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  • @bunzie8332
    @bunzie8332 5 років тому +4981

    Sean and Ethan: *plays game properly and tries their best* (seperately)
    Mark and wade: *immediately spirals into chaos from the moment they land*
    Bob: *tries but eventually gives into the chaos*

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 5 років тому +41

      *Sean and Robin

    • @bunzie8332
      @bunzie8332 5 років тому +83

      @@Grumplebumple oh no I know Robin played with Sean I just meant when crankgameplays, ethan, played it and Sean that's why I put seperately in parenthesis cx

    • @Prince_-vu4wu
      @Prince_-vu4wu 5 років тому +19

      Yo Human Frisk I mean mark is taking it seriously just trying to remain as entertaining for his live audience

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 5 років тому +3

      Kitty that's why it's entertaining lol

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 5 років тому +3

      Kitty 46:47

  • @davidpotts7116
    @davidpotts7116 5 років тому +3488

    Mark and Wade *SCREAMING*
    Bob: Hey I just upgraded the hub. How are you guys doing?

    • @LaserDawg
      @LaserDawg 5 років тому +30

      *UUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*

    • @antisocial6923
      @antisocial6923 4 роки тому +19

      average day of bob

    • @johnwaynechapman7611
      @johnwaynechapman7611 4 роки тому +8

      I heard that exact sentence at the same time as reading this

    • @erenthemiming3290
      @erenthemiming3290 4 роки тому +2

      @@johnwaynechapman7611 das cool

    • @guiteshima
      @guiteshima 4 роки тому +4

      Wade: *•panicking•* *THANKS BOB*

  • @vinnygothika7510
    @vinnygothika7510 4 роки тому +5230

    "I think Wade's lost his mind, I think we better just kill him."
    "No! I have the power of the snail God."
    .......sounds sane to me

  • @jakerooni5542
    @jakerooni5542 3 роки тому +1879

    "guys we're in trouble, I'm going have to focus"
    Wade is a whole mood

    • @hawkterb78gaming95
      @hawkterb78gaming95 3 роки тому +4

      Why does your profile picture look like Bakugo from My hero academia

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 3 роки тому +4

      @@hawkterb78gaming95 prolly cause it is

    • @hawkterb78gaming95
      @hawkterb78gaming95 3 роки тому +2

      @@loki4807 oh, my eyes are awful

    • @pajlauj860
      @pajlauj860 3 роки тому +4

      @@hawkterb78gaming95 at the moment, it looks like nishio from Tokyo ghoul

    • @hawkterb78gaming95
      @hawkterb78gaming95 3 роки тому +1

      @@pajlauj860 ye

  • @turnip7669
    @turnip7669 5 років тому +3711

    Wade: No I haven't gone insane
    Literally one minute later....
    I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SNAIL GOD

  • @ericarupple2041
    @ericarupple2041 5 років тому +7760

    Every time Amy brings Mark food and he gets soft and happy is my favorite thing ever

    • @Banidil
      @Banidil 4 роки тому +66

      Meh. Means the audio for everything around that is ruined by gross eating noises like a moist cake being licked by a salivating dog. Glad he is nice to her but its f**king gross
      to listen to people eat while filming stuff

    • @mxgan.mxe.x4010
      @mxgan.mxe.x4010 4 роки тому +204

      Banidil and?

    • @kpopislife716
      @kpopislife716 4 роки тому +161

      @@Banidil are you gay and if so that's okay

    • @Banidil
      @Banidil 4 роки тому +62

      @@kpopislife716 yeesh lol. That was the insults when I was in H.S....guess it hasn't changed much.

    • @Banidil
      @Banidil 4 роки тому +66

      @@kpopislife716 i also love how its videos of curse words and insults but yall get butthurt over the food noise complaint.....the internet is so dope sometimes

  • @blakops000007
    @blakops000007 5 років тому +898

    - Everyone tries to play this game calmly and intelligently, fascinated by how beautiful the environment is and how satisfying it is to build your own factory.
    - Markiplier and friends: *AHHHHHHHHH*

    • @yumnom1359
      @yumnom1359 5 років тому +14

      You couldn't be more accurate. 😂

    • @XiaoMof
      @XiaoMof 5 років тому +11

      black ops That's what makes it amazing lmao

    • @freddy_clampet5742
      @freddy_clampet5742 5 років тому +5

      I miss black ops

    • @twistedoldloony
      @twistedoldloony 5 років тому +19

      Yeah but that's the way they play everything when they're together! For many people when they get together with friends, especially people they have known for awhile, their collective mental age gets reduced! Same thing happens in families, that don't see each other often, when adult siblings get together. Things tend to revert back to how they treated each other when they were children.

