No One Was Harmed” absolutely untrue at least in that clip of that Semi turning into the side of that school bus. Bus aide received injuries and was treated at a hospital. Students received minor bumps and bruises.
....and not exactly a "fun Fail" either...
1:44 DUDE! Ahahahahahahaha!! That dog got super bored and lost his mind😂😂😂
4:52 ''Dad's home!''
perfect
Notice there was no, "No one was harmed," disclaimer for the cat attack....
4:33 that one made me laugh.
lmao yeah what was the objective here?
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So glad to see the return of "No one was harmed" for every other clip in this video. Kinda missed that.
Biggest lie ever i heared :
" no one was harmed " 🤣🤣🤣
*Hi friends, have a nice day!*
7:52 If you look closely, you'll see the moment the metal's reaction to the immense pressure causes a sudden surge of heat on a molecular level, causing a spark as it breaks two.
Dude at 2:39 needs to teach that cat who's the alpha. That cat was def. The boss in that situation
The man trying to cross over the pond and fell into the middle deep.
The sentence fragment that means nothing
NO ONE WAS HARMED