    • @princedouchebag
      @princedouchebag 5 років тому +5

      That's why I am watching

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 2 роки тому +590

    “Oh, there’s green healing gas!”
    *“OH NO, IT NOT HEALING GAS”*
    Looks like someone else is gonna have to take care of Mark’s funeral airhorns

    • @eldaroses.g.r.7945
      @eldaroses.g.r.7945 2 роки тому +15

      Bold of you to assume he won’t just haunt the funeral.

    • @SammieHinson
      @SammieHinson 2 роки тому

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому

      @@SammieHinson Afton, you gonna apologize for trying to kill me, or do I have to call my brother?

  • @zoedoesthingys4237
    @zoedoesthingys4237 4 роки тому +4050

    "LOOK AT THE TINY HEAD ON THIS SUMBITCH"
    best markiplier quote I've ever heard

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer 3 роки тому +13

      It looks like 4-legged whale.

    • @djducky2815
      @djducky2815 3 роки тому +34

      "Newton's laws are a bitch" is better lmfao

    • @crazycreepers8358
      @crazycreepers8358 3 роки тому +12

      It reminds me of the game, and it is spelt like this, CHKN.

    • @peepock7796
      @peepock7796 3 роки тому +4

      I scrolled to this at that part of the video

    • @WHAL-E
      @WHAL-E 2 роки тому +16

      I feel like I’ve heard better. “Should I eat it, or not eat it? I’m like an indecisive lesbian.” - Mark 2022

  • @madisonburton8407
    @madisonburton8407 5 років тому +3800

    Wade: “I’m not crazy”
    Also Wade: “I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SNAIL GOD”

  • @rascer
    @rascer 5 років тому +3744

    Literally first 3 seconds of playing.
    Mark: Ooh look at this weird thing
    Bob: Im getting nuts
    Wade: AAAH ITS VIOLENT

    • @yourhomesliceishere
      @yourhomesliceishere 5 років тому +76

      This is a summary of their dynamic

    • @WinterLass
      @WinterLass 5 років тому +30

      I like marks workbench

    • @L3m0nB33
      @L3m0nB33 5 років тому +15

      This is just them always 🤣😂

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 років тому +12

      It's even worse when their drunk XD

    • @L3m0nB33
      @L3m0nB33 5 років тому +9

      @@Allantitan SERIOUSLY...remember drunk minecraft 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @eviltoad746
    @eviltoad746 2 роки тому +168

    49:46 is still my favorite moment in any video these three have done. I just imagine Molly hearing that down the hall

  • @panto8176
    @panto8176 5 років тому +3881

    *Creature minding its own Business:*
    Mark: *It’S a TrAmPoLiNe*

  • @protogrim9769
    @protogrim9769 5 років тому +784

    Wade:Oh, there's healing gas here!
    **Walks into poison gas**
    Wade:Ow! Oh god, it's not healing gas!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 5 років тому +8

      As if he didn't know or couldn't guess. It was obviously for the lulz.

    • @leonardoalpha6006
      @leonardoalpha6006 5 років тому +3

      Was reading this as it happened XD

    • @tihomirtuckarpeh755
      @tihomirtuckarpeh755 5 років тому

      Did Hitler make this game???

    • @nightshade7703
      @nightshade7703 4 роки тому +1

      @@tihomirtuckarpeh755 the poison gas was originally used in WWI

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +3

      @@Megalomaniakaal I wouldn't be so quick to jump to conclusions. It is Wade after all

  • @DuskShad90
    @DuskShad90 5 років тому +1231

    Mark: He's a trampoline, he's a trampoline, he's a tram.."
    Wade: "Oh Shiiittt!!!"
    Mark: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!".
    I'm dead XD

    • @itzrookie8086
      @itzrookie8086 5 років тому +3

      😂🤣

    • @sillyguy11000
      @sillyguy11000 5 років тому +18

      Don’t you just hate it when your trampoline walks away from you while you’re still on it?

    • @TheLuckyLuke314
      @TheLuckyLuke314 5 років тому +2

      @@sillyguy11000 DAMNIT!!

    • @CryWindy
      @CryWindy 5 років тому +1

      I died at 43:40 XD

    • @seri2209
      @seri2209 5 років тому +1

      So is mark

  • @hughtran2520
    @hughtran2520 4 роки тому +914

    Mark: “Aw yeah! So much storage!”
    Bob: Grunting Noises
    Wade: Audible discomfort

    • @uvlaka8652
      @uvlaka8652 3 роки тому +11

      *Hmmmm.*

    • @yugox7250
      @yugox7250 3 роки тому +11

      Hahaha audible discomfort

    • @nobody641
      @nobody641 2 роки тому +4

      I'm so grateful I have headphones

  • @Ghost-nk7hd
    @Ghost-nk7hd 4 роки тому +2274

    Me when I'm watching Markiplier alone: funny as usual
    When my mom walks in: 27:01

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 5 років тому +5161

    This entire series is just basically:
    Mark, trying to kill Wade
    Wade, trying to kill Mark
    Bob, trying to become a Communist Mogul.

    • @name-199
      @name-199 4 роки тому +11

      Yea

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 4 роки тому +79

      Hey, he's just trying to CONSOLIDATE!!!

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 4 роки тому +16

      @@hashtagnoname3931 Hate fucking. Also, very very very uncomfortable scene.

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 4 роки тому +35

      @@ddubsquizzee2158Consolidate = a more fancy word for Communism.

    • @aaronzaharias9110
      @aaronzaharias9110 4 роки тому +15

      Communism shall rule!

  • @guy_onfire
    @guy_onfire 4 роки тому +3762

    I love how Mark stopped eating for a second just to say “Nerd.”, really tells you a lot about him.

  • @Number_055
    @Number_055 4 роки тому +645

    "What would Wade do?"
    The man is an actual parody of himself.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 6 місяців тому

      DISTRACTABLE foreshadowing?

  • @akira7727
    @akira7727 5 років тому +386

    10:50 “Thank you.... Amy..... your the best!..... Yay!...” mean while bob and wade are dying in the background lmao 10/10

  • @cieser17
    @cieser17 5 років тому +297

    14:15
    *after screaming and killing said thing in the cave*
    ".... Theres things in the cave by the way"
    Nice reaction Mark

  • @Leubast
    @Leubast 5 років тому +294

    I loved that realization in mid air. 16:15
    "Oh, there's fall damage! AHHH!"

  • @savageninja1125
    @savageninja1125 4 роки тому +249

    Bob and Mark: (manly grunts due to sexy storage container)
    Wade: What is going on right now?

  • @NellielGrimmjow
    @NellielGrimmjow 5 років тому +3243

    13:10
    "I ate the slug.."
    "But that was my slug god."
    "I ate your god.."
    😂😂😂

  • @ahlbughao4409
    @ahlbughao4409 5 років тому +642

    Mark and wade:its a trampoline!
    *Thing moves*
    Mark and wade:AAAAAAHHHHH

  • @ItsBarrVRC
    @ItsBarrVRC 5 років тому +225

    27:00
    Sexual arousal through non-sexual topics 101. (+Wade rethinking the mental sanity of himself and the fan base supporting him)
    10/10 must-have experience

  • @1nfrn0
    @1nfrn0 4 роки тому +1544

    "I ate your God. Who's God now?" -Bob

  • @thetardyowlvg9155
    @thetardyowlvg9155 5 років тому +829

    Haven't seen a game with Mark, Bob, and Wade that isn't hilarious.
    Wade: Who's judging me?
    Mark: Me. All the time.

  • @ObsidianHunter99
    @ObsidianHunter99 5 років тому +782

    Bob in episode 1: is actually helping
    Bob in episode 3: WE MUST *C O N S O L I D A T E*

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 6 місяців тому

      We must communism

  • @jozelynaguilar6721
    @jozelynaguilar6721 5 років тому +441

    I love how shook and happy Mark gets when Amy brings him food... food really is the way to a mans heart I guess lol

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 2 роки тому +88

    Mark and Bob's mic battle was the funniest shit. Imma just leave these here for myself
    49:30 51:05

  • @bobafett387
    @bobafett387 5 років тому +708

    Bob: *cough* *cough* I’m dying.
    Mark while talking to Amy: YAY!

  • @lytwyna2
    @lytwyna2 5 років тому +531

    I must have watched that clip starting at 11:01 like 100 times.
    Bob: (Coughing like crazy) I'm dying....
    Mark: (Immediately) YAYYY!!!!!

  • @doorsday147
    @doorsday147 5 років тому +2450

    Why the animal at the very beginning is the opposite of Mark.
    - it walks on all fours
    - it has a small head
    - it's *tall*

  • @suri-da6674
    @suri-da6674 4 роки тому +277

    Wade: *tries to point to the huge Moth thing*
    Mark: GeT tHe CrAzY OuT oF yOuR eYeS

  • @WORLD_STXR
    @WORLD_STXR 5 років тому +701

    No matter what game Mark Wade and Bob are playing you can always hear Wade's triggered screaming

  • @thatcarguy2064
    @thatcarguy2064 5 років тому +2815

    Wade: Oh it’s green. Ohhh there’s healing gas here
    2 seconds later
    “OHH GAD IS NOT HEALING GAS”

  • @qwerbyy
    @qwerbyy 5 років тому +434

    "Oh there's healing gas here"
    5 seconds later
    "Oh god it's not healing gas!"
    This is why Wayde wouldn't have done well in world war 1

    • @noelic6744
      @noelic6744 5 років тому +33

      "Oh, there's a shower here!"
      5 minutes later.
      "Oh god no! That's not a shower!"

    • @driedbeef4215
      @driedbeef4215 5 років тому +8

      Apparently this gas doubles as a condiment.

    • @deadeyedragon8353
      @deadeyedragon8353 5 років тому +2

      *wade

    • @limelacroixcan
      @limelacroixcan 5 років тому

      XD

    • @dacookie1143
      @dacookie1143 5 років тому +3

      "Oh there's milk here"
      *5 seconds later*
      "Oh god that's not milk"

  • @albanieurdaneta3221
    @albanieurdaneta3221 3 роки тому +183

    30:27
    Mark: Did you drop your extra miners back on the other-? no, you didn't.
    Bob: Oh, I have them in me, sorry.
    Wade: *chokes*

  • @layan.a.a1445
    @layan.a.a1445 5 років тому +432

    Sean: plays satisfactory
    Ethan: plays satisfactory
    Mark, Wade and Bob: play satisfactory
    JUST PLAY IN ONE SERVER GODDAMNIT.

    • @springbreezegaming4017
      @springbreezegaming4017 5 років тому +7

      XD YES!!

    • @jackiechan715
      @jackiechan715 5 років тому +27

      Too late now. They would have to completely restart their bases, and nobody wants to do that.

    • @miikamiikamii
      @miikamiikamii 5 років тому +15

      Sounds like chaos

    • @toxic-mind-honey3371
      @toxic-mind-honey3371 5 років тому +20

      It would be cool if they played on the same server but. They don't play "together" they just get on at their own times and pop up and see what the others are doing whenever.

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 5 років тому +24

      I don't really want them to screw Sean over with their dickery.

  • @Kurai_Hikari
    @Kurai_Hikari 5 років тому +421

    36:55 Did anybody else hear that very faint "NANI?!" or am I losing it from too much Mark-sposure?

  • @confused_rat7224
    @confused_rat7224 5 років тому +474

    Wade: You see the slug god?
    Mark: *takes an excessively long look at the 'slug god'* No.
    Me: WhY ThE FUcK YOu LYinG?

    • @BNZO
      @BNZO 5 років тому +6

      LoL

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 5 років тому +6

      I mean.... it’s a slug. Totally different from what a “snail god” is.

    • @confused_rat7224
      @confused_rat7224 5 років тому +45

      @@KiyanPocket if you think about it, slugs are just homeless snails.

    • @dummy_emmy
      @dummy_emmy 5 років тому +14

      Voni Plays you right

    • @iliketea9122
      @iliketea9122 5 років тому +8

      @@confused_rat7224 fun fact: snails are physically attached to their shells from birth and die without it therefore a slug is unable to ever become a snail and vice versa

  • @PikadrewTheCreeper
    @PikadrewTheCreeper 4 роки тому +277

    20:58 Kills me. Mark's reaction to "your Wade-fucking needs" is priceless.

  • @flecjohnson5150
    @flecjohnson5150 5 років тому +1544

    “I swear, if you drop your pants again, I will not be happy.” -Wade 2019

    • @thelogangamer4394
      @thelogangamer4394 5 років тому +37

      flec johnson Drop your pants “again”?

    • @bxunt5180
      @bxunt5180 5 років тому +17

      He was alright with the first time though

    • @darkaxol1426
      @darkaxol1426 5 років тому

      Aaahhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Justin-qb1yw
      @Justin-qb1yw 4 роки тому

      Nice profile pic

    • @Justin-qb1yw
      @Justin-qb1yw 4 роки тому

      @MrCashMan flec johnson but i also like yours

  • @moodswing5312
    @moodswing5312 5 років тому +143

    Marks conscience: BE HELPFUL MARK
    Mark: I HAVE CONCRETE AHHHHHH, WHAT DO YOU NEED, WHAT DO YOU NEED? I HAVE IT!

  • @Daymusik
    @Daymusik 5 років тому +657

    I just wanted to leave an update:
    I've shown my family this video. Now, my mother, my sister, and I communicate in public by saying "You suck" and awaiting a reply from the other.

    • @bubbleslokai7907
      @bubbleslokai7907 4 роки тому +31

      Best family 10/10

    • @drewblondie4795
      @drewblondie4795 4 роки тому +11

      My parents would disown me 😂

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 роки тому +7

      It's just like my family, minus the reply.

    • @Daymusik
      @Daymusik 3 роки тому +3

      @פלג קיסלסי Well, to answer your question that UA-cam did not tell me I had, my mother say's "That what she said" and calls out possible innuendos far more frequently than I'd like, but it makes for interesting conversations.

    • @catsballs9657
      @catsballs9657 3 роки тому +1

      aww I love your family

  • @Cat-ww6qy
    @Cat-ww6qy 4 роки тому +77

    Bob: Tases and says "Get some!"
    Mark in mind: (Do a flip)
    Creature: *Does a flip*

  • @luckizlucky8124
    @luckizlucky8124 5 років тому +475

    Watching three men scream orgasmically about refined metals into a storage unit is the most hilarious and relateable thing I've seen.

    • @cocothefurret8388
      @cocothefurret8388 5 років тому +2

      Im deing

    • @apta9931
      @apta9931 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 5 років тому +6

      Relatable?

    • @cocothefurret8388
      @cocothefurret8388 5 років тому +2

      @@ninjapickle773 propbably

    • @amightygrizzly
      @amightygrizzly 5 років тому +8

      @@ninjapickle773 I mean. If you were a blacksmith, then it's definitely relatable. Mark been trying to find the blacksmith for years by this point anyway XD

  • @facade11663
    @facade11663 5 років тому +84

    27:00 mark achieves storgasm
    press T for claps
    Mark! troll tip: build a paint gun and edit the first color than you can laugh at their confusion when all the buildings suddenly change color

  • @kayceeleemhuis9884
    @kayceeleemhuis9884 5 років тому +166

    Bob: Can we please start playing the game.
    Wade: I AM! I'm collecting Iron.
    Mark: Tink tink tink tonk tonk tonk tink tink tink tonk tonk tonk.

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 6 місяців тому

      Mark casually just becoming slightly more insane

  • @the.sketch.projekt8851
    @the.sketch.projekt8851 4 роки тому +38

    43:43 - For those who don't know, the song is "Can't Get Enough Of Your love, babe" by Barry White.

  • @austinator888
    @austinator888 5 років тому +340

    When Marks game crashed I was waiting to hear "FRAMES"

  • @vixen4008
    @vixen4008 5 років тому +374

    This new drunk minecraft update is dope.

  • @qingyanggong6231
    @qingyanggong6231 5 років тому +293

    Half of the video was them sexually commenting about a conveyor belt and screaming you suck 😂

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 4 роки тому +904

    This video is pure “girls: he cheating on me/ what the guys are actually doing: “ energy

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 років тому +306

    Bob: Why are you burning leaves? *concerned*
    Mark: Dude, I just wanted to burn some leaves!
    Let the man burn his leaves in peace.

  • @lotsofmos
    @lotsofmos 5 років тому +328

    Jack plays a game seriously and wants to do it successfully
    MARK ON THE OTHER HAND....

    • @slowsloth3809
      @slowsloth3809 5 років тому +11

      People who sre opposite of each other are always together for some reason
      God and Satan are hopping in the park

    • @Yadiloveswrasslin
      @Yadiloveswrasslin 5 років тому +5

      It's always fun when that happens lol

    • @dragonfireinfernus336
      @dragonfireinfernus336 5 років тому +1

      Ironic ain’t it

    • @that1ragingbat_603
      @that1ragingbat_603 5 років тому +3

      He plays the game like a fuckin madman XD

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 5 років тому

      Mark.....serious?

  • @Idontknowprobably
    @Idontknowprobably 5 років тому +679

    Bob: ooh I made electricity!
    Mark: ohhh big woop Thomas Edison did that ages ago

    • @vixviarts
      @vixviarts 5 років тому +11

      I dont know Probably Even tho Thomas Edison didn’t make Electricity 😂😂 Ben Franklin did-

    • @PhantomGamZ
      @PhantomGamZ 5 років тому +9

      @@vixviarts Thomas Edison was the man who made light bulb's

    • @vixviarts
      @vixviarts 5 років тому +11

      Garret McCormick He created Lightbulbs; Ben Franklin discovered Electricity.

    • @legalizehomicide7262
      @legalizehomicide7262 5 років тому +23

      Thomas Edison was a pathetic thief who electrified an elephant

    • @PhantomGamZ
      @PhantomGamZ 5 років тому

      @@vixviarts I know

  • @lukasbarney367
    @lukasbarney367 3 роки тому +69

    2 years after seeing this I finally got around to playing this game and I finally understand the fear mark felt after getting jumpscared by those damned spider things.

    • @Wolfpackgaming865
      @Wolfpackgaming865 Рік тому +2

      Omg yes there so creepy, and they don't judt spawn in caves they spawn in the forest too

  • @ayasakikurisu
    @ayasakikurisu 4 роки тому +87

    46:48 What Bob said is a fact and I experienced that a lot.
    I'm one of the few who play games for fun & entertainment only.
    I respect these kind of gamers.

    • @raptros
      @raptros 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah i agree, what Bob is describing is basically backsitters that in all honestly should be banned and locked away in a room and forced to play tetris for the rest of their lives... I wanna see them backsit tetris...

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 Рік тому

      What are you talking about?

    • @Biscuich0
      @Biscuich0 Рік тому

      ​@@raptrosye agree

  • @msjfhbvgyu1371
    @msjfhbvgyu1371 5 років тому +370

    This should be called “Three men moaning because of a factory”

  • @moon_misery
    @moon_misery 5 років тому +212

    "are you a snail god? do i worship you?" *omfg wade*

    • @sados7884
      @sados7884 5 років тому +9

      It should be omfsg
      (Oh my f**cking snail God)

    • @apta9931
      @apta9931 5 років тому +2

      Wade is awesome🤣

    • @CarlosGarcia-pt5or
      @CarlosGarcia-pt5or 5 років тому +2

      I read thus comment right when wade actually said that

    • @limelacroixcan
      @limelacroixcan 5 років тому +3

      wade is going places

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 5 років тому +1

      8:58

  • @subzeroelectronics3022
    @subzeroelectronics3022 4 роки тому +883

    Bob: “Guys I made electricity!”
    Mark: “Yeah yeah, big whoop- Thomas Edison did that a long time ago.”
    Pardon?

    • @revron9683
      @revron9683 4 роки тому +47

      You're thinking of _L A M P_

    • @AverageJoe610
      @AverageJoe610 4 роки тому +26

      what is is happening
      yeah, i thought thomas edison created the LIGHT bulb

    • @mementomori4685
      @mementomori4685 4 роки тому +29

      benjamin franklin got the electricity though-

    • @mothgrave
      @mothgrave 4 роки тому +49

      @@mementomori4685 all he did was discover that lightning consisted of electricity so you're both wrong

    • @tomislavofhousearthur6495
      @tomislavofhousearthur6495 3 роки тому +81

      nikola tesla: cries

  • @bowtiemaddness
    @bowtiemaddness 5 років тому +2558

    Guys, I think we found *Bob the builder* after all these years

  • @triiipy.stxcks5838
    @triiipy.stxcks5838 5 років тому +514

    Mark: So I think wade is losing it so we should straight up kill him
    Wade: *NO I HAVE THE POWER OF THE SNAIL GOD* 😭😭☠️

    • @apta9931
      @apta9931 5 років тому +10

      I love how they pretended not to see it until mark found one😂

    • @JuanGonzalez-ol3sm
      @JuanGonzalez-ol3sm 5 років тому +1

      I have the power of god and anime

    • @justinjacobs1501
      @justinjacobs1501 5 років тому +4

      I think I'm going to make a stoner druid who worships the Snail God. Gonna be a great DnD game.

    • @apta9931
      @apta9931 5 років тому +1

      @@JuanGonzalez-ol3sm Of snail and anime*😌

    • @immunetopeas5716
      @immunetopeas5716 5 років тому +3

      We can make a religion out of this

  • @dean5389
    @dean5389 5 років тому +727

    * mustard gas goes into treches *
    Soldier: Oh look it's healing gas- OH GOD IT'S NOT HEALING GAS

    • @AssSensei
      @AssSensei 5 років тому +10

      He'd probably continue to think it was healing gas even as he's dying. 😂

    • @christianwilson1118
      @christianwilson1118 5 років тому +4

      I've a slight feeling he wouldnt be able to talk... much less breathe lol

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 5 років тому +18

      ITS HURTING GAS, ITS HURTING GAAAAS

    • @robobitch5564
      @robobitch5564 5 років тому +4

      Pink Banana if it’s mustard gas he wouldn’t be able to talk cuz he would be choking on his own lungs
      (No joke mustard gas makes u throw up ur lungs)

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 5 років тому +1

      * 10 seconds later * 29:14

  • @jj_judah365
    @jj_judah365 4 роки тому +38

    I love how Marks multiplayer videos consists of either Bob and Wade bullying Mark or Mark And Bob bullying Wade

  • @joebykaeby
    @joebykaeby 4 роки тому +1636

    "This is so satisfying in a deeply sexual way." - Muyskerm 2019

  • @AAttoommiicc
    @AAttoommiicc 5 років тому +123

    At 10:53 You Can See Chica's ear In The Bottom Left Of His Camera

  • @Britbaby961
    @Britbaby961 4 роки тому +195

    Mark: *goes in for surgery*
    Momiplier: "Careful with my son he funds your hospital"

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 6 місяців тому +2

      No pressure!
      (Intense sweating)

  • @Aidensanborn
    @Aidensanborn 5 років тому +919

    no-one: ...
    Wade: I HAVE FOUND THE SLUG GOD!!!!

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 5 років тому +12

      Lord Slug?

    • @Milesfr264
      @Milesfr264 5 років тому +3

      Literally how it was

    • @brandjohnson8788
      @brandjohnson8788 5 років тому +2

      What of those a slug God in real life

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 роки тому

      THE CULT OF SNAIL GOD!🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

  • @shawdawg3675
    @shawdawg3675 5 років тому +109

    I love this. Reminds me of them playing Drunk Minecraft, just a new game but healthier living.

    • @Finsternis..
      @Finsternis.. 5 років тому +1

      Healthier living? How do you know that they stopped eating bananas?

    • @shawdawg3675
      @shawdawg3675 5 років тому +6

      @@Finsternis.. Well, at least Mark won't go to the hospital again due to the problems that stopped Drunk Minecraft is what I meant

    • @amc4752
      @amc4752 5 років тому

      Shaw Dawg only because mark would literally die

    • @shawdawg3675
      @shawdawg3675 5 років тому

      @@amc4752 that's the point I was making

  • @crystalk4998
    @crystalk4998 5 років тому +748

    Can we agree Wade calling out “Molly!!! It’s the best time of day!!!” Was wholesome and precious?

  • @Damsel_In_Distress_528
    @Damsel_In_Distress_528 4 роки тому +38

    Is nobody going to talk about how wade was basically perfectly in time with Mark mining iron at 3:53

  • @xsarahbell
    @xsarahbell 5 років тому +142

    10 seconds in and I already love this series.

  • @tristanwelke7827
    @tristanwelke7827 5 років тому +96

    I can't wait to see their reactions to just how stupidly huge the space elevator is.

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 5 років тому

      Oh ho ho ho. Thats gonna be fun

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 5 років тому

      @@tommyfortress7515 oh yes that will be spectacular

  • @eveting9447
    @eveting9447 5 років тому +59

    I like how jack actually tries to get upgrades while Mark, Wade and Bob just bumble around awkwardly getting killed every so often

    • @twistedoldloony
      @twistedoldloony 5 років тому

      Well that's what happens when you are in a group like this! For one thing you don't even hear what the AI is saying. Jack played alone for awhile getting familiar with the game before Robin joined him.

  • @arcane_sigil_01
    @arcane_sigil_01 2 роки тому +13

    My cousin would love this game because the entire point of this game is to build a factory that operates itself. He keeps finding ways to "automate" things in building games. Like minecraft he's always talking about his "AFK Fish Farm"

  • @lisa-marieeichberg1541
    @lisa-marieeichberg1541 5 років тому +68

    the content got 100000000 times better since bob and mark have their soundboards
    I totally lost it 😂

  • @starlight4649
    @starlight4649 5 років тому +123

    Every time Amy brings Mark food, my heart melts a little. It's so sweet.

  • @brownshoelace2796
    @brownshoelace2796 5 років тому +55

    I just watched two guys have nonstop organisms over a storage container and conveyor belt being made

  • @friendlychef5901
    @friendlychef5901 Рік тому +10

    We need more of this. There is zero Satisfactory UA-cam content, other then Mark's 3 episodes and a random 12 minutes on Bob's Channel.

  • @leawynfyre
    @leawynfyre 4 роки тому +82

    27:25
    mark: It's so full
    storage container: *has 15 items in it*

  • @f4frogs592
    @f4frogs592 5 років тому +63

    I’m really enjoying LIXIAN’s editing. I think it makes the videos more lively and entertaining. Keep up the good work.

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 5 років тому +110

    35:10
    "Equipment bacon?!"
    -Markiplier 2019

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 6 місяців тому

      Truly God exists if you equip bacon

  • @beiyabluejay1774
    @beiyabluejay1774 4 роки тому +45

    When wade found the "healing lizard" I thought he was just carrying on the bit, so I choked on orange juice laughing

  • @L3m0nB33
    @L3m0nB33 5 років тому +46

    50:43
    Mark asks what Wade's doing
    And Bob honestly stands up for wade lmao and shows appreciation for his work.
    Wade finally has his moment 😂🤣😂❤

  • @L3m0nB33
    @L3m0nB33 5 років тому +80

    34:39 Wade's like "I'm done with these idiots"
    Literally best trio ever. This is what real friendship is😂🤣🤣❤

  • @clearmelody6252
    @clearmelody6252 4 роки тому +169

    Mark, after tripping over an eggplant and falling into Equestria:
    "THERE'S SO MANY COLORS IN HERE IT'S LIKE A SKITTLES COMMERCIAL!"

  • @madmartian2
    @madmartian2 Рік тому +5

    26:55 you're welcome
    Mark & Bob storage humping while Wade read his chat's website names. Manic magnificence.

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +117

    bruh... I’m so satisfied right now. no no no, i don’t think you realize, nor comprehend how satisfied i am right at this moment.

    • @ananyanwu
      @ananyanwu 5 років тому

      You're becoming like that other guy who's in every comment section... Let's see how far this goes.

    • @wohoo7359
      @wohoo7359 5 років тому

      hello kryozz

    • @auliaakbar4197
      @auliaakbar4197 5 років тому

      MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

    • @Ghost-nq5eh
      @Ghost-nq5eh 5 років тому

      Uhhh,I think I am
      (stares deeply into your red eyes)

    • @Jagpagaco
      @Jagpagaco 5 років тому

      @@ananyanwu Justin Y

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 років тому +116

    Wade: I have the power of the Snail God!
    _instant immunity_

  • @mikisitika6448
    @mikisitika6448 4 роки тому +64

    27:09
    The pure chaos of this moment is hilarious to me for some reason

    • @scruntfundle
      @scruntfundle Рік тому +2

      wade's desperately confused "what is going on right now??" kills me lmao

  • @minatoson5788
    @minatoson5788 3 роки тому +5

    13:31 is the best thing ever. Just Marks' laugh and Bob's wry humor.

  • @VenomQuill
    @VenomQuill 5 років тому +135

    11:49 "Hello, everybody! My name is Momiplier and welcome to Mark's funeral!"
    ...that was much funnier in my head.

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 5 років тому

      k

    • @katedawg3351
      @katedawg3351 5 років тому +6

      I think it would go more like “hello, everyone, I’m momiplier and my son has big funeral ahead”

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 років тому +2

      Venom Quill my attempt at an Asian accent failed miserably. It would more like French then Asian.

    • @tylermcdonald9372
      @tylermcdonald9372 4 роки тому +3

      Welcome BACK to marks funeral

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 10 місяців тому

      Fr XD

  • @bluewinterstorm
    @bluewinterstorm 5 років тому +81

    Jack & Robin play: "oooh, pretty nature 😍"
    Mark, Wade, and Bob play: " *Everything Is Death!* 😨"

    • @ZZZREEET
      @ZZZREEET 6 місяців тому

      That basically sums up nature

  • @flowden835
    @flowden835 4 роки тому +99

    3:52 wade was syncing up with Mark's hits on the iron

  • @fermentedcabbage5722
    @fermentedcabbage5722 4 роки тому +6

    49:40 my screen froze while bob and mark were doing this and i could just see mark’s frozen face while hearing “you suck you suck You suck You suck You suck You Suck You suck”

  • @skyshack4194
    @skyshack4194 4 роки тому +66

    1:02 The sound effect scared me more than the creature